SCP-1879 │ Indoor Salesman │ Keter │ Extradimensional SCP

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  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +5328

    Indoor salesman: give me your soul for this nuclear warhead
    Client: *o k*

    • @Nerdiness1985
      @Nerdiness1985 3 роки тому +166

      Makes him one of the least dishonest salesman you'll ever encounter. Which is like saying you found the least odd 001 article but hey, still counts now doe sit not?

    • @thehat4244
      @thehat4244 3 роки тому +52

      I'd make that trade.

    • @Vares65
      @Vares65 3 роки тому +65

      The catch is that he didn't mention the yield of the warhead. It's only 2 kilotons!

    • @moomoo1984
      @moomoo1984 3 роки тому +101

      best part is he just took her records

    • @TheDalhuck
      @TheDalhuck 3 роки тому +21

      @@Vares65 good enough

  • @kain201
    @kain201 3 роки тому +5265

    I see the problem here. You can't defeat a salesman with a bunch of military trained professionals. Only another salesman can defeat a salesman.

    • @olrafiki8393
      @olrafiki8393 3 роки тому +140

      genius

    • @timezerohour8864
      @timezerohour8864 3 роки тому +121

      A pitch for the angels!

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 3 роки тому +88

      How about a bunch of back woods boogboys? Scp1879 finna have a bad day when cleetus rigs up his front door with 10lbs of explosives bought from a gun store

    • @nibblrrr7124
      @nibblrrr7124 3 роки тому +92

      Excellent thinking! After all, to quote the wiki: "not all Mobile Task Forces are armed soldiers carrying machine guns and explosives."
      Any name ideas, though? MTF Pi-1-800 "But Wait, There's More"? MTF Eta-9.99 "Special Offer"?

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 3 роки тому +104

      SCP-1879: I'll sell you this time travelling tricycle, in exchange for your firstborn.
      Expert Salesman: I'll trade you half a stick of gum and some pocket lint.
      SCP-1879: You drive a hard bargain.

  • @buckplug2423
    @buckplug2423 3 роки тому +2279

    >barges into house
    >"buy this and gimmie ur heart"
    >refuses to elaborate further
    >leaves

    • @anemptysuit479
      @anemptysuit479 3 роки тому +64

      What an absolute chad

    • @cyprus1005
      @cyprus1005 3 роки тому +25

      Based

    • @banino9295
      @banino9295 3 роки тому +15

      AHAHAHAHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHA HE DID THE EPIC 4CHAN GREENTEXT AHAHAHAHAHAHHA JUST LIKE IN THE EPIC 4CHaN maymas XDDDD KEK KEK KEK

    • @F00dCHAiN
      @F00dCHAiN 3 роки тому +40

      @@banino9295 Meds

    • @QuackTheNinja
      @QuackTheNinja 3 роки тому +13

      refuses to leave*

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 3 роки тому +2505

    “I just need a little of your Time”
    (Later that day the foundation kitchen was found to be missing Thyme.)

    • @nathanielgrey4091
      @nathanielgrey4091 3 роки тому +73

      This joke only works verbally. However, it is incredibly funny and I appreciate your effort.

    • @sumcallmejesus
      @sumcallmejesus 3 роки тому +45

      @@nathanielgrey4091 it would be told vocally tho. So it works

    • @cheyennebeasley7671
      @cheyennebeasley7671 3 роки тому +17

      All the clocks have disappeared from the walls

    • @TheMcSaf
      @TheMcSaf 3 роки тому +15

      "Twelve years of your time!"
      >whenever you buy thyme, it ceases to exist when you don't look at it for 12 years

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 3 роки тому +1

      All Thyme Dematerialized

  • @Kurtizss
    @Kurtizss 3 роки тому +4258

    i just remembered that he sold time travelling microwaves

    • @maxlol4873
      @maxlol4873 3 роки тому +179

      remember the song by Lord Bung

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 3 роки тому +34

      okay good im not the only one who thought of that

    • @ADdude
      @ADdude 3 роки тому +134

      Did he sell it to a guy calling himself Hououin Kyouma?

    • @samjetstream9
      @samjetstream9 3 роки тому +95

      "Dont be alarmed that your disarmed,which you are not that it matters because youll bleed out in 30 seconds"

    • @novusnocturnm
      @novusnocturnm 3 роки тому +12

      The doctor would like to know your location....

  • @goodsocksproductions9397
    @goodsocksproductions9397 3 роки тому +3302

    "All I want is your soul"
    >*steals their soul MUSIC*
    This is the funniest shh I've heard in a long while!

    • @antoniocesar8091
      @antoniocesar8091 3 роки тому +81

      That legitimately cracked me up

    • @raultrashlord4404
      @raultrashlord4404 3 роки тому +104

      in exchange for a nuke

    • @soulhunter6438
      @soulhunter6438 3 роки тому +23

      What a great deal

    • @Sjors_
      @Sjors_ 3 роки тому +90

      Too bad the boss didn't find it so funny.

    • @TOMNICE
      @TOMNICE 3 роки тому +57

      "I know that is not what you meant by soul"

  • @lostnova
    @lostnova 3 роки тому +2210

    The indoor salesman is still less intrusive than raid shadow legends was...

    • @fssamiel1156
      @fssamiel1156 3 роки тому +71

      And with that I‘d like to thank our sponsor

    • @lostnova
      @lostnova 3 роки тому +33

      @@fssamiel1156 NOOO XD

    • @ParadoxThePsycho
      @ParadoxThePsycho 3 роки тому +24

      *is

    • @juanitomas5101
      @juanitomas5101 3 роки тому +28

      *A creepy looking salesman enters aggresively through a door*
      Sir, i come to give a very special offer, i will give you this very very very good looking mechanic and in good conditions thooth brush, in exchange, i just want, like, 12 hours of your time
      *Victim accepts, salesman proceeds to talk about RAID SHADOW LEGENDS for the next 12 hours*

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 роки тому +2

      Or youtube ads.

  • @TheFUSense
    @TheFUSense 3 роки тому +1786

    I am a little conflicted about this guy. On the one hand he killed multiple agents in cold blood to escape the foundation. But on the other side, he knew his boss wanted a real soul and he made the concious decision to not harm the client. also apparently his ''boss'' is holding someone or something hostage and forces him to sell all this stuff.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 3 роки тому +349

      It's also terrifying to think that his 'boss' is even more powerful than he is. Maybe the reason he's not telling the foundation anything is because he doesn't want them to get hurt. Yes, he killed a squad of them and escaped, but maybe that's _better_ than letting them find his boss.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 роки тому +235

      @@bugjams His boss is the Devil. He's a demon whose job is to collect souls, but he can only do it by making deals.

    • @silorion9967
      @silorion9967 3 роки тому +162

      @@Silverwind87 And so my new DND gag villain is born.

    • @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle
      @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle 3 роки тому +102

      I'm not sure if it's so much as saving somebody as it was just playing a joke on his boss, to either get in his good graces or to piss him off intentionally. I don't think he really likes earth/humans that much, considering his statements before the phonecall

    • @carguy1697
      @carguy1697 3 роки тому +19

      @@Silverwind87 that’s a bold claim with no proof dude

  • @Kasei87
    @Kasei87 3 роки тому +652

    This guy sounds like a nice addition to a DnD campaign. Regularly shows up out of nowhere to sell the PCs something they need but for a very inconvenient price.

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 3 роки тому +45

      I remember a dnd podcast that involved an evil sorcerer who was kinda just comedic despite being dangerous. He would cause problems and then disappear before anyone caught him and it was usually pretty simple goals he blew out of proportion. At one point the players confront him as he’s grave robbing and when they ask what he’s doing just casually mentions “getting skeleton soldiers” when it brought up that if you want skeletons specifically couldn’t you just make them with milk? Next time they see him he has undead being order to start milking cows in a field so he can make skeletons. He stole a farm to do it.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 3 роки тому +8

      That already exists in DND. Where do you think warlocks come from?

    • @pako184
      @pako184 3 роки тому +1

      More like in Call of Cthulhu or some urban Fiction rpg system like City of Mist

    • @AHDBification
      @AHDBification Рік тому

      ​@@fist-of-doom487
      Well I need to know what podcast this was!

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 3 роки тому +466

    "Give me your soul."
    And it took a couple records.
    That legit made me smile and not much does that these days. Thanks to the author for that.

  • @VechsDavion
    @VechsDavion 3 роки тому +1190

    I liked this one way better at the beginning before it was written that it could just kill anyone it wanted. It was more interesting that it had to convince you to buy its thing to get it to go away. Knowing that it can just summon objects inside your body to kill you ruins the drama.

    • @naturallyadapted2096
      @naturallyadapted2096 3 роки тому +27

      You know you'd buy a shotgun from it, Vechs. Best way to beat New Vegas after all. He's not super hostile

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 3 роки тому +84

      I disagree. The random element makes things even more interesting imo. SCPs with wildly varying outcomes are always the most fascinating to me, especially since some like 261 and 294 are apparently considered "safe" just because they're in foundation custody while ones like 1879 are considered Keter just because they're uncontained. They all can easily harm or help just as many people, so all the foundation really cares about is which ones are in custody.

    • @mackandelius
      @mackandelius 3 роки тому +100

      @@warbossgegguz679 the safe to keter scale doesn't have to do anything with how dangerous they are, just how hard they are to contain and keep contained.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 3 роки тому +14

      @@mackandelius Yeah... but the correlation between dangerousness and the containment scale is USUALLY there too. If the scale were really as true to sheer containment complexity/difficulty as the foundation says, then SCPs like 2006 have no reason to be classed as Keter rather than Safe. Likewise, there are several entities like SCP-2571 that are effectively totally uncontained but classed as Euclid or Safe.
      The potential risk and SCP poses is USUALLY taken into account with classification.

    • @ale-xsantos1078
      @ale-xsantos1078 3 роки тому +42

      Nah, he just did that because they were stopping him from leaving, which is not under his deal rules
      It's pretty obvious that he wont kill normal clients with this as he'll keep trying to make the deal with them, so the interest is still there

  • @onscreenmoper
    @onscreenmoper 3 роки тому +378

    I thought that deal for a "soul" was going to end a lot worse than it did. For all we know, the saleman's "boss" tricks people into being salesmen through this method.

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 3 роки тому +31

      From what I gathered his boss was pissed that he screwed that up.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 3 роки тому +24

      If his boss wants people's ACTUAL souls, then he's basically (if not literally knowing the kind of crap the foundation has dealt with) the devil's salesman.

    • @thebreadbringer
      @thebreadbringer 3 роки тому +19

      I personally think it's an eldritch MLM pyramid scheme.

    • @deciett
      @deciett 3 роки тому +14

      @@thebreadbringer He doesn't seem interested enough in recruiting people to sell products for that kind of idea. Definitely some kind of otherworldly evil organization though. Just based on the last audio log, they selling items more as a means to an end than out of a motive for profit. IE: they're more interested in what they're getting from the clients than in whatever they're selling.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 роки тому +438

    I cannot think of this SCP without the faint hum of the confinement special about him playing towards the back of my mind.

    • @M0ri_06
      @M0ri_06 3 роки тому +9

      I started singing as soon as I saw the thumbnail

    • @logicallime172
      @logicallime172 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like this release is hinting at that

    • @psychogoreman198
      @psychogoreman198 3 роки тому

      Dont get any ideas Dr Bright. The list of things you're not allowed to do is long enough.

    • @anomalousunkillabled-class6824
      @anomalousunkillabled-class6824 3 роки тому

      Sorry I'm late, got stuck in another dimension two months ago and only just got back. Anyway, I need to report to the brass at facility *[REDACTED]* It was good seeing you again Dr. 👍

    • @boiboi6847
      @boiboi6847 3 роки тому

      DID I MENTION, ITS A DESOLATE DIMENSION

  • @martinheuer6483
    @martinheuer6483 3 роки тому +754

    "Anomalies" starts playing in the distance

    • @Kurtizss
      @Kurtizss 3 роки тому +14

      same thought

    • @kjvanwartberg8439
      @kjvanwartberg8439 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks,was looking for this

    • @Equinox2149
      @Equinox2149 3 роки тому +32

      Affordable in this economy

    • @TheKorosachi
      @TheKorosachi 3 роки тому +31

      From the mechanical, botanical, satanical and beyond

    • @kjvanwartberg8439
      @kjvanwartberg8439 3 роки тому +19

      @@TheKorosachi the spawn that makes you ponder yonder

  • @gun8737
    @gun8737 3 роки тому +698

    "Offered a red rose, subject got a thermonuclear explosive."
    The subject: I was a business man, doing business.

    • @Shatterverse
      @Shatterverse 3 роки тому +6

      I wonder what would happen if the agents just yeeted a satchel charge through the doorway and then slammed it shut.

    • @jaydale3814
      @jaydale3814 3 роки тому +26

      @@Shatterverse would certainly clear your sinuses

    • @TheHQZombie
      @TheHQZombie 3 роки тому +8

      Actually it was the heart for the rose

    • @juggernaut7649
      @juggernaut7649 3 роки тому

      thermonuclear

    • @Ethan-0000
      @Ethan-0000 3 роки тому +1

      *Business

  • @Steel_Prophet
    @Steel_Prophet 3 роки тому +883

    The living embodiment of UA-cam sponsorships.

    • @froghugs2597
      @froghugs2597 3 роки тому +39

      This SCP was sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends

    • @JON-te7qg
      @JON-te7qg 3 роки тому +2

      Sponsor Man? Noble?

    • @dillasoul2228
      @dillasoul2228 3 роки тому +1

      New Nightmares Unlocked!

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 3 роки тому +1

      @@froghugs2597 No! Bad Nordern! Now go and produce another War Thunder Antics episode as recompensation.

    • @a_chillbacon
      @a_chillbacon 2 роки тому

      At least he sells good stuff

  • @Local_Hobo
    @Local_Hobo 3 роки тому +215

    I hope SCP-1879 doesn't get sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +4

      No he got sponsored by Genshin Impact. Hence his unusual success rate,because anime tiddies 😂

  • @Curas1
    @Curas1 3 роки тому +252

    I've heard about being nickel and dimed to death but wow that takes it to a whole new level ...

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 3 роки тому +5

      “BOOO!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!” *flings popcorn*

  • @Tetra392
    @Tetra392 3 роки тому +193

    How to contain him: Place “No soliciting allowed within 100m” on every door until he’s forced to pop up at one door inside the SCP facility. Then just have Consuela from Family Guy sit in the room answering the door and denying him for eternity.

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 3 роки тому +9

      Holy shit that’s actually brilliant 🤣

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 3 роки тому +7

      "Meesa doctor brait no heer."

    • @drfate7863
      @drfate7863 3 роки тому +2

      Or just let him through and then have a massive vault door slide in between the door to block him before you destroy said door. He’ll be stuck in a room with no way out.

    • @paolo2763
      @paolo2763 3 роки тому +3

      Get SCP-096 to answer the door so the salesman shits himself

  • @OldschoolHIT360
    @OldschoolHIT360 3 роки тому +148

    I like to think that there are a lot of these salesmen, but they stay concealed, and this guy is just really, really bad at his job and always causes a commotion

    • @nathanielgrey4091
      @nathanielgrey4091 3 роки тому +12

      If this is what we are catching, what could be slipping by?

    • @OldschoolHIT360
      @OldschoolHIT360 3 роки тому +14

      @@nathanielgrey4091 Idk maybe like regular salesmen that just sneakily throw in poeple's soul into contracts

    • @Ithtorukk
      @Ithtorukk 3 роки тому +4

      I imagine its even worse. He has no idea there are other salesmen in the area, and why he can't ask for the souls of most of the people he targets. (They've already been sold)

  • @redplanet2720
    @redplanet2720 3 роки тому +213

    The person who got the bananas got a pretty sweet deal ngl. I would trade all the sweet candy in my house for 200 bananas

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 3 роки тому +17

      Untill the 200 bananas go bad

    • @redplanet2720
      @redplanet2720 3 роки тому +12

      @@erikburzinski8248 Just gotta eat em quick

    • @nibblrrr7124
      @nibblrrr7124 3 роки тому +44

      I imagine he could have equally ended up demanifesting all the glucose from your cells, though... 😬

    • @silorion9967
      @silorion9967 3 роки тому +7

      So, a man emerges from within your house with 200 bananas and offers them to you for, and I quote, "just gimme some sugar, baby." What do you do?

    • @neekk040
      @neekk040 3 роки тому +1

      Donkey Kong thought so too at first... now he’s missing his girlfriend.

  • @SpookyGhostGoku
    @SpookyGhostGoku 3 роки тому +653

    _“Approximately 2,000 coins of assorted origin manifested within the pockets...”_
    Oh! Surprisingly civil of hi-
    _“-epidermis, and digestive tracts of all subjects at the scene.”_
    Ah. There it is.

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 3 роки тому +9

      Thank you for not using colons like you are writing a shite script! Actual hero material.

    • @MaskedButcher7
      @MaskedButcher7 3 роки тому

      I don't understand

    • @Shatterverse
      @Shatterverse 3 роки тому +2

      Thing is, that shouldn't have been fatal. Surgery can remove the coins under the skin easily enough, and they can just poop out the rest, or else just get more surgery.

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 3 роки тому +18

      @@Shatterverse not even remotely accurate. It said they were in the throat too(part of the digestive tract). It probably never stopped spawning them till they died. Your assumption that it was just a couple coins under the skin is sillly...

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 3 роки тому +4

      @@Shatterverse we cannot assume that the coins were absent from the windpipe

  • @shrimp4496
    @shrimp4496 3 роки тому +50

    damn, this guy sure does seem like a [BIG SHOT]

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcomrade
    @friendlyneighborhoodcomrade 3 роки тому +20

    The effect of the "I want your soul" price statement absolutely killed me 😂

  • @fahadtherandomguy4981
    @fahadtherandomguy4981 3 роки тому +81

    Me trying to sleep:
    SCP-1879: Will you be interested in a premium subscription to Rogers?

    • @jackboyeditor200
      @jackboyeditor200 3 роки тому +3

      Ah, a fellow Canadian

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 3 роки тому

      ...The agent?

    • @jackboyeditor200
      @jackboyeditor200 3 роки тому

      @@Kasei87 It’s a Canadian Cell provider

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 3 роки тому +2

      @@jackboyeditor200 I'm aware. I was pointing out the fact that the agent interacting with SCP-1879-2 was named Rogers. Since he dies in the last file, they could theoretically be selling a subscription to him, with different bits arriving in the mail every month or something.

    • @jackboyeditor200
      @jackboyeditor200 3 роки тому

      @@Kasei87 ture

  • @SecularFelinist
    @SecularFelinist 3 роки тому +243

    We had to fire this guy from Vault-Tec. Too immoral.

    • @romellosmith3488
      @romellosmith3488 3 роки тому +45

      If Vault-Tec fires you based on morals...you are a truly sick individual

    • @YellowPeej
      @YellowPeej 3 роки тому +18

      Oh yeah, you vault-tec guys are all about morals, aint ya

    • @barbacuedclorox3709
      @barbacuedclorox3709 3 роки тому +6

      Oh yea, how's puppet dude huh? 😂

    • @andrewwestfall65
      @andrewwestfall65 3 роки тому +12

      @@romellosmith3488 I imagine Valt-tec fires a lot of workers for having morals

    • @robertdooley8272
      @robertdooley8272 3 роки тому +3

      Yooo boss. Vault 81 is hella rad!!

  • @doobywoopy3264
    @doobywoopy3264 3 роки тому +65

    >offers ridiculous objects for a mortal price
    >refuses to elaborate
    >leaves

  • @AIcattheros
    @AIcattheros 3 роки тому +149

    This is a great scp, I just wish people would elaborate this one further

    • @pedroff_1
      @pedroff_1 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah, definitely! I can torally see the foundation creating clever ways of baiting him into a trapped house or something, for example. Or even just more sales and, potentially, a log from 12 years later, in which that random lady suddenly comes back into existence

    • @120sygte
      @120sygte 3 роки тому +1

      Why don't you? Would be fun

    • @guapdoctor4534
      @guapdoctor4534 3 роки тому +3

      @@pedroff_1 there is a follow up on the lady remanifesting, check out some other videos on this scp or read the article it’s a great one

    • @nibblrrr7124
      @nibblrrr7124 3 роки тому +7

      @@guapdoctor4534 Couldn't find any tales related to 1879. You mean the footnote?
      _(3. The subject was recovered twelve (12) years later from the same location. Subject is physically unchanged and has no recollection of the time during her absence.)_

    • @AIcattheros
      @AIcattheros 3 роки тому +1

      @@120sygte English is not my first language, I don’t think it would be a good ideia lol

  • @pale9819
    @pale9819 3 роки тому +53

    Indoor Salesman? A salesman that comes inside your house instead of ringing the doorbell? No thanks! Instant Keter classification!
    Your sincrely O5 (DATA EXPUNDED)

    • @nibblrrr7124
      @nibblrrr7124 3 роки тому +6

      "That crosses a line. Get me the GOC on the phone, we're teaming up on this one."

  • @FarseerAnimation
    @FarseerAnimation 3 роки тому +138

    I sort of imagine the Foundation pesters this guy the same way he pesters his victims to the point it becomes karmic

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +17

      Imagine this playing out ..
      SCP 1879 : Hello sir/madame might I take a moment of your .. oh for Pete's sake not you lot again!
      SCP agents : "internal sighing" Hello SCP 1879 🙄

    • @lordverdauga
      @lordverdauga 3 роки тому +1

      @@vladimir-savage72 At some point he just accidentally shows up IN a Foundation Site.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 роки тому +2

      @@lordverdauga
      1879: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen of th- OH FOR GOODNESS’S SAKE!
      Site 72 research division: Hello there.

  • @ClockworkCandle
    @ClockworkCandle 3 роки тому +122

    So this is what Jerma does when he’s not streaming

    • @pockpock6382
      @pockpock6382 3 роки тому +19

      finally someone who sees that this is obviously the sus guy

    • @ahatenthusiast4095
      @ahatenthusiast4095 3 роки тому +10

      What an absolute PSYCHO!

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 роки тому +1

      Sus

    • @snowy9587
      @snowy9587 3 роки тому +2

      @@saneeraus Chat will still find ways to indebt poor old Jeremy

    • @karekanol13
      @karekanol13 3 роки тому +2

      @@snowy9587 he finds his own ways to indebt himself

  • @S0ulGh0st
    @S0ulGh0st 3 роки тому +59

    The horrifying part about this one is that anyone can be a victim, it's totally random.

    • @daniell1483
      @daniell1483 3 роки тому +21

      Well, anybody in Washington state.

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 3 роки тому +2

      I like that it’s only in the state of Washington

    • @S0ulGh0st
      @S0ulGh0st 3 роки тому

      Oh yeah, I missed this part somehow...

  • @projectno5
    @projectno5 3 роки тому +58

    i laugh every time at the "i want your soul"

    • @maximiliandort3489
      @maximiliandort3489 3 роки тому +4

      also, let me tell you about this fuckin' puppy. absolute gold

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 3 роки тому +316

    Do you think he just gets his “payment” from one person and then goes to the next person trying to sell his payment?

    • @variantmouse3751
      @variantmouse3751 3 роки тому +24

      Who would he have gotten the nuke from, I wonder?

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 3 роки тому +59

      @@variantmouse3751 the government
      "Just give me a nuke and I will give you (redacted)"

    • @Shatterverse
      @Shatterverse 3 роки тому +13

      Seems like his eldritch boss gets them.

    • @alarmy5211
      @alarmy5211 3 роки тому +3

      @@variantmouse3751 my homie jared hes into that kinda stuff

    • @doe9000
      @doe9000 3 роки тому +8

      he's just trying to trade a whistle for a bull, but the bull guy wants a saddle, and the saddle guy wants a rose, and the rose guy wants a....

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 3 роки тому +92

    The most dangerous individuals are *always* the salesman!

  • @maxcrane4467
    @maxcrane4467 3 роки тому +66

    Indoor salesman: I have a nuke, all I want is-
    Posadist: Say no more, take anything you wish ☢️

  • @Aherea
    @Aherea 3 роки тому +7

    As a born and bred American, I'd just like to say your accent is perfect. If not for your speaking at the end of the video, I would never suspect you weren't from the US. Top tier voice acting.

  • @Zalidia
    @Zalidia 3 роки тому +46

    I can hear the "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS" in his voice

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 3 роки тому +2

      Or any EA game:
      Salesman: "Hi! I've got this Football video game, here. Heck we're just giving them away for the low, low price of $70! Initial payment only, no other prices involved....well, except for the microtransactions to unlock all of the second string players on the teams. And the crowds. There were no crowds in 2020 except during the Super Bowl! Ha ha! Better hurry up! The next game will be released in four months, and you'll miss this one of you don't buy it. Buy it!"

  • @AsheEX
    @AsheEX 3 роки тому +38

    Something about his face tells me he does a little trolling for a living.

  • @helix9445
    @helix9445 3 роки тому +105

    don't be so hard on the salesman, he's just trying to become a [[BIG SHOT!!]]

    • @hunterdramora
      @hunterdramora 2 роки тому +3

      i was scrolling this comment section looking for a spamton reference 😂

    • @Mischief_Manager93
      @Mischief_Manager93 2 роки тому +1

      "I'll sell you this lovely [REDACTED] for the low low price of 500 [Kromer]"

    • @genokugel
      @genokugel 2 роки тому +1

      HE IS LITERALLY SPAMTON.

  • @tnerbtnerb5136
    @tnerbtnerb5136 3 роки тому +130

    Not sure how he was able to kill the agents at the end. His powers are very clearly tied to deal making (albeit shady conditionals). The agents committed no action indicating they accepted a gift nor agreed to any deal. The money should never have manifested IMO.

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 3 роки тому +74

      It was a gift, free of charge. The Eldritch version of a perfume sampler in your magazine

    • @ami4705
      @ami4705 3 роки тому +59

      @@thaliacrafts407 I imagine he's unable to take something from a client if they don't agree to it, but he's able to give them stuff without their permission.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 3 роки тому +41

      It's called selling at a loss. He didn't take anything in return, but it cost him the sale and 2000 coins in exchange for his own freedom.

    • @justinsmith5870
      @justinsmith5870 3 роки тому +8

      Tied but not limited to. He can't collect anything without a deal but apparently only his boss is stopping him from doing what he pleases.

    • @Ithtorukk
      @Ithtorukk 3 роки тому +29

      They accepted the gift by saying nothing or taking no action to refuse it. Gifts are usually assumed to be accepted unless they are verbally declined. The offer to decline was given with the phrase 'sounds good?' Obviously wouldn't want to use that trick too often though, as agents may figure it out.

  • @sonichedge80
    @sonichedge80 3 роки тому +10

    I love how intelligent he is lol “You know I’m not talking, I know you’re not buying, let’s just move on.” All business no bullshit 😂😂 I like him

  • @samtrue3
    @samtrue3 3 роки тому +16

    Oh so this is the one lord bung made an animation about.
    Thanks for helping me find out which one it was.

  • @ORIGINALFBI
    @ORIGINALFBI 3 роки тому +19

    He looks like he's about to tell me Vault-Tec is calling

  • @18themxxn_
    @18themxxn_ 3 роки тому +28

    This makes me think Confinement's new episode (Titled 'The Salesman') will be dropping soon.

    • @Casper_-_
      @Casper_-_ 3 роки тому +3

      We all know it Will be another 10 years before ep 8 comes out

    • @jevilstail
      @jevilstail Рік тому

      oh my god

    • @18themxxn_
      @18themxxn_ Рік тому

      @@jevilstail yeah, this aged like milk

  • @fenrisilver
    @fenrisilver 3 роки тому +19

    "Playing log now..."
    *ADVERTISEMENT STARTS*
    Seems appropriate...

  • @Yakkosprite
    @Yakkosprite 3 роки тому +7

    Ah, the indoor salesman. A classic. Thank you so much for this reading, doctor Millar!

  • @mikeware5567
    @mikeware5567 3 роки тому +2

    I'm surprised no one is talking about the PHENOMENAL performance of the salesman that the VA delivers!! Seriously, that was *so good*, really channeling the Robin Williams / Jim Carrey vibe.

  • @KagamineRoni
    @KagamineRoni 3 роки тому +3

    ohhh I LOVE the salesman’s voice, the sleazy mid-century hoover representative trope is so appealing, I 100% believe somebody that talks like that is trying to sell me garbage. 10/10 would like to hear more of his sales pitches

  • @neurokith
    @neurokith Рік тому +1

    I'd counter him with "the contract buyer" routine - everything must be spelled out and written down and then negotiated upon. He is a mere salesman, you have the power.

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 3 роки тому +19

    Looks like Indrid Cold's still around and doing his cryptic shenanigans.

  • @durzafire22
    @durzafire22 2 роки тому +1

    The irony of hearing "playing log" before cutting to an unskippable add.

  • @timhassler2617
    @timhassler2617 3 роки тому +8

    Please keep making all of these awesome videos. This community would be very upset if you slow down. That being said this SCP is not one of the best but it is a good foundation for future instances to be built upon

  • @kyleseabaugh8613
    @kyleseabaugh8613 3 роки тому +2

    He sounds like a cool NPC for an SCP game. His doors show up throughout the level where you can buy powerful items for a terrible price.

  • @skoo5453
    @skoo5453 3 роки тому +21

    Good morning! Vault-Tec calling! I'm here today to tell you that because of your family's service to our country, you have been pre-selected for entrance into the local Vault. Vault 111. I just need your kidneys. That's all!

    • @privatestuff9509
      @privatestuff9509 3 роки тому +1

      I love how you made an actual funny and original comment and it immediately gets stolen by others.

    • @skoo5453
      @skoo5453 3 роки тому +1

      @@privatestuff9509 I don't care for likes, just here to make people laugh, unlike others.

  • @mylesvenn185
    @mylesvenn185 3 роки тому +2

    Your soul:
    Couple of records: Oh thank god.
    Your heart: Can't be that bad.
    Death.

  • @coronin8587
    @coronin8587 3 роки тому +7

    That artwork just reminds me of the smiling man from the extradimensional hopper vid.

    • @Holzkissen.
      @Holzkissen. 3 роки тому

      Many of the writers take "inspiration" (they steal each other's ideas) but it's not like the idea of a disturbing manifestation is new

  • @Transblucency
    @Transblucency 3 роки тому +2

    I've heard of the Traveling Salesman Problem but this is ridiculous!
    Also, I'm surprisingly happy that Oblong Douche Boy is back on the patreon roster. Hearing his name always cheers me up.

  • @nguyen-vuluu3150
    @nguyen-vuluu3150 3 роки тому +3

    that "I want your soul" sounded so threatening until you hear that he just stole 2 music albums

    • @hektonite5961
      @hektonite5961 3 роки тому +1

      he was actually supposed to extract the soul.

  • @Snnoy
    @Snnoy 3 роки тому +2

    5:20
    “Playing log now…”
    Ad: “Get the iPhone 13 Pro 5g now!” Best timing ever lol

  • @alinaruby2
    @alinaruby2 3 роки тому +13

    This ones one of my favorite SCPs!

  • @KagoraeZin
    @KagoraeZin 3 роки тому +1

    Playing audio recording now: (sketchy ad for weight loss plays)
    I almost thought it was the actual video. Well played.

  • @marcogypaetus9607
    @marcogypaetus9607 3 роки тому +6

    SO I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOUR WONDERFUL ABODE IS BLAND WITH A CAPITAL B

  • @bare_bear_hands
    @bare_bear_hands 3 роки тому +8

    Dude, he'll literally GIVE you money if you play hard enough!

  • @JamesBuggemo
    @JamesBuggemo 3 роки тому +6

    Your zbrush skills are improoving.
    I see you.

  • @angelischiel
    @angelischiel 3 роки тому

    And this sorta SCP is exactly why I won't answer to rapid knocking when I know that I'm not expecting anyone. Grew up in too many places where that was used to hurt someone, and this sorta SCP would not like trying to make a deal with me. xD Seriously, this has been a fun video, I am really happy with the work you've been doing - and it's awesome to see another video from you!
    Keep up the good work, and don't be so hard on yourself.

  • @despozblehero2262
    @despozblehero2262 3 роки тому +6

    He's making phone calls now, trying to sell extended car warranties...

    • @anselravenhart4753
      @anselravenhart4753 3 роки тому +1

      We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 3 роки тому

    The nearly imperceivably moving toward the screen makes these much creepier. I love that.

  • @sothisisbasicallyhow4696
    @sothisisbasicallyhow4696 3 роки тому +35

    This is what happens when you give a Mormon missionary a marketing degree

  • @XxRedShadowxX
    @XxRedShadowxX 3 роки тому +1

    Finally one where I am, this is why you don't answer your door in Seattle unless your are expecting someone.

  • @Mochi_Madness87
    @Mochi_Madness87 3 роки тому +8

    Imagine if Spamton got in contact with this guy.

  • @jadethrowing4157
    @jadethrowing4157 3 роки тому

    OMG the background is looking so crisp, ya'll are crushin' it! Ty for your amazing work!

  • @trex2046
    @trex2046 3 роки тому +7

    This chaotic salesman has everything I would give my soul for more deals honestly.

  • @Thenomain
    @Thenomain 3 роки тому +1

    I appreciate this extended behind the scenes for the next episode of Confinement.

  • @catiloh6086
    @catiloh6086 3 роки тому +5

    Funny thing about the soul trade is the sales man could have taken their actual soul and not just the records, double whammy making them think they’re Scott free, they die and wake up in hell. 😬

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 3 роки тому +1

    I always envisioned the salesman as a young, somewhat thin man with a dark blue suit, weird orange hair puffed up, and a very angular nose.
    That’s just my headcanon though. He comes off as an exasperated adolescent just trying to meet his quota, while quoting almost directly from his anomalous salesman manual.

  • @bubbaturps394
    @bubbaturps394 3 роки тому +14

    That drawing will haunt my dreams for the next month.

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 3 роки тому +1

    You can tell an author is rolling a random object generator when their SCP exchanges a nuke for two cds.

  • @axson8
    @axson8 3 роки тому +6

    "Good Morning! Vault-Tec Calling." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

    • @butterlerpunch
      @butterlerpunch 3 роки тому

      Gotta make sure you register’d for you safety from total nuclear annihilation!

  • @carlamae5607
    @carlamae5607 3 роки тому

    Pro tip watch these vids in bed with your eyes clothes with max volume, let your imagination run wild with this mans majestic voice reading the entries

  • @GlidingZephyr
    @GlidingZephyr 3 роки тому +7

    Billy Mays warned us about this guy. We just didn't listen to him, did we?

  • @net_spider
    @net_spider 3 роки тому +1

    So this was the bugger in that later episode of SCP Confinement. Truly terrifying and also intriguing as all hell.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 роки тому +12

    Wait, 1879 has a “Boss” that he needs to meet deadlines for? Who might that be?

    • @alexbradshaw5466
      @alexbradshaw5466 3 роки тому +6

      The devil

    • @KyleJordanGaming
      @KyleJordanGaming 3 роки тому +4

      I figured it was just a vague reference to the Devil a la ‘Faust’ (‘Faustian Pact’, Mephistopheles- that thing). Would make a cool potential tie-in with another SCP, but I’m not aware of any that would match.

    • @OrdinaryInspiration
      @OrdinaryInspiration 3 роки тому

      The Crimson King

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 3 роки тому

      @@KyleJordanGaming As for the potential tie-in with another SCP, SCP-738 "The Devil's Deal" fits the bill very well.

  • @Kris-nj8ld
    @Kris-nj8ld 9 місяців тому

    Love the idea that all it takes is for SCP-1879 to be indefinitely contained is to manifest on an underused door in a deaf household for it. Or one person who really just doesn't care.

  • @MidoriNatsume
    @MidoriNatsume 3 роки тому +22

    Is it a coincidence or Volgun is going on a streak of uncontainable SCPs?

    • @nomnomgoblin8901
      @nomnomgoblin8901 3 роки тому +3

      Or, option three, he's ramping up to something

  • @samhouston1288
    @samhouston1288 3 роки тому +1

    I gotta admit. I got a laugh out of him taking her "soul". I really thought that was going down a dark path for a second there.

  • @itmeagainlol4434
    @itmeagainlol4434 3 роки тому +10

    This scp is the definition of “I received, you received” meme

  • @captainCaybrew
    @captainCaybrew 3 роки тому +1

    Heard this already on another SCP channel, but to me it doesn’t matter, I know volgun with always give me the best version of an SCP

  • @plantpot4291
    @plantpot4291 3 роки тому +3

    So I couldn’t help to notice that your wonderful abode is bland with a capital B

  • @mrdizzle096
    @mrdizzle096 3 роки тому

    I'm loving the frequent uploading schedule lately keep up the good work!

  • @repodan12
    @repodan12 3 роки тому +3

    Getting PTSD from when I had a guy try and sell me a bible.

    • @rvanhees89
      @rvanhees89 3 роки тому

      'Flashbacks'. It was the guy trying to sell you a bible who gave you PTSD ;)

  • @Ork124
    @Ork124 2 роки тому

    The salesman could be the same man that the involuntary dimension hopper encountered repeatedly, and shot to no avail. He certainly fits the description.

  • @thebreadbringer
    @thebreadbringer 3 роки тому +3

    Remember kids, this is what you turn into when you fall for an MLM pyramid scheme.

  • @hmmurdockofids
    @hmmurdockofids 3 роки тому

    Getting an ad right before the audio evidence?
    Chilling.

  • @mcnuttington7122
    @mcnuttington7122 3 роки тому +3

    Its like if Jim Carry's the Mask was a salesman

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 3 роки тому +2

      More like if the Mask from the comics were a Salesman.

  • @danielmyers-cowan3416
    @danielmyers-cowan3416 3 роки тому

    Dont take that one poll you made regarding content to heart, it is nice to still have a wide coverage of SCPs.

  • @DL-SUFF
    @DL-SUFF 3 роки тому +7

    NO MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKET!, I JUST NEED THAT DELICIOUS 8 KROMER

  • @mjtwardy
    @mjtwardy 2 роки тому

    A demon salesman taking soul albums instead of the real thing, is the most wholesome thing about this story.

  • @gygislover4325
    @gygislover4325 3 роки тому +35

    When the seller is sus

  • @Sallet1900
    @Sallet1900 3 роки тому

    This guy is like UA-cam premium. He keeps coming back more and more persistently.