It definitely threw him off for real 😂 his whole demeanour switched and he was looking at the other guy like HE was the weird one in the conversation. Never seen him do that before 😂
Bruh, I love your content! I had a Jamaican best friend back in the early 90s and was fresh here in the states. We lived in housing projects and my boy had me rolling every MF day!!!! Keep it coming!!!
Whoever done that to cutie was just out to demeanour her take the piss insult her and treat her as a joke . There’s to many waste man in the world. Cutie probably just struggling and people to that. This turned from a joke to a lesson. We are all equal. AND DONT TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SHIT. / no pun intended.
For those who are confused, he said whole heap of hundred, which could mean thousands of us dollars. Him being a child would be about forty years ago, so it would be a lot of money. Cutie was doing what these nowadays Instagram models do when they get flown out to Dubai by these rich men. As a matter of fact, Cutie was smarter because a lot of these models get their money taken at the airport because they don't know the law of how much cash they can bring into the US. So all that shit eating end up being for nothing. 😅😂
“No amount of money could make that…RIGHTEOUS” 🤣🤣
Man this guys too good
Every time I run across these he cracks me up. And that line did me in
Also, "what kinda fuckery is dat?"
He is right to say righteous that is what a Jamaican would say lol
he's actually Jamaican. Lived there his whole life
TOO GOOD
Jamaicans be having the weirdest conversations like it’s a normal thing 😭😭
This is something I’ve seen in most of the Caribbean islands I’ve visited and Africa too.
I was 'on mission work' with 2 island fellas, so I can attest! 😂
Anything is open convo
Ting
@@johnathoncastro was about to say
I don't think he expected the guy to have a similar story of his own😂😂
😂😂😂
It definitely threw him off for real 😂 his whole demeanour switched and he was looking at the other guy like HE was the weird one in the conversation. Never seen him do that before 😂
he def made that sh up 😭
Hahah right!!
I thought it might be an offer 😂😂 like he could take him to her now
0% judging
100% understanding
1000% wondering why he is so comfortable and understanding
Well, he did call the white man's actions unrighteous. Which they were.
10% luck 20% skill
@@ALEN1fulbecause he knows a chick that will do it for him if he pays $100 😂
@@Dan-ou6jkand a 100% reason to remember the name.
My goal is to no longer need the subtitles.
Move to Jamaica. You will speed up the process.😂
Frr
Lad I don't need subtitles can hear them fine
@@septiccryp3453yee, really aint that hard, it's vocals ending into -a and some slurred speech.
Bro u already black u forgot ur own culture bruh
Note to self: don't make any Jamaican girls named cutie talk inna your face
You're terrible 😂
Dat gyal mout tink
Bomboclaaaat!!😂😂😂😂
Mi know Cutie she change ar name now..
@@HumptyDumpty3611 🤣🤣🤣
So nice to see 2 strangers genuinely connecting over poop stories
Is that what they were talking about? I was searching the comments to find a clue 😂
@@Tanja_Vlogsbro you can’t tell me you don’t recognize the word doodoo when you see it lmao
@@TurquazCannabiz talking too fast for me bro
@@Tanja_Vlogsthere’s literally subtitles lol
Jamaica is the land of intrusive thoughts winning lol
😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
from the weed
😅😅😅😅
unc definitely with that freaky shit. he wishing that was him 😭😭
The way he leaned in when asked about chest-shitting tho 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You never like it?” 😂
Ma man came up with a weirder story😂
Bro makes up a story, then the Jamaican brother hits him with the real ting 😂
Bro im dying right now these conversations are peak comedy
“doo doo pon her chest” ☠️
I find a lot of Peace knowing that right now in the world there are people having conversations like this at all times
😂😂😂😂
Welcome to JA 🇯🇲💀
Dubai bout to lower prices after seeing this😂
👀🫣🤣🤣🤣
Dubai people be poopin on people
😂😂😂😂
*doobai
@@dennistonrockstone
Doo buy.
Lmfao, understanding conversations like this >>>> "no amount a money can make that righteous" word!😂😂😂
I’m moving to Jamaica.. everyone’s friendly and no one bats an eye at a stranger coming up with the wildest stories 😂
RIGHTEOUS finally the #1 most satisfying word to hear from Jamaicans
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dooo dooo pun her chest 😂😂😂 I'm fkn dead.
The first “YEAH!” Got mi dying 😂
Jamaican English though 🔥🔥, without the subtitles I'd be lost. 🇿🇦
Ay thats south africa tho my yut
It's Patois
It’s Chinese
@@lnb29 what is? The accent or are you just pointing out my guy posted the wrong flag with comment lmfao 🤣 😂 💀
🇯🇲
That bandana kept that man’s dignity together
I love how they communicate !!
The hesitant « yes » after the righteous just has perfect comedic timing haha !!!
😂😂😂😂😂 I wasnt ready fi di shit inna mouth dialogue staaaar😂😂😂
Bruh, I love your content! I had a Jamaican best friend back in the early 90s and was fresh here in the states. We lived in housing projects and my boy had me rolling every MF day!!!! Keep it coming!!!
kept dooo too coming?
need these daily dude, one of the few things keeping me sane
Hope everyone okay from the hurricane love the vids, keep grinding man
Nice one, thank you 👍🏿🇯🇲
Patios is just naturally poetic, even though hes talking about shitting in someones mouth
I watch this man too many times, never bored, I mean how can you speak Jamaican and English FLUENTLY at the same time 😳👏🏼✨
That's normal. We speak English but revert to patois when we need to make a point in the same sentence.
I didnt expect this convo to go on so long 😂
I binged like 45 videos of Gideon’s before sleeping and I was going on side quests all night 🤪🤪
For $100?????? Girl.
That’s about a one week salary
@@dreyko166gonna need a lot more than a week pay for that.
Called poverty
I’ve lived under bridges and eaten from the trash. It ain’t enough
@@dreyko166one week? If you’re working minimum wage in the U.S. that’s literally less than a full days worth of work
Bruh, I’m obsessed with Santiago! Already in my Spotify on repeat list and now I find you’re hilarious 😂
Yo Cutie just got her business air'd out voluntarily. Damn caught the meanest stray from a fake story time😂😂😂
john macfee hearing this be like “there’s nothing weird about this”
He was a more extreme version of steveO..rip
GTA6 NPC conversation right here
Adding “to freaky wit da ting” to my list of phrases…
Damn, scat is the LAST thing i expected this guy to talk about on this channel. But i shouldn't have been surprised lmao
nah its just doodoopoopoo.
totally PG-13, even babies say it 😂
Sidequest: "No amount of money..."
- darker fellow: "and you lost me.... shoot, i woulda done for about tree fiddy!"
When you walk past GTA npc's type dialogue
I can never understand a Jamaican when they talk as an American I be dying 🤣
I think a lot of people dont realise he is actually Jamaican
"You afi do what you afi do...doo."😂
Guy was def making up a story to make you more comfortable.
"Ya cool nah huh?" 😂😂😂
The type of convo that can get ur Bipolar unleashed just overhearing 😂😂😂❤ 😅
Wea cutie dey 😂
Of all the people to that couldn’t have related to you, you get the person that was meant to be there for you. 🤯 One Love🙏🤙
I think you have so many talent that you really dont need to talk about these disquisting stuff
"Me did do it same way but... you zimi?" I'm dead bruh😂😂😂
What the HELL?! 😳 What is goin ON? 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️
😂😂😂 ya haffi do, yaafi do, ya zimi 😂😂😂 I almost thght I heard Fred flint stone comin wit da ya dabba dabba doo to you too!!! 🤣
😂😂😂😅
Lol doo doo pan. Why is adding the word pan making that sound so cute❤
That’s wild 😂 and his reaction too 🤣
The way he says no cracks me up 😂😂
Whoever done that to cutie was just out to demeanour her take the piss insult her and treat her as a joke . There’s to many waste man in the world. Cutie probably just struggling and people to that. This turned from a joke to a lesson. We are all equal. AND DONT TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SHIT. / no pun intended.
It’s her fault. She wanted fast money she got what she was looking for 😭😭😭👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Cutie why yuh dweet??.....Dat nuh righteous
I fucking love Jamaican Patois. Sounds so cool.
Your accent is getting stronger with every video my friend… 👏👏👏
He's Jamaican, you're obviously not 😅
SIDEQUESTZ NEVA EXPECT DAT STORY TO TOP HIS MAMPY STORY 😅😂
No amount of money could make that righteous!
I was waiting for him to pull out $100 and see how he reacted 😂
Love these videos fr keep it up 😂😂🎉
Jamaican dialect is the coolest shit ever nobody can tell me different
When my man said “cool nuh maan” 😂😂😂😂😂
QUEST ,QUEST 🤗🤗🤗🤗🎊🎊❤️💚💛🇯🇲🇯🇲 BLESSINGS BY BRO.U MAKE ALL UR VIDEO A LAUGHING MOMENT.
He is funny as all get out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BOMBOCLAAT 😭
“Yea?” 😂😂😂
The buying power of the US Dollar is deteriorating.
Gids ya killing’ me dead man! Too fucking funny.
Yoh give this guy a jamaican passport ASAP😂😂
He is from Jamaica and probably already has a passport.
He is Jamaican 😂
that took an unholy turn
Instantly made me think of Biggie! Im dating myself, but somebody will know what I'm talking about. Lol
They do love a weird conversation definitely a bit of me haha
That took a dark turn
Righteousness pon di doo doo squal . Me bless that yute
Damnnnn cutie got absolutely blasted 🤣🤣🤣
I'm pretty sure this is Curb Your Enthusiasm: Island Edition
“You have to do what you have to do”
That turned real sick fast
Just a random Jamaican small talk.😂
Him get back a badder freaky story 😱😂
Exactly 😂😂😂 presenter shocked.
I am literally dying from laughter
For a whole heap of US 🤣
I've come across your videos... I'm windblown. How did I not know how brits got our slang from 😭
Pretty much all British slag comes from Jamaica, the U.S., and Nigeria.
The language of "chill" LOL
Lmao not “mampy”. This man knows his thing 😂
Praying for Jamaica right now because it’s getting slammed by this hurricane 🌀😭
"you zimi?" 😂 dude lookin like he dont zimi
Imagine walking past and overhearing that conversation 😅
Is when he said Cool Nuh Man! 😅😅😅
"But yuh zimi?"
"Yuh have to do what yuh have to do"
I'm gonna start living by this quote now lmao
The bigger the girl the bigger your happiness
This fella wasn't flabbergasted like the other bretheren 😅
Dude seemed like he was on the fence about it 😂😂
Yo..."RUDE BOY" skit... Way hilarious by Killa Cam'ron...
No amount could make that Righteous!!!!!
This convos kill me 🤣🤣🤣
For those who are confused, he said whole heap of hundred, which could mean thousands of us dollars. Him being a child would be about forty years ago, so it would be a lot of money. Cutie was doing what these nowadays Instagram models do when they get flown out to Dubai by these rich men. As a matter of fact, Cutie was smarter because a lot of these models get their money taken at the airport because they don't know the law of how much cash they can bring into the US. So all that shit eating end up being for nothing. 😅😂
That "no" was perfect