I dunno, If he succeeded in killing a Space Marine Chapter Master, I don't think he'd have much trouble with three regiments of humie gitz with Flashlights for weapons and toilet paper for armor.
Freebooterz are WAAAAAY more kunnin' than most of the Orks ! They live on the edge, without the support of their Klans or tribes, and only with renegate Orks. So they adapt, survive at any cost and get better at having ressources... and more importantly : they CONSIDER before attacking something. Well... it mostly depends of the Kaptain, but a veteran one like ol' Bluddflag surely is az kunnin az he'z brutal !
You have no idea, mate. Have you ever heard of the 'Shokk Attack Gun'? Most reliably unreliable weapon in the Orkish arsenal far as I'm aware to the point where it tends to break reality. One of the misfires results in the Mek _shooting himself out his own gun._
I mean with Orks as Batshit crazy as Tuska Daemon Killa or just really dumb ones like Warboss Grizgutz (The one who killed his past self to get a copy of his Favorite gun) Kinda hard not to be the funniest race
@@Sir_Bucket Not exactly. The Shokk Attack Gun works by teleporting Snotlings; AKA mini-grots through the warp, the end result is them going crazy and ripping apart the target in a frenzy. The Orks have an even bigger version called the Shokk Attack Kannon, that's attached to starships and works by teleporting deranged boarding parties of Gretchen, or sometimes even Orks themselves onboard enemy ships from long-range.
+HalfTangible hes a freeboota, that right there implies hes been "round dah block a few times" when it comes to the sector hes in freeboota's in general aren't stuck on a single rock/planet like a good amount of orks end up ... since to be a freeboota... you cannot be stationary Freeboota's generally have a "Krooza" as their base of operations... meaning they fly (or simply float aimlessly) around space... encountering a lot more than a clan stuck on a planet ... even when clans begin a "WAAAAGGHH" its usually in a single direction with a single mindset "Destroy and loot it all" While freebootas have the same "Destroy and loot it all" passion ... they tend to wander a bit more in search of the fight with the best bitz
The larger and longer living Ork leaders tend to be more intelligent. Commissar Yarrick got the shock of his life when he was confronted by Warlord Ghazghkull and he spoke to him in High Gothic.
"Oi! Youz lot! Youz part of my krew now. Any problems wif dat, ya talk to da complaints department. Dats me gun by da way." Best employment method ever.
+Manly Powers freebootas have been around for a long time though They are their own form of "Clan" so to speak.... and are generally made up of outcasts from other clans..... or ones who simply walked off in search of "betta loot and a bigga fight" (Ork player in the tabletop)
Pyro10k Well, there's the whole enslaving pillaging and murdering. I mean, I suppose in the Grim Dark slavery and butchering is a pretty light crime, but I'd say it falls under "inherently evil". That said, I get what you mean, they're the big puppy-dogs of the 40k world, they're not killing for a malevolent purpose, they're killing for the challenge and for the fun, it's evil, but in terms of motivation, it's probably one of the least awful reasons.
I've noticed that bluddflagg is a genius amongst orks, he's clearly clever. He has manners more than most Imperials and thinks of his Boyz. They had to kill him because he'd be too powerful
You know the Orks didn't even know the Eldar were THERE until they started shooting them. They can't seem to decide to be either stupidly cryptic or stupidly obvious.
I understand now. It's look like a stupid move but if inquisitor give her hat to Bluddflag, she will be question and execute for contact xeno ("Where are your hat inquisitor?" "I... give it to Ork for payment" "HERETIC!" *BLAM*). But if Adrastria offer 3 guard regiments instead she could brand Bluddflag a bounty for killing guards whole platoon and if he lose there is no evident that she business dealing with xeno! That's why she didn't give a hat to Ork!
I wonder what is so special about Adrastia hat that she didnt want to give it away. I mean what? 3 regiments of guard are less importend then a fancy hat?
Bryan Carver If the Imperial Guard didn't have a chance to win, then the Orks wouldn't care if they came. On top of that, a single regiment is usually responsible for invading and securing an entire sector (see: Kaurava's 252nd was a single regiment to secure 4 planets) and they're fighting against a single Freebootah and his men. A freebootah who just lost his ship.
HalfTangible Where did you get the idea that a single regiment is capable of invading a planet on its' own, much less an entire sector? A full-scale crusade (hundreds, maybe thousands of regiments usually with massive Astartes/Titan/Naval support) might conquer a few hundred worlds and be considered an incredible success. An Ork pirate with the ability to survive/be a major player in the massive cluster-fuck that is Retribution would crush 3 regiments without any real problems, barring some rare occurrence (the regiments are massive Valhallan/Death Korp regiments, the regiments are Cadian Shock Troopers/Storm troopers etc).
+Jacob Sailer Awh, damn it, Macha? Actually, on second thought, yay, Macha. I can't engage Ulthwe in good conscience, I can't help but know they probably know tons of things I don't and both our lives would be much easier if this wasn't the grim darkness of the far future and we could work together. Macha, though? Screw those xenophobic Biel-tan fuckwits, it doesn't matter if we could probably get some good intel out of working together, they will definitely kill us and burn all our shit if we don't kill them and burn all their shit first.
"OK does dat humie wench fink is anwayz. Zoggin da Kaptns krooza and den wanting I'm ta do something without throwing her hat! I is gonna smash er ta paste for Bloodflag!"
The ork pirate idea is brilliant. He still sounds like your standard idiot ork, but the kaptain sounds like he has a sort of savage cunning and intelligence, you know? Truly an interesting viewpoint on the orks. This game is rather well done.
Let me get this straight. Multiple eldar opened rapid fire with future tech energy bullets on Bluddflag and all he did was throwing a tantrum about it?
He is a warboss. As an ork, he can't even imagine himself dying from enemy fire, at least this amount of it. And that makes him survive it. Much like as when orks believe that their ranged weapons can shoot (technically they can't, but they do it in the hands of an ork only because ork believes that it will shoot)
Now I'm imagining Bluddflag and Gorgutz brofisting and going off for some jolly stomping. It is too much glory to contain. It's like the Orky version of the Expendables.
4 words.. ORKS WITH PIRATE HATS dear lord why didn't someone thing of this freakin-awesome idea before? In the new codexs all orks must have pirate hats.
Oi twiggy! Wot do all ya boys and a smashed up jammy paste have in common? Come e're i'll show ya! You got guts twiggy i'll give you that and they're getting all over the place ugh! Best lines in the game 🤣🤣🤣
His voice actor is from the US and I'm guessing that he was probably just directed to do a general pirate accent by the game developer. They might have been shooting for a Geordie accent though.
“Not now Mr Nailbrain. I’m still sassing this Eldar”
Never interrupt the boss in the middle of a burn.
Sacrifying 3 Imperial Guard Regiments : Ok.
Giving your hat : No.
It wouldn't have been really a sacrifice, she was probably certain they'd kill him.
I dunno, If he succeeded in killing a Space Marine Chapter Master, I don't think he'd have much trouble with three regiments of humie gitz with Flashlights for weapons and toilet paper for armor.
"Giving you hat technology is obviously out of the question"
That's exactly what I expect from Imperial forces.
3 Ogryn regiments?
I love the implication that Bluddflagg would have let her and her guardsmen walk away until she mentioned that she shot his ship down
Had she given the hat I feel like that could have been forgiven.
Freebooterz are WAAAAAY more kunnin' than most of the Orks ! They live on the edge, without the support of their Klans or tribes, and only with renegate Orks. So they adapt, survive at any cost and get better at having ressources... and more importantly : they CONSIDER before attacking something. Well... it mostly depends of the Kaptain, but a veteran one like ol' Bluddflag surely is az kunnin az he'z brutal !
The legend is true. Orks are really the funniest race in Warhammer 40k
You have no idea, mate. Have you ever heard of the 'Shokk Attack Gun'? Most reliably unreliable weapon in the Orkish arsenal far as I'm aware to the point where it tends to break reality. One of the misfires results in the Mek _shooting himself out his own gun._
@@Lord_Numpty isn't that the gun that teleport greetchin into the ennemy? Making any armor useless against that?
I mean with Orks as Batshit crazy as Tuska Daemon Killa or just really dumb ones like Warboss Grizgutz (The one who killed his past self to get a copy of his Favorite gun) Kinda hard not to be the funniest race
One Ork went and did a blockade run INTO the eye of Terror just because he heard that daemons were the best foights.
@@Sir_Bucket Not exactly. The Shokk Attack Gun works by teleporting Snotlings; AKA mini-grots through the warp, the end result is them going crazy and ripping apart the target in a frenzy. The Orks have an even bigger version called the Shokk Attack Kannon, that's attached to starships and works by teleporting deranged boarding parties of Gretchen, or sometimes even Orks themselves onboard enemy ships from long-range.
"NO HAT, NO DEAL!"
i love the orks... XD
knowing how random and stupid ork power goes. this hat would have made him good at inkuisiting. bullet dodged here
- Bluddflagg is rather nice to his boyz, for an Ork Warboss.
He'z a Kap'n, an' da Kap'n alwayz lookz aftuh da boyz!
Steve Son As an Ork would say. "Da' Boss is always da' biggest and da' strongest, or else he ain't da' Boss."
***** true the bigger the boss the better the boss
Lelouch Vi Britannia
Aye. He also rather has a TF2 mindset. HATS!
LordOfGilneas No, hats are just cool. TF2 just made it obvious.
I have to say, I quite Kaptin' Bluddflagg. For an Ork, he's intelligent, amusing to watch and true-to-form, a very stompy, shooty boss.
+laz kar And recognize an organization he shouldn't know/care about purely from 'yer kit and yer boyz'
+HalfTangible hes a freeboota, that right there implies hes been "round dah block a few times" when it comes to the sector hes in
freeboota's in general aren't stuck on a single rock/planet like a good amount of orks end up ... since to be a freeboota... you cannot be stationary
Freeboota's generally have a "Krooza" as their base of operations... meaning they fly (or simply float aimlessly) around space... encountering a lot more than a clan stuck on a planet ... even when clans begin a "WAAAAGGHH" its usually in a single direction with a single mindset "Destroy and loot it all"
While freebootas have the same "Destroy and loot it all" passion ... they tend to wander a bit more in search of the fight with the best bitz
But! Did he git 'er hat?
The larger and longer living Ork leaders tend to be more intelligent. Commissar Yarrick got the shock of his life when he was confronted by Warlord Ghazghkull and he spoke to him in High Gothic.
He git 'er hat in the ending.
"Oi! Youz lot! Youz part of my krew now. Any problems wif dat, ya talk to da complaints department. Dats me gun by da way." Best employment method ever.
he is a model Ork employer
"DAT FANCY TART'S CLOSE. I CAN FEELS HER"
"I LIKE YA 'AT BY DA WAY"
OOOOOH, YOU POON SQUIGHOUND, YOU...
Just when you thought Orks couldn't possibly get any more fun than usual...BAM, Pirate Orks!
+Manly Powers freebootas have been around for a long time though
They are their own form of "Clan" so to speak.... and are generally made up of outcasts from other clans..... or ones who simply walked off in search of "betta loot and a bigga fight"
(Ork player in the tabletop)
+Vertoxis HammerSnatch (The third) most of them are bloodaxes and badmoons
Sofos Anthropos yeap yeap
Ork Freebootaz.
All Orks are basically pirates
You'll love the freeboota types.
Their more civilised-ish
No hat, no deal.
"Looks like dey run outta gits for us ta stomp! LET'S GO FIND SOME MORE!"
Orks in a nutshell.
"Any problems wit dat, ya talk ta da complaints department. Dat's my gun by da way."
Best. Line. EVER.
Has anyone ever noticed that the orks are the only 40k race who never do anything inherently evil? Also, they ironically have the best writing.
Pyro10k
Well, there's the whole enslaving pillaging and murdering. I mean, I suppose in the Grim Dark slavery and butchering is a pretty light crime, but I'd say it falls under "inherently evil".
That said, I get what you mean, they're the big puppy-dogs of the 40k world, they're not killing for a malevolent purpose, they're killing for the challenge and for the fun, it's evil, but in terms of motivation, it's probably one of the least awful reasons.
+Kyle Phibbs but that's what they always do, even to eachother
+kyle
with that logic khornates are also ithe puppy-dogs of WH40k
I mean, they do, they just don't know better unlike the other species that do it.
So does Tyranids. That's why I love to use both stomp Chaos. Those asshole has to stop when they lose the crusade 12 times.
Funny thing is that Bluddflagg doesn't even want to kill Adrastia at the end. Just wanted her hat.
He was in a good mood after killing Kyras and getting a space hulk.
Team Fortress 40000
+The Guy So true xD
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only idle servers.
*Bludflag stomps away angrily ...*
Kayleth: uh, can someone pick up my Soulstone ? please ? ...
"WOT DA BLEEDING ZOG ARE... oh"
That is the most surprised I've ever seen an Ork be
Bluddflagg is a tf2 player.
He'd make for a great TF2 character aswell
If Kaptin Bluddflagg had spoken constantly I wouldn't have minded if nothing else in the game made noise.
Bluddflagg's actually pretty damn smart for an ork isn't he?
The biggest Orks tend to be smarter than their smaller, dumber kind. Even Nobs tend to be more self-aware than Boyz.
It's because he has a big hat.
I've noticed that bluddflagg is a genius amongst orks, he's clearly clever. He has manners more than most Imperials and thinks of his Boyz.
They had to kill him because he'd be too powerful
"Hit'em 'ard enuff, and Eldar turn ta paste!"
"Ya got guts Skinny, I'll give ya dat.. an' dere gettin' all over da place, look!"
No, he said "Eugh..." like yuck, which was even funnier.
Not now missta Nailbrain. Im still sassing dis stomped up eldar !
Ah i love kaptin Bluddflagg and he plays tf2 the proof is he have a hat fetish
I loved that line!
"Kap'n, ya know I wouldn't normally, but dere's a matta dat's big 'ere...!"
Normal Logic vs Ork Logic
*Weapons and equipment*
Normal: Upgrades
Ork: Paint!
*getting ambushed*
Normal: aww feck we’re surrounded
Ork: Target Practice!
He's right, that's a damn nice hat.
I like how the Inq was willing to kill the deal rather than give up the hat.
I can only imagine if Merrick was in the scene.
He sure would confront Adrastia to give the hat.
Man Patrick really went the whole hog for this guy.
And it’s absofuckenlutely hilarious/awesome.
I love the orks...fucking hilarious plus that ork clearly is a tf2 player
Bloodflagg in TF2, a fanfic that must be written.
0:23 Why is that "Dwowowowowowowowow" so funny? xD
Hyper because he’s being pelted by mosquitoes
When the sand is way too hot
An Irish Ork, well, I can die happy now
Pirate ork
The pirate accent is not really that close to Irish
A 'pirate' accent is usually closer to West Country English, this is definitely an Irish accent, just listen to the way he says 'Eldar'
Thomas Wells oooh i see what you mean
There's a bit of west country in there, plus some jamiacan at one point
I can't unhear Garrosh Hellscream whenever Bludflagg talks
Most fun DoW campaign in the series. Some many lines of pure comedy gold...
Oi, Mista Nailbrain, status reporta!
Status reporter broke
Status reporta's busted kap'n. Best guess da Krooza's been shot down in dat jungly planet... Typhon I fink dey calls it. YIKES!
Bluddflagg is a TF2 fan confirmed.
4:23 is got to be the best ork reference
"oi twiggy! wot do all ya boys and a smashed up jammy paste have in common? Come 'ere, I'll show ya!
lol
gotta love Patrick seitz, both war boss and war chief
1:31
"HAHA!! Dese gitz just made da classic blunder!! Attackin' an ork who hadn't found 'im already. Now wez can stomp 'em fasta!!
Inconceivable!
Lessen lerned: When an Ork asks you for your hat....GIVE HIM YOUR HAT!!
the only reason I'm considering an army of freebootas is because of the line
''I like ya hat by da way'' and ''no hat no deal''
kaptin bluddflagg is the reason I love ork Freebooterz, Regular Orks are cool but Pirate Orks? Even better! WAAAAAGH!
Cap'n Bluddflagg: "Mista Nailbrain, status reporta"
Mista Nailbrain: *Status reporter's busted Cap'n*
Gawd, I love the Orks 😂
This line kills me every time I hear it
top 10 anniemay betrayals when it turned out da zoggin' humies shot down da krooza.
"Oi, twiggy! Wut do all ya boys and a smashed up jammy paste have in common? Come 'ere, i'll show ya!"
Roflcopter. This guy's better than Gorgutz.
Best warboss since Gorgutz. Too funny.
Storm Troopers:(Shots Adrastia): HERE TAKE THE HAT!!!
Bluddflag:Uuhh....fanks...
you know its weird when an ork gives you instruction in a precise manner
You know the Orks didn't even know the Eldar were THERE until they started shooting them. They can't seem to decide to be either stupidly cryptic or stupidly obvious.
I understand now. It's look like a stupid move but if inquisitor give her hat to Bluddflag, she will be question and execute for contact xeno ("Where are your hat inquisitor?" "I... give it to Ork for payment" "HERETIC!" *BLAM*). But if Adrastria offer 3 guard regiments instead she could brand Bluddflag a bounty for killing guards whole platoon and if he lose there is no evident that she business dealing with xeno! That's why she didn't give a hat to Ork!
she could have said "i lost it in the jungle" and problem solved, the "no" was an self-respect thing more than anything
Look at it this way. "Oh, I lost my hat in the jungle." "Really, a Warboss has been recently spotted with a hat that looks a lot like yours."
MrValsion
he must have found it, you know how much orks like to pick up random things they see on the ground
The Phantom All I can said is lol.
+The Phantom Loosing parts of your dress code is also heresy. She'd have been blam'd all the same.
The voice acting is brilliant!
I wonder what is so special about Adrastia hat that she didnt want to give it away. I mean what? 3 regiments of guard are less importend then a fancy hat?
cus Ork logic!
The three regiments would probably win, is the thing.
And it IS a very nice hat...
Bryan Carver If the Imperial Guard didn't have a chance to win, then the Orks wouldn't care if they came. On top of that, a single regiment is usually responsible for invading and securing an entire sector (see: Kaurava's 252nd was a single regiment to secure 4 planets) and they're fighting against a single Freebootah and his men. A freebootah who just lost his ship.
HalfTangible Where did you get the idea that a single regiment is capable of invading a planet on its' own, much less an entire sector? A full-scale crusade (hundreds, maybe thousands of regiments usually with massive Astartes/Titan/Naval support) might conquer a few hundred worlds and be considered an incredible success.
An Ork pirate with the ability to survive/be a major player in the massive cluster-fuck that is Retribution would crush 3 regiments without any real problems, barring some rare occurrence (the regiments are massive Valhallan/Death Korp regiments, the regiments are Cadian Shock Troopers/Storm troopers etc).
Eddy Mercan Dark Crusade and Soulstorm, both of which are canon with Retribution.
I miss Gorgutz.
He is gonna appear in Dawn of War 3
***** Alongside Gabriel Angelos and Farseer Macha.
+Jacob Sailer Awh, damn it, Macha? Actually, on second thought, yay, Macha. I can't engage Ulthwe in good conscience, I can't help but know they probably know tons of things I don't and both our lives would be much easier if this wasn't the grim darkness of the far future and we could work together. Macha, though? Screw those xenophobic Biel-tan fuckwits, it doesn't matter if we could probably get some good intel out of working together, they will definitely kill us and burn all our shit if we don't kill them and burn all their shit first.
My favorite campaign, really shows why Orks should not be underestimated.
And so begins the amazing adventures of Kaptin Bluddflagg 'Athunter!
"OK does dat humie wench fink is anwayz. Zoggin da Kaptns krooza and den wanting I'm ta do something without throwing her hat! I is gonna smash er ta paste for Bloodflag!"
HAHAHA YO NAME IZ Squig SHAT YA FACE YA GIT N' BRING ME FUNGUZ BEER BEFO' I SMACK YA.
WAAAAAGH
Considering Kaptin' Bluddflagg and Garrosh Hellscream have the same VA I feel the folks in WoW got cheated of the much superior character lol
The ork pirate idea is brilliant. He still sounds like your standard idiot ork, but the kaptain sounds like he has a sort of savage cunning and intelligence, you know? Truly an interesting viewpoint on the orks. This game is rather well done.
Wot da bleedin zog are oh. Best line ever
"no hat, no deal " jajajaja
"I like your hat, by the way..." epic!
the ork-campaign is quite hillarious
Ork campaign is canon ending.
"Miss'ta Nailbrain: Umm. Kap'n?"
"Bluddflagg: Not now Miss'ta Nailbrain. I'm still sassin' dis stomped up Eldar."
Miss'ta Nailbrain: Kap'n, you know I wouldn't normally but dere's a matter dat's big 'ere
"No hat, no deal!"
She should have given him her hat.
Kaptain Bluddflagg being the best thing in Dawn of War II for seven and a half minutes
Let me get this straight. Multiple eldar opened rapid fire with future tech energy bullets on Bluddflag and all he did was throwing a tantrum about it?
He is a warboss. As an ork, he can't even imagine himself dying from enemy fire, at least this amount of it. And that makes him survive it. Much like as when orks believe that their ranged weapons can shoot (technically they can't, but they do it in the hands of an ork only because ork believes that it will shoot)
Алексей Перкутов no, it doesn't mean he can survive just because he thinks he can. Orks wouldn't die otherwise. Don't know where you heard that from
Luxai In reality he probably would die considering he has no armour, still take ALOT of shots to put him down though
Do you know how WAAAGH works?
Алексей Перкутов yeah, but it don't make that any more invincible. If you shoot an ork in the head with a bolter he's going to die
Orks are so funny :D Especially ones melted pulp.
"Oi, twiggy! Wot do all your gits, and a smashed up jammy paste 'ave in common? Eh, come 'ere! I'll shows ya!" God, I love orkz
NOT NOW I'M STILL SASSING THIS STOMPED UP ELDAR!
This might be my favorite orc character. An Orc Pirate Warboss... beat that!
Gorgutz would command the ork army, Bluddflagg would command the ork vehicles and fleet
"brutal kunnin"
"let's go 'round"
🤯
Patrick Seitz as any Orc/Ork is a blessing.
Now I'm imagining Bluddflag and Gorgutz brofisting and going off for some jolly stomping. It is too much glory to contain. It's like the Orky version of the Expendables.
This completely explains the ending now! LMAO love it!
Fucking love the Orks. Never cease to be hilarious.
just cant stop watching this. so many good meme potentials. "MR NAILBRAIN! STATUS REPORTA!!"
Orks don't pay compliments, they just let you know what they intend to take from you.
This campaign was the most fun I had in any of the Dawn of War 2 games.
Dey made the classic blunder of attacking a ork who hadn't found them already!
Hats, more important then technology, money, big battleship cruisers and other expensive and priceless crap. I like his taste
I really hope that Orks will be this funny in DOW 3
Hmmm
4 words..
ORKS WITH PIRATE HATS
dear lord why didn't someone thing of this freakin-awesome idea before? In the new codexs all orks must have pirate hats.
NO HAT
NO SERVICE
- WOT DA BLEEDIN' ZOG!?... oh.
Awesome! The Ork Campaign is undoubtebly the best campaign Retribution. Other campaigns, except for the Tyranids, are just too angsty.
I think the Captain Ork is voiced by Patrick Seitz.
yes
going around? now that is cunning
"Give im a kick 'an wake 'im up!"
"Aye Aye, Boss!"
Nicely done. XD!
"In da middle of a fight, dere kit can be kustomized WIV ALL KINDS O'GUBBINZ to make'em more killy!"
This is why I love the orks.
“What do we do wit da drunken ork boy
What do we do wit da drunken ork boy
What do we do wit da drunken ork boy early in da morning”
Put 'im on a squiggoth 'til he's sober
Put 'im on a squiggoth 'til he's sober
Put 'im on a squiggoth 'til he's sober
Early in da mornin'
Massive fight against three Imperial Guard regiments on a battlefield of his choosing < the Inquisitor's hat.
Can't say I was surprised.
Oi twiggy! Wot do all ya boys and a smashed up jammy paste have in common? Come e're i'll show ya!
You got guts twiggy i'll give you that and they're getting all over the place ugh!
Best lines in the game 🤣🤣🤣
Oooh I can't wait until I git me 'andz on dis game. AH CAN'T WAIT TAH BE DA BEZT FACTION IN ALL OF DA MILY WAY GALAXY! WAAAAUGH!!
'dat fancy tart's close..', laughed my ass off at that the first time I played!
"WHAT THE BLEEDING ZUG- oh..."
LETS GO GET CHOPPIN!!! - Every Ork player ever.
...I think Bluddflagg is a Geordie...
His voice actor is from the US and I'm guessing that he was probably just directed to do a general pirate accent by the game developer.
They might have been shooting for a Geordie accent though.