@@dominicavery1634 nah Succubus keeps you alive so they can feed of on your Seeds until days and then they suck out your soul as you shrivel into a dried fruit.
There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” I know because I tried it a long time ago. The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.
wait, this looks like a reference to the sims 2 where you could cook a baby on a barbecue (idk if this is officially in the game or if it’s a mod too, but it’s similar
I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.
very nice profile picture! and i agree. dark humor shouldn't be a cheap gag to get a laugh, like fart jokes and "random" humor. just like any good humor, it has a time and a place to be really funny. boffy does it right.
As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food Edit: it’s incredibly efficient Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is
"As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me" *DEAR GOD NO-* "as someone who's played this mod before." oh okay
@@captainducktape689 as a female, id be the one to say it. if my baby cant withstand extreme weather conditions and getting mauled by a grizzly bear i dont want it
Imagine being boffys mom just coming to tell him something and then hearing ‘She looks more like my girlfriend, so I’m gonna cheat with her... but then when I kill her it will be worse, so I’ll go with you’
Two and a half minutes in and I already think this man should have a lifetime comedian scholarship and should have trillions of life sentences along with being hunted by every megaverse’s top hunters
“I need to find a female, pretty sure those are the ones you can have kids with” is somthing an alien would say if they came to earth
What's the mod name
@Rel ok
But you can also have a child with the same gender in MCA lol
@Rel Because it's Minecraft and doesn't necessarily have to match with reality?
@Rel because everything In Minecraft is basically unisex...
"Im going to go flirt with Hitler"
Jesus Boffy I think this is the video most likely to make twitter hate you
fr
please offend as much of mcyttwt as possible they deserve it
we share our last name we have to fight for it like the joshes
Well tbh I think Offending a Twittertard is a good accomplishment albeit a very easy one
Twitter hates everyone
I like how he was concerned about someone clipping him saying he wantnto have a baby with a man but not marring a child
And trying to cook a baby
Lmao
I think he meant the whole thing tho
@@bersspon3256 yeah
he probably stuttered lol
Boffy: *kisses Russell at first sight*
Russell: I think I love you...
Also Boffy: That was rather *fast.*
The cherry on top is that Russell is a minor
@@isaaclawrason4160miner
@@isaaclawrason4160average boffy video can get him 110+ years of jail time
@@isaaclawrason4160lolz
@@isaaclawrason4160 then tell me why jit had a beard-
The way he goes into the village, seduces the men and then drags them away to kill them is like some cryptic monster lmao
It’s called a siren it’s basically what you described but they live in water
@@destrumthetiger9274 oh damn you right
He is a succubus.
@@dominicavery1634 nah Succubus keeps you alive so they can feed of on your Seeds until days and then they suck out your soul as you shrivel into a dried fruit.
@@MrDuck-po3wy jesus christ
A wise man once said "you can't abuse a family, without a family" this is definitely going to be my new life motto
That same wise man murdered every woman in a village because they prefered a certain 'Ash'
THE BABYS NOOOOOO
He’s 16
@@juliaalvarez537 What’s your point?
Raven He’s not a man yet
Fun fact : Boffy got his real-life girlfriend by giving her coal
No
@Delancey Hsu dam you really roasted him hard
CAP
Got my boyfriend coal for Christmas once, lol they were so angry but then gave them actuall presents. Funniest thing ever
Woah wow so cool :/
Sir, you're an absolute lunatic. You have my subscription.
I love how Boffy is concerned about only his plan being an out of context clip when literally every moment in this video is out of context.
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear tob
@@AxxLAfriku wut
@@AxxLAfriku shüt
stop give him attention
report for spam and move on
@@vierzehn575 well said
How people get girlfriends
Everyone: flirts with a girl and being nice to her
Boffy: C O A L
You have to throw it at them though
it’s good to note that this only works in west virginia
Then burn the baby and eat it
@@dannylongarms4926 😭
yuppers
There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
I know because I tried it a long time ago.
The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.
wait, this looks like a reference to the sims 2 where you could cook a baby on a barbecue (idk if this is officially in the game or if it’s a mod too, but it’s similar
Name of the mod?
@@swasb3385 Minecraft comes alive
jesus christ...
mmmm, yes. f u e l
Rewatching these 3 years later was a treat
“Hey I’m back, your ring is in the oven.”
“...you still love me right?”
yeah bro we watched the same video as you
@꧁IMPROBABLE MADNESS꧂ what
@@starke4842 obviously he meant yh lil
I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.
Hate when it happens
That happens all the time
Relatable
r/Im14andthisisdeep
I know relatable
Minecraft comes alive, but not anymore thanks to Boffy.
Yes
Ok
that was a good one
minecraft comes to die
Yeah, f*ck Iife.
those last 2 words in the title really be saving his career
“Can’t abuse a family without a family” -Boffy 2021
Yes
right when i was readong this comment he said that
@Jayden Suero he has 404 likes
He's not wrong.
Welp he's right
the fact he has a girlfriend irl still feels unreal to me
but at the same time isnt
@@luckyy.reinelle for real it’s confusing
He does? wait i´m confused because... wait what?
uhhh i think they broke up a while back? he mentioned it in his texture pack video, unless he got a new one already
@@ramirezloste9655 nah they got back together
the fact he says he has plans to marry his own child so calmly concerns me
Wanted to like but can't
@@avocadosensai139 it’s ok
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Ikr
I think that's just the tone of his voice
"how rude of them to already be pillaged when i get here I WAS GONNA DO THAT >:(" my favourite quote
Imagine going on minecraft and seeing your friend in a world called “better domestic abuse”
Lmao
How do you see what world your friend is in? Im guessin discord rich presence mods
@@RubyPiec you can see that stuff in bedrock edition
@@poopsockvr9766 yeah but this is a java mod so shut up bedrock
@@RubyPiec ya. I know its java, i was saying that bedrock has that feature
“Can’t abuse a family without a family, am i right?”
-Boffy, 2021
Lmao
"Can't abuse a child without a child." -my mom at 19
*cries*
Lol
Why does his minecraft looks like an older version
@@FootyDoesForensics The mod was made for 1.12, so its not compatible with newer versions
Honestly we need more of this content. Humor like this is rare nowadays, and Boffy shows that it can be done right
@Marley Gaming how does that have to do with content
agreed.
I agree, dark humor has its place and time
very nice profile picture! and i agree. dark humor shouldn't be a cheap gag to get a laugh, like fart jokes and "random" humor. just like any good humor, it has a time and a place to be really funny. boffy does it right.
Nice pfp
"I'll leave this one be, he seems to already be suicidal" is such a great sentence
"I lost ONE baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me, like come on"
One of the best quotes I've heard
What about: attempt to marry my own children 😏
@@DaBirbnamedferbMan that’s a hard one
Man this is tough "births a baby " boffy " aww can u fit in the oven"
“I’m gonna go flirt with Hitler, actually, now that I think about it”
“No need to go to church I’m your god now.”
Not even 30 seconds into the video
“This is the baby burner, it runs entirely powered by babies”
20 seconds into the video
dont forget the planned parenthood sign. i loved that
before any liberals try to cancel me, i am pro choice
@@shankaka_99 I am anti life, no one deserves to live
@@basedintellectual9704 you’re right 😔 i was wrong before, you’ve completely demolished my arguemnt. anti-lifers unite
@@shankaka_99 death is always the answer.
"I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler"
I love the internet
Same
gotta love it
Same XD
same
Reddit’s a marvelous place.
i play this mod, you can't romance your kids but you can romance your grankids
this is the scariest modpack ever when it's put into a psychopath perspective.
Mod
What's the mod name?
@@ievr6641 Minecraft comes alive reborn
Tbh Boffy is a psychopath. But I’m here for it.
minecraft comes alive is one mod
“Brutally murdering my family”
“#7 On trending for Gaming”
I love this community
Same
Make that #5 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING
Pog
Its 5 on trending now :/
Anddddddddd, somehow parents said that gaming is bad
The fact that he speaks in a monotone voice while murdering the villagers is so funny to me for some reason
Hi
@@candyreactions2171 hello
Supe
This is concerning, not funny
Ikr that's wut makes it funny
19:18 what a pickup line
The best thing about this is that he cares more about a random dog he found than any villager in the game.
“Please don’t take that clip out of context”
*Cracks Knuckles*
yep, we watched the same video as you
@@starke4842 the fact that you took time out of your day to comment this on people’s comments is quite sad
@@penny5063 it took 20 seconds lol
@@starke4842 cry
@@xyzcherie nobody is crying lol
"attempt to marry my own child"
sorry, I think we missed a few chapters-
*Sweet home alabama starts playing*
@@daf6332 sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue
@@abowl5667 oh sweet home Alabama , sweet home Alabama
boffy caught in 445k
What is the time stap
Him swearing is probably the best thing in this vid😂
The dispenser called “Planned Parenthood” had me wheezing! XD
I didn't actually notice that LMAO
@@theorangedinosaur4098 XD
I would’ve called it Delayed Abortion, but Planned Parenthood works also
"I gave her my axe on axeident."
Even though he murdered his children, he really is a dad.
Ah yes
*Axeident*
@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 dbabe convertable
@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 dababr convartable
@@idkwhattonamemychannel6526 I'm a big fan.
2.5.2021 The axeident
I fear this man because he kissed hitler and then proceeded to kill him.
he provented world war 2 in minecraft by killing hitler
Same lol
I love your profile picture
Like Judas to Jesus, Boffy betrayed Hitler with a kiss. Truly poetic.
@@myhandsdealaciddamage3189 wow
I love how he tried to throw it into the well like some kind of sacrifice
Boffy’s that one kid at school everyone knows but is to scared to approach
Overlord boffy
420 likes. wow
i wont like it just cuz i want to keep it
Why he gives u a ton of coal...wait
@@gaborfuzi2195 ok now 911 even better
Especially since his voice is sooo deep
nobodys gonna bring up that the dispenser was labelled "planned parenthood"
I saw. That killed me
Genius
@@tuatagovailoa1770 it killed the baby too
Shhhhh you weren’t supposed to tell
@@anthonyc9065 cherry on top, good job
“Man in South Dakota Brutally murders his own family after being told that it was a Minecraft Mod”
"Its a jojo reference"
@@evi1fnyt obviously
florida man
Why South Dakota?
I live in south dakota im dead-
Your list of to-dos is basically a crusader kings guide
Bro, 24:15 was my absolute breaking point. The delivery of "Wow, this is a durable baby" had me in hysterics. This video was a trip.
durababy
@@SMILEYFACE3412😂😂😂LOL
@@SMILEYFACE3412dababy
"Can't abuse a family without a family"
Abused orphans: *well yes but actually no*
Technoblade: "So,it seems as if you aren't content with your life... *draws orphan obliterator* I can help you to get rid of it."
w h a t ?
am i really dumb or?
that makes no sense
@@imperialguardsman5726 the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans
@@imperialguardsman5726 _officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE._
*"I'm gonna name it 'domestic abuse' because that's basically whats gonna happen"*
Yes
He got demonatized for that lmao
yeah bro its almost like we watched the same video as you
@@starke4842 just quoting my favorite line of the video, chill.
IoI---- I shouldn't laugh at that
‘Ok now that the area has been “sanitised” I can start my work’ YAY MORE FOOD
"So, heard art school didn't work out for you."
my god
The austrian painter is your god?
I read this comment at that part lol
And he’s a cartographer as well
Theres more.
@@asmallpackage6731 no...
"Honey why is the baby on fire?"
*_"BUY ME MORE JEWELLRY"_*
That is one sentence that hits _way_ different when you imagine it in Boffy's eternally flat voice.
Yo, Tomoko-chan
asdfmovie Reference heh
your profile pis
@@justinkeithpagaran8686 ik
"I didn't lose your baby, I Lost the baby from the wife I murdered"
Had me dying
14:00
I feel like that would concern someone more
“this is what friends do for eachother”
*slowly pushes in lava*
FRIENDSHIP
To put them out of their misery duh! You should do that for me
Well I mean, he didn't burn his dogs...
The way he can say "Kill" and "Baby" together in a sentence in such a monotone voice-
I love it how the dispensers were just casually named "Planned Parenthood"
LMAO
M.
Lmao
😂
I know mannn
“You don’t need to go to church, I’m your god now”
-Boffy
Boffy : She still loves me but she's trying to kill me
Yeah that's life
but coal solves it right
Your comment is the definition of "underrated"
LMAO this comment is very underratted
Me: "First time?"
Huh, sounds like my girlfriend...
fun fact : boffy doesn't know how to deal with kids so he tries to marry them.
i hope i read that wrong
Oh god I read that wrong anyways 😃
EDP?
,
THAT SOUNDS SO BAD
As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food
Edit: it’s incredibly efficient
Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is
damn didnt realize too
That is messed up😂
"As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me"
*DEAR GOD NO-*
"as someone who's played this mod before."
oh okay
@@4ndr00med4I thought the same thing lmao
What is the mod called
I like how I your voice is so calming, but you keep talking about murder 😂
boffy: almost gets canceled on twitter.
also boffy: domestic abuse mod lets goo!!
Les goooo
He has a Twitter? Time to follow I guess
huh why? whatd he do lol
@@athernaut7939 Shhhh. It's better for you not to know, child. Ignorance is bliss.
@@crunbcxhy okay 😟
Boffy: “ I’m gonna stay away from you.”
Also Boffy: “ I’m gonna go flirt with Hitler.”
“Do I need to feed my child?”
Who said you have too
Yes yes you do
no.
No, they produce food from the combines of their butt cheeks.
@@mapelsyrup look guys i said /j cause i don't have a father
As an employee for PETA
He earned himself a bounty of 14 billion
I cannot believe this man got friendzoned by a bunch of code
more accurately, a collection of pixels
@@coccacoorra No, a accurtate of rgb pixels and code made by a person who has coded this shit, F U N .
Dating simulators be like
people get friendzoned by a bunch of cells everyday
I got soooo shocked with that cells comment... Bruh
Boffy pov: *dies and ends video*
Family pov: "daddy left for the milk and never came back again"
his child died there is only a wife and husband no child
ok
"he seems suicidal already, ill leave him alone"
rare scene of boffy caring for another being
I don’t think he cared, I think he just did it to spite the sheep
No. The sheep was suisidal and he doesn’t want them to have there way
The “ay fuck off mate I’m mining here, oi why are you so piffy” had me laughing 😂
"you want coal?"
"what? no-"
"DID I STUTTER"
I just love how Boffys voice is so passive-agressive.
IoI yep
I do not know what you mean
@@i-dislike-handles Yeah, me neither
Idk i think he sounds to quirky
I know right Im here for it
Boffy : **killing babies**
Technoblade : **killing orphans**
THEY CAN BE BESTIES
I want to see a collab between Techno and Boffy
@Brynn Benkowich
Kekeke
THEY ARE MENT FOR EACH OTHER :D 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰
I mean I don't see the difference :]
"So I can't throw children"
-Boffy
Love how he names the baby burner "Planned Parenthood. " True icon
Love the historically accurate Hitler bit, him surviving a few assassination attempts
More like Mao Zedong, atleast hitler doesn’t kill animals XD
Also pol pot
@@xanderaguado9984 well, actually-
@@catwithevilintentions2632 what?
@@xanderaguado9984 Hitler fed his dog cyanide, I believe. So he technically did kill an animal
I love how he named the baby dispenser "Planned parenthood"
Seems pretty accurate
@happyify somehow second reply
Its scarry how many people watch this
@@PHart10 ?
@@PHart10 what how
@@PHart10 what how is it scary
21:20 BRO CALLED THE CHILD A MISTAKE IN SO MANY DIFFERENT LANGUAGES 🥶💀
The sheep was only pretending to be suicidal so you wouldn’t kill it
He’s right..
THE SHEEP IS STILL ALIVE KILL THE LYING B-
KILL HIM
-K I L L- -H I M-
actually im the sheep so i was actually hoping i would die🙄🤚
@@rccntth 😨
@@rccntth just don't be suicidal and then you'll die next time c:
@@tac0os972thank you i shall now be happy >:’(
"Can't abuse a family without a family, am i right?" -Boffy 2021
As a ex-prisoner, I can confirm that this is *false*
@@B58-Minecraft LOL
hello you exist it took me like 5 minutes to find this comment
Boffy: I’m not a bad boyfriend”. Also boffy: processedess to put his child in an oven
IoI-
Cursed cake
He said not a bad boyfriend
Never said anything about being a good father 😊👌
My guy you spelt proceeds wrong
Processedess
Bad parenting be like: 0:57
GET OU-
GET OU-
GET OU-
Yo is there ginna be a “GET OU-“ chain?
@@NEWANDIMPROVEDANGELA GET OU-
24:16 "oh this a durable baby"
imagine being his neighbour and hearing that
Imagine being his mother and hearing that
@@captainducktape689 as a female, id be the one to say it. if my baby cant withstand extreme weather conditions and getting mauled by a grizzly bear i dont want it
@havajaba akakabba if my baby cant get revenge on both the weather and the grizzly bear i dont want it
@havajaba akakabba if my baby isnt god i dont want it
@havajaba akakabba if its alive, it should be dead
"Awww incest is off the table?" The line most taken out of context in 2021
2021
@@Kaliskot lmao
time traveler forgot to update his calendar
I love how he cares for one dog than any human family in the whole game
That's Boffy for ya
4:46 Boffy about to pillage the village as if he’s in the Tiger Force of Vietnam😂
Animals: * exist *
Boffy: "And i took that personally"
514 likes and no comments? Dont mind if i do
@@ingrata6602 guess I'll be second
@@ingrata6602 lol now u just made me realise how much likes this comment had
@@128minutes My pleasure ;)
Imagine being boffys mom just coming to tell him something and then hearing ‘She looks more like my girlfriend, so I’m gonna cheat with her... but then when I kill her it will be worse, so I’ll go with you’
Lol
@@truck-kun5924 lol
@@marcgdr7038 Lol
@@pairs7103 LOl
@@andrewdeleon559 *LOL*
“I don’t think he’s capable of movement, doesn’t mean he can’t work tho”
-The American School System 2021
literally any school system
@@cennix shhh. they think they have it worse than the rest of the world 🤫
@@theoe354 ahhh the typical Americans
@@cennix they just haven't gone to any other countries
@@ilovecakecanihaveapiece typical Americans
21:19 “Accidents happen sometimes ,how do you think this guy was born?” This is my favourite moment I just HAD to comment about it
“How do you get a girlfriend?”
“Just shove her with coal!”
google: search a girl that you love and flirt with her.
bing:
Well shi-
Correct
@@burger.1509 *brazzers intensifies*
@@hoodievil383"Just shove"
I can never tell when to laugh or call the police
LMFAOO
Fan of ditf
Literally the same reaction I have to most of the channels I'm subscribed to
Underrated comment
@@duckeyster479 oh i see u are a man of culture alwell!!
Never thought I’d hear “look at these fine meadows hitler” while watching a minecraft video
Love your profile 🤣
@@Chip_Is_A_Gamer buddy,,, you spelt l'manburg wrong
You can hear eney thing with boffy
@@Chip_Is_A_Gamer ich bin ein manburger
really?
1:36 me af 😎 CoOt My LiFe InTo pIeCeS-
I’m embarassed
What
Boffy's Parents: So why don't you have a girlfriend?
Boffy: I gave them coal- and then I murdered them.
@Strawberry user :3 ikr
wtf this makes no f* sense-
@@equinevolunteer9017 :( because- he gave them coal and then minutes later he murdered them. It's self-explanatory.
@Strawberry user :3 Frrrr
@@ToriTrevino big brain
These words I will remember for my entire life “the baby is on fire”
Its like a super fucked dr suess poem
THIS BABY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS GI- BABY IS ON FIREEEE. Sorry that song just randomly popped up in my mind-.
Same tho 😂
BUY ME MORE JEWELRY
" you can't say that's not funny the baby is on fire"🤣😂👌👍
Boffy: Gives the girl solid gold
Also Boffy: Gets friendzoned
Two and a half minutes in and I already think this man should have a lifetime comedian scholarship and should have trillions of life sentences along with being hunted by every megaverse’s top hunters
boffy: posted*
_my skin is clear, the star is shining bright, my grandpa is alive, my mask peels off in one piece_
That was extremely specific
wait what is that last one n o
my dad is back.
My guy single handedly made the best minecraft thumbnail I've ever seen.
Let’s not forget that DanTDM did this in his Diamond Dimensions series.
@@kerodine oh this is why it felt familiar
Imagine if Notch saw this video. That would be hilarious!
Your profile is intresting
@@caroline6218 notch is a terrible person dont talk about him
“ can’t get these girls off me, must be my pasty white skin and devilish smile”
Ted bundy said the same thing
"Can't get these girls off me, must be my pasty white skin and devilish smile" -Ted Boffy, 2021
Alternative title: "Committing crimes against humanity for 26 minutes straight".
Didn't know murder was legal
this is a totally family friendly video, recommended for c h i l d r e n
To e a t
@@handsomesquidward7205 yummy
The
@@Starkiller44545 The
*Oh no*