How To Be An Adventurer Episode 2 - Bosses and Equipment?
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- Опубліковано 5 січ 2016
- Lesson 2: Bosses and Equipment?
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"we can go shopping!"
"AND...."
"shopping"
the "shopping" actually sounds pretty cute tbh
That sad moment you have to pay someone NOT to fuck you.
hard times
Attractive people problems.
Yandere goddess problems...
How is it a sad moment? If i have to pay someone not to, that means i don't want it, but they do, meaning get the hell away from me! ill even pay you.
Better than the moment when after paying them 5 times their salary, they fuck you over anyway.
"And that is?"
"A very nice knife. Do not touch it or die."
"Do not touch it or else die."
that was the implication, but if you watch the vid Ghost was quoting directly which I think is the funnier version.
csgo/tf2 in a nutshell
That's my favorite line XD
"cause you are DAMN thirsty!"
best... line... ever...
"I Know". hahaaha
When she says its dangerous to go alone take this it reminded me of the song
"Hestia damn, why is everyone so parched? Did you all eat a bag of salt or something?"
"Do you need some water?
Because you are damn thirsty"
Dead asf
+xXDark_AngelXx i know what you mean bro, was laughing so hard by that point that i actually pulled a muscle
+xXDark_AngelXx asf?
As F***
+xXDark_AngelXx a better quote from them is this:
i can 1up you one that
go on
we can go shopping
aaaaaaaaaaaannnnd
shopping
im never getting it up the ass from you now am i
that is less of an option and more of hestia trying to kill me
i laughed my arse of
Best line ever
I love how all of the ladies in this are written lol. The thirst is real and played for laughs and you just don't see that too often.
+Neonie I love that, and I also love that in this, Bell is the complete reverse of how he is in the actual show in that he's a patronizing sarcastic bastard who knows full well that all these women want his dick but he wants none of it.
+Isaac Landry can't believe I'm saying this, but pleasing a goddess has to be impossible, unless she replaces ones dick with that of a god
+Sylvester Bukhave Edström It runs in the family.
+Domanese what?
+Sylvester Bukhave Edström It must run in Bell's family. Being able to draw Hestia to him like a moth to a flame.
"Now that we're on the same page S T R I P."
Me:OH HELL NO
Yes**
Lily: Very good job
Bell: Have you done this before!?
Lily: My job or annoying the fuck out of you?
Bell: I guess?
Lily: Besides the point
My favorite fucking part
"Well, for whom the bell tolls, I guess. " -Bell, 2016
I see what you did there :)
"its just insurance.
don't fuck me. ever"
I was dying after that
"i' have a plan"
"what is it?"
"public sex."
"this could end very badly"
IM DEAD XD
Aaryea Naik no kidding
*STRIP*
Oh god, the flashbacks...
*"At least you're not a furry"*
Things that aged hilariously 6 years into the future.
Im not sure which scares me more; the monsters or the women.
What's the difference?
Rockin Jared Well one can ravage your body in unimaginably, unholy ways and could leave you in a state worse than death, praying to whatever god will listen for a swift end, and the others live in a giant dungeon and drops shiny rocks when they die.
+Carter Gates OH SHIT! OHHHH SHIT! OOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT! THIS! RIGHT HERE! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+Carter Gates The monsters only have a thirst for blood and they'll kill you quickly. The girls be thirsty for years to come.
YaroShien Amused? :)
wow, i just discovered something, everyone has to listen to this with good headphones, outside the shop while Hestia is threating Eina, bell is talking really softly "I'm right behind you hestia, I can hear every word of this"
he also says to hestia to not threaten his dungeon adviser
"Hestia please refrain from threatening my dungeon adviser"
Yea i just put my device up against my face to hear it
"MAMA MIA DID!"
"Mama, you can't keep doing this!"
"I AM MAMA MIA, I DO AS MAMA MIA PLEASES!"
I love it, 10/10 :D
best mama ever!!!
FAX FAX THAT FAX IT'S THAT FAX
My main question is, wasn't she Scottish last episode? XD
@@jacobdavis5722 Nah, that wasn't Scottish. If it was, it was a baaaad one.
@@MasterZeus94 True enough. I just mean if you listen to when she threatened to break the guy in half, the accent sounds completely different than she normally does. Then again, maybe that's the joke.
"do you need some water?"
"what?"
"cuz you are DAMN thirsty!"
God damn that's funny
“I know......”
Well. Found the voice of Natsu. Oh not the actual one, the abridged one.
+Clutch Asian Boi Which one? There's 2.
+YaroShien The one playing welf. Where is the second one?
Me.
+YaroShien oh shoot sorry I didn't realize at first.
+YaroShien episode 3
6:21 hestia please don't threaten my dungeon adviser.
XD its in the back ground
Wow probably would not have realized that otherwise. Thanks for making this series even funnier!
"Hestia I'm right behind you, I can hear every word you're saying.
You re just gonna ignore me then? Okay.
Hestia please don't threaten my dungeon adviser."
I am mama Mia, I do as mama Mia pleases
FlashFlame1423 XD
FlashFlame1423 "Ah Mama Mia!"
"Indeed."
Isn't she Mario's mother
One of my favorite lines in the whole series XD
😂😂😂😂😂
when he said that Deadpool line k knew i fell in love with this abridged series
Same here
Ditto
didnt realize it was a deadpool line until just now, and this is a few months after watching deadpool
what. deadpool. line put the. time. in comment
This was actually released before deadpool. In Canada at least but they probably wrote the script before deadpool came out anyway
Hestia got a small loan of a million dollars for that knife...
+jeffery lee This ^
200
more like 200 million
Hestia, Olympian goddess of architecture and the hearth, asked her niece to make a dagger and a name wasn't appropriated beforehand....I can see why, but "The Hestia Knife" is (ironically) super blunt. The dagger should be called "Hearthfire" or "Foundation Sever"
Fun fact: Signs point to Loki being a god of the house and the family due to his numerous children, his lack of festivals meaning he was worshipped on the regular, his constant act as a scapegoat for the Aesir being cunts, his constant fixing of problems by the Aesir and his mischief (sans Baldur and Ragnarok) being altogether harmless as well as annoying. Adding to that Loki’s affinity with fire as a non-frost Jotunn, points to another hearth-and-home deity like Hestia, except *not* prone to rape like all of the Olympians in mythology!!
Gavin Christenson nice names the first would have been best.
Creative names but hearth fire is better
In the canon it's called the Hestia Knife because only someone of the Hestia Familia can use it
@@jotheunissen9274 Good to know!
Only complaints about this are that Hestia's connection to architecture is fairly narrow in scope, and that he status as one of the sworn virgin goddesses, she was not exactly prone to rape, not that we have a lot of stories about her to confirm one way or t'other.
"Well, i got to say, you are a scary person Ryū."
"I once slaughtered an entire familia."
I lost my shit when i heard that. It's true.. but the anime didn't mention it, right?
Aya Plein
did you watch the anime or read the manga?
I believe it was during the floor 18, just before the Behemoth floor boss
She literally said that after Bell saw her naked.
@@jonathanlee6024 lol
IrisRain the anime did mention it
1:39 Is this song what I think it is?
2:01 It is! Thank you, Deadpool!
3:01 Bellpool *Ding!*
4:05 Well then!
4:13 That sounds like the Dandy Man from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
5:12 Finally some sense.
5:29 Surprise mothafucka
7:05 Nice Zelda reference.
7:12 Finally! Someone says it!
7:34 Well put, my friend.
8:12 Touche, Hestia.
9:00 So, apparently we have a Navi-for-hire here.
9:24 Good description.
9:37 Smart man, Bell!
H
XD of course you make Bell quote from a Deadpool commercial
+YaroShien
+Seita Shuuya I regret nothing.
+YaroShien If you regret nothing, then what the HECK gives you these awesome ideas? XD Also, have you ever done anything with OctoPimp?
+Seita Shuuya wait when was that?
+Seita Shuuya No I have not done anything with Octo. As much as I do respect him as a content creator, I find it hard of an idea to cast him for anything because he is so busy. Although I am sure that if he is interested in whatever project of mine, he will let me know.
MoXfy Milling When he beat the monster, listen to him inhale a lot of air. He quoted Deadpool xD
Ryuu reminds me of Icebear from we bare bears when she mentioned slaughtering an entire familia so casually.
+Sigma I'm very proud of my execution of that line and happy to be compared to Icebear uwu
Love that show
Izura Katzuki dude... I'm so glad I'm not the only one that's been working on deciphering that.... just a bit fast for me to full understand it, but I know it's one of my favorite lines from this video.
So it was Bell the whole time,Bell is one responsible for Harambe's death
my god you awoke me to the truth. good day sir while i go cry in the emptiness of saddness of the void harambe left me
O M F U C K I N G G O D he’s a monster
Hello darkness my old friend
*I laughed so hard at the part where Bell looked in the mirror and he was like "leotard aside I look pretty sexy" then hestia said "you can say that again" then Bell said "Aren't you supposed too be at work?" then hestia's like "Aren't you supposed to be at the Dungeon" then Bell Said "Salty Bitch" then Hestia said "What was that?!" Then Bell Said "NOTHING!" it made me laugh so hard XP
Asriel Dreemurr thank you for telling us exactly what happened in that scene so that we all know exactly what you found funny.
*Your quite welcome sir and if your feeling irritated please dont take it out on others I'm merely sharing something I found funny no need too be a well you know ^^
Asriel Dreemurr the meme gun needs ammo. found some righhhht here.
yes but you could write the time stamp instead of, OMG he was like, then she was like, then i was like. thats fuckin annoyin
* gaming nerd get locked and loaded =3=
Favorite quote ever... "It's dangerous to go alone take this!"
There are so many people in this that I can recognize by voice alone it feels like I'm watching a FUNimation dub....
Anyway, two episodes in and this is quickly becoming one of my favorite abridged series out there. Good job!
5:25 "bullshit we have contacts" im dead
Zelda music, to zelda quotes. I CANT TAKE THIS!
I can't help but feel like that moment at 6:04 when Hestia begins outright threatening Eina to stay away from Bell via whisper is very similar to that one scene from SAOabridged where Asuna threatens Lisbeth to keep away from Kirito. The irony fact that their in a weaponshop while the latter scene took place in a forge is not lost on me either.
However, I found the two scenes incredibly funny for different reasons: While in SAOabridged Kirito had no exact idea what exactly was being said (although he was aware something was being said) and the scene was used to introduce a much more scary to Asuna, this scene does it very differently, with us already having a pretty good idea of how Hestia thinks and what she's about to do, however Bell also knows, and can be heard talking in the background and telling Hestia to knock it off.
Either way, this s still awesome. Thank you to whoever actually bothered to read to the end of this comment.
Also (Edit #2 here): Who is Welf's voice actor? I can't help but find him familiar, and his channel link doesn't lead to anything. (Edit #3): is he in anything else?
right
+Daniel Bautista (Draconic29) Im gonna be honest, I am someone who is heavily influenced by a lot of abridgers. I have made tons of jokes others have made. But there is something my old high school marching instructor had once told me "we innovate, not imitate". What he meant by that is we can look at something and make it better or our own with our style, but never do the exact word for word way another does.
I saw this moment and realized it was like the SAO episode. For me, that action was something way out of the blue for Asuna in the mater of a couple of episodes. Hell, even Kirito made note of that. Hestia however has claimed Bell's everything since I started, to make clear of their relationship. Even so, Eina has been after Bell since episode one, and I took this opportunity to draw the clear line, and SAO inspired me to make that move. Another thing is that Eina didn't learn her lesson immediately. She persisted again! Its funny, because Bell knows, he is indifferent, and is only trying to proceed in his own career.
Also, last note, I did fix the links. what I didn't realized is that I had copied the description from the patreon upload, but the was shortened, thus breaking the link. It is fixed now. And thank you again.
"Bell! Get your sweet albino ass in here" XD
my favorite part is wen hestia was threatening ena, and bell's like, I'm right behind you I can hear every word of this
6:08 Asuna?
ETOWNREAPER76 I said NO talking
"Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
"Aren't you supposed to be at the dungeons?"
....
"Salty Bitch..."
"What was that!?"
"NOTHING"
I nearly died XD
Had to wait a bit but was not disappointed.
That's what she said.
She did not stop lying
OH YAY A DWARF, PERFECT!
"very good jump"
I am in fucking tears, this is my new fav series.
"I once slaughtered an entire familia" ... SPOILER ALERT :D
" I'm happy we are on the same page" ..... "Strip" that one got me
6:30 listen to the conversation in the backround
it's Natsu arguing with Tiffany cx
Roflimao
vikatchu its a refrence to sao abridged and how anyone that close would hear anything i think it was ep 7
Bell: "Arnt u supposed to be at work"
Goddess: "Arnt u supposted to be at the dungeons"
Bell: *"Salty b****"
Goddess: "WHAT WAS THAT U LIL' B****"
Bell: "NOTHING" *I'm not a man*
I'm dying XDD
"Here: it's dangerous to go alone, so take this."
*dead*
Who's the TRAITOR that disliked this?
+Loyal Stormtrooper (TR8-T0R) This meme is dead as fk...still liked it tho so u got me there
LOLOLO
+Loyal Stormtrooper (TR8-T0R) This gets every fuck I can give.
Loyal Stormtrooper 80 of them now...
We SMITE them
Bell: "That's nice, I like this gift."
Me tho 😂
6:06 Ah..the classic "Greek Gods are assholes"
***** ?
omg
+Oni Wolfin Anyone who lives is to
Wish Make I disagree.
Oni Wolfin everyone is a douchbag no matter the gender, race, or sexuality I hate everyone!
not even gonna lie if they did an english dub of danmachi I would hope this guy doing belle's voice would be highly considered, quality work you've got here. Keep at it folks.
+Kurondo I think I settle for Guy 3 or Bete.
Guy three is like one of my favorite characters.
Great jib with the Deadpool reference!
Too bad they dont use him as an actor for the dub
They already have a dub
"Don't. Fuck me."
"I can see why you don't have many friends"
"But you understand so well!"
+RadioHatch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
well I just got the deadpool joke
6:25 gettin some asuna abridged vibes right here
4:39 the "nobody likes you" rant, wow girl, that's kind of weak but IT STILL GETS TO HIM
7:07 starbomb it dangerous to go alone reference
DerpShockwave nope that song and that line is a reference to the famous line for Legend of Zelda
from*
" a very nice knife, do not touch it or else die" amazing line of dialogue though how are they going to die since the other person has the knife
9:16
Gotta use that line someday
3:02 deadpool reference
6:06 deserves a reward for the funniest thing ever.
Notice That Lily’s Voice Is Asuna’s From SAO Abdridged
The moment I heard that zelda shop music, I fell in love with this abridged seties
This is great.
I demand more.
Immediately.
NOW.
WHY ARE YOU RELEASING NEW ABRIDGED SERIES EPISODES WHEN YOU COULD BE WORKING ON THE NEXT EPISODE?!
+Truly Deceptive (Looks at new Dan Machi Script that's half way done. Still currently writing) Damn he's right.
yeah someones probably waited a year for this glad i found it last week
+The Irish Viking BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!
+The Irish Viking thats exactly what im saying lol saw this than binge watched whole season of the actual anime this week. was happy when I saw there was a second episode wouldve been sad if I had to wait a year or some shit lol
6:31 those men talking in the background😂😂😭
omg I lost my shit the way bell said shopping😂😂😂
The Deadpool joke was amazing!!
This manages to be better than the actual anime.
"Do you need water?" "I don't?" "Cuz you are Damn thirsty!" lmfao perfect come back for someone coming onto you i have ever heard XD
I love how the apes intro music is DMX.
2:09 chain meet knife, knife can deflect you because reasons
This, Fate Cero, Rosario + Vampire Abridged. I greatly enjoy everything you make, Yaroshien! Great job and major props to you and the staff!
4:46 why does this remind me of boondocks so much XD
dude that dmx song went perfectly with that scene hahaha
I love how nice the actual animation is during that fight
The saddest thing is all those characters have much more personality in this parody than they do in original ;_;
This is so hilarious I watched this with my dad and he laughed his a** off
I love the usage of Persona 3's Tartarus music for the dungeon scene - you guys have great taste!
6:30 that conversation in the Background :D
"Do you need some water? Cuz you damn thirsty." LMAO XD
That deadpool reference tho XDLOL!
3.5yrs later and I still come back and watch this episode just to remember how good DMX's music can get a scene pumped up.
The dialogue in the shop starting at 6:31 + the Zelda shop music just makes my day.
In the background of the episodes, you can see Welf arguing with the shopkeeps. I just realized that in 5:45, Hestia might have been yelling, thinking it was Welf coming back. Which is weird, considering this is a Hephaestus owned store.
"Screw you guys, I don't wanna DO this anymore!" subtle reference to the Fate/Cero Outtakes.
"For Hestia's sake"
Nice little detail.
you are turning my favorite anime into my now favorite abriged series xD
XD you should reveal that Histia is Bell's ancestrial Aunt cause Bell is from Zeus's descendants
She's his great aunt
Omg I was laughing so hard when he did what deadpool said 😆😂
@3:00
Bell should've said, "How are we supposed to eat if all the animals disintegrate? I'm tired of being a vegetarian! I'd settle for pescatarian, but the fish don't survive the hook!"
8:35 there is a difference between a furry and a Kemonomimi
"I once slaughter a group of Familiar"
"Huh..."
"At least you're not a furry"
Best lines of the episode.
Also good job with the Zelda Shop Theme.
Anime logic: It makes you more powerful when you scream in the air
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...….Did-did I do it?
Like this if this is you
SOMEONE PLEASE POINT OUT HOW AWESOME THAT FIGHT SCENE WAS PLEASE😢😢😢😢
"Okay now that we're on the same page *STRIP*"
So good and I loved all the references.
"I can 1-UP u on dat"
"Go onnn."
"We can go shopping"
"Aaaaaaaaannnd"
"Sh0p1n9"
Oh the soundtrack at the 4min mark made me have big flashbacks.
Hey man i would definitely give it to her!!
Top notch, one of the best abridged series I've seen in a long time. Good job guys!
Also that Persona 3 OST, sweeeet~ Plus that Zelda shop music, killed me :D
the legend of zelda shop song lol
Leadreptile and the Persona 3 background music as well at around 4:30 or so
"Its dangerous to go alone, take this."
The fact you used The Legend of Zelda Shop music makes this Parody even more amazing.
"A very nice knife, do not touch it or else die."
So damn funny
XD "do you need some water? Cause you are damn thirsty!"