Cannonrushing The YOUNGEST Grandmaster EVER | Cheesiest Man Alive

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  • @sethmoyer
    @sethmoyer Рік тому +142

    27:15 -- Such innocence needs to be protected at all costs

    • @BorisKashirin
      @BorisKashirin Рік тому +12

      I wonder if Harstem heard about that time-tracking application, how was it called... Ah yes! TikTok!

    • @hanrockabrand95
      @hanrockabrand95 Рік тому

      Yes. I wish someone in my past had been my Seth so that I, too, could maintain my innocence. Instead, I had a 10th grade English teacher who kept me after class to ask if I had ever heard of fel**ing.

    • @gabagool44
      @gabagool44 Рік тому +2

      @@hanrockabrand95 felching?

  • @trevinhurt
    @trevinhurt Рік тому +96

    Classic Harstem: "It's completely over, he should probably be leaving at this point... I don't really see any way in which I lose this one..." 10 seconds later "Am I actually losing this game? Technically still possible that I lose this game!" HAHAHAHA Literally every game whether he is winning or not.

  • @judicatorarlo2884
    @judicatorarlo2884 Рік тому +120

    do NOT let him google what is loli, hamster

    • @TheSource267
      @TheSource267 Рік тому

      haha dicey user tag; hahah

    • @uzairasif4684
      @uzairasif4684 Рік тому +3

      Yeah its a candy ..nothing wrong here ...he just really like to EAT lollipops

  • @steveloomis1
    @steveloomis1 Рік тому +36

    I'm not a grandmaster, and I will never be a grandmaster, so a lot of what Harstem says is purely academic to me, like a Martian discussing Martian cultural trends. But this business about being railroaded into purchasing purple goat cheese hits me right where I live.
    You're all right, Kevin. You're all right.

  • @ToTheNines87368
    @ToTheNines87368 Рік тому +27

    Don’t let the third opponent near the second opponent.

  • @brandon0sh
    @brandon0sh 8 місяців тому

    harstem casting his own games in real time is a rare and delightful treat, enjoy this one guys

  • @wholemilky
    @wholemilky Рік тому +27

    you should do a cheesiest man alive where you taste test cheeses as you play various builds

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus Рік тому +2

      then he learns the name for the cheese, he'll decide it's lame and start calling it by the build

    • @jeremyklein953
      @jeremyklein953 Рік тому

      Goat cheese

  • @ingainloggningsnamn
    @ingainloggningsnamn Рік тому +5

    5:56 those Stalkers with -2 armor debuff looks like tiny Colossi. 😄

  • @Cephalopopo
    @Cephalopopo Рік тому +5

    I think in the last game your opponent might also have realized he completely lost so he may have tried to intercept reinforcements cause he could not have won against your upcoming stalker push. He would have lost at home but he might have hoped for you to come back and therefore buying time to catch up in stalkers.

  • @RMarkNolan
    @RMarkNolan Місяць тому +1

    An actual discussion of cheese while cheesing an opponent in-game.
    Also, a grandmaster at 11? That's incredible!

  • @BeBopIsGod
    @BeBopIsGod Рік тому +1

    You know @Harstem, I had the same fear as you about goat cheese. It goes quite well on a salad with some nuts, cranberries, a lil salad dressing, highly recommend voor de koning.

  • @jarlbregadan914
    @jarlbregadan914 Рік тому +1

    General consensus: SC players are not really good at thinking while playing.
    Harstem playing ladder: The lollipop is the ultimate candy because...

  • @Ursus5848
    @Ursus5848 Рік тому +1

    Blueberry or Cranberry encrusted feta is just... chef's kiss*

  • @chir0pter
    @chir0pter Рік тому +1

    That last game was cool as hell tho, you should try it again!

  • @mihairo83
    @mihairo83 Рік тому +1

    OMG, my gold1-plat3 ladder games look exactly the same... with the difference that I lose, of course 😂
    I remember a PvT when my scout-probe saw only a Depot in the base. I immediately freaked out thinking I am proxied. Pulled another probe and a fast zealot to scout the map. I scouted the entire map and couldn't find anything... He went for CC first 😂 After that, with my complete misjudgement of the game, he won the game... GG for that.
    In PvZ Early-Mutas are very often. This was not the case, so...
    In PvP I make the same mistake over and over again. Better eco, not enough Gates. It was obviously a close one, so 6 Gates before taking a 3rd should have been game winner - which the opponent obviously did...GG for him.
    Great content!
    Thank you.
    Best regards.

    • @ZAWARUD00
      @ZAWARUD00 Рік тому

      It happens a lot to me. People playing stupid BOs make me react stupidely, and sometimes, it works.

  • @anarios-ryd
    @anarios-ryd Рік тому +1

    Thank you, Captain, for top-tier entertainment content.

  • @DerSpucky
    @DerSpucky Рік тому +7

    Always here for the cannon rush! :D

  • @ralphm4132
    @ralphm4132 Рік тому

    Well, you got your lowly hunter, who is a commoner with a longbow, and you got your Lo Li hunter, who is obsessively stalking a VP at Equifax.

  • @jimsubtle886
    @jimsubtle886 Рік тому

    I really liked the two victory into a cocky loss build/format of this video. Some days I have a really hard time watching for 15 minutes just to watch into a close loss, then watch another loss for my only SC2 fix for the next day or two. I think I can handle two nice W's and then this loss. Thanks for the vid!!

    • @r4in407
      @r4in407 Рік тому +1

      he can't always win; you can't handle him losing?

    • @jimsubtle886
      @jimsubtle886 Рік тому

      @@r4in407 I can handle it @r4in but just barely

    • @r4in407
      @r4in407 Рік тому

      @@jimsubtle886 i'm invested into watching him too when he gets so excited about the game

    • @jimsubtle886
      @jimsubtle886 Рік тому

      @@r4in407 I want to get back into playing myself. I can take SC2 losses, but I cannot take lots of them in a row. I quit playing because of this. I think Hartem's newer videos are going to make me get back on the ladder in bronze

  • @Alloran
    @Alloran Рік тому +1

    Oh Captain. Stay pure.

  • @KumarBendrake
    @KumarBendrake Рік тому

    I believe it was the American Rick James who once said. "Copium is a hell of a drug".

  • @watchvideo7225
    @watchvideo7225 Рік тому +4

    RIP to the tank that has passed away

  • @ingainloggningsnamn
    @ingainloggningsnamn Рік тому

    7:50 He might think you're on 2 bases as well. :P

  • @rylsdark
    @rylsdark Рік тому

    ah yes, the goat cheese sommelier talking about it while destroying a young GM zerg. best sc2 content out there.

  • @DamianSzajnowski
    @DamianSzajnowski Рік тому

    Gruyére is my go-to out of pretty regular but a tad stronger tasting maturing cheeses. Give it a try!

  • @coaiemandushman1079
    @coaiemandushman1079 Рік тому

    18:17 romanian telemea. Best cheese made by humanity.

  • @jackthelad9933
    @jackthelad9933 Рік тому

    Protoss definition of greedy terran is any terran who tries to take their third base before protoss has their fourth.

  • @konaritoikka
    @konaritoikka Рік тому

    I tought this was cheesiest man alive. But this is just slightly cheesy man alive

  • @Muzly
    @Muzly Рік тому

    Emmental is the absolute best cheese. Melts beautifully.

  • @hanrockabrand95
    @hanrockabrand95 Рік тому

    I tried some lavender ice cream, once. It was a mistake.

  • @Aaron-zk2wu
    @Aaron-zk2wu Рік тому

    What about an aged goat gouda? With the crystals? so good.

  • @MrPikminmaster
    @MrPikminmaster Рік тому

    the goat cheese story was goated

  • @Chretze
    @Chretze Рік тому

    Wait what - This kid was BORN right before SC2 came out.... And he's a GM.
    Wrap your minds around that one... He was born, learned to speak, learned to walk, went to kindergarten, then school, now high school and somewhere along the way he picked up this funny game called StarCraft 2 and became grandmaster at it.

  • @theunsungone2507
    @theunsungone2507 Рік тому +1

    "Brits dont like their queen to be messed with"
    then
    "he needs to build wayyy more lings to keep his queen alive"
    that's fucked up bro :V

  • @Cheshire9k
    @Cheshire9k Рік тому

    That "cmon bruh" tho. Also going for a shit build, gets rekt by an all in that was obvious and then cries LMAO.

  • @andreashalbfeld7671
    @andreashalbfeld7671 Рік тому +3

    You're a content MACHINE!

  • @tnnetnattninuttn4627
    @tnnetnattninuttn4627 Рік тому

    The recommendation of this video shortened the title to exactly "Cannonrushing The YOUNGEST Grandma" which left me puzzled for a while why you cannonrush a grandma and how young is the youngest of them. I know a song where a 28 years old one is mentioned. So the youngest grandma could be about your age. :P

  • @ufdarxy
    @ufdarxy Рік тому

    Try hard cheese soaked in red wine. Actually very good cheese.

  • @studentcomposer
    @studentcomposer Рік тому

    Terrans love staying in the game.

  • @hikkespett
    @hikkespett Рік тому

    My son became GM with Zerg when he just had turned 12, back in 2012. So I guess he would give that kid a run for that title.

    • @mothrahlurker788
      @mothrahlurker788 Рік тому +2

      What's your sons account name, thanks to nephest you could prove that story.

  • @aleksaurus2722
    @aleksaurus2722 Рік тому

    Dear Captain. Try some Norwegian Brown Cheese

  • @Magdavian
    @Magdavian Рік тому

    "I am really pissed off how that went, it should have been a free win, after my early game,..." 25:25 - 25:50,.. so,. is it IMBA,.. lol,.

  • @TheGuyCalledX
    @TheGuyCalledX Рік тому +2

    Here so fast, game was uploaded 3s ago when I clicked 😎

  • @EnemyN666
    @EnemyN666 Рік тому

    You should try Sulguni cheese, still don’t know how a person who dislikes goat cheese goes in and buys 2 blocks of goat cheese 😂

    • @r4in407
      @r4in407 Рік тому

      maybe he did not buy it for himself... yes?

  • @damedley75
    @damedley75 Рік тому +11

    20:28 Chances Harstem doesn't know what a loli is? Guesses, anyone?

    • @RomanBelisarius
      @RomanBelisarius Рік тому +7

      High he doesn't know, he is laser focused on Starcraft 2 as a hobby/passion-career, he has a gf/now fiancee or wife, is mentally stable, other hobby being going outside and unironically piloting a motorboat through Dutch rivers, lakes and floodlands as The Captain.

    • @dragonsworder
      @dragonsworder Рік тому

      @@RomanBelisarius he should notice that loli could be the short version of lolita, which is a famous book

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus Рік тому +2

      @@dragonsworder that's a hell of an expectation you have of our Dutch Captain my man, are you yourself that versed in Russian Literature?

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus Рік тому +2

      "hm, electric, does that have something to do with the Elektra Syndrome? How disgusting!"
      Nobody would say this

    • @cheeruppp
      @cheeruppp Рік тому

      @@sakesaurus you don't have to be "well versed" in Russian literature to know that book, it's one of the top few anybody can mention

  • @marbles9420
    @marbles9420 Рік тому +2

    I appreciate the confidence in your commentary. But I’ve now learned your “no way this person wins”. There Is there is a 50 percent chance they win. Liked and subscribed just saying.!

  • @bradfin12
    @bradfin12 Рік тому

    my boy here is so innocent he sees LoliHunter and thinks it means "lowly hunter" when in reality the name implies that he hunts children.

  • @atticus2581
    @atticus2581 Рік тому

    * i actually really dont like goat cheese* - me taking a bite of goat cheese toast: :O

  • @ingainloggningsnamn
    @ingainloggningsnamn Рік тому +1

    11:25 what actually killed that probe???

    • @ZAWARUD00
      @ZAWARUD00 Рік тому

      Because of the corner, it wasn't ahead anymore for a short time, but it was enough for the drone to land a hit.

    • @ingainloggningsnamn
      @ingainloggningsnamn Рік тому

      @@ZAWARUD00 Dang... I mean it had already rounded that corner a moment earlier so I thought it was safe at that point. Perhaps it started to turn just a tiny degree more there and got killed?

  • @minityper
    @minityper Рік тому +1

    Young players don’t like old cheese cracked me up

  • @MeesterG
    @MeesterG Рік тому

    The issue where you want to keep investing in something shit, because you already invested a lot in it is called the Sunk Cost Fallacy :) It's interesting (16:00)

  • @Jomi91
    @Jomi91 Рік тому

    Harstem so mad to be hunted

  • @tutmondigo
    @tutmondigo Рік тому

    Havarti is my favorite specialty cheese. I also don't like goat cheese.

  • @Baracktor
    @Baracktor Рік тому

    If a sc2 cheese was Blue Cheese, what would that look like?

  • @tutorialbiz
    @tutorialbiz Рік тому

    lol, I wonder if he ever figured it out. Image his reaction if he knew he was fighting a pedo and lost

  • @Eshelion
    @Eshelion Рік тому

    If he won, he played it correctly. ;)

  • @StrikerEureka1
    @StrikerEureka1 Рік тому

    6:50 psychopath xDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @zaniwoob
    @zaniwoob Рік тому

    Texelse schapenkaas

  • @SerbanOprescu
    @SerbanOprescu Рік тому

    Did you at least draw some lessons from being beaten because "he shouldn't be here on the map! This should be illegal!"? It is legal to win, Kevin.

  • @nikospyridis9579
    @nikospyridis9579 Рік тому +1

    Funny how if game 2 was an IIIODIS, we would talk about the Protoss floating 1500 gas, on what's probably the most gas intensive race (other than mech Terran I guess)

    • @damedley75
      @damedley75 Рік тому

      Oooooh fightin' words

    • @mothrahlurker788
      @mothrahlurker788 Рік тому

      Well he did make a templar archive and was warping in zealots to keep the pressure up while it was building, then he would have spent his entire gas bank at once. So not really.

  • @weewud
    @weewud Рік тому

    i think he means lolita (? or something like that) and not lolipop with his name

  • @letrolleurdujura5611
    @letrolleurdujura5611 Рік тому

    (About the first game)
    I play every week against this type of 4 base 4 gaz plays with masse zelot, thats so cancer, how can I defend that ?

    • @mothrahlurker788
      @mothrahlurker788 Рік тому

      Harstem had the game already won so this game has nothing to do with your question. There was nothing the terran could have done except leave sooner.

  • @ShreddedSteel
    @ShreddedSteel Рік тому

    The little edgy zoomer girl at work ruined my innocence.
    I know that lolihunter was only after one thing, And not interested, At all, In Harstems build order or tech path 😦
    And thats how perverts win sometimes. The cant be mindgamed to a higher level

  • @goodlearnerbadstudent756
    @goodlearnerbadstudent756 Рік тому

    loli is a word that refers to very cursed stuff.
    also, the game against said person reminds me of a rage moment of Artosis when he went: you can lose because your opponent is bad!
    gg

    • @UnsoberIdiot
      @UnsoberIdiot Рік тому

      Loli just means little cartoon girl. It's not inherently bad.

  • @InfinityDsbm
    @InfinityDsbm Рік тому

    Oh hehe

  • @MsLeessy
    @MsLeessy Рік тому

    No proxy forge, disappointed...

  • @inmundo6927
    @inmundo6927 Рік тому +1

    about the last match. If what he did made no sense... then why did it make SO MUCH sense?¡ Isn't "doing the unexpected" precisely what makes the most sense in a strategy game?

    • @NanoLT
      @NanoLT Рік тому +1

      Incredibly high risk, average reward. 90% of the time he would have lost the game from that move.

    • @inmundo6927
      @inmundo6927 Рік тому

      @@NanoLT but maybe 90% of the time, he didn't do that move?

    • @NanoLT
      @NanoLT Рік тому

      @@inmundo6927 Well yeah thats why it is incredibly high risk, with an average reward. Getting lucky I guess is a strategy. A bad one, but it is still strategy.

    • @inmundo6927
      @inmundo6927 Рік тому +1

      ​@@NanoLT its not risky if you know you are cheesing your opponent even harder.. Its not about luck, but about numbers..
      Harstem just expected him to go back to the base and waste time and resources building a battery and defensive structures, upon seeing no Nexus, but opponent just didn't buy it and kept the pressure on Harstem's side, confusing him all the way.
      I guess saying it was "luck" is a way of coping...

    • @NanoLT
      @NanoLT Рік тому

      @@inmundo6927 I mean it was dumb luck, rushing an opponent that is one base all-in-ing you is just a speedrun to gg.
      Ignoring information given to you and guessing your opponent is doing something really stupid is luck and not a reliable strategy. Especially in harstem's MMR

  • @dustinmorrison6315
    @dustinmorrison6315 Рік тому

    Terran imba at wasting your time.

  • @jungdongha2
    @jungdongha2 Рік тому

    harstem doesn't know what lolis are. maybe lets keep it that way

  • @NewAge1138
    @NewAge1138 Рік тому

    Try the damn cheese Harstem, better to try something new and learn more about yourself than to be ignorant of the joys of life. If you spend money on something you dont like, dont view it as a waste, but rather the cost of learning something new about yourself!

  • @zes7215
    @zes7215 Рік тому

    wrr

  • @FelipeNaranja
    @FelipeNaranja Рік тому

    So, Harstem is a Loli.

  • @SahelanthropusX
    @SahelanthropusX Рік тому

    cmonBruh

  • @Kassplaylist
    @Kassplaylist Рік тому +2

    "I don't know what a loli is". Sure buddy

  • @JayLopez-
    @JayLopez- Рік тому

    U gotta try smoked guhda cheese very taste

  • @sorbital69
    @sorbital69 Рік тому

    5