The British Buffet Selling 5 tonnes of Duck Every Week | The 2,000,000 Calorie Buffet
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- Опубліковано 25 чер 2018
- Narrated by Johnny Vegas, The 2,000,000 Calorie Buffet offers a naked eye on all-you-can-eat restaurants on Britain's high-streets.
We meet the enthusiastic diners and buffet hunters trying to outsmart the buffet- food industry.
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From "The 2000000 Calorie Buffet"
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The narrator sounds like he’s got a buffet stuck in his throat
Johnny Vegas does has a buffet in his throat. Or more accurately in his chin. No, the 2nd one.
@@jmp_fr and the 3rd
LMAO
Molly Johnny Vegas has got more than one but he is a great actor
Including the metal?
Who the hell goes to buffets and eats Chips/pizza... I always avoid that.
Kids!
Americans.
Blazing Coder this buffet isn't in America though... Lol
That sounds like a good time to 11 year old me.
pizza is nice
The buffet owner is such a kind-hearted looking guy.
5 bucks every kid in that buffet coughed on the chocolate fountain
*pounds
@@hamishriley-watson4312 since he's saying bucks, i think you could also use quid.
Dont forget the adults
Ah so that's how Corona spread in England!
one guy getting more value than what he paid for in a buffet does virtually nothing to their profits...
Exactly they make that loss up from kids and people who genuinely dont eat that much.
Crispy seaweed is freakin' cabbage what the hell it's crispy cabbage
Pokemon Go seaweed
Cabbage is cheaper
Pokemon Go fried cabbage
ITS FUCKIN CABBAGE WHERES THE SEAWEED
Weed
isnt the whole point of going to a buffet to have fun and eat as much as you want?
Lol I know. I don't think anyone's really going to an all you can eat buffet to "beat" the system.
gotta beat the system maaaan /s
Do they have some ketchup shortage ??? I don’t see the point of having to refill a bowl of ketchup knowing it’s a damn buffet 🤦♀️ just leave the bottles of ketchup
@@YakuiMeido do. Whenever I go to one of these buffets, I focus on the duck and pork dishes and tend to avoid the carbs and cheap crap.
The key to it is to eat more than what the buffet price cost for each person.
After reading the comments:
Crispy "seaweed" is served in many Western Chinese restaurants & it's a known fact that it's cabbage. It's labelled as "crispy seaweed" Because that's what it's called, even if that's not what it is.
For every person who comes to a buffet as a "challenge" there's thousands that don't. They make a profit. Many buffets have time limits when there are more expensive things on it.
I like the narrator's voice, it's charming.
💖
That kid when the host asked him if he wanted more noodles was so sweet and well behaved ☺️
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@@decoy1312 k
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That pizza looks awful. Looks like they use tomato paste for sauce.
In the UK, outside of main city centers and hippie villages the food quality, especially takeaways is really really bad. A takeaway in outer Manchester will get away with murder.
Nipple cream
U mean ketchup for sauce?
@@emanuel1281 no ketchup, just sauce, raw sauce
@@AlanRedrew well they use raw tomato paste in Italy..
You are there to eat , just EAT!!! Who cares if the Chef or others think you are pilling food up on your plate!
*Avoid starch in a buffet* - Mike Chen
And yet he always eats it
This guy has such a thick accent the closed captioning went crazy
Need to avoid drinks, soups, carbs, sweets and focus on pricey meats and seafood. Try for 8 plates to beat the buffet, need to skip breakfast and lunch and go hungry
Terrible idea, your stomach shrinks when you dont eat all day... best thing to do is eat a lot of salads they expand your stomach and digest fast then go in and eat a lot of steaks and seafood.
Drink plenty of water during the day to keep your stomach inflated and to clean out the waste
Looks good. I'm just wondering if it's legal to call something seaweed when it's in fact cabbage? I'm prob. missing something because I was quite surprised how open the restaurant were about it.
@Tony George they probably don't call it seaweed. There isn't a label or anything, people just assume that it's seaweed.that would be my guess anyway
Daniel White Pretty sure no label is illegal
@@kingcs6273 not really
Abit late with a reply. It's not illegal . Crab sticks are not real crab but still called crab meat. The Caviar you get on sushi in not real caviar but Salmon eggs. There is a lot of things called imitation food.
@@pedsgreatescape1723 Yea, but there is a "INGREDIENTS:" section, where it tells you what its actually is. Now I havent been to this buffet, So I dont know. But I hope theres a fine print on the "Seaweed" that says its cabbage.
I could tell that was cabbage just from looking at it. He clearly isn't an actual seaweed lover. :P
@Midnight Toker it's pretty fucking obvious if you have ever eaten seaweed before
My local Indian have banned me
I end up eating 4 plates normally full to the top with all the expensive stuff
Proof
r/thathappend
Why would I need to proof it eating a lot of food isn’t to brag about
I’m a fat bastard and I love it
LOL i always does that in Indian buffets. I stick to eating Tandoori chicken, Lamb and fish dishes and avoid rice based dishes.
This reminds me of when Red Lobster had the Endless Shrimp promotion and my friends and I set out to compete against each other. The rules were:
You must eat your sides.
You must eat at least 1 biscuit (we all ended up eating at least 2 because they're so damn good.)
You must drink at least 1 glass of beverage.
Tails will be kept for counting, and you must eat the shrimp at least TO the tail.
Popcorn and coconut shrimp have no tails and are smaller, so they must be counted differently. Popcorn and coconut shrimp only counted half.
You could order the skewers on the bed of rice, but you did not have to eat the rice, and the rice counted nothing extra if you did.
My record was 201 shrimp, and I threw in the towel at that point. I told my friend that if he beat me, I had already called it and I didn't even want to continue with it. It stopped being fun at that point. He did end up beating me, by 1. 202 shrimp, 3 biscuits, 2 sides, probably 3-4 glasses of pepsi. That was our record, the next closes to me was I think 170ish. All in all, I'm not 100% sure, but I do believe that at least 2 of us ended up "beating the buffet" that day. Even though it wasn't a buffet. The best part was that the waitress was cheering us on the whole time, saw and appreciated that it was a competition and so she kept the shrimp coming out at a great pace for us. She got a $200 from the table that night, easily.
Best thing to do in a meal ...compete ...yeah
Bet you hid some of those shrimps that epic huge beard
the narrators voice makes this incredibly difficult to watch..
How dare you insult our Lord and saviour Johnny Vegas
Morbidly obese
Matt Stonie: “hold my beer”
@@shawn-ju8ey hold my warmed up gatorade*
No it's
Hold my diet coke
hold my gallon of gravy
Johnny vegas impression: YOUVE MISSCOUNTED WE BOTH GOT 30!! I AM THE ORACLE HEAR ME ROAR !!!
Interesting. Different culture. As an American, I'd just commend the chef on what a great job he'd done on the crispy duck and show him how much I appreciated it by piling it high.
That's genuinely something I love about you Americans, you guys aren't afraid of your food. I remember one time I visited California for a holiday many years ago personally I don't think I've ever tasted better food, American style food is normally criticised for ridiculously large portions or for being too greasy/fatty but I honestly couldn't get enough of it.
There’s gonna be that one guy that doesn’t care that he is being greedy in front of the chef and take it all lol
Imagine being able to eat anything you want and you choose to eat leaves.
2:02 he died😂
It looked like that kid started choking
if this is in my recommended at 3AM again-
Wait what? You go to the restaurant to eat cheapest frozen chips? Outrageous
Eats 7 plates of food, “you know I’m not tryna get my self sick 🤷🏾♂️”
This is diabetes heaven
The Pubg Kid this is not how you become diabetic I know I’m diabetic type 1 my pancreas stopped working
I reckon if u had diabetes it's more like hell 🤔
@@Blue_G_41s Well maybe... But chances are, if you have T2 diabetes, it's because buffets are your heaven.
@@morteparla6926 personal opinion
I reckon you mean fat people's heaven with your reference too T2.. And my opinion on that would be heaven isn't a place it's a feeling of total enjoyment and fat people can eat more so more heavenly enjoyment... diabetic people have to watch what they eat that ain't enjoyment
It's nice to know that the USA has some competition. Mr. More is a genius. I wish him the best. Plus...chicken tikka is awesome.
Very entertaining to watch. Great to get the perspective of the restaurant owner.
7:45 can we just take a second to laugh at the fact that you can see dudes asshole sweating through his pants?
The guy at 6:38 is like the Asian version of Littlefinger.
"Our eyesh are always bigger than our belliesh, Lord Shtark...But The Mountain will always have the biggest belly in the Sheven Kingdoms."
Bruh 😁😁
I wish crispy duck would be more popular here in the States.
Isnt it in the chinese restaurantes ?
i love this video. the narrator really makes it for me
I could watch these for days
The narrator's voice is like those toy commercial voices you see on tv.
The only time I went to England we ate at an Indian buffet. When I think about all the lactose I had the pain comes back a little but it was absolutely worth it
i love this show , it's so funny and accurate
I learned my lesson to never try making the food worth it. In KBBQs their most popular item is the sliced brisket. At $20 a person and 4 dollars a pound of brisket, you’d need to consume more than 5 pounds of it.
So even if I do make my money’s worth, the next day I’ll feel like utter shit and probably rush to the bathroom.
Here’s a tip guys. Never expect to make your money back. Eat til you’re happy instead
2:02 when you realize the test is tomorrow and you didn’t study....
Blurr Yt omfg haha you legend
Well last month we went to a buffet like a proper REAL buffet
With Seafood,Raw oysters and cheese and all that yummy jazz
You know it is not a for-profit buffet (cuz it's a hotel and their revenue
Comes from rooms) so it's AMAZING we got it for 400฿ for kids
And 800฿ for adults but we got a 33.3* percent discount so
Ima say it was great didn't break either my stomach or my bank
*edit* oh btw 400฿ is about 11$ dollars
800฿ is 22$
I saw a middle age thin black woman eat six full plates of food and was still going. I was with my wife then. I was really pleased with this woman ☺
This was an interesting video. Thumbs up
LOL EMBARRASSED?! Plz I will serve my plate as tall as I want idc if the OWNER is standing next to me.
I will say this in all honesty, this looks fun. It is NOT fun at American places like Golden Corral or the Chinese Buffets. Not in Illinois at any rate. Are those kids being gently forced to eat with other kids they don't know? Like making new friends? Because, if so, that's really wonderful. You meet new people. No one EVER does that in America to my knowledge. People here are far too protective to eat with other people they don't know. There is a very special place up in Wisconsin called Paul Bunyon's. It's a breakfast place but you eat like a Lumber Jack and you sit with other people at long tables. I often thought how nice it was to sit with strangers and eat. I mean, you go out to a place like that, why not be sociable. There are no other places that I know of that allow it or encourage it.
Mate have you never heard of a bar?
So... Do they have like... A note somewhere that states it's actually Cabbage? Cause... I feel like saying it's seaweed, and actually selling cabbage could lead to health concerns somewhere down the road
Bro, just realized this my rugby team, Ripon! We took a trip to Lester for a rugby tour, never realized I would see my younger self on UA-cam.🤣
These buffet owners were wise enough to make money saving decisions but stupid enough to reveal it to a tv show🤦🏻♂️
Doesn't matter. People come to buffets for the variety of foods, eat their fullest and have fun. They don't go in thinking they want to beat the system
This is the most Non-American American thing I’ve seen.
Good for him - he's not committing crimes he's running a business - respect him!
Wow, nice video, thanks
That’s not even real Seaweed
Well duh , genius
It's weed from the lawn
Super interesting. If that gentleman didn't even break even after 7 plates at 12 quids, then I seriously question the quality of the food. How is it so cheap to make?
Hitchcock and Scully: is this a challenge?
That buffet restaurants turn over must be INSANE
I don't understand people who pile on at Buffets. I usually go to them to relax with friends, we'll hang out for hours and play DnD. Lots of fun.
I can't wait until the day someone allergic to cabbage comes in an eats it and sues the company
Cabbage has everything seaweed has.
Haha that indian chefs a savvy veteran of the buffet game, "go on kids, eat some more chips" (carb overload)
At least this guy is honest, and this is hilarious
I don't know why people are obsessed with getting their money's worth. I'll never understand that. Maybe that's why I'll never go to a traditional buffet.
Aaron money makes the world go round
This narrator needs to be in more videos
He is
It's Johnny Vegas
he is a well know actor tbf
I was just thinking omg this guy is cringey
The funny thing is hes morbidly obese 🤣
Lmao @ the chef laughing as he says it's cabbage
You know your children are having a good time when Mr. MORE comes around, to take them to the back of the restaurant...
If I'm going to a buffet I'm loading up on Alaskan King Crab
No UK buffet has anything decent like that it’s all trash frozen fried shit.
Did that MF just serve a Waffle with his bare hands? @3:02
Yep. I've never understood why people fill up on cheap food at buffets. Go for the food that costs more and that you wouldn't already have at home.
Yay!! Johnny Vegas........ awesome
People should celebrate the fact that they've had enough to eat in one setting for one's survival rather than celebrate the ability to overindulge...
Do they leave the ''side''plates on your table to try to shame you into looking like a pig.
I died laughing when he said it actually just cabbage
When the Prada Willie Weekly outing bus turns up at the buffet , you know the shit is seriously about to hit the fan.
500k views and 13 comments?
And the kids are eating the most boaring food chips and thet is it! OUT OFF ALL THE FOODS CHIPS!!?!?!?
Took me a while before i realized it was Johnny Vegas.
Who goes to a Chinese buffet just to eat pizza and french fries.
Jesus.....Jesus does....
All you can eat is pervert. Clients want to beat the buffet by eating until they’re sick& the buffet owners who have to buy cheap products to get along.
Going in a restaurant is not about getting the most for the cheapest price😡🤷🏼♀️
The fuck are you talking about ?
It is for poor people like me lol
pro tip eat meat most meats cost more than the noodles/dough and stuff like that
Why did this guy diss Jeremy Clarkson all of a sudden 😂😂
The seaweed guy isnt playing up to the camera much 🙄... what a swarve cool dude 🤣
they should be sued for labeling it seaweed when it's actually cabbage
Mr A You will probably find, that there won’t be a label saying ‘seaweed’
Truw
Cabbage tastes better than seaweed anyway.
Meh, well due to our Muslim population, in takeaways and chippies
Vinegar isn't vinegar in chippies anymore because of alcohol.
Pepperoni - not actually pork
Sausage- not pork and is halal especially in London
Bacon - made from Turkey usually and flavoured
I could go on......
Mitchell C vinegar is completely halal and also why would you label turkey bacon as bacon since turkeys are way more expensive then pigs . You sound like an absolute lunatic
so if your somone who's tall you dont get to eat for half price? and if your a midget you eat half price for life
You eat less when you're smaller.
@@y2kblackout what about an obese man losing both legs then hitting the buffet ?
Yes!!! I miss you guys!
I love this guys voice
6K views and 4 comments, somebody is sitting on the delete button
0:26 looks terrible
1:09 when you see your custom character in a cutscene
Seaweed is just salt dried cabbage. Damn.
TOE-MA-TOE KETCHUP!! huh? its just ketchup
These guys are absolutely amateurs, let me show you how it’s done
The narrator is pure legend!
That little bowl of ketchup!! LOL!
223k views, yet I made the first comment?
Something seems wrong.
Me and my friend once went to a all u can eat korean BBQ and we at for 5 hours
oz?
The only thing I look forward to at a buffet is choosing the food I want to eat and sitting down and enjoy eating.
Cabbage? I am bloody floored
Can’t believe a whole country doesn’t know what braces are
0:19 if my kid used his fork like this, I'd smack it in his throath. MANNERS.
0:12 OMD that’s Leicester 😂
If I show this video to folks in some villages in Africa, they would probably weep bitterly!