I'm going to upload twice a month once I'm all moved into my new house. I suck at motivation so just gimme a minute I'll be back my twitter: bit.ly/2kDc2Uj
5:02 Fun fact: the Village and Pillage update actually only added more stuff to the basic villagers. The "Pillage" was implied because Mojang knew that this menace would benefit all the more from it.
The wither would not be a dark type lmao. Dark types are based around trickery, underhanded fighting tactics, and being mean. Not literal darkness. I dont think explosions and poison really fit the bill. The obvious typing would obviously ghost poison, but maybe you could spice it up and go with some weird one like ghost/flying or something I dunno. But explosions does not a dark type make lol. On the other hand I feel an enderman would be a good dark type. They steal constantly, teleport behind you during fights, and try to be really intimidating with the mouth and the screaming. Also silverfish for the obvious reason.
Uhh this isn't origunal that one I know before this video Pixlriffs annd Ibxtoycat but don't know who is the first one to make about not Ibxtoycat or pixlriffs
Honey blocks are extremely useful in redstone contraptions. Honey is the only stackable drink in the game. Honey heals poison, satisfies hunger and can be consumed anytime.
Relevant to video, though using a over used format loses some points. Joke is slightly clever, tho feels like a Reddit themed robot was programmed to make jokes. Overall I score you a 4or5/10, brings nothing new but could get a couple likes
Me: smiling getting ready to laugh because he said they are just dumb bugs Boffy: *sees cat* alright lets go kill it. Me: *wipes smile away* thats too far man too far
Boffy 2 seconds after loading up a world and finding animals: “I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too”
@@SUPERSAIYANGODPARISISFAT i think hes trying to explain that it does burns and disappears when you throw them in lava at the other person but they dont explode when you blow it up(i dont actually know if they do this) but he was trying to explain it to the other person and he knows that blowing up and burning stuff in lava is not the same
“Can I guy start a family, get married to one his children, and kill his entire family? Is that to much to ask for?” I think that’s what my favorite quote kinda goes like that Boffy has said.
BLΛƆKPIИK FΛИ no... For 1 redstone can let you make a literal fucking computer And 2 it’s slime block that dosnt stick to other slime blocks *you don’t comprehend how important that is*
People complain about Boffy not being consistent. He is, he uploads once a month. Very consistent. Don't typically like when people do this, but wow. 10k likes on a mediocre comment. Thank you.
"I'm killing a demon with insects."
That's just Pokemon
Wither: Arceus
Bees: An army of Caterpie
@@needleboy17 Arceus-Dark vs Caterpie's
Although Combee is more fitting
@@needleboy17 More like Beedrills vs Giratina
Ya
Boffy: "why are the bees so big"
Spiders: "are we a joke to you?"
*Spiders: Noone ever sees us :(*
Who even plays in anything but peaceful mode
*This post was made by the arachnophobia gang*
Wild Strands i hate the sounds the minecraft spiders make aaaaa
@@goldfinch907 "fissssifs" 😰
Even in skyrim the bees arent that big. But the spiders are fucking hugeeee.
“He looked at me dead in the eye, he just challenged me.”
I think this dude is an enderman
*Ranboo has entered the chat*
Is he ranboos dad and the white side of him
Lololol
@@samimoon3806 :O
I mean- they both have the cold dead look in their eyes along with similar body proportions, bad back and skinny structure
"Bees are probably one of the most useless mobs in Minecraft"
the Glow Squid:
Well they're pretty. Lol.
All joking aside though I love that you can make signs glow
Glow Squids didn’t exist when this video was posted
@@Pissnburg ooh man how come i didn't think of that
At least they make signs glow. Bats can just be demolished.
@@splawshy3346 omg bats are so useless in Minecraft I actually flat out forgot they were in it till jus now
Animal: **looks boffy in the eye**
Boffy: “and I took that personally”
not gonna like this because i want to keep the number 69
Yea I love that
Nice
in conclusion: boffy is an enderman
So am I.
D o n ‘ t c h a l l a n g e m e .
Boffy:
"This game is too easy now"
*plays on easy mode*
ua-cam.com/video/0jVyN33Du24/v-deo.html
Tommy Edits no one cares
Tommy Edits lemme guess it’s a rickroll
“ the floor is made out of floor”
@@lights5651 it's not a rick roll it's just a compilation of the streamer with the worst mic in the world
Animal: *breathes*
Boffy: “And I took that personally”
5:02
Fun fact: the Village and Pillage update actually only added more stuff to the basic villagers. The "Pillage" was implied because Mojang knew that this menace would benefit all the more from it.
“I feel a little bit bad for enslaving those bees”
No, no you don’t
We all know him to well
i love bees
The one eyed Ghoul Do you like jazzzzzzzzzz?
TheHollowKnight 227 never speak
"You looked me in the eye. He challenged me" this guy is an enderman.
👏 Underrated 👏
YET HE KILLED HIS OWN KIND
Dang it ya beat me to it lol
Or a pokemon trainer
Lol
Best part of this is it actually looked like how bees swarm and kill threats to their hive in real life, too. Gods I love bees.
Fun fact: bees kill their threats by practically pressure cooking them. Squeezing together as tightly as possible while vibrating like nuts.
“I’ll be honest, I feel a little bad for enslaving bees and making them spend their entire life serving me.”
Oh that’s just how a hive works.
Boffy's turning into an enderman.
If anything looks at him, he immediately kills it.
Except he can still move while being looked at
Underrated
Hit it if you know you lit
*yeah i know im lit*
Including his own kind, the endermen
Enderffy.
Animal: *looks at Boffy*
Boffy: _peace was never an option_
Nah it WAS an option
*SCP-096 has breached containment*
Sam Levy hey why do i hear scre-
bees was never an option
Boffy is an enderman confirmed.
" yes I'm trying to kill a demon with insects" best quote ever peroid
6:19 “cute” is a word i never thought would come out of boffy
No one:
Boffy: Becomes a bootleg Enderman when animals make eye contact with him
*_Walmart enderman_*
banna_cat *_PFFFFFFFFT-_*
@@zadinhalesmilk9506 Basically yeah
When he attacks the mob i felt like he used king crimsons time erase
@@zadinhalesmilk9506 LMAOOOOO-
Cow: 👁👁
Boffy: is that like a personal attack or something?
It's quite painfull
Watching him forage for that many flowers when he's got a stack of bones in his hotbar hurt so much
"That's right. I'm killing a demon with insects." I love Boffy's intros.
"i can't wait to kill the wither with these inbred bees"
That's a sentence i never thought i would hear
Lmfao I was hoping I’d find a comment about that
r/brandnewsentence
“This game is so easy”
*10 seconds after turning gamma up to 5*
It’s recording stuff as he said brUh
fullbright is not cheating?
smh my head
vannila shaking my head my head
@@vannila_a *smhing my head
Boffy: “You Know What I don’t have time to make tools”
The Stick: “What am I”
Ever time i see him stare at an animal I fast forward 10 seconds…
Then suddenly he has more food.
Wither: *exists*
Boffy: “Ya like jazz?”
LMAOOOOOO
@Zap Zap 221 people say otherwise
Zap Zap saying something that’s not cringe is kinda cringe
Lol
🐝
Pitt cow: *stares at weird man killing sheeps*
Boffy: "HE CHALLENGED ME!"
ua-cam.com/video/0jVyN33Du24/v-deo.html
_Potential_ pit cow
Tommy Edits ua-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/v-deo.html
Mojang: bees are one of the easiest mobs to breed
Also mojang: the wither is one of the hardest mob to kill
Update: axolotl r the easy breed
The warden is the hardest m9b to kill
Well yeah
7:13 he actually showed emotion. Then he forgot he was monotone.
"Why are bees so big"
Spiders: 👁👄👁
👁 👁
👁👄👁
Bees hate me i am allergic to bees if i saw a bee that big i would run or die so yeahhh 😂
Meanwhile, flies in 1.20:
*Laughs in 2X2*
@@larifari6308 me too xD
Spiders: you challenge me mortal?
"Leave me alone, ADHD, I have stuff to do." I connected with that on a spiritual level.
NEXT TIME ON BOFFY: Killing The Warden With an Army of Bees
“That’s right I’m trying to kill a demon with insects”
Don’t worry. Bug types are super effective against dark types
Lool
If i could I would battle mewtwo with alot of bee drills
If mewtwo is scared of lots of bees welp
The wither would not be a dark type lmao.
Dark types are based around trickery, underhanded fighting tactics, and being mean. Not literal darkness. I dont think explosions and poison really fit the bill.
The obvious typing would obviously ghost poison, but maybe you could spice it up and go with some weird one like ghost/flying or something I dunno.
But explosions does not a dark type make lol.
On the other hand I feel an enderman would be a good dark type. They steal constantly, teleport behind you during fights, and try to be really intimidating with the mouth and the screaming. Also silverfish for the obvious reason.
@@Ezekiel_Allium dark type wither go brrr
@@thel0stv1llag35 lmao fair enough
Everyone: “haha 1.15 useless cuz only added bees”
Mojang: *sad rendering engine noises*
*sad new type of slime blocks noises*
*sad declining bee population awareness noises*
Honey was so useful in redsrone bruhh
"haha diamonds are useless because 1.16 has netherite"
@@needleboy17 You mine netherite with diamond tools and cannot be mined in any other material
"Nobody likes bees"
Tubbo- and I took that personally
I love his humor and edits. Especially when he kills the animals, and his voice fits perfectly with his humor.
*Jack :* * _Uses an army of dogs_ *
*Pewds :* * _Uses an army of pigmen_ *
*This guy :*
*BEES*
And only Boffy succeeded, cause dogs and pigman cant fly
Uhh this isn't origunal that one I know before this video Pixlriffs annd Ibxtoycat but don't know who is the first one to make about not Ibxtoycat or pixlriffs
@@noonesarino7913 Of course they are not the first ones to do it, neither Pixlriffs and Ibxtoycat. Wither existed for 8 years!
No One Sarino can you don’t
“Why are the bees so big?”
Spiders:
I see u on every boffy video lol
@@TailGreat you can say that about any video in existence.
Come to think of it I do see u alot of places
Spiders: why are you gai
Well spiders can be that big, but bees are meant to be small.
“All they make is honey and thats pretty much it.”
Bees that can also speed up crops:
"bees are probably one of the most useless mob in minecraft"
People who use redstone: Am i a joke to you?
That one skeleton : shoots some random bee
Every bee in a 10 mile radius : 200,000 troops and 1,000,000 more well on the way
I think it's "200,000 units are ready with a million more well on the way"
Clone Wars
@@4fortyfour Thank you, now I clearly understand.
He remembered his UA-cam password
He hasn’t forgot... *yet*
Lmao yeah
😂😂😂
Lol
Oi my brother we both have 1k subs in our name
“I am trying to kill a demon with insects”
*shinobu has entered the chat*
*kanao has entered the chat*
*Skitter has entered the chat*
E A T T H E F L O W E R E S MY M I N I O N S 6:31
Boffy: “I like to mess with Iron Golems”
Iron Golem: *Clikity clack, your ribs are now cracc*
lmao
Click clack to the bang bang🤙
He does know he can heal Iron Golems by throwing iron ingots to them
Darragh Nolan *clicking them
Clikity clackity, your ribs are now crackety
I can easily see Boff with 20 dogs, 20 cats, 3 horses, an army of Axolotls, 20 parrots, and an egregious amount of bees taking on the ender dragon.
Remember when minecraft was so hard?
That hits the spot
"bees are just... making honey"
literally shows a wiki article saying that they also speed up the growth of crops
Honey blocks are extremely useful in redstone contraptions. Honey is the only stackable drink in the game. Honey heals poison, satisfies hunger and can be consumed anytime.
Grande Leonardo yeah and they speed up like 1 crop a day, bees are just kinda underpowered imo
@Grande Leonardo yeah
Beeeeeeeee
Terraria bees: pathetic
“I can’t wait to kill the wither with these inbread bees”
Yes. Inbread.
I love wheat and yeast product bees
Bread
bread
🥖 🍞 bread 🥯
8:40
MnnNMnm he's angry
"im also about to starve to death" meanwhile he's carrying the remains of like 30 slaughtered cows
"doesn't there need to be a queen bee involved here?"
maybe you are the queen bee
Hahaha good joke
Wait
Wat the fok??
@@adamjoesab lmao king bees don’t exist, queen bees do-
@@adamjoesab gender is a hoax made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms
and anybody can be a queen if they want to smh
@@compassthehybrid6590 yes let’s all blame the bathroom companies
LOL
the fact boffy did this in survival shows that he truly cares about the viewers, and the best parts? Dead cows, sheep, and chickens
Boffy:*killing anything that looks at him*
Me: Boffy is officially the God of Chaos
Boffy: “I’m gonna take you down!”
Wither: “oh yea? You and what army!?”
Bees: *Angry Bee Noises*
What army? WHAT ARMY? LOOK AROUND YOU, KRABS!
Our battle will be LEGENDARY
@@mechanwhal6590plankton: LOOK AROUND U KRABS! Mr krabs: ya planted grass? Me: OHHHHHHH
@Cuomo Primetime *meglovonia intensifies*
@@xSashimii me: it's called a one armed army for a reason u.u
him: accidentally hits a bee
bees: attacks
him:
*report bugs*
You sir deserve my like
Lol
uwu
Good one
timestamp pls lmao
"Bees are probably the most useless mob in Minecraft"
Bats: *Am I a joke to you?*
“He looked at me”
*murders an innocent child*
Ahh, his voice, the sound of his keyboard, his words, Minecraft. Everything is so soothing
Shut up
@@user-pu6qf4yq4f no u
Oo cyanide my favourite juice!
• E n n a r d • okay gacha kid
y e s
Cow: **looks at boffy right in the eyes by accident.**
boffy: _your free life trial has ended._
i guess you could say that it was the cow's last misteak
@@mohilhamraflijahja5024 I'm calling the joke police...
What's their number?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells 444-444-4444
@@thelordofthelostbraincells 420-420-6969
@@mohilhamraflijahja5024 *steak*
We'll ignore, that Mojang completely re-wrote the rendering engine in the 1.15 update
“Why have they programmed the nether to sound like I’m inside a carburettor?” Is the single best thing asked in this video
Boffy: *giggles*, "it's the beginning of my army :) "
I love it
@@pixelgamelvr same.
More like giggles creepily but I agree
@GachaCrystal Your name is cringe
@@mizu5965 ikr
“That’s right I’m trying to kill a demon with insects. Enjoy.”
He is not okay is he
this is not good content is it
Perhaps-
@@istimeforme3455 nah
WRONG
He is killing the wither with demons!!!
(hate bees)
@@IgniKing bruh without bee's our world would crumble apart
Animal: litterly breathes
Boffy: so you've have challenged me?
2:23 Did he just Squid Game that Enderman?
Shut up
its a game we all used to play thats all
Everyone: _Complaining about giant bees_
*The spiders: "Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave."*
Relevant to video, though using a over used format loses some points. Joke is slightly clever, tho feels like a Reddit themed robot was programmed to make jokes. Overall I score you a 4or5/10, brings nothing new but could get a couple likes
Yes but spiders are monsters in Minecraft( like in LOTR and HP) and bees are bugs.
Read this: new uoy ckik a eeb
Nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Are ya a BTS fan?
@@anonymityneeded why are you asking that?
That’s gonna be my senior quote, “I’m gonna kill the wither with a bunch of inbred bees”
Mmmm ok
Mmmm ok
mmmm ok
Mmmm ok
Mmmm ok
Me: smiling getting ready to laugh because he said they are just dumb bugs
Boffy: *sees cat* alright lets go kill it.
Me: *wipes smile away* thats too far man too far
Ah a fellow g dasher in Boffy’s comment section hello
@@qnhaze oh you play too? Nice
I like how when he punches the bee around 11:57 the mincraft note said run coward 😂😂
Boffy 2 seconds after loading up a world and finding animals:
“I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too”
Love a good Star Wars reference
THEY WERE LIKE ANIMALS, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS
I HATE SAND!
Makes sense
Greendude60 K ikr
99% of the community: "bees are useless"
the redstoners: BEST. UPDATE. EVER.
Me:yes
No seriously, why do people hate bees so much, they cute
@@what.2060 and there chunky
Emily SepticEye yeah the bees are adorable
i put a bee spawner on my house
@@uf3732 Bruh I tried to read your username like it's Russian and nearly had a stroke
(It says yauifgomyaamei)
*vigorous typing just for killing a cow*
*almost gets mauled by bees*
As professor birch gets mauled by a level 2 poochiana
Boffy: HELPPPP
Boffy: There is a cat on the roof.
Lets kill it.
“They think i’m deranged.
Granted, I am.”
“My own mother thought I was a monster.
She was right of course but it still hurt.”
Nice reference
Nice Reference
Nice reference
Nice reference
Nice Reference
"The hardest item to get"
"I dont really care about this world anymore, goodbye"
*throws the Nether Star in lava*
hes a total madlad
Pe glitchers:no wait-
Paranormal Stick but lava burns stuff not blows it up
@@SUPERSAIYANGODPARISISFAT i think hes trying to explain that it does burns and disappears when you throw them in lava at the other person but they dont explode when you blow it up(i dont actually know if they do this) but he was trying to explain it to the other person and he knows that blowing up and burning stuff in lava is not the same
Lets be honest bedrock players like me throw it like a garbage
14:07
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF S L O W
Wither: Im Unkillable.
*Bees: Ya Like Jazz?*
“There’s a cat on the roof let’s kill it”
*smile quickly fades*
What a monster 😿
How else you suppose to get that string in peaceful mode
@@Axle_brug in mineshaft or in any natural chest and by killing a walking-on-lava thing in the nether
@@Lucky70 a strider, or a player with fire resistance who doesn't know how to use the swim mechanic?
@@rwsd343 LMAOOOOOO
"I feel a little bad enslaving these bees where their purpose is to serve me"
Isn't that what they do anyway with their Queen though?
Boffy is a queen bee confirmed
You really need to see my villagers in my world I literally have probably broken every single war crime imaginable 🤣
bruh bees be simping
This is the equivalent to ratcatcher 2 killing Staro with rats.
Any animal in existence: *looks boffy*
Boffy: *so you have chosen.. d e a t h*
Animal: looks Boffy in the eye
Boffy: “so you have chosen death”
mans is an enderman
@@lukebigboi3496 Boffy = enderman confirmed
Boffys fans: please do more RLCRAFT. Boffy: *bees*
Just like when we asked Mojang for a cave update
i honestly find rlcraft boring to watch lmao
Remember hardcore season two? That’s been over 2 months
@@lucasgc3585 i think its been over 2 month since he posted LMAOOOO
@@billymays8864now RLcraft have more things so...
Boffy: “There’s a cat on the roof, let’s kill it. ME: “😞”
5:52
Boffy : “hehehe.. my plan is working”
Boffy: "Google is for the weak"
*less than five minutes later*
Boffy: "I Googled it"
Proof he is weak
do not judge by the voice 😫
Boffy: "tools and Google is for the weak"
*uses both of them*
Admittance of weakness is not strictly weakness
@@mcdiggles1141 its the opposite
Weak
"yeah they make honey"
"So I thought they would be funny" lol
8:49 me trying to do schoolwork:
"Breeding tiiime, eat your yummy flowers and make me more childrennn" is my new favorite quote lol
SAME
“If i saw a bee that big in real life id just kill myself”
“Can I guy start a family, get married to one his children, and kill his entire family? Is that to much to ask for?” I think that’s what my favorite quote kinda goes like that Boffy has said.
ikr he sounds so carefree i love it
Lmao right one of the best quotes
Boffy:
“Also I am about to starve to death”
His 25 pieces of food: HELLO WE EXIST
Hxjxjdjs too true
Tbh, nobody wants to be eaten
why would you eat raw food 😳😳😳😳
Binky’s Adventure Channel he cooked the food cause i mean its better but eh
TrUEee
“Also im about to starve to death” *has 20 beef and 5 mutton in hotbar*
If you play a drinking game where every time Boffy says “bees” you take a drink, you’ll be blackout drunk in like 7 minutes
"Bees are one of the most useless mobs in Minecraft"
_The entirety of the redstone community wants to know your location_
*bats*
What do they do for redstone?
BLΛƆKPIИK FΛИ no...
For 1 redstone can let you make a literal fucking computer
And 2 it’s slime block that dosnt stick to other slime blocks *you don’t comprehend how important that is*
BLΛƆKPIИK FΛИ no the joke is cause honey acts like slime & slime is mostly used for redstone
@@lauriee5364 do you mean the original joke or the guy who said Redstone was useless because I don't know how that applies to either
People complain about Boffy not being consistent. He is, he uploads once a month. Very consistent.
Don't typically like when people do this, but wow. 10k likes on a mediocre comment. Thank you.
👌
👌
Far more consistent than I'll ever be
👌
Pin this comment boffy.
Boffy: “Y’know what i don’t have time to make tools i’m doing it with my bare hands”
Also Boffy: *u s e s a s t i c k*
Boffy: tools are for the weak
Boffy later in the video: uses tools
Hearing him gasp and quietly whisper "there's a bee" is just overflowing with wholesome vibes
then he kills them all
ThErE's A bEe!?
Time?
Time?
smntha Que LOL
"Thats right, I'm trying to kill a demon with insects."
Wither: [attacks bee hive.]
Bees: "aren't you getting tired of this you silly ol- *oh mY GAWD!"*
What bees be like : attack our home (aka) hive.. we attack ya home..
Wasn't that in the bible?
"these sheep were just rude to me so im gonna kill all of them" lmao