+TheGonzoMD .Reveen I read this comment and thought to myself "if you put a million Orks in a room with a million typewriters and waited a million years, you'd either have the complete works of Gork n Mork, or they'd conquer half the galaxy with shoota's made of typewriter parts." Thanks for that. : D
Their shoes would stay on by the power of the Waaagh!!! Laces be damned. And if da Orks needed to learn string theory, the Mekboyz would just paint something red and cover it in guns and pointy stikks, oh and they'd draw teeth on it (using actual teeth of course). Red to make it go fasta, guns for more dakka, pointy stikks for all da heads, and teeth for chompan. This combines all major influences in Ork society. So in essence, Orkish string theory is Waaagh!
I just realized: Orks refer to an Exterminatus fleet as "dakka" Orks are so impressed by the firepower of the Imperial Navy, that they use they closest thing they have to a holy word
Never deny the Orks a fight if they are looking forward to it, they will do ANYTHING to get that fight. They will even use... *shudders* ...rational thinking.
Considering Bluddflagg figured it out without outside inteference (unlike everyone else in the zoggin sector), I'd say it's either a victory for the orks, or Epic Fail for everyone else.
"Oooo, wot i wouldnt give ta strap one a' dem huge zog-off planet-krumpin' missles to me back..." - Brikkfist. and by zog-off sized missles he means the exterminatus finisher bomb, which i find quite hillarious.
It's even more fail when you consider that the TYRANIDS figured this out, and compared to a Tyranid Hive Mind, Bluddflagg's a frakking genius. Kyrus, Chaos be disappoint.
@Dimeinurear Added fun: Their Warboss outsmarted a member of the Inquisition too. A person who's very JOB requires them to be an intelligent person got ambushed by a warboss after trying to kill it with no one backing her up. Makes you wonder how humanity even managed to reach the 41st millennium.
Well, by Gork an' Mork demselves, who'dafought dat dat posh git Kyras would be hidin' in da place dey had already DAKKA'd? Reeal hed'scratcha, dat 'un.
+Dominic Trungove Zog me! Only da kaptain could'a taught o' dat. Leds go zog dat zoggin' git and all his zoggin' posh gitz and show dem da wey we WAAAAAGH!
@Gjkl345 - Orks aren't stupid, they just appear stupid to races like humans, tau or eldar because they lack curiosity about anything other than fighting - things like art, history or philosophy are of no interest to them. They don't care about being used as tools either, because they are happy as long as they are fighting SOMEONE. Kyras isn't stupid either, but like many commanders before him he underestimates the battlefield cunning that ork warbosses often possess, and it catches him offguard
Orks most certainly can be cunning and can use deception If they live long enough to learn it. In the novel Hammer of Daemons the Ork leader had a better plan for survival then the humans and eldar on the planet. Gazkull Mac Uruk Thraka has repeatedly outsmarted normal humans and space marines.
Oi! Dat's gud finkin', dat is! If da Space Marine boss wanted dem Inquisitive 'ummies ta dakka da whole sector and he didn't want ta get dakka'd 'imself, he'd go to dat place dey already dakka'd cause dey wouldn't dakka it again cause dat wud be a waste a good dakka! Dat Bludflaggs a cleva one! I wish I wus as cunnin' as 'im!
I think we're missing the point of the video. It isn't to demonstrate Bluddflag's frankly-amazing logic (for an Ork), but how Spookums was able to SURVIVE hiding INSIDE LAVA.
i love how smart orks like kaptin bluddflagg can be from time to time. but figuring out something a billion humans and inquisitors and all his boys (that is not so hard) could not think? HE IS JUST ZOGGING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
Orks can pull off some pretty bat-shit crazy things when you get enough of them together. Read 'The Beast Arises' series for examples (Notable example: Warp-teleporting ENTIRE MOONS!)
'cunning' is the word you're looking for. They may not be able to write great articles or solve complicated mathematical puzzles, but they can be cunning and clever like a predator. ... assuming they survive their mistakes to learn about it ;P
Kaptain BluddFlagg: den Kyras . . . would go . . . ta da place . . . dey wouldn't dakka . . . which is dat place! Mister Nail'Brain: still not folowin ya Kap'n? Me: XD Gotta love Orks
+Tobi of the Akatsuki Well, the voice of the big pirate Ork is Patrick Seitz, who also voices Ragna the Bloodedge (Blazblue), Ira Gamagori (Kill la Kill), Artanis (Starcraft II), Scorpion (Mortal Kombat 9) and Isshin Kurosaki (Bleach).
Brikkfist: Oooo... wot I wouldn't give ta strap one a' dem huge zog-off planet- krumpin missiles to me back.. Mr. Nailbrain: Oi kap'n Dose humies are blowing da grot dung out of dis whole place, maybe wez should hide out on dat rock dey already dakka'd before. Dey wouldn't waste good dakka, right? Spookums: Cyrene? 'ow am I s'posed ta work dat burny chunk of soot? It ain't like I hides in da lava! Mork knows, I tryin' DAT trick again. Me: LOL
@tezmellez Yeah, but Bluddflagg only took about 30 seconds to figure it out as of now. Castor might have figured it out at an earlier point but who can say how long it took him before that to figure it out?
i'm actually impressed by bluddflag! i mean he's an ork right?....he figured out kyras's hiding place amazingly fast (4 an ork;) weren't orks suposed to be stupid...??
@tezmellez isn't funny how everyone was in excrutiating pain when kyras was in his their minds but Castor was Calm and cool while he figured out were kyras was hiding
very few are cunning. they are simple. i used the right word. they have one track minds. fighting looting and killing are what thy care about. thats simple. when an ork is cunning he gets noticed. among orks or his foes, very quickly.
Orks can't figure out how to tie their laces if you give them a shoe, but give them long enough and they'll figure out string theory.
+TheGonzoMD .Reveen I read this comment and thought to myself "if you put a million Orks in a room with a million typewriters and waited a million years, you'd either have the complete works of Gork n Mork, or they'd conquer half the galaxy with shoota's made of typewriter parts."
Thanks for that. : D
Completely accurate.
Their shoes would stay on by the power of the Waaagh!!! Laces be damned. And if da Orks needed to learn string theory, the Mekboyz would just paint something red and cover it in guns and pointy stikks, oh and they'd draw teeth on it (using actual teeth of course). Red to make it go fasta, guns for more dakka, pointy stikks for all da heads, and teeth for chompan. This combines all major influences in Ork society. So in essence, Orkish string theory is Waaagh!
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Dead serious though, that’s almost Exactly how that works in canon. Time + boys only makes orks smarter.
And then they invade all words simultaneously!
I just realized:
Orks refer to an Exterminatus fleet as "dakka"
Orks are so impressed by the firepower of the Imperial Navy, that they use they closest thing they have to a holy word
wait, isn't the closest thing to a holy word that they have WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH?
Dakka's the term they use for firearms in general. Regardless of size.
A bunch of orks just outsmarted a Librarian Chapter Master and a thousand year old greater daemon.
We're doomed.
This is 40k in a nutshell, orks are the only ones that "think".
Da cunning for ya
Also an Inquisitor with Psyker powers
You made my day, sir.
Dat iz da Big Thinkin'
>not trying to hide in lava
+Jflowization What I'm amused by is that he already tried.
+Radosław Hołdys
And SURVIVED. How did he pull that off? Snikrot would be so proud.
marrier9999 He's an Ork.
Fuck logic
+Jflowization
"Again..."
x'D
Since when do Orks follow logic?
Never deny the Orks a fight if they are looking forward to it, they will do ANYTHING to get that fight. They will even use... *shudders* ...rational thinking.
Considering Bluddflagg figured it out without outside inteference (unlike everyone else in the zoggin sector), I'd say it's either a victory for the orks, or Epic Fail for everyone else.
i say both lol
Those aren't mutually exclusive...
"Hang on a squig" I've started saying that in real life.
my god Bludflagg is brilliant.
well he is DA CAP'N for a reason!
@yosefyonin6824 he also a big hat. Everyone knows the bigger your hat the smarter you are.
"Stil not following you kaptain." XD
You'll remember this as the time you ALMOST caught Kaptain Bluddflagg!
Every night I pray to Gork and Mork for a return of Bluddflagg and his merry band. The grim darkness of the far future needs more Ork pirates.
"Oooo, wot i wouldnt give ta strap one a' dem huge zog-off planet-krumpin' missles to me back..." - Brikkfist.
and by zog-off sized missles he means the exterminatus finisher bomb, which i find quite hillarious.
It's even more fail when you consider that the TYRANIDS figured this out, and compared to a Tyranid Hive Mind, Bluddflagg's a frakking genius.
Kyrus, Chaos be disappoint.
That’s impressive logic, especially coming from an Ork. Bluddflagg is more clever than most give him credit for.
He ein't da boss for no reason :)
@Dimeinurear Added fun: Their Warboss outsmarted a member of the Inquisition too. A person who's very JOB requires them to be an intelligent person got ambushed by a warboss after trying to kill it with no one backing her up.
Makes you wonder how humanity even managed to reach the 41st millennium.
Well, by Gork an' Mork demselves, who'dafought dat dat posh git Kyras would be hidin' in da place dey had already DAKKA'd? Reeal hed'scratcha, dat 'un.
+Dominic Trungove Zog me! Only da kaptain could'a taught o' dat. Leds go zog dat zoggin' git and all his zoggin' posh gitz and show dem da wey we WAAAAAGH!
- Underestimating the Orks as morons is the greatest mistake one can make. :p
actually the orks ARE DUMB
Kaptain Bloodflag however is a stephen hawkings to the orks....
Lelouch Vi Britannia - YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS, DO YA GIT!?
MarianoRyu in a matter fact i do :3 and the orks are dumb xD they're basically dumb brutes and that's why i ove them
Lelouch Vi Britannia You do not know orks.
You do not know love.
Skyler Thompson the orks are dumb....some of them simply had the luck to have a brain :3
@Gjkl345 - Orks aren't stupid, they just appear stupid to races like humans, tau or eldar because they lack curiosity about anything other than fighting - things like art, history or philosophy are of no interest to them. They don't care about being used as tools either, because they are happy as long as they are fighting SOMEONE.
Kyras isn't stupid either, but like many commanders before him he underestimates the battlefield cunning that ork warbosses often possess, and it catches him offguard
Orks most certainly can be cunning and can use deception If they live long enough to learn it. In the novel Hammer of Daemons the Ork leader had a better plan for survival then the humans and eldar on the planet. Gazkull Mac Uruk Thraka has repeatedly outsmarted normal humans and space marines.
"Dey wouldn't waste good dakka, right?"
Implying there's ever enough dakka.
They have to all believe they have enough dakka.
Oi! Dat's gud finkin', dat is! If da Space Marine boss wanted dem Inquisitive 'ummies ta dakka da whole sector and he didn't want ta get dakka'd 'imself, he'd go to dat place dey already dakka'd cause dey wouldn't dakka it again cause dat wud be a waste a good dakka! Dat Bludflaggs a cleva one! I wish I wus as cunnin' as 'im!
Hahahaha! You get the translate option active, or is that Google can now translate orky?
+Andersen William That's amazing.
I think we're missing the point of the video. It isn't to demonstrate Bluddflag's frankly-amazing logic (for an Ork), but how Spookums was able to SURVIVE hiding INSIDE LAVA.
You can hear the gears sluggishly churning inside the Kaptin's head as he thought of this.
It's funny how it took far less time for orks to figure where Kyras was than anyone else, AND make sense about it. Orky logic is best logic.
l hope Bludflag and his crew return in future sequals. Ork pyrats like these are so fun to watch.
Wait, why would spookums hide in the lava?
RED GOES FASTA!!!
*****
more interesting to me - what means "try dat trick AGAIN"...
Hiperforteca dat's exactly wot i'z fought )
***** Well whoz would lookz in da lava fer an Ork? Its da best hidey place!
HalfTangible nobody suspects poor, innocent, boiling la- DOWOWOWOWOW! IT BURNZ!
an ork who tried to hide in lava, dear zork, amazing
i love how smart orks like kaptin bluddflagg can be from time to time.
but figuring out something a billion humans and inquisitors and all his boys (that is not so hard) could not think?
HE IS JUST ZOGGING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
- One git got zogged. :P
'Simple' and' cunning' are closely tied, though.
A simple tribe can still have cunning warriors, etc.
Probably the best campaign in Retribution for its awesome writing.
Genius. Pure genius. An' dey says da orks aren't smarta den dem!
An Ork... Thinking? *LOGICALLY!?*
O.o
We are doomed...
Behold! The powers of Orkish deduction! Throne help me I love Ork logic!
Orks can pull off some pretty bat-shit crazy things when you get enough of them together. Read 'The Beast Arises' series for examples (Notable example: Warp-teleporting ENTIRE MOONS!)
'cunning' is the word you're looking for.
They may not be able to write great articles or solve complicated mathematical puzzles, but they can be cunning and clever like a predator.
... assuming they survive their mistakes to learn about it ;P
Kaptain BluddFlagg: den Kyras . . . would go . . . ta da place . . . dey wouldn't dakka . . . which is dat place!
Mister Nail'Brain: still not folowin ya Kap'n?
Me: XD Gotta love Orks
the best voice acting
YES! The best dialogue in the game!
Right... right... yeah, yeah, right... yeah? Still not following ya, Kaptain
He had me convinced he was for a second there...
Just randomly look up Dakka dakka and found this video. I swear to god, I've heard their voices somewhere before, but I don't know where...
+Tobi of the Akatsuki Well, the voice of the big pirate Ork is Patrick Seitz, who also voices Ragna the Bloodedge (Blazblue), Ira Gamagori (Kill la Kill), Artanis (Starcraft II), Scorpion (Mortal Kombat 9) and Isshin Kurosaki (Bleach).
Gamagori, yes, that's what it was! Thank you! It's easy to tell its Patrick Seitz when he's yelling XD
+Tobi of the Akatsuki Hahaha, totally :D Bigger than you
+Yang Xiao Long Also Garrosh Hellscream and Lich King(Arthas Menethil) in World of Warcraft
My search history:
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"Get ready you great posh plated stomp bit! DA ORKS IS COMING! WAAAAAAGH!!!"
Still not following you Kap'h.
Orks is da biggest, da strongest and appaerently da smartest
...why Ork Warboss is smarter than Inquisitor, Chapter Master Librarian, Literal Satan, Eldar, and Big Brain Bugs?
Brikkfist: Oooo... wot I wouldn't give ta strap one a' dem huge zog-off planet- krumpin missiles to me back..
Mr. Nailbrain: Oi kap'n Dose humies are blowing da grot dung out of dis whole place, maybe wez should hide out on dat rock dey already dakka'd before. Dey wouldn't waste good dakka, right?
Spookums: Cyrene? 'ow am I s'posed ta work dat burny chunk of soot? It ain't like I hides in da lava! Mork knows, I tryin' DAT trick again.
Me: LOL
it was hard for other races to figure out kyrus was in cyrene...but the orcs figured it out easily!
He's like Sherlock Holmes! But green and in outer space!
And a pirate!
And scottish
Now that's just brutal cunning!
if ol' bluddflagg really is like a green jack sparrow IN SPACE
i dont think there will EVER be a coherent conversation with him
am i supposed to hide in da lava? mork knows i wont be doing that again XD
"...still not following ya cap'n"
lol
Oddly enough, Bluddflagg's logic makes perfect sense...
this is got to be the smartest ork i'v seen. though my brother is like mr.nailbrain with his conversations. XD "um, ya, ok, still not following. " lol
@GearShotgun Dakka is an onomatopoeia for automatic gunfire. You need more of it. No exceptions.
@tezmellez Yeah, but Bluddflagg only took about 30 seconds to figure it out as of now. Castor might have figured it out at an earlier point but who can say how long it took him before that to figure it out?
*D A B I G T H I N F K I N*
- He don't wanna get zogged. xD
Ork logic is amazing.
@GearShotgun It's ork slang for a gun with rapidfire capabilities. AKA: The noise a rapid shooting gun makes.
Dis iz wy e's da WAAAAAGH Baws.
i'm actually impressed by bluddflag! i mean he's an ork right?....he figured out kyras's hiding place amazingly fast (4 an ork;) weren't orks suposed to be stupid...??
it's a good thing he's isn't leading a Waaagh and is just a Freeboota, cause if he was he'd probably destroy half the Galaxy.
And I though Grimskull was the only warboss who showed some intelligence
Gotta love Mr. Nailbrain LOL
Brikkfist... wants an Exterminatus... strapped to his back?
Emperor protect us...
One of the worst mistakes you can do in Warhammer is underestimating Orks
In grimdarkness of the future...
Ork is the smartest and most commonsense in the universe...
Kyras got outmaneuvered by fungus.
that is a terifying amout of logic from an ork!
God imagine orks but with the mind of the emperor.
The Beast was the closest to that
Hang on a squig!
I wouldn't mind strapping one of those missiles to my back either.
What kind of half assed *WAAAGH* was that?
Strip the captain of his title immediately!
Da hummies is dumb'n all but even dey wuldnt dakka da places what dey already dakka'd befor.
The derp level is high!
He Knows how to party.
impressive brain power for a space pirate fungus with some serious anger issues
Spookums sounds like Tony Robinson from Blackadder.
@tezmellez isn't funny how everyone was in excrutiating pain when kyras was in his their minds but Castor was Calm and cool while he figured out were kyras was hiding
Orks...are....awesome.
sounds like me and my homies at a late saturday night at a bar tour
Talk about Steel Rain.
Still not followin', captain.
@Gjkl345 I thought EVERYONE was Tzeentch's (sp) pawn.
very few are cunning. they are simple. i used the right word. they have one track minds. fighting looting and killing are what thy care about. thats simple. when an ork is cunning he gets noticed. among orks or his foes, very quickly.
@SinerAthin Most likely a Cyclonic Torpedo but yeah. One of those + Stormboyz= Orks Fall, Everyone Dies, Roll New Universe.
Holy shit, the 4th one speaks
Well if they don't attack the place which they have already attacked then Kyras could very well be on Typhon as well. I mean they just blew it up.
Orks are both dangerous, stupid and funny. A perfect combination, don't you think?
and the most successful OrK Warbosses are dangerous, funny or awesome and smart enough to blindside you if you allow yourself to undereastimate them
Da Orkz iz da smartezt!
Hang on a squig...
That's because he's a Freeboota!!!!!
Orkam's Razor.
@raargh2 I think it's also translated for attack
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Looks like dey IZ followin' ya, Kap'n.
I understand a lot of Ork but i still cant pin down the meaning of Dakka: I assume it means blow up or completely destroy someone or something.
YOU ALWEZ NEED MOAR DAKKA
I know this is a late reply but Dakka means firepower
Super late reply, but dakka is just Ork for guns or explosives. It's a versatile word, it can be a verb or a noun.
GearShotgun it is the orc word for immense and Superior Firepower, usually typified by the entire area just being coated with bullets flying.
It's firepower
too much dakka in one video... oh well, you can never have enough dakka if youre an ork...
@dark7element which is why Orks dont have sniper rifles
when did the orks get s smart