@@Ruderickle2424 Ironically the only character I wasnt crazy about was miles Morales. He was literally just the same "misunderstood" teenage protagonist from every other movie ever made
The best of it is that Spider-Noir had his own... possibly more hard-core story. - He found his Uncle Ben's body, who'd been tied up, beaten, and torn apart by wild dogs - Watched someone get eaten alive by spiders - Cursed by a Spider-God - Betrayed by his best friend - Found his friend lobotomized - Died EDIT: God, guys, I know his uncle was eaten by the Vulture. I hadn't finished the comic. It's been months since I posted this. Give it a break.
@@katet-dp2ks Yeah but despite him looking tough, you can tell how despite pushing Miles to become a hero, he’s aware of his feelings and doesn’t want to hurt him.
It seems like a constant trait among the heroic versions of Peter Parker or Spiderman is that he is a decent human being. Even when he is made entirely of spiders.
You haven't seen a guy turn into a turtle and live so he's friend can become a mob-boss right after he kills the mob-boss with the upgraded version of the punching ghost
dumb excuse I could animate this and I'm 7 year old chess prodigy Edit: considering people are messaging me death threats and nasty things to me, I just want to say this. WOOOOSH you're all dumb as fuck
But with Spider-Noir, it's got a consistency to it. At 1:39, he acknowledges Miles with that apologetic shrug, body language shorthand for "Sorry for going hard on ya son, we just need to put our heads together for a moment." He's also the first to pull his head out of the conversation to check on Miles while they talk him down simultaneously in front of him and behind his back. Mateo Gonzalez There were five helicopters passing by just out of frame.
*You hard boiled turtle slapper* *We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance.* *Can't be that easy.* *It's that easy.* This has to be my favorite Spiderman.
Penny was devastated losing her machine, which was built by her father, who was her "Uncle Ben" (Loved one who died) Noir understood completely how she felt. He's a good egg.
Man the crossover I was hoping for. Genuinely really interested in the socialist vigilante from the 1930s/ modern day anarchist dynamic they could set up
Not-so-fun fact: in the brazilian portuguese version he says: this kid has a lot of imagination. Instead of: thats a pretty hardcore origin story Which doesnt make any sense at all, most of his lines are ruined and are not well translated in portuguese, and thats a shame bc he is dubbed by the official nicholas cage voice actor. Buuuut, peter, mj and aunt may are dubbed by the same people that did the raimi trilogy, so i cried like a baby when i heard aunt may's voice in the movie for the first time, that took me back man...
@Dante Trajano Eu só reclamei das adaptações das falas que na maioria das vezes não tem nada a ver com o diálogo original. Mas isso é problema da direção e não dos dubladores. E eu disse também que chorei de emoção com algumas vozes. A dublagem brasileira é uma das melhores do mundo, presta atenção caralho.
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?" Fuck... thanks Noir. That's probably the most accurate portrayal of his comics.
His comics were really dark. He didn't hesitate when killing his foes...but aunt May gave him the needed balance when she saw Vulture dead in front of her.
@@fixafix69 In the case of Spider-Man... no. He lightly taps thugs. AND supervillains. Then he gradually starts hitting a little harder... a little harder... a little harder... until he reaches the point where they're KOd, but without risking life threatening force. Unless he's fighting a group like the Sinister Six. Then he starts off hitting a lot harder, because he can't afford to go as easy.
Plot twist: Nicolas Cage isn't reading Spider-Man Noir's lines, they literally just stuck a microphone on him for a day and recorded his conversations.
Noir understanding Peni then was the best thing. The mech her dad(her Uncle Ben) built for her was in pieces, just like her heart then. Noir being there for her was the best.
@@billcipher779 Eh I mean I doubt it, but since they haven't really addressed what qualifies as canon and what doesn't, I can say anything without being disproved in like two months.
If you’ve read Noir’s comic then it gives a new layer of depth to this as well. Not gonna say what cause spoilers but something is revealed at the end of the first issue that is very messed up
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions" My inner edgy teenager was able to relate to that line.
@@shadowrev2914 Already lemme make some sense into it. Peter Porker was a normal spider until Aunt May (A Pig) made the first radioactive hair dryer, and she bit Peter Porker when he was a spider which turned him into a Pig, but he still had his spider abilities.
Loki in MCU Movies: Thor: Dies Avengers: Steals Tesseract Thor Dark World: Dies Thor Ragnarok: Steals Tesseract Infinity War: Dies Endgame: You guessed it, he steals the Tesseract Thanos: Perfectly Balanced as all things should be
Its cuz his "eyes" are glasses, if i remember correctly he has them in the comics and they're not laying flat on his mask as they do in others, so they can't change their shape and emote
He actually had one, he never really got to use it. We are able to see his weapon's holster sometimes through the movie, and in one particular scene. It is featured in this youtube video, featured at the exact 02:14 minutes of the video. This Scene, Where he also intends to reach for the gun's grip, but he immediately refutes on his action upon recognizing that he was amongst traumatized-spider-people, as they, too had their parents dies from the bad end of a gun's barrel. And like that, he didn't use his fire weaponry through the entire movie, but we can always see the gun holster whenever he's punching and his coat's swinging around, as he has two gun holsters, based off from the comics, soo seeing it, isn't pretty difficult neither. Such a cool feature too.
@@damn_ificadoTombstone has superhuman strength and durability so he survived it. We can see later in the movie Jefferson Morales walking Tombstone into a Police Car before Miles calls him.
Sad fact: in the Spider - Noir's universe his uncle Ben was eaten by The Vulture which is very disturbing compared to getting shot by a thief in the actual Spider Man universe
@@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 I guess he said that because the ONE person that Miles bonded with and felt like he understood him better then his parents, turns out to be the person who's been trying to kill him, was helping kill his universe's Spiderman and when he nearly choked his own nephew to death before realizing what he was doing and stopped, only to be shot in front of Miles and then later died in Miles arms. Also, Miles was the only one in his family who knew his uncle died (Of course, before his father found him in the alley and he couldn't even tell his parents that he saw his uncle get killed or that his uncle tried to kill him unintentionally. It's a lot to take I'm for a kid his age). But the fact that Noir is only 18-19 in this movie and his Uncle Ben (beaten eaten alive) probably happened in front of him to, maybe he was Miles' age when this happened. In my case, i feel like Noir thinks that this what happens to Miles is what begins his story ad Spiderman (Each Spiderman loses someone, some more gruesome then others).
@@cindypicadomolina7814 in noir’s case he only saw the aftermath of what happened to ben, so he thought it was goblin’s gang having dogs eat ben alive or something
That "I... love you all" gets me right in the feels. He's just a good dude, trying to do the right thing, and he finally met people who were just like him, yet different enough that they were their own people.
@@cypherjh4102 doesn’t count. I mean, I guess they have the same idea, but they have different sayings. One is about a house, the other is about a important block.
Can we appreciate how at 3:44 he cut out the part where we CAN'T SEE Spider-Man Noir because he's behind MJ's head?! That's some commitment to the title of the video.
I literally love the worrying dad and overprotective daughter relationship between Peni and Noir. like when Noir gets on the green bridge but glitches and then Peni comes in her robot using the robot as a shield to block the bullets, or when Peni’s robot breaks and then Noir is like “you okay”
I love that noir’s universe is set in the past without any technology or colour But peni’s universe is bright, colourful and full of technology And yet he’s a perfect sibling/father figure even if their worlds are complete opposites
Does anyone else find it impressive that Noir Spider-Man is fighting Tombstone in a fist to fist fight? Like most the time Tombstone beats Spidey down on their first encounters.
I don't know. Considering Aunt may knocked him outside the house for next week with a baseball bat, and got choked out by Doc Ock I don't think tombstone is a particularly huge threat in this movie. Especially considering that Noir is a expert boxer and tombstone is just a slugger.
Don’t sleep on him now he still got that spider energy he just doesn’t use it cause he comes from a time where you solved your problems with your fist or guns
5:07 I also love cuz he is the type of character who looks menacing but got small and cute creature on his shoulder. One of my favorite character trope.
In the credits, there’s a scene with a solved Rubik’s Cube. So Spider-Man Noir ends up solving the cube despite being color blind (or at least to the viewers, appearing to be colorblind)
The little subtle bit of Noir putting his hat back on @2:10 is so cute to me. It’s like you see him laying with it off but then it’s on in the fight. It makes you wonder if it was an animation error but no he puts it back on to fight.
i love how noir, in comparison to the other spider-people, has a combat style less based on primarily using agility and web to aplify dodging and weaving to find an opening, and instead just all out brawling using his web and superior agility to support his skill in direct hand-to-hand combat, it really gives him a lot of uniqueness as a spiderman
@@miichxlle0569 I have another fun fact I learned tonight and another Spider-Man UA-cam video comments section: at the end of Spider-Man 2 and Doctor octopus drowns after sacrificing himself, on the right of the screen you can see his glasses floating down as well
Given that in the 1930s naziism was on the rise in America (they literally had fucking rallies that thousands of people would show up to) I'd like to think he's had a lot of practice beating up Nazis in bar fights.
Spooder people have a way to look cute/attractive in stuff they're wearing, even if it could be ridiculous by normal standards. That's how you know they superheroes 😔
@@derekg5006 For what i know it's never mentioned in his comics, it was a Spider-Man Dimensions only thing. But hey, that's the only version of the story available so i guess it's kind of canon
Noir is the most emotionally complex character in this film, and he only has 5 and a half minutes. That scene where he comforts penny is so telling of his character, yeah he's brutal, his whole schtick is he beats up nazis but he's still spidey, helping others is what spideys do. This movie is also just incredible in its own right so.
It's interesting how although Spider Noir doesn't feel emotions, he's very sympatheic. Like when he gives Miles a comforting shrug at 1:37 and how at 4:53 he asks if she's okay after losing her partner.
Noir's darkness is real when he doesn't go around wasting it to feel exclusively brooding. He knows pain and suffering among the people around him, corruption, and all the things the world has taken from him. It's what makes him feel more mature than a run in the mill Spidey
Headcanon: Spider-Noir had a gun on him the whole time he was in Miles’ universe but never used it. It looks like he’s gonna pull it out at 2:16. With it being close quarters with a lot of allies AND aunt may in the same room he figured it’d be a bad idea.
Also Doc Ock, Scorpion and Prowler are really mobile and can easily dodge, and a lot of the Spider-People have had their close relatives taken from them by a gun
Oh you meant *literally* every moment he's on screen. Also, I know Peter B is the obvious dad of the group, but Noir carrying around the two smaller characters is such dad energy too.
I like to drink egg creams, and I like to...
*f i g h t n a z i s*
Feminists be like
CSIAS Official everyone should be like. I sure as hell hope it’s not just feminists that like fighting Nazis 😂
Are we not gunna talk about that weird audio edit at “I like to drinkEGG creams and”
*Alot*
My hero!
I cannot believe he was only in five minutes of this movie, he stole every single second he was onscreen.
Honestly, every character in the movie did.
@@Ruderickle2424 Ironically the only character I wasnt crazy about was miles Morales. He was literally just the same "misunderstood" teenage protagonist from every other movie ever made
MadCap idk if I would say misunderstood more like a regular teen feeling a bunch of pressure as a teen
@@jonahcano3930 that's why I put it in quotations
IDontCare *WAIT*
"This is a pretty hardcore origin story" I absolutely died at that line
The best of it is that Spider-Noir had his own... possibly more hard-core story.
- He found his Uncle Ben's body, who'd been tied up, beaten, and torn apart by wild dogs
- Watched someone get eaten alive by spiders
- Cursed by a Spider-God
- Betrayed by his best friend
- Found his friend lobotomized
- Died
EDIT: God, guys, I know his uncle was eaten by the Vulture. I hadn't finished the comic. It's been months since I posted this. Give it a break.
@@r3dstoner3quired27 Damn... That could be an R-rated superhero movie for sure.
@@Starbat88 Right????
R3dstoneR3quired fucking hell brah! That’s dark as fuck lmao
R3dstoneR3quired Uncle Ben got eaten by the Vulture
I love how they had every right to make Noir a douchey hardass, but they made him the most empathetic person on the team.
tbh u can still be a hardass while being empathetic
@@katet-dp2ks Yeah but despite him looking tough, you can tell how despite pushing Miles to become a hero, he’s aware of his feelings and doesn’t want to hurt him.
It seems like a constant trait among the heroic versions of Peter Parker or Spiderman is that he is a decent human being. Even when he is made entirely of spiders.
Is basically nic cage, being himself basically
@@jricks3909 spiders-man was the best spider-man
spider noir trying to learn colors is the most precious, wholesome, adorable thing in all of cinematic history
You haven't seen a guy turn into a turtle and live so he's friend can become a mob-boss right after he kills the mob-boss with the upgraded version of the punching ghost
@@draven4897 Polnareff?
OLD YELLER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
@@draven4897 i never thought that Jojo can come into the Marvel territory
I was wrong
BubLio Tea jojo can go anywhere
How dare he only have 5 minutes
he was pretty hard to animate (according to the animators) because of those shades of black and white
At least it's a good five minutes
dumb excuse I could animate this and I'm 7 year old chess prodigy
Edit: considering people are messaging me death threats and nasty things to me, I just want to say this. WOOOOSH you're all dumb as fuck
Artem The GOAT Then how about you make ten minutes of GOOD animation of Noir?
You need 1 more like until 1k early congrats
"This a pretty hardcore origin story"
Said the spider-man who's uncle ben was eaten alive
Well that explained why he doesn't hesitate to use gun
@Attaker Atex I was about to say, it looked like he was reaching for something . . .
I'm sorry how did you know this?
@@Gamer_lgnd it's said in spiderman noir's first comic
Uncle ben was eaten alive by the vulture
@@carlosbetancourt7191 He has a comic? Sorry I'm dumb but WHAT?
2:31
The way this is cut makes it look like The Prowler saw Miles, and then decided to fling himself at the speed of light through that wall.
"I'll do anything to get that Chips, even breaking both of my bones for it"
I love this comment so damn much
Awkward comment intensifies :P
That. That made my day💀
when he sees miles he flings himself this what makes him cool
Noir casually webbing a car and pull it to his enemy is the best scene for me
That enemy is tombstone so sadly I dont even think he felt that
@@spartacussmith7070 Tombstone can have internal injuries
Doesn't matter, because Noir actually kills his enemies
mid explosion he catches his hat without even looking
he looks so casual and cool about it. i had to replay the scene a few times bc i was in awe
*“He’s looking right at us while we talk about him”*
that was evil 😂
Gary King How did it feel finally reaching the World’s End?
Inkypencil Pfft, that? That was nothing. Really. Meant absolutely nothing to me. Nothing.
Who are you again?
My name’s Nicholas Angel. Who the hell are you?
Inkypencil Me? They call me “The King”
3:02 Spider-Noir stops and tips his hat in respect to Miles' efforts. He's the only one who looks back. For whatever reason, that really gets me.
Looking closer I have to ask, wtf were they swinging on there?
But with Spider-Noir, it's got a consistency to it. At 1:39, he acknowledges Miles with that apologetic shrug, body language shorthand for "Sorry for going hard on ya son, we just need to put our heads together for a moment." He's also the first to pull his head out of the conversation to check on Miles while they talk him down simultaneously in front of him and behind his back.
Mateo Gonzalez There were five helicopters passing by just out of frame.
@@Zombiewithabowtie Ha! Also I see what you mean.
Mateo Gonzalez... Just assume theres a helicopter.
Zombiewithabowtie you’re right. I never noticed those tiny details :D
4:39 man throws a 3-hit combo and blows you up with a car as a finisher
I love Noir so much
I love that after the hat gets hit onto tombstone, he fixes it up properly
@@LowIntSpecimen I mean if I survived an encounter with spider noir and got his hat to my face I'm keeping it as a souvenir.
I CANT STRESS HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT PART LMAO
That followed by “yah hard boiled turtle slapper”
Dude I rewatched that like 10 times it was so good
*sometimes I’ll let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something*
*Match stops making fire*
SpiderNoir:ohhh
*D E P R E S S I O N I N T E N S I F I E S*
@@jaytoonz5736 *S U I C I D E I N T E N S I F I E S*
thanks for repeating exactly what happened in the video
anything
*You hard boiled turtle slapper*
*We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance.*
*Can't be that easy.*
*It's that easy.*
This has to be my favorite Spiderman.
And the fact that hes voiced by nicholas cage just serves to make him even fucking better lmao
You forgot “ sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something anything” hahahahah
This is a pretty hardcore origin story
Bruh, his first line
“Hey fellas”
"Everywhere I go, the wind follows. And the wind smells like *_rain."_*
I love how noir piggybacks peni Parker for the end of the movie
I would love to see how the three of them met, they seem to be as close as the three main spiders.
Penny was devastated losing her machine, which was built by her father, who was her "Uncle Ben" (Loved one who died) Noir understood completely how she felt. He's a good egg.
@@someguy4853 They were hanging out in the rafters of Aunt Mae's shed for a while
@@MRuby-qb9bd why were they there
@@jaidynhalling2162 Well, it's kind of a long story.
"I like to fight Nazis, a lot"
I feel like he and spider punk are going to be great friends...
Man the crossover I was hoping for. Genuinely really interested in the socialist vigilante from the 1930s/ modern day anarchist dynamic they could set up
@@Me-wx1mt I mean... we'll get there. Just gotta take a while, until Beyond comes out. But it wil happen.
I really hope they have some moments together in the 3rd movie
0:28 👊 💥
"He's looking right at us while we're talk about it."
Best freaking line ever.
Dr. Strange Bat timestamp??
ghostmemeboi 1:43
*About him* not it
It sounds like a line from foot loose
What the freak
Fun fact:In the Latin American version Spider-Noir says:"you're gonna fight real bad guys, like the ones who hit their mom".
Jesus Christ why is that so perfect 😂😂🤣
And not only that!
He is dubbed by the VA that dubs Nicholas Cage in most of his movies!
Not-so-fun fact: in the brazilian portuguese version he says: this kid has a lot of imagination. Instead of: thats a pretty hardcore origin story
Which doesnt make any sense at all, most of his lines are ruined and are not well translated in portuguese, and thats a shame bc he is dubbed by the official nicholas cage voice actor.
Buuuut, peter, mj and aunt may are dubbed by the same people that did the raimi trilogy, so i cried like a baby when i heard aunt may's voice in the movie for the first time, that took me back man...
I had no trouble reading this in Cage's voice
@Dante Trajano Eu só reclamei das adaptações das falas que na maioria das vezes não tem nada a ver com o diálogo original. Mas isso é problema da direção e não dos dubladores. E eu disse também que chorei de emoção com algumas vozes.
A dublagem brasileira é uma das melhores do mundo, presta atenção caralho.
I love how he just steals the Rubik’s Cube.
“I’m taking this cube thing with me. I don’t understand it. But I will.”
Wait, since it’s from an other dimension, doesn’t it make its atoms unstable and eventually destroyed
@@Nasir3623 maybe they reverse engineer it and then dispose of the original one
@@Nasir3623 Enought time to understand it before it's destroyed I guess?
Or he solved it before it got destroyed
@@Nasir3623 Maybe its a simple enough object, that his universe just lets it slide.
3:47 What a dedicated worker, holding up that tray ever so diligently. He’s ready for absolutely anything, good for him
Man got his priorities STRAIGHT!
Amenn
Wasn’t Spider-Ham hiding under that platter
looool
I guess he's the main course
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?" Fuck... thanks Noir. That's probably the most accurate portrayal of his comics.
Honestly tho, I love Noir's comics, but they are angsty as fuck.(...which is why i love them-)
I mean almost every superhero has to face this.
Is it really ok to punch with your super strength a thug in the face because he stole a purse?
His comics were really dark. He didn't hesitate when killing his foes...but aunt May gave him the needed balance when she saw Vulture dead in front of her.
@@fixafix69 In the case of Spider-Man... no. He lightly taps thugs. AND supervillains. Then he gradually starts hitting a little harder... a little harder... a little harder... until he reaches the point where they're KOd, but without risking life threatening force.
Unless he's fighting a group like the Sinister Six. Then he starts off hitting a lot harder, because he can't afford to go as easy.
Plot twist: Nicolas Cage isn't reading Spider-Man Noir's lines, they literally just stuck a microphone on him for a day and recorded his conversations.
Honestly, you’re probably right.
this is erasure of the fact that his response when told he needed to go more over the top was “oh you want FULL cage?”
The Random Guy on UA-cam that line makes sense now
Sometimes I let matches burn Down to my fingertips so I might feel something
“and I like to f i g h t n a z i s”
Also, “This is....... purple?”
I can see that.
Peni: *breathes*
Noir: I guess I have a daughter now.
Noir understanding Peni then was the best thing. The mech her dad(her Uncle Ben) built for her was in pieces, just like her heart then. Noir being there for her was the best.
@@samsonguy10k Also the fact that they're both teenagers make it even better, Noir being that big brother
@@cindypicadomolina7814 Is Noir a teen? I've more figured him to be more B's age with his experience and own emotional grind.
@@samsonguy10k Wait he was? I thought he was 23 or something
@@Jeff-lc7lp 0:18 no you can see here hes pretty much like peter b parker
2:16 i love how he looks like he is reaching for a gun, and had a 'oh, i dont have a gun.' stare
He usually has a gun, guess it didn’t come with him
He normally does carry one, he just didn’t have it on him for some reason
He actually has a gun in one of the deleted scenes but I guess they removed it so they could keep the rating PG
Spider-man noir be like: "Surprise attack!" *Whips out revolver*
@@levilandscapes2044 That makes no sense, we've seen guns be used in the movie?
“We don’t pick a ballroom, we just dance” words of a fighter 😂
Hell yeah!!! 😄
Favorite freaking line by Noir.
Pretty badass line
“Please take this outside😑“
then dance, *dance*, *DANCE* till you're *DEAD* ~ ~ ~
I love the fact that Noir doesn't understand the Rubik's Cube cause he can't see in color.
No, he can see color, he just doesn't understand color because his whole dimension is colorless :(
Shadow Rev Colourblind perhaps? He might see Colors the wrong way. Blue= Red?
@@billcipher779 Eh I mean I doubt it, but since they haven't really addressed what qualifies as canon and what doesn't, I can say anything without being disproved in like two months.
@@shadowrev2914 I think his dimension has color just when he goes other places he doesn't
200th like
I love him he looks like the living version of incognito mode on google.
This is literally the best comment on this video.
Except he's probably more nice
And just like incognito mode he has seen some serious shit
@@chefbendy4429 well he fights nazis and was covered in spiders
We dont pick the ballroom we just *D A N C E*
3:54 the way he said “sleep” sent a shiver down my spine
That was kinda ho-
i’ll happily sleep forever if he told me to🤭
@@emolady666AAAAAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOO
@@emolady666My brother in Christ, what?
Bro can speak in italics
Can we appreciate that Noir was the one that said that MILES has a messed up origin story?? Of all people??
If you’ve read Noir’s comic then it gives a new layer of depth to this as well. Not gonna say what cause spoilers but something is revealed at the end of the first issue that is very messed up
@@onelovelylilidiot4959 It's. Fucking. Wild.
Happily Pessimistic So what’s messed up about it
Cladster Bruh I ain’t spoiling. Read the comic and bask in the edgy and tragic glory of it
@@onelovelylilidiot4959 yo what's the comic called so I can read it?
I hope they give him his own movie with the same animation style
All I can tell is that it won't be so family friendly.
I'd even settle for a 10 min short. If Porker can get one, so can he.
We can all agree with this comment
Or something like "Sin City," with splashes of color.
All of them..
"I am here to drink egg creams and fight Nazis - and I'm all out of egg creams." - Spider-Man Noir, probably.
@kevin willems it's like,,, carbonated chocolate milk. it's very odd
I feel like that is something Nicolas Cage said in normal conversation.
*Time to fight some nazis, I guess...*
@kevin willems it’s like the original version of an ice cream milkshake
Hitler: I hate you
He had me at, "I like to fight Nazis." MOST UNDERRATED SPIDERMAN EVER
I feel he and Spider Punk would be good friends
@@neoterumi4772 Just instant heart eyes from Punk to Noir at that lol
@@neoterumi4772 Fuck. Yes.
He was doing it before it was cool since it was 1933.
nazis bad
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions"
My inner edgy teenager was able to relate to that line.
Words Zack Snyder lives by
*moral
@@jamemhm Thank you
We can't relive 2005.
Ace The Not So Great np
Sony: “We won pretty good critics people liked it and- -“
Spider- Man Noir fans: “Why Spider Noir my boy is only 5 minutes.”
Sony: “Damn it!”
Hopefully we see Miguel O’Hara travel to Noir’s dimension in the next film!
1 Esdras me too
@@1apollos902 YESSSS! 2099 Spiderman and Noir are my favourite!
Noir Fans? You mean _everyone on the planet?_
@Jake Blackeye, basically
The fact that’s he’s 19 and peter porker is 47 scares me
In pig years or human years?
@@tommyz6491 Technically in human years since he’s a talking pig and the life span of a normal pig is 16 to 20 years
Oh god oh no
just to be honest in the age of noir the people dies like 40 or 60 you know that age was no good
Spiderman noir isn't 19?
"We don't pick the ballroom we just dance" 2:18 "Ya hard boiled turtle slapper" 4:38
I love both of these lines.
All his lines go hard af
*APPLESAUCE!*
“It can't be that easy.”
**a millisecond later**
_“It's that easy.”_
"well, It's a kind of long story"
*a second later*
"maybe not that long"
I just when through the comment section while the vid is playing, and I saw this one, at the exact same moment...
Thats a pfp if ive seen one.
@@spookysioux1224 tell a code dude
i need the sauce for my sosig
“I was bitten by a radioactive spider”
Spider-Ham: *Bitten by a radioactive pig*
Yeah that doesn't really make sense
Wait!
Noir was bitten by a purely mystical spider though
@@shadowrev2914 Already lemme make some sense into it.
Peter Porker was a normal spider until Aunt May (A Pig) made the first radioactive hair dryer, and she bit Peter Porker when he was a spider which turned him into a Pig, but he still had his spider abilities.
that’s just, wow
He was already a pig to begin with. It would make a bit more sense if HE bit a radioactive spider (or ate it).
5:22 Loki every time he sees the tesseract.
Underrated
Nobody: ender man
Loki in MCU Movies:
Thor: Dies
Avengers: Steals Tesseract
Thor Dark World: Dies
Thor Ragnarok: Steals Tesseract
Infinity War: Dies
Endgame: You guessed it, he steals the Tesseract
Thanos: Perfectly Balanced as all things should be
Nathan Armitage Lol, he actually did
Dauntless Warrior Productions DEAD
4:38 is no one going to talk about how Noir is actually the only Spiderman that fights more with his fists than his webs?
dude, he came from the probation era..
of course Noir throwing hand than throwing shade like most of Spidey did
Cause he is him
I love him grabbing the hat, putting it on Tombstone's face, then punching him
I just realized he's the only Spider character without an expressive face. It's always still.
Well yeah, he doesn't feel unless there's a match involved.
Which he more than makes up for in body language, which seems alot more expressive than the other spiders’
Its cuz his "eyes" are glasses, if i remember correctly he has them in the comics and they're not laying flat on his mask as they do in others, so they can't change their shape and emote
Yeah, he’s wearing goggles.
Kitty Mittens • 82 years ago Ye!! It’s so cool!
Noir punching Miles again right after he stands up is such an underrated joke
SUPRISE ATTACK
"Let him get back up! Let him get back up! "
I just love the fact that Noir had zero hesitation punching a kid in the face in order to train him.
@@WilliamsLopezCastro yep
He is from the 1930s
They really slapped that PG on him by not giving him guns.
He actually had one, he never really got to use it.
We are able to see his weapon's holster sometimes through the movie, and in one particular scene. It is featured in this youtube video, featured at the exact 02:14 minutes of the video. This Scene, Where he also intends to reach for the gun's grip, but he immediately refutes on his action upon recognizing that he was amongst traumatized-spider-people, as they, too had their parents dies from the bad end of a gun's barrel. And like that, he didn't use his fire weaponry through the entire movie, but we can always see the gun holster whenever he's punching and his coat's swinging around, as he has two gun holsters, based off from the comics, soo seeing it, isn't pretty difficult neither. Such a cool feature too.
@@fafflytailslogisonicuite104 r/wooooosh
@@thatlittleghostthing He was just explaining how he has guns.
@@thatlittleghostthing kind of a unnecessary woooosh.
@@thatlittleghostthing no you. r/woooosh
He's portrayed so comically that its easy to miss Noir casually admitting that he kills his baddies at 1:23
as well as casually killing a baddie in the final fight, literally making a car explode on him
Oh-
@@damn_ificadoTombstone has superhuman strength and durability so he survived it. We can see later in the movie Jefferson Morales walking Tombstone into a Police Car before Miles calls him.
wait where
@@t.rexking441 Jefferson's last name is Davis, Miles took his mom's last name for whatever reason
My new favorite insult is calling someone a hard boiled turtle slapper
Applesauce!
Hey! Watch your mouth!
Thanks Noir.I got a new name to call my brother when I am angry
Sad fact: in the Spider - Noir's universe his uncle Ben was eaten by The Vulture which is very disturbing compared to getting shot by a thief in the actual Spider Man universe
Also Noir hearing Miles' uncle is evil: This is a hardcore origin story
Ye its very disturbing
@@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 I guess he said that because the ONE person that Miles bonded with and felt like he understood him better then his parents, turns out to be the person who's been trying to kill him, was helping kill his universe's Spiderman and when he nearly choked his own nephew to death before realizing what he was doing and stopped, only to be shot in front of Miles and then later died in Miles arms. Also, Miles was the only one in his family who knew his uncle died (Of course, before his father found him in the alley and he couldn't even tell his parents that he saw his uncle get killed or that his uncle tried to kill him unintentionally. It's a lot to take I'm for a kid his age). But the fact that Noir is only 18-19 in this movie and his Uncle Ben (beaten eaten alive) probably happened in front of him to, maybe he was Miles' age when this happened. In my case, i feel like Noir thinks that this what happens to Miles is what begins his story ad Spiderman (Each Spiderman loses someone, some more gruesome then others).
@@cindypicadomolina7814 Actually, if Noir is 19 during the movie, then his Ben only died about a year ago, since Noir is like 18 or 19 in the comics
@@cindypicadomolina7814 in noir’s case he only saw the aftermath of what happened to ben, so he thought it was goblin’s gang having dogs eat ben alive or something
3:48 he's just standing there with a pan I can't
Omg I never noticed that! Big oof
Pannerman
He’s just standing there, watching this all happen like “are you guys done yet”
He is fucking static too, its like he’s a mannequin
@@NorthernCrus he’s not even blinking lmao
That "I... love you all" gets me right in the feels. He's just a good dude, trying to do the right thing, and he finally met people who were just like him, yet different enough that they were their own people.
5:22 literally enderman when they see a house.
Underrated
LMAO
Or any block
Stack of likes
XD
Me: *put's down an important block that I'll need for later*
some random ass enderman: 5:22
@@cypherjh4102 doesn’t count.
I mean, I guess they have the same idea,
but they have different sayings.
One is about a house,
the other is about a important block.
@@cypherjh4102 a comment is a comment it doesn’t matter
@@cypherjh4102 like the block
@@cypherjh4102 that's like saying that every word has a copyright.
@@cypherjh4102 bruh
Guys
Applesauce was a curse word in Noir’s time
*He was cursing*
The monster!
Captain America: LANGUAGE!
Noir: “It wasn’t me! It was the onomatopoeia action word behind me!”
Imagine modern Peter just going, "FUCK YOU" out of nowhere
Son of a nutcracker.
Can we appreciate how at 3:44 he cut out the part where we CAN'T SEE Spider-Man Noir because he's behind MJ's head?! That's some commitment to the title of the video.
I love these videos that are fully dedicated. They have my utmost respect.
@@p_m_a I don’t think you know what AIs aren’t capable of….
@@p_m_aThis was made 4 years ago an even recent AIs can’t do that
5:22 Loki literally every MCU movie he is in.
Endermans be like
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@@sobinir7933 under *rat* ted
stolen
Yeah 😂
"this is... purple?"
"no."
"blue!?"
"no!"
*_proceeds to give up_*
One of the best jokes in this comp
One of the best jokes, and I’m surprised I never noticed it while actually watching the movie.
He lives in a world without color
@@suwuicide6949 dude no need to worry about being sexist it's okay you can say man only idiots get triggered cos of that
@Tianze Shi basically he just know shades of gray 50 r not I don't know
But I do know it's 0- 255 in decimal format
I couldn't even tell Nick Cage played him, but when I found out he did, I couldn't unhear it. He was one of my favorite characters.
i know right
I could his voice never changes
@@brandynperson3590 Aren't you special.
@@dylanmergner44 that was uncalled for
Yeah, he's probably mine too.
His disappointment when the match burns out before reaching his fingertips gets me every time 😂
Lol
1:21
SUPRISE ATTACK!
*Punches child in the face*
SUPRISE!
Lmao😂
I love this comment
1:23
"What would you do... If there was a child right in front of you " Spider Noir :
best thing I've read all day
this guy is such a legend, he likes fighting Nazis, a lot.
And this is before America's involvement in ww2.
Man is anti-fascist to his core.
He didn't pick the ballroom, but he can cut a rug when it counts.
@@kevinwillems8720 the word anti-fascist
So cringe now
@@Senator-Wary only if you're a fascist bucko
@@kevinwillems8720 Got a big point, there.
Also, Spider Noir seems like the kind of guy to be supporting the civil rights movements
@@Tigershark_3082 I guess when you're not completely human you can't exactly be racist towards normal people in good faith.
Noir being the only one to turn around and tip his hat to miles just makes me feel proud
He was the only one with a hat.
@@psychowordsmith fair enough
@@psychowordsmith He's the only Spidey to keep his hat lol
He never tipped his hat
M'spiderman.
3:05 You know you're a spiderman when you swing on pure air
Fr
Satellites
They swinging onto uncle ben
There’s always a helicopter specifically for this moment
@@terrabits5962Why am I laughing so hard 💀💀
I literally love the worrying dad and overprotective daughter relationship between Peni and Noir. like when Noir gets on the green bridge but glitches and then Peni comes in her robot using the robot as a shield to block the bullets, or when Peni’s robot breaks and then Noir is like “you okay”
More like overprotective big brother considering how Spider Noir isn't that much older then Peni, he's literally 18-19
@@cindypicadomolina7814 oh yeah forgot about that
I love that noir’s universe is set in the past without any technology or colour
But peni’s universe is bright, colourful and full of technology
And yet he’s a perfect sibling/father figure even if their worlds are complete opposites
@@gochogames1360 I wished these two had gotten more screentime.
@@cindypicadomolina7814 he’s WHAT- omg I thought he was much older, the oldest maybe
Does anyone else find it impressive that Noir Spider-Man is fighting Tombstone in a fist to fist fight? Like most the time Tombstone beats Spidey down on their first encounters.
He beat the ever loving applesauce out of him
When Spider-Man isn’t holding back, he beats his opponents pretty easily. One of his normal punches can knock Scorpion’s jaw off
I don't know. Considering Aunt may knocked him outside the house for next week with a baseball bat, and got choked out by Doc Ock I don't think tombstone is a particularly huge threat in this movie. Especially considering that Noir is a expert boxer and tombstone is just a slugger.
Maybe Spider-Man Noir doesn't hold his punches
true
Let's just hope he doesn't steal the Declaration of Independence.
This comment is extremely underrated
Oof i just got that
Cami_Cosmos I’m pretty sure he kidnapped a president once, too xD.
I saw a comment like this on another video from 11 months ago so.. (video ---> ua-cam.com/video/cEfbzukdu2s/v-deo.html)
Viriya Viriyapatr he kidnapped captain pike. ;)
It's crazy of nicolas only had like 5 minutes of screen time and still manage to become everyones favorite
That’s how cool noir is. His presence is just interesting.
4:38 i like how noir isn't always about that big fancy spidey moves, mans throwin hands old fashioned way
He’s straight up just boxing the man
Man's beating them up with feelings
Real Bare knuckle fighter
And then he yeets a car at the guy
Don’t sleep on him now he still got that spider energy he just doesn’t use it cause he comes from a time where you solved your problems with your fist or guns
1:37 Love how real he was towards Miles lol
"He's looking right at us while we're talking about him"
"can you close off your feelings so you don't get Crippled by the moral ambiguity of your actions?"
That's me.
Raimi and Amazing fans hating on Tom Holland before NWH
That shit was evil 😂
noir: SKILL ISSUE
1:22 I love how he just straight up punched a kid in the face and nobody else had a problem with it
SURPRISE!
Underrated
he's surprisingly his age sort of
Bonk
@@bodacious12 no. miles morales is supposed to be much younger than peter
3:13 I loooove this scene so much! The way he walked while the others are swinging around are super cool
5:07 I also love cuz he is the type of character who looks menacing but got small and cute creature on his shoulder. One of my favorite character trope.
@@Jasmeracreature?? that’s a person 😂
@@paragenalIt is an anime girl. We all know that anime girls aren't people
@@StarryxNight5as an anime girl I can confirm we're not real. Please take your meds.
The fact he’s color blind and can’t solve a Rubin cube means everything to me
He’s not colour blind he’s just from a dimension where there is no colour so he wouldn’t know what it is
Man I love those Rubin cubes
In the credits, there’s a scene with a solved Rubik’s Cube. So Spider-Man Noir ends up solving the cube despite being color blind (or at least to the viewers, appearing to be colorblind)
@@original__gmebvy nah hes in a dimension where theres no colour
@@original__gmebvy I wonder how he knew it was solved
2:06
“uncle aron! hes-“
*”A PRETTY HARDCORE ORGIN STORY”*
What, he’s pretty hard?!?!
No, the hardcore origin story is the fact that *he is*
That part was hilarious af 😂😂😂💀
I mean, contextually speaking... that *is* accurate.
Maybe the real hardcore origin story was the friends we made along the way
Spider-Noir: Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel anything
Match: (extinguishes)
Spider-Noir: aww
The little subtle bit of Noir putting his hat back on @2:10 is so cute to me. It’s like you see him laying with it off but then it’s on in the fight. It makes you wonder if it was an animation error but no he puts it back on to fight.
Maybe he wants to fight with class and style 🤷
"He's looking right at us while we talk about him."
Why is nobody talking about this?!
Ikr , it was so outta tune it was hillarious
they did, there's a comment right above yours with 2.4k likes
@Coconut Pal 1:43
Because they're looking right at you
I love the way they shaded him. Instead of cell shaded, it's smooth but made of little dots.
Gotta love that half-tone screen
2:52
"Do animals talk in this dimension. I don't wanna freak him out."
-SpiderHam
Kid: just dies
@@Omelander that’s ganke (I think)
@@aclosedanddiscontinuedchan124 It is.
Puerco araña puerco araña al mal ataca con su telaraña su colita redondita y da besitos con su trompita mirar es el puerco araña
He just freak him out😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
0:39 I love how he’s face planted into the screen board when Peter asks Noir how he got here. 😂
Love the pfp.
4:42 I love how tombstone doesn’t take Noir’s hat off but just readjusts it to be on his head properly
haha wtf why
I guess he likes good looks
@@sont4040 exaggerated swag
@@nikenick360 the exaggerated swagger of a black and white man
@@hunt1ngh0und lol that is true equality
0:26 in german he says "I like to fight bad guys"
This comment is severely underatted
D a m n
HELP IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE
In Japanese it's the same. "Warui yatsura" indeed.
Omg
0:19 I love how Noir and Peni look at Ham like “Bro wtf???”
OMG I never realized that. As soon as he said "pig" they noticed it lol
0:21 A spider bited by pig xD
@@Lilawereyeah that’s literally his comic origins. It’s stupid as hell 😂
They both gave him that stare
i love how noir, in comparison to the other spider-people, has a combat style less based on primarily using agility and web to aplify dodging and weaving to find an opening, and instead just all out brawling using his web and superior agility to support his skill in direct hand-to-hand combat, it really gives him a lot of uniqueness as a spiderman
I'm just a little disappointed they didn't give him his guns
1:21 *SURPRISE ATTACK*
Miles gets up
*SURPRI-*
*Can you close off your feelings so you don’t get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?*
Perfect cut
The second surprise always gets me lol
why does he rap after that?
Miles: I didn't listen to spider sense
Tobey: first time?
At 3:01 he took the time and energy to turn around and do a salute to Miles.
I love this dude.
Noir may be one of the most notorious Spider-Menaces of the SpiderVerse but he’s not heartless
Never noticed that amazing detail till now
@@miichxlle0569 I have another fun fact I learned tonight and another Spider-Man UA-cam video comments section: at the end of Spider-Man 2 and Doctor octopus drowns after sacrificing himself, on the right of the screen you can see his glasses floating down as well
I think it was a tip if the hat, same meaning tho.
That’s so cool
4:40 that was such a sick move, if i had to choose one of them for a bar fight it would be Noir
And then he yeets a focking CAR at him
Given that in the 1930s naziism was on the rise in America (they literally had fucking rallies that thousands of people would show up to) I'd like to think he's had a lot of practice beating up Nazis in bar fights.
APPLESAUCE!
He PULLED that car with such little effort. Bro was casual about it.
Ya hard boiled turtle slapper
1:22 "SURPRISE!" **literally punches a child in the face**
Lol this guy was amazing
I have a problem. I’ve rewind this like 30 times please help.
Fun fact: since 2099 only appeared in the credits scene, Noir is the only member of the group with Raimi-style organic webbing
Wait, he's got an organic web?
@@uncharted_bread he does in the comics at least
@@tuckerbowen4626 huh strange. In the PS4 game, he had web shooters
@@uncharted_bread wasn't Noir just an alternate skin in that game?
@@tuckerbowen4626 well yes, but still
3:48 the way he just stands there in the background 😂
He went into a mini coma
"This is like a train wreck; disastrous but I can't look away."
He's a formal man
He looks so awkward 💀💀
He was having post traumatic flashes
1:22 is basically just Nickolas Cage punching a child in the face.
I mean he’s already punched a woman while dressed like a bear so this was the only logical next step
@@Bored_Dionysus what
@@kobieharrison8931 there’s a movie he did called Wicker man where he does that… plus it’s Nic Cage why wouldn’t he do that?
@@Bored_Dionysus Good cit.
SHUT UP, YEEEESSSSS!!!!
2:07 "thats a pretty hardcore origin story" gets me everytime😂
Especially when you know his origin story.
@@cyriellequirion8883what's his origin story?
@@twilimess Well...among other things, his uncle Ben was eaten alive by the Vulture under the orders of the Goblin.
@@cyriellequirion8883 Good god..
@@twilimess Yeah.
3:39 Can we just take a moment to appreciate how *Good* Noir Looks in a cute white bow tie? Easily the most fashioned of the spiders in the film.
You're goddamn right
Spooder people have a way to look cute/attractive in stuff they're wearing, even if it could be ridiculous by normal standards.
That's how you know they superheroes 😔
it's that easy
I also like how in that whole seen he's just in the back with that plate
he has the drip
Peter B. Parker: *depressed*
Spider-Man Noir: *even more depressed*
I mean it is the great depression and WW1 is still taking a toll on everyone and WW2 will happen soon in his dimension
@@alumlovescake That sucks big time
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but his uncle ben was literally *eaten* by the vulture
Hardcore origin story
@@derekg5006 For what i know it's never mentioned in his comics, it was a Spider-Man Dimensions only thing. But hey, that's the only version of the story available so i guess it's kind of canon
@@Pejo-Bun He has his own dedicated comic u know. OR maybe maybe you knew and I am just a dum dum
Noir is the most emotionally complex character in this film, and he only has 5 and a half minutes.
That scene where he comforts penny is so telling of his character, yeah he's brutal, his whole schtick is he beats up nazis but he's still spidey, helping others is what spideys do.
This movie is also just incredible in its own right so.
Lol? No?
Nobody. Change. The. Like. Number.
The symbolism of the rubix cube was so simple and so obvious but that's why it was genius
Well yeah, that's what a "Noir" is. An emotionally complex character who's stuck in a lose-lose situation.
Spider-Man + Batman = Spider Noir
It's interesting how although Spider Noir doesn't feel emotions, he's very sympatheic. Like when he gives Miles a comforting shrug at 1:37 and how at 4:53 he asks if she's okay after losing her partner.
Noir's darkness is real when he doesn't go around wasting it to feel exclusively brooding. He knows pain and suffering among the people around him, corruption, and all the things the world has taken from him.
It's what makes him feel more mature than a run in the mill Spidey
Headcanon: Spider-Noir had a gun on him the whole time he was in Miles’ universe but never used it.
It looks like he’s gonna pull it out at 2:16. With it being close quarters with a lot of allies AND aunt may in the same room he figured it’d be a bad idea.
He probably didn't do that because the spider gang would've got mad that he killed 4 people
@@DreamerDeceiver76 three actually tombstone over there is bulletproof.
Also Doc Ock, Scorpion and Prowler are really mobile and can easily dodge, and a lot of the Spider-People have had their close relatives taken from them by a gun
0:23 he has a gun so you might be right
Hmm a man in this comment section named greyfang said the same thing. Maybe great minds think alike.
2:07 we can all agree that that is one of the best lines of the whole movie
Says the Spider-Man that had his uncle EATEN ALIVE BY VULTURE!
I didn't know about his origin but I laughed out loud for a minute, especially when Penny slaps his arm.
The best part is, he’s not being sarcastic or mean
That and “We don’t pick the ballroom, we just dance.”
All of Noir’s lines are one of the best lines of the whole movie
The perfect man doesn't exi-
Spider-noir: SURPRISE ATTACK
Nah, you thinking of
*The Black-Suited Spider-Man*
@@curtisleblanc5897 see ya chump
@@curtisleblanc5897 "You want forgiveness? Get religion"
@@chitchi8569 Oh, boy, yeah.
This comment killed me
"Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just bumping gums? You hard-boiled turtle slapper!"
The fight at 4:38 literally only lasts 6 seconds but it's for some reason one of the most satisfying scenes in the movie to me.
his insults and how he just full on fist fights him is awesome
*YA HARD BOILED TURTLE SLAPPER*
*A P P L E S A U S E*
He fucking killed a man
@@jutsumaniac4569 that was actually a curse word-
*he was cursing*
1:44 "He's lookin right at us while we talk about him." That line still gets me every time 😂
Shit was evil 😂
Love him for this reason
I love him😂
Oh you meant *literally* every moment he's on screen.
Also, I know Peter B is the obvious dad of the group, but Noir carrying around the two smaller characters is such dad energy too.
@@dragonairdragon6173 That's fair
noir is like the awesome uncle
Every family needs a cool uncle. Even Miles had that. (He was also a villain, but still.)
He did seem to have that when he was comforting peni after what happened to Sp//dr.
@@Montesama314 uncle villains are the coolest uncles
“We don’t pick the ballroom. We just dance” is the hardest line in the spider-verse