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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2024

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  • @yoavbg2540
    @yoavbg2540 3 місяці тому +9418

    “No amount of money could make that…RIGHTEOUS” 🤣🤣
    Man this guys too good

    • @briangalloway3684
      @briangalloway3684 3 місяці тому +46

      Every time I run across these he cracks me up. And that line did me in

    • @briangalloway3684
      @briangalloway3684 3 місяці тому +78

      Also, "what kinda fuckery is dat?"

    • @Philmore.
      @Philmore. 3 місяці тому +28

      He is right to say righteous that is what a Jamaican would say lol

    • @notrightnow1497
      @notrightnow1497 3 місяці тому +44

      he's actually Jamaican. Lived there his whole life

    • @eseajidekpu7536
      @eseajidekpu7536 3 місяці тому

      TOO GOOD

  • @giannirussso
    @giannirussso 3 місяці тому +13887

    Jamaicans be having the weirdest conversations like it’s a normal thing 😭😭

    • @Goldenhorn29
      @Goldenhorn29 3 місяці тому +181

      This is something I’ve seen in most of the Caribbean islands I’ve visited and Africa too.

    • @chipcrick1794
      @chipcrick1794 3 місяці тому +48

      I was 'on mission work' with 2 island fellas, so I can attest! 😂

    • @farooqkeita700
      @farooqkeita700 3 місяці тому +42

      Anything is open convo

    • @johnathoncastro
      @johnathoncastro 3 місяці тому +19

      Ting

    • @Risky_moverino
      @Risky_moverino 3 місяці тому +3

      @@johnathoncastro was about to say

  • @Organicmachine455
    @Organicmachine455 3 місяці тому +5349

    I don't think he expected the guy to have a similar story of his own😂😂

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD 3 місяці тому +26

      😂😂😂

    • @DeadSerious1
      @DeadSerious1 3 місяці тому +148

      It definitely threw him off for real 😂 his whole demeanour switched and he was looking at the other guy like HE was the weird one in the conversation. Never seen him do that before 😂

    • @Theforcesconsumeme
      @Theforcesconsumeme 3 місяці тому +18

      he def made that sh up 😭

    • @diegoflores2662
      @diegoflores2662 3 місяці тому +2

      Hahah right!!

    • @creekchief
      @creekchief 3 місяці тому +8

      I thought it might be an offer 😂😂 like he could take him to her now

  • @alahomorasynth
    @alahomorasynth 3 місяці тому +5266

    0% judging
    100% understanding

    • @ALEN1ful
      @ALEN1ful 3 місяці тому +46

      1000% wondering why he is so comfortable and understanding

    • @emtiedvessel
      @emtiedvessel 3 місяці тому +12

      Well, he did call the white man's actions unrighteous. Which they were.

    • @Dan-ou6jk
      @Dan-ou6jk 3 місяці тому +2

      10% luck 20% skill

    • @creekchief
      @creekchief 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ALEN1fulbecause he knows a chick that will do it for him if he pays $100 😂

    • @artemchubarov3421
      @artemchubarov3421 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Dan-ou6jkand a 100% reason to remember the name.

  • @sasha14kelsee
    @sasha14kelsee 3 місяці тому +1374

    My goal is to no longer need the subtitles.

    • @tylerdurden9161
      @tylerdurden9161 3 місяці тому +59

      Move to Jamaica. You will speed up the process.😂

    • @nokeelzebub1101
      @nokeelzebub1101 3 місяці тому +3

      Frr

    • @septiccryp3453
      @septiccryp3453 3 місяці тому +6

      Lad I don't need subtitles can hear them fine

    • @meatsy1
      @meatsy1 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@septiccryp3453yee, really aint that hard, it's vocals ending into -a and some slurred speech.

    • @bawseeeee602
      @bawseeeee602 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro u already black u forgot ur own culture bruh

  • @kevinmarshall8698
    @kevinmarshall8698 3 місяці тому +1967

    Note to self: don't make any Jamaican girls named cutie talk inna your face

  • @brody6634
    @brody6634 3 місяці тому +403

    So nice to see 2 strangers genuinely connecting over poop stories

    • @Tanja_Vlogs
      @Tanja_Vlogs 3 місяці тому +1

      Is that what they were talking about? I was searching the comments to find a clue 😂

    • @TurquazCannabiz
      @TurquazCannabiz 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Tanja_Vlogsbro you can’t tell me you don’t recognize the word doodoo when you see it lmao

    • @Tanja_Vlogs
      @Tanja_Vlogs 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TurquazCannabiz talking too fast for me bro

    • @CryNoM0
      @CryNoM0 Місяць тому +1

      @@Tanja_Vlogsthere’s literally subtitles lol

  • @TheDCGuitar13
    @TheDCGuitar13 3 місяці тому +1096

    Jamaica is the land of intrusive thoughts winning lol

  • @aaa...4463
    @aaa...4463 3 місяці тому +884

    unc definitely with that freaky shit. he wishing that was him 😭😭

    • @counterhit121
      @counterhit121 3 місяці тому +25

      The way he leaned in when asked about chest-shitting tho 😂

    • @marszz333
      @marszz333 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DelFlo
      @DelFlo 2 місяці тому +3

      “You never like it?” 😂

  • @sahafree7606
    @sahafree7606 3 місяці тому +413

    Ma man came up with a weirder story😂

    • @tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647
      @tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647 3 місяці тому +36

      Bro makes up a story, then the Jamaican brother hits him with the real ting 😂

  • @wolflegendxp804
    @wolflegendxp804 3 місяці тому +168

    Bro im dying right now these conversations are peak comedy

  • @MadCritter
    @MadCritter 3 місяці тому +164

    “doo doo pon her chest” ☠️

  • @oliround
    @oliround 3 місяці тому +117

    I find a lot of Peace knowing that right now in the world there are people having conversations like this at all times

  • @daxthaxe
    @daxthaxe 3 місяці тому +85

    Dubai bout to lower prices after seeing this😂

  • @CallMeDrJoe
    @CallMeDrJoe 3 місяці тому +20

    Lmfao, understanding conversations like this >>>> "no amount a money can make that righteous" word!😂😂😂

  • @smax4895
    @smax4895 3 місяці тому +28

    I’m moving to Jamaica.. everyone’s friendly and no one bats an eye at a stranger coming up with the wildest stories 😂

  • @lnb29
    @lnb29 3 місяці тому +65

    RIGHTEOUS finally the #1 most satisfying word to hear from Jamaicans

  • @candyg4710
    @candyg4710 3 місяці тому +18

    Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dooo dooo pun her chest 😂😂😂 I'm fkn dead.

  • @Robutnotblox
    @Robutnotblox 2 місяці тому +9

    The first “YEAH!” Got mi dying 😂

  • @kganetsisebola
    @kganetsisebola 3 місяці тому +89

    Jamaican English though 🔥🔥, without the subtitles I'd be lost. 🇿🇦

    • @lnb29
      @lnb29 3 місяці тому +8

      Ay thats south africa tho my yut

    • @JasonP2
      @JasonP2 3 місяці тому +12

      It's Patois

    • @guest-cd7md
      @guest-cd7md 3 місяці тому +3

      It’s Chinese

    • @ethanbell7283
      @ethanbell7283 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@lnb29 what is? The accent or are you just pointing out my guy posted the wrong flag with comment lmfao 🤣 😂 💀

    • @derk486
      @derk486 3 місяці тому +2

      🇯🇲

  • @Quickmf56
    @Quickmf56 3 місяці тому +18

    That bandana kept that man’s dignity together

  • @hayleynancarrow5076
    @hayleynancarrow5076 3 місяці тому +6

    I love how they communicate !!

  • @jackmukendi3121
    @jackmukendi3121 Місяць тому +3

    The hesitant « yes » after the righteous just has perfect comedic timing haha !!!

  • @Chat2much
    @Chat2much 3 місяці тому +6

    😂😂😂😂😂 I wasnt ready fi di shit inna mouth dialogue staaaar😂😂😂

  • @COBRAVENOMZ
    @COBRAVENOMZ 2 місяці тому +6

    Bruh, I love your content! I had a Jamaican best friend back in the early 90s and was fresh here in the states. We lived in housing projects and my boy had me rolling every MF day!!!! Keep it coming!!!

  • @skleenis
    @skleenis 3 місяці тому +9

    need these daily dude, one of the few things keeping me sane

  • @stevenburks9908
    @stevenburks9908 3 місяці тому +17

    Hope everyone okay from the hurricane love the vids, keep grinding man

    • @alegister8531
      @alegister8531 3 місяці тому +1

      Nice one, thank you 👍🏿🇯🇲

  • @fakerzdan
    @fakerzdan 3 місяці тому +6

    Patios is just naturally poetic, even though hes talking about shitting in someones mouth

  • @santhothonsa7914
    @santhothonsa7914 3 місяці тому +2

    I watch this man too many times, never bored, I mean how can you speak Jamaican and English FLUENTLY at the same time 😳👏🏼✨

    • @eileenwatt8283
      @eileenwatt8283 3 місяці тому +4

      That's normal. We speak English but revert to patois when we need to make a point in the same sentence.

  • @ToTheDangerZone
    @ToTheDangerZone 3 місяці тому +11

    I didnt expect this convo to go on so long 😂

  • @jazzfan39
    @jazzfan39 2 дні тому

    I binged like 45 videos of Gideon’s before sleeping and I was going on side quests all night 🤪🤪

  • @luna_soleil
    @luna_soleil 3 місяці тому +115

    For $100?????? Girl.

    • @dreyko166
      @dreyko166 3 місяці тому +13

      That’s about a one week salary

    • @devingorney8051
      @devingorney8051 3 місяці тому

      @@dreyko166gonna need a lot more than a week pay for that.

    • @farooqkeita700
      @farooqkeita700 3 місяці тому +26

      Called poverty

    • @devingorney8051
      @devingorney8051 3 місяці тому +26

      I’ve lived under bridges and eaten from the trash. It ain’t enough

    • @Idklmao90999
      @Idklmao90999 3 місяці тому +5

      @@dreyko166one week? If you’re working minimum wage in the U.S. that’s literally less than a full days worth of work

  • @lvl6humancleric216
    @lvl6humancleric216 3 місяці тому +1

    Bruh, I’m obsessed with Santiago! Already in my Spotify on repeat list and now I find you’re hilarious 😂

  • @shinglesshingles
    @shinglesshingles 2 місяці тому +2

    Yo Cutie just got her business air'd out voluntarily. Damn caught the meanest stray from a fake story time😂😂😂

  • @fabri1314
    @fabri1314 3 місяці тому +28

    john macfee hearing this be like “there’s nothing weird about this”

    • @jminkvihubyb
      @jminkvihubyb 3 місяці тому

      He was a more extreme version of steveO..rip

  • @abdulhalim3915
    @abdulhalim3915 3 місяці тому +9

    GTA6 NPC conversation right here

  • @troyabeast
    @troyabeast 3 місяці тому +5

    Adding “to freaky wit da ting” to my list of phrases…

  • @littIefairy
    @littIefairy 3 місяці тому +39

    Damn, scat is the LAST thing i expected this guy to talk about on this channel. But i shouldn't have been surprised lmao

    • @heyjeySigma
      @heyjeySigma 3 місяці тому +1

      nah its just doodoopoopoo.
      totally PG-13, even babies say it 😂

    • @KeystoneConstructionTX
      @KeystoneConstructionTX 3 місяці тому

      Sidequest: "No amount of money..."
      - darker fellow: "and you lost me.... shoot, i woulda done for about tree fiddy!"

  • @SuberExtraMan
    @SuberExtraMan 3 місяці тому +3

    When you walk past GTA npc's type dialogue

  • @MISS_SHERRY
    @MISS_SHERRY 2 місяці тому +2

    I can never understand a Jamaican when they talk as an American I be dying 🤣

  • @gse4280
    @gse4280 3 місяці тому +4

    I think a lot of people dont realise he is actually Jamaican

  • @nathan-qcueparsons268
    @nathan-qcueparsons268 Місяць тому +1

    "You afi do what you afi do...doo."😂

  • @jorammozes8486
    @jorammozes8486 2 місяці тому +1

    Guy was def making up a story to make you more comfortable.

  • @StevenMartinGuitar
    @StevenMartinGuitar 3 місяці тому +6

    "Ya cool nah huh?" 😂😂😂

  • @CarloDRTrafficante
    @CarloDRTrafficante 2 місяці тому

    The type of convo that can get ur Bipolar unleashed just overhearing 😂😂😂❤ 😅

  • @qwemnb1427
    @qwemnb1427 3 місяці тому +9

    Wea cutie dey 😂

  • @m0ondoggy12
    @m0ondoggy12 2 місяці тому

    Of all the people to that couldn’t have related to you, you get the person that was meant to be there for you. 🤯 One Love🙏🤙

  • @TantaManta
    @TantaManta Місяць тому +2

    I think you have so many talent that you really dont need to talk about these disquisting stuff

  • @Brainrage117
    @Brainrage117 Місяць тому

    "Me did do it same way but... you zimi?" I'm dead bruh😂😂😂

  • @deg3363
    @deg3363 3 місяці тому +8

    What the HELL?! 😳 What is goin ON? 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @KruCifi
    @KruCifi 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 ya haffi do, yaafi do, ya zimi 😂😂😂 I almost thght I heard Fred flint stone comin wit da ya dabba dabba doo to you too!!! 🤣

    • @Chat2much
      @Chat2much 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😅

  • @EmmAPestilenciA
    @EmmAPestilenciA 2 місяці тому

    Lol doo doo pan. Why is adding the word pan making that sound so cute❤

  • @Sour_AngelBerrie
    @Sour_AngelBerrie 3 місяці тому

    That’s wild 😂 and his reaction too 🤣

  • @bhollandg1
    @bhollandg1 Місяць тому

    The way he says no cracks me up 😂😂

  • @scottyfatman106
    @scottyfatman106 3 місяці тому +13

    Whoever done that to cutie was just out to demeanour her take the piss insult her and treat her as a joke . There’s to many waste man in the world. Cutie probably just struggling and people to that. This turned from a joke to a lesson. We are all equal. AND DONT TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SHIT. / no pun intended.

    • @Asaru_frm023
      @Asaru_frm023 3 місяці тому

      It’s her fault. She wanted fast money she got what she was looking for 😭😭😭👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

  • @Joviana-ll6sr
    @Joviana-ll6sr 3 місяці тому +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Cutie why yuh dweet??.....Dat nuh righteous

  • @StephenRyan1951
    @StephenRyan1951 3 місяці тому +2

    I fucking love Jamaican Patois. Sounds so cool.

  • @donyzac
    @donyzac 3 місяці тому

    Your accent is getting stronger with every video my friend… 👏👏👏

    • @thesoul2sqeeze
      @thesoul2sqeeze 3 місяці тому

      He's Jamaican, you're obviously not 😅

  • @nuffrespect1248
    @nuffrespect1248 3 місяці тому +1

    SIDEQUESTZ NEVA EXPECT DAT STORY TO TOP HIS MAMPY STORY 😅😂

  • @johne8941
    @johne8941 3 місяці тому +2

    No amount of money could make that righteous!

  • @deeleyo
    @deeleyo 3 місяці тому +1

    I was waiting for him to pull out $100 and see how he reacted 😂

  • @pazziu7857
    @pazziu7857 3 місяці тому

    Love these videos fr keep it up 😂😂🎉

  • @junebug313
    @junebug313 3 місяці тому

    Jamaican dialect is the coolest shit ever nobody can tell me different

  • @LeonT97
    @LeonT97 3 місяці тому

    When my man said “cool nuh maan” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @errolstewart8185
    @errolstewart8185 3 місяці тому

    QUEST ,QUEST 🤗🤗🤗🤗🎊🎊❤️💚💛🇯🇲🇯🇲 BLESSINGS BY BRO.U MAKE ALL UR VIDEO A LAUGHING MOMENT.

  • @babysimpkins
    @babysimpkins 2 місяці тому

    He is funny as all get out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @romania_patriotedits1450
    @romania_patriotedits1450 3 місяці тому +4

    BOMBOCLAAT 😭

  • @dustinmartinson1234
    @dustinmartinson1234 2 місяці тому

    “Yea?” 😂😂😂

  • @satrialesporkstore7889
    @satrialesporkstore7889 Місяць тому +1

    The buying power of the US Dollar is deteriorating.

  • @DavidCupper-fi7qv
    @DavidCupper-fi7qv 3 місяці тому

    Gids ya killing’ me dead man! Too fucking funny.

  • @icecoldmac1081
    @icecoldmac1081 3 місяці тому +1

    Yoh give this guy a jamaican passport ASAP😂😂

    • @masternb25
      @masternb25 3 місяці тому +2

      He is from Jamaica and probably already has a passport.

    • @katjess0611
      @katjess0611 2 місяці тому

      He is Jamaican 😂

  • @prince_bharath1595
    @prince_bharath1595 3 місяці тому +2

    that took an unholy turn

  • @createwithin9101
    @createwithin9101 Місяць тому

    Instantly made me think of Biggie! Im dating myself, but somebody will know what I'm talking about. Lol

  • @darrencraig8654
    @darrencraig8654 2 місяці тому

    They do love a weird conversation definitely a bit of me haha

  • @hwago123
    @hwago123 3 місяці тому +1

    That took a dark turn

  • @escochazzo4187
    @escochazzo4187 3 місяці тому

    Righteousness pon di doo doo squal . Me bless that yute

  • @Thehermderm
    @Thehermderm 3 місяці тому

    Damnnnn cutie got absolutely blasted 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashley3k
    @ashley3k 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm pretty sure this is Curb Your Enthusiasm: Island Edition

  • @damionryancollins9010
    @damionryancollins9010 3 місяці тому +2

    “You have to do what you have to do”

  • @jesuslovesyou1881
    @jesuslovesyou1881 Місяць тому

    That turned real sick fast

  • @fatdad64able
    @fatdad64able 3 місяці тому +1

    Just a random Jamaican small talk.😂

  • @altheawhyte2328
    @altheawhyte2328 3 місяці тому +1

    Him get back a badder freaky story 😱😂

    • @queensheenz8400
      @queensheenz8400 3 місяці тому +1

      Exactly 😂😂😂 presenter shocked.

  • @chrismcmenamin8878
    @chrismcmenamin8878 3 місяці тому

    I am literally dying from laughter

  • @BrooklynBalla
    @BrooklynBalla 3 місяці тому +1

    For a whole heap of US 🤣

  • @loisgray6924
    @loisgray6924 3 місяці тому

    I've come across your videos... I'm windblown. How did I not know how brits got our slang from 😭

    • @darkcircle899
      @darkcircle899 3 місяці тому +1

      Pretty much all British slag comes from Jamaica, the U.S., and Nigeria.

  • @SuayipEdelli
    @SuayipEdelli 3 місяці тому

    The language of "chill" LOL

  • @danrah8548
    @danrah8548 Місяць тому

    Lmao not “mampy”. This man knows his thing 😂

  • @trenttaylor6382
    @trenttaylor6382 3 місяці тому +1

    Praying for Jamaica right now because it’s getting slammed by this hurricane 🌀😭

  • @mcstench8913
    @mcstench8913 3 місяці тому

    "you zimi?" 😂 dude lookin like he dont zimi

  • @iotatq3728
    @iotatq3728 3 місяці тому

    Imagine walking past and overhearing that conversation 😅

  • @corasimmons5546
    @corasimmons5546 2 місяці тому

    Is when he said Cool Nuh Man! 😅😅😅

  • @Sariel_reuploading
    @Sariel_reuploading 3 місяці тому +1

    "But yuh zimi?"
    "Yuh have to do what yuh have to do"
    I'm gonna start living by this quote now lmao

  • @Artisteser
    @Artisteser 2 місяці тому +1

    The bigger the girl the bigger your happiness

  • @bagzy868
    @bagzy868 3 місяці тому

    This fella wasn't flabbergasted like the other bretheren 😅

  • @freewithnature
    @freewithnature 3 місяці тому

    Dude seemed like he was on the fence about it 😂😂

  • @REDDSQUAW
    @REDDSQUAW 2 місяці тому

    Yo..."RUDE BOY" skit... Way hilarious by Killa Cam'ron...

  • @SabrinaJordan-gc7wu
    @SabrinaJordan-gc7wu 3 місяці тому

    No amount could make that Righteous!!!!!

  • @Victorrubaka10
    @Victorrubaka10 2 місяці тому

    This convos kill me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mints5420
    @mints5420 2 місяці тому +1

    For those who are confused, he said whole heap of hundred, which could mean thousands of us dollars. Him being a child would be about forty years ago, so it would be a lot of money. Cutie was doing what these nowadays Instagram models do when they get flown out to Dubai by these rich men. As a matter of fact, Cutie was smarter because a lot of these models get their money taken at the airport because they don't know the law of how much cash they can bring into the US. So all that shit eating end up being for nothing. 😅😂

  • @Mr.Congee
    @Mr.Congee 3 місяці тому

    That "no" was perfect