Penny was devastated losing her machine, which was built by her father, who was her "Uncle Ben" (Loved one who died) Noir understood completely how she felt. He's a good egg.
Loki in MCU Movies: Thor: Dies Avengers: Steals Tesseract Thor Dark World: Dies Thor Ragnarok: Steals Tesseract Infinity War: Dies Endgame: You guessed it, he steals the Tesseract Thanos: Perfectly Balanced as all things should be
@@cypherjh4102 doesn’t count. I mean, I guess they have the same idea, but they have different sayings. One is about a house, the other is about a important block.
@@shadowrev2914 Already lemme make some sense into it. Peter Porker was a normal spider until Aunt May (A Pig) made the first radioactive hair dryer, and she bit Peter Porker when he was a spider which turned him into a Pig, but he still had his spider abilities.
Man the crossover I was hoping for. Genuinely really interested in the socialist vigilante from the 1930s/ modern day anarchist dynamic they could set up
dumb excuse I could animate this and I'm 7 year old chess prodigy Edit: considering people are messaging me death threats and nasty things to me, I just want to say this. WOOOOSH you're all dumb as fuck
Its cuz his "eyes" are glasses, if i remember correctly he has them in the comics and they're not laying flat on his mask as they do in others, so they can't change their shape and emote
That "I... love you all" gets me right in the feels. He's just a good dude, trying to do the right thing, and he finally met people who were just like him, yet different enough that they were their own people.
@@lostpoltergeistTombstone has superhuman strength and durability so he survived it. We can see later in the movie Jefferson Morales walking Tombstone into a Police Car before Miles calls him.
@@derekg5006 For what i know it's never mentioned in his comics, it was a Spider-Man Dimensions only thing. But hey, that's the only version of the story available so i guess it's kind of canon
@@katet-dp2ks Yeah but despite him looking tough, you can tell how despite pushing Miles to become a hero, he’s aware of his feelings and doesn’t want to hurt him.
It seems like a constant trait among the heroic versions of Peter Parker or Spiderman is that he is a decent human being. Even when he is made entirely of spiders.
DannyGamerXD & Artist it took me a while to find too, its pretty small, and not that far above his head (more so above his goggles than head) two smol black question marks
@@tropiccheekss yup ... also got to know him for the first time there . Loved being stealthy .... his missions were the best in that game , in my opinion .
Does anyone else find it impressive that Noir Spider-Man is fighting Tombstone in a fist to fist fight? Like most the time Tombstone beats Spidey down on their first encounters.
I don't know. Considering Aunt may knocked him outside the house for next week with a baseball bat, and got choked out by Doc Ock I don't think tombstone is a particularly huge threat in this movie. Especially considering that Noir is a expert boxer and tombstone is just a slugger.
At 1:40 I just noticed that Noir turns back to Miles as the others are huddling to discuss him and kinda shrugs a little as if to say, "Hey we tried kid."
The little subtle bit of Noir putting his hat back on @2:10 is so cute to me. It’s like you see him laying with it off but then it’s on in the fight. It makes you wonder if it was an animation error but no he puts it back on to fight.
Oh you meant *literally* every moment he's on screen. Also, I know Peter B is the obvious dad of the group, but Noir carrying around the two smaller characters is such dad energy too.
@@detectivenora That's just a sound effect made by an instrument, as long as the instrument isn't copyrighted (which I think it isn't) there's no problem using it
It's interesting how although Spider Noir doesn't feel emotions, he's very sympatheic. Like when he gives Miles a comforting shrug at 1:37 and how at 4:53 he asks if she's okay after losing her partner.
Noir's darkness is real when he doesn't go around wasting it to feel exclusively brooding. He knows pain and suffering among the people around him, corruption, and all the things the world has taken from him. It's what makes him feel more mature than a run in the mill Spidey
I literally love the worrying dad and overprotective daughter relationship between Peni and Noir. like when Noir gets on the green bridge but glitches and then Peni comes in her robot using the robot as a shield to block the bullets, or when Peni’s robot breaks and then Noir is like “you okay”
I love that noir’s universe is set in the past without any technology or colour But peni’s universe is bright, colourful and full of technology And yet he’s a perfect sibling/father figure even if their worlds are complete opposites
i love how noir, in comparison to the other spider-people, has a combat style less based on primarily using agility and web to aplify dodging and weaving to find an opening, and instead just all out brawling using his web and superior agility to support his skill in direct hand-to-hand combat, it really gives him a lot of uniqueness as a spiderman
2:17 Noir damn near pulled a gat and blasted the villains of the movie... but then realized literally everyone else probably is against killing so decided against it.
Plus in this situation, pulling out a gun might be too risky. If he misses he runs the chance of hitting someone he doesn't want to or some poor soul who's just outside the house. Especially since Tombstone is bulletproof and Scorpion and Doc Ock are too mobile even in close-quarters.
Then the movie ends and they all go home successfully. Miles ends up being a failed spider man and is now depressed because he has no motivation to keep pushing himself, then he turns into a villian.
Noir is the most emotionally complex character in this film, and he only has 5 and a half minutes. That scene where he comforts penny is so telling of his character, yeah he's brutal, his whole schtick is he beats up nazis but he's still spidey, helping others is what spideys do. This movie is also just incredible in its own right so.
Which does align with the fisticuffs fighting common in Noir-themed action sequences. No fancy techniques or tricky maneuvers, just start swinging the fists and occasionally use nearby objects as weapons.
Its my thought that all the spideys have the same amount of strength, they just how much they use. Noir uses more strength then most spideys, so he is more comfortable going fisty cuffs.
Noir is the most powerful being in spiderverse He lives in a universe where color doesn’t exist, but at the part near the ending where everyone is in their home universe he solved the rubix cube *he taught himself an ability that no one in his universe can do* This means that if he was exposed to anything he doesn’t understand he could learn it *he has the potential to learn every ability in the multiverse as long as he is exposed to it*
@TPNS_SWAT 07 He does not. It's the same thing as saying an inventor or a famous physisist is the most powerful being in his/her universe, cause he/she taught him/herself and ability nobody else knows. Take Einstein for an example, or Tesla, or even the first human able to control fire, this argument is just bs. I love spider-noir, but this doesn't mean i can make up super powers for him that he doesn't have.
2 things: 1. I always pictured him as nicholas cage in a spider noir suit, He never takes his mask off, probably because he'll just look like a black and white Peter, but he does rock the fedora. 2. While watching this video I've now noticed his eyed don't move at all.
I love Noir. My favorite character to fight as in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions. I hope they bring him into the MCU since they are bringing in the sinister 6.
Wait what? I love this comment, but I have a few comments of my own. 1) totally agree. Best to play as in SD 2) I want to see him in live action too, but how’d they do that organically without the rest of the Spider Verse? 3) Where’d you get the Sinister Six info from? Some of the villains are there, but I don’t think they’ll make a Sinister Six movie, especially for how young and inexperienced the new Spidey is. Love the idea, though.
"Wherever I go, the wind follows. And it smells like rain, always foreshadowing the storm that brews within me. I am the embodiment of justice, the bringer of punishment to those who seek to do harm. I am the guardian of the innocent, the protector of the weak. I am the wind, and I will not be stopped. The rain, a constant reminder of the gloom that hangs over this city. It seeps into my bones, a chill that no coat can keep out. But I press on, driven by a sense of duty and a thirst for justice. I am the hunter, stalking my prey through the rain-slicked streets. I will stop at nothing to uncover the truth and bring those who have wronged this city to justice"
I love how noir piggybacks peni Parker for the end of the movie
I would love to see how the three of them met, they seem to be as close as the three main spiders.
Penny was devastated losing her machine, which was built by her father, who was her "Uncle Ben" (Loved one who died) Noir understood completely how she felt. He's a good egg.
@@someguy4853 They were hanging out in the rafters of Aunt Mae's shed for a while
@@MRuby-qb9bd why were they there
@@jaidynhalling2162 Well, it's kind of a long story.
"He's looking right at us while we're talk about it."
Best freaking line ever.
Dr. Strange Bat timestamp??
ghostmemeboi 1:43
*About him* not it
It sounds like a line from foot loose
What the freak
5:22 Loki every time he sees the tesseract.
Underrated
Nobody: ender man
Loki in MCU Movies:
Thor: Dies
Avengers: Steals Tesseract
Thor Dark World: Dies
Thor Ragnarok: Steals Tesseract
Infinity War: Dies
Endgame: You guessed it, he steals the Tesseract
Thanos: Perfectly Balanced as all things should be
Nathan Armitage Lol, he actually did
Dauntless Warrior Productions DEAD
2:16 i love how he looks like he is reaching for a gun, and had a 'oh, i dont have a gun.' stare
He usually has a gun, guess it didn’t come with him
He normally does carry one, he just didn’t have it on him for some reason
He actually has a gun in one of the deleted scenes but I guess they removed it so they could keep the rating PG
Spider-man noir be like: "Surprise attack!" *Whips out revolver*
@@levilandscapes2044 That makes no sense, we've seen guns be used in the movie?
Me: *put's down an important block that I'll need for later*
some random ass enderman: 5:22
@@cypherjh4102 doesn’t count.
I mean, I guess they have the same idea,
but they have different sayings.
One is about a house,
the other is about a important block.
@@cypherjh4102 a comment is a comment it doesn’t matter
@@cypherjh4102 like the block
@@cypherjh4102 that's like saying that every word has a copyright.
@@cypherjh4102 bruh
“I was bitten by a radioactive spider”
Spider-Ham: *Bitten by a radioactive pig*
Yeah that doesn't really make sense
Wait!
Noir was bitten by a purely mystical spider though
@@shadowrev2914 Already lemme make some sense into it.
Peter Porker was a normal spider until Aunt May (A Pig) made the first radioactive hair dryer, and she bit Peter Porker when he was a spider which turned him into a Pig, but he still had his spider abilities.
that’s just, wow
He was already a pig to begin with. It would make a bit more sense if HE bit a radioactive spider (or ate it).
I love the way they shaded him. Instead of cell shaded, it's smooth but made of little dots.
Gotta love that half-tone screen
"I like to fight Nazis, a lot"
I feel like he and spider punk are going to be great friends...
Man the crossover I was hoping for. Genuinely really interested in the socialist vigilante from the 1930s/ modern day anarchist dynamic they could set up
@@Me-wx1mt I mean... we'll get there. Just gotta take a while, until Beyond comes out. But it wil happen.
I really hope they have some moments together in the 3rd movie
How dare he only have 5 minutes
he was pretty hard to animate (according to the animators) because of those shades of black and white
At least it's a good five minutes
dumb excuse I could animate this and I'm 7 year old chess prodigy
Edit: considering people are messaging me death threats and nasty things to me, I just want to say this. WOOOOSH you're all dumb as fuck
Artem The GOAT Then how about you make ten minutes of GOOD animation of Noir?
You need 1 more like until 1k early congrats
*sometimes I’ll let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something*
*Match stops making fire*
SpiderNoir:ohhh
*D E P R E S S I O N I N T E N S I F I E S*
@@jaytoonz5736 *S U I C I D E I N T E N S I F I E S*
thanks for repeating exactly what happened in the video
anything
"This a pretty hardcore origin story"
Said the spider-man who's uncle ben was eaten alive
Well that explained why he doesn't hesitate to use gun
@@dava8058 he almost pulled out his gun at 2:16
@@krismas7531 I was about to say, it looked like he was reaching for something . . .
I'm sorry how did you know this?
@@Gamer_lgnd it's said in spiderman noir's first comic
Uncle ben was eaten alive by the vulture
2:31
The way this is cut makes it look like The Prowler saw Miles, and then decided to fling himself at the speed of light through that wall.
"I'll do anything to get that Chips, even breaking both of my bones for it"
I love this comment so damn much
Awkward comment intensifies :P
That. That made my day💀
when he sees miles he flings himself this what makes him cool
I just realized he's the only Spider character without an expressive face. It's always still.
Well yeah, he doesn't feel unless there's a match involved.
Which he more than makes up for in body language, which seems alot more expressive than the other spiders’
Its cuz his "eyes" are glasses, if i remember correctly he has them in the comics and they're not laying flat on his mask as they do in others, so they can't change their shape and emote
Yeah, he’s wearing goggles.
Kitty Mittens • 82 years ago Ye!! It’s so cool!
3:48 the way he just stands there in the background 😂
He went into a mini coma
"This is like a train wreck; disastrous but I can't look away."
He's a formal man
He looks so awkward 💀💀
He was having post traumatic flashes
"I am here to drink egg creams and fight Nazis - and I'm all out of egg creams." - Spider-Man Noir, probably.
@kevin willems it's like,,, carbonated chocolate milk. it's very odd
I feel like that is something Nicolas Cage said in normal conversation.
*Time to fight some nazis, I guess...*
@kevin willems it’s like the original version of an ice cream milkshake
Hitler: I hate you
3:54 the way he said “sleep” sent a shiver down my spine
That was kinda ho-
i’ll happily sleep forever if he told me to🤭
@@emolady666AAAAAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOO
@@emolady666My brother in Christ, what?
Bro can speak in italics
Spider-Noir: Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel anything
Match: (extinguishes)
Spider-Noir: aww
2:06
“uncle aron! hes-“
*”A PRETTY HARDCORE ORGIN STORY”*
What, he’s pretty hard?!?!
No, the hardcore origin story is the fact that *he is*
That part was hilarious af 😂😂😂💀
I mean, contextually speaking... that *is* accurate.
Maybe the real hardcore origin story was the friends we made along the way
this guy is such a legend, he likes fighting Nazis, a lot.
And this is before America's involvement in ww2.
Man is anti-fascist to his core.
He didn't pick the ballroom, but he can cut a rug when it counts.
@@kevinwillems8720 the word anti-fascist
So cringe now
@@Senator-Wary only if you're a fascist bucko
@@kevinwillems8720 Got a big point, there.
Also, Spider Noir seems like the kind of guy to be supporting the civil rights movements
@@Tigershark_3082 I guess when you're not completely human you can't exactly be racist towards normal people in good faith.
That "I... love you all" gets me right in the feels. He's just a good dude, trying to do the right thing, and he finally met people who were just like him, yet different enough that they were their own people.
4:42 I love how tombstone doesn’t take Noir’s hat off but just readjusts it to be on his head properly
haha wtf why
I guess he likes good looks
@@sont4040 exaggerated swag
@@nikenick360 the exaggerated swagger of a black and white man
@@hunt1ngh0und lol that is true equality
1:21 *SURPRISE ATTACK*
Miles gets up
*SURPRI-*
*Can you close off your feelings so you don’t get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?*
Perfect cut
The second surprise always gets me lol
why does he rap after that?
Miles: I didn't listen to spider sense
Tobey: first time?
5:22 literally enderman when they see a house.
Underrated
LMAO
Or any block
Stack of likes
XD
He's portrayed so comically that its easy to miss Noir casually admitting that he kills his baddies at 1:23
as well as casually killing a baddie in the final fight, literally making a car explode on him
Oh-
@@lostpoltergeistTombstone has superhuman strength and durability so he survived it. We can see later in the movie Jefferson Morales walking Tombstone into a Police Car before Miles calls him.
wait where
@@t.rexking441 Jefferson's last name is Davis, Miles took his mom's last name for whatever reason
I hope they give him his own movie with the same animation style
All I can tell is that it won't be so family friendly.
I'd even settle for a 10 min short. If Porker can get one, so can he.
We can all agree with this comment
Or something like "Sin City," with splashes of color.
All of them..
Noir punching Miles again right after he stands up is such an underrated joke
SUPRISE ATTACK
"Let him get back up! Let him get back up! "
I just love the fact that Noir had zero hesitation punching a kid in the face in order to train him.
@@WilliamsLopezCastro yep
He is from the 1930s
Peter B. Parker: *depressed*
Spider-Man Noir: *even more depressed*
I mean it is the great depression and WW1 is still taking a toll on everyone and WW2 will happen soon in his dimension
@@alumlovescake That sucks big time
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but his uncle ben was literally *eaten* by the vulture
Hardcore origin story
@@derekg5006 For what i know it's never mentioned in his comics, it was a Spider-Man Dimensions only thing. But hey, that's the only version of the story available so i guess it's kind of canon
@@Pejo-Bun He has his own dedicated comic u know. OR maybe maybe you knew and I am just a dum dum
I love how they had every right to make Noir a douchey hardass, but they made him the most empathetic person on the team.
tbh u can still be a hardass while being empathetic
@@katet-dp2ks Yeah but despite him looking tough, you can tell how despite pushing Miles to become a hero, he’s aware of his feelings and doesn’t want to hurt him.
It seems like a constant trait among the heroic versions of Peter Parker or Spiderman is that he is a decent human being. Even when he is made entirely of spiders.
Is basically nic cage, being himself basically
@@jricks3909 spiders-man was the best spider-man
Anyone notice the question marks above Spider-Man Noir’s head at 2:07. Not that important but just cool to see.
TrulyYeet I can’t find it
DannyGamerXD & Artist it took me a while to find too, its pretty small, and not that far above his head (more so above his goggles than head) two smol black question marks
Its hard to find. It blends in with the couch design.
Kitty Mittens • 82 years ago
Ohhhhh I was looking like above the couch
This shows that the details are in this are so good little details like thag
3:54. *S L E E P*
Noir is one of my favorite version of Spider-Man
mine too, i first saw him in spider-man shattered dimensions his gameplay was stealth with some of the most brutal takedowns ever
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@@tropiccheekss yup ... also got to know him for the first time there . Loved being stealthy .... his missions were the best in that game , in my opinion .
He had me at, "I like to fight Nazis." MOST UNDERRATED SPIDERMAN EVER
I feel he and Spider Punk would be good friends
@@neoterumi4772 Just instant heart eyes from Punk to Noir at that lol
@@neoterumi4772 Fuck. Yes.
He was doing it before it was cool since it was 1933.
nazis bad
Does anyone else find it impressive that Noir Spider-Man is fighting Tombstone in a fist to fist fight? Like most the time Tombstone beats Spidey down on their first encounters.
He beat the ever loving applesauce out of him
When Spider-Man isn’t holding back, he beats his opponents pretty easily. One of his normal punches can knock Scorpion’s jaw off
I don't know. Considering Aunt may knocked him outside the house for next week with a baseball bat, and got choked out by Doc Ock I don't think tombstone is a particularly huge threat in this movie. Especially considering that Noir is a expert boxer and tombstone is just a slugger.
Maybe Spider-Man Noir doesn't hold his punches
true
At 1:40 I just noticed that Noir turns back to Miles as the others are huddling to discuss him and kinda shrugs a little as if to say, "Hey we tried kid."
1.6 k likes no comments that needs changing
I'll add to the comments
i love him so much llmao
I took it more like "looks like we're huddling up" and he wasn't ignoring him like the rest
I've seen this movie like 10 times and i never noticed all the times he does something like that
The little subtle bit of Noir putting his hat back on @2:10 is so cute to me. It’s like you see him laying with it off but then it’s on in the fight. It makes you wonder if it was an animation error but no he puts it back on to fight.
Maybe he wants to fight with class and style 🤷
Oh you meant *literally* every moment he's on screen.
Also, I know Peter B is the obvious dad of the group, but Noir carrying around the two smaller characters is such dad energy too.
@@dragonairdragon6173 That's fair
noir is like the awesome uncle
Every family needs a cool uncle. Even Miles had that. (He was also a villain, but still.)
He did seem to have that when he was comforting peni after what happened to Sp//dr.
@@Montesama314 uncle villains are the coolest uncles
5:05 i like how Miles is the only one to take off the mask, because he's the one that's least used to it
peni doesnt even use mask in the first place lol
@@N4b.f.rtrue
@@N4b.f.rshe's always in her suit so that's probably why
0:53 I just noticed that Spider-ham's glitching sound is a Loney toons sound effect.
Can he do that? Legally?
@@detectivenora porky pig and marvel are both owned by Disney right?
@@matiasr6509 no loony tunes is owned warner bros
@@detectivenora That's just a sound effect made by an instrument, as long as the instrument isn't copyrighted (which I think it isn't) there's no problem using it
Oh yeah XD Also nice profile picture
We don't pick the ballroom we just *dance*
2:17 my favorite line in this entire movie
4:37 wait I take that back
Mines 1:23
Uhh gay
@@split2961 --PRISE--
I can’t fully make out what he says at 4:37. What does he say?
“You gonna fight or are you just bumping gums you hard boiled turtle slapper!”
It's interesting how although Spider Noir doesn't feel emotions, he's very sympatheic. Like when he gives Miles a comforting shrug at 1:37 and how at 4:53 he asks if she's okay after losing her partner.
Noir's darkness is real when he doesn't go around wasting it to feel exclusively brooding. He knows pain and suffering among the people around him, corruption, and all the things the world has taken from him.
It's what makes him feel more mature than a run in the mill Spidey
*We don't pick a ballroom, we just dance.*
Awsome line
And by dance he means beating the everliving crap out of anyone unfortunate enough to be in the room at the moment
3:14 I like how he just walks along the rail and takes a knee
he is so cool
He’s a chad
Batman vibe
I literally love the worrying dad and overprotective daughter relationship between Peni and Noir. like when Noir gets on the green bridge but glitches and then Peni comes in her robot using the robot as a shield to block the bullets, or when Peni’s robot breaks and then Noir is like “you okay”
More like overprotective big brother considering how Spider Noir isn't that much older then Peni, he's literally 18-19
@@cindypicadomolina7814 oh yeah forgot about that
I love that noir’s universe is set in the past without any technology or colour
But peni’s universe is bright, colourful and full of technology
And yet he’s a perfect sibling/father figure even if their worlds are complete opposites
@@gochogames1360 I wished these two had gotten more screentime.
@@cindypicadomolina7814 he’s WHAT- omg I thought he was much older, the oldest maybe
Nic cage truly is a national treasure
Hoho!!
"I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence." - God
I see what you did there.
That was... punny
2:07 we can all agree that that is one of the best lines of the whole movie
Says the Spider-Man that had his uncle EATEN ALIVE BY VULTURE!
I didn't know about his origin but I laughed out loud for a minute, especially when Penny slaps his arm.
The best part is, he’s not being sarcastic or mean
That and “We don’t pick the ballroom, we just dance.”
All of Noir’s lines are one of the best lines of the whole movie
I didn't think someone could actually pull off the "someone just kill me now" face through a mask, but Gwen did it at 3:47.
That’s why I love the spider suits in this they show the facial expressions like they did in the comics
Noir in the back like
“I have no idea to my very existence.”
Noir is just pullin a Drax right there XD
i love how noir, in comparison to the other spider-people, has a combat style less based on primarily using agility and web to aplify dodging and weaving to find an opening, and instead just all out brawling using his web and superior agility to support his skill in direct hand-to-hand combat, it really gives him a lot of uniqueness as a spiderman
I'm just a little disappointed they didn't give him his guns
2:17
Noir damn near pulled a gat and blasted the villains of the movie... but then realized literally everyone else probably is against killing so decided against it.
Bruh dont ever find him lacking
Plus in this situation, pulling out a gun might be too risky. If he misses he runs the chance of hitting someone he doesn't want to or some poor soul who's just outside the house. Especially since Tombstone is bulletproof and Scorpion and Doc Ock are too mobile even in close-quarters.
(Insert stonks head)
Stratijee
Then the movie ends and they all go home successfully. Miles ends up being a failed spider man and is now depressed because he has no motivation to keep pushing himself, then he turns into a villian.
Plus, most of them lost family to guns, so he wouldn't want to upset anyone on his team.
Noir is the most emotionally complex character in this film, and he only has 5 and a half minutes.
That scene where he comforts penny is so telling of his character, yeah he's brutal, his whole schtick is he beats up nazis but he's still spidey, helping others is what spideys do.
This movie is also just incredible in its own right so.
Lol? No?
Nobody. Change. The. Like. Number.
The symbolism of the rubix cube was so simple and so obvious but that's why it was genius
Well yeah, that's what a "Noir" is. An emotionally complex character who's stuck in a lose-lose situation.
Spider-Man + Batman = Spider Noir
1:23
*S U R P R I S E*
proceeds to punch miles in the face
I like to replay that scene over and over
Why do I laugh so hard at that
0.25x speed
Me @ my little brother when I say I have a birthday gift for him.
Now replace SURPRISE ATTACK with DODGE.
4:37
I love the way he fights! He’s a real heavyweight compared to the others.
Which does align with the fisticuffs fighting common in Noir-themed action sequences. No fancy techniques or tricky maneuvers, just start swinging the fists and occasionally use nearby objects as weapons.
I love it, fighting tombstone head on isn't an easy feat, and he goes for that route straight away
Its my thought that all the spideys have the same amount of strength, they just how much they use. Noir uses more strength then most spideys, so he is more comfortable going fisty cuffs.
Hard boiled turtle snapper........WHAT KINDA SICKO ROAST IS THAT
Edit: hard boiled turtle slapper my bad
Bro
"Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just bumping gums? You hard-boiled turtle slapper!"
3:43 i love how you skipped a single frame
her : i want a man that's strong, badass, smart but also cute, dumb, and humorous
me : that man doesn't exi-
That man doesn't exi-
Spider-Noir : SURPRISE ATTACK
Your not real
*Hey fellas.*
2:07 "thats a pretty hardcore origin story" gets me everytime😂
Especially when you know his origin story.
@@cyriellequirion8883what's his origin story?
@@twilimess Well...among other things, his uncle Ben was eaten alive by the Vulture under the orders of the Goblin.
@@cyriellequirion8883 Good god..
@@twilimess Yeah.
“None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you’ll die!”
*....who are you again?*
4:41 the *APPLESAUCE* impact scene never fails to make me laugh
✨️A P P L E S A U C E✨️
*💥APPLESAUCE💥*
Thanks for putting this together. I need more Spider-Man Noir.
4:38 “Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just pumping gums? You hard boiled turtle slapper!”
Hahah I was trying to figure out what he was saying thanks 😂
@@syna6622 np!
Nicollas Cage is one of those actors everyone says they are annoyed by, but he still nails any role he is in no matter what
Facts 😂
Anyone else love how he just starts assaulting Miles
*SURPRISE ATTACK*
Miles gets up
Surpris-
Well it’s from the 1930s and you know how they treat Afro Mexicans back then
@@theshockerpit7274 LMFAO
Noir has such good one-liners it's insane. He carried the humour of the entire movie
The way the clip at 1:23 is instantly cut after he punches Miles is hilarious and idk why
suprise attack
"this is a pretty hardcore origin story" noir says while having the most hardcore origin story out of all of the spider people in that room
“Okay lil’ fella, king pin is going to send a lot of mugs after ya and I’m talkin hard boys, real biscuit boxers! Can you fight them all of at once!?”
*SUPRISE ATTACK*
*a millisecond later*
*SURPRI--*
Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions????
5:22 "I'm taking this cube thing with me."
Of everything Noir is, that cube I'll love the most out of him. It gives color to his life and soul..
Noir is the most powerful being in spiderverse
He lives in a universe where color doesn’t exist, but at the part near the ending where everyone is in their home universe he solved the rubix cube
*he taught himself an ability that no one in his universe can do*
This means that if he was exposed to anything he doesn’t understand he could learn it
*he has the potential to learn every ability in the multiverse as long as he is exposed to it*
I’m not sure if learning how to solve a rubiks cube through a monochromatic filter translates to being able to learn _anything_
I think you got a little carried away by someone solving a rubiks cube mate.
@TPNS_SWAT 07 He does not. It's the same thing as saying an inventor or a famous physisist is the most powerful being in his/her universe, cause he/she taught him/herself and ability nobody else knows. Take Einstein for an example, or Tesla, or even the first human able to control fire, this argument is just bs. I love spider-noir, but this doesn't mean i can make up super powers for him that he doesn't have.
Why am I getting the feeling this comment is just Sarcasm
Wat
So, the big news came out today. Nick Cage is playing Spider-Man Noir in a live action show. Who would've thought?
OH MY GOD the beginning of PIANO MAN AT 5:24. KILLED. ME. I AM SCREAMING
Same XD
I AM HAVING A S T R O K E
Fuck same
I like how he's in monochrome but still manages to solve the cube on the last frame.
2:08 this is my favorite spiderman noir line in the entire movie ngl
1:22 made me laugh to hard for to long
"SUPRISE ATTA-
@orcapuppet4653
"SURPRI-"
*ponch*
I love how he acts like the dad of the group
Nah, Peter B is that (literal now) dad
Noir’s more like the grandpa
1:22
This needs to be in a perfectly cut videos compilation
0:19 The way both Spider-Man Noir and Peni looked at Spider-Ham when he said he was bitten by a radioactive pig
I love how they say "I was bitten by a radioactive spider" but the pig says "I was bitten by a radioactive pig" and the others look at him
his name is spider ham put some respect on his name
"We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance!" Spider-Man Noir is the ultimate badass!
_What would you do, if there was a child in front of you?_
Me: 1:21
sUpRiSE aTtAcK
😂
me: 1:23
Same lolol
STREET SMARTS
Spider-man: into the spiderverse but only when Nicholas Cage is on screen
1:20 Lmao that Cut-off at the second one was so comedic
"Surpri💥"
the sequel better have more than 5 goddamn minutes for this chap
He actually solved it. Way better than I could've ever done.
I want noir and punk to have significant interaction in the third movie.
2 things:
1. I always pictured him as nicholas cage in a spider noir suit, He never takes his mask off, probably because he'll just look like a black and white Peter, but he does rock the fedora.
2. While watching this video I've now noticed his eyed don't move at all.
Miles: "You can't stay here, if you stay here you'll die."
Noir: *"Who are you again?"*
THIS PART STILL KILLS ME HAHAHA
This buddy is cool!
“The guy who used to be identical to Peter Parker with less charisma and a different skin tone, but not anymore! Thanks Sony!”
@@god2742 great success 👍 yes! 👍
The disrespect was crazy 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That cut off after he punched miles in the face is the best thing about this video
0:21 I love how they both look over when he says he was beaten by a radioactive pig.🤣🤣😂
I didnt notice that
@@reopd I didn't at first either.
EATEN?
They're like "wtf"?
@@nialvessal yeah hehehe
"My uncle is the Prowler and he's trying to kill me"
"This is a pretty hardcore origin story"
4:42 “you hard boiled turtle slapper” I really love that insult XD
I love Noir. My favorite character to fight as in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions. I hope they bring him into the MCU since they are bringing in the sinister 6.
Wait what? I love this comment, but I have a few comments of my own.
1) totally agree. Best to play as in SD
2) I want to see him in live action too, but how’d they do that organically without the rest of the Spider Verse?
3) Where’d you get the Sinister Six info from? Some of the villains are there, but I don’t think they’ll make a Sinister Six movie, especially for how young and inexperienced the new Spidey is. Love the idea, though.
I hope he is NEVER EVER in the same universe as Peter or captain America
"We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance."
That needs to be on a shirt.
Anyone else notice how skillfully he holds the food tray? No, just me. Ok.
He got class
Spider-Noir: Surprise attack!
*leg sweep*
Miles: What, I-
Spider-Noir: S U R P R I S E
*smack*
this shouldn't have been that funny
Noir is very hot-
I’ve been waiting for this for forever omfg tysm
4:40 can we appreciate how fucking slick that car sling was?
“You see that?”
Me : “No, you can’t see that, he’s invisible, that’s the point.”
"Wherever I go, the wind follows. And it smells like rain, always foreshadowing the storm that brews within me. I am the embodiment of justice, the bringer of punishment to those who seek to do harm. I am the guardian of the innocent, the protector of the weak. I am the wind, and I will not be stopped.
The rain, a constant reminder of the gloom that hangs over this city. It seeps into my bones, a chill that no coat can keep out. But I press on, driven by a sense of duty and a thirst for justice. I am the hunter, stalking my prey through the rain-slicked streets. I will stop at nothing to uncover the truth and bring those who have wronged this city to justice"
I was sad that he didn't appear in across the spiderverse but an happy that he'll be back in beyond the spiderverse
Noir casually webbing a car and pull it to his enemy is the best scene for me
That enemy is tombstone so sadly I dont even think he felt that
@@spartacussmith7070 Tombstone can have internal injuries
Doesn't matter, because Noir actually kills his enemies
mid explosion he catches his hat without even looking
he looks so casual and cool about it. i had to replay the scene a few times bc i was in awe