Brutally Murdering My Family In Minecraft

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  • Опубліковано 30 кві 2021
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  • @b1battledroid790
    @b1battledroid790 2 роки тому +5091

    “I need to find a female, pretty sure those are the ones you can have kids with” is somthing an alien would say if they came to earth

  • @thisistheclub8677
    @thisistheclub8677 2 роки тому +3199

    "I accidentally murder one baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me"
    -Boffy

  • @user-jb1ic3fb4d
    @user-jb1ic3fb4d 7 місяців тому +422

    Bro, 24:15 was my absolute breaking point. The delivery of "Wow, this is a durable baby" had me in hysterics. This video was a trip.

  • @funnymonkey3961
    @funnymonkey3961 11 місяців тому +683

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me as someone who’s played this mod before. The best part is if you do this in multiplayer there’s a procreate command (it doesn’t actually show anything obviously a baby just instantly pops in your Inventory) you can spam the command and if you have one person spamming the command the other person can play whack-a-mole clicking the babies as they appear straight into the super smelter for infinite food
    Edit: it’s incredibly efficient
    Edit 2: somehow only now noticing how incredibly old this video is

    • @foxliasgriffinYT
      @foxliasgriffinYT 11 місяців тому +4

      damn didnt realize too

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +4

      That is messed up😂

    • @da_purple_lizard
      @da_purple_lizard 4 місяці тому +30

      "As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this video was gonna be incredibly relatable to me"
      *DEAR GOD NO-*
      "as someone who's played this mod before."
      oh okay

    • @ferretdog
      @ferretdog Місяць тому +3

      @@da_purple_lizardI thought the same thing lmao

    • @Hg-un6bz
      @Hg-un6bz Місяць тому

      What is the mod called

  • @andrewwinsky4014
    @andrewwinsky4014 3 роки тому +4240

    The way he goes into the village, seduces the men and then drags them away to kill them is like some cryptic monster lmao

    • @destrumthetiger9274
      @destrumthetiger9274 3 роки тому +285

      It’s called a siren it’s basically what you described but they live in water

    • @smoresmuggler420
      @smoresmuggler420 3 роки тому +53

      @@destrumthetiger9274 oh damn you right

    • @dominicavery1634
      @dominicavery1634 3 роки тому +41

      He is a succubus.

    • @MrDuck-po3wy
      @MrDuck-po3wy 3 роки тому +121

      @@dominicavery1634 nah Succubus keeps you alive so they can feed of on your Seeds until days and then they suck out your soul as you shrivel into a dried fruit.

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 3 роки тому +56

      @@MrDuck-po3wy jesus christ

  • @nikinihachu5531
    @nikinihachu5531 3 роки тому +4916

    "attempt to marry my own child"
    sorry, I think we missed a few chapters-

    • @daf6332
      @daf6332 3 роки тому +208

      *Sweet home alabama starts playing*

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 3 роки тому +73

      @@daf6332 sweet home Alabama where the skies are so blue

    • @fruitycola9200
      @fruitycola9200 3 роки тому +46

      @@abowl5667 oh sweet home Alabama , sweet home Alabama

    • @a.hypocrite
      @a.hypocrite 3 роки тому +21

      boffy caught in 445k

    • @alexander_1154
      @alexander_1154 3 роки тому +2

      What is the time stap

  • @Thepurpleguy12
    @Thepurpleguy12 7 місяців тому +107

    “An alarming amount of those items on that list involve incest” I was crying on the floor laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @cwandtheblueenderman6568
    @cwandtheblueenderman6568 Місяць тому +15

    Boffy: *kisses Russell at first sight*
    Russell: I think I love you...
    Also Boffy: That was rather *fast.*

  • @Kevin_Theadore1
    @Kevin_Theadore1 3 роки тому +1941

    I like how he was concerned about someone clipping him saying he wantnto have a baby with a man but not marring a child

    • @lmao2881
      @lmao2881 3 роки тому +86

      And trying to cook a baby

    • @lmao2881
      @lmao2881 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @bersspon3256
      @bersspon3256 3 роки тому +71

      I think he meant the whole thing tho

    • @eliekdahl4266
      @eliekdahl4266 3 роки тому +5

      @@bersspon3256 yeah

    • @ziurza
      @ziurza 3 роки тому +5

      he probably stuttered lol

  • @dog-dj9bf
    @dog-dj9bf 2 роки тому +3498

    How people get girlfriends
    Everyone: flirts with a girl and being nice to her
    Boffy: C O A L

  • @noobyboilolz
    @noobyboilolz 9 місяців тому +188

    William Afton speedrunning ten new animatronics💀💀💀

    • @NovaTheScreechingDragon
      @NovaTheScreechingDragon Місяць тому +3

      lmao good one

    • @noobyboilolz
      @noobyboilolz Місяць тому +1

      ​@@NovaTheScreechingDragon thx bisexual dragon!

    • @NovaTheScreechingDragon
      @NovaTheScreechingDragon 24 дні тому +1

      @@noobyboilolz np! (its the asexual flag btw, but i used to be bi anyway so i dont care lmao)

    • @noobyboilolz
      @noobyboilolz 24 дні тому

      @@NovaTheScreechingDragon my bad original gangsta!

    • @KomajuDraws
      @KomajuDraws 13 днів тому

      ​@@NovaTheScreechingDragonu can be bi and ace at the same time! ace just means ur not interested in sex or sexual ideas

  • @professionalmexican5731
    @professionalmexican5731 11 місяців тому +121

    This guy is definitely going to be a great parent 😉👍

  • @kittenlover7806
    @kittenlover7806 2 роки тому +1521

    "I lost ONE baby and suddenly nobody wants to have kids with me, like come on"
    One of the best quotes I've heard

    • @Brightstarvids
      @Brightstarvids Рік тому +19

      What about: attempt to marry my own children 😏

    • @YeetusMcfleetus
      @YeetusMcfleetus 2 місяці тому

      @@BrightstarvidsMan that’s a hard one

  • @random.mp4164
    @random.mp4164 3 роки тому +1423

    *"I'm gonna name it 'domestic abuse' because that's basically whats gonna happen"*

    • @talloran7744
      @talloran7744 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @terrifyingpresence7539
      @terrifyingpresence7539 3 роки тому +19

      He got demonatized for that lmao

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +5

      yeah bro its almost like we watched the same video as you

    • @random.mp4164
      @random.mp4164 3 роки тому +3

      @@starke4842 just quoting my favorite line of the video, chill.

    • @lilytheangel.
      @lilytheangel. 3 роки тому

      IoI---- I shouldn't laugh at that

  • @miguelcastillo4336
    @miguelcastillo4336 5 місяців тому +30

    those last 2 words in the title really be saving his career

  • @mathsasian
    @mathsasian 8 місяців тому +12

    the hitler looking one being a cartographer is crazy

  • @Ghostifis
    @Ghostifis 3 роки тому +3697

    “Brutally murdering my family”
    “#7 On trending for Gaming”
    I love this community

  • @syrupsandwichhhh
    @syrupsandwichhhh 3 роки тому +4706

    I love how Boffy is concerned about only his plan being an out of context clip when literally every moment in this video is out of context.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +4

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear tob

    • @itisindeedtangle
      @itisindeedtangle 3 роки тому +53

      @@AxxLAfriku wut

    • @loofieskris
      @loofieskris 3 роки тому +21

      @@AxxLAfriku shüt

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 3 роки тому +61

      stop give him attention
      report for spam and move on

    • @kingp1n817
      @kingp1n817 3 роки тому +2

      @@vierzehn575 well said

  • @roachymoment
    @roachymoment 7 місяців тому +62

    i certainly do miss your content, but wherever you are right now, i hope you're doing well :) you're amazing boffy

  • @paristorc1069
    @paristorc1069 3 місяці тому +9

    "how rude of them to already be pillaged when i get here I WAS GONNA DO THAT >:(" my favourite quote

  • @Dezaxis
    @Dezaxis 3 роки тому +2932

    “Can’t abuse a family without a family” -Boffy 2021

  • @tangyhyperspace2217
    @tangyhyperspace2217 3 роки тому +724

    "Im going to go flirt with Hitler"
    Jesus Boffy I think this is the video most likely to make twitter hate you

    • @deceasedbeing9540
      @deceasedbeing9540 3 роки тому +1

      fr

    • @NinjaSox7
      @NinjaSox7 3 роки тому +29

      please offend as much of mcyttwt as possible they deserve it

    • @microdisturbia
      @microdisturbia 3 роки тому

      we share our last name we have to fight for it like the joshes

    • @shadowranger5907
      @shadowranger5907 3 роки тому +12

      Well tbh I think Offending a Twittertard is a good accomplishment albeit a very easy one

    • @etiguess
      @etiguess 3 роки тому +4

      Twitter hates everyone

  • @ch3ckerd
    @ch3ckerd 9 місяців тому +20

    9:53
    bros descending into madness

  • @yaboiedgar
    @yaboiedgar 5 місяців тому +16

    19:18 what a pickup line

  • @awaterbottlefullofdeoderan2965
    @awaterbottlefullofdeoderan2965 2 роки тому +2316

    "I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler"
    I love the internet

  • @DemonixLive
    @DemonixLive 3 роки тому +2235

    nobodys gonna bring up that the dispenser was labelled "planned parenthood"

    • @tuatagovailoa1770
      @tuatagovailoa1770 3 роки тому +90

      I saw. That killed me

    • @Tgungen
      @Tgungen 3 роки тому +24

      Genius

    • @anthonyc9065
      @anthonyc9065 3 роки тому +126

      @@tuatagovailoa1770 it killed the baby too

    • @bentheboss2542
      @bentheboss2542 3 роки тому +13

      Shhhhh you weren’t supposed to tell

    • @guunk
      @guunk 3 роки тому +19

      @@anthonyc9065 cherry on top, good job

  • @mrkuan880
    @mrkuan880 8 місяців тому +13

    5:52 bro just end ww2💀

  • @Rydrake6
    @Rydrake6 Місяць тому +3

    Sir, you're an absolute lunatic. You have my subscription.

  • @neondogquit3902
    @neondogquit3902 3 роки тому +762

    I was born in a dark, cold cave. My dad looks like a shark. I’m stuck in a pink cloth that grinds my skin. I only got to live for 10 seconds before I got thrown into a long hole of despair. My life was a dreadful carnival of pain and I could never be happier that I’m burning in hell.

  • @daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 роки тому +1877

    A wise man once said "you can't abuse a family, without a family" this is definitely going to be my new life motto

  • @GUERREIRO4610
    @GUERREIRO4610 7 місяців тому +4

    honestly the best and funniest minecraft video ever

  • @user-wu4gk6ut1h
    @user-wu4gk6ut1h 6 місяців тому +3

    Him swearing is probably the best thing in this vid😂

  • @iamtrash731
    @iamtrash731 2 роки тому +1809

    I fear this man because he kissed hitler and then proceeded to kill him.

  • @polarvfx3427
    @polarvfx3427 2 роки тому +7415

    the fact he says he has plans to marry his own child so calmly concerns me

  • @ashhplayz9489
    @ashhplayz9489 6 місяців тому +4

    i thought psychopaths were basically serial killers...
    welp... that knowledge has been thrown out of a 80 story building and crushed under 7 18 wheelers by this video

  • @Olliegt12
    @Olliegt12 3 місяці тому +4

    ‘Ok now that the area has been “sanitised” I can start my work’ YAY MORE FOOD

  • @amtrakisveryepic4169
    @amtrakisveryepic4169 3 роки тому +512

    "Can't abuse a family without a family"
    Abused orphans: *well yes but actually no*

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 3 роки тому +25

      Technoblade: "So,it seems as if you aren't content with your life... *draws orphan obliterator* I can help you to get rid of it."

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 3 роки тому +1

      w h a t ?
      am i really dumb or?

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 3 роки тому

      that makes no sense

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 3 роки тому +10

      @@imperialguardsman5726 the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans

    • @squidcoffee
      @squidcoffee 3 роки тому +6

      @@imperialguardsman5726 _officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE._

  • @violetsparklez1191
    @violetsparklez1191 3 роки тому +674

    I cannot believe this man got friendzoned by a bunch of code

    • @colastorm7997
      @colastorm7997 3 роки тому +13

      more accurately, a collection of pixels

    • @sealy009
      @sealy009 3 роки тому +11

      @@colastorm7997 No, a accurtate of rgb pixels and code made by a person who has coded this shit, F U N .

    • @sansyori8661
      @sansyori8661 3 роки тому +7

      Dating simulators be like

    • @rumory
      @rumory 3 роки тому +9

      people get friendzoned by a bunch of cells everyday

    • @jenivaldosilva_
      @jenivaldosilva_ 3 роки тому +1

      I got soooo shocked with that cells comment... Bruh

  • @jamiehughes5573
    @jamiehughes5573 10 місяців тому +23

    I remember this mod, i remember when sjin hit his baby with a flaming sword and sent it to go hunting.
    Yogscast blastoff modpack

    • @TheTankboi927
      @TheTankboi927 5 місяців тому

      Is that the name of the mod?

    • @Sleepy_cherry
      @Sleepy_cherry Місяць тому

      @@TheTankboi927 the main mod in this video is Minecraft comes alive

  • @Mike_is_bi_and_trans
    @Mike_is_bi_and_trans 3 місяці тому +4

    The “ay fuck off mate I’m mining here, oi why are you so piffy” had me laughing 😂

  • @calspi7772
    @calspi7772 3 роки тому +2303

    Boffy’s that one kid at school everyone knows but is to scared to approach

    • @named746
      @named746 3 роки тому +42

      Overlord boffy

    • @gaborfuzi2195
      @gaborfuzi2195 3 роки тому +9

      420 likes. wow
      i wont like it just cuz i want to keep it

    • @midit20
      @midit20 3 роки тому +8

      Why he gives u a ton of coal...wait

    • @turboboost4494
      @turboboost4494 3 роки тому +3

      @@gaborfuzi2195 ok now 911 even better

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 3 роки тому +4

      Especially since his voice is sooo deep

  • @ApothicaryReader
    @ApothicaryReader 2 роки тому +6708

    “Can’t abuse a family without a family, am i right?”
    -Boffy, 2021

  • @izidorzupan9665
    @izidorzupan9665 4 місяці тому +3

    Your list of to-dos is basically a crusader kings guide

  • @TtEL
    @TtEL 4 місяці тому +5

    I love how he tried to throw it into the well like some kind of sacrifice

    • @WAGGLE666
      @WAGGLE666 Місяць тому

      That npc looked like his gf lol, I slept with his gf

  • @bluejay2386
    @bluejay2386 3 роки тому +857

    Imagine going on minecraft and seeing your friend in a world called “better domestic abuse”

    • @d3adyoutubeaccount
      @d3adyoutubeaccount 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 3 роки тому +7

      How do you see what world your friend is in? Im guessin discord rich presence mods

    • @poopsockvr9766
      @poopsockvr9766 3 роки тому +5

      @@RubyPiec you can see that stuff in bedrock edition

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 3 роки тому +1

      @@poopsockvr9766 yeah but this is a java mod so shut up bedrock

    • @poopsockvr9766
      @poopsockvr9766 3 роки тому +4

      @@RubyPiec ya. I know its java, i was saying that bedrock has that feature

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings 3 роки тому +664

    "Honey why is the baby on fire?"
    *_"BUY ME MORE JEWELLRY"_*

  • @Clownerrz.
    @Clownerrz. 7 місяців тому +3

    "Fear me pheasant.."

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 8 місяців тому +1

    you: *gently pushes sheep into the lava while saying "this is what friends do to each other"*
    I dunno why but that really got me XD

  • @drunkginger0077
    @drunkginger0077 3 роки тому +653

    “Please don’t take that clip out of context”
    *Cracks Knuckles*

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +2

      yep, we watched the same video as you

    • @penny5063
      @penny5063 3 роки тому +17

      @@starke4842 the fact that you took time out of your day to comment this on people’s comments is quite sad

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +2

      @@penny5063 it took 20 seconds lol

    • @xyzcherie
      @xyzcherie 3 роки тому +11

      @@starke4842 cry

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +2

      @@xyzcherie nobody is crying lol

  • @Dat_Cool_Kat
    @Dat_Cool_Kat 2 роки тому +2389

    There used to be a feature in this mod where you could put a baby inside of a furnace and it would actually cook it. After being cooked it would then turn into a tombstone and a message in chat would pop up saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
    I know because I tried it a long time ago.
    The feature was actually added after one of the developers for the mod saw a playthrough of the mod by TBone105. At one point Tbone105 tried to cook a baby in a furnace but nothing happened. The developer then added the feature I described as an Easter egg to him.

    • @partybot1436
      @partybot1436 2 роки тому +139

      wait, this looks like a reference to the sims 2 where you could cook a baby on a barbecue (idk if this is officially in the game or if it’s a mod too, but it’s similar

    • @swasb3385
      @swasb3385 2 роки тому +17

      Name of the mod?

    • @Dat_Cool_Kat
      @Dat_Cool_Kat 2 роки тому +61

      @@swasb3385 Minecraft comes alive

    • @rain2001
      @rain2001 2 роки тому +12

      jesus christ...

    • @randallsanders1766
      @randallsanders1766 2 роки тому +33

      mmmm, yes. f u e l

  • @chrismccabe1655
    @chrismccabe1655 8 місяців тому +2

    I swear even when he’s talking about murder his voice is so relaxing

  • @lisalord2185
    @lisalord2185 11 місяців тому +1

    “I’m not menacing at all”
    *whilst the bunny is running away*
    *and flashbacks to killing 4 bunnys* 4:05

  • @trashdragon6289
    @trashdragon6289 3 роки тому +415

    “Hey I’m back, your ring is in the oven.”
    “...you still love me right?”

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому +2

      yeah bro we watched the same video as you

    • @starke4842
      @starke4842 3 роки тому

      @꧁IMPROBABLE MADNESS꧂ what

    • @Cat18364
      @Cat18364 3 роки тому

      @@starke4842 obviously he meant yh lil

  • @limestone0947
    @limestone0947 3 роки тому +859

    I love it how the dispensers were just casually named "Planned Parenthood"

  • @berensloan5819
    @berensloan5819 7 місяців тому +2

    The Letsgameitout of Minecraft. Truly amazing.

  • @HazbinHotel_4Lifee
    @HazbinHotel_4Lifee 5 місяців тому +3

    "So I can't throw children"
    -Boffy

  • @NaTive219
    @NaTive219 2 роки тому +4142

    The fact that he speaks in a monotone voice while murdering the villagers is so funny to me for some reason

  • @Unholyfrog32
    @Unholyfrog32 3 місяці тому +5

    I like how I your voice is so calming, but you keep talking about murder 😂

  • @NorbYyY_GG
    @NorbYyY_GG 4 місяці тому +2

    These were the best 30 minutes of my life

  • @goldenkingyo
    @goldenkingyo 2 роки тому +859

    Not even 30 seconds into the video
    “This is the baby burner, it runs entirely powered by babies”

    • @carnium
      @carnium 2 роки тому +14

      20 seconds into the video

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 2 роки тому +6

      dont forget the planned parenthood sign. i loved that
      before any liberals try to cancel me, i am pro choice

    • @basedintellectual9704
      @basedintellectual9704 2 роки тому +10

      @@shankaka_99 I am anti life, no one deserves to live

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 2 роки тому +10

      @@basedintellectual9704 you’re right 😔 i was wrong before, you’ve completely demolished my arguemnt. anti-lifers unite

    • @thatonestarman4127
      @thatonestarman4127 2 роки тому +10

      @@shankaka_99 death is always the answer.

  • @ThetacocatxD
    @ThetacocatxD 3 роки тому +510

    "I gave her my axe on axeident."
    Even though he murdered his children, he really is a dad.

  • @heartlessstone9034
    @heartlessstone9034 Місяць тому +2

    It wasn’t even a minute before the babies were in lava

  • @s0ph146
    @s0ph146 2 місяці тому +1

    4:46 Boffy about to pillage the village as if he’s in the Tiger Force of Vietnam😂

  • @Mavisaki112
    @Mavisaki112 3 роки тому +682

    I can never tell when to laugh or call the police

    • @zmb03
      @zmb03 3 роки тому +14

      LMFAOO

    • @duckeyster479
      @duckeyster479 3 роки тому +4

      Fan of ditf

    • @dstroyer11YT
      @dstroyer11YT 3 роки тому +8

      Literally the same reaction I have to most of the channels I'm subscribed to

    • @caffeineaddictedskeleton8039
      @caffeineaddictedskeleton8039 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment

    • @xdr8c956
      @xdr8c956 3 роки тому +2

      @@duckeyster479 oh i see u are a man of culture alwell!!

  • @whyareyoulookingatmyname6667
    @whyareyoulookingatmyname6667 3 роки тому +349

    _The boffy to-do list_
    1) *M u r d e r my wife and kids*
    2) *Attempt to marry my own CHILD*
    3) *Make my children get married TO each OTHER?*
    4) *Have a afair*
    5) *Have an entire second family kept s e c r e t from my first family*
    6) *A T T E M P T. T O. H A V E. A. C H I L D. W I T H. A. M A N.*
    1:49
    _I can see, he is the man of the house._

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 8 місяців тому +1

    "Attempt to have a child with a man. Please don't take that out of context."

  • @AverageGameEnthusiast1
    @AverageGameEnthusiast1 5 місяців тому +1

    Omg, i watched this like a few days after it came out, and now i came across it again. This is a great video

  • @ethangoulden3584
    @ethangoulden3584 3 роки тому +247

    "Awww incest is off the table?" The line most taken out of context in 2021

  • @phickss
    @phickss 3 роки тому +810

    “this is what friends do for eachother”
    *slowly pushes in lava*

    • @lilytheangel.
      @lilytheangel. 3 роки тому +8

      FRIENDSHIP

    • @spicyday1591
      @spicyday1591 3 роки тому +3

      To put them out of their misery duh! You should do that for me

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 роки тому

      Well I mean, he didn't burn his dogs...

  • @pwnedbygeneric
    @pwnedbygeneric 6 місяців тому +6

    When I'll grow up, I'm gonna become Boffy

  • @oliverjackson2766
    @oliverjackson2766 4 місяці тому +1

    I saw this a long time ago, it's still incredibly funny, I just love the part with the suicidal sheep

  • @xx-fxckcookie-xx2137
    @xx-fxckcookie-xx2137 3 роки тому +362

    “ can’t get these girls off me, must be my pasty white skin and devilish smile”
    Ted bundy said the same thing

    • @cazhmonii
      @cazhmonii 3 роки тому +6

      "Can't get these girls off me, must be my pasty white skin and devilish smile" -Ted Boffy, 2021

  • @Foocy-.
    @Foocy-. 14 днів тому +1

    I love how he barely eats at the beginning and just kills everything 😂

  • @Fake_EmotionYT
    @Fake_EmotionYT 7 місяців тому +1

    Love the man who has violence in his name

  • @joexists
    @joexists 3 роки тому +491

    boffy: almost gets canceled on twitter.
    also boffy: domestic abuse mod lets goo!!

    • @FireChampions
      @FireChampions 3 роки тому +2

      Les goooo

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 3 роки тому +3

      He has a Twitter? Time to follow I guess

    • @athernaut7939
      @athernaut7939 3 роки тому +2

      huh why? whatd he do lol

    • @crunbcxhy
      @crunbcxhy 3 роки тому +3

      @@athernaut7939 Shhhh. It's better for you not to know, child. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @athernaut7939
      @athernaut7939 3 роки тому +1

      @@crunbcxhy okay 😟

  • @XNeutron_official
    @XNeutron_official 3 роки тому +32823

    Fun fact : Boffy got his real-life girlfriend by giving her coal

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 роки тому +105

      No

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 роки тому +358

      @Delancey Hsu dam you really roasted him hard

    • @deadtrollz6533
      @deadtrollz6533 3 роки тому +54

      CAP

    • @ch1kn_tenders
      @ch1kn_tenders 3 роки тому +216

      Got my boyfriend coal for Christmas once, lol they were so angry but then gave them actuall presents. Funniest thing ever

    • @jiminslostjams8760
      @jiminslostjams8760 3 роки тому +19

      Woah wow so cool :/

  • @user-gx7du7zn4t
    @user-gx7du7zn4t Місяць тому +1

    I found you while I was sick you are very funny and you helped me get better❤️‍🔥🤒

  • @5nightsatgengars830
    @5nightsatgengars830 8 місяців тому +1

    Omg I don’t want my gardens to see this but it’s so funny 😅😅❤😂

  • @pleasureisgood5957
    @pleasureisgood5957 2 роки тому +1826

    this is the scariest modpack ever when it's put into a psychopath perspective.

  • @Paul-jv3cq
    @Paul-jv3cq 2 роки тому +2935

    “I don’t think he’s capable of movement, doesn’t mean he can’t work tho”
    -The American School System 2021

    • @cennix
      @cennix 2 роки тому +68

      literally any school system

    • @theoe354
      @theoe354 2 роки тому +25

      @@cennix shhh. they think they have it worse than the rest of the world 🤫

    • @cennix
      @cennix 2 роки тому +11

      @@theoe354 ahhh the typical Americans

    • @ilovecakecanihaveapiece
      @ilovecakecanihaveapiece 2 роки тому +5

      @@cennix they just haven't gone to any other countries

    • @cennix
      @cennix 2 роки тому +6

      @@ilovecakecanihaveapiece typical Americans

  • @Yourlocaldumdum
    @Yourlocaldumdum 15 днів тому

    21:26 “y’know accidents happe, how do you think this guy was born?” Got me on the floor😭💀✨

  • @ShreksToes3308
    @ShreksToes3308 21 день тому +2

    “Attempt to marry my own child”
    Excuse me WHAT???

  • @silentotaku8
    @silentotaku8 3 роки тому +364

    The dispenser called “Planned Parenthood” had me wheezing! XD

  • @justagamingyt507
    @justagamingyt507 2 роки тому +697

    "I didn't lose your baby, I Lost the baby from the wife I murdered"
    Had me dying
    14:00

    • @radiangacha2762
      @radiangacha2762 2 роки тому +10

      I feel like that would concern someone more

  • @jaronht3218
    @jaronht3218 2 місяці тому

    Dude would be the best narrator for a book Your voice is so smooth

  • @AAron017
    @AAron017 4 місяці тому

    I love how straightforward boffy is in his videos

  • @ButterIsHotter
    @ButterIsHotter 3 роки тому +263

    The best thing about this is that he cares more about a random dog he found than any villager in the game.

  • @Samithecutie
    @Samithecutie 3 роки тому +1066

    I feel bad for laughing at his heartless acts to npcs
    *B u t i t ‘ s f u n n y*
    I’m honestly a lil concerned that _this_ is one of my most popular comments 😳

  • @sushm_7767
    @sushm_7767 6 місяців тому +1

    22:40 "Look I saved you" *procedes to one punch her*

  • @MilkzyVR
    @MilkzyVR 9 місяців тому

    2:09 favorite boffy quote OAT

  • @TyRae_Turner
    @TyRae_Turner 2 роки тому +1459

    Love the historically accurate Hitler bit, him surviving a few assassination attempts

  • @PokemonTrading-ez2po
    @PokemonTrading-ez2po 4 місяці тому +7

    Two and a half minutes in and I already think this man should have a lifetime comedian scholarship and should have trillions of life sentences along with being hunted by every megaverse’s top hunters

  • @anshsrivastava1052
    @anshsrivastava1052 9 місяців тому +1

    Mom: Boffy, where are the kids?
    Bofffy: UHHH
    The Kidssss?...... bro what kids...!

  • @inkfernado9114
    @inkfernado9114 2 роки тому +553

    This guy: “ima attempt to get a man pregnant”
    Every fanfic writer making a fanchild for a gay couple

    • @inkfernado9114
      @inkfernado9114 2 роки тому +2

      @Untruly True I already know what mpreg is

    • @inkfernado9114
      @inkfernado9114 2 роки тому +6

      @Untruly True yeah I saw some mpreg by going too deep into the fan fiction area and my mind got tainted by the mpreg

    • @diollinebranderson6553
      @diollinebranderson6553 2 роки тому +1

      @Untruly True mpreg is disgusting.

    • @hankj.wimbleton3032
      @hankj.wimbleton3032 2 роки тому +2

      So basically they shit babies out?

    • @WilliamRBl00m
      @WilliamRBl00m 2 роки тому +2

      @@diollinebranderson6553 canonical mpreg

  • @rayucha
    @rayucha 2 роки тому +606

    “How do you get a girlfriend?”
    “Just shove her with coal!”

  • @ZeEpicGamer1
    @ZeEpicGamer1 10 місяців тому +3

    This guy's gonna be a great dad

  • @aretard7995
    @aretard7995 5 місяців тому +1

    "I'm gonna go flirt with Hitler actually now that I think about it"
    -Boffy circa. 21st century (colorized)

  • @stillarlo9499
    @stillarlo9499 3 роки тому +497

    "Can't abuse a family without a family, am i right?" -Boffy 2021

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 роки тому +11

      As a ex-prisoner, I can confirm that this is *false*

    • @stillarlo9499
      @stillarlo9499 3 роки тому +3

      @@B58-Minecraft LOL

    • @castleinruins7153
      @castleinruins7153 3 роки тому

      hello you exist it took me like 5 minutes to find this comment

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 роки тому +14526

    Minecraft comes alive, but not anymore thanks to Boffy.

  • @S0me_Rand0
    @S0me_Rand0 3 місяці тому +4

    "I'm saying a lot of weird sentences in this video" Pal I've been quoting you for the past entire video ya think?