This is one of the most absurd exploits and I'm glad it's now being covered. A fun fact: This will also kill any hidden dragons in city skyboxes, resulting in dragons falling dead from nowhere.
@@RuneDrageon I mean, that is what John Von Neumann (one of the mathematicians who invented game theory) said the US and its allies were both strategically and morally obligated to do with Russia immediately after WWII ended. If a two-sided nuclear war never breaks out in the future, it'll be fine, but if one does... well, he'll be metaphorically shaking his head at us in frustration from the afterlife.
@@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea Patton agreed and said we should immediately invade and destroy Russia. He was right from a Game Theory perspective that not doing so would almost guarantee a nuclear winter….
I love that for some reason the spell also has selective targeting, so it's not just a nuke, it's a nuke that magically bends around all of your allies.
I just imagine the mages seeing you walk back into the potion making room and they're like "Oh hell's, what now. We're still trying to unparalyze half the town!"
"You've killed our leader - *Twice* , Paralyzed half of the city, blasted all of us with a bolt of lightning whilst screaming 'Unlimited Power', created a flame cloak spell that has near-unlimited range and damage, and Farengar told us you have made a fork that could kill every being on Nirn 5 times over, poisons so powerful that it can kill an Elder Dragon with a single drop onto the lips, potions with a potency that would make the Daedric Princes flee, armour which makes you effectively invincible, not to count those gauntlets..." *shudder*. "Do you want to join the college again?"
Daedric Prince: "Very well, I shall reward you for your deeds!" Dragonborn: "Is it stronger then my flame cloak spell that can evaporate every hostile lifeform in a radius of 10km around me?" Daedric Prince: "I... umm... have this ring? It fortifies your speech by 10 points..."
The Wabbajack kinda is. You can turn essential NPCs into cheese, or candy. And then eat them. It is the only way of killing them without cheats or mods
Daedric artifacts in the lore are as powerful as the flame cloak Daedric artifacts in the games are routinely made to look like chumps by the trash daggers the player creates to sell to blacksmiths for a quick buck Reminder that Daedric Princes literally put part of their selves into those artefacts. And Spiff just tossed it off a cliff calling it useless. Meridia would've spawned in, but she knew if she tried she'd have been evaporated by the power of It Just Working.
This is the Skyrim version of the old D&D meme where, instead of exploring the dungeon, the PCs just get a bunch of Decanters of Endless Water, stop up all the entrances/exits and drown all the monsters by flooding the dungeon.
How do you get the loot from the dungeon then? Also does the rich man still want the waterlogged books and scrolls? What if the entrance you're at is lower than half of the dungeon? What if there's a path to the underdark in the dungeon that all the water flows into?
3rd level spell of Waterbreathing Scrolls, yes. Books, no. You've cleared half the dungeon. You've found a very good reason to avoid the dungeon. Any further questions?
Reanu Keeves is now ready to re-enact Hiroshima on Raven Rock. That'll teach them Dark Elves to exist on an island nation within boating distance of Skyrim.
@@r.synpasterza8051 fun fact: Reanu Keeves has a lesser known, almost a nobody really, brother named Keanu Reeves. He's known for being an actor in a couple movies nobody really saw. Sucks he has to live in his superior brother's shadow.
Everyone's always arguing who launched the nukes first in Fallout. In reality, it was Reanu Keeves using 1% of his power while descending upon Tod's new perfectly-balanced creation.
Yeah let’s hope he isn’t lactose intolerant or eat/drink that gives him gas. I can only imagine the power of one of his farts after drinking a potent mixture of something with a lactose product and one of those Fortify Destruction potions. I’d have get advanced notice when he was going to be in Skyrim or the Commonwealth, Appalachia, the Capital Wasteland, or wherever else he was going to be.
I've found this perfectly balance feature myself a couple of weeks ago, in a relaxed gameplay. I was into the majestic-non-annoying-at- all Blackreach and, since I fkg hate slaughterfishes, I've decided to activate a family friendly lightning cloack... I've literally vaporized every living thing inside the Blackreach. Palpatine was amused too
This is probably my favourite exploit, there's nothing quite like the terrifying cold efficiency of using a supercharged frost cloak to knock multiple dragons out of the sky. I will say using this spell makes you feel like a monster in a horror game. You just wander around an empty lifeless world, where you hear nothing but the winds of your cloak spell and the death cries of distant people and animals. Occasionally a dragon roars in the distance before crashing into the ground dead at your feet.
Me: Trying to be careful with my new found abilities. Nazeem: Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't Whiterun: *crater*
Hmmm, since dragons have Aedric nature and the Dragonborn possesses the soul of a dragon (or more), it literally is trying to kill a god. Just an unexpectedly powerful one.
What happens after the spell is cast? Reanu Keeves: I finally rest. And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
The amount of bugs is proportional to the game size/complexity. And Todd, in his greatest of minds, decides to create the largest and most complex of games in a world where Spiff exists. Thanks, Tod!
so my brother and I did the math, Spiff's final form generates so much heat that it's roughly as hot as the core of the sun, about a quarter of ground zero of a nuclear bomb, and roughly 23 times the heat energy it takes to vaporize a human instantaneously. That boi was 26,250,000 degrees Fahrenheit, or 12,385,315 Celsius lmao
Finally, you can actually feel like a Wizard of epic status instead of just another master of the arcane. Why shouldn't the Arch-Mage of the College Of Winterhold be able to walk into a cave and ignite all of the oxygen in it? And with a simple clap of their hands, no less.
I miss my 100% damage reflect and spell absorb build in oblivion.....wandering around and letting my enemies kill themselves via attacking me was great
You should've leveled up the lightning perks in destruction up to the one where they disintegrate when low health, then grabbed a lightning cloak from the college of Winterhold.
It clicked in my brain about 10 seconds before Spiff explained that destruction spells being "stronger" meant the range was also boosted and I went "Noooo. There's just no way that's how it works." Just when I thought this game couldn't get more broken Spiff shatters the pieces that were left
To be fair, this is a repeat of "the fortify restoration loop breaks everything else". Fortify-Restoration is the most broken mechanic I've ever seen in a video game.
There's a mod that makes it so that, if you kill an enemy with a flame spell of significant strength, it just turns the body into a pile of ash. I think that fits Spiff's style nicely.
@@robertb5471 so long as there's more than one person remaining, there will never be world peace. If there were only two people left on the entire planet, they would eventually argue and then one would say "wait a second, you're not me!" and then he/she would kill the other.
The only downside is that some monsters are immune to fire, but the good news is that this exploit works with the frost and storm cloak spells as well, and so the fire immunity is no significant problem.
Like BestClone said, unfortunately the Captain in charge of every named camp is Essential and can only be killed by console commanding them to death or removing the tag :(
Since I once waited 5 hours at gamescom and had an absolutely crushed and smushed banana in my bag, yes the banana case is great. Situational but great.
I remember doing this while clearing a forsworn camp. It knocked a dragon out of the sky that was not near me at all. Potions can manipulate everything in the game. Your shouts are all governed by a school of magic, and can be exploited the same way.
Slow time is Alteration for example. That's one of my favorites, you can literally extend slow time past the shout recharge time with a sufficiently powerful store-bought alteration potion.
That fortify magic potion that increases a spell's area of effect looks like it can make any spell OP. Can't wait to see if there are other spells like this one.
Only cloak spells function that way. Every other spell gains damage when magnitude increases. But for cloak spells, magnitude increases range, and then increases the damage of the spell the cloak applies.
@@zubbworks oh lord I need to know if that works. The only thing holding Reanu back from killing everyone is the need to manually aggro every non-hostile npc, if he can mass aggro everyone at once he could drop whole cities in seconds.
You can duplicate Dawnbreaker by shooting it out of the alter with a bow before the fight starts. It puts a new one in the alter but you can pick it up off the floor again.
It will be affected by Fortify Alteration though, which only affects duration I think. The range is surely fixed, but those that do not resist may never wake from paralysis again. Tell us how it went anyway.
Update: it does not function to affect the range. Only the duration. Also they will easily resist sometimes anyway. Oh well... guess I can find another way to ruin my save file 😆
@@yobamagaming4168 Alteration Ritual Quest. Speak to Tolfdir at Winterhold once you have atleast 90 in Alteration. Can be bought from him afterwards. If there is one thing to be learned from this, Spiff could have saved himself a lot of duplicating using the paralyze spell combined with more efficient buff potions.
Sort of ironic how when you first talk to Faralda before being allowed to enter the College of Winterhold when she asks you what you hope to gain from learning magic. One of the response options you have is “I want to use fire and ice to destroy all who oppose me” or something like that. I never knew that was literally possible to this extent. If only I’d found out about this sooner, I might have played as a mage more. I knew about the Fortify Restoration exploit, the Alchemy/Enchanting loop, the item duplication glitch, and the hidden chests owned by the Khajiit caravans, but I actually learned something new here. I mean imagine using this in the siege battles of Civil War quests. Instant victory. Thanks Reanu Keaves!!!!!
10:40 I know the metaphor, but considering the range you're talking about, I wouldn't be surprised if the flame cloak in Skyrim could actually reach the map of Oblivion
Without a doubt if you could load every enemy onto the map at once and have a potion eith a high enough value without crashing it for sure would delete half the continent or more, might even touch morrowind
@@Sphendrana Dude your comment is not 100%, not 110% and no not even 200%, but a whopping 1,000,000% underrated!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Like tbh I've had a very bad week and day and nothing I've seen on FB or even this video (Sadly) made me laugh (Again sadly.... Like VERY sadly....) But your comment..... You're freaking comment bro!!!!! IT legit didn't just make me laugh on the inside, it ACTUALLY made me BUST OUT LAUGHING!!! For like a solid 30 seconds and I just have to say..... Thank you. Thank you SOOOOO much. Like you have NO idea how much I NEEDED that laughter in my life at this moment and it was JUST what the doctor ordered. Idk who you are, but I just have to say that I have love for you just from that one silly comment. Thanks again! 😄 Lol And hopefully you get like thousands of likes on that comment 🙂 Again, thank you, like it was so much needed that now I might actually be able to sleep for the first time in 4 days because my serotonin levels just shot through the roof of my skull lol
Fun fact: Though Skyrim has one of the biggest maps ever in a video game, it is not the largest. The Elder Scrolls: Arena has that honor being almost the size of Australia, taking real life months to cross from one side to another.
"Hey mage, how do you perfer killing enemies?" Asked the Brotherhood Rogue "I first paralyze them than encase them in ice so they slowly freeze to death. How about you?" Responds the Brotherhood mage "Oh, I like slipping potent poisons in peoples drinks. Avoid the potential fight all together. How do you kill things?" The Brotherhood Rogue directs towards Reanu Keeves "I drink a potion blessed by the gods made from my own hands and turn myself into a source of heat intense enough to be the core of the biggest, brighter stars ensuring everything in my vicinity turns in to something similar reverts to the dust that made it." Stated Reanu Keeves "This guy is crazy." Think the Brotherhood rogue and mage simultaneously
I would have like to have seen exactly how far the blast went. You know, just a map point of where he started, and then a map point of where he found the farthest corpse.
With a bit of math you could het a general idea of how far it would be, if the base diatance is say 10 meters you could do 10+ xxxxx% and you'd have your value
@@nickhenley1338 A good thought, but it likely wouldn't tell you the truth. Most open world games rely on draw distance affecting whether or not npcs can be interacted with. Which saves a ton of memory and processing power, and it is usually functionally indistinguishable for the player as you rarely try to kill or even interact with things beyond your visible range. However, if that is the case, and it most likely is, then you have a range cap on the spell. Although, that probably makes the spell much more powerful on pcs than consoles if you can adjust the draw distance. But what this means is that except for cracking open the game code and seeing where it draws the line, the only way to really get an idea of the range is to test it by... firing it up, then seeing how far the farthest corpse is. Good idea though!
@@robertsullivan4706 imagine him in like winterhold and being in solitude as a stormcloak guard trying to enjoy your sweet roll and you just drop from a fucking primordial nuke from the gods
The ability to learn custom spells back in the days of Morrowind, you could quite literally turn a fireball into a nuclear explosion. Having a fireball explode with an area effect on impact (any impact) that could engulf the entire city of Vivec, fun times. That being said, a spell like that would cost a couple of billion gold to learn :P
@@andrewgreeb916 Well actually the realm Nirn (Tamriel is a continent on Nirn) is in, is called Mundus. Oblivion is a separate realm that is governed and split into territories by lesser deities known as the Daedric Princes.
The Requiem mod has an illusion spell called Phantasmal Miasma that temporarily massively lowers the HP of any creature in the area who is hostile to you. Functionally speaking, it looks exactly like weak enemies simply have a heart attack as you approach them.
one thing about range in skyrim: effects are limited to the area/cell that's currently loaded. In the open world that's actually a very small area, so unless you move you won't be killing anyone with this OP flame cloak that's outside the rather limited draw distance (which is something like 100-200 meters at best)
Cloak spells are really interesting from a modding/data mining perspective. See, all spells have a Magnitude, Area, and Duration value that can be modified. Magnitude is how powerful the spell is, Area is how wide the effect is, and Duration is how long the effect lasts. But with cloak spells, the Magnitude is actually the range of the effect, basically functioning as the Area value. The actual damage comes from a linked spell within the cloak's Magic Effect. And because of how potions work, a potion that changes the Destruction Power modifier will affect the magnitude of every Magic Effect that's tagged with the Destruction Magic Skill, even spells the player can't directly cast, like the linked spell that deals the actual damage of the cloak.
Nah. It was their own fault for leaving every glitch in that didn't literally break the game (in other words, cause it to crash on first use) or "make it unfun," as TV Tropes put it. They wouldn't be crying, they'd probably be going, "Oh, he found that one, did he?! He looks like he and his beverage mates are having fun with it...!"
"why would anyone want it?" Well, it's pretty decent as a pre-battle buff to throw before entering a room with lots of dudes with pointy things, even if you're not a magician at all. Passive tick damage is underrated here, and 8 base damage PER TICK is nothing to sneeze at for most things, barring dragons who are usually heavily resistant to fire damage anyway.
Decent for fire battlemages. Drop a flame cloak, drop some fire walls under the baddies feet, damage stacks pretty quick. Fevvy does a legendary firemage build early build that I've tried.
"In my previous life I was at a loss on how to counter a nuke. In this life I finally found the answer, I had to become the nuke." - Cid Kagenou, Eminence In Shadow
I remember maybe like a year after Skyrim came out, my friend gave some draugr Dawnbreaker after he killed it, then resurrected it and it was just chasing around the others and they all kept doing that "OUAWGH" sound over and over. It was great. He easily cleared that dungeon whilst only killing like one NPC. Funniest clearing I've ever been witness to.
@@G59_07 So what type of character did you make? I made an unarmed boxing Kahjiit with heavy armor. Sort of weak, but super fun way to play! Named him Muhammad Kahjii. 🤛😼🤜
@@doctormadness4167 mine is quite basic I made just a nord with one armed weapons,shield and heavy armour and I'm still deciding if this playthrough I want to side with the stormcloakes or the imperials
I wonder if this would work on the (element) wall spells, which place a small area of damage over time? Would the aoe increase? Could you set the whole of Skyrim on fire?
I actually used Dawnbreaker a lot, when you have 100 one-handed it makes vampires and the like easy-peasy. Obviously I have learned more effecient ways of killing from your video, but that sword is special to me :D
Yeah, but Dawnbreaker is actually easily usurped by the Dawnguard rune axe. 120+ sun damage to undead with no enchantment to recharge and all you have to do is kill 120 skeletons with it after smithing it
"They say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree--I prefer the weapon you have to fire ONCE." _Reanu Keeves, probably_
@@stefanorolando6674 Technically, they're just resistant. Like... very resistant. BUT if you use mods, Ordinator or Path of Sorcery, in particular? Well. Just need a high enough level of destruction, and you can pretend that they don't have it. Because they don't, not anymore at least. To be fair, it works better with frost, though. Also, fun fact. He doesn't need to worry about them anyway, he's immune to magic.
Well the dragonborn does have 'power to rival the sun', so I guess becoming a giant fireball in the sky is cannon and therefore intended by Todd Howard.
I love doing this so much. My potions were made for only about a 2000% increase though because I love watching the health bars go down as I walk along. Sometimes they die just before they get to me and I just smile.
I like that, for all the absurdity of the lore, there's always good continuity. Spiff has talked multiple times about Reanu's amazing ability to produce deadly static pressure with his weirdly erogenous lips.
*New Skyrim Announced So Old Skyrim Must Be Destroyed...*
Boom
Aaaand everyone is dead........
Boom
please make me one of your dirty little minions senpai
That's all I've bloody got! And it's on PS3 so... No!
Alternative Title: Fallout but it’s actually Skyrim and you’re the Nuke
Brilliant
quite spot on
fallout nuclear anomyla but its skyrim
Even Carthu wants a cup of good tea.
Amazing
"...as they melt away into Oblivion."
What you did there, I see it.
だろ？
Knocked them into the older game.
E
Also, a reference that if you used the "kill" command on that huge final boss (i forgot the name) in oblivion, he will actually melt off. XD
@@CorvusVonRex Mehrunes Dagon.
This is one of the most absurd exploits and I'm glad it's now being covered. A fun fact: This will also kill any hidden dragons in city skyboxes, resulting in dragons falling dead from nowhere.
Is this the true solution to dragons? Killing them before they strike
@@andrewgreeb916 Ah yes, famous defensive first strike.
@@RuneDrageon I mean, that is what John Von Neumann (one of the mathematicians who invented game theory) said the US and its allies were both strategically and morally obligated to do with Russia immediately after WWII ended. If a two-sided nuclear war never breaks out in the future, it'll be fine, but if one does... well, he'll be metaphorically shaking his head at us in frustration from the afterlife.
The "Final Solution"
@@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea Patton agreed and said we should immediately invade and destroy Russia. He was right from a Game Theory perspective that not doing so would almost guarantee a nuclear winter….
I love that for some reason the spell also has selective targeting, so it's not just a nuke, it's a nuke that magically bends around all of your allies.
And people neutral towards you. It literally purges the world of anyone capable of thinking of opposing you.
So Reanu Keeves is an evocation wizard with sculpt spells?
UNLIMITED, POWAAAAAAAAAAA.... with fire
Thermobaric explosives just suck up all the air. If the bomb doesn't get you, the lack of O2 will.
@@MrDmitriRavenoff Soooo....
what you're saying is.....
It's breathtaking!!!!
I just imagine the mages seeing you walk back into the potion making room and they're like "Oh hell's, what now. We're still trying to unparalyze half the town!"
"That won't be a problem after the fire."
"What fire?"
I laughed way to hard to this omg
@@insaincaldo hahaha 😂
"You've killed our leader - *Twice* , Paralyzed half of the city, blasted all of us with a bolt of lightning whilst screaming 'Unlimited Power', created a flame cloak spell that has near-unlimited range and damage, and Farengar told us you have made a fork that could kill every being on Nirn 5 times over, poisons so powerful that it can kill an Elder Dragon with a single drop onto the lips, potions with a potency that would make the Daedric Princes flee, armour which makes you effectively invincible, not to count those gauntlets..." *shudder*.
"Do you want to join the college again?"
@@joshuaatherton9249 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like this series is actually just an advertisement for Arcadia's Cauldron
"Unlimited power" and all this could be yours with some ingredients from everyone's favorite punching bag... I mean seller of fine herbs.
One punch, that's all. Everything you'll ever need
Trying to draw business from the white phial where you get the high end ingredients.
I've heard the name "Reanu Keeves" so often at this point that I've legitimately forgotten it's a parody name.
Remember Robi.. I mean.. Hobin Rood?
Me too
Who?
Patt britt
Srnold Achwarzenegger
Skyrim devs: How broken can our game get?
Spiff: Yes
It just works
Andrux have done it awhile ago
Pretty damn broken! XD
Next thing we do is bring in multiple of them
and this is without mods
Spiff really just said, "Yeah I could wield a knife that yields as much heat as the sun OR I could just become the sun incarnate!"
Ariel would be proud
9:22
"It was like a thousand red dots cried out in pain, and were suddenly burnt to death"
Daedric Prince: "Very well, I shall reward you for your deeds!"
Dragonborn: "Is it stronger then my flame cloak spell that can evaporate every hostile lifeform in a radius of 10km around me?"
Daedric Prince: "I... umm... have this ring? It fortifies your speech by 10 points..."
Guess I could sell it
Always need more gold
The Wabbajack kinda is. You can turn essential NPCs into cheese, or candy. And then eat them. It is the only way of killing them without cheats or mods
@@martinkuffer5643 I actually had no idea you could do that.
Though personally, I'd just prefer if every essential NPC were set to protected instead.
Daedric artifacts in the lore are as powerful as the flame cloak
Daedric artifacts in the games are routinely made to look like chumps by the trash daggers the player creates to sell to blacksmiths for a quick buck
Reminder that Daedric Princes literally put part of their selves into those artefacts. And Spiff just tossed it off a cliff calling it useless. Meridia would've spawned in, but she knew if she tried she'd have been evaporated by the power of It Just Working.
E
"Pacifist run"
"What? I found them like this!"
Made my evening!
Haha thats the bets title pacifst but im not
"completely and utterly messed up by an intern"
I think this describes Skyrim in general to be honest.
The interns maybe arent at vault, they Most likely Had the best ideas in the Game...
I mean it describes most games tbh :D
@@thespiffingbrit hey spiff, could you do this but with firestorm, since its an aoe spell?
@@thespiffingbrit humans are lazy beings
@@thespiffingbrit how did your level change from 100 to 45?
This is the Skyrim version of the old D&D meme where, instead of exploring the dungeon, the PCs just get a bunch of Decanters of Endless Water, stop up all the entrances/exits and drown all the monsters by flooding the dungeon.
How do you get the loot from the dungeon then? Also does the rich man still want the waterlogged books and scrolls?
What if the entrance you're at is lower than half of the dungeon?
What if there's a path to the underdark in the dungeon that all the water flows into?
3rd level spell of Waterbreathing
Scrolls, yes. Books, no.
You've cleared half the dungeon.
You've found a very good reason to avoid the dungeon.
Any further questions?
It's been forever since I last heard this story/suggestion.
Thanks for reminding me of it, good laughs.
Reanu Keeves is now ready to re-enact Hiroshima on Raven Rock. That'll teach them Dark Elves to exist on an island nation within boating distance of Skyrim.
Reanu keeves sounds like the real name after all these videos
@@r.synpasterza8051 to avoid copyright bans for UA-cam
@@r.synpasterza8051 i honestly can't remember the real actors name now... he is just Reanu now.
That the Nords gave them...
@@r.synpasterza8051 fun fact: Reanu Keeves has a lesser known, almost a nobody really, brother named Keanu Reeves. He's known for being an actor in a couple movies nobody really saw.
Sucks he has to live in his superior brother's shadow.
Everyone's always arguing who launched the nukes first in Fallout. In reality, it was Reanu Keeves using 1% of his power while descending upon Tod's new perfectly-balanced creation.
Reanu keeves drank some yorkshire tea and it was so good he lost control of that one percent
oh goodness. so majestic. so.... reanu keeves. so... spiffy
Yeah let’s hope he isn’t lactose intolerant or eat/drink that gives him gas. I can only imagine the power of one of his farts after drinking a potent mixture of something with a lactose product and one of those Fortify Destruction potions. I’d have get advanced notice when he was going to be in Skyrim or the Commonwealth, Appalachia, the Capital Wasteland, or wherever else he was going to be.
One percent😅😅😅😠😠😠no that was merely 1 tenth of 1 percent of his first transformation.
I've found this perfectly balance feature myself a couple of weeks ago, in a relaxed gameplay. I was into the majestic-non-annoying-at- all Blackreach and, since I fkg hate slaughterfishes, I've decided to activate a family friendly lightning cloack... I've literally vaporized every living thing inside the Blackreach. Palpatine was amused too
So what you're telling me is that this also works for lighting cloak spell?
@Henrique L Silva it would appear so
@Henrique L. Silva It'll work with any cloak spell, since it's caused by the AOE and not which element you're using.
This is probably my favourite exploit, there's nothing quite like the terrifying cold efficiency of using a supercharged frost cloak to knock multiple dragons out of the sky. I will say using this spell makes you feel like a monster in a horror game. You just wander around an empty lifeless world, where you hear nothing but the winds of your cloak spell and the death cries of distant people and animals. Occasionally a dragon roars in the distance before crashing into the ground dead at your feet.
I've got to make that a character
The exploits in the vanilla game are what makes me annoyed at the Unofficial Patch needed to run some mods. It's what makes me regret installing mods.
@@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски just use the alchemy loop renenbeler mod
@@phoenix-hb6jx Wait... there's (another) mod that does that?! Cool, thanks!
@@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски nexusmod have some Accessories that increase Alchemy Smithing by 1000%
You could do the same with a Lightning Cloak, and with the right perk, you could disintegrate everyone too
I have an idea
Can't you do the same with the frost cloak or no
But isn't there a perk that increases fire damage even more?
*snaps fingers
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Skyrim: *you can't fast travel with enemies nearby*
Reanu Keaves:*cracks open a cold one* "How bout now?"
Coming in November: "Skyrim Anniversary Edition is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits".
Especially edition
Elder scrolls 6: 😐😐😐😐😐
Im ready for him to go fishing for 6 minutes catch one fish and suddenly be level 6002
All he will have to do is change the title on his old videos.
No one will notice
It just works
Me: Trying to be careful with my new found abilities.
Nazeem: Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't
Whiterun: *crater*
it's ot the cloud ditrict anymore, it's the nuclear mushroom district.
With great power comes great responsibility.
@@pumkin610 the responsibility to abuse it systematically.
@@TheIceThorn the warm dirt district
Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone in Whiterun die! THINK NAZEEM!
Alduin: I will end the world!
Reanu Keeves: Hey Alduin, hold my mead.
At this point, for an NPC to agro at Reanu is like trying to kill a god. Like how could you even kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Hmmm, since dragons have Aedric nature and the Dragonborn possesses the soul of a dragon (or more), it literally is trying to kill a god.
Just an unexpectedly powerful one.
Reanu welcomes them to fire and war.
All the Gods in Skyrim < Keanu
Welcome, Hadvar, to this place where destiny is made.
Intoxicating innocence nice wordplay
UA-cam, name my first-born child... That is all.
A literal nuke was dropped to cleanse Skyrim of all hostility
Falling star
dinosaur vibes
Xert, the Blood Lord of the Meteordon Armies, and Slayer of Small, Annoying Insects.
T-Reachel?
Use a rage spell with magnification to automatically make everyone aggro at the same range as the cloak
What happens after the spell is cast?
Reanu Keeves: I finally rest. And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
And obviously Akatosh comes down and beheads you for misusing the gift of the dragon blood. But eh, that's for the sequel.
@@Malkontent1003 Akatosh would die instantly once he enters the presence of the glorious Reanu Keeves.
@@Kaifen. Eh, was making an Endgame reference. But true.
brother??
"Everything is dead. Only the butterflies remain."
This was way funnier than it had any right to be.
I actually cried a single tear 👍 just not from my eye
Well, and the children.
You ever notice the wings are the wrong way around?
I'd hit the like button but ur at 666 right now... I'd hate to mess that up
@@uncontrolledvictory same I wanted to like this comment... But i feel like 666 likes is the perfect number for it
The amount of bugs is proportional to the game size/complexity. And Todd, in his greatest of minds, decides to create the largest and most complex of games in a world where Spiff exists. Thanks, Tod!
no wonder they are re-releasing skyrim, Keanu is almost out of things to entertain him in this version
Spiff: Unlimited range.
Me: I've had enemies not load in while I was standing directly next to them.
That's called an ambush.
@@RobinHoodies0 it's the ninja ambush feature
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 what do you call it when they load 100 ft in the air ABOVE you?
@@leyrua I dont know. what do you call it?
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Death from above. Theirs or mine. It's unclear until they _land._ 😆
so my brother and I did the math, Spiff's final form generates so much heat that it's roughly as hot as the core of the sun, about a quarter of ground zero of a nuclear bomb, and roughly 23 times the heat energy it takes to vaporize a human instantaneously. That boi was 26,250,000 degrees Fahrenheit, or 12,385,315 Celsius lmao
Final form? Is this DBZ?
My PS4 whilst running RDR2 can get hotter
/r/theydidthemath
@@KuueenKumi It might as well be with how powerful Reanu Keeves is…
Question is, can he beat Goku? 🤔
Well what's that in Kelvin?
Got to love how spiff made sure to show himself using the wiki for the potion recipe because who can be bothered remembering that.
It's stupid NOT to use the best resources available.
Finally, you can actually feel like a Wizard of epic status instead of just another master of the arcane.
Why shouldn't the Arch-Mage of the College Of Winterhold be able to walk into a cave and ignite all of the oxygen in it?
And with a simple clap of their hands, no less.
Such an oversight of the Archmage not to let the majestic Reanu Keeves enroll. All of the horrors we've witnessed can be directly attributed to him.
Because they haven't unlocked their stand powers yet
I miss my 100% damage reflect and spell absorb build in oblivion.....wandering around and letting my enemies kill themselves via attacking me was great
I agree. Oblivion and Morrowind will always have better magic in this situation.
You should've leveled up the lightning perks in destruction up to the one where they disintegrate when low health, then grabbed a lightning cloak from the college of Winterhold.
Encore! Encore!
But why level up, when you can get the flame cloak spell for free from the start?
It clicked in my brain about 10 seconds before Spiff explained that destruction spells being "stronger" meant the range was also boosted and I went "Noooo. There's just no way that's how it works." Just when I thought this game couldn't get more broken Spiff shatters the pieces that were left
To be fair, this is a repeat of "the fortify restoration loop breaks everything else". Fortify-Restoration is the most broken mechanic I've ever seen in a video game.
There's a mod that makes it so that, if you kill an enemy with a flame spell of significant strength, it just turns the body into a pile of ash.
I think that fits Spiff's style nicely.
Or you could use the lightning cloak and the related perk that does just that.
why do that when lightning did just fine?
But consider: Dawnbreaker looks great on a weapons plaque and glows
Get this, somehow I have 2 Dawnbreakers
@@xxscorpinautxx dupeing?
@@xxscorpinautxx if you fus roh da the stand it's on before you pick it up you can get two. Which means you can dual wield it. 😁😁
No duping. I think I picked it up before I finished the mission. That's how I got 2
@@80Day_bender Well, that's honestly the most likely scenario that occurred to have 2 in my possession then. Thanks for the info
_"We have achieved world peace"_
Terrifying
Isn't this basically the same thing A.I. says is required for world peace IRL?
Yes, also a comment Spiff has left in the Lugaluga cat video...
@@robertb5471 so long as there's more than one person remaining, there will never be world peace. If there were only two people left on the entire planet, they would eventually argue and then one would say "wait a second, you're not me!" and then he/she would kill the other.
gundam 00 style
The only downside is that some monsters are immune to fire, but the good news is that this exploit works with the frost and storm cloak spells as well, and so the fire immunity is no significant problem.
Thanos: With this gauntlet I control the fate of the universe!
Reanu Keeves: That's cute.
“All is dead only the butterflies remain.”
Proceeds to turn around at 16:16 … A challenger remains.
I have been scrolling way to long to finally find this comment XD
The leader of each camp, both stormcloak and imperial, is marked essential
I love how he turns the camera to make sure it's dead center of the compass as he finishes out the video.
Like BestClone said, unfortunately the Captain in charge of every named camp is Essential and can only be killed by console commanding them to death or removing the tag :(
@@CrazyJayThaNinja or turning them into cheese!
Since I once waited 5 hours at gamescom and had an absolutely crushed and smushed banana in my bag, yes the banana case is great. Situational but great.
I guess I need a crate for my apples for the same reason, lol
@@firstname4097 there are cases for pears and apples too. :-D
@@sebastianschlempp2367 They have a fruit bar for those two.
........
@@The_Ragequit_Cannon 😂 frl like bruh
i'm absolutely convinced that, thanks to CHIM, something like this is completely and canonically possible in TES lore
It is.
Achieving CHIM is just the canon explanation for the use of exploits and console commands, change my mind.
@@isaacwurmbrand It’s and it’s genious writing
Oh it most definitely is.
@@isaacwurmbrand Also mods
Hmm, I wonder how this would affect other AOE spells. For instance call to arms and rally could now dual buff all friendly units into unkillable gods.
I remember doing this while clearing a forsworn camp. It knocked a dragon out of the sky that was not near me at all. Potions can manipulate everything in the game. Your shouts are all governed by a school of magic, and can be exploited the same way.
Slow time is Alteration for example. That's one of my favorites, you can literally extend slow time past the shout recharge time with a sufficiently powerful store-bought alteration potion.
@@rustyjones7908 so what you're saying is that if Spiff ever decided to have Keanu Reeves use this shout, it would instead stop time for all eternity.
@@theendersmirk5851 I mean, I'm pretty sure Reanu Keeves can just do that, but theoretically yes.
That fortify magic potion that increases a spell's area of effect looks like it can make any spell OP. Can't wait to see if there are other spells like this one.
I think it's just the cloak spells.
Only cloak spells function that way.
Every other spell gains damage when magnitude increases. But for cloak spells, magnitude increases range, and then increases the damage of the spell the cloak applies.
Is there not an AOE frenzy spell?
You could use that one to aggro the world, then the firecloak to kill the world.
Oh well whatever.
@@zubbworks oh lord I need to know if that works. The only thing holding Reanu back from killing everyone is the need to manually aggro every non-hostile npc, if he can mass aggro everyone at once he could drop whole cities in seconds.
@@holyroflwaffle IK right.
You can duplicate Dawnbreaker by shooting it out of the alter with a bow before the fight starts. It puts a new one in the alter but you can pick it up off the floor again.
“He just needed to launch a Thermonuclear Weapon for peace”
Every world leader:
Peacewalker?
Ya
Thanos..
@@FrancisOfOlissipo spiff: ill do it myself
Gandhi: 👀
Spiff! I've just learned the spell "mass paralysis" and I can't wait to ruin my whole save with this exploit
It will be affected by Fortify Alteration though, which only affects duration I think.
The range is surely fixed, but those that do not resist may never wake from paralysis again. Tell us how it went anyway.
How do you get the spell
@@lightspawn4357 permanent comatosis
Update: it does not function to affect the range. Only the duration. Also they will easily resist sometimes anyway. Oh well... guess I can find another way to ruin my save file 😆
@@yobamagaming4168 Alteration Ritual Quest. Speak to Tolfdir at Winterhold once you have atleast 90 in Alteration. Can be bought from him afterwards. If there is one thing to be learned from this, Spiff could have saved himself a lot of duplicating using the paralyze spell combined with more efficient buff potions.
Sort of ironic how when you first talk to Faralda before being allowed to enter the College of Winterhold when she asks you what you hope to gain from learning magic. One of the response options you have is “I want to use fire and ice to destroy all who oppose me” or something like that. I never knew that was literally possible to this extent. If only I’d found out about this sooner, I might have played as a mage more. I knew about the Fortify Restoration exploit, the Alchemy/Enchanting loop, the item duplication glitch, and the hidden chests owned by the Khajiit caravans, but I actually learned something new here. I mean imagine using this in the siege battles of Civil War quests. Instant victory. Thanks Reanu Keaves!!!!!
10:40 I know the metaphor, but considering the range you're talking about, I wouldn't be surprised if the flame cloak in Skyrim could actually reach the map of Oblivion
Without a doubt if you could load every enemy onto the map at once and have a potion eith a high enough value without crashing it for sure would delete half the continent or more, might even touch morrowind
@@nickhenley1338 morrowind is bordering Skyrim
that's cyrodiil
@@meldembinski3274 No, he is talking about the actual Daedric dimension of Oblivion.
isn't this how oblivion got its name. from the reanu nuke. or was it the oblivion crisis
This is why elder scrolls lore is full of random shenanigans.
Spiffing Brit is secretly Sheogorath.
@@Sphendrana Dude your comment is not 100%, not 110% and no not even 200%, but a whopping 1,000,000% underrated!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Like tbh I've had a very bad week and day and nothing I've seen on FB or even this video (Sadly) made me laugh (Again sadly.... Like VERY sadly....) But your comment..... You're freaking comment bro!!!!! IT legit didn't just make me laugh on the inside, it ACTUALLY made me BUST OUT LAUGHING!!! For like a solid 30 seconds and I just have to say..... Thank you. Thank you SOOOOO much. Like you have NO idea how much I NEEDED that laughter in my life at this moment and it was JUST what the doctor ordered. Idk who you are, but I just have to say that I have love for you just from that one silly comment. Thanks again! 😄 Lol
And hopefully you get like thousands of likes on that comment 🙂 Again, thank you, like it was so much needed that now I might actually be able to sleep for the first time in 4 days because my serotonin levels just shot through the roof of my skull lol
Literally tho
@@Shiznittlebizbampop1 What
@@Shiznittlebizbampop1 You ok bro
The narration makes the entire series worth it. The OP stuff is just a bonus.
Fun fact: Though Skyrim has one of the biggest maps ever in a video game, it is not the largest. The Elder Scrolls: Arena has that honor being almost the size of Australia, taking real life months to cross from one side to another.
I mean it depends on how you specify map because technically I think elite dangerous would take multiple life times to cross
Are we talking in game or in terms of just lore.
What about No Man’s Sky?
how about minecraft
Let's just all agree we're not talking about procedurally generated/infinite maps cause yeah of course those are going to be larger.
"Hey mage, how do you perfer killing enemies?" Asked the Brotherhood Rogue
"I first paralyze them than encase them in ice so they slowly freeze to death. How about you?" Responds the Brotherhood mage
"Oh, I like slipping potent poisons in peoples drinks. Avoid the potential fight all together. How do you kill things?" The Brotherhood Rogue directs towards Reanu Keeves
"I drink a potion blessed by the gods made from my own hands and turn myself into a source of heat intense enough to be the core of the biggest, brighter stars ensuring everything in my vicinity turns in to something similar reverts to the dust that made it." Stated Reanu Keeves
"This guy is crazy." Think the Brotherhood rogue and mage simultaneously
Wonder how long dat took to type :3
Reanu Keeves promptly launches an ICBM at the two. Roll credits.
@@MakusinMeringue no
Alternate reply by Reanu Keeves "O By just existing" as he turns to a crater created buy him standing in one spot and interacting with people
I would have like to have seen exactly how far the blast went. You know, just a map point of where he started, and then a map point of where he found the farthest corpse.
With a bit of math you could het a general idea of how far it would be, if the base diatance is say 10 meters you could do 10+ xxxxx% and you'd have your value
@@nickhenley1338 A good thought, but it likely wouldn't tell you the truth. Most open world games rely on draw distance affecting whether or not npcs can be interacted with. Which saves a ton of memory and processing power, and it is usually functionally indistinguishable for the player as you rarely try to kill or even interact with things beyond your visible range. However, if that is the case, and it most likely is, then you have a range cap on the spell. Although, that probably makes the spell much more powerful on pcs than consoles if you can adjust the draw distance. But what this means is that except for cracking open the game code and seeing where it draws the line, the only way to really get an idea of the range is to test it by... firing it up, then seeing how far the farthest corpse is. Good idea though!
@@robertsullivan4706 imagine him in like winterhold and being in solitude as a stormcloak guard trying to enjoy your sweet roll and you just drop from a fucking primordial nuke from the gods
@@cryptic1961 a lot more epic than an arrow to the knee!
@@cryptic1961 not "gods", just one man.
"Reannu Keeves cant become any more powerful"
Reannu: Hold my solar flare.
Jean : that's cute
The ability to learn custom spells back in the days of Morrowind, you could quite literally turn a fireball into a nuclear explosion.
Having a fireball explode with an area effect on impact (any impact) that could engulf the entire city of Vivec, fun times.
That being said, a spell like that would cost a couple of billion gold to learn :P
And a couple billion mana to cast lol
Or one potion from Reanu Keeves 😅
Skyrim npc: "Finally some rest after so many exploits from spiff"
Spiff: "joins skyrim"
Skyrim npc: Oh no..
Spiff: So I heard something about a nuke..
Spiff joins unbeknownst to them, "Why do I hear boss music?" Questioned the npc as Spiff pops open a potion
In recreating some of these amazing Skyrim features I named my characters Wuce Brillis, but he is still only second to Reanu Keeves
"watch as they melt into oblivion"
He is so strong that he can time-travel enemies to the previous game!
Or did he mean the realm? We may never know.
@@Malkontent1003 the realm is tamriel
@@andrewgreeb916 I uh. I think you missed the joke. Oblivion isn't Tamriel.
@@andrewgreeb916 Well actually the realm Nirn (Tamriel is a continent on Nirn) is in, is called Mundus. Oblivion is a separate realm that is governed and split into territories by lesser deities known as the Daedric Princes.
@@andrewgreeb916 Tamriel isn't a realm and Oblivion isn't in Tamriel.
It's like SCP-053 where everyone that act hostile to the SCP-053 died from heart attack
The Requiem mod has an illusion spell called Phantasmal Miasma that temporarily massively lowers the HP of any creature in the area who is hostile to you. Functionally speaking, it looks exactly like weak enemies simply have a heart attack as you approach them.
Someone needs to make the spiff mod pack that ads all of his epic creations in a neat package for us
Or you just play the game?
You know, the funny thing is, that is all VANILLA. The basegame is so brocken if you know what you have to do.
mod pack? it's as easy as doing what he does in his videos
Guys, I think he wants the saved games/characters, not the items themselves.
Imagine a Spiffing Brit boss fight mod?
"Here at SpiffCo we like to make the art of killing as easy as possible." - weapons manufacturer slogan :D
one thing about range in skyrim: effects are limited to the area/cell that's currently loaded. In the open world that's actually a very small area, so unless you move you won't be killing anyone with this OP flame cloak that's outside the rather limited draw distance (which is something like 100-200 meters at best)
"I've become death, the destroyer of the world" - Reanu Keeves
not quite right but we move
Praise be to the most handsome and powerful Reeanu Kevees!
Cloak spells are really interesting from a modding/data mining perspective.
See, all spells have a Magnitude, Area, and Duration value that can be modified. Magnitude is how powerful the spell is, Area is how wide the effect is, and Duration is how long the effect lasts. But with cloak spells, the Magnitude is actually the range of the effect, basically functioning as the Area value. The actual damage comes from a linked spell within the cloak's Magic Effect.
And because of how potions work, a potion that changes the Destruction Power modifier will affect the magnitude of every Magic Effect that's tagged with the Destruction Magic Skill, even spells the player can't directly cast, like the linked spell that deals the actual damage of the cloak.
I’d be quite surprised if you couldn’t beat skyrim if you were a literal nuke
But at what cost...
@@thespiffingbrit deleting your own channel?
At the point the only real challenge is are there any ways you can't beat skyrim that don't require mods.
@@thespiffingbrit well, considering how expensive nukes are, probably a lot
Now this is power leveling.
Do you ever get the feeling that everytime The Brit puts up a Skyrim video, the devs of Skyrim start to cry.
I think at this point it's more a dead-eyed sigh of resignation.
Crying all the way to the bank after managing to releasing Skyrim for the 100th time
Don’t worry, Todd can smear the tears away with a few of the many, many used dollar bills this game have him access to.
Nah. It was their own fault for leaving every glitch in that didn't literally break the game (in other words, cause it to crash on first use) or "make it unfun," as TV Tropes put it. They wouldn't be crying, they'd probably be going, "Oh, he found that one, did he?! He looks like he and his beverage mates are having fun with it...!"
@@joshuaclaassen9325: At this point, I'm wondering which is glitchier, Skyrim or GoatSim? And which of those is _intentionally_ glitchier?
You became less of a Nuke, and more of an Oven.
When you spawned into the air, my first thought was "Can you technically hit enemies that are on the overworld map from here?"
So the flame cloak nuke strat in game.
Tod Howard: "It just works"
Flawless
"why would anyone want it?" Well, it's pretty decent as a pre-battle buff to throw before entering a room with lots of dudes with pointy things, even if you're not a magician at all. Passive tick damage is underrated here, and 8 base damage PER TICK is nothing to sneeze at for most things, barring dragons who are usually heavily resistant to fire damage anyway.
Also, with some survival mods running, it warms you (duh), so you wont freeze to death while jumping over icebergs naked.
Decent for fire battlemages. Drop a flame cloak, drop some fire walls under the baddies feet, damage stacks pretty quick. Fevvy does a legendary firemage build early build that I've tried.
Can't wait to try this and more in the Skyrim: Anniversary Edition w/500+ Creation Club Elements
Same. I'm looking forward to how broken Spiff makes fishing.
"In my previous life I was at a loss on how to counter a nuke. In this life I finally found the answer, I had to become the nuke."
- Cid Kagenou, Eminence In Shadow
You have excellent taste
Some guard: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!
Reanu Keeves: ...and I took that personally.
I remember maybe like a year after Skyrim came out, my friend gave some draugr Dawnbreaker after he killed it, then resurrected it and it was just chasing around the others and they all kept doing that "OUAWGH" sound over and over. It was great. He easily cleared that dungeon whilst only killing like one NPC. Funniest clearing I've ever been witness to.
Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today...
@@drakebloodknight7981 The same thing we do every night, Pinky
Try to take over the world
Up next: Watch helplessly as Reanu Keeves solos all of fiction
After dual casting the cloak spell, hold another dual casting afterward. It increases the damage and range of the first cloak.
"This is a dual cast cloak spell"
"Dear god"
"There is more"
"No"
I just started playing skyrim again and you upload this? This is actually the perfect time to make a cup of tea
Same, replaying after 5 years on the Switch version.
Then spiff just so happens to release a skyrim video.
"Truly perfect ladies and gentleman."
@@doctormadness4167 same I haven't played for years
@@G59_07 So what type of character did you make?
I made an unarmed boxing Kahjiit with heavy armor. Sort of weak, but super fun way to play!
Named him Muhammad Kahjii. 🤛😼🤜
@@doctormadness4167 mine is quite basic I made just a nord with one armed weapons,shield and heavy armour and I'm still deciding if this playthrough I want to side with the stormcloakes or the imperials
@@doctormadness4167 hi me again I just got that blades armour thing 😎
I wonder if this would work on the (element) wall spells, which place a small area of damage over time?
Would the aoe increase? Could you set the whole of Skyrim on fire?
Do it yourself
I actually used Dawnbreaker a lot, when you have 100 one-handed it makes vampires and the like easy-peasy. Obviously I have learned more effecient ways of killing from your video, but that sword is special to me :D
Yeah, but Dawnbreaker is actually easily usurped by the Dawnguard rune axe. 120+ sun damage to undead with no enchantment to recharge and all you have to do is kill 120 skeletons with it after smithing it
We need a new character when the new edition of skyrim comes out in november, somebody like Hodd Toward
Reanu keeves will escape into the real world if he does not go into the next skyrim game
I love how genuinely excited you sound throughout the video.
"They say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree--I prefer the weapon you have to fire ONCE."
_Reanu Keeves, probably_
“And that, children, is why Fire Atronachs are my nemesis”.
I'm pretty sure even the Flame Atronach would burn up from this. XD
@@mikedanielespeja6128 Immune ;)
@@stefanorolando6674 You just need a cloak of another element
@@stefanorolando6674 Technically, they're just resistant. Like... very resistant. BUT if you use mods, Ordinator or Path of Sorcery, in particular? Well. Just need a high enough level of destruction, and you can pretend that they don't have it. Because they don't, not anymore at least. To be fair, it works better with frost, though.
Also, fun fact. He doesn't need to worry about them anyway, he's immune to magic.
@@Malkontent1003 100% resistant to fire and 33% weak to frost ;)
Well the dragonborn does have 'power to rival the sun', so I guess becoming a giant fireball in the sky is cannon and therefore intended by Todd Howard.
I love doing this so much. My potions were made for only about a 2000% increase though because I love watching the health bars go down as I walk along. Sometimes they die just before they get to me and I just smile.
"all it took was a nuclear bomb to make peace"
sounds very american to me
Sounds Indian to me.
When you think Skyrim has nothing left to offer…
I like that, for all the absurdity of the lore, there's always good continuity. Spiff has talked multiple times about Reanu's amazing ability to produce deadly static pressure with his weirdly erogenous lips.
Spiff: Can you beat Skyrim with Nukes?
Me: I would imagine you can
I would hope you can. 😂
I'd suspect you could beat most things with one.
Nothing better to do on a Sunday than to watch a Todd Howard approved video! Thank you Spiff!
I’ve seen these videos so many times I forgot Keanu Reeves actually existed and subconsciously replaced him with Reanu Keeves
Reanu keeves: *EXISTS*
Literally anyone but reanu keeves: why do I hear boss music?
“That spell looks dangerous. Keep your distance.”