Steel Panther - Handicapped Slut (Japan Bonus Track)
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2013
- Steel Panther - Handicapped Slut (Japan Bonus Track)
Album: Balls Out (2011)
Lyrics:
She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
We broke her back now I'm gettin' in her crack
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Hot dog! )
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Eileen is always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away
I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled bitches still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Her computer does the talkin'!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
It's like fucking Stephen Hawking!
My fuck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled bitches are the dirtiest fuck in the hall.
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Ya ye ye yeah! )
Front row parking, government checks
Our electric bed is fuckin' killer for sex
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.
(Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine! )
(Whoo hoo hoo hoo! )
(Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah! )
(Hoo hoo hoo ha ha! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Just what I need, Yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Oh, Fuck yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin', she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'. Always
Fuckin' rollin'
(She's my) Handicapped slut.
Being in a wheelchair, I Love this
"I'm a rocking and she a rollin."
"It's like fucking Stephen Hawking." Baaahahahahhaaaaa!
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Steel Panther lyrics are almost always funny....and this one is truly a masterpiece. I LOL everytime I hear it from the first line. How the hell did they leave this off the US version of Balls Out!
listening to this always makes me fucking happy
God dang this song is so freaking catchy...
Great song! Musically I think this in one of my favorite tunes from Steel Panther
mine is i like drugs
agree 100%. love watching peoples expressions when I play it who aren't familiar with SP! :D
mine to.and red headed stepchild
I'm pretty sure this is a stab at Everybody Loves Eileen by Steelheart, and its epic
Just found this. Japanese bonus tracks, How could I forget 🎉
Best ring-tone ever .
imagine if the PMRC was still around when steel panther debut
F#¢€ the PMRC.
Love this song!!!
This is prolly my fav song on Ball's Out! Fucking catchy as hell!
how have i only just heard this
The guitar in the inro is so fire 🔥
wish They Would Play This Live
I feel bad that I laughed so much to this song! LOL
that's totally normal :)
HILARIOUS
Somebody needs to tab this out. Yesterday.
I havent found the tabs for it, but there is a video of a guy playing it here on UA-cam. I figured it out just watching him.
The hook and melody of this song is so fuckin good. What tard is responsible for making this a bonus track? Dont get me wrong, good for our Nihon friends to get this track but it should have been included on Balls Out period.
Entrance hook on this tune, is fucking KILLER!!
If rock is still alive, it's because these guys, and Sweden's "Crazy Lixx" keep it that way. I hope the Panther lives forever...!
WHY THE FECK wasn't this on the full album :~!
Where can i buy it !!??
Its on the Japanese release of Balls Out. If you go to snipmp3 dot com and enter the web address for this page it will convert it into an mp3 that you can download. This page works for any UA-cam video.
I have no idea how it happened but it was on my album I purchased in the USA. It comes up as track #16.
Torrent it
Satchel always sounded like George Lynch and Phil Collen combined
With a little Eddie thrown in, just for good measure...
And there we have it
They probably didn't put it on the album cause it's not pc.
When has SP ever been known to be PC? LOL
Why do Japan get bonus tracks?? wtf is up with that
+MrElken due to the fact albums are much more expensive (a CD album is about £20/$30) and its western language music which isn't as popular they have to entice them more to buy it.
+Kevos They should do that with porn. It IS Japan after all.
Lyrics are incorrect. I have no idea how "dirtiest fuck in the hall" was heard in this, it's "dirtiest of them all". Also at the end he says always rock and rolling not fucking rolling.
Never heard of these guys before not that good.Ill stick with the Crue,Dokken or Ratt better bands but id rather hear this than god awful boom boom thump thump rap or pop lady gaga crap.Check out banger films the story of heavy metal or a head bangers journey he does all covers all metal from its origins to glam to extreme metal that i find myself listening to more in my old age music that deals with whats going on in the world like gojia who are about the enviornment and saving it.R.I.P. Evil Chuck an amazing guitatist who death metal is named after.
So, you stick with other bands, but still rather hear this than rap music. Why not just listen to bands you actually like instead of band you like more then lady gaga.
i think steel panther are just starting right where motley crue, since motley crue steel panther is giving people who were not born during hair/glam metal era a fresh start
one of the best live bands you'll ever see. They're awesome. If they play your area, go see them......honestly. I don't know how you came about this song on youtube, but look at their live shows: wacken festival is a good start.
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