New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time

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  • Опубліковано 9 лип 2009
  • In The Know's new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what viewers want to hear.
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  • @TadCornell
    @TadCornell 8 років тому +13322

    Post office box.

    • @therealw04
      @therealw04 5 років тому +235

      *PO box*

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 років тому +44

      you watched the video too ?

    • @wyattjoss3858
      @wyattjoss3858 5 років тому +166

      post office box. POST OFFICE, BOX.

    • @BrushEm
      @BrushEm 5 років тому +19

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    • @stevenohenries5127
      @stevenohenries5127 5 років тому +33

      I 100% agree with you! YEAH!!

  • @knicknack75
    @knicknack75 5 років тому +24580

    "I have several Post office boxes"
    *Sudden spike*

    • @loganf5667
      @loganf5667 5 років тому +110

      Owen Hale I'm sorry it's weird u don't have any comments I shall make one

    • @benshapiroismysexsiave2028
      @benshapiroismysexsiave2028 5 років тому +19

      Logan F they were deleted tho

    • @sicklesbrandon
      @sicklesbrandon 5 років тому +14

      @@benshapiroismysexsiave2028 GRAAAAH GRRRRAAAAAAH TAAAH TAH TAH SKRRRRRRT

    • @elliotw.888
      @elliotw.888 4 роки тому +112

      ok I honestly don't get the joke about post office boxes why did their ratings suddenly increase

    • @LifeToATee
      @LifeToATee 4 роки тому +110

      @@elliotw.888 thats the point

  • @bucsfan2565
    @bucsfan2565 5 років тому +20241

    “Who’s gonna pay for all this?” ⬇️⬇️⬇️
    “Our poor, poor children” ⬆️⬆️⬆️

    • @james10739
      @james10739 5 років тому +431

      Ya our poor children are going to have to pay for this

    • @arseniishynkarenko4616
      @arseniishynkarenko4616 5 років тому +852

      "Post office box" ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

    • @demonhunter635
      @demonhunter635 4 роки тому +34

      Michael P
      How can you try to roast someone when you’re subbed to WatchMojo? May wanna hide your subscriptions pal.

    • @da4127
      @da4127 4 роки тому +64

      odo he was memein not roasting, and you might wanna stop being so creepy stalking on others.

    • @demonhunter635
      @demonhunter635 4 роки тому +3

      Davis Herrera
      Are you saying that because your playlists are just as cringe? Cuz they are.

  • @chandlerzimmerman9857
    @chandlerzimmerman9857 Рік тому +9209

    I love that Duncan spiked his poll by saying "post office box" over and over

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Рік тому +210

      everyone spiked with that buzzword

    • @T3n50r
      @T3n50r Рік тому +127

      ​@@aguyontheinternet8436 And then Larualee comes along to put Duncan in his place, haha

    • @boedacious
      @boedacious Рік тому +59

      it really shifting against him when he brought Kanye into it

    • @T3n50r
      @T3n50r Рік тому +6

      @@boedacious I love that part, too

    • @Deere55
      @Deere55 Рік тому +3

      @@boedacious this was probably back with the Grammy thing

  • @R463R
    @R463R Рік тому +9901

    The Kanye West line at the end tanked him. The Onion is, and always will be ahead of its time.

    • @PunchmeinJay
      @PunchmeinJay Рік тому +99

      Seriously

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 Рік тому +383

      ​@cate he probably doesnt even own a post office box

    • @strangelyrepulsive77
      @strangelyrepulsive77 Рік тому

      it's because they don't care about black people

    • @bhojjadamotabanda
      @bhojjadamotabanda Рік тому +56

      NOTHING is ahead of its time. Everything is from its time. What happens is that when kids grow up, become adults, they think that the time when they were growing up were "different" and "good". Watching stuff which is against this belief makes them think "oh, this is ahead of its times". In reality, nothing is ahead of its times. EXACTLY the same things and thought process was going on when the pyramids of Giza were being built. When the code of Hammurabi was being written. Nothing is ahead of its times, the only thing is that it is a realization that "grown up life" in those times was similar to "grown up life" today. And by "kids" and "grown ups", I am referring to mental age, not physical age.

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 Рік тому +215

      @@bhojjadamotabanda "ahead of its time" is an idiom, its not literal. Calm down pls

  • @a_literal_brick
    @a_literal_brick 5 років тому +17597

    The economy will be fine because of hard-working Americans who work hard and are hard-working

    • @Pinkfloydisme63
      @Pinkfloydisme63 4 роки тому +185

      Best political speech ever.
      Also to be honest I am not entirely sure if I'm ironic or not !

    • @cjrreid
      @cjrreid 4 роки тому +118

      Tryna hit my word count on my essays

    • @TheGaymer-nj9jt
      @TheGaymer-nj9jt 4 роки тому +39

      Who's going to pay for these government bailouts?
      Hard-working Americans

    • @AmyAndTheMarbles
      @AmyAndTheMarbles 4 роки тому +67

      The economy is great because of our great post office boxes.

    • @axelvonfersen8358
      @axelvonfersen8358 4 роки тому +3

      @@starfoxcity2694 Or Pete Buttigieg

  • @AlphaHatsuseno
    @AlphaHatsuseno 4 роки тому +7328

    I LOVE HOW AT THE VERY BEGINNING DUNCAN ALREADY DROPS FOR UTTERING "IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE"

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 роки тому +35

      @Anon Virtu I don't know what you're trying to say. Are you pro or against the stimulus package? 🤔

    • @davidk7439
      @davidk7439 4 роки тому +10

      @@TCt83067695 piss off, bot

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 роки тому +9

      @@davidk7439 are you ok? Have you had your meds today? 🤔

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 4 роки тому +71

      @Arid nothing smug about his behaviour

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander 3 роки тому +78

      @Rahul what's smug about recognizing the complexity of economics.

  • @christobanistan8887
    @christobanistan8887 5 років тому +9945

    I love how they all noticed just the term "Post Office box" somehow resulted in a rise, so they all started just outright saying variations on that phrase.

    • @sforbesgocka
      @sforbesgocka 4 роки тому +209

      Christobanistan talkin’ bout the ol PO box

    • @luked8449
      @luked8449 4 роки тому +453

      yup. that was the joke.

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 4 роки тому +297

      Yeah it’s making fun of “buzzwords”

    • @firerocket7343
      @firerocket7343 4 роки тому +28

      @jiggus figgus Didn't realize it before reading your comment even I have watched this for a dozen time. Good job.

    • @dayviduh
      @dayviduh 4 роки тому +48

      Haha it’s like that was the joke or something

  • @chairmanofrussia
    @chairmanofrussia 7 років тому +7423

    Lol when leslie said "mailbox" it went down a little.

    • @cuboidbirdsgaming1100
      @cuboidbirdsgaming1100 5 років тому +672

      Mailboxes just don’t hit like post office boxes

    • @semonyx
      @semonyx 5 років тому +121

      MAILBOX?!!? Four thumbs down

    • @timothywells3908
      @timothywells3908 4 роки тому +57

      I get it, he’s a business owner/banker who wants to pin the debt on the working class and there for uses a P.O. Box while the hard working men and women typically just have a mail box as no need for anonymity/business P.O. Boxes. Shows the disconnect between the wealthy and the 99 percent

    • @abbieb8130
      @abbieb8130 4 роки тому +15

      @@timothywells3908 I don't get how you came to that conclusion. In my town, nobody has mailboxes. We don't have a mailman. We each have a PO Box and pick it up at the post office.
      Honestly, it's a hassle because online stores are often unclear whether they're sending something UPS or USPS, and we use a different address for each.

    • @RockfordRoe
      @RockfordRoe Рік тому

      That's because she's a communist working with the mail box lobby to push their anti-post office box agenda. Without post office boxes, our poor children will never learn how to pull up their bootstraps with our thriving economy.

  • @secondgate
    @secondgate 14 років тому +8327

    Quite possibly my favorite Onion video. If a "live poll" was actually implemented, I can only imagine it wouldn't be too far from this: "Hard working Americans!", "Our poor, poor children.", and, of course, the "Post Office Box!"
    "I have several Post Office Boxes." - lol

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 2 роки тому +97

      13 years later, and it's become a thing. The news is now, literally, Reality TV. Even Jon Stewart came back from the figurative dead to tackle this very subject in his latest video, and here we are, after a pandemic and possibly at the start of WW3, and the situation is as dire as ever.

    • @Unvaccinated69
      @Unvaccinated69 Рік тому +60

      @@SomeUA-camTraveler indeed but are we still in favour of post office boxes?

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Рік тому +20

      I saw a local news segment once with a live poll whether the viewers agreed a professor was right to fail all his students. It played out very similarly to this video, except the people involved couldn’t see the live poll

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 Рік тому

      It would be a lost of racial slurs

    • @epicgaming7813
      @epicgaming7813 Рік тому +2

      @@52flyingbicycles that professor video infuriated me, I remember he said that he failed students who were fine.

  • @TheOpalHammer
    @TheOpalHammer Рік тому +1116

    I love the slow, methodical way Terrance finds the exact word that spiked his poll numbers, and how quickly the others caught on!

    • @alecsinger3364
      @alecsinger3364 Місяць тому +4

      Him leaning to seen the screen better slowly like his life was on the line during a bomb defusement threat.

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 2 роки тому +459

    I love how Lauralee gets a ratings bump from her delight at Duncan's misery.

  • @pauljackson2409
    @pauljackson2409 6 років тому +11738

    Brilliant! This is what 90% of politicians do but it's so funny to see it done in real time

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 років тому +9

      No one would even be watching it on the first place

    • @joetober2556
      @joetober2556 4 роки тому +4

      Dam now I wish they did that as a skit

    • @KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin
      @KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you for explaining the joke to three year olds and retards. Always good when they can keep up

    • @DearProfessorRF
      @DearProfessorRF 3 роки тому +20

      Actually, this is what 90% of pundits and economy “experts” do, including constantly interrupting one another...

    • @xcccx5
      @xcccx5 3 роки тому

      @Nub93 lool

  • @darthmortus5702
    @darthmortus5702 5 років тому +6716

    I love how when Lauralee gives that smug smile of victory at the end her ratings jump way up :D

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 років тому +171

      How gleefully she watched him dig his hole deeper and deeper! :D

    • @overgrownswamp
      @overgrownswamp 5 років тому +190

      Lauralee's actress is amazing. I was blown away in the skanks video.

    • @theyoshi202
      @theyoshi202 4 роки тому +14

      They predicted the trump smirk

    • @mccobsta
      @mccobsta 3 роки тому +21

      Then she's off to finish off what remains alive of Duncan

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Рік тому

      voters love a sociopathic piece of shit

  • @MartinRadio2
    @MartinRadio2 Рік тому +1579

    That Kanye joke aged very well

    • @rvmiv_
      @rvmiv_ Рік тому +56

      It's been a month sense this comment, it's aged like fine wine

    • @toasteroven8341
      @toasteroven8341 Рік тому +13

      @@rvmiv_ when i heard that i thot this vid was a recent one

    • @rvmiv_
      @rvmiv_ Рік тому +23

      @@toasteroven8341 UA-cam's been showing me a lot of things like that recently, in one Garfunkel and oats video from over a decade ago they were seeing if the audience could tell if a quote was said by him, or by Hitler

    • @jakobi4971
      @jakobi4971 Рік тому +4

      Like fine wine

    • @kilsoo
      @kilsoo Рік тому +5

      its like they knew

  • @georgewang2947
    @georgewang2947 4 роки тому +4464

    The actor who plays Duncan needs an Oscar for the range of emotions he goes through at the end

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 4 роки тому +107

      It's the Google search guy!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 роки тому +25

      Most realistic death scene I've seen in a while!

    • @chene-aurelgaudreau1072
      @chene-aurelgaudreau1072 3 роки тому +24

      He played Google in “If Google was a guy”, so that’s something at least

    • @conradmonson30
      @conradmonson30 2 роки тому +20

      @@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 and he’s in the MCU! I mean, he plays a high school teacher, but it’s still cool.

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 2 роки тому +18

      That’s Leon West, the Beltway Butcher

  • @purifying_fire
    @purifying_fire 9 років тому +5033

    "U.S. Department of Offense"-- funniest thing I've seen all day, hahaha.

    • @darthmortus5702
      @darthmortus5702 5 років тому +218

      The DoD used to be called the Department for War.

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 5 років тому +62

      Everyone ignores the department of special teams...

    • @MajkaSrajka
      @MajkaSrajka 4 роки тому +9

      they hurt ppl feelings lol

    • @kevley26
      @kevley26 4 роки тому +45

      double speak is strong with the DoD's name

    • @imperson1785
      @imperson1785 4 роки тому +11

      @@breakingbacon658 Good. They contribute nothing to society besides giving Americans an excuse to defend themselves when others (usually Brits) say "oh but there's no foot touching the ball." You use feet to run, that should be a good enough excuse to call it football if they're gonna call it Rugby but never use rugs.

  • @tyu3456
    @tyu3456 7 років тому +10008

    8 years later, still relevant and funny as ever.

    • @amit4Bihar
      @amit4Bihar 6 років тому +48

      tyu3456 i think this will be relevant a thousand years later too ko

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 5 років тому +94

      The only inaccuracy is that it shows people saying things that are popular, instead of saying things that are just divisive enough to grab attention and get them talked about without getting them fired.

    • @Skura_54
      @Skura_54 5 років тому +4

      Still is

    • @shadowfoxcorp
      @shadowfoxcorp 5 років тому +2

      Yes.

    • @leotard2536
      @leotard2536 5 років тому +5

      10 years later, still relevant and funny as ever.

  • @mbossaful
    @mbossaful 2 роки тому +358

    New Zealand had a similar thing during a debate way back in the 2002 election (but it only polled the studio audience rather than the public at large). One of our centrist politicians gamed it by going on and on about "common sense".

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 Рік тому

      In America our politicians teamed up with big tech firms and data scientists to do this 24/7 with trillions of gb of user data.
      Now these fucking clowns overpay for all this "demographic research" without actually knowing why we feel that way at all.

    • @memerminecraft585
      @memerminecraft585 8 місяців тому +5

      Is it possible they based this off that?

  • @marquisewilliams3904
    @marquisewilliams3904 4 роки тому +286

    "Post Office Box"
    *Everyone liked that*

  • @TheMapofYourHead
    @TheMapofYourHead 5 років тому +590

    1:39 cracked me up so bad. "Who's going to pay for this...?" -starts to go down- "...our children." -immediately goes back up-

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 3 роки тому +41

      our POOR POOR children

    • @knightenchanter7908
      @knightenchanter7908 3 роки тому +25

      No. "Our children" made it go down, our "POOR POOR CHILDREN" made it go up.

    • @arthurmorgan2887
      @arthurmorgan2887 2 роки тому +12

      @@knightenchanter7908 No. Leslie amended "Our children" hastily when it goes down. The moment "our children" is uttered out, it stopped going down and goes up again, it just happens to reach quite a peak when she added "Our poor, poor, children."

    • @user-pr6ed3ri2k
      @user-pr6ed3ri2k Рік тому +1

      419th

    • @mandelorean6243
      @mandelorean6243 Рік тому

      Yikes, immediately quoting a 3 min video you can rewind and you got it completely wrong

  • @rationalitysucks
    @rationalitysucks 10 років тому +1269

    Lauralee is a straight up baller.

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 5 років тому +516

    I love how Lauralee just delights in his approval rating flat-lining at the end, lol.

    • @ses694
      @ses694 Рік тому +24

      And then her approval spikes immediately when the camera switches to her smiling face

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Рік тому +60

    I love how Laura's approval goes up the _instant_ the phrase "pull up your bootstraps" is mentioned 💀

    • @Galactipod
      @Galactipod 7 місяців тому +8

      It's funny, people use that unironically, failing to realize that the phase is meant to be something that's inherently impossible. You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, that's not how it works

  • @chairmanofrussia
    @chairmanofrussia 7 років тому +4252

    Perfect representation of how ratings and profit take precedence over all else, even if it means sacrificing honest journalism and integrity lol.

    • @aangsstaff4174
      @aangsstaff4174 5 років тому +88

      That’s how fox stays relevant

    • @utterdespair2136
      @utterdespair2136 5 років тому +33

      @@aangsstaff4174 "That's how CNN trys to stay relevant even though the only viewers who believe them are brainwashed NPC's." There, fixed it for ya!

    • @aangsstaff4174
      @aangsstaff4174 5 років тому +71

      Utter Despair that’s how Fox News try’s to stay relevant, because they show clear bias and their only viewers are republican drones that just want to be told what and how to think (despite it being 30% less accurate than cnn). There fixed it for ya

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 років тому +179

      That’s how CNN and Fox stay relevant

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 5 років тому +10

      @@aangsstaff4174
      CNN has been tanking in the viewership dept. recently, apparently Fox is rising in viewers as well (I heard about a report on this, I don't watch either network myself)

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding 9 років тому +4521

    This needs more discussion on post office boxes. Hard working Americans want to know if they are getting tax rebates for each and every post office box they own. Freedom. Apple pie. Shower me with likes dammit!

    • @juch3
      @juch3 5 років тому +161

      Those poor poor children

    • @user-sd5dz2dc6u
      @user-sd5dz2dc6u 5 років тому +63

      I'm voting for more post office boxes.

    • @timothywells3908
      @timothywells3908 4 роки тому +12

      The small reference to show the disconnect between wealthy and the 99 percent. I thought it was pretty good👍

    • @EscapeCondition
      @EscapeCondition 4 роки тому +5

      Who else likes waffles and pudding 4 years later? I sure do. I often make waffles OUT OF pudding and vice versa.

    • @nabadon2853
      @nabadon2853 4 роки тому +7

      You had me with hard working Americans... But you won my heart sweetheart... With apple pie...

  • @mccookies3664
    @mccookies3664 9 місяців тому +15

    i love how duncan’s rating drops at the very start the moment he says “it’s not that simple”

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 4 роки тому +201

    Everyone: 🤨
    Duncan: PoSt OfFicCe BoX
    Everyone: 😍

  • @M45terMiNd
    @M45terMiNd 9 років тому +748

    We need a new postmaster general to ensure that the mail is posted to our post office boxes by the post man in a timely manner. Too many Americans are going to the post office to check their post office boxes only to discover that the post man hasn't delivered to their post office box yet. The postal service also needs to address the rising costs of postage when posting mail from the post office.

    • @guepardiez
      @guepardiez 5 років тому +40

      ohyesrighttherepleasedon'tstop

    • @Nippleless_Cage
      @Nippleless_Cage 4 роки тому +21

      Someone get this man a podium

    • @Sevencoins7
      @Sevencoins7 3 роки тому +22

      This broke the graph

    • @ryanbarham8464
      @ryanbarham8464 2 роки тому +8

      This just in, GS's ratings are through the roof.

    • @neal4471
      @neal4471 2 роки тому +2

      our former president agreed with you, not exactly for the same reasons

  • @LittleB2007
    @LittleB2007 6 років тому +4910

    LOL The Kanye name-drop totally backfired. He's so hated XD

    • @Caleb-en5bo
      @Caleb-en5bo 5 років тому +149

      I think you mean to say the Dems want him back on the plantation working for them

    • @lordofthecats6397
      @lordofthecats6397 5 років тому +59

      Wait Caleb said "Dems" which usually means he's referring to them negatively, aka NOT A LIBTARD. Come on, Americans nowadays are too stupid to know who's in the other tribe!

    • @lordofthecats6397
      @lordofthecats6397 5 років тому +83

      Lets take this to Facebook you Jewish socialite super-MAGA aligned with Soros serial communist snowflake who peddles your pro-abortgun agenda with dark money from the washington zumba machine. We are over your classical jacksonian theocracy!!!!

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 5 років тому +11

      You knot it’s satire, right?

    • @darksim1930
      @darksim1930 5 років тому +35

      I don't know where you two are from but Kanye is BASED and REDPILLED

  • @christobanistan8887
    @christobanistan8887 5 років тому +151

    Her increasingly massive smile and glee at his destruction toward the end is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen. Oh sweet Jesus! :D :D :D: D:D

  • @nejsonsvejson9861
    @nejsonsvejson9861 Рік тому +18

    The touch at the end, when Laura smiles and the vote skyrocket

  • @copychef
    @copychef 7 років тому +357

    That smiling face is cracking me up.

    • @kes_r
      @kes_r 5 років тому +29

      And her rating goes up when it cuts to her as well

  • @kermitsewerside
    @kermitsewerside 5 років тому +1088

    a decade later and the kanye joke still works lmao

  • @Fitzn
    @Fitzn Рік тому +63

    How does the onion keep predicting the future? The kanye bit kills me even more now, due to what he said yesterday on AJs show🤣

    • @mbomb1126
      @mbomb1126 Рік тому +4

      Found the comment I was looking for

  • @bud389
    @bud389 4 роки тому +922

    The real comedy here is that they have no idea what real Americans care about, and instead of caring about finding out, they just accidentally stumble onto things that give them a boost in popularity without understanding why.

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 4 роки тому +250

      The real comedy is also that real Americans have little to no real understanding of economy and they just expect to hear simple solutions and pleasing statements, even completely devoid meaning, instead of a realistic and competent analysis. Resulting in pandering to ignorance.

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 4 роки тому +7

      @@rohan1864 and how did that work out with impeachment. It made people even more insane in destroying demonrats. Lol.

    • @qaiser648
      @qaiser648 4 роки тому +37

      Валерий Заподовников Russian troll detected

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 4 роки тому +5

      @@qaiser648 stop with that already. You are a bot, this

  • @MrMartena56
    @MrMartena56 5 років тому +270

    POST
    OFFICE
    BOX

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 3 роки тому +1

      *rating increases*

    • @sylvesteruchia5263
      @sylvesteruchia5263 3 роки тому

      2:15 "the ol PO box " 😂😂

    • @YouReadMyName
      @YouReadMyName 3 роки тому +3

      Funny thing is that the Onion predicted that this election was going to be decided by the POST OFFICE BOX, i.e. Mail-in ballots and Trump's reluctance to fund the US Postal Service.

  • @kelsiegirl19
    @kelsiegirl19 13 років тому +713

    "my good friend Kanye West" -- drops
    "who is a personal friend of mine" -- drops
    "and we visit frequently" -- drops furthur
    "what i meant to say was the economy..." -- dips
    "can only be..." -- dipping
    "spurred.." -- steadily lowering...
    "into..." FLATLINE

    • @pranavps851
      @pranavps851 4 роки тому +106

      He should have shouted "Post office box"

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 роки тому +4

      He should have just called it a day after the first minute

    • @Nippleless_Cage
      @Nippleless_Cage 4 роки тому +4

      ...euhh

    • @superadam2112
      @superadam2112 3 роки тому +15

      * smiles * 📈

    • @hukumbra
      @hukumbra 3 роки тому +4

      This comment was made 9years ago and is perfect representation of 2020 november situation.

  • @KC-dw6yz
    @KC-dw6yz Рік тому +53

    That Kanye bit aged extremely well

  • @christopherhughes9787
    @christopherhughes9787 3 місяці тому +5

    2:25, she threw him out there like chum in the water.

  • @markturner6310
    @markturner6310 10 років тому +336

    Absolute genius. I'm still laughing at this at the fourth watch through...

  • @asteroidrules
    @asteroidrules 12 років тому +229

    In other news: A recent poll shows most Americans like to hear the phrase "post-office box".

  • @gorf1342
    @gorf1342 Рік тому +29

    The Kanye west bit at the end aged like fine wine

  • @AlexWyattDrums
    @AlexWyattDrums Рік тому +13

    The Kanye thing at the end! 😂 like it was written yesterday!

  • @toughmanrandysavage3077
    @toughmanrandysavage3077 5 років тому +1139

    It seems like the onion would do better in this day since UA-cam is so huge now. Don't know why they stopped making videos.

    • @aangsstaff4174
      @aangsstaff4174 5 років тому +25

      satoriJPN that is so foolish, why would a politician buy a company that is not only satire but also marketed as satire

    • @ornature5324
      @ornature5324 5 років тому +63

      satoriJPN lmao trump supporters aren’t safe from being made fun of, *S N O W F L A K E*

    • @jpietersen519
      @jpietersen519 5 років тому +14

      @@ornature5324 well yeah thats all that late night tv is

    • @neubrain11
      @neubrain11 5 років тому +2

      @satoriJPN sad

    • @jumbo6498
      @jumbo6498 5 років тому +43

      They turned into Onion Labs. They started doing satirical ads for companies but it isn't very successful.

  • @jpetal
    @jpetal Рік тому +21

    13 yrs. Still holds up. Then the the Kanye reference furthered that notion

  • @patrickazzarella6729
    @patrickazzarella6729 Рік тому +2

    "I have multiple PO boxes" ratings soar! XD

  • @boulevard14
    @boulevard14 Рік тому +12

    Love how Duncan Birch attracted public approval by saying he has several post office boxes

  • @avj_curvebreaker
    @avj_curvebreaker 15 років тому +88

    I loved it when her poll score darted up right as she said something about the hard working Americans. Brilliant!

  • @TheG121
    @TheG121 4 місяці тому +7

    this is still peak humor and I'm not even american.

  • @memerminecraft585
    @memerminecraft585 8 місяців тому +4

    This is just straight up a brilliant sketch

  • @olitaylor579
    @olitaylor579 Рік тому +198

    >“I was talking to my good friend Kanye west”
    >Poll drops
    Timeless video.

  • @ShaggyLad
    @ShaggyLad 5 років тому +37

    Lauralee's shit-eating grin at the end makes this for me. Also, post office box.

  • @TSwany
    @TSwany 11 місяців тому +17

    Guys I think The Onion basically just predicted Vivek Ramaswamy

  • @raptormesh
    @raptormesh 2 місяці тому +6

    This is literally how most "content creators" work. Banal as hell.

  • @tallginger8405
    @tallginger8405 3 роки тому +40

    Legend has it that Clifford baines is still being filled in for to this day.

  • @marcaveli7791
    @marcaveli7791 5 років тому +35

    Whoever put this together is a genius

  • @EscapeCondition
    @EscapeCondition 9 місяців тому +7

    The onion predicted twitch chat

  • @absoluteterror9098
    @absoluteterror9098 10 місяців тому +4

    I love that LauraLee's approval spiked as she was smiling into the camera sweetly as she enjoyed watching Duncan tank

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 6 років тому +135

    Duncan - get your act together and get those numbers up.

    • @diocapo1725
      @diocapo1725 5 років тому +5

      Those are rookie numbers! Gotta get those numbers up.

    • @danielsmith5032
      @danielsmith5032 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @connor981
    @connor981 Рік тому +13

    That Kanye joke was way ahead of its time

  • @sidgt16
    @sidgt16 Рік тому +7

    wow americans really do love their post office boxes

  • @nateisawesome766
    @nateisawesome766 Рік тому +66

    wow the dollar is strengthening, the economy is doing worse, and kanye is absolutely hated. Nice prediction, Onion! 👍🏾

  • @AlphaPizzadog
    @AlphaPizzadog Рік тому +6

    2:35 aged like a fine wine

  • @soggycatgirl
    @soggycatgirl Рік тому +4

    3:00 I love how lauralee's shit-eating grin immediately sent her approval upwards 😂

  • @ForMandalore
    @ForMandalore 15 років тому +32

    One of the most creative Onions up to date!
    I love the smile on the woman at the end b/c he mades a fool out of himself.

    • @t.a6159
      @t.a6159 Рік тому

      Wow you commented it 13 years ago. Hope you are doing great

  • @yourfriendthenerd
    @yourfriendthenerd 11 років тому +47

    This is probably my favorite Onion video ever.

  • @dullxdaggers
    @dullxdaggers Рік тому +4

    the kanye dig here is extra extra funnnyyyy

  • @graham1230
    @graham1230 Рік тому +16

    That Kanye joke aged like wine

  • @alpha_9997
    @alpha_9997 Рік тому +13

    Duncan tried to tell the truth, but everyone hated it

  • @TheAtari812
    @TheAtari812 Рік тому +3

    "Post Office Box"
    *GLANCES AT INSTAPOLL*
    Post...Office..BOX"

  • @keven4535
    @keven4535 Рік тому +6

    Lol the Kanye comment has aged perfectly lol

  • @defenda1
    @defenda1 Рік тому +8

    They actually did this once in New Zealand in the 90s. One minor candidate banged on about common sense enough his party ended up in government.

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi 8 років тому +588

    What's the deal with post office boxes?

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 8 років тому +127

      they have that eagle and the US flag colors.

    • @InsertName125
      @InsertName125 7 років тому +477

      Not sure what you're asking. But I thumbed you up anyway, for saying, "post office box".

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 7 років тому +6

      Ananta Sesa das no, that's a mail box.

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 7 років тому +30

      Lol, I can't even remember what I was asking, but it might have had something to with the fact that he said "you come home and open your post office box", even though it isn't at home, it's at the post office, which is why it's called that.

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 7 років тому +122

      +Jivan, well sounds like you just need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps like the other hard working americans and figure it out for the children, the poor poor children. just don't visit kanye west, or his post office box.

  • @BrandonDaGinga
    @BrandonDaGinga Рік тому +4

    The Kanye comment for Duncan 😂

  • @RaGaBurger
    @RaGaBurger Рік тому +6

    2:30 THE ONION DID IT AGAIN 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 роки тому +4

    Hold on, let me try something.
    *Post Office*

  • @nathanielmartins5930
    @nathanielmartins5930 Рік тому +3

    I noticed that the ratings for the woman in Red spiked at the very end when the audience saw her rejoice at the Yellow man's ratings dropping to Zero.
    The Audience was enjoying the feud between the reporters and treating National Journalism like a Drama.

  • @technoai-01
    @technoai-01 3 роки тому +5

    "Department of Offense"
    That is just such an incredibly correct way to talk about our country's military 🤣🤣

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 роки тому

      And they're attacking Sweden. Pretty random choice if you ask me.

    • @Knuckler
      @Knuckler 3 роки тому +1

      It used to be called the "Department of War" before the name change in the 1940s

  • @InsiderBoy
    @InsiderBoy Рік тому +8

    Mentions “Kanye West” and approval ratings go down. Waaay more relevant today than ever! Lol.

  • @skibitypop
    @skibitypop Рік тому +4

    The Post Office Box is the new meta 😂

  • @brandonellis8111
    @brandonellis8111 Рік тому +7

    That kanye joke is more appreciated today. I believe this was filmed around the time he took the mic from Taylor Swift so you would've been unpopular being associated with him.

  • @nuggt
    @nuggt Рік тому +6

    When he said he's good friends with Kanye West and it went down is more timely than ever before

  • @user-nh7my6gg5b
    @user-nh7my6gg5b 4 роки тому +27

    When you try to reach the word count on your essay

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull Рік тому +2

    2:32 onward is the finest aged wine that's ever existed

  • @0Heavy0Metal0
    @0Heavy0Metal0 12 років тому +29

    It's so funny how they start to falter as they watch they're line drop. And then once they see what it takes to climb, they really jump into the thought with both feet. LOL

  • @conanichigawa
    @conanichigawa Рік тому +4

    Lol. The 'Kanye West' at the end. Aged like fine wine.

  • @ytmndan
    @ytmndan Рік тому +5

    Ahem.... Post office box.

  • @mangoisdelicious9078
    @mangoisdelicious9078 Рік тому +3

    3:07 we welcome you with open arms

  • @jeremysepeda2521
    @jeremysepeda2521 Рік тому +6

    Hey this aged perfectly with the Kanye reference lol

  • @hh126
    @hh126 8 місяців тому +4

    i love the dept of offense attacking sweden for no fucking reason at the end card lmao

  • @ea.fitz216
    @ea.fitz216 2 роки тому +3

    I like how Duncan's actor is in an IASIP episode where he talks about Kanye West. Came here after watching it.

  • @dylanwallace281
    @dylanwallace281 2 роки тому +5

    “A good friend of mine Kanye West” 📉📉📉📉📉

  • @saalvosegg8171
    @saalvosegg8171 5 років тому +8

    "Duncan, could you tell us some ways that you think the economy is doing badly, again?" Laurlee Hickok won that grin towards the end proves she won.

  • @AlbornozVEVO
    @AlbornozVEVO Рік тому +2

    and people say we can't automate politicians

  • @PlayzBlanston
    @PlayzBlanston 3 роки тому +7

    takeaway
    bills=bad
    post office box=good

  • @Laurel3000
    @Laurel3000 Рік тому +8

    The kanye part only got better

  • @icelingbolt
    @icelingbolt 3 роки тому +11

    He should've said "it can only get worse because it's the best it's ever been"

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman6976 9 місяців тому +2

    Hardworking Americans, Mom and Pop shops, kitchen table issues, Main Street not wall street, the little guys, need I go on? These people are the backbone of America!

  • @thegoat5141
    @thegoat5141 Рік тому +3

    POST OFFICE BOX!