Baldrick's war poems

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  • @kittaylor5752
    @kittaylor5752 7 років тому +1601

    I actually quoted Baldrick's 'German Guns' in my A-level English literature exam, alongside Sassoon and Owen, and hey I got a good mark. Either the guy marking it was a Blackadder fan, or Baldrick was a poetic genius.

    • @adamantemrose2285
      @adamantemrose2285 6 років тому +70

      Maybe both

    • @esther1470
      @esther1470 6 років тому +17

      You must be fun at parties, Alex

    • @TranscendentLion
      @TranscendentLion 6 років тому +79

      @@vespasian123456 I imagine that an examiner may appreciate the odd bit of humour when they're having to mark a thousand and one answers to the same question.

    • @elftax
      @elftax 6 років тому +23

      "German guns" is considered to be a war poem.

    • @ECCENTRICERIC69
      @ECCENTRICERIC69 5 років тому +4

      @MichaelKingsfordGray That and jazz.

  • @tarpnarp
    @tarpnarp 2 роки тому +230

    I love the malice in his voice when he says "not with a bayonet through your neck you couldn't" XD

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 6 років тому +728

    Eat your heart out Shakespeare. The German Guns is arguably the most memorable poem in the history of literature. Pure comedy genius all in one word. Boom.

    • @samuelstrachan2726
      @samuelstrachan2726 5 років тому +30

      Very memorable, I heard it once and already remember all the words!

    • @shiv421kobra
      @shiv421kobra 5 років тому +13

      I keep it framed on my bedroom wall

    • @niccvier
      @niccvier 5 років тому +1

      Red Squirrel If You read Miron Białoszewski you’d know, that if he can be considered a poetic genius anyone can 😂

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 5 років тому +2

      Yeah: better than that T.S. Eliot bloke!

  • @DoctorVision
    @DoctorVision 3 роки тому +151

    The way Blackadder comes in with the "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!??" sounding so frantic and on the edge is just so brilliant :D

    • @MarkusMaack
      @MarkusMaack 2 роки тому +13

      “I say, sir, that is SPOOKY!”

    • @michaelcurtin524
      @michaelcurtin524 Рік тому +7

      @@MarkusMaack I'm sorry I think I've got to get out of here.

  • @GarethDown
    @GarethDown Рік тому +18

    The timing and delivery of the “ding-a-ling-a-ling” line is just incredible

  • @tiaancloete5133
    @tiaancloete5133 6 років тому +392

    I love Baldric's smile after he says "so would i sir" hilarious

    • @lkrnpk
      @lkrnpk 5 років тому +7

      maybe he thought he said ''skank'', not ''skunk''

    • @simonreeves828
      @simonreeves828 Рік тому +1

      👌👌✅✅😂😂

  • @BlueBino_
    @BlueBino_ 8 років тому +951

    Well it started badly and it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that Excellent

    • @grlt23
      @grlt23 7 років тому +15

      But he was so close to become famous artists - just look what can be done from this with a little music:
      ua-cam.com/video/llyiQ4I-mcQ/v-deo.html

    • @goonerinSP
      @goonerinSP 7 років тому +4

      BlueBino I love this line.

    • @bored.in.california2111
      @bored.in.california2111 5 років тому +3

      So apart from the whole thing, it was excellent.

    • @alanaspinall7147
      @alanaspinall7147 5 років тому +2

      To be faire the first one was pritty good for something a Baldrick came up with,

    • @the0sanitydokutah967
      @the0sanitydokutah967 5 років тому +1

      He should become a judge for American idol

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 7 років тому +550

    The real horrors of WW1

    • @anothertemplarchuunibyoude3750
      @anothertemplarchuunibyoude3750 5 років тому +11

      youd think its silly because of Blackadder is constantly berating him and the background laughter..
      but out of context, this is Balrick expressing that he is having a ptsd..
      just another ww1 trench poetry

    • @marcosbravo9645
      @marcosbravo9645 5 років тому +11

      @@anothertemplarchuunibyoude3750 general, squeezing Baldrick's cheeks: are you excited for the big push?
      Baldrick, squeezing the general's cheeks back: no, sir, I'm actually terrified.

    • @damongee7610
      @damongee7610 5 років тому +1

      English teachers disagree

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 3 роки тому +1

      solders being read poetry to pass the time, I'd rather go over the trench if it means a German bullet can free me from boredom.

    • @chriswebster3099
      @chriswebster3099 3 роки тому +1

      @@marcosbravo9645 *absolutely terrified*

  • @jcb5782
    @jcb5782 6 років тому +132

    The expression of both Leftenant George and Blackadder during Baldrick's second poem is priceless.

    • @jcb5782
      @jcb5782 6 років тому +4

      @@PavelJagen You are most certainly correct, but in the series George is constantly referred to as a leftenant, so I figured I'd do so as well.

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 3 роки тому +13

      There is no such word as "leftenant." It is pronounced that way, but spelled "lieutenant."

  • @alfiesnow7325
    @alfiesnow7325 7 років тому +270

    The acting in this scene is incredible, but what do you expect from Hugh, Rowan and Tony!

  • @chrisk7082
    @chrisk7082 Рік тому +8

    I remember watching this series the first time it was aired. Don’t think I’ve laughed so much in my whole life. The ending as no man’s land changes in to a field of poppies was spine tingling. Brilliant brilliant series. ❤

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 7 років тому +224

    Blackadder's reaction when Baldrick is doing his boom poem tho. Easy to miss but completely hilarious.

  • @markrobinson9394
    @markrobinson9394 2 роки тому +22

    Baldrick: Shall I do another one then, sir?
    Blackadder: No, we wouldn’t want to exhaust you.
    Baldrick: No, don’t worry. I could go on all night.
    Blackadder: Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn’t.
    Easily one of the best back and forths from the series. 😂

  • @simonreeves828
    @simonreeves828 Місяць тому +3

    0:16 Look how proud Baldrick is at that retort 😂😂✅✅

  • @PakiFighter
    @PakiFighter 5 років тому +25

    Blackadder is probably the greates comedy series ever made. It's become a tradition at our house to go trough the whole series once a year during Ramadan.

    • @kingkezz9188
      @kingkezz9188 Рік тому +2

      No comedy in the world beats british comedy. - Aussie fan of the motherland UK

  • @jessedin7572
    @jessedin7572 7 років тому +176

    DING ALING ALING ALING

  • @GreyeSkye
    @GreyeSkye 7 років тому +600

    You know, Baldric's poem "The German Guns" is childishly simple, stupendously stupid, irritatingly annoying, and horrifyingly deep. The sound "Boom" is clearly not referring to the _crack_ of rifle fire nor the _ratatat-tat_ of machine guns. He refers to something conspicuously absent in the Blackadder series: the roaring sound of German artillery.
    Artillery was one of the mainstays on the Western Front. A relentless rain of death that claimed hundrends, if not thousands, of lives each day. The trenches evolved as a form of defence specifically against such attacks. It was Artillery that proved that the age of the Fort had passed by, and all sides were employing this new age of range and power. If the sound of the Vietnam War was helicopters, then the sound of WWI was artillery.
    That is was Baldric is referring to. A never-ending rain of shells, a hail of doom. Day and night the echoed sounds of *Boom! Boom! Boom!*

    • @shiv421kobra
      @shiv421kobra 6 років тому +78

      .......and thus I present you with this Arts Major

    • @Lemuriam
      @Lemuriam 6 років тому +18

      get over yourself @wolfe dima . if he's not a woman, marry him anyway ;)

    • @yellowfolder
      @yellowfolder 6 років тому +8

      Bravo! Splendid!

    • @MisterSpinalzo
      @MisterSpinalzo 5 років тому +5

      Wouldn't the sound of British artillery be closer to them though?

    • @basakthreats1996
      @basakthreats1996 4 роки тому

      Sire, you are a genius!

  • @Woodyboii
    @Woodyboii 7 років тому +93

    My history teacher put this on for us the other day. It had the whole class in stitches lol

  • @colinp2238
    @colinp2238 6 років тому +45

    Lt George's reactions are the best bit of this hilarious clip.

    • @paulbradford8240
      @paulbradford8240 6 років тому +4

      I agree, his facial expressions are masterful.

  • @Typanoid
    @Typanoid 7 років тому +89

    Most of the comedy went over my head as a kid, but the "Boom boom boom boom boom[...]" thing amused me already back then and I would remember it for years. Good stuff :)

    • @exio3099
      @exio3099 5 років тому +1

      @MichaelKingsfordGray What

  • @mcsmith8405
    @mcsmith8405 8 років тому +391

    boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
    😥😣😒 BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!
    very good sir well done

    • @nevermind5732
      @nevermind5732 7 років тому +6

      Your comment reminded me of this poem by the Austrian poet Ernst Jandl called Schtzngrmm (it's a play on Schützengraben the German word for trench - without the vowels and written down according to sound)
      which only consists of the letters in schtzngrmm and imitates the sounds. It starts like this
      Schtzngrmm
      Schtzngrmm
      T-t-t-t
      T-t-t-t
      Grrrmmmmm
      T-t-t-t
      it goes on like this.
      Quite brilliant.

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 6 років тому +4

      Marie-Claire Correau-Smith boom boom boom

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 6 років тому +3

      I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM

    • @stonerspass7526
      @stonerspass7526 5 років тому

      Boom boom boom!?!?!

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 4 роки тому +1

      @@Malos_ vengaboys

  • @simonreeves828
    @simonreeves828 Рік тому +3

    The audience absolutely rocking with laughter at baldricks remark 'so would i Sir' and Baldricks smile afterwards 👌👌✅😂

  • @logmeistercy3801
    @logmeistercy3801 5 років тому +13

    That german guns poem nearly broke the plastic chair I was sitting on

  • @killercd7682
    @killercd7682 7 років тому +45

    Poor Blackadder. His predicament is very real.

    • @markrobinson9394
      @markrobinson9394 6 років тому +1

      Killer CD Hanging out with George and Baldrick for an extended period of time is enough to make you want to volunteer to go into No Man's Land.

  • @jacob8949
    @jacob8949 2 роки тому +7

    I love that Hugh Laurie either plays a genius or an idiot and basically nothing in between.

  • @FildasKirk
    @FildasKirk 7 років тому +117

    So, at college, I had to learn about Sasson, Rosenberg, Owen and others, but why havent I ever been told about the best of them, the one and only Sodof Baldrick? I am sure I'd have gotten an A on my Modern English literature exam if I could analyze his German Guns poem.
    In reality I discovered Blackadder about 2-3 semesters later, near my finals, and it threatened my study schedule :D

  • @EditorOfSL
    @EditorOfSL 4 місяці тому

    This is made all the more funny by the fact that George sits there absolutely rapt as if Baldrick’s reciting the Complete Works of Shakespeare!

  • @DanTheStripe
    @DanTheStripe 5 років тому +10

    I got shown this episode in a GCSE History class. It made me a Blackadder fan: this scene made me piss myself laughing. Nobody else in the room found it as funny as I did and I was trying so hard to not start cry-laughing.

  • @DieFlabbergast
    @DieFlabbergast 5 років тому +8

    Both Robinson and Atkinson deserve an Oscar for this!

  • @stevemiddy
    @stevemiddy 7 років тому +19

    I felt like Black Adder here when watching the new Star Wars

  • @gf6110
    @gf6110 7 місяців тому +2

    Greatest war poet of all time. Sorry, Owen, Ungaretti and the whole lot.

  • @김상희-r3n
    @김상희-r3n 6 років тому +13

    Rule, Britannia, Britannia rule the airwaves! Britons never, never, never shall be bored!

  • @thegrayknight71
    @thegrayknight71 7 років тому +6

    The commentary when one of the directors of this serie went to see a school play and one of the children went up on stage and read the Boom boom poem. Fantastic.

  • @tate1158
    @tate1158 6 років тому +7

    First saw this in my history class this morning. Laughed so much

  • @michastaneke2791
    @michastaneke2791 Рік тому +2

    This is pure poetry , Baldrick is the best 😂

  • @sebbeleon
    @sebbeleon 6 років тому +8

    I really love his first poem it's very moving seriously!

  • @lisabrunton5781
    @lisabrunton5781 Рік тому +1

    I simply adore Baldrick! Blackadder rocks!!!

  • @zeasea2519
    @zeasea2519 5 років тому +23

    we had to write war poems in english class and this one pair literally tried to copy the boom boom poem. their argument with the teacher was hilarious.

  • @samuelstrachan2726
    @samuelstrachan2726 5 років тому +13

    "Not with a bayonet through your neck you couldn't!"

    • @thegorn68
      @thegorn68 Рік тому

      LMAO! My favorite part.

  • @doesthisneedfurtherexplana5862
    @doesthisneedfurtherexplana5862 4 роки тому +6

    when he said “boom boom boom”
    *I felt that*

  • @lkrnpk
    @lkrnpk 5 років тому +12

    To be honest though, also recalling the ''Painting'' episode, if some historian discovered paintings like that and poems like ''The German Guns'' in some WW1 veterans' house, they might perhaps say that that the guy was an artist who was ahead of his time. It's all in the delivery. If ''The German Guns'' was some modern art performance and he could sell that to audience, he might've been seen as a great modern poet.

  • @karlamay_
    @karlamay_ 5 років тому +7

    0:32 I peed my pants, good heavens! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mcsmith8405
    @mcsmith8405 8 років тому +24

    this is my favourite thing in the world

  • @donttalktome2316
    @donttalktome2316 5 років тому +20

    The "dingalingaling" sounds so sad :(

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 5 років тому +3

      You know a finishing line is bad when even Baldrick can't bring himself to say it convincingly.

  • @NIGELpugh14
    @NIGELpugh14 5 років тому +4

    Personally...I think this was the best of the series....the final episode/scene put it all in to perspective in my opinion.x

    • @geoffpoole483
      @geoffpoole483 5 років тому

      I think the third series was underrated. What helped the fourth series was many viewers had grandparents who would have served in WW1 and would be able to relate to the setting due to it being comparatively recent. They would also have studied some of the endless poetry at school.

    • @shortallliam3142
      @shortallliam3142 3 роки тому +1

      Well said, Nigel; check out Rowan Atkinson's interview where he refers to how difficult the final episode was to do for all of the staff.

  • @ReesZzz
    @ReesZzz 5 років тому +60

    Hear the words I sing
    War’s a horrid thing
    So I sing sing sing
    *dingalingaling*
    NEXT TATTOO PENDING

  • @michaellam2508
    @michaellam2508 Рік тому

    Blackadder's exasperated look with his head in his hands cracked me up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LadyMngwa
    @LadyMngwa 6 років тому +65

    1:02 Me when listening to modern pop music.

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 7 років тому +9

    The ‘i say! That is spooky!’ line kills me

    • @goonerinSP
      @goonerinSP 7 років тому

      Gabe Thornes hahaha me too 😂

  • @skepticcritic4995
    @skepticcritic4995 Рік тому +1

    "Boom boom boom?"
    "How did you guess sir?"
    "I say sir that is spooky"
    "I'm sorry I think I got to get out of here!"
    Lol just the delivery of Rowan Atkinson saying he got to get out of here was hilarious. You can tell Blackadder is about to go over the edge

  • @thomasbarca9297
    @thomasbarca9297 5 років тому +3

    I nearly fell off my chair, I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @hrrproductions553
    @hrrproductions553 Рік тому

    Man, Baldrick's war poem was both hilarious and entertaining at the same time 🤣😂😉👍

  • @blueband8114
    @blueband8114 3 роки тому +1

    My favorite Blackadder line ever 'not with a bayonet through your neck you couldn't.'

  • @SpiritMQ
    @SpiritMQ 4 роки тому +4

    Studied War Literature as a student and did my dissertation on that... The poignancy of "German Guns" is the height of black comedy...

  • @Jacob-lv6zy
    @Jacob-lv6zy Рік тому

    1:05 that little moment where he stops to collect himself, almost like he gathers himself to say something profound and then burst into the loud BOOM, is one of my favourite comedic moment i know

  • @burbleburb5264
    @burbleburb5264 6 років тому +2

    1:15 this is spot on when I'm in detention and it feels like ages but then I look at the clock and it has only been 1 minute

  • @Rojata19
    @Rojata19 2 роки тому +1

    😂 Love this scene so much! 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @ItsEndyy
    @ItsEndyy 7 років тому +6

    When i saw the word, Baldrick, i thought this was gonna be something about faceless..

  • @alexamerling79
    @alexamerling79 2 роки тому +2

    The German Guns is a masterpiece.

  • @donmorgan9139
    @donmorgan9139 Рік тому +1

    Beat that for comedy, priceless

  • @dorkbrandon4422
    @dorkbrandon4422 Рік тому

    Ahhhhh he's just so done with Baldrick at that point , I like to imagine there's a blackadder and Baldrick through so many more ages but this one in the trenches is where he finally broke Edmund once and for all

  • @DewDewsDestiny
    @DewDewsDestiny 7 років тому

    One of my favourite Blackadder moments! Too good XDXD

  • @Timorio
    @Timorio 3 роки тому +1

    "Fire away, Baldrick" probably should've preceded the second poem.

  • @anthonybeavan5648
    @anthonybeavan5648 2 роки тому +2

    He had some childish but profound lines too, like:
    "I'm scared too, sir.."
    and
    "Why can't we just stop sir? Why can't we just say 'no more killing, let's all go home'? Why would it be stupid just to pack it in, sir? Why?"

  • @rainer_uncrowned
    @rainer_uncrowned 5 років тому +6

    In my English Literature exam on Monday I’ll be sure to cite Baldrick as one of the quintessential war poets. Move over Wilfred Owen!

    • @geoffpoole483
      @geoffpoole483 5 років тому

      Sassoon, Brooke, Owen, Graves...... mere nonentities when compared to the poetic genius of Baldrick.

  • @LKB1974-k6p
    @LKB1974-k6p 3 роки тому +1

    When comedy was brilliant and people weren't afraid saying things 80s and 90 brilliant

  • @auberginemanproductions1608
    @auberginemanproductions1608 2 роки тому +1

    Wonderful poem Darling.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +1

    George's face at 0:27 is priceless.

  • @jean6061
    @jean6061 5 років тому +1

    Your elocution teacher would be so proud! Truly - she'd love it!

  • @Oneironautic
    @Oneironautic 5 років тому +3

    The German Guns by Baldrick:
    Boom Boom Boom Boom,
    Boom Boom Boom.
    Boom Boom, Boom Boom,
    Boom Boom Boom.

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 Рік тому

    Baldrick's a genius. His poem "German Guns" really rhymes well.

  • @djquinn4825
    @djquinn4825 2 роки тому

    Dr S. Baldrick, poetic genius

  • @thatdutchguy2882
    @thatdutchguy2882 5 років тому +2

    That's it,...i'm going outside boys.
    To stick my head out above the trench wearing a silly hat so a German sniper can't possibly miss his shot.

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 4 роки тому +3

    "No, I'd rather French-kiss a skunk."

    • @lkrnpk
      @lkrnpk 2 роки тому

      ''me too'' with a naughty smile :D

  • @cloggy010
    @cloggy010 5 років тому +1

    no one can match this level ever again

  • @SpeckleKen
    @SpeckleKen 4 роки тому +5

    Some day I'll understand why people type lines of the video we're all just watched in the comments section.
    Some day, but not today.

    • @sualdammacsamildanach8154
      @sualdammacsamildanach8154 3 роки тому

      I know it's late, but some day after you get to understand what you just said, maybe I'll get to understand why they get so many upvotes when they do it.

  • @becca_0715
    @becca_0715 2 роки тому +2

    For my homework I had to write a war poem so my dad said “I’ll help you” so he said “ Boom Boom Boom, Boom Boom Boom” and I just hurt out laughing because I love black Adar goes fourth

  • @brodiemillers5211
    @brodiemillers5211 4 роки тому

    Can you imagine if this was set in 2020 with the COVID 19 pandemic?
    Edmund: Most Likely to stay calm about the pandemic and tell everyone to go Into quarantine and keep calm.
    George: Most likely to freak out and go into hysterics about it.
    Baldrick: Has no idea what the whole situation about this deadly pandemic is and most likely not take it too seriously.

  • @awanbiru-ride
    @awanbiru-ride Рік тому

    This should trigger PTSD today

  • @mesopotamian2084
    @mesopotamian2084 5 років тому +1

    I once put baldrick as my password
    The system shut down

  • @ToBeIsWasWere
    @ToBeIsWasWere 3 місяці тому +1

    Seeing Abode in this is kinda surreal, almost like it vexes me...

  • @simonreeves828
    @simonreeves828 Рік тому +1

    0:11 😂😂✅👌

  • @liamchapman5703
    @liamchapman5703 2 роки тому

    I think this show went of course when they started giving Blackadder clairvoyant abilities.

  • @jasminehouldsworth1041
    @jasminehouldsworth1041 6 років тому +3

    Boom Boom Boom Boom
    Boom Boom Boom
    Boom Boom Boom Boom
    Boom Boom Boom

  • @piscesman74
    @piscesman74 4 роки тому +1

    Priceless!

  • @jody1367
    @jody1367 3 роки тому +1

    I'm curious as to what messrs Sassoon and Owen's would deem this. The final episode in this series had me in tears.

    • @henrypulleine8750
      @henrypulleine8750 2 роки тому

      I should imagine they would have found it incomprehensibly dreadful. Don't forget that Sassoon was an enthusiastic supporter of the war, and won the MC on the Somme.

  • @michaelwarner4323
    @michaelwarner4323 2 роки тому

    Fking brilliant, pure genius 👏

  • @SamKhan-rd4rs
    @SamKhan-rd4rs 5 років тому +1

    British comedy at it's best ....

  • @pgcahamilton
    @pgcahamilton 6 років тому +7

    German guns
    Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

  • @lloyddutchsmiley1147
    @lloyddutchsmiley1147 8 років тому +3

    Oh bravo! YES!

  • @bartpitt2991
    @bartpitt2991 5 років тому +1

    Oscar Wilde is kicking himself right now

  • @Tim_3100
    @Tim_3100 5 років тому +3

    "Boom boom boom" how did you guess sir & dinga ling ling 😂

  • @smithy280663
    @smithy280663 3 роки тому

    The German Guns. A literary masterpiece.

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier 5 років тому

    It is funny to see that one normal person in a sitcom, who realizes how ridiculous everyone is

  • @RossAnnearTYG
    @RossAnnearTYG 4 місяці тому

    1:03 is the most brilliant picture

  • @RobRoyBoaz
    @RobRoyBoaz 2 роки тому

    The German Guns - pure comedy genius.

  • @Smason432
    @Smason432 3 роки тому +1

    Head get mangled and dangled
    To the side just like I wear my Kangol
    Nowadays I'm on arms just like a bangle
    Try test me, you'll get manhandled
    I've got bullets that like to mingle
    On road, especially in the dancehall
    And if you try duck under table
    Fire my ting from a next angle
    Bullets are flying diagonal
    Turn your head into a semicircle
    Then gun-butt into a triangle
    Head from an angle look mangled
    Three-dimensional
    Reshape your head far from a circle
    Bullets in the back of your head tangle
    You better look into the mirror, it's a miracle

    • @JDFuckinB
      @JDFuckinB 2 роки тому +1

      “The German Guns” is better.

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic 7 років тому +12

    ...leave that type of poetry to the Chinese, Baldrick.

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 6 років тому +4

      轟 轟 轟 轟
      轟 轟 轟 轟
      轟 轟 轟 轟
      轟 轟

  • @JamesJordanson
    @JamesJordanson 5 років тому +1

    It's hard to tell if George is just his usual dimwit self or just being britishlly polite :)

  • @puffin51
    @puffin51 7 років тому +9

    You think this is a joke, don't you? I did a Masters in (get this) Creative Writing. (The course controller asked if I wouldn't mind doing it, because I was getting commercially published, but nobody who'd done the degree had ever been.) So I rocked up, and I'm not joking, about half of those at the regular "peer review" sessions were poets, and one of them rivaled Baldrick. Another would have gone twelve rounds and lost on points to William Topaz Mcgonagall. The rest wrote word salad and gibberish. One of the prose artists was writing a novel in which all the characters were herself, and which opened with her suicide. Another was trying an amusing experiment in which the sentences of her short stories were rearranged in random order.
    What larks, what larks!

    • @GCAbleism158
      @GCAbleism158 7 років тому

      poems are the hardest things to write ever, there is so much technique

    • @puffin51
      @puffin51 7 років тому

      Agreed, agreed. And you tell that to yoong fowk nowaday, and they woan't believe yer!

    • @sobolanul96
      @sobolanul96 7 років тому +3

      True poetry is hard, but what passes today as poetry is mostly cat vomit.

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 5 років тому +2

      @@sobolanul96 How dare you?! That is an unwarranted aspersion on cats!