Beating Minecraft Hardcore Mode With Only Wooden Tools

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  • @teresia2846
    @teresia2846 4 роки тому +7309

    Boffy sounds like he's tired of *every, single, thing* and trying to be *calm* makes this so much better.

    • @starlaser100
      @starlaser100 4 роки тому +82

      yeah he's like technoblade

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 4 роки тому +26

      Am I the only one who wants to drink bleach cuz he didn't use at least on piece of iron to make a shield? Or would that break his rule?

    • @loveysunlightmoon7726
      @loveysunlightmoon7726 4 роки тому +22

      For real he sounds like hes tired of almost every thing 😂 but his videos are still funny

    • @teresia2846
      @teresia2846 4 роки тому +27

      @@DarkestKnightshade Shield isn't considered a 'tool', so yeah.

    • @gabvmon
      @gabvmon 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, it's annoying

  • @quoroe2809
    @quoroe2809 4 роки тому +954

    The amount of joy I am experiencing because of this man actually having an upload schedule is immeasurable

  • @ra1npod
    @ra1npod 4 роки тому +2737

    Satan gets scared when he sees Boffy killing a dragon with beds wood and snowballs

    • @-moon-266
      @-moon-266 4 роки тому +43

      *Yes, this frightens me.*

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 4 роки тому +10

      *he fears boffy even more when he beats the dragon*

    • @needleboy17
      @needleboy17 4 роки тому +4

      FoxCannon gets mad when he sees Boffy killing a fox

    • @vehicularbronchitis1114
      @vehicularbronchitis1114 4 роки тому +3

      he ehh how can i say it he cheated look he go 3 purple beds magically

    • @stormtrooper6004
      @stormtrooper6004 4 роки тому

      I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me

  • @Jstar7777
    @Jstar7777 3 роки тому +1511

    He just casually gets an emerald from a fox and isn't even impressed by it. It's super rare for a fox to drop an emerald

    • @kneelingpheasant8911
      @kneelingpheasant8911 3 роки тому +24

      What about the pigman and chicken?

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user 3 роки тому +20

      @@kneelingpheasant8911
      Pinksheep

    • @Jstar7777
      @Jstar7777 2 роки тому +35

      Zombie pitman and chicken, pink sheep, emerald from fox 8 ender pearls from 1 gold trade

    • @SweatySheets
      @SweatySheets 8 місяців тому +6

      Fake probably. Look at his Minecraft day in his F3 menu, as well as his coordinates; when he finds the pink sheep and again at the village when he says he's been searching for an hour and half. He's moved maybe 500 blocks from a jungle and apparently found iron in a pirate ship that he didn't show us. Unless he means it's been an hour and half since he started, but it's night time so it's an hour at most with it saying day 2

  • @ziyaokut8225
    @ziyaokut8225 4 роки тому +12153

    "I was trying to eat bread but i lit myself on fire." Hate when that happens.

    • @yappyplays639
      @yappyplays639 4 роки тому +271

      So relatable

    • @qqoyy
      @qqoyy 4 роки тому +151

      Sucks man

    • @Moss1
      @Moss1 4 роки тому +54

      Subscribe to technoblade

    • @xansav0699
      @xansav0699 4 роки тому +74

      Fajitadog no

    • @seeya3705
      @seeya3705 4 роки тому +52

      Fajitadog no

  • @bankruptgecko4829
    @bankruptgecko4829 3 роки тому +5856

    I love how his voice is monotone yet full of emotion simultaneously.

    • @unmysticaldude
      @unmysticaldude 3 роки тому +78

      basically cr1tikal

    • @april5946
      @april5946 3 роки тому +23

      Lol he sounds kinda like corpse-

    • @angelgutzz1750
      @angelgutzz1750 3 роки тому +53

      That's how my voice is lol
      Its a problem since everyone thinks I'm being sarcastic lmao

    • @anxiouscatgod3125
      @anxiouscatgod3125 3 роки тому +63

      He sounds kinda like a mix of Technoblade and Cr1tikal with the simultaneous deadpan and extreme sarcasm all the time.

    • @AWD_2006
      @AWD_2006 3 роки тому +1

      @DropPhinz stfu kid you listen to dreams music

  • @masonv5143
    @masonv5143 4 роки тому +13186

    When you get “free the end” before getting “getting an upgrade”

    • @spookbag24
      @spookbag24 4 роки тому +77

      lol

    • @mudkibb
      @mudkibb 4 роки тому +425

      "Darnit! I did it again!"

    • @surefirebeast0599
      @surefirebeast0599 4 роки тому +164

      2020 in a nutshell

    • @talhaanwar6618
      @talhaanwar6618 4 роки тому +42

      what's scary
      is that this has 666 likes and I aint gonna change it

    • @chikin_butt
      @chikin_butt 4 роки тому +24

      My life in a nutshell

  • @magnoIiq
    @magnoIiq 3 роки тому +500

    3:32 Actually makes sense. Foxes are really good thiefs, he stole the emerald and then it dropped it after you kill it

    • @Cwza
      @Cwza 3 роки тому +9

      0.5 per fox chance epic reaction

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 3 роки тому +14

      Ik there is a 1% chance of a fox spawning and naturally having an emerald

    • @Cwza
      @Cwza 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamespotter1436 ok didnt ask tho

    • @ant_ler3837
      @ant_ler3837 3 роки тому +17

      @@Cwza i mean no asked for your comment

    • @YourLocalNobody420
      @YourLocalNobody420 3 роки тому +13

      @@Cwza the world doesn’t revolve around you

  • @blakberri1460
    @blakberri1460 4 роки тому +1420

    Imaging just seeing the achivments, "stone age" "free the end" it must be so confusing

    • @condawg5984
      @condawg5984 4 роки тому +25

      And we need to go deeper

    • @chxrlies.angels
      @chxrlies.angels 4 роки тому +5

      And getting wood I think

    • @katesszz
      @katesszz 4 роки тому +48

      Well theres [Ice Bucket Challenge] [Aquire Hardware] [Hot Stuff] [We Need To Go Deeper] [A Terrible Fortress] [Into Fire] [Eye Spy] and then [Free the End]

    • @Pyked
      @Pyked 4 роки тому +16

      @@katesszz nerd

    • @katesszz
      @katesszz 4 роки тому +10

      @@Pyked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @mikewazowski7702
    @mikewazowski7702 4 роки тому +2748

    12:03 “I hate this game!”
    13:02 “I love this game.”
    15:46 “I don’t like this game.”

  • @mrgrind-bc7nz
    @mrgrind-bc7nz 4 роки тому +3857

    He just not gonna talk about how Trevor and bartholomew just disappeared

    • @cynicalnews963
      @cynicalnews963 4 роки тому +372

      ypu mean barmolothew?
      And they probably died.

    • @hullabaloo612
      @hullabaloo612 4 роки тому +25

      Ye

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 4 роки тому +168

      He probably killed them

    • @miraisanegg2308
      @miraisanegg2308 4 роки тому +104

      Omg ikr I've been looking for a comment talking about their disappearance
      I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭

    • @chuurizo6597
      @chuurizo6597 4 роки тому +95

      they didnt tp to him cause he used a boat and went across ocean and went out of their tp range

  • @aydengamesandmore.9150
    @aydengamesandmore.9150 3 роки тому +162

    I like the fact that he saved the coordinates for a lava pit so he could come back to it later, and just forgets about it.

  • @sydneymlee
    @sydneymlee 4 роки тому +13269

    the timing of this video being posted is really testing my motivation for school

    • @jayl4565
      @jayl4565 4 роки тому +78

      I’m moving into my dorm in two days 😭😭😭

    • @arandomperson1706
      @arandomperson1706 4 роки тому +69

      Same I should be getting back to work but here I am

    • @VibeyViberson
      @VibeyViberson 4 роки тому +62

      Im learning about 9th grade Algebra, and he posted this the second I answered the last question

    • @silkymilkymememonkey
      @silkymilkymememonkey 4 роки тому +56

      You guys already have school?

    • @alaejndro
      @alaejndro 4 роки тому +44

      Boffy is more important

  • @pl_am
    @pl_am 4 роки тому +4915

    He is so lucky: Fox drops emerald, pink sheep, piglin on chicken

    • @star-yy3rw
      @star-yy3rw 4 роки тому +167

      he killed the sheep and fox :(

    • @brandontechnerd
      @brandontechnerd 4 роки тому +406

      @@star-yy3rw he's boffy, that's obviously going to happen

    • @star-yy3rw
      @star-yy3rw 4 роки тому +59

      @@brandontechnerd u right u right

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 4 роки тому +110

      *when you only get lucky at the one world you are gonna instantly delete*

    • @yellostarr
      @yellostarr 4 роки тому +32

      And enchanted bow skeleton (Thats not lucky really, just rare)

  • @odettewashere
    @odettewashere 4 роки тому +2834

    "I'm extra angry today"
    he hasn't even reached his full potential

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s 3 роки тому +56

    The amount of close calls this run had though.

  • @lucidus4889
    @lucidus4889 3 роки тому +16534

    Okay so, he found a pink sheep, found an emerald dropped by a dead fox and somehow found a baby zombie pig man riding a chicken. Three hella rare things

  • @Feemofeelody
    @Feemofeelody 4 роки тому +361

    Those weird sounds you heard when you where holding yourself up were just the foxes eating berries. And the screeching noises you heard as well were again foxes. They only screech when its night.

  • @edlose8908
    @edlose8908 4 роки тому +2233

    'till this day, no-one knows where boffy's dogs went

  • @SCAPEGOATXZ
    @SCAPEGOATXZ 3 роки тому +346

    “I need to find a cave to find some lava”
    The lava literally next to him: bish I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination

    • @l.v1473
      @l.v1473 3 роки тому +34

      He needs a poolthe lava next tohim was just 1 sourceblock which off course only fills one of 8 required buckets of lava

    • @SCAPEGOATXZ
      @SCAPEGOATXZ 3 роки тому +3

      @@l.v1473 it’s a joke

    • @Zhenmoron
      @Zhenmoron 3 роки тому +28

      @@SCAPEGOATXZ the joke doesnt make sense with context

    • @SCAPEGOATXZ
      @SCAPEGOATXZ 3 роки тому +1

      @@Zhenmoron or ur just dum :/

    • @toastialian
      @toastialian 3 роки тому

      @@SCAPEGOATXZ
      [🔃]
      No U

  • @burry1254
    @burry1254 4 роки тому +353

    "I'm already so full of rage," Boffy said, voice calm as a gentle breeze.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +2034

    Boffy: Let me show you what curse of binding does- Now I regret it

    • @Shreef_Aamir
      @Shreef_Aamir 4 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @just-a-catapult4807
      @just-a-catapult4807 4 роки тому +5

      The first one was in the middle of a good year with a lot more than the first two games

    • @shenigin
      @shenigin 4 роки тому +10

      I saw you in the dead meat kill count comments, and now you’re here what the heck

    • @nou6874
      @nou6874 4 роки тому +8

      dude i see you everywhere!! How!!!

    • @starlaser100
      @starlaser100 4 роки тому +3

      Oh hey I know you

  • @Taynethedancer
    @Taynethedancer 4 роки тому +680

    "i dont even care enough to look in the other chest"
    and with that said, he missed the iron chest completely :((
    also boffy found a fox with an emerald in its mouth, a ruined portal, a pink sheep, tamed a wolf with one bone AND GOT????? eight?! ender pearls from one (1) piglin trade??? the sick rng in this playthrough though what in the world

    • @joshbrown6728
      @joshbrown6728 4 роки тому +102

      and the piglin on the chicken

    • @Jesse-yo7uw
      @Jesse-yo7uw 4 роки тому +86

      @@timothywise087 then don't look in the comments. The entire point is that they talk about what happens in the video

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 роки тому +17

      @@Jesse-yo7uw ya, they quote it with this fucking emoji underneath "👁️👄👁️" like it makes them more special and accepted

    • @zeeplez
      @zeeplez 4 роки тому +5

      @@timothywise087 you didnt hahavto read the whole comment??? and its not even that big of a spoiler...

    • @XpertEyes
      @XpertEyes 4 роки тому

      ruined portal was a joke. he went to creative mode to pick that block

  • @samthegoblin8907
    @samthegoblin8907 3 роки тому +12

    i regularly come back to rewatch this and i will not stop

  • @leosuprem5419
    @leosuprem5419 4 роки тому +532

    Nobody is talking about how lucky It was, first the emmerald fox, then the pink sheep and finally the zombie piglin chicken jockey.

    • @wxnter8736
      @wxnter8736 4 роки тому +22

      also the lucky dragon kill

    • @leosuprem5419
      @leosuprem5419 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, very lucky, that enderman...

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 роки тому +1

      I have never seen a pink sheep, I actually thought they were removed in the newer versions

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 роки тому +1

      @Toadw1 woah, lucky..

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 роки тому +1

      @Toadw1 I usually go to this map that has the desert, plain grass, snow mountains, jungle and mushroom biome, all pretty close. So I usually just walk around, build stuff, gather resources

  • @sterilized
    @sterilized 4 роки тому +565

    "I'm extra angry today"
    *smile through pain*

    • @cy13nt
      @cy13nt 4 роки тому +9

      *pog through the pain*

    • @sterilized
      @sterilized 4 роки тому +2

      @@cy13nt EXACTLY

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +1

      That’s what I imagine his character is like. It’s a humanoid, eldritch being that wears a big yet slightly off smile, no matter if it’s having an extreme depressive episode or committing multiple war crimes on cows.

  • @tmkim6385
    @tmkim6385 3 роки тому +1088

    "I need content, And you guys like watching me suffer."
    He knows the profit structure of UA-camrs.

  • @jornemmenecker3566
    @jornemmenecker3566 3 роки тому +37

    Boffy: Im gonna do that speedrun thing
    Also Boffy: Builds the portal in second least infishend way

  • @whyme420
    @whyme420 4 роки тому +1084

    I’ve seen more comments on this video getting mad at people who are comparing boffy to dream but I haven’t even seen a single comment actually comparing boffy to dream

    • @jacobewormuth5217
      @jacobewormuth5217 4 роки тому +39

      Twitter is the place to find the comparisons

    • @poloproductions4302
      @poloproductions4302 4 роки тому +83

      I like his content, but i hate the fanbase
      I always see so many "dream best 10000 iq plays funny moments" by Minecraft Royale (or whatever)

    • @jacobewormuth5217
      @jacobewormuth5217 4 роки тому +72

      @@poloproductions4302 exactly its not dream or his crew (george sapnap and such) but it's the fan base sitting there like "someone did a commen speedruning technique that dream used in a video 👁️👄👁️ imposter"

    • @caramellatte1828
      @caramellatte1828 4 роки тому

      SMELL ME same

    • @poloproductions4302
      @poloproductions4302 4 роки тому +13

      @@jacobewormuth5217 and it always pops up in my recommended just because i watch dream because hes enjoyable to watch

  • @Criscuitt
    @Criscuitt 4 роки тому +5649

    Seeing all the people comparing him to Dream makes me question my life decisions. He's been making videos for much longer than Dream, and his youtube icon has been the same for over 2 years now.

    • @conkey7347
      @conkey7347 4 роки тому +353

      Ikr
      Litteraly boffy has been making videos before him

    • @kyumiko
      @kyumiko 4 роки тому +629

      dream is walmart boffy

    • @conkey7347
      @conkey7347 4 роки тому +78

      @@kyumiko yep

    • @conkey7347
      @conkey7347 4 роки тому +273

      @@silkymilkymememonkey Yes, Dream had his channel before Boffy, BUT the thing is, Dream used to upload Trapping videos, and Dream also didn't have his smiley face profile picture, Dream started uploading cursed videos on July of 2019, and Boffy started uploading videos on May of 2019, and Boffy also had his profile picture before Dream.

    • @Criscuitt
      @Criscuitt 4 роки тому +154

      @@silkymilkymememonkey I said Boffy has been *making videos* for much longer than Dream. Dream's first video was uploaded an entire month after Boffy started his channel, and he only became popular 2-3 months after that, meanwhile Boffy's youtube icon has been the same since his channel was first created. Dream's youtube channel in this case was also only created in 2014. Plus, Boffy's videos are totally different from Dream's.

  • @sticky0159
    @sticky0159 4 роки тому +652

    Boffy sounds like Technoblades brother who instead smokes 9 packs a day instead of the 10 packs that his brother does.

    • @envoxity9544
      @envoxity9544 4 роки тому +29

      Why is this so correct

    • @uqmxa
      @uqmxa 4 роки тому +9

      THIS IS SO ACCURATE LMAOO

    • @justanothergamingyoutuber8179
      @justanothergamingyoutuber8179 4 роки тому +11

      tbh, boffy is crueler than technoblade, and more evil. At least techno is nice to some people and animals(especially pigs) and techno doesn’t purposefully torture animals(except for in skyblock)

    • @sunny-do9ym
      @sunny-do9ym 4 роки тому +2

      WHAT-

    • @lauriee5364
      @lauriee5364 4 роки тому +1

      hes techno’s & dream’s child 😳
      LMAO SORRY

  • @ClappedHamster
    @ClappedHamster 3 роки тому +117

    Boffy: Visits hell
    satan: *I just wanna say i’m a huge fan*

  • @dorimedorime27
    @dorimedorime27 4 роки тому +745

    "I'm extra angry today"
    *says with a calm voice*

    • @robinberger208
      @robinberger208 4 роки тому +4

      Dorime Dorime hes used to it by now

    • @RyanGotReal
      @RyanGotReal 4 роки тому +1

      He is holding his anger back.

    • @yqbzrxs
      @yqbzrxs 4 роки тому +2

      Well thats boffy for ya

  • @alerep915
    @alerep915 4 роки тому +924

    Dream? Yes. Boffy? Yesss. I love those two dudes. Both dorks.

    • @loser3587
      @loser3587 4 роки тому +7

      Yessss

    • @omarqudah7848
      @omarqudah7848 4 роки тому +13

      im wondering how you got a heart with 23 likes

    • @rockalinebellosa7907
      @rockalinebellosa7907 4 роки тому +15

      Omar Qudah cuz Boffy can see any comment regardless of likes

    • @omarqudah7848
      @omarqudah7848 4 роки тому +9

      @@rockalinebellosa7907 notice me boffy. notice my glorious stupidity

    • @rockalinebellosa7907
      @rockalinebellosa7907 4 роки тому +2

      Omar Qudah okey dokey then

  • @rileytomlinson9844
    @rileytomlinson9844 4 роки тому +1457

    *Last time I was this early he still held villagers captive*

    • @limelorax
      @limelorax 4 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @Namiiiiiiii7
      @Namiiiiiiii7 4 роки тому +4

      ok ua-cam.com/video/F8M3wn7LTDY/v-deo.html

    • @obcookie3808
      @obcookie3808 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @obcookie3808
      @obcookie3808 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Pherellion
      @Pherellion 4 роки тому +2

      @@Namiiiiiiii7 God dammit, I don't know what I was expecting

  • @enouement.mp3
    @enouement.mp3 3 роки тому +52

    “it sounds like a witch piglin villager mix”
    *the fox just trying to eat the sweet berries:* 👁👁

  • @dolliedearestt
    @dolliedearestt 4 роки тому +792

    '"I was trying to eat my bread and I lit myself on fire. I hate this game."
    This will be my senior quote
    edit 2 years later: I made it my senior quote

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 роки тому +33

      My senior quote will be "It only gets better after the bullet."

    • @aclassicgarden7065
      @aclassicgarden7065 4 роки тому +26

      mine will be "i hope i die so i dont have to do this video"

    • @xmelonx6127
      @xmelonx6127 4 роки тому +1

      I WAS FREAKING AT THAT PART READING COMMENTS AND READ THIS WHEN BOFFY SAID THIS

    • @dolliedearestt
      @dolliedearestt 4 роки тому +1

      @@xmelonx6127 its magic

    • @RealNotGoldArc
      @RealNotGoldArc 5 місяців тому

      Lmao nice

  • @luanhurter4547
    @luanhurter4547 4 роки тому +3590

    "Enderman can't move when you stare at them."
    I've played minecraft for 8 years. How have I not known this?
    Edit: I honestly appreciate all the likes I've gotten on this comment of mine. I guess it doesnt really mean anything, but it's still pretty cool.

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 роки тому +289

      Cause it doesn't work on Xbox or pocket edition at the moment and it was only added reacently.

    • @leahjohnson7883
      @leahjohnson7883 4 роки тому +80

      I had no idea of that either

    • @sans4124
      @sans4124 4 роки тому +59

      @@leahjohnson7883 This is manipulation to a real level

    • @nekopushyo
      @nekopushyo 4 роки тому +16

      Mr. Smiley recently *

    • @aeromorphenjoyer7102
      @aeromorphenjoyer7102 4 роки тому +48

      This were invented in 1.14,so probably what's why you didn't know it

  • @Darloyman
    @Darloyman 4 роки тому +354

    Boffy: at 10:52 "If they arn't harming me I'll let them be.
    Pit Cows: That is an absolute f*cking lie.

  • @placeholder5877
    @placeholder5877 7 місяців тому +21

    11:59 "i was trying to eat my bread and i lit myself on fire" i hate when that happens, common problem

  • @generalkt5398
    @generalkt5398 4 роки тому +2846

    “I’m extra angry today.”
    *And that’s why we build fallout shelters, kids.*

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 4 роки тому +20

      jeff has a maximum of ten nukes kids *GET IN THE SHELTER KIDS* !

    • @rongspelledwrong8234
      @rongspelledwrong8234 4 роки тому +4

      heheheehebuosahdvbdsoobyedwlhkj

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 4 роки тому +7

      jeff: my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @deathIeaf
      @deathIeaf 4 роки тому +10

      A better future!
      Underground!

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 4 роки тому +3

      jupiter gaming you don't *HAVE* a ground it's either an ocean of metallic hydrogen or gas

  • @vorcefulsynce243
    @vorcefulsynce243 4 роки тому +558

    **in the most depressed tone ever:** I'm allready so full of rage.

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 4 роки тому +141

    Sheep from 800 blocks away: baa-
    Boffy: *a n g e r*

  • @Idomtexist
    @Idomtexist 3 роки тому +7

    Boffy:kills dolphins
    Sea world: welcome aboard

  • @pizza_11
    @pizza_11 3 роки тому +2875

    Everyone: talking about Boffy being good
    Me: Where did Trevor and Burbamalique go?

  • @justyouraveragegamer8733
    @justyouraveragegamer8733 4 роки тому +732

    “You guys like watching me suffer”
    *yes boffy. Yes we do*

    • @m.guypirate6900
      @m.guypirate6900 4 роки тому +5

      Why do you have over 3k subscribers

    • @Inaraisalive
      @Inaraisalive 4 роки тому +1

      A normal channel because her username is dont subscribe to me

    • @magikalllll
      @magikalllll 4 роки тому

      @@Inaraisalive Is it he or she?

    • @Inaraisalive
      @Inaraisalive 4 роки тому +1

      Ranger I d k

  • @jinatjahan7937
    @jinatjahan7937 4 роки тому +1042

    "I was trying to eat bread but i lit myself on fire." a common mistake we humans make.

    • @meow_meow_J
      @meow_meow_J 4 роки тому +3

      99 years ago🧑‍🦲🤣😂 that was golden

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 4 роки тому +8

      Relatable

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @ailogy
      @ailogy 3 роки тому +3

      @NOVA Flippy they maybe thought this,, not everyone steals comments and sometimes they thought of it. dont forget this video is watched by multiple people at the same time.

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 3 роки тому +2

      *lava flowing down a hill*
      Dang it, I have done it again.

  • @ReallyRealOmega
    @ReallyRealOmega 2 роки тому +25

    *can we just appreciate the thumbnail?*

    • @Dan.shark.carter
      @Dan.shark.carter 3 місяці тому +1

      Even his thumbnails are like technoblades

  • @mia.mor1023
    @mia.mor1023 3 роки тому +2174

    *"just because you're friendly doesn't mean you don't deserve to die a slow, painful death"*
    -boffy, 2020

    • @asherkat5853
      @asherkat5853 2 роки тому +13

      Sounds like boffy.

    • @nicm.z9868
      @nicm.z9868 2 роки тому +7

      same likes as score nice

    • @MisterMoodyHere
      @MisterMoodyHere Рік тому +5

      11:42 am I the only one who noticed how the piglin’s grunt perfectly lined up with boffy saying “deserve”
      like it sounded like boffy made that sound and it caught me off guard the first time i heard it lmao

  • @avidtrench2179
    @avidtrench2179 3 роки тому +489

    Gotta love it when the first frame of the video has a great statement like “shit horrible wood toolks fuck” in it

    • @pidgeon6799
      @pidgeon6799 3 роки тому +4

      bro. uncool its the first 4 frames

    • @Febyearsago
      @Febyearsago 3 роки тому +23

      @@pidgeon6799 Dude, but the first frame still had the message. Hes right
      No matter if these are first 4 frames

    • @icedvelly
      @icedvelly 3 роки тому

      hes joking

    • @tffbwd1
      @tffbwd1 3 роки тому

      @@icedvelly :O

  • @billy6678
    @billy6678 4 роки тому +1362

    “Bartholomew”
    Boffy: No
    “Barmolofew”
    Boffy: *Yes.*

  • @loganocchionero6621
    @loganocchionero6621 Рік тому +3

    Damn. Boffy is actually a Minecraft legend tbh. I was fully expecting this to simply be a failed attempt. I can't do a lot of the things he did on NORMAL, let alone in hardcore mode.

  • @jessekreese5305
    @jessekreese5305 3 роки тому +4141

    Boffy: what am I supposed to do, make friends with the polar bears?
    Canadians: get used to it

  • @minegandz1426
    @minegandz1426 4 роки тому +496

    he got the "free the end" achievement before "getting an upgrade" nice

  • @flowersandfloriography
    @flowersandfloriography 4 роки тому +296

    "No fox makes that noise"
    Also foxes - literally screeches during the night

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 роки тому +3

      They have a high pitched howl.

    • @-moon-266
      @-moon-266 4 роки тому +13

      I have a friend who told me a story about that:
      So basically, it was about three in the morning, and her family heard screaming outside, that woke everyone up. They thought it was someone being murdered, and they were about to call the police, and then it turns out it was a fox. They saw it walking away like, “Haha, yes, I be your new alarm”

    • @pickelboi494
      @pickelboi494 4 роки тому +7

      @@goodfeelerman1475 Thats what the fox says...
      Im sorry

    • @pickelboi494
      @pickelboi494 4 роки тому +1

      @@rodrigoparrapalma7673 yup cuz im so smart

  • @mascarenhas021
    @mascarenhas021 Рік тому +7

    at 24:22 you can see that he doesn't have any more beds, and 1s later he has 3 purple beds???
    he also has 17 cooked muttons, which didn't appear on the inventory before

  • @desirium3190
    @desirium3190 4 роки тому +315

    "i'm so full of rage"
    in the most monotone, dead inside, classic boffy tone

  • @chl0e574
    @chl0e574 3 роки тому +366

    Boffy to the ender dragon: do you want to die?
    The dragon: no.
    Boffy: that’s mean :(

    • @ricksanchez6175
      @ricksanchez6175 3 роки тому +18

      That read more button is a lie.

    • @kittensgalore6945
      @kittensgalore6945 2 роки тому

      @@ricksanchez6175 assuming that happened to you on Apple iPhone 7, that was fixed. No “read more” button for me.

  • @twistedlogic3037
    @twistedlogic3037 4 роки тому +127

    This whole video I was thinking,
    WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS DOGS?

    • @emiofnnc
      @emiofnnc 4 роки тому +10

      Boffy likes killing lol

  • @carolinenash2211
    @carolinenash2211 3 роки тому +2

    This is my comfort video. Along with Illumia’s video of completely all the advancements

  • @Name-co5qi
    @Name-co5qi 4 роки тому +922

    boffy: *finds a pink sheep* "a pink sheep. this means good luck"
    also boffy: *finds a village* "oH mY gOd fiNaLLy"

    • @nikolast7476
      @nikolast7476 4 роки тому +8

      He killed the pink sheep lmao

    • @Name-co5qi
      @Name-co5qi 4 роки тому +8

      @@nikolast7476 *he's evil*

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 4 роки тому +6

      @@Name-co5qi nay, you see thus wrongly. Boffy is but a hero that slay the evliness of the dark lord of chaos *P I N K S H E E P*

    • @Name-co5qi
      @Name-co5qi 4 роки тому +4

      @@Fisinocean 😮

    • @slanasa3064
      @slanasa3064 4 роки тому

      He said that because he was looking for a village for an hour. While he with the pink sheep, he wasn’t even looking for it,

  • @Nenette1234
    @Nenette1234 3 роки тому +4115

    I love the smp too but let’s stop comparing Boffy to smp members. He isn’t techno with a deader voice nor Dream but with a lack of conscious he’s just Boffy *the cow hater.*

    • @DD-kc6hg
      @DD-kc6hg 3 роки тому +377

      Boffy the sleep deprived minecraft player.

    • @mashpotato2925
      @mashpotato2925 3 роки тому +39

      Agreed

    • @verialtjong9307
      @verialtjong9307 3 роки тому +77

      he passive or the ideal of having emotion of nothingness it's the boringness that im interested in i like that boring personality
      it's the best i know

    • @Annieberlyn
      @Annieberlyn 3 роки тому +6

      *BEES*

    • @BoneHead-dm9fk
      @BoneHead-dm9fk 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you

  • @DankSouls37
    @DankSouls37 4 роки тому +378

    Boffy's channel then: Watch this faceless yet attractive man defy normal boundaries of humor
    Boffy's channel now: witness this 14 year old who has a concerningly deep voice lose his will to live due to his own hubris

  • @rellchris806
    @rellchris806 3 роки тому +4

    Boffy- I hate this game
    Boffy 10 secs later-I love this game

  • @WrongboyArchived
    @WrongboyArchived 4 роки тому +3361

    “Roses are red”
    “Violets are blue”
    “As long as Boffy suffers”
    “He gets a view”

    • @NoNo-jy8jm
      @NoNo-jy8jm 4 роки тому +38

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      As long u spam this comment
      u get views

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 роки тому +9

      @@NoNo-jy8jm in actuality he might get likes very few views are probable unfortunately.

    • @puj71
      @puj71 4 роки тому +5

      idiot

    • @NoNo-jy8jm
      @NoNo-jy8jm 4 роки тому +8

      @@goodfeelerman1475 hes kinda a bot i see him every mc yt like skeppy and more he said the same thing like this comment Roses are red stuff and he change the person as long Boffy suffer and other youtubers he write the name prob a bot

    • @Holly123-i3b
      @Holly123-i3b 4 роки тому +12

      Roses are red
      Violets aren't blue
      Wrongboy Animations is a bot
      There's nothing neww

  • @utubegames
    @utubegames 4 роки тому +478

    *Don't click read more unless you want to be spoiled*
    Beginning of the video
    Boffy: "I honestly hope I die"
    *Boffy beats the game and dies*
    Enderman: well you wanted to

    • @not-human9492
      @not-human9492 4 роки тому +3

      lol thanks for spoiling

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 4 роки тому +7

      @@not-human9492 kinda ur fault scrolling down the comments before you watch the whole thing.

    • @not-human9492
      @not-human9492 4 роки тому +1

      @@minorcomet282 it was a joke i finished it

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 4 роки тому +1

      @@not-human9492 ok

    • @remonemo123
      @remonemo123 4 роки тому

      ZetrexVR please.
      PUT A SPOILER ALERT

  • @itzcobalt
    @itzcobalt 4 роки тому +392

    "If you're not harming me, I'm gonna let you be"
    The baby cow....

  • @maninazari1115
    @maninazari1115 2 роки тому +2

    Most people with wooden tools: NO nO pLs DoN'T kiLL MeEeEEeee
    Boffy with wooden tools: Hoho, so you thought you could run away from me?

  • @romansans1
    @romansans1 3 роки тому +1968

    “I hate this game!”
    *Less than a minute later...*
    “I love this game!”

    • @matteck4521
      @matteck4521 3 роки тому +27

      That’s every gamer lmao

    • @CodeNameDark
      @CodeNameDark 3 роки тому +5

      Late reply.. but no cap

    • @melteriskk2950
      @melteriskk2950 3 роки тому +1

      Babushka Minaj It isn’t copied, they just phrased it differently

    • @threek4018
      @threek4018 3 роки тому +4

      @@slay.editsz7133 its not a copy, every single gamer does this, and hes just quoting him, if u see other youtubers say this, its cuz all gamers are alike

    • @romansans1
      @romansans1 3 роки тому +2

      @@slay.editsz7133 It wasn't intentional, but it's not like it's something that hasn't been said before.

  • @hykalia6020
    @hykalia6020 3 роки тому +877

    _"wood is the first and last step"_
    *true*

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 3 роки тому +10

      Not just for minecraft ;)

    • @hpvrstuff3659
      @hpvrstuff3659 3 роки тому +1

      @@cheesybeard oh god.

    • @friedonions339
      @friedonions339 3 роки тому

      @@cheesybeard what does that mean?

    • @nicklol8667
      @nicklol8667 3 роки тому +2

      @@friedonions339 👀

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 3 роки тому

      @@cheesybeard that’s the joke

  • @zack-stuff
    @zack-stuff 4 роки тому +255

    cow: is suffering
    subtitles: *[music]*

    • @hockeyisgoated6696
      @hockeyisgoated6696 4 роки тому +1

      No replies and 176 likes, confusing

    • @lilmuffin4834
      @lilmuffin4834 4 роки тому

      1 reply and 202 likes, confusing lol

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 роки тому

      225 likes and no comments worth mentioning

    • @lilmuffin4834
      @lilmuffin4834 4 роки тому

      229 likes and no comments worth mentioning

    • @thatguy1806
      @thatguy1806 4 роки тому +1

      Mmm, music to my ears

  • @glecylglennsulayao4273
    @glecylglennsulayao4273 3 роки тому +7

    That 6:27 is perfectly cut scream

  • @ruckle9807
    @ruckle9807 4 роки тому +4493

    This dude lowkey sounds like technoblade but less dead.
    Edit: I am sorry.

    • @kraxet3768
      @kraxet3768 4 роки тому +119

      Cassie Schmitt just watch one of his vids, theyre kinda good

    • @yogurtbitez
      @yogurtbitez 4 роки тому +284

      honestly he sounds more dead than techno to me
      for a 14 year old.

    • @jamesazerbam74
      @jamesazerbam74 4 роки тому +19

      If thats even possible

    • @lah3544
      @lah3544 4 роки тому +13

      Thats a sick burn, lol.

    • @ashfromheaven_
      @ashfromheaven_ 4 роки тому +31

      Nah he sounds more dead than techno

  • @ethanbasil1880
    @ethanbasil1880 4 роки тому +1693

    Don't you hate it when you try to eat bread and accidentally light yourself on fire? I definitely do

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 4 роки тому +22

      Me too, it sucks

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 роки тому +44

      Bruh I can barely eat any toast anymore because every time I end up spontaneously combusting.

    • @noscheisse2455
      @noscheisse2455 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, that happens to me all the time! I hate life.

    • @jobaruyt4920
      @jobaruyt4920 4 роки тому +9

      @@ShibuNub3305 relatable

    • @SuperMario-qz3vu
      @SuperMario-qz3vu 3 роки тому +9

      if that never happens to you
      you need to go hospital

  • @driescoelmont8498
    @driescoelmont8498 4 роки тому +431

    I got so frustrated when he skipped the chest in the shipwreck where there is actually valuable stuff in

    • @derpadothebird2106
      @derpadothebird2106 4 роки тому +23

      Probably couldn't have used it

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 роки тому

      Derpado The Bird yea

    • @Admiral_Aids
      @Admiral_Aids 4 роки тому

      @@derpadothebird2106 there can be diamonds in it

    • @henrycruz3593
      @henrycruz3593 4 роки тому +6

      lazy caps He has to beat the game with wooden tools

    • @Admiral_Aids
      @Admiral_Aids 4 роки тому

      @@henrycruz3593 ok so he can have armor

  • @felixfestering
    @felixfestering 3 роки тому +2

    Boffy: Wooden tools have the least durability
    Gold Tools:

  • @JumpTheHump
    @JumpTheHump 4 роки тому +797

    this dude is a mix of Dream, Technoblade, and Graystillplays.
    Challenges himself
    sarcastic and dark humor
    murders everything

    • @rev7068
      @rev7068 4 роки тому +75

      This is the only comment I've seen that mentions Gray and tbh YES! He gives off major Gray vibes

    • @elitegirl289
      @elitegirl289 4 роки тому +6

      True

    • @protopershing
      @protopershing 4 роки тому +4

      Adrien Laurans don’t forget the OfficialNerdCubed humor!

    • @koenmetekohy1296
      @koenmetekohy1296 4 роки тому +19

      He also reminds me of Remainings, because they both sound like they want to kill themselves at any moment.

    • @yannodrost7389
      @yannodrost7389 4 роки тому +4

      Yass graystillplays is awsome

  • @Rhynelol
    @Rhynelol 4 роки тому +198

    Ended dragon: what is he doing???
    Boffy: begins to slap the ended dragon with a stick

  • @sunnymew.
    @sunnymew. 4 роки тому +1561

    how come the second he actually tries beating the game and uses speedrunning techniques (which are super convenient) suddenly makes him a dream wannabe?? dream isn’t even close to the first person who speedruns and i find it funny how you guys think he would be willing to put in the effort to try to be like a record-holding speedrunner

    • @MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers
      @MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers 4 роки тому +92

      Hehe King trust me, hundreds of people are saying it.

    • @arandompieceofmeat9995
      @arandompieceofmeat9995 4 роки тому +4

      Facts

    • @jamaal8051
      @jamaal8051 4 роки тому +14

      @@heshw3277 Have you seen the comment section

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 роки тому +53

      Why can’t people just accept that a lot of things aren’t influenced by a certain person? Everyone is being compared to dream, people like techno. Do you people ever think that they can be friends without competing? It’s like dream’s Minecraft manhunt. The hunters are called “trash” just because they get outsmarted. It’s so stupid, because they are there to have fun. Not to be judged. Not to be shipped. Based on what I’ve seen now, the shipping between dream and George is going to far. I’m going to stop this comment before it gets too off topic, but please just think about what these people have to go through.

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 роки тому +12

      Also, people use the word “Stan” wrong. “Staning” someone means that you are a big fan of them. Not that you are their only fan. Not that you are a better fan than everyone else. A fan.

  • @slipk1
    @slipk1 3 місяці тому +3

    i have the feeling that he kills everything that moves

  • @saulius1664
    @saulius1664 4 роки тому +471

    "the weakest, worst, least durable tool"
    Gold tools: Am I a joke to you?

    • @yungtortillachips
      @yungtortillachips 4 роки тому +38

      Golden tools are great but they break too easily

    • @tuyanabadmaeva7959
      @tuyanabadmaeva7959 4 роки тому +30

      Golden tools are as fast/or faster than netherite - their durability sucks though

    • @pauld722
      @pauld722 4 роки тому +1

      I can’t mine iron with them

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 роки тому +4

      @@pauld722 you can

    • @Zatracore
      @Zatracore 4 роки тому +4

      Gold isnt the the weakest it's just the least durable

  • @ssbard8003
    @ssbard8003 4 роки тому +283

    "Beating Minecraft on a budget"

  • @lavian4960
    @lavian4960 3 роки тому +1697

    This man's luck is immaculate, but it always happens when he doesnt need it. Unfortunate indeed..

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 3 роки тому +39

      Thats what im sayinggg, how does he find all of these useless super rare things, but not a village??

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 3 роки тому +9

      Exept when he got 8 pearls from a Piglin

    • @datboisolar9498
      @datboisolar9498 2 роки тому +7

      @@npelolli its a speed run strategy for a reason

    • @VengefulC
      @VengefulC 2 роки тому

      Sounds like my luck

    • @bulkyiest
      @bulkyiest Рік тому +1

      ​@@datboisolar9498ok but he got it first try when there's a 1 in 52 chance to get said trade

  • @orionskittles
    @orionskittles 2 роки тому +2

    “ You’re not gonna be feeling so cool when you’re *dead* “
    - Boffy

  • @bigpapa6829
    @bigpapa6829 3 роки тому +1833

    “The weakest, worst, least durable tools”
    Gold: “Are you sure about that?”

    • @bentheman69
      @bentheman69 3 роки тому +215

      Gold is very fast. Sometimes Faster than Diamond. But the durability is Bad.

    • @biohaxxerd6154
      @biohaxxerd6154 3 роки тому +166

      The reason it's so bad is cause gold is soft irl

    • @mhm2864
      @mhm2864 3 роки тому +96

      @@monoguy5194 i did

    • @justa_randomfailure6250
      @justa_randomfailure6250 3 роки тому +127

      isn’t gold actually really good but it just has shit durability?

    • @mhm2864
      @mhm2864 3 роки тому +23

      @@justa_randomfailure6250 yes it is

  • @Fesseph
    @Fesseph 4 роки тому +110

    Dantdm: YES I FINALY DEFEATED MINECRAFT AT HARDCORE
    Boffy: pff hold my wood

  • @cherryicee4456
    @cherryicee4456 4 роки тому +261

    1:47 Boffy: punching a cow to near death
    Captions: *M U S I C*

    • @felixhatton7334
      @felixhatton7334 4 роки тому +3

      OMG LOLLLL AHAHAHAHAISHDSNDBD

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 роки тому +8

      music to my ears

    • @unusanusshalllive457
      @unusanusshalllive457 4 роки тому

      Lol it’s true

    • @needleboy17
      @needleboy17 4 роки тому +2

      [Music]

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 роки тому +3

      To be fair, it does sound close enough to music that I can see how UA-cam's crappy captioning (craptioning?) system could mistake it.
      And you could probably make some sick beats if you remixed it and added some dubstep or something. (Mind you, "sick" has multiple meanings, and a song like that would be all of them.)

  • @theorangegolfball2176
    @theorangegolfball2176 2 роки тому +2

    The thumbnail is absolutely astonishing

  • @josieessler4617
    @josieessler4617 4 роки тому +615

    Everyone: he went past lava when he said he had to go into a cave to find lava!
    Ok everyone who's saying this is wrong, it was only a piece of lava on the top, the lava flowing out of it would be stone if water went over it, you need an entire lava pool to do this
    Also sorry I'm horrible at explaining

    • @thatguy1806
      @thatguy1806 4 роки тому +4

      Oh good you got a heart

    • @Charlie-yt2iy
      @Charlie-yt2iy 4 роки тому +4

      @@thatguy1806 Too bad the comment is buried :Pensive:

    • @thatguy1806
      @thatguy1806 4 роки тому +1

      @@Charlie-yt2iy yeah Oof

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 4 роки тому +1

      That Guy I’d like this but it’s at 69 likes and I don’t wanna mess it up so here’s this

    • @salamencerobot
      @salamencerobot 4 роки тому +1

      But also like....he found a lava pool on the surface and saved the coords and he completely forgot about it

  • @thatoneoddkidd8094
    @thatoneoddkidd8094 3 роки тому +238

    No one:
    Literally No One:
    Boffy talks to cow: *Shhhhhhhh it's gonna be ok*

  • @RarestWildcats
    @RarestWildcats 4 роки тому +1331

    Boffy: has an extraordinary idea and pursues it
    Also Boffy: “I hope I die so I don’t have to do this video”
    Edit: holy hell 1k likes????

  • @user-xj5gs3zt6s
    @user-xj5gs3zt6s 6 місяців тому +1

    5:21 You know it's bad when Boffy reminds you of Freeman's Mind

  • @Springtrapsekitten
    @Springtrapsekitten 4 роки тому +726

    “If they’re not harming me imma let them be”
    The overworld animals hes killed:👁👄👁
    Edit: 4:10 that’s just foxes eating something

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 4 роки тому +143

    Boffy: *has dogs*
    Also boffy: *throws out rotten flesh*

  • @asherkat5853
    @asherkat5853 3 роки тому +1212

    At least I'm not the only one who says "ow" when taking damage-
    Edit: Holy crap- thanks for 1.2k
    Literally makes up for the ten thousand comments that no one liked.

  • @Cascade92
    @Cascade92 3 роки тому +16

    "The weakest and least durable tools in the game"
    Gold with half the durability as wood: am i a joke to you

  • @jusenboite
    @jusenboite 3 роки тому +185

    ''I've been searching for an hour and a half''
    *opens f3
    - It's only Day 2...

    • @nicefurky344
      @nicefurky344 3 роки тому +10

      @Thibaud ForEver no

    • @callofterraria
      @callofterraria 3 роки тому +7

      A day is 20-30 minutes long

    • @twojsigma123
      @twojsigma123 3 роки тому

      @@callofterraria no its only 10 minutes

    • @callofterraria
      @callofterraria 3 роки тому

      You sure?

    • @callofterraria
      @callofterraria 3 роки тому

      Game theory made a vid explaining how the minecraft earth isn't flat he said a minecraft day is 20-30 minutes long

  • @Ivan27734
    @Ivan27734 4 роки тому +126

    Dream and Technoblade:We are the best mc players
    Boffy:(laughing in the shadows)

    • @santiagoestebancastelblanc3665
      @santiagoestebancastelblanc3665 4 роки тому +23

      Boffy it's a chaotic techno, both with voices don't matching their age and dead inside

    • @R.J._Perli
      @R.J._Perli 4 роки тому +9

      Boffy is like a mix of Dream and Techno. Only more psychopathic

    • @madiluvsyou69
      @madiluvsyou69 4 роки тому +1

      “Amateurs..”

    • @sam28369
      @sam28369 4 роки тому

      @Cyclic Jellie 15 or 14 I think

    • @needleboy17
      @needleboy17 4 роки тому

      Fundy:

  • @thomasfuller5932
    @thomasfuller5932 3 роки тому +455

    This entire video is just him going on a genocidal rampage because he doesn’t like wood

  • @theorymaster6310
    @theorymaster6310 Рік тому +8

    5:26 suspicious cut