Brutally Murdering My Family In Minecraft

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  • @b1battledroid790
    @b1battledroid790 3 роки тому +9726

    “I need to find a female, pretty sure those are the ones you can have kids with” is somthing an alien would say if they came to earth

  • @tangyhyperspace2217
    @tangyhyperspace2217 3 роки тому +1150

    "Im going to go flirt with Hitler"
    Jesus Boffy I think this is the video most likely to make twitter hate you

    • @deceasedbeing9540
      @deceasedbeing9540 3 роки тому +2

      fr

    • @NinjaSox7
      @NinjaSox7 3 роки тому +38

      please offend as much of mcyttwt as possible they deserve it

    • @microdisturbia
      @microdisturbia 3 роки тому +3

      we share our last name we have to fight for it like the joshes

    • @shadowranger5907
      @shadowranger5907 3 роки тому +12

      Well tbh I think Offending a Twittertard is a good accomplishment albeit a very easy one

    • @etiguess
      @etiguess 3 роки тому +9

      Twitter hates everyone

  • @Kevin_Theadore1
    @Kevin_Theadore1 3 роки тому +3130

    I like how he was concerned about someone clipping him saying he wantnto have a baby with a man but not marring a child

    • @lmao2881
      @lmao2881 3 роки тому +132

      And trying to cook a baby

    • @lmao2881
      @lmao2881 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao

    • @bersspon3256
      @bersspon3256 3 роки тому +95

      I think he meant the whole thing tho

    • @eliekdahl4266
      @eliekdahl4266 3 роки тому +8

      @@bersspon3256 yeah

    • @ziurza
      @ziurza 3 роки тому +6

      he probably stuttered lol

  • @cwandtheblueenderman
    @cwandtheblueenderman 9 місяців тому +744

    Boffy: *kisses Russell at first sight*
    Russell: I think I love you...
    Also Boffy: That was rather *fast.*

    • @isaaclawrason4160
      @isaaclawrason4160 6 місяців тому +24

      The cherry on top is that Russell is a minor

    • @wetslop
      @wetslop 4 місяці тому

      @@isaaclawrason4160miner

    • @dxcvvxd
      @dxcvvxd 4 місяці тому

      ​@@isaaclawrason4160average boffy video can get him 110+ years of jail time

    • @JOEY_MELANDRE
      @JOEY_MELANDRE Місяць тому

      @@isaaclawrason4160lolz

    • @CyBeR_F0xY_TiNCaN
      @CyBeR_F0xY_TiNCaN 22 дні тому

      ⁠@@isaaclawrason4160 then tell me why jit had a beard-

  • @andrewwinsky4014
    @andrewwinsky4014 3 роки тому +8076

    The way he goes into the village, seduces the men and then drags them away to kill them is like some cryptic monster lmao

    • @destrumthetiger9274
      @destrumthetiger9274 3 роки тому +518

      It’s called a siren it’s basically what you described but they live in water

    • @smoresmuggler420
      @smoresmuggler420 3 роки тому +100

      @@destrumthetiger9274 oh damn you right

    • @dominicavery1634
      @dominicavery1634 3 роки тому +41

      He is a succubus.

    • @MrDuck-po3wy
      @MrDuck-po3wy 3 роки тому +215

      @@dominicavery1634 nah Succubus keeps you alive so they can feed of on your Seeds until days and then they suck out your soul as you shrivel into a dried fruit.

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 3 роки тому +83

      @@MrDuck-po3wy jesus christ

  • @daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 роки тому +2671

    A wise man once said "you can't abuse a family, without a family" this is definitely going to be my new life motto

  • @XNeutron_official
    @XNeutron_official 3 роки тому +33249

    Fun fact : Boffy got his real-life girlfriend by giving her coal

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 роки тому +106

      No

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 роки тому +366

      @Delancey Hsu dam you really roasted him hard

    • @deadtrollz6533
      @deadtrollz6533 3 роки тому +55

      CAP

    • @ch1kn_tenders
      @ch1kn_tenders 3 роки тому +228

      Got my boyfriend coal for Christmas once, lol they were so angry but then gave them actuall presents. Funniest thing ever

    • @jiminslostjams8760
      @jiminslostjams8760 3 роки тому +19

      Woah wow so cool :/

  • @Rydrake6
    @Rydrake6 9 місяців тому +95

    Sir, you're an absolute lunatic. You have my subscription.

  • @syrupsandwichhhh
    @syrupsandwichhhh 3 роки тому +5821

    I love how Boffy is concerned about only his plan being an out of context clip when literally every moment in this video is out of context.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +5

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear tob

    • @itisindeedtangle
      @itisindeedtangle 3 роки тому +56

      @@AxxLAfriku wut

    • @loofieskris
      @loofieskris 3 роки тому +22

      @@AxxLAfriku shüt

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 3 роки тому +68

      stop give him attention
      report for spam and move on

    • @kingp1n817
      @kingp1n817 3 роки тому +3

      @@vierzehn575 well said

  • @dog-dj9bf
    @dog-dj9bf 3 роки тому +3912

    How people get girlfriends
    Everyone: flirts with a girl and being nice to her
    Boffy: C O A L

  • @Dat_Cool_Kat
    @Dat_Cool_Kat 3 роки тому +2947

    There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
    I know because I tried it a long time ago.
    The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.

    • @partybot1436
      @partybot1436 3 роки тому +177

      wait, this looks like a reference to the sims 2 where you could cook a baby on a barbecue (idk if this is officially in the game or if it’s a mod too, but it’s similar

    • @swasb3385
      @swasb3385 3 роки тому +20

      Name of the mod?

    • @Dat_Cool_Kat
      @Dat_Cool_Kat 3 роки тому +72

      @@swasb3385 Minecraft comes alive

    • @rain2001
      @rain2001 3 роки тому +13

      jesus christ...

    • @randallsanders1766
      @randallsanders1766 3 роки тому +38

      mmmm, yes. f u e l

  • @WoffleLord
    @WoffleLord 6 місяців тому +33

    Rewatching these 3 years later was a treat

  • @trashdragon6289
    @trashdragon6289 3 роки тому +495

    “Hey I’m back, your ring is in the oven.”
    “...you still love me right?”

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +3

      yeah bro we watched the same video as you

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому

      @꧁IMPROBABLE MADNESS꧂ what

    • @Cat18364
      @Cat18364 3 роки тому

      @@starke4842 obviously he meant yh lil

  • @neondogquit3902
    @neondogquit3902 3 роки тому +1291

    I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 роки тому +14570

    Minecraft comes alive, but not anymore thanks to Boffy.

  • @miguelcastillo4336
    @miguelcastillo4336 Рік тому +112

    those last 2 words in the title really be saving his career

  • @Dezaxis
    @Dezaxis 3 роки тому +3275

    “Can’t abuse a family without a family” -Boffy 2021

  • @luckyy.reinelle
    @luckyy.reinelle 3 роки тому +819

    the fact he has a girlfriend irl still feels unreal to me

    • @luckyy.reinelle
      @luckyy.reinelle 3 роки тому +46

      but at the same time isnt

    • @WandererSociety
      @WandererSociety 3 роки тому +14

      @@luckyy.reinelle for real it’s confusing

    • @geo4716
      @geo4716 3 роки тому +12

      He does? wait i´m confused because... wait what?

    • @ramirezloste9655
      @ramirezloste9655 3 роки тому +16

      uhhh i think they broke up a while back? he mentioned it in his texture pack video, unless he got a new one already

    • @koobyn
      @koobyn 3 роки тому +12

      @@ramirezloste9655 nah they got back together

  • @polarvfx3427
    @polarvfx3427 3 роки тому +7610

    the fact he says he has plans to marry his own child so calmly concerns me

  • @paristorc1069
    @paristorc1069 11 місяців тому +42

    "how rude of them to already be pillaged when i get here I WAS GONNA DO THAT >:(" my favourite quote

  • @bluejay2386
    @bluejay2386 3 роки тому +1005

    Imagine going on minecraft and seeing your friend in a world called “better domestic abuse”

    • @d3adyoutubeaccount
      @d3adyoutubeaccount 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 3 роки тому +9

      How do you see what world your friend is in? Im guessin discord rich presence mods

    • @poopsockvr9766
      @poopsockvr9766 3 роки тому +6

      @@RubyPiec you can see that stuff in bedrock edition

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 3 роки тому +1

      @@poopsockvr9766 yeah but this is a java mod so shut up bedrock

    • @poopsockvr9766
      @poopsockvr9766 3 роки тому +9

      @@RubyPiec ya. I know its java, i was saying that bedrock has that feature

  • @Hexhomo
    @Hexhomo 3 роки тому +6813

    “Can’t abuse a family without a family, am i right?”
    -Boffy, 2021

  • @maikeru6158
    @maikeru6158 3 роки тому +1007

    Honestly we need more of this content. Humor like this is rare nowadays, and Boffy shows that it can be done right

    • @90065
      @90065 3 роки тому +29

      @Marley Gaming how does that have to do with content

    • @SireGoose841
      @SireGoose841 3 роки тому +2

      agreed.

    • @saint991
      @saint991 3 роки тому +9

      I agree, dark humor has its place and time

    • @mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793
      @mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793 3 роки тому +11

      very nice profile picture! and i agree. dark humor shouldn't be a cheap gag to get a laugh, like fart jokes and "random" humor. just like any good humor, it has a time and a place to be really funny. boffy does it right.

    • @BugaferJones
      @BugaferJones 3 роки тому

      Nice pfp

  • @ferenczdavidmarcell8891
    @ferenczdavidmarcell8891 4 місяці тому +4

    "I'll leave this one be, he seems to already be suicidal" is such a great sentence

  • @kittenlover7806
    @kittenlover7806 2 роки тому +2076

    "I lost ONE baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me, like come on"
    One of the best quotes I've heard

    • @DaBirbnamedferb
      @DaBirbnamedferb 2 роки тому +30

      What about: attempt to marry my own children 😏

    • @ArkAberration
      @ArkAberration 10 місяців тому +3

      @@DaBirbnamedferbMan that’s a hard one

    • @superjmk2011
      @superjmk2011 4 місяці тому +4

      Man this is tough "births a baby " boffy " aww can u fit in the oven"

    • @Insert_Creativity_Here
      @Insert_Creativity_Here 4 місяці тому +3

      “I’m gonna go flirt with Hitler, actually, now that I think about it”
      “No need to go to church I’m your god now.”

  • @goldenkingyo
    @goldenkingyo 3 роки тому +1015

    Not even 30 seconds into the video
    “This is the baby burner, it runs entirely powered by babies”

    • @carnium
      @carnium 3 роки тому +15

      20 seconds into the video

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 роки тому +10

      dont forget the planned parenthood sign. i loved that
      before any liberals try to cancel me, i am pro choice

    • @basedintellectual9704
      @basedintellectual9704 3 роки тому +10

      @@shankaka_99 I am anti life, no one deserves to live

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 роки тому +11

      @@basedintellectual9704 you’re right 😔 i was wrong before, you’ve completely demolished my arguemnt. anti-lifers unite

    • @thatonestarman4127
      @thatonestarman4127 3 роки тому +10

      @@shankaka_99 death is always the answer.

  • @awaterbottlefullofdeoderan2965
    @awaterbottlefullofdeoderan2965 3 роки тому +2573

    "I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler"
    I love the internet

  • @notavegan3
    @notavegan3 2 місяці тому +8

    i play this mod, you can't romance your kids but you can romance your grankids

  • @pleasureisgood5957
    @pleasureisgood5957 2 роки тому +1924

    this is the scariest modpack ever when it's put into a psychopath perspective.

  • @Ghostifis
    @Ghostifis 3 роки тому +3867

    “Brutally murdering my family”
    “#7 On trending for Gaming”
    I love this community

  • @NaTive219
    @NaTive219 3 роки тому +4249

    The fact that he speaks in a monotone voice while murdering the villagers is so funny to me for some reason

  • @yaboiedgar
    @yaboiedgar Рік тому +41

    19:18 what a pickup line

  • @CoolerShrimp
    @CoolerShrimp 3 роки тому +295

    The best thing about this is that he cares more about a random dog he found than any villager in the game.

  • @drunkginger0077
    @drunkginger0077 3 роки тому +685

    “Please don’t take that clip out of context”
    *Cracks Knuckles*

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +2

      yep, we watched the same video as you

    • @penny5063
      @penny5063 3 роки тому +18

      @@starke4842 the fact that you took time out of your day to comment this on people’s comments is quite sad

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +3

      @@penny5063 it took 20 seconds lol

    • @xyzcherie
      @xyzcherie 3 роки тому +11

      @@starke4842 cry

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +3

      @@xyzcherie nobody is crying lol

  • @nikinihachu5531
    @nikinihachu5531 3 роки тому +5370

    "attempt to marry my own child"
    sorry, I think we missed a few chapters-

    • @daf6332
      @daf6332 3 роки тому +223

      *Sweet home alabama starts playing*

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 3 роки тому +77

      @@daf6332 sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue

    • @fruitycola9200
      @fruitycola9200 3 роки тому +47

      @@abowl5667 oh sweet home Alabama , sweet home Alabama

    • @a.hypocrite
      @a.hypocrite 3 роки тому +21

      boffy caught in 445k

    • @alexander_1154
      @alexander_1154 3 роки тому +2

      What is the time stap

  • @KaelDalisay
    @KaelDalisay Рік тому +4

    Him swearing is probably the best thing in this vid😂

  • @silentotaku8
    @silentotaku8 3 роки тому +375

    The dispenser called “Planned Parenthood” had me wheezing! XD

  • @ThetacocatxD
    @ThetacocatxD 3 роки тому +540

    "I gave her my axe on axeident."
    Even though he murdered his children, he really is a dad.

  • @iamtrash731
    @iamtrash731 3 роки тому +1977

    I fear this man because he kissed hitler and then proceeded to kill him.

  • @TtEL
    @TtEL Рік тому +10

    I love how he tried to throw it into the well like some kind of sacrifice

  • @calspi7772
    @calspi7772 3 роки тому +2382

    Boffy’s that one kid at school everyone knows but is to scared to approach

    • @named746
      @named746 3 роки тому +43

      Overlord boffy

    • @gaborfuzi2195
      @gaborfuzi2195 3 роки тому +9

      420 likes. wow
      i wont like it just cuz i want to keep it

    • @midit20
      @midit20 3 роки тому +8

      Why he gives u a ton of coal...wait

    • @turboboost4494
      @turboboost4494 3 роки тому +3

      @@gaborfuzi2195 ok now 911 even better

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 3 роки тому +3

      Especially since his voice is sooo deep

  • @DemonixLive
    @DemonixLive 3 роки тому +2587

    nobodys gonna bring up that the dispenser was labelled "planned parenthood"

    • @tuatagovailoa1770
      @tuatagovailoa1770 3 роки тому +105

      I saw. That killed me

    • @Tgungen
      @Tgungen 3 роки тому +30

      Genius

    • @anthonyc9065
      @anthonyc9065 3 роки тому +149

      @@tuatagovailoa1770 it killed the baby too

    • @bentheboss2542
      @bentheboss2542 3 роки тому +17

      Shhhhh you weren’t supposed to tell

    • @guunk
      @guunk 3 роки тому +20

      @@anthonyc9065 cherry on top, good job

  • @gotroot2009
    @gotroot2009 3 роки тому +463

    “Man in South Dakota Brutally murders his own family after being told that it was a Minecraft Mod”

  • @MagaracDebeluhar
    @MagaracDebeluhar Рік тому +6

    Your list of to-dos is basically a crusader kings guide

  • @user-jb1ic3fb4d
    @user-jb1ic3fb4d Рік тому +1467

    Bro, 24:15 was my absolute breaking point. The delivery of "Wow, this is a durable baby" had me in hysterics. This video was a trip.

  • @amtrakisveryepic
    @amtrakisveryepic 3 роки тому +525

    "Can't abuse a family without a family"
    Abused orphans: *well yes but actually no*

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 3 роки тому +26

      Technoblade: "So,it seems as if you aren't content with your life... *draws orphan obliterator* I can help you to get rid of it."

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 3 роки тому +1

      w h a t ?
      am i really dumb or?

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 3 роки тому

      that makes no sense

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 3 роки тому +10

      @@imperialguardsman5726 the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans

    • @squidcoffee
      @squidcoffee 3 роки тому +6

      @@imperialguardsman5726 _officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE._

  • @random.mp4164
    @random.mp4164 3 роки тому +1512

    *"I'm gonna name it 'domestic abuse' because that's basically whats gonna happen"*

    • @talloran7744
      @talloran7744 3 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @terrifyingpresence7539
      @terrifyingpresence7539 3 роки тому +19

      He got demonatized for that lmao

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +5

      yeah bro its almost like we watched the same video as you

    • @random.mp4164
      @random.mp4164 3 роки тому +5

      @@starke4842 just quoting my favorite line of the video, chill.

    • @lilytheangel.
      @lilytheangel. 3 роки тому

      IoI---- I shouldn't laugh at that

  • @Igneo_real
    @Igneo_real 11 місяців тому +7

    ‘Ok now that the area has been “sanitised” I can start my work’ YAY MORE FOOD

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 3 роки тому +874

    "So, heard art school didn't work out for you."
    my god

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings 3 роки тому +707

    "Honey why is the baby on fire?"
    *_"BUY ME MORE JEWELLRY"_*

  • @justagamingyt507
    @justagamingyt507 3 роки тому +704

    "I didn't lose your baby, I Lost the baby from the wife I murdered"
    Had me dying
    14:00

    • @radiangacha2762
      @radiangacha2762 2 роки тому +10

      I feel like that would concern someone more

  • @phickss
    @phickss 3 роки тому +830

    “this is what friends do for eachother”
    *slowly pushes in lava*

    • @lilytheangel.
      @lilytheangel. 3 роки тому +8

      FRIENDSHIP

    • @tallybone
      @tallybone 3 роки тому +3

      To put them out of their misery duh! You should do that for me

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 роки тому

      Well I mean, he didn't burn his dogs...

  • @lilladyluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7270
    @lilladyluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7270 3 роки тому +192

    The way he can say "Kill" and "Baby" together in a sentence in such a monotone voice-

  • @limestone0947
    @limestone0947 3 роки тому +881

    I love it how the dispensers were just casually named "Planned Parenthood"

  • @Endermaster200
    @Endermaster200 13 днів тому +1

    “You don’t need to go to church, I’m your god now”
    -Boffy

  • @nuclearnadal8449
    @nuclearnadal8449 3 роки тому +543

    Boffy : She still loves me but she's trying to kill me
    Yeah that's life

  • @criss11225
    @criss11225 3 роки тому +504

    fun fact : boffy doesn't know how to deal with kids so he tries to marry them.

  • @funnymonkey3961
    @funnymonkey3961 Рік тому +788

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food
    Edit: it’s incredibly efficient
    Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is

    • @foxliasgriffinYT
      @foxliasgriffinYT Рік тому +5

      damn didnt realize too

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum Рік тому +4

      That is messed up😂

    • @4ndr00med4
      @4ndr00med4 Рік тому +37

      "As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me"
      *DEAR GOD NO-*
      "as someone who's played this mod before."
      oh okay

    • @ferretdog
      @ferretdog 10 місяців тому +3

      @@4ndr00med4I thought the same thing lmao

    • @Hg-un6bz
      @Hg-un6bz 9 місяців тому

      What is the mod called

  • @Unholyfrog32
    @Unholyfrog32 Рік тому +9

    I like how I your voice is so calming, but you keep talking about murder 😂

  • @joexists
    @joexists 3 роки тому +507

    boffy: almost gets canceled on twitter.
    also boffy: domestic abuse mod lets goo!!

    • @FireChampions
      @FireChampions 3 роки тому +2

      Les goooo

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 3 роки тому +3

      He has a Twitter? Time to follow I guess

    • @athernaut7939
      @athernaut7939 3 роки тому +2

      huh why? whatd he do lol

    • @crunbcxhy
      @crunbcxhy 3 роки тому +3

      @@athernaut7939 Shhhh. It's better for you not to know, child. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @athernaut7939
      @athernaut7939 3 роки тому +1

      @@crunbcxhy okay 😟

  • @dispitdcrusdr1283
    @dispitdcrusdr1283 3 роки тому +300

    Boffy: “ I’m gonna stay away from you.”
    Also Boffy: “ I’m gonna go flirt with Hitler.”

  • @БатПешо
    @БатПешо 3 роки тому +947

    “Do I need to feed my child?”

    • @redboy6924
      @redboy6924 3 роки тому +17

      Who said you have too

    • @redboy6924
      @redboy6924 3 роки тому +6

      Yes yes you do

    • @thewithermaster6322
      @thewithermaster6322 3 роки тому +6

      no.

    • @mapelsyrup
      @mapelsyrup 3 роки тому +11

      No, they produce food from the combines of their butt cheeks.

    • @convictivn
      @convictivn 3 роки тому +4

      @@mapelsyrup look guys i said /j cause i don't have a father

  • @yoyoamam5050
    @yoyoamam5050 11 місяців тому +3

    As an employee for PETA
    He earned himself a bounty of 14 billion

  • @violetsparklez1191
    @violetsparklez1191 3 роки тому +689

    I cannot believe this man got friendzoned by a bunch of code

    • @coccacoorra
      @coccacoorra 3 роки тому +13

      more accurately, a collection of pixels

    • @sealy009
      @sealy009 3 роки тому +11

      @@coccacoorra No, a accurtate of rgb pixels and code made by a person who has coded this shit, F U N .

    • @sansyori8661
      @sansyori8661 3 роки тому +7

      Dating simulators be like

    • @rumory
      @rumory 3 роки тому +9

      people get friendzoned by a bunch of cells everyday

    • @Jenivaldo_Silva
      @Jenivaldo_Silva 3 роки тому +1

      I got soooo shocked with that cells comment... Bruh

  • @zer0voidz506
    @zer0voidz506 3 роки тому +425

    Boffy pov: *dies and ends video*
    Family pov: "daddy left for the milk and never came back again"

  • @randomsam17
    @randomsam17 3 роки тому +256

    "he seems suicidal already, ill leave him alone"
    rare scene of boffy caring for another being

    • @lavenderlemons8199
      @lavenderlemons8199 3 роки тому +11

      I don’t think he cared, I think he just did it to spite the sheep

    • @karendjukic7088
      @karendjukic7088 3 роки тому +1

      No. The sheep was suisidal and he doesn’t want them to have there way

  • @Ranboo_Ghostboo
    @Ranboo_Ghostboo 11 місяців тому +5

    The “ay fuck off mate I’m mining here, oi why are you so piffy” had me laughing 😂

  • @spam4239
    @spam4239 3 роки тому +164

    "you want coal?"
    "what? no-"
    "DID I STUTTER"

  • @spriteart0
    @spriteart0 3 роки тому +642

    I just love how Boffys voice is so passive-agressive.

  • @verp5119
    @verp5119 3 роки тому +234

    Boffy : **killing babies**
    Technoblade : **killing orphans**

  • @Flowxrz0
    @Flowxrz0 Рік тому +5

    "So I can't throw children"
    -Boffy

  • @sleepycow445
    @sleepycow445 3 роки тому +108

    Love how he names the baby burner "Planned Parenthood. " True icon

  • @TyRae_Turner
    @TyRae_Turner 2 роки тому +1484

    Love the historically accurate Hitler bit, him surviving a few assassination attempts

  • @kereal2591
    @kereal2591 3 роки тому +720

    I love how he named the baby dispenser "Planned parenthood"
    Seems pretty accurate

    • @abcdefg5686
      @abcdefg5686 3 роки тому +2

      @happyify somehow second reply

    • @PHart10
      @PHart10 3 роки тому +2

      Its scarry how many people watch this

    • @kereal2591
      @kereal2591 3 роки тому +1

      @@PHart10 ?

    • @violentab7920
      @violentab7920 3 роки тому +1

      @@PHart10 what how

    • @starblliss
      @starblliss 3 роки тому +1

      @@PHart10 what how is it scary

  • @Lavender_pup100
    @Lavender_pup100 10 місяців тому +8

    21:20 BRO CALLED THE CHILD A MISTAKE IN SO MANY DIFFERENT LANGUAGES 🥶💀

  • @jeremydelarosa4175
    @jeremydelarosa4175 3 роки тому +386

    The sheep was only pretending to be suicidal so you wouldn’t kill it

    • @Inactive_channellol
      @Inactive_channellol 3 роки тому +8

      He’s right..
      THE SHEEP IS STILL ALIVE KILL THE LYING B-
      KILL HIM
      -K I L L- -H I M-

    • @rccntth
      @rccntth 3 роки тому +2

      actually im the sheep so i was actually hoping i would die🙄🤚

    • @firefoxgamingpg3d
      @firefoxgamingpg3d 3 роки тому +2

      @@rccntth 😨

    • @tac0os972
      @tac0os972 3 роки тому

      @@rccntth just don't be suicidal and then you'll die next time c:

    • @rccntth
      @rccntth 3 роки тому

      @@tac0os972thank you i shall now be happy >:’(

  • @stillarlo9499
    @stillarlo9499 3 роки тому +499

    "Can't abuse a family without a family, am i right?" -Boffy 2021

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 роки тому +11

      As a ex-prisoner, I can confirm that this is *false*

    • @stillarlo9499
      @stillarlo9499 3 роки тому +3

      @@B58-Minecraft LOL

    • @castleinruins7153
      @castleinruins7153 3 роки тому

      hello you exist it took me like 5 minutes to find this comment

  • @i_wastramatizedatwc_ymca1184
    @i_wastramatizedatwc_ymca1184 3 роки тому +1675

    Boffy: I’m not a bad boyfriend”. Also boffy: processedess to put his child in an oven

  • @NEWANDIMPROVEDANGELA
    @NEWANDIMPROVEDANGELA Місяць тому +12

    Bad parenting be like: 0:57

  • @cursorthesecond
    @cursorthesecond 3 роки тому +585

    24:16 "oh this a durable baby"
    imagine being his neighbour and hearing that

    • @captainducktape689
      @captainducktape689 3 роки тому +9

      Imagine being his mother and hearing that

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 роки тому +33

      @@captainducktape689 as a female, id be the one to say it. if my baby cant withstand extreme weather conditions and getting mauled by a grizzly bear i dont want it

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 роки тому +7

      @havajaba akakabba if my baby cant get revenge on both the weather and the grizzly bear i dont want it

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 роки тому +6

      @havajaba akakabba if my baby isnt god i dont want it

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 роки тому +5

      @havajaba akakabba if its alive, it should be dead

  • @ethangoulden3584
    @ethangoulden3584 3 роки тому +250

    "Awww incest is off the table?" The line most taken out of context in 2021

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 роки тому +353

    I love how he cares for one dog than any human family in the whole game

  • @s0ph146
    @s0ph146 11 місяців тому +1

    4:46 Boffy about to pillage the village as if he’s in the Tiger Force of Vietnam😂

  • @128minutes
    @128minutes 3 роки тому +743

    Animals: * exist *
    Boffy: "And i took that personally"

    • @ingrata6602
      @ingrata6602 3 роки тому +3

      514 likes and no comments? Dont mind if i do

    • @osuipad2107
      @osuipad2107 3 роки тому +1

      @@ingrata6602 guess I'll be second

    • @128minutes
      @128minutes 3 роки тому

      @@ingrata6602 lol now u just made me realise how much likes this comment had

    • @ingrata6602
      @ingrata6602 3 роки тому +1

      @@128minutes My pleasure ;)

  • @mochi1i794
    @mochi1i794 3 роки тому +472

    Imagine being boffys mom just coming to tell him something and then hearing ‘She looks more like my girlfriend, so I’m gonna cheat with her... but then when I kill her it will be worse, so I’ll go with you’

  • @ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta
    @ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta 3 роки тому +2933

    “I don’t think he’s capable of movement, doesn’t mean he can’t work tho”
    -The American School System 2021

    • @cennix
      @cennix 3 роки тому +68

      literally any school system

    • @theoe354
      @theoe354 3 роки тому +25

      @@cennix shhh. they think they have it worse than the rest of the world 🤫

    • @cennix
      @cennix 3 роки тому +11

      @@theoe354 ahhh the typical Americans

    • @ilovecakecanihaveapiece
      @ilovecakecanihaveapiece 3 роки тому +5

      @@cennix they just haven't gone to any other countries

    • @cennix
      @cennix 3 роки тому +6

      @@ilovecakecanihaveapiece typical Americans

  • @alidaoosthuizen1962
    @alidaoosthuizen1962 16 днів тому

    21:19 “Accidents happen sometimes ,how do you think this guy was born?” This is my favourite moment I just HAD to comment about it

  • @rayucha
    @rayucha 3 роки тому +610

    “How do you get a girlfriend?”
    “Just shove her with coal!”

  • @Mavisaki112
    @Mavisaki112 3 роки тому +691

    I can never tell when to laugh or call the police

    • @falucy
      @falucy 3 роки тому +14

      LMFAOO

    • @duckeyster479
      @duckeyster479 3 роки тому +4

      Fan of ditf

    • @dstroyer11YT
      @dstroyer11YT 3 роки тому +8

      Literally the same reaction I have to most of the channels I'm subscribed to

    • @cswizzly
      @cswizzly 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment

    • @xdr8c956
      @xdr8c956 3 роки тому +2

      @@duckeyster479 oh i see u are a man of culture alwell!!

  • @overdrive00
    @overdrive00 3 роки тому +267

    Never thought I’d hear “look at these fine meadows hitler” while watching a minecraft video

    • @Chip_Is_A_Gamer
      @Chip_Is_A_Gamer 3 роки тому +1

      Love your profile 🤣

    • @youruncleolaf4694
      @youruncleolaf4694 3 роки тому +4

      @@Chip_Is_A_Gamer buddy,,, you spelt l'manburg wrong

    • @vega7434
      @vega7434 3 роки тому +1

      You can hear eney thing with boffy

    • @sontalks
      @sontalks 3 роки тому +1

      @@Chip_Is_A_Gamer ich bin ein manburger

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 3 роки тому

      really?

  • @SamaDrawsGirls
    @SamaDrawsGirls Місяць тому +4

    1:36 me af 😎 CoOt My LiFe InTo pIeCeS-

  • @ToriTrevino
    @ToriTrevino 3 роки тому +428

    Boffy's Parents: So why don't you have a girlfriend?
    Boffy: I gave them coal- and then I murdered them.

    • @CarlosAlexandre-gv2kn
      @CarlosAlexandre-gv2kn 3 роки тому +1

      @Strawberry user :3 ikr

    • @equinevolunteer9017
      @equinevolunteer9017 3 роки тому

      wtf this makes no f* sense-

    • @ToriTrevino
      @ToriTrevino 3 роки тому +1

      @@equinevolunteer9017 :( because- he gave them coal and then minutes later he murdered them. It's self-explanatory.

    • @ToriTrevino
      @ToriTrevino 3 роки тому +1

      @Strawberry user :3 Frrrr

    • @demidiu7808
      @demidiu7808 3 роки тому +1

      @@ToriTrevino big brain

  • @DeezNuts-qj4ep
    @DeezNuts-qj4ep 3 роки тому +560

    These words I will remember for my entire life “the baby is on fire”

    • @cherrypie2295
      @cherrypie2295 3 роки тому +6

      Its like a super fucked dr suess poem

    • @-SummerDied5757
      @-SummerDied5757 3 роки тому +5

      THIS BABY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS GI- BABY IS ON FIREEEE. Sorry that song just randomly popped up in my mind-.

    • @mistressmiku2770
      @mistressmiku2770 3 роки тому +4

      Same tho 😂

    • @steropeshu
      @steropeshu 3 роки тому +7

      BUY ME MORE JEWELRY

    • @shadowassassin7592
      @shadowassassin7592 3 роки тому +1

      " you can't say that's not funny the baby is on fire"🤣😂👌👍

  • @elektrik7357
    @elektrik7357 3 роки тому +232

    Boffy: Gives the girl solid gold
    Also Boffy: Gets friendzoned

  • @PokemonTrading-ez2po
    @PokemonTrading-ez2po Рік тому +7

    Two and a half minutes in and I already think this man should have a lifetime comedian scholarship and should have trillions of life sentences along with being hunted by every megaverse’s top hunters

  • @hooriaoribia2826
    @hooriaoribia2826 3 роки тому +326

    boffy: posted*
    _my skin is clear, the star is shining bright, my grandpa is alive, my mask peels off in one piece_

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 роки тому +8

      That was extremely specific

    • @Kyle1st100
      @Kyle1st100 3 роки тому +3

      wait what is that last one n o

    • @450blues
      @450blues 3 роки тому +8

      my dad is back.

  • @JafoTHEgreat
    @JafoTHEgreat 3 роки тому +555

    My guy single handedly made the best minecraft thumbnail I've ever seen.

    • @kerodine
      @kerodine 3 роки тому +7

      Let’s not forget that DanTDM did this in his Diamond Dimensions series.

    • @flipflop_bell
      @flipflop_bell 3 роки тому +1

      @@kerodine oh this is why it felt familiar

    • @caroline6218
      @caroline6218 3 роки тому

      Imagine if Notch saw this video. That would be hilarious!

    • @mangakatalsik8599
      @mangakatalsik8599 3 роки тому

      Your profile is intresting

    • @adraxas13
      @adraxas13 3 роки тому

      @@caroline6218 notch is a terrible person dont talk about him

  • @xx-fxckcookie-xx2137
    @xx-fxckcookie-xx2137 3 роки тому +365

    “ can’t get these girls off me, must be my pasty white skin and devilish smile”
    Ted bundy said the same thing

    • @cazhmonii
      @cazhmonii 3 роки тому +6

      "Can't get these girls off me, must be my pasty white skin and devilish smile" -Ted Boffy, 2021

  • @stefan_c.76
    @stefan_c.76 2 місяці тому +1

    Alternative title: "Committing crimes against humanity for 26 minutes straight".

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz Місяць тому

      Didn't know murder was legal

  • @cometcal7387
    @cometcal7387 3 роки тому +394

    this is a totally family friendly video, recommended for c h i l d r e n