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As someone who smokes, I always notice in movies when the actors dont inhale, i know they use herbal cigarettes but still. Also if you dont smoke please do not start it is a nasty habit.
@@milmon4137 Only white nerds on reddit say "yall", and to use it twice in a sentence only proves how low-brow you are. Go back to watching Office reruns, smoothbrain.
This is unbelievably hilarious. As someone who has worked on many film sets, however, every time the actor said "action" or "from the top" or "back to one," I cringed so hard. That *IS* the director's line, not the actor's!
@@stretchscreamers Gus is home in Michigan right now. But I think also right before the virus Gus and Sabrina moved into their own apartment but it's still in the same building as Eddy lol
@@iancarter5217 nah man, he's a dude (sven) playing a dude (the skit) playing another dude (his character in the skit is playing a character) so the extra layer is there
God bless! Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we can live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering! God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead! Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you! Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕 (don’t swear or take God’s name in vain and capitalize the G!)
@@heartu2660 God bless! Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we can live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering! God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead! Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you! Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕 (don’t swear or take God’s name in vain and capitalize the G!)
This is the funniest performance Sven has ever given, absolute top of his game, in awe of the man. The Ray Romano voice after the coughing fit made me shit my pants. I shit my pants.
That’s kinda normal. It just doesn’t have a pistol grip like most modern rifles. Probably because of where they live they can’t have one with a pistol grip.
i see that as well no way you can use that without a pistol grip or any grip there was versions like a sniper rifle Dragon SV (something like that sorry if im wrong) that had like that kind of thing longer trigger range for your hand to reach easier and gripped butt
My son and his gf pulled me aside one day to show me this interesting lighter they found. "Have you ever seen this little thing on the back side?" I immediately checked their eyebrows and said , "yeah, don't fuck with that." They were a little like no way when I told them it's not a special lighter, that's just how they used to be.
I always thought that they might be of Swedish descent, maybe their grandparents are Swedish immigrants or something. If one of them would have Nordic name, that could be just that their parents liked the name, but because they both have that type of name, it must be for a reason. Sven is also a fairly popular name in Austria and Germany, and Gustav is a common name in Eastern Europe, so ...who knows.
Katarina Karlsson it could of been Johansson at one point. My last name has been changed a million times throughout the years because my ancestors were illiterate and told people who knew how to write their name and they wrote what they heard
I actually heard them talk about that in the podcast a while back, but I thought about it and Gus played straight man in a lot of Eddy’s older videos, it really worked.
i mean, it's sven's channel. sven's the star. that... that's what it is. it's... it's just... like, this is his place to do his thing. and he's getting some help from the famsquad. and the famsquad is gus sometimes.
My favorite part is Gus doin the clacker and Sven started talking Gus: "No you don't say anything." Sven: "Mumbles" Gus: no shut the fuuuugg up. Idk if it was scripted or improvised but I like to think it wasn't scripted
"you'll ruin the audio!"
*audio gets ruined for the rest of the video*
GENIUS
You say that requires like 300 IQ ?
@@CosminZeed i mean, it was a pretty damn clever way to cover up a technical difficulty
@@jck1794 or he did that on purpose and there was no technical difficulty?
As someone who smokes, I always notice in movies when the actors dont inhale, i know they use herbal cigarettes but still. Also if you dont smoke please do not start it is a nasty habit.
it's not a habit, it's an addition
calling it a habit sounds like sugarcoating
@@deemah3602 yeah man....once you start, there no turning back..
@@faizhaziq2814 Not really, its a hoax and a lie made from Tobacco industry and the government.
@@Balkancuga ?
@@Balkancuga oh crap don't woooosh me😂
sven are you out in the garage crying
gus are you making the same joke comment every time
To be fair his tongue probably hurts
I think this is the wrong chat gus
Gus! Gus! Gus! Bus! Gus! Gus! Gus!
He got fired :(
Sven isn't a Bible munching healthy boy kind of a person 😔
Turns out he does eat cigarettes
Why do they always change😭😭
There's a gun in the background as well. This madman needs to be stopped
in australia we call them durry munchers 😳
Wojtek, the bear that served in ww2, also ate cigarettes
I want to see Sven in full length movies. Movies with outtakes.
*movies with only outtakes while the bloopers is the actual movie
Then do I have a surprise for you. He starred in Extra Cheese Please the movie
Him slamming his fist on the table not noticing mysterious cigarettes greeting him
"Stop doing the giant thing!"
"I smell the blood of an Englishman..."
😂😂😂
you know i think the best way is to just watch people that smoke 🤣 that way you know what to do
The fucked up audio after mentioning the ash on the cable got me 🤣
OMG THE END HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭
I dOn'T kNoW hOw MuCh ThEy WeIgH-
Sven i’m kind of embarrassed that you are that much hotter than almost every male celebrity on the planet earth
Simp
How is that embarrassing at all
@byoonable indeed
@@byoonable yall keep proving yall dont know what simp means
@@milmon4137 Only white nerds on reddit say "yall", and to use it twice in a sentence only proves how low-brow you are. Go back to watching Office reruns, smoothbrain.
guy acting so good that he is able to act like someone who's acting
Johnny needs to stop taking him for a fool
1:27 the fact that he bit it is worse than a few puffs will. And who TF cares if it looks fake? I’d be more worried about addiction.
2:46 best part
That AK has no pistol grip
i was more distracted by the kalashnikov without the pistol grip
bro the part where the flame was huge killed me🤣
2:47 you’re welcome 🤣
I started dying here: 2:33
i fucking love how the audio was fucked after he ashed on the mic cable XD
When he chewed the cigarette i lost it man akdjskskaj wasnt able to watch the rest properly
0:44 When asked why I didn't clean my room, file my taxes, let the dogs out, pick my brother up from baseball practice...
the acting was really good, especially the smoking
bros kinda gorgeous
My man looks good in this one.
MICHAEL AFTON?????
This is unbelievably hilarious. As someone who has worked on many film sets, however, every time the actor said "action" or "from the top" or "back to one," I cringed so hard. That *IS* the director's line, not the actor's!
what.. theres no actors like this
MICHAEL AFTON!!?!?!
I feel like the audio was messing up, and they just filmed the part with the cable to make it seem like part of the video. Either way, nice touch
he reminds me so much of michael scott
no, understatement. he could play michael scott
This video of sven puffing cigarettes has been recommended to me so many times but I still watch it each time
LMAO THE END GOT ME SO GOOD
Plot twist: his mum was taking over his body when he said “no it’s bad for you”
I guess that could be a real problem
Bro that Ak is so cursed
At the end: "don't smoke kids"
Well, duh. You smoke cigarettes and cigars. You don't smoke kids.
why did I laugh so hard @ this
@@jazz8388 same lmao
That’s really clever. :)
What if I smoke joints?
@sad idiot idk, never said anything about joints.
Man this made me miss the boys so hard
Miss you too, the Honorable Judge Burback
Awww hang in there
We do be missing our buddies tho
Eddy Burback wait Eddy do you not live with Gus anymore?
@@stretchscreamers Gus is home in Michigan right now. But I think also right before the virus Gus and Sabrina moved into their own apartment but it's still in the same building as Eddy lol
Bro can I just say you are POPPING in purple my dude
Bruh moment
Yo, it's always weird to see celebrities in the comments
yaaa & da hair
the vibe icon
Holy shit yeah
"I don't wanna seem like I'm faking"
- A dude playing a dude playing another dude
disguised as another dude
A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
but its just a dood playing a dood.
@@iancarter5217 nah man, he's a dude (sven) playing a dude (the skit) playing another dude (his character in the skit is playing a character) so the extra layer is there
@@iancarter5217 u spelt dude wrong
Him: “Can you just cgi it in ?”
Also him: “I DONT WANT TO LOOK FAKE”
Love your name and pfp
@@FRhinestone_yt omg thanks bestie
This needs a sequel: actors who don't know how to act drunk
That's actually genius 😂
Oh God, yes
No
@William Wojtkowski Been around drunks for 30 years. He could fool me very easily if I didn't know him and he acted like that around me
Yeees😂
I like the touch of the audio being messed up after sven put his ash out on the cable
I think they accidentally messed up the audio, then added that bit afterwards so it wouldn’t seem weird
Andy Bradley wouldn’t be surprised
@@andybradley8347 Big brain
Oh really?? I don’t think anyone noticed that!
As an audio engineering major I appreciated that so much 😂
Can someone actually CGI a cigarette in his mouth for the duration of the video just to make it confusing
Give me a million dollar budget and I’ll do it!
@LuciusNoscoper1 HEY! I dont know what cops to call so im calling normal cops.
@SHRED SHREDDER hey! I'm gonna find a karen to speak to the manager of planned parenthood so we can get the cops back
OMG this video is uniting all tribes, I would never imagine seeing you here
@SHRED SHREDDER bro what
Why tf did I laugh so hard when he went “JOHNNYJOHNNYJOHNNYJOHNNY”
Same lmaooo
God bless! Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we can live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering! God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead! Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you! Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕 (don’t swear or take God’s name in vain and capitalize the G!)
@@heartu2660 God bless! Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we can live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering! God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead! Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you! Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕 (don’t swear or take God’s name in vain and capitalize the G!)
@@oliviagrace6914 what the god are you on about? Oh my hell, that sounds kinda crazy
@@oliviagrace6914 pls dont spam ur religion i dont care
i named my bird after you sven
This is all I wanted
I bet johnson is an amazing bird!
what's your bird's name?
After You Sven is a great name
Nathan Hayes sven
This is the funniest performance Sven has ever given, absolute top of his game, in awe of the man.
The Ray Romano voice after the coughing fit made me shit my pants.
I shit my pants.
I agree. For me it was "I smell the blood of an Englishman"
The bouncing of all the objects on the table made me literally laugh out loud
I shit my pants
@@marselo5332 I shit my pants
Did you actually shit your pants tho?
The cigarettes flying when he hits the table are actually a nice touch ngl
That would literally be good in an actual movie tho
too bad it's cgi
@@fershred It's not
Right that was my favorite part Lol
@@fershred It's not cgi it's...cig 😏
I love how the gun in the background is missing a handle, but has the magazine.
I thought I was the only one who noticed.
Looks usable tho, kinda ww2ish
That’s kinda normal. It just doesn’t have a pistol grip like most modern rifles. Probably because of where they live they can’t have one with a pistol grip.
i see that as well no way you can use that without a pistol grip or any grip there was versions like a sniper rifle Dragon SV (something like that sorry if im wrong) that had like that kind of thing longer trigger range for your hand to reach easier and gripped butt
@@CJ_YT. It looks like an AK47 or its later version the AKM, so they aren't from ww2, but they are old, and this one is probably just a prop
"YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE AUDIO!"
me: lol
audio: BBBRRRRRRRRRR
me: :(
Haha audio go BBBRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Actors who don’t know how to smoke
Action
i’m high that’s a brilliant comment
Have you noticed the ak has no grip
*”You’re gonna ruin the audio!”*
The audio🎤:♒️♒️♒️♒️
yup, that's the joke
The audio is Aquarius?
Lol I low key thought I was the only person to peep that but i guess I’m with 560 other people at minimum
Thanks for quoting the video. I couldn't tell what they said
This is definitely my favorite part.
The throw away "I don't know how much they weigh!" Was magical
Why are there no replies?
What does that mean?
What kind of phenomenon is it to read a comment right when you‘re watching that exact part of the video. It‘s crazy.
Hahah yes
@@damlah.7452 it’s definitely a phenomenon
The audio being fucked towards the end is why this is an amazing bit
This isn't a skit. This is Gus trying to get Sven addicted to cigarettes.
its zejk what’d he say, it’s deleted
You figured it out
No thank you mister cigarette man I have a better source of sustainance here in my hand
RiSe Typhoon so take a bite here on my king James version
That's what good big brothers do
This is THE anti-smoking commercial
More effective than what they officially do
hahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaa
@@exoneuromancer1672 who knew that all they had to do was hire someone to chew through a cigarette
I like ur profile picture
You know Jon Lajoie's "You are not alone"? 😂
"I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me."
*Gripless AK*
Need a really long trigger finger for that
@@bigmike9947 I'd be totally fine lmao
California compliant AK is an abomination
Not grip. It's still a handle because that is where you hand rests while you shoot. Your OTHER hand is for the grip. If u have one
@@salgarces2491you are just wrong. On a pistol has a pistol grip, a rifle has a rifle grip.
This is basically Timothée Chalamet practicing his smoking for movies.
****Timothy SwissChalet
He actually smokes cigarettes in real life too so nah
tf? he smokes irl lol
i think when he did cmbyn he didn’t smoke yet,,, idk now tho
Mark no just for movies
This is what Timothée Chalamet thinks he looks like
Edit: dudes i mean he looks like Timothée but attractive
Chablagoo
xDDDDD
LMAOSHIAK
Omg totally what I was thinking
This isnt a compliment is it
2:09 it’s oddly cinematic how everything flies up into frame.
I love it
Omg your profile picture! Is that the character of the Buratino film? I love him and the circus!
Ikr I was like no way! Did they use a trampoline for a table? 😂
@@merylane6493 lmao are you talking about the Russian movie?
@@greenteadude8958 yes! I saw it once without translation or subtitles even tho i don't speak Russian, but it was great hahah
1:24 I could never tell that they were ever actually brothers until RIGHT there, with Sven's reaction. He looks so much like Gus it's scary
He sounds a lot like gus and has his cadence a little bit too in this video, more so then others I’ve seen him in
woah how did I not notice they're brothers? they literally have the same last name
The large flame bit made me actually laugh out loud, thats rare
Ya same
I died 😂😂💀💀
Sammmmmee
that’s rare?
My son and his gf pulled me aside one day to show me this interesting lighter they found. "Have you ever seen this little thing on the back side?" I immediately checked their eyebrows and said , "yeah, don't fuck with that." They were a little like no way when I told them it's not a special lighter, that's just how they used to be.
I’m 90% sure that they messed up the audio and then had to add 3:01 to explain it
This is definitely true
It's genius tho
💯
Haha yes for sure.
Timothee Chameleon looks different here
He looks big
😂😂😂😂
The "I dON'T KnOW HOW mUCH THey weIGH--" was what broke me.
Yesss I already commented and didn't want to again but that line got me too
Same
*I. DONT. WANT. TO. LOOK. FAKE!*
also: Can’t you just CGI a cigarette in my mouth 😂💀
WHyistheRENOREPLies
@@amandagarcia8348 GOodquesTION
The messed up audio halfway through the video is just perfect
very true brother 😌👌
Boop
at the end he should have gotten up and said "goddamn I need a cigarette" then lit one and smoked normally
Yessss
Nope should had him said I need some nic then hit a vape
@@mrsanonymous414 cringe
@Grim wtf, I didn't think I had more than 10
No the end is the best bit
the acting in the first take was actually really impressive
🤨
The whole thing was acting, he's pretty good
@@kasdrono no he’s an actual actor and this is an audition for The Godfather
I still can't over the fact that these two Americans are called Gustav and Sven. They're like a walking pair of nordic stereotype jokes.
I always thought that they might be of Swedish descent, maybe their grandparents are Swedish immigrants or something. If one of them would have Nordic name, that could be just that their parents liked the name, but because they both have that type of name, it must be for a reason. Sven is also a fairly popular name in Austria and Germany, and Gustav is a common name in Eastern Europe, so ...who knows.
They also have a younger brother named thor...
If only their last name was Johansson
Yeah i also cant over it
Katarina Karlsson it could of been Johansson at one point. My last name has been changed a million times throughout the years because my ancestors were illiterate and told people who knew how to write their name and they wrote what they heard
I love that he isn't just some actor who can't smoke, he's just a terrible actor
How have you got 1000 likes and no replies yet? Let me fix that for you real quick
How have you got 1 like and no replies yet? Let me fix that for you real quick
@@HartyBiker wow thanks Thong Slapper I feel loved
Because she was only stating a fact.
Right🤣😭🤦🏾♀️
2:45 I love the genuine fear in his voice then this happens. Fits in perfectly
Maybe he was just really good at fakin it🧐
best part XD
Gus has been playing the straight man in a lot of sketches lately, I’m not sure how to feel about that
Burback is too busy lol. You be the straight guy to let the other one shine. Gus is a good bro bro 💪watch Tyler No!
I actually heard them talk about that in the podcast a while back, but I thought about it and Gus played straight man in a lot of Eddy’s older videos, it really worked.
i mean, it's sven's channel. sven's the star. that... that's what it is. it's... it's just... like, this is his place to do his thing. and he's getting some help from the famsquad. and the famsquad is gus sometimes.
Natasha N. I still refuse to believe that Gus isn’t both characters in Tyler No
Each of them usually does the goofy character on their own channels, and whoever is with them plays the straight man
This is funny af but can we also talk about how gorgeous Sven looks in this like DAMN
Purple is the color that suits him. He looks very elegant in purple.
@@overthegardenwall5128 I also think the hair and the peach fuzz do a lot
fr fr
Yes, let’s PLEASE talk about how gorgeous he looks
he looks like spike spiegel
"don't whine" was fucking hilarious
i thought sideways smoking was the correct way
thats called flute style B-)
Best method actor I’ve ever seen
Exactly. I always cut a hole in the side of mine... I guess now I understand why I get funny looks when I talk about my cigarette cutting knife
Yeah idk that's how I smoke mah blunts too people be trippin' these days smh
Who said it wasn't?
"I'm cool, Fee Fai Foe Fum Fee Fai Foe Fum"
Subtitles: "Okay my poof on BiPAP Obama"
Useful
😂👌🏿
The comedy gold is *ALL* in the placing of the word "useful"!
Ьірар
Funny how this is a video about smoking and the subtitles say "BiPAP", which is treatment for sleep apnea which is ALSO caused by smoking.
@Dew yes, funny. That is also how I would describe it
ok but he’s exceptionally attractive here holy shit
He's always been attractive my guy
What’re you gay?!
@@russianman07 What are they, Possibly a woman?!
you probably have a smoking fetish lol
MR.SLUMP558 Haha women?? They don’t exist
Me: 0:25
Cigarettes' companies: 0:29
LoL
Nice name & pfp
The recent amount of chewing cigarettes I’ve seen from your family makes me so uncomfortable
Gus eats ten packs a day, that can't be good for his health
You have no business looking like a late 90s teenage movie heartthrob STOP IT
It's just the cigarette
@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 yeah tbh
@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 Definitley not, it's the stubble and the messy hair.
Incognito Burrito and the PURPLE
Saman Nasar him in that purple shirt is immaculate
Did you seriously add the microphone having shit quality into the sketch? Genius.
I think they actually messed up audio and add the ashes scene to explain it haha
@@campelady4576 that's even better
My favorite part is Gus doin the clacker and Sven started talking
Gus: "No you don't say anything."
Sven: "Mumbles" Gus: no shut the fuuuugg up.
Idk if it was scripted or improvised but I like to think it wasn't scripted
The fact that they actually made the audio sound corrupted after he ashed on the cable.
GENIUS
Or maybe... They shot it later because they've noticed the distortion in the sound.
Still genius however.
The ash is not hot...it wouldn't ruin the audio.
@@potatosalad68 it was part of the joke
Are you a furry?
The only smoking Sven is doing is being smoking hot
*marry me*
red flag evacuate evacuate!
Before I say anything is Sven 18?
@@y0utuberculosis yes he is 20
@@sydneyatkins6249 in that case, AWOOOOGA!
@@y0utuberculosis 😂aren't I lucky
2:46 why is nobody talking about how funny that was I actually laughed out loud which is RARE on yt videos
aurora felicity ikrrrrr
i was going to say the same, hilarious moment lol
The reaction was so real. I don't think they told him it would do that.
HAHAAHA
I AM DYING
"oh c'mon let me take a break" proceeds to do a line of coke
2:46 that fire was comically large
Well spotted
I believe that was the point
@@jimmycroikenlager1450 dont try to reason with top comments tis futile.
There are lighters that can actually do that!
_Pulls out comically large flame_
4 minutes? What is this, the lord of the rings trilogy??
“I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THEY WEIGH”
Lol right below a comment about him levitating 3 things
The i didnt want to its bad for your lungs seems so wholesome haha
My sexuality is Sven with a cigarette in his mouth
😆 LGBTISWACIHM+
If he only got it right once 😂
Why is he looking so hot in this and I'm straight
that's what they all say...
Pedro Heck his brother Gus is way hotter than him. I’d lowkey smash no homo tho😳
Ok...
He's so fucking hot
@Waldel Martell oh well I guess there might be some truth to that
His hair looks good here. He looks like a painting
??? Its a mess he looks like he just got up
@@4ghzgaming664 well then, ngl, I'd like to wake up like that...
@@4ghzgaming664 you're the type of guy that thinks a buzzcut is the best looking haircut.
@@4ghzgaming664 i like mess hair
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Sven is FINE?
I think Sven has hit his stride. Both in content and bone-ability
He eats a lot of calcium
@@shadowcattt I laughed at that, thanks
Kinda gross to say that to a stranger, unless I misinterpreted your comment
Farkleberry are you new to the internet?
@@Death089100 nope, I just try not to have double standards :)
If he is acting to be bad smoker ,goddamn it give him oscar already
Lol
The chain, the ring AND the cigarette?? This should be illegal
1:55 cigarette said “aight imma head out”
omg 😂
I need somebody to make that a gif