That is Mittens real power, psychological warfare. I am so cute, oops, I accidentally took you rook instead of the pawn, meow, sorry. Look a free queen, I will take the unprotected bishop instead, hehehehehe.
yea like it would've been much more logical for him to just say "why the hell would i play a match against something that would ruthlessly steamroll me cause i'm only human". Like yea Magnus is for sure the best chess player humans know of, but the truth is that bots in these years are so good that nobody can even get close to beating one. Like the most recent version of stockfish would crush Magnus not cause he's a bad player, he's just too human.
Not everyone has the same views, there's probably many people who appreciate having the bot to use for things like in this very video, and it makes him money so..
I'm not gonna lie, I never knew Magnus could write poems capable of competing with Shakespeare about how chess bots are goofy and he won't play against them
Magnus: "Mittens is a soulless machine, I refuse to play against it." Levi "so anyway, I turned Magnus into a soulless machine so he could play against it."
Levy bot vs Levy Bot! I dare you. I know you are on there. Oddly Andrea is but not Alex yet Andrea is clearly in pursuit of perfecting the London since it is simple enough to do so.
@@Foluszek Nah, it's nowhere near #1. Most decent engines run around Mittens like they do Martin. Not to mention there are humans who can actually draw or even beat it.
Just today I hung my queen(I forked his queen and king when both queens were undefended) then they moved their king and I did not see I could take his queen 💀
It just takes 1 blunder. I am getting better at end games which helps with puzzles but not with some daily puzzles. Once solved click on analyze and you could be up by 4 points and still take 40 moves to win.
U know chess has really changed when a human watches a computer evaluate a match between a cat and a magnus bot while we take 25 Mins of dopamine hits watching absurd moves
I like to think of these bot games as challengers in the colosseum with levy as the announcer and stockfish as the emperor watching and judging the match
4:18 there's no real reason to worry aside the costs, the lasic is both hard to mess up and the equiptment is easy to use. It was discovered by taking the lenses out with your bare hands and using a grinding stone or a whittling knife to push the lens down into a good position, which are extremely rudimentary tools and yet it's still possible to do it with them. The machinery today is precise enough that you can use it to cut letters into a single strand of hair.
Magnus: Playing against a soulless bot deprives chess of meaning. Also Magnus: Now, let's see what the engine says about this opening line... Bobby Fischer rolling over in his grave.
I love the fact that Gotham is so considerate towards cats, cause he’s milking these bots so much that he must at least give the milk to mittens as a salary
Wrong. It's true that mittens is Martin's cat but it's power comes from watching Martin's children beat him over and over every night and in turn, Martin took his rage out on Mittens and mercilessly "beat' her every night and mittens knew the only way out of this nightmarish scenario was to master chess and destroy her opponents as bad as Martin destroyed her.
Nah, judging from what I've seen after watching all of his last streams in full, and based on past interviews and tweets, Magnus just low key despises some of the newer influx of casual players and the content creators that "lower themselves to that level" in order to cater to them. He's likely trained and smart enough to not take a public "gatekeeping" stance, especially since he saw what happened to the figures that did that in ~2020 and maybe "despises" is too powerful of a word, but it's obvious he's feeling defensive of his game/craft, and looks at it as if all these new people came and are dragging his game through the mud. His behaviour/natural reaction is considered pretty normal for people in his position. Therefore him not playing Mittens has nothing to do with the bot, it's more about sending a message: "Hey, I don't like what you people are doing." I only had a minor in psychology so take it with a grain of salt.
@@marfra149 not really mittens is an adaptive bot so it played like 2800 with Hikaru if it plays at its potential which is 3200 it seems it can easily beat magnus or magnus draws idk
Allow me to translate Magnus for you. "Mittens kicked the crap out of me on the shitter and I refuse to let that happen for everyone else's enjoyment."
I have been following your channel for less than a month, and I had no idea the world of chess was this amazing, my whole life I thought I was good at chess because I would beat everyone in middle school, recently I decided why not play some chess, and I cant' even get to ranks 700, I thought I was pretty good but next to actual people who play chess Im nothing, I hope to be good one day, learning a lot from your videos
We all get an ego drop when starting the game. Don't worry you'll get there with enough passion and dedication. It's a beautiful game and a very fun community as long as you're not with the chess elitists.
In your case, it's probably that you haven't played chess in a long time, so you got very rusty. Same case with me way back, used to be the best player in high school and beat everyone. But then I stopped playing for 2 years because people at school made fun of me for being good at chess, and when I came back, I lost to someone that I used to consistently beat 100% before. I couldn't even see things I used to see back then, and made very bad blunders when I came back after 2 years of not playing. I've been going back to chess recently, but not playing against other players yet... just training myself on things I used to grasp 10 years ago before doing that.
It's not that we're bored of Mittens, it's we're not bored of the life you bring the stories of the chess games that mittens (and everyone else) plays. We'll keep clicking xD
I have come from four days in the future. Why did no one warn us if the impending, world shaking AI clash between Mittens and M3gan? Scaredy Cat. Then Grumpy Cat. Finally Catspurrov. We didn't see it coming before it was too late.
You make chess battles 10 times more enjoyable just by commenting them and that's why imo you deserve the 2 milions subs that you have. Great job Gotham keep up with the content ❤
And it seems to have exposed Mittens' carefree attitude towards pawns, and scores... Although TBF it takes a whole lot to be able to leverage those against it.
Magnus: I refuse to play a bot, because it's disrespecting this game, which is all about the tension, the surprise, the despair, the mind under stress and the appreciation of the capacities of the human brain facing great stakes. Levy, milking Mittens for content: W.. Wat ?
Lasik was grear, super fast super painless, they give you valium for the nerves. The sketchiest part that no one really warns you about though is you can literally smell the burning eyeball flesh from the laser.
my mom actually got lasik a few years back. hasn't worn glasses since, even though they recommend reading glasses she says she still sees better without them
I am a Martin-level player, but at 19:00 isn't the black pawn at c3 free for white to capture by its queen, I don't see any way black can punish that pawn capture
LASIK surgery can be uncomfortable, but uncomfortable for a different reason than you may think. Depending on which type of surgery you get, it can be a bit different. My experience was a bladeless LASIK surgery where the laser creates a small flap on your cornea. This whole process is painless simply because of the numbing eyedrops they place in your eye which makes you feel basically nothing. They could press their finger into your eye and you would feel almost nothing. The uncomfortable part is the way they keep your eye open with the clamps. Perhaps this is something that is uncommon and I simply got unlucky, but that was the most painful. It's less about the laser or any of the actual surgery, but more about how they keep your eye open. They usually give you a light form of Xanax to help you calm down and the surgeon I visited keeps you quite comfortable during the whole process. I would fully recommend! Afterwards, you have to upkeep your eyes by taking various eyedrops. Some sting, some are soothing. In my case, it was a little overwhelming. Though, this only lasts for a few months if I remember correctly. The only drops after the few months period you have to take are hydrating drops to keep your eyes from going dry (Trust me, you'll want them). You'll notice quickly the improvements in your eyes. Depending on your vision type, if you have any sort of astigmatism, it may not give you the best results (hence not 20/20 perfect). They will check on your eyes with appointments (For me it was 1 week, 2 weeks, 1 month, 6 months, 1 year). It is a lot work for sure, and it isn't very cheap, but you only get one set of eyes! Not having to wear my glasses after 16+ years was very relieving! 😁(Especially after masks fogging them up lol)
I bumped into Hans Niemann at the supermarket the other day and asked him if he would ever play the Mittens chess bot. He revealed to me that he never practices with chess bots but prefers using other devices to improve his games.
4:18 I got laser eye surgery... I can't recommend it enough, I was legally blind, and now I have 20/20 vision....all from sitting in a chair and looking at a laser for like 20 seconds... It's incredible. (I got PRK, it seems like the healing process is longer with that procedure, my first couple days were very rough, it was like sand was in my eyes at all times. After about 2 days I could function and by 4 days I was basically perfect.... it was intense, but so unbelievably worth it....)
Magnus: "I won't play mittens, it's just a soulless commercial grab"
Gotham: "fine, I'll make you do it myself."
NOONECARES BITCH lol
lol
@Goofy ahh goofy ahh indeed
It's not even the potato one?
"I will just make you soulless commercial bot"
Magnus spent hours thinking of a sufficient excuse not to lose against a kitten
W
Lol
That is Mittens real power, psychological warfare. I am so cute, oops, I accidentally took you rook instead of the pawn, meow, sorry. Look a free queen, I will take the unprotected bishop instead, hehehehehe.
@@toriless lmao
yea like it would've been much more logical for him to just say "why the hell would i play a match against something that would ruthlessly steamroll me cause i'm only human". Like yea Magnus is for sure the best chess player humans know of, but the truth is that bots in these years are so good that nobody can even get close to beating one. Like the most recent version of stockfish would crush Magnus not cause he's a bad player, he's just too human.
Magnus: Playing against a soulless bot deprives chess of meaning
Also Magnus: has an official bot-self which he charges people to play against
Business is Business
Not everyone has the same views, there's probably many people who appreciate having the bot to use for things like in this very video, and it makes him money so..
Magnus: I was a business man I was making deals
Those things are not mutually exclusive
Bot speaks for itself
Magnus: I will not play against a faceless, soulless machine
Mittens: The chess meows for itself
I think mittens is an ordinary people but love to play chess..and having friend to grandmasters..
hehehe, Magnus fears me, I am to cute for him, all crumble before me, hehehe
Is that a Niemann reference?
I heard that Mittens likes to play the "Cat"alin opening.
@@teddymagcawas1332 I had a stroke understanding your comment.
Magnus: Explains in depth why he won't play against mittens
Levy: Oh no, anyway
The Dacia sandero-it’s been delayed!
I'm not gonna lie, I never knew Magnus could write poems capable of competing with Shakespeare about how chess bots are goofy and he won't play against them
Just followed his Twitch channel right now.
It's because he's scared of cats. Or bots
chess players must take multiple years of theater and slam poetry before they can be eligible for GM title.
Would be funny if he made chat gpt write it
E
I love it when gothem said it's chessing time, and magnused all over the place without letting the levy speaks for himself
Avg drut fan
NOONE CARES BITCH
Here before this blows up 😂
BITCH NOONE CARES ABOUT UR LIFE STOTIES MF
Bro what is this comment
Magnus writing a poem to dodge saying "That cat is fucking terrifying oh god help"
XD
I mean, Hikaru managed to draw mittens so Magnus could probably win
The comments he made on a stream were actually a lot more along those lines. Magnus could beat mittens, though.
Hikaru Win so Magnus win too
Amen. 😻
"It was literally like the world was ending, and the last two robots alive were fighting for evil and good"
- Levi, describing a game of chess in 2023
I love how levy commentates chess like its a combination of the super bowl and world war 3
Magnus: "Mittens is a soulless machine, I refuse to play against it."
Levi "so anyway, I turned Magnus into a soulless machine so he could play against it."
Levy bot vs Levy Bot! I dare you. I know you are on there. Oddly Andrea is but not Alex yet Andrea is clearly in pursuit of perfecting the London since it is simple enough to do so.
@@SamuelChen-i9o It's a meme bruh
The fact that Levy said 'Milking the existence of Magnus Carlsen' and not just ' milking Magnus Carlsen' 💀
Ayo!
😳
📸
it was a good choice
I do not want to see magnus carlsen getting milked, thanks.
The first time I saw mittens's rating, I played it because I wanted to see just how bad a 1 rating is. I was shook.
Been there mate 😭
It's not rating. It's his RANK!
@@user-kl9dd7xo2qbecause it’s a bot
Maybe Mittens just plays so bad, that it plays good.
@@Foluszek Nah, it's nowhere near #1. Most decent engines run around Mittens like they do Martin. Not to mention there are humans who can actually draw or even beat it.
“No one comes back from three pawns down”
Levy, let me take you to the magical place of 800 where queens are being blundered left and right
Yeah, three pawns down is nothing.
3000 elo and 800 elo are the same
Just today I hung my queen(I forked his queen and king when both queens were undefended) then they moved their king and I did not see I could take his queen 💀
@@ughur3026 bro…. That’s the most real thing I’ve ever read
@@ughur3026 you mean hung not hanged
"Nobody comes back from three pawns"
Literally everyone featured in How to Lose in Chess: Allow us to reintroduce ourselves
Magnus Bot just restored humanity with a draw against a kitten
hikaru already had a draw
A bot restored humanity from a bot
Meow. I trained Magnus well but didn't expect him to draw with me.
Magnus, I'll get you next time hehehehe
@@chess_org I beat you…. on assisted mode
Meanwhile Hikaru(not his bot): I am not very impressed with the technique here.
Stockfish is the epitome of a Hater lol. No matter how crazy a position gets, it's always sitting there saying, "Nah chief, this a draw"
He just sees what us mortals dont
smash
It just takes 1 blunder. I am getting better at end games which helps with puzzles but not with some daily puzzles. Once solved click on analyze and you could be up by 4 points and still take 40 moves to win.
U know chess has really changed when a human watches a computer evaluate a match between a cat and a magnus bot while we take 25 Mins of dopamine hits watching absurd moves
I love that we're now at the point of 2 AI Oponents with an AI judging their playing style
Both are tools
k@@user-db2uj9vc7s
I just want to say Gotham has really helped me with his content. Watching daily has made me go from 1700 elo to 950, thank you for everything you do!
1700 to 950? What?
@@darkmatter1289 sarcasm?
Wow, thats fantastic! He also has helped me getting from 1200 to 1000. I'm, like, so happy😊
@Robert Hansen keep grinding mate ,300 elo is super difficult but somehow achievable
@@bluedoggo483 what you mean
Magnus publicly: “it would diminish the game I hold so dear for me to play this bot.”
Magnus privately: “That cat scares the shit out of me.”
"I fear no man... but that... thing..... it scares me..."
@@JRockJam that kitten
@@pierrotzzz mitten is alien
I love the fact that Gotham just straights up says "And not only is a video milking Mittens"
Gotham is so funny
I would love to milk that cat myself 😋
His name is Levy not gotham
@@omkarkale4876 It's Levi not Levy bozo!
@@TaongaIfikaBate it’s Levy. Literally all it took was a Google search.
@@omkarkale4876 thats his UA-camR USERname
Still waiting for Levy to say, "And then Magnus Bot sacrifices *THE ROOOOOK!!!!"* 🤣😭
And then proceed to Levy all over Gotham
@@yesno7889 I want levy to Gotham all over me 😩
@@bigbuffoilymen the waffle house has found its new host
@@tnalpehtegas I’m going to host your nightmares
@@bigbuffoilymen 😆😆😆😆😆
I like to think of these bot games as challengers in the colosseum with levy as the announcer and stockfish as the emperor watching and judging the match
Hikaru did video where Mittens was the judge not the fish.
Yo, thats some dystopian scenario for a film that i'd definitely watch!
bro said "I won't play Mittens" in the fanciest way possible
Me: "Wow, he's really milking this Mittens bot." Levy: "Yes, I'm milking the Mittens bot."
🤨📸
AYO
To feed his kitten bots, otherwise he needs to get formulae
stockfish is like the older brother eating popcorn and watching every move.
4:18 there's no real reason to worry aside the costs, the lasic is both hard to mess up and the equiptment is easy to use. It was discovered by taking the lenses out with your bare hands and using a grinding stone or a whittling knife to push the lens down into a good position, which are extremely rudimentary tools and yet it's still possible to do it with them. The machinery today is precise enough that you can use it to cut letters into a single strand of hair.
Magnus: Playing against a soulless bot deprives chess of meaning.
Also Magnus: Now, let's see what the engine says about this opening line...
Bobby Fischer rolling over in his grave.
0:47 Or: i dont wont to get stomped by a cat
On one side there's the bot of the strongest, most relevant, and beautiful chess player...
On the other side there's the Magnus bot
but whats mittens based off of
edit: fuck off
@@youraveragerobloxkid Mittens
@goofyyah Get lost spammer
@@youraveragerobloxkid El Gato
@@professionalidiot4987 Die Katze 🇩🇪
"Is this milking mittens for more content?"
**"YES"**
this is why i love levy's content
0:37 quick summary of the letter: “mittens scares the living sh*t out of me, i don’t want to get humiliated by a cat with 1 elo”
But can you blame him? That demon is scary af
I agree. I came to life to scare and humilliate you, humans. I mean meow 😸 hehehe.
@@user-zx1zw4dl6n yeah absolutely
@@MittensOfficial You fool. Stockfish exist.
Making fun of the papi of chess will not be tolerated
1:22 "the most sophisticated version of Magnus"
"Faceless". Says the man who will play online only. What a poetic way to say "I'm afraid of cheaters and bots because I don't like to lose"
Levy milked this content so much that he can feed mittens for six years
he can feed it till it dies
But levy milked mittens itself for the milk… could it be? The worlds very first perpetual motion machine?
@@yesno7889lol
Goated comment
@@yesno7889 that's sus
I love the fact that Gotham is so considerate towards cats, cause he’s milking these bots so much that he must at least give the milk to mittens as a salary
Mittens is Martin's cat that stole his power and is now a god-like being.
Makes sense since Magnus started losing against hikaru and he also lost against a normal human so his cat stole his power
Meow. I trained Magnus well but didn't expect him to draw with me.
Magnus, I'll get you next time hehehehe
@@chess_org MITTENS WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD
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Wrong. It's true that mittens is Martin's cat but it's power comes from watching Martin's children beat him over and over every night and in turn, Martin took his rage out on Mittens and mercilessly "beat' her every night and mittens knew the only way out of this nightmarish scenario was to master chess and destroy her opponents as bad as Martin destroyed her.
I love how he stops mid explanation and cleaned her glasses and talks about how being with glasses is hard and talks about his thoughts on eye surgery
The fact that those 2 insane bots didn't see the win that the even more insane bot saw is scary
Magnus is genuinely scared of Mittens
Pfff dont be stupid,Hikaru makes a draw with mittens,so Magnus will win whit white and black pieces
Sure thing he is. hehehe 😹
Nah, judging from what I've seen after watching all of his last streams in full, and based on past interviews and tweets, Magnus just low key despises some of the newer influx of casual players and the content creators that "lower themselves to that level" in order to cater to them. He's likely trained and smart enough to not take a public "gatekeeping" stance, especially since he saw what happened to the figures that did that in ~2020 and maybe "despises" is too powerful of a word, but it's obvious he's feeling defensive of his game/craft, and looks at it as if all these new people came and are dragging his game through the mud. His behaviour/natural reaction is considered pretty normal for people in his position.
Therefore him not playing Mittens has nothing to do with the bot, it's more about sending a message: "Hey, I don't like what you people are doing."
I only had a minor in psychology so take it with a grain of salt.
@@MittensOfficial aw shit
@@marfra149 not really mittens is an adaptive bot so it played like 2800 with Hikaru if it plays at its potential which is 3200 it seems it can easily beat magnus or magnus draws idk
So Magnus was afraid to lose 💀
Lol
0:11
at least he is honest
That was totally great, King and pawn verses King and Levi says, without skipping a beat, "and it takes a hundred and ten moves" hahaha.
stockfish going "this is my offspring??" is totally accurate
In other words , Magnus is saying no to being "Deep Blue'd" by Mittens
Allow me to translate Magnus for you. "Mittens kicked the crap out of me on the shitter and I refuse to let that happen for everyone else's enjoyment."
What a moronic message from him lmao
I have been following your channel for less than a month, and I had no idea the world of chess was this amazing, my whole life I thought I was good at chess because I would beat everyone in middle school, recently I decided why not play some chess, and I cant' even get to ranks 700, I thought I was pretty good but next to actual people who play chess Im nothing, I hope to be good one day, learning a lot from your videos
dont compare yourself to others 💯
We all get an ego drop when starting the game. Don't worry you'll get there with enough passion and dedication. It's a beautiful game and a very fun community as long as you're not with the chess elitists.
700 is poor 1500 is good
@@jamesfinch9642 of course brother, Im just saying I had no idea how good chess players actually are 🤔
In your case, it's probably that you haven't played chess in a long time, so you got very rusty. Same case with me way back, used to be the best player in high school and beat everyone. But then I stopped playing for 2 years because people at school made fun of me for being good at chess, and when I came back, I lost to someone that I used to consistently beat 100% before.
I couldn't even see things I used to see back then, and made very bad blunders when I came back after 2 years of not playing.
I've been going back to chess recently, but not playing against other players yet... just training myself on things I used to grasp 10 years ago before doing that.
Magnus: doesn’t play against mittens bot
Levi: I put his brain inside the robot
21:37 I would push the h pawn so if black chases you get significantly closer to the black pawn and your pawn to try and sneak through
I would love to see Mittens vs Martin with extra queens
"is this a video milking mittens for views?
yes."
honesty is the best policy
3:22 that voice crack tho😂😂😂
Deep down we all know why he doesn't wanna play mittens ..
Yeah.... because he only challenges stockfish. Mittens isn't at that level
@manuelbonelli3690 stockfish is superior to any human and that is not up for debate lol
Mittens: You're weak
Magnus Bot: I'm you
"you get your Жигули, you get your Адидас"
At this time, I would rather take a Lada Granta, and Nike
It's not that we're bored of Mittens, it's we're not bored of the life you bring the stories of the chess games that mittens (and everyone else) plays. We'll keep clicking xD
0:23 thank you for saying The Existence Of. Wouldn't have been the same sentence
Magnus was just afraid to lose against my mighty paws! Anyway meow meow 😸 hehehe.
Эта связка - мой личный секрет успеха, и я не могу не рассказать об этом всем!
"It's not my elo , it's my position" - Mitten The Fucking Kitten
That thumbnail of robot Magnus looks like Matt Damon with learning difficulties
For the first time on this channel, Levi didn’t stare at the camera for the first 2 seconds
Let’s be real Magnus is the reason stockfish got to 4000 elo
You're squeezing mittens dry for content. I love it keep going.
hikaru should just dress up as mittens and go against magnus for the memes
I have come from four days in the future. Why did no one warn us if the impending, world shaking AI clash between Mittens and M3gan? Scaredy Cat. Then Grumpy Cat. Finally Catspurrov. We didn't see it coming before it was too late.
You make chess battles 10 times more enjoyable just by commenting them and that's why imo you deserve the 2 milions subs that you have. Great job Gotham keep up with the content ❤
I think the same! He is very energitic and analytic!
Bot: Moves piece
Levy: 😱
He found a way to Pull Magnus into this. Genius, Only levy.
Stocksfish at the back with a cigarette 😂😂it's equaaal😂😂😂😂
1:30, "I have no idea what to expect" "These two played two games with combined 250 moves"
Magnus bot saved humanity with a beautiful draw
Magnus bot*
And it seems to have exposed Mittens' carefree attitude towards pawns, and scores... Although TBF it takes a whole lot to be able to leverage those against it.
0:27 stockfish be like: "Levy only compares kings and not a king and a god"
Magnus: I refuse to play a bot, because it's disrespecting this game, which is all about the tension, the surprise, the despair, the mind under stress and the appreciation of the capacities of the human brain facing great stakes.
Levy, milking Mittens for content: W.. Wat ?
17:00
Stockfish is like:
"Oh, it's even"
why?
"Nah, it's even bro, don't even worry about it!"
source?
"Just trust me, bro..."
So, in conclusion, Stockfish remains the god of chess because Stockfish found moves that Magnusbot and even Mittens didnt find
2:08 what the hell, Levy? How do pronounce Жигули and Адидас so perfectly?🤯
He's Russian, actually 😅
Lasik was grear, super fast super painless, they give you valium for the nerves. The sketchiest part that no one really warns you about though is you can literally smell the burning eyeball flesh from the laser.
All I'm saying is that I have never seen Mittens and Magnus in the same room.
That is a very long-winded way of saying... I don't want to be embarrassed by a computer.
LASIK was the best thing I’ve ever done. I suggest at least looking into it.
Magnus: i will not play mittens
Levy:So anyway today Magnus will play vs mittens
This is such a hilarious slap in the face to magnus, incredible
Magnus, the creator of "Play Magnus": "I won't play Mittens, it's just a soulless commercial grab"
Magnus Carlson: gives reason to not play against mittens
My 200 elo ass: sounds like a skill issue to me
my mom actually got lasik a few years back. hasn't worn glasses since, even though they recommend reading glasses she says she still sees better without them
I love when magnus said its magnus time and magnused all over those guys
I like that magnussy
I wonder if Magnus has actually sat down and tried to beat cat bot
He doesn't want to say that he lost 😉😂💀 (ofc I'm joking)
0:40 Nobody gonna talk about how ironic it was that Magnus used a bot to make that statement? 💀
it’s not ironic though?? he never said he’s against all forms of bots, just that playing chess bots defeats the purpose of the game for him
I am a Martin-level player, but at 19:00 isn't the black pawn at c3 free for white to capture by its queen, I don't see any way black can punish that pawn capture
That is one elaborate answer for not dueling the kitten of your chess nightmares...
Mittens is becoming the new UA-cam meta and I'm here for it
I agree
Gotham -
"I gotta milk Mittens as much as i can because my most recent videos about Mittens gotten over a millions views!"
I think the mittens and magnus bots are pretty rad. This is fun Gothamchess
Why does Magnus looks like the Terminator on the Thumbnail
thats what im sayung bruv
"i am also milking the existence of magnus" well saved
LASIK surgery can be uncomfortable, but uncomfortable for a different reason than you may think. Depending on which type of surgery you get, it can be a bit different. My experience was a bladeless LASIK surgery where the laser creates a small flap on your cornea. This whole process is painless simply because of the numbing eyedrops they place in your eye which makes you feel basically nothing. They could press their finger into your eye and you would feel almost nothing. The uncomfortable part is the way they keep your eye open with the clamps. Perhaps this is something that is uncommon and I simply got unlucky, but that was the most painful. It's less about the laser or any of the actual surgery, but more about how they keep your eye open. They usually give you a light form of Xanax to help you calm down and the surgeon I visited keeps you quite comfortable during the whole process. I would fully recommend!
Afterwards, you have to upkeep your eyes by taking various eyedrops. Some sting, some are soothing. In my case, it was a little overwhelming. Though, this only lasts for a few months if I remember correctly. The only drops after the few months period you have to take are hydrating drops to keep your eyes from going dry (Trust me, you'll want them). You'll notice quickly the improvements in your eyes. Depending on your vision type, if you have any sort of astigmatism, it may not give you the best results (hence not 20/20 perfect). They will check on your eyes with appointments (For me it was 1 week, 2 weeks, 1 month, 6 months, 1 year). It is a lot work for sure, and it isn't very cheap, but you only get one set of eyes! Not having to wear my glasses after 16+ years was very relieving! 😁(Especially after masks fogging them up lol)
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By the way what was your prescription before having Lasik surgery? And at what age did you have the surgery
I love how a 1 rating bot has given levy so much content.
It’s not the rating… it’s the rank lmao (Jk)
I bumped into Hans Niemann at the supermarket the other day and asked him if he would ever play the Mittens chess bot. He revealed to me that he never practices with chess bots but prefers using other devices to improve his games.
And then everybody clapped
You’d be surprised who you meet at the cucumber section of your local grocery.
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4:18 I got laser eye surgery... I can't recommend it enough, I was legally blind, and now I have 20/20 vision....all from sitting in a chair and looking at a laser for like 20 seconds...
It's incredible. (I got PRK, it seems like the healing process is longer with that procedure, my first couple days were very rough, it was like sand was in my eyes at all times. After about 2 days I could function and by 4 days I was basically perfect.... it was intense, but so unbelievably worth it....)
Kinda weird how Levy wants to milk a cat so badly. His mother must not have breastfed him. LMAO