I love you for saying this. Years I have tested this saying on many many people within my age group (33) and yet so many have let me down. It's good to know someone out there holds this dear as well.
'This is the brain activity of a 14 year old.' 'This is the brain activity of a 14 year old... after smoking marijuana...' Wait so they gave a 14 year old weed? 😳
Okay, no joke? I had the Mickey Mouse player and would listen to my read-along tapes that I had for some of my TMNT comics in that thing. The tapes didn't always work too well, but damnit, if Mickey didn't try his best.
I can't see an Orville Reddenbacher ad without flashing back on the MST3K sketch where Crow is playing Orville, threatening his son (Tom Servo) with being cut from his will, selling dysfunctional popcorn. Just do a search for it, it's hilarious.
Yo, Holy shit!!! Around 11:30 in the pepsi ad, that bloodhound was my moms as a kid, It's name was dixie. Apparently it was in a few pepsi commercials. Hate to be insensitive and keep calling Dixie "it" considering my grandpa tied it to a tree that ended up getting struck by lightning. Sounds like i'm bullshittin but ay, i aint lyin lmao
57:51 So…the subtext of this television commercial here is that a medical study of the immediate effects of THC on the adolescent brain was conducted in which the electrical impulses of an unaltered child’s brain were recorded via some sort of EEG device. Then, mid-reading, the child was instructed to ingest THC via smoking marijuana. The subsequent readings were compared to the previous and it was determined that effects were detrimental in some way. Someone, for a legitimate medical study, handed a child that was hooked up to some sort of device a joint and instructed them to inhale. That’s fucking dumb as hell.
Cao ragazzi! Actually the portions in Italy are massive & meals are an event with 4-5 courses. But it's a matter of real ingredients + a healthy/activity lifestyle.
Aw jeeze, the convo about balding, reminds me of that nutter in FL who was sending out mail bombs, with a heavily stickered minivan. Dude had some work done, the worst kind, like the inverse of a bowl cut, with the hairline ending at a precise spot. Nobody has natural hair like that. It looked more like cheap carpet.
Worst thing about modern Pizza Hut, is when Yum Foods decided to close down all the full sized restaurants, and crammed them in with Taco Bell. So you can't even get a full size pizza, you get one of those crappy pizza for one deals.
I just came back from Italy… they literally have two entrees. You get appetizers, 2 entrees and desert. The reason they are healthier is because their food is real and fresh. Also people exercise or walk more in Europe.
1:01:50 I always thought it was kinda innovative of Subway putting the condiments w the lettuce. it keeps the bun from sliding around when u eat it. also keeps the bread from getting soggy if you are driving a bit b4 eating
MC Donald eggs are streamed on their own egg cooker. Only eat at any fast food place if their busy more likely to get fresh food and not something that should be thrown away.
The McD breakfast sammitches on the left are their Egg McMuffins, and the others are Egg McBiscuits. Neither are good for you. Hell, if you ordered a regular big breakfast, all you got was a disassembled McBiscuit, with a hash brown, same as today. You can literally make one using the big breakfast, and feel stupid afterward because the sandwich was cheaper.
Oh yeah, that Wizard bit from 20 minutes in, that would be David Rappaport, The Wizard was a show of his after Time Bandits, he was cheated on and dumped by his GF, and tragically he wound up committing suicide shortly after.:(
An old childhood friend of mine told me his mom was on oprah. I didnt believe him so he showed me the VHS to prove it. They even made a TV movie about her story.
Them sweet puppers be cute. The eye boogies are smelly and dark. Hydroperoxide with a cotton ball helps with that and make the the fur brighter takes away the smell and doesn’t harm them at all
Oh woah, they have no idea how bad the food situation is on for many in the pacific. Somebody show Louie what Nauru looks like and why theyre all out of shape
Yes Lew, things are totally calm right now. We only have the occasional domestic terrorisms from time to time and casual open talk of civil war from members of government.
Can somebody link the dub it out video where they are on an airplane and hes talking about forcing a guy to kiss somebody and the dude is screaming somebody help me, funniest damn video I ever see
Yeah, the time when Marijuana was seen as being every bit as bad as crack or meth! Absolute BS! Still, there's a reason why it's called dope cause many people who are stoned seem to act slow and stupid. I think that ad was aimed at students.
Not necessarily, it’s actually a common myth propagated by the macho bald stereotype of our earlier decades. Testosterone has little to no effect on MPB it’s actually a byproduct of testosterone called DHT or Dihydrotestosterone that causes baldness.
@@Unjusthatred That would mean if you have a lot of testosterone, you also have a lot of byproduct......so you go bald. You botched this one my dude XD
These dudes hate on everything they don't remember or are too young to remember. They don't pay attention to the chat telling them things about the commercials either. It's fucking annoying.
I really hope they don't stop doing these, they are great.
I think the fact that they seem to enjoy doing these will instill longevity into these videos being around for a while.
Let’s just hope they don’t do through all of the worlds vintage commercials!
They are closeish
@forthesubs5357 nah they got plenty to work with
The artesian builds section @48:30 lol
Yeah, it does not age well...
It's such a treat to listen to them do these voices unedited, I don't think it will ever get old for me.
LOL “don’t smoke weed or you’ll think less!” That’s the absolute worst endorsement for saying no to drugs I’ve ever seen.
I mean, yeah, if you do drugs you think less.....
But that's the nice part of doing drugs if you ask me
Relaxed the mind🥴
"Go faster Flanders! * I can't, it's Geo!!" Priceless.
I love you for saying this. Years I have tested this saying on many many people within my age group (33) and yet so many have let me down. It's good to know someone out there holds this dear as well.
I used to have that old Mickey Mouse tape player lol i would put The Cure tapes into it so he would sing to me
Mickey Mouse is now a member of the Cure
I literally just checked an hour ago to see if you guys had posted a new video lol
Thanks, need a laugh today!
There's an Amtrak station in the city I live at and have used it to travel around Cali when I don't want to drive
'This is the brain activity of a 14 year old.'
'This is the brain activity of a 14 year old... after smoking marijuana...'
Wait so they gave a 14 year old weed? 😳
1987.. the year I was born, thanks boys
Love all the commercial reactions fellas! Any chance you guys will react to 2000's commercials in the future? That would be sick!
28:29 that dude sounds like stu pickles from Rugrats
It does really
As a matter of fact i think it is the voice actor of stu pickles
@28 minutes in, "Some gizmo breaks", yeah, we had enough of those damned gremlins. Have your Gizmo fixed!
More retro commercials and a new dub it out!! You guy's spoil us to much 😀
Loving these old commercials.
Always a great start to the weekend with jaboody boys
Puzza Hit: _Putting A Weenie In Your P'Zone Since `82!!_
Listening to jaboody and playing Darksouls is so chill
"Seriously, im getting so sick of youtube adds especially when i cant skip."
As i start a jaboody vod centered around adds.
48:13 this aged well
Okay, no joke? I had the Mickey Mouse player and would listen to my read-along tapes that I had for some of my TMNT comics in that thing. The tapes didn't always work too well, but damnit, if Mickey didn't try his best.
I can't see an Orville Reddenbacher ad without flashing back on the MST3K sketch where Crow is playing Orville, threatening his son (Tom Servo) with being cut from his will, selling dysfunctional popcorn. Just do a search for it, it's hilarious.
@20:20 yo Priazzo was the truth!
Yo, Holy shit!!! Around 11:30 in the pepsi ad, that bloodhound was my moms as a kid, It's name was dixie. Apparently it was in a few pepsi commercials. Hate to be insensitive and keep calling Dixie "it" considering my grandpa tied it to a tree that ended up getting struck by lightning. Sounds like i'm bullshittin but ay, i aint lyin lmao
57:51 So…the subtext of this television commercial here is that a medical study of the immediate effects of THC on the adolescent brain was conducted in which the electrical impulses of an unaltered child’s brain were recorded via some sort of EEG device.
Then, mid-reading, the child was instructed to ingest THC via smoking marijuana. The subsequent readings were compared to the previous and it was determined that effects were detrimental in some way.
Someone, for a legitimate medical study, handed a child that was hooked up to some sort of device a joint and instructed them to inhale.
That’s fucking dumb as hell.
But... Science.
Pop wewwwwiwiww i PO wewwwww pigs oil
The Geo was my dad's first car and the one I grew up with. It held together, it def was swell.
Cao ragazzi! Actually the portions in Italy are massive & meals are an event with 4-5 courses. But it's a matter of real ingredients + a healthy/activity lifestyle.
Yeah, He's calmm, he's chilll, he's relaaxed, he's got a great appetite lol 58:20
Aw jeeze, the convo about balding, reminds me of that nutter in FL who was sending out mail bombs, with a heavily stickered minivan. Dude had some work done, the worst kind, like the inverse of a bowl cut, with the hairline ending at a precise spot. Nobody has natural hair like that. It looked more like cheap carpet.
Worst thing about modern Pizza Hut, is when Yum Foods decided to close down all the full sized restaurants, and crammed them in with Taco Bell. So you can't even get a full size pizza, you get one of those crappy pizza for one deals.
The Randy Newman voices never gets old!!! I’m still cracking the fuck up. Great work guys.
I just came back from Italy… they literally have two entrees. You get appetizers, 2 entrees and desert. The reason they are healthier is because their food is real and fresh. Also people exercise or walk more in Europe.
Gordon Ramsay would have a field day with Van Camp's fresh frozen fish
LOL at the furniture ads, $600 or so today is well over $1000.
I got a new job this past month also! Dope!
1:01:50 I always thought it was kinda innovative of Subway putting the condiments w the lettuce. it keeps the bun from sliding around when u eat it. also keeps the bread from getting soggy if you are driving a bit b4 eating
unwrapped m&ms to start off your neighborhood kids chickenpox party, that's 3d checker thinking
Really like that you can tell it's a Randy Newman song just by the first few notes played on the piano
43:07 it looks like the shot cuts right before the one guy smashes that other one in the chips
It's the only candy bar that has veins 😂
i go to subway if i want pizza. they have a good small pizza for one
Such a great way to spend a Friday love ya Jaboody!!
Or, hell, a Monday! 👍
Hah, look at the shoulder pads in the Pledge commercial! She looks like an NFL quarterback!
All I can think of is Full Metal Jacket when those kids start singing the Mickey Mouse theme song.
Justin singing about morph in his MJ voice will always be stuck in my head.
Thanks for ruining Snickers. I can't unsee that vein. I hate it 😂
MC Donald eggs are streamed on their own egg cooker. Only eat at any fast food place if their busy more likely to get fresh food and not something that should be thrown away.
The McD breakfast sammitches on the left are their Egg McMuffins, and the others are Egg McBiscuits. Neither are good for you. Hell, if you ordered a regular big breakfast, all you got was a disassembled McBiscuit, with a hash brown, same as today. You can literally make one using the big breakfast, and feel stupid afterward because the sandwich was cheaper.
I just came back from Cancun and I've never seen so many gorditos in Mexico until now.
Oh yeah, that Wizard bit from 20 minutes in, that would be David Rappaport, The Wizard was a show of his after Time Bandits, he was cheated on and dumped by his GF, and tragically he wound up committing suicide shortly after.:(
Wizard of Oz really fucks people up! Judy Garland, Tin Man actor, David Papparappaportapa. Like Jesus fucking Christ.
Woah woah woah... Little Caesars is the Taco Bell of pizza chains. C'mon now.
An old childhood friend of mine told me his mom was on oprah. I didnt believe him so he showed me the VHS to prove it. They even made a TV movie about her story.
Them sweet puppers be cute. The eye boogies are smelly and dark. Hydroperoxide with a cotton ball helps with that and make the the fur brighter takes away the smell and doesn’t harm them at all
"Ambitionz Az a Ridah" Mickey
You guys should do more Halloween commercials
My sister Sam! The girl with the 80s Mullet was murdered by a fan
“Swanson ass”
Oh woah, they have no idea how bad the food situation is on for many in the pacific. Somebody show Louie what Nauru looks like and why theyre all out of shape
I am skipping the ad breaks throughout this video so I can watch more ads
25:29 Lew's great Americana commercial singing voice. Order your tickets today
"I smoke cigarettes when I get hungry". I actually just shit myself. I had to shower and change my clothes.
The only guy who could rock premature baldness, is Patrick Stewart. He was balding at 19!
Lew is not being truthful
The Geo Tracker was okay, basically a neutered Suzuki Sidekick.
We need the Juice Man infomercial.
Gotta do 00's
I first learned how to drive in a Geo Metro.. it sucked. No power steering..
CROCHET GANG
Pops hates old people lol
They actually did a vote to see if the new color to replace the tan m&m would be blue, purple or pink and blue won
Am I the only one that wants to know whats up with the frickin staircase behind dude on the airplane?
Some old 747’s had multiple decks for passengers with a bar and lounge near the first/business class sections
Yeah, it’s a 747.
Freshest froshen firsh :D
who ask's to have the mayo be on the bread at a subway. no one.
Ikr Burger King Burger's use to taste way better back in the days. Now Burger King's Burgers are not that good anymore Imao.
Nauru is an island of chungusses. This I did not predict.
Who in the ever loving fuck would put mustard on a bacon-cheeseburger pizza?
The interesting style of advertising for boomers, and their parents, most entering their 60’s.
Johnny Two Polo, gabagoo
Been away for a while what happened to Damon is he still at a quinceañera?
Yes Lew, things are totally calm right now. We only have the occasional domestic terrorisms from time to time and casual open talk of civil war from members of government.
That's it? Was expecting a much longer list!
@@favoritemustard3542 oil spill in HB! Go Oilers! (very unfortunate name for the local HS football team lol)
Can somebody link the dub it out video where they are on an airplane and hes talking about forcing a guy to kiss somebody and the dude is screaming somebody help me, funniest damn video I ever see
Bump
1:13:29
microwave player 😂🤦🏼♀️
Yeah, the time when Marijuana was seen as being every bit as bad as crack or meth! Absolute BS! Still, there's a reason why it's called dope cause many people who are stoned seem to act slow and stupid. I think that ad was aimed at students.
1:30:36
8:34
Going bald is a sign of to much testosterone. So the more man you are, means you have less hair, but ladys love hair. Its really not fair XD
Not necessarily, it’s actually a common myth propagated by the macho bald stereotype of our earlier decades. Testosterone has little to no effect on MPB it’s actually a byproduct of testosterone called DHT or Dihydrotestosterone that causes baldness.
@@Unjusthatred That would mean if you have a lot of testosterone, you also have a lot of byproduct......so you go bald. You botched this one my dude XD
These dudes hate on everything they don't remember or are too young to remember. They don't pay attention to the chat telling them things about the commercials either. It's fucking annoying.
Best country...... canada
what happen to the other guy?
39:00 I heard "Dont worry, globalists can help"
Potentially unpopular opinion: If Damon is staying gone, I want someone that isn't Louie....