Two minutes in and excited because I love a classic style, traditional yarn that involves a castle in the U.K. A visitor, and horror creeping about 😊 I never tire of these 😊
I do listen to you on the radio. Kind of. I have a sort of retro-looking radio next to my bed. It has the old Studebaker logo on it. It also has Bluetooth. So your voice comes out of my radio.
Studebaker made some excellent rides , the - I believe it’s the 55 pick-up truck was definitely unique- Packard / Hudson I think absorbed them all under banner of AMC which used most of the mechanical components for almost 2 more decades, finally killed by emissions and so called safety regulations, however, I suspect CFR trilateral commission and insurance lobbies collaborated with banking / loans for more profits elsewhere and used excuses and UAW to make any independent production from their own portfolios and ideological agenda impossible to achieve. Brooks Shields first movie appearance featured a Studebaker . Reliable and efficient enough almost a kingdom among itself , Studebaker rode the wake of ww2 until finally becoming a casualty of the same morganthol plan.
OH MY GOD AT LONG LAST! THANK YOU! I have searched for literal decades to find this story again after reading it as a child! I could never remember the name or enough details to find it.
Ha ha! I have stories like that. There’s one about a village covers in snow and a mysterious clock. Can’t for the life of me remember the name of the author or the title but
You, Simon and Jasper really are the best narrators on you-tube, and, crazy as it seems, I think of you as friends. I'm not a creepy stalker lady, I promise. x
I enjoy listening to your readings of ghost and horror stories as I work. Your voice is perfect for the genre. The stories are ones that are lesser known ones but that makes them delightful surprises. This one was an especially good tale of horror.
I came across a book called Tom's Midnight Garden (1958) by British author Philippa Pearce which sounds like it might be the one about the mysterious clock and a winter garden. I'm surprised that I never heard of this book before. Thanks for the video, Tony. As always, so well done.
This plot has so much in common with a novel by Margery Allingham called Look to the Lady. I really enjoyed listening to this podcast. Deliciously atmospheric!!
After netflix butchered Daphne Du Maurier's "Rebecca" I wasn't prepared to suffer through their version of The Fall of the House of Usher. I agree fully with our affable narrator. This reading of the The Horror of Chilton Castle gifted this humble listener with intriguing spine-tingling suspense. I can't wait to listen to more.
I realize this story came out 4 months ago but better late than never 😊 Wonderful story. You definitely have talent for telling stories. Really appreciate your work. Thank you 🎉 I agree with you 100% 💯, writers today don’t compare to the past writers. Why fix it if it’s not broken. Again thank you your work is amazing 🤩
I wasn't going to listen to this one right now. I was going to save it for later... but I had no choice! The narration compelled me to listen to the whole thing!
I just found your station. Wonderful narration. I listen until i fall asleep, wake up, continue to listen. I start new the next day, lol Thank you super much (tysm) for the reading. Night everyone. 💛 Catherine from Tucson AZ 12/13/23
Really excellent tale. I thought it was a trap for the unsuspecting man who had the diluted blood in his veins. I thought he was going to be trapped with the fiendish ghoul . But no he got away across the sea. I don’t blame him either. Brilliant story. Thank you.
Until a rich American falls in love with the castle and has it shipped complete, brick by brick - including the still sealed room -back to his estate in Massachusetts, the horror continues 🙀
I thought it would turn out that the supposed factor was really the next heir and wanted an eyewitness who could swear that he hadn't laid violent hands on the thirteenth earl. But I read as many mystery stories as I do ghost stories. By all means delete my remarks if they give too much away. I quite understand.
Thank you so much, Tony Walker for narrating this exciting scary story. Each word spoken was an anticipated, OMG, what's next? Well, that was frightening enough. Unusual and unique story.
I'm a writer of 'speculative fiction' too, been listening and liking your narrations for a while but not commented before, thoroughly enjoyed this and the commentary at the end :) Thank you for your excellent work.
I'VE ONLY RECENTLY FOUND YOUR CHANNEL AND LISTENED TO A FEW STORIES LAST NIGHT AND BECAME ABSOLUTELY FASCINATED WITH THE STORIES AND YOUR STYLE *** AND FOR THIS MY FRIEND YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH A NEW SUBSCRIBER ❣️❣️❣️ MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT MY FRIEND ❣️❣️❣️ KEEP THE STORIES COMING AND I WILL SURELY BE HERE TO LISTEN WITH THE MIND OF MY YOUTH AND IN THE BODY OF AN OLD WOMAN *** SHIVERING WHILE AWAITING AND FEARING THE END 🥺
I have spent Christmas week listening to your stories between cooking, cleaning and family activities, and it has enriched my holiday experience immensely ✨ How nice it will be to continue this 'fun and frights' throughout the long and cold Winter. Thank you, Mr. Walker 🌠
One of the most genuinely horrific horror stories I've encountered in the last few years, and brilliantly read here in the same style as the writing - calm & matter-of-fact. Yes it's somewhat OTT Gothic in its subject and themes, but I love all that anyway, and Brennan handles his subject so well it never lapses into parody. Mark Gatiss should be using this for his next GSFC! I think it could adapt really well to the screen. Thankyou so much for posting this 😱😀😱
Great story and narration! I really enjoyed this one. I am listening to it for a second time because I liked it so well. This is a great horror story. The picture of the castle is amazing! Thanks!
@ClassicGhost it is great! I agree with you about the new "Fall of the House of Usher". The family in the book has few similarities to the family in the show. If one keeps the title they must remain true to the script....or be placed on the rack!
Oh Mr. Walker, absolutely loved this one! Gothic, haunted, spectral, spooky..tales are my absolute faves. I thought I was the only 1 who took issue with Netflix's 'Fall of the House Usher'. I've started it 3 times and am loathe to get past episode 3. Netflix's 'The Haunting of Hill House' set a precedent that hasn't been equaled as of yet..of course this is only mho. Thank you for sharing this gem and your talents.
I have to agree with the disdain for the recent trend of taking the titles of well established stories and re-writing them into something less compelling and coherent. Regardless, I have just discovered you, to my delight, and I am now hooked. Keep up the wonderful work please.
Great story and storytelling. As a lover of Marvel movies I have to disagree with your opinion of them. After all, they are based on comic books. Comics aren't expected to be on the same level as the classics. It's fun, fantasy, and a celebration of the impossible. Lighten up. I do love listening to you. 😢
You're very funny tonight! Great story - proper gothic. Loved it! Great chat. as usual and interesting to hear the bio. Thanks for the wonderful entertainment!
Utterly brilliant! And oh my, but you were on it, off the map and moving quickly on that epilogue. Love. It!!! You finally said one thing, however, that I soundly disagree with you on (took you long enough 😂): I am one of the ones who loves tge Occult Detectives. There; I said it. Anyway, spectacular episode from soup to nuts. Once again, many thanks for all your fine work and ramblings, sir!
Nice reading, thank you! You might not like the Netflix Fall of the House of Usher, but it is more of a personal work than you might have thought. Mike Flanagan does very loose adaptations, but turns them into something personal to him. It may seem an odd way of working, but it is an approach he's taken a few times. Keep going, you're doing wonderful work!
Another great (narration of a) story❤❤❤ and I too loved the setting of the two’blokes’ in front of the hearth drinking aged whiskey… unfortunately, in my opinion, Netflix (or the writers) didn’t do the story justice and the show didn’t keep my attention for very long after that scene… anywho, another intriguing commentary! I’ve been a subscriber but now I’m a fan 😊
These are my FAVORITE types of stories! Am a huge fan of 19th and early 20th century gothic ghost/horror story writers. And you are 100% correct on the House of Usher on Netflix. Its terrible!!!!! Poe would be turning over in his grave if he had to watch that. No thank you on the new fangled shit being produced on old story works like Poe for example. Give me these narrations any day! Thank you for bringing these to us. Off the the next one! :)
I put this on to listen to while drawing, and I had to stop drawing and just listen! Brilliant story, wonderful narration. I wonder if Mr. Brennan knew of Leap Castle, in County Offaly. It is haunted by an "elemental" known as "it," the very sight of which can drive a person mad. The castle also has an oubliette, a sort of inescapable dungeon, bu over the dining hall so that the prisoners would hear the sounds of feasting below as they starved to death.
@@evelanpatton It is a real castle in County Offaly, Ireland. It had a bloody history. The elemental and the oubliette are actual local folklore about it. There is a documentary about it on UA-cam. Tomorrow I’ll try to find it for you.
10/10! A classic done well! Also, you’re preaching to the choir on cinema writers these days. In listening to the drama surrounding the strike, the reports miss the fact that… they all seem to be quite bad at their job these days. Banshees of Inisherin was the only movie I’ve enjoyed in 4 or 5 years…
Amazing narration. Totally agree regarding the House of Usher Netflix series. The way the characters talk to one another is infantile, and the casting of the family is so “diverse” that it becomes fantastical.
This was well done as usual, thanks so much. What's funny is because of your lovely accent I understood fettered to be "fetid", which added a sense of a dreadful odor emanating from the red-eyed horror. Delightful!
FYI, in the context of this story, a "faggot" refers to a bundle of sticks (of which we can assume the torch is made of. But in this context, "faggot" is not intended to be derogatory.
I guess the word we use for cigarettes "Gis a fag, mate?" is short for faggot which was a small stick used to light fires. Also, it is a horrid meat and gravy thing made of offal that people in the Midlands and Wales enjoy.
The trouble with Hollywood productions are Hollywood producers. These are the money people. They usually aren't creative (except with accounting) and they need to placate all the investors. That is what they are worried about with little thought to literacy or how it reads. The movies are usually shown in preselected theaters in the Los Angeles area before release and the audience fills out a survey. Sometimes the movie is reedited, depending on the results. They rely on whatever tropes they think made something popular at the box office before and use them again. It pains me that so many people read so little.
Two minutes in and excited because I love a classic style, traditional yarn that involves a castle in the U.K. A visitor, and horror creeping about 😊 I never tire of these 😊
you can’t beat a haunted castle
Exactly right! Nothing better!
I do listen to you on the radio. Kind of. I have a sort of retro-looking radio next to my bed. It has the old Studebaker logo on it. It also has Bluetooth. So your voice comes out of my radio.
How very fitting.
📻
Radio goo goo
Radio Ga Ga
Radio what's new
Someone still loves you
Likewise 🎩
Studebaker made some excellent rides , the - I believe it’s the 55 pick-up truck was definitely unique- Packard / Hudson I think absorbed them all under banner of AMC which used most of the mechanical components for almost 2 more decades, finally killed by emissions and so called safety regulations, however, I suspect CFR trilateral commission and insurance lobbies collaborated with banking / loans for more profits elsewhere and used excuses and UAW to make any independent production from their own portfolios and ideological agenda impossible to achieve.
Brooks Shields first movie appearance featured a Studebaker . Reliable and efficient enough almost a kingdom among itself , Studebaker rode the wake of ww2 until finally becoming a casualty of the same morganthol plan.
@@justinparkerthewildwolf6394
Bumper sticker I seen on a Studebaker 30 years ago
Smile , Jesus loves you
Everyone else thinks your an asshole
OH MY GOD AT LONG LAST! THANK YOU! I have searched for literal decades to find this story again after reading it as a child! I could never remember the name or enough details to find it.
Ha ha! I have stories like that. There’s one about a village covers in snow and a mysterious clock. Can’t for the life of me remember the name of the author or the title but
@@ClassicGhost I wish you luck in finding it, and if you do I hope you might grace us with a reading!
How'd I ever miss THIS? Must've thought I'd heard or read it--- ah NOW I DO remember it, even as I write-- great story,gonna listen agin!
You, Simon and Jasper really are the best narrators on you-tube, and, crazy as it seems, I think of you as friends. I'm not a creepy stalker lady, I promise. x
Bloody brilliant. What more could you ask for.thunder storm a cozy inn with ale and brandy AND a horror in the castle. Absolutely first class.
Glad you enjoyed it
I enjoy listening to your readings of ghost and horror stories as I work. Your voice is perfect for the genre. The stories are ones that are lesser known ones but that makes them delightful surprises. This one was an especially good tale of horror.
This evening sorted!! Love the Irish element! Great pronunciation 👏👏👏❤
I came across a book called Tom's Midnight Garden (1958) by British author Philippa Pearce which sounds like it might be the one about the mysterious clock and a winter garden. I'm surprised that I never heard of this book before. Thanks for the video, Tony. As always, so well done.
I know that. it isn’t the one but thank you for racking your brain 🧠
@@ClassicGhost 👍 I thought you probably knew it.
This plot has so much in common with a novel by Margery Allingham called Look to the Lady. I really enjoyed listening to this podcast. Deliciously atmospheric!!
With ALL the bells and whistles... you're the best, Tony.
And great voicing, thanks for your work!
Thank you too!
Thank you so much for providing this, I really enjoyed the entire experience!
Glad you enjoyed it!
After netflix butchered Daphne Du Maurier's "Rebecca" I wasn't prepared to suffer through their version of The Fall of the House of Usher. I agree fully with our affable narrator.
This reading of the The Horror of Chilton Castle gifted this humble listener with intriguing spine-tingling suspense. I can't wait to listen to more.
Agree. On all counts.
Love this gothic tale and perfect narration!
THIS, this was it. Far out. Loved it one of my favorites
I realize this story came out 4 months ago but better late than never 😊 Wonderful story. You definitely have talent for telling stories. Really appreciate your work. Thank you 🎉
I agree with you 100% 💯, writers today don’t compare to the past writers. Why fix it if it’s not broken. Again thank you your work is amazing 🤩
Thanks for listening
I wasn't going to listen to this one right now. I was going to save it for later... but I had no choice! The narration compelled me to listen to the whole thing!
Oh my God ! What a hoot ! So funny! Subscribed because of the wonderful rambling at the end ! Love it !
Randomly found your channel today and was not disappointed!
Glad to have you here
I just found your station. Wonderful narration. I listen until i fall asleep, wake up, continue to listen. I start new the next day, lol
Thank you super much (tysm) for the reading. Night everyone.
💛 Catherine from Tucson AZ
12/13/23
Thanks for listening
Beautifully narrated, sir!
Thank you kindly!
Really excellent tale. I thought it was a trap for the unsuspecting man who had the diluted blood in his veins. I thought he was going to be trapped with the fiendish ghoul . But no he got away across the sea. I don’t blame him either. Brilliant story. Thank you.
Until a rich American falls in love with the castle and has it shipped complete, brick by brick - including the still sealed room -back to his estate in Massachusetts, the horror continues 🙀
I thought it would turn out that the supposed factor was really the next heir and wanted an eyewitness who could swear that he hadn't laid violent hands on the thirteenth earl. But I read as many mystery stories as I do ghost stories. By all means delete my remarks if they give too much away. I quite understand.
Beyond excited to see your voice doing this one Master of the Macabre!
Excellent
I loved hearing your expressive rant and the extended version of the Heartwood Institute tune. Very effective. Spooked my cat 😂
Glad you liked it. Also, glad you liked The Heartwood Institute. It is close to my heart
@@ClassicGhost I'd be interested to hear more on it from you...
well
Jonathan is the man . Composer etc
@@ClassicGhostAgreed!!! I'll take it, thanks.
I liked it, 10 out of 10 would listen again. And I will.
Sounds great, can't wait for bedtime, thanks Tony 💙 💛
Thank you so much, Tony Walker for narrating this exciting scary story. Each word spoken was an anticipated, OMG, what's next? Well, that was frightening enough. Unusual and unique story.
Glad you enjoyed it
Kiitos!
Now this is what you call a good horror story. Loved it.
I'm a new haven native.
I've never heard of him but I'll find more by him now.
I must see what I can find in alumni records about him. I wonder if he was connected with Sterling Library.
Now I read that he not only was affiliated with Sterling Library but he was there when my husband and I were undergraduates!
Masterful vivid, gripping narration, as always, Tony. Love the "ramblings" Gothic as it should be with writers that can write!!!!!Thank you!!!
Excellent reading. I love your voice.
I'm a writer of 'speculative fiction' too, been listening and liking your narrations for a while but not commented before, thoroughly enjoyed this and the commentary at the end :) Thank you for your excellent work.
Thank you 🙏
Great story, good job thanks
Completely marvellous narration!!
Good one, first time I've listened to this writer - won't be the last if he has other works.
Absolutely brilliant reading. Chilling.
Thanks dear Tony 🌷
Thank you Tony for all your hard work
I'VE ONLY RECENTLY FOUND YOUR CHANNEL AND LISTENED TO A FEW STORIES LAST NIGHT AND BECAME ABSOLUTELY FASCINATED WITH THE STORIES AND YOUR STYLE ***
AND FOR THIS MY FRIEND YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH A NEW SUBSCRIBER ❣️❣️❣️
MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT MY FRIEND ❣️❣️❣️
KEEP THE STORIES COMING AND I WILL SURELY BE HERE TO LISTEN WITH THE MIND OF MY YOUTH AND IN THE BODY OF AN OLD WOMAN ***
SHIVERING WHILE AWAITING
AND FEARING THE END 🥺
Welcome aboard! Thank you very much for being here.
Love your narrations, thank you
Fetid, and nitre are two of my favorite words used in tales of the macabre.
and if you can get them both in the same story, that’s a real win
Thank you, once again perfect end to a stressful day❤
I have spent Christmas week listening to your stories between cooking, cleaning and family activities, and it has enriched my holiday experience immensely ✨ How nice it will be to continue this 'fun and frights' throughout the long and cold Winter. Thank you, Mr. Walker 🌠
More winter to come too
@@ClassicGhost ...and I'm looking forward to it! 🥂 Cheers!
Beautiful Tony! Thank you so much for the amazing entertainment! We love you ❤❤❤
One of the most genuinely horrific horror stories I've encountered in the last few years, and brilliantly read here in the same style as the writing - calm & matter-of-fact.
Yes it's somewhat OTT Gothic in its subject and themes, but I love all that anyway, and Brennan handles his subject so well it never lapses into parody.
Mark Gatiss should be using this for his next GSFC! I think it could adapt really well to the screen.
Thankyou so much for posting this 😱😀😱
If you know Mark, remind him we're here.
Sir, I would listen to you read the yellow pages! 😊
But I do so love the earlier horror stories. Thank you!❤
Excellent! Deeply dark and disturbing. ❤
LOVED THIS! And I listened to the whole song after! 10+++++❣️
😢Amazingly 😨 😮Scary!! Thanks, Happy Halloween 🎃 🤪!!
Thank you.
Great story and narration! I really enjoyed this one. I am listening to it for a second time because I liked it so well. This is a great horror story.
The picture of the castle is amazing!
Thanks!
Glad you liked it, Don
@ClassicGhost it is great! I agree with you about the new "Fall of the House of Usher". The family in the book has few similarities to the family in the show.
If one keeps the title they must remain true to the script....or be placed on the rack!
I never realized how many of these stories all use, "and yet", and I love how you make just those 2 words take on such emphasis!
And yet, I am very pleased by your comment.
Excellent narration and story. Very good. Thank you.
That was fantastic ! ❤
Thank You For Sharing This With Us. You are incredible.❤
Very creepy! Another good one Tony. Thanks.
Wonderful tale!
Oh Mr. Walker, absolutely loved this one! Gothic, haunted, spectral, spooky..tales are my absolute faves.
I thought I was the only 1 who took issue with Netflix's 'Fall of the House Usher'. I've started it 3 times and am loathe to get past episode 3. Netflix's 'The Haunting of Hill House' set a precedent that hasn't been equaled as of yet..of course this is only mho.
Thank you for sharing this gem and your talents.
I have to agree with the disdain for the recent trend of taking the titles of well established stories and re-writing them into something less compelling and coherent. Regardless, I have just discovered you, to my delight, and I am now hooked. Keep up the wonderful work please.
The ending surprised me. I had anticipated quite a different denouement.
💙💙💙💙💙 Love Your Voice! Simply Perfect!!!
Thank you so much!!
Great story and storytelling. As a lover of Marvel movies I have to disagree with your opinion of them. After all, they are based on comic books. Comics aren't expected to be on the same level as the classics. It's fun, fantasy, and a celebration of the impossible. Lighten up. I do love listening to you. 😢
Lovely stories for Halloween 🎃.Well read.Tony.Thank you.
You're very funny tonight! Great story - proper gothic. Loved it! Great chat. as usual and interesting to hear the bio. Thanks for the wonderful entertainment!
I just recorded this week's and I was very dull. Honestly. I thought I was. You shall be the judge.
LOVED this one!
Really enjoyed the video. You have a great voice for it.
This is one of my favorite scary stories, excellent work!
Utterly brilliant!
And oh my, but you were on it, off the map and moving quickly on that epilogue. Love. It!!!
You finally said one thing, however, that I soundly disagree with you on (took you long enough 😂): I am one of the ones who loves tge Occult Detectives. There; I said it.
Anyway, spectacular episode from soup to nuts.
Once again, many thanks for all your fine work and ramblings, sir!
NICE ONE MISTER THANKS ❤
You find the best stories (I still prefer your own) and read them impeccably well.
That one was particularly gruesome! 😮😮
Lots of fun to listen to.
Thank you Tony! ❤
That was super creepy!! 😬 Thank you! ❤️
Glad you enjoyed it!
Beautifully chilling 😀
Awesome story!!
Wow Tony, that was a shocker!
Excellent story, btw - I totally agreed with your comments about doing Gothic properly :)
Nice reading, thank you! You might not like the Netflix Fall of the House of Usher, but it is more of a personal work than you might have thought. Mike Flanagan does very loose adaptations, but turns them into something personal to him. It may seem an odd way of working, but it is an approach he's taken a few times. Keep going, you're doing wonderful work!
😊❤thank you sir
I love love love your channel!
i’m very happy that you do
Chat all you want, I love your after story, stories. I liked this story quite a lot. Thank you.
Another great (narration of a) story❤❤❤ and I too loved the setting of the two’blokes’ in front of the hearth drinking aged whiskey… unfortunately, in my opinion, Netflix (or the writers) didn’t do the story justice and the show didn’t keep my attention for very long after that scene… anywho, another intriguing commentary! I’ve been a subscriber but now I’m a fan 😊
That's a great leap forward! (not intending to invoke Mao by the way)
First time listening very good and interesting
Great!
These are my FAVORITE types of stories! Am a huge fan of 19th and early 20th century gothic ghost/horror story writers. And you are 100% correct on the House of Usher on Netflix. Its terrible!!!!! Poe would be turning over in his grave if he had to watch that. No thank you on the new fangled shit being produced on old story works like Poe for example. Give me these narrations any day! Thank you for bringing these to us. Off the the next one! :)
I put this on to listen to while drawing, and I had to stop drawing and just listen! Brilliant story, wonderful narration. I wonder if Mr. Brennan knew of Leap Castle, in County Offaly. It is haunted by an "elemental" known as "it," the very sight of which can drive a person mad. The castle also has an oubliette, a sort of inescapable dungeon, bu over the dining hall so that the prisoners would hear the sounds of feasting below as they starved to death.
Great legends! I think he must have been influenced by something like that
@@evelanpatton It is a real castle in County Offaly, Ireland. It had a bloody history. The elemental and the oubliette are actual local folklore about it. There is a documentary about it on UA-cam. Tomorrow I’ll try to find it for you.
Here you go: you 'll love this one. There are so many videos about Leap Castle!
ua-cam.com/video/x-_ETTSkMLQ/v-deo.htmlsi=ys2o47-gIncqp8d9
Excellent reading, excellent story, and i love the afterparty. I never heard of you or this author until now. Thank you!
Love this one.
Great story
10/10! A classic done well! Also, you’re preaching to the choir on cinema writers these days. In listening to the drama surrounding the strike, the reports miss the fact that… they all seem to be quite bad at their job these days. Banshees of Inisherin was the only movie I’ve enjoyed in 4 or 5 years…
Very awesome
Your're right. It s all there. Nicely read. Thank you
I really enjoyed that 🌺
Amazing narration. Totally agree regarding the House of Usher Netflix series. The way the characters talk to one another is infantile, and the casting of the family is so “diverse” that it becomes fantastical.
Loved it 😊
One of the unexpected dangers of geniology; one never knows to whom one could be related.
Thanks Tony.
Great, gothic stuff!
👺👸🏻🎃
Next one's Cthulhoid
We have a personalised number plate,
*CTHULU*.
😎
Oh blimey
Bravo!
This was well done as usual, thanks so much. What's funny is because of your lovely accent I understood fettered to be "fetid", which added a sense of a dreadful odor emanating from the red-eyed horror. Delightful!
that’s because we no longer pronounce our r in standard English in England. I must roll them more :)
FYI, in the context of this story, a "faggot" refers to a bundle of sticks (of which we can assume the torch is made of. But in this context, "faggot" is not intended to be derogatory.
Indeed, the English verbiage is different when it comes to slangs. I also heard they are cigarettes., sticks somewhat
I guess the word we use for cigarettes "Gis a fag, mate?" is short for faggot which was a small stick used to light fires. Also, it is a horrid meat and gravy thing made of offal that people in the Midlands and Wales enjoy.
I'm hooked on the intro
Your dribble just woke me up thanks!
lol. that sounds horrible
The trouble with Hollywood productions are Hollywood producers. These are the money people. They usually aren't creative (except with accounting) and they need to placate all the investors. That is what they are worried about with little thought to literacy or how it reads. The movies are usually shown in preselected theaters in the Los Angeles area before release and the audience fills out a survey. Sometimes the movie is reedited, depending on the results. They rely on whatever tropes they think made something popular at the box office before and use them again. It pains me that so many people read so little.