Gustav is legendary. Still yet to be captured and has avoided being detained by humans on several occasions. The third largest Croc recorded in history, but the most gangster of them all.
Bruh dude is third, what is this,he is literally the akaza of crocodiles . Now I can literally imagine the 2nd largest crocodile bullying him while the largest one just stays in the corner while sometimes saying shit like "I LIKE MEN" 🤣🤣🤣
@@daka001 lol You're funny... The older a Croc gets the more armor like their plates become... They're PERFECT killing machines... 😅 they've used guns, rifles, and even grenades on this ancient bastard and he's STILL ALIVE...
giving a wild animal a name because of their status in the wild makes it feel like a raid boss, or more specifically the unique monsters in the xenoblade games
Thats why Rick never named the Rat, even though it was an exeptionally large rat with unique scars and markings... because to Rick, rat aont special...
Do a story on Shamrock bro. He's an Aussie Croc. Absolute maniac croc, was run over by a truck, presumed dead, when they tried to move he attacked the rescue workers, he ended up with a metal plate on top of his head. I remember seeing him as a kid at Koorana Crocodile Farm near Yeppoon and he absolutely terrified me, the thought of him still sends a shiver up my spine.
I love when hippo poke crocodile like - " Hey it's my time for sun bathing it's your turn to go swim " and crocodile like - " alright man " and started swim .
@@rudrapratap5130 Normal hippo is more than enough to any crocodile. No hippos were afraid of Gustave, it's just typical fairy tales by people who try to see animals as human characters🤦♂️
@@rudrapratap5130 There is no valid case of Gustave killing adult hippo, so if such is claimed in some documentary, they are just spreading stories. I think that there is a case with baby hippo. Even adult females hippos are twice the size of Gustave.
I wonder who would win between average sperm whale Gustave Edit: yeah obviously this is stupid question and I purposely did this, now you can shut up because there's already people who answered
We don't know but most likely not.. The sightings stopped a long time ago. Some hunters claim they killed him but the reports didn't match up to the beast. So he might still be there and growing longer and bigger, or he might be dead
"You are done...fired...do not show your face at my sunbathing place again" "I will eat your wife, I will eat your son, I will eat your infant daughter" 🐊
Hippos when theirs normal crocodiles:can I lie down where your sunbathing hippos when Gustav comes:you can lie down with your fellow crocodiles and not us😅
Gustav probably the closest current day example of how large and terrifying an actual dinosaur era Croc would be. That mf was HUGE and he didn’t take shit from ANYBODY
Too bad it's a bullshit story. Any large bull hippo would still break Gustav into pieces. They fold adult Nile crocs into 2 separate pieces.. like a wallet. Big bull male hippos will bite a lot of water craft in 2 if they perceive them as a threat to the baby hippos in the area. This story is complete fiction.
@@THISISLolesh yes he was. His weight wold have been over a ton. His length estimated well over 20 plus feet. His aggression was far worse than the average crocodile. Hence his legendary status 😂
@DnA Reptiles the ones who don't learn life lessons...who don't conquer the the obstacles..N go around it n avoid it all cost..they keep hitting their head...
I saw a documentary about Gustave killing and eating a full grown hippo Gustave took one bite and split the hippo in 2 pieces and with 2 more bites and the hippo was in his stomach
😂 Gustav is such a fitting name. just sounds like someone I wouldn't want to mess with. ps I just read through the comments and I seen someone said something pretty similar😁
I saw that documentary and Gustave literally had the crocs that were in their prime as his entourage. He was probably as big as a full-grown female hippopotamus. He probably struck fear into the bull hippopotamus. Absolutely ancient
@@ronj7658 saltwater crocodiles are the most aggressive crocs,, the largest land predators, and the most dangerous predators in the world. Saltwater crocodiles are known to hunt and eat great whites and other sharks species, along with being relatively massive with many specimens averaging 18-20 feet in length, with the largest ever recorded being Lolong, the infamous legendary crocodile who was said to have killed an eaten many people including small children, and was 23 feet and weigh over a ton. Gustav, the infamous Nile crocodile that every hippo fears, isn't even as big as the average saltwater crocodile, measuring only 18 feet at most and weighing around a ton or so. If hippos are afraid of a Nile croc of that size, then there's no doubt a much more aggressive and larger saltwater crocodile can handle hippos and even other Nile crocs in Africa. Bigger size and more aggression will always win you the game in the wild.
Once people give an individual Animal an name, you know they mean business
Raid boss. Level 💀???
Literally all pets
@@Cbd_7ohm😂😂😂
@@Cbd_7ohmSolo Leveling reference? Lol
His name is… Rudy
If a wild animal has a name, you'll hear boss music when you see it.
Lv 120 field boss
I hate hearing the boss/battle music and not seeing anyone around😅😂
And a health bar above your screen
I’m thinking the guitar riff to Bad To the Bone
Fuck, I love Xenoblade
The Croc told that baby hippo, "you ain't that guy yet, chief."
Hustle Man's voice 🙏🏾
I’m number 500. 🎉😂
😂😂😂
@@blackjesus6433 5th floor
@ShortTrollerit’s actually not💀
When hippos see Gustav they understand the human phrase
'Why do I hear boss music'
Ahhh yeah... because as an Aussie I'm just simply NOT traumatized ENOUGH from flippin' crocs and crap !!! 😂😂
Opposite Gustave hears boss music when he's near hippos
Nah Hippos weigh twice as much if not more than Gustave bruh. Gustave’s size is all he has going for him and Hippo still is bigger and stronger 💀
A 20 foot croc bit is about 8,000 pounds of bite force hippo is not surviving that. I
Agreed hippos weight three time as much plus bulls are very agressive gustave won't play around @@Propain4eva
Gustav is legendary. Still yet to be captured and has avoided being detained by humans on several occasions. The third largest Croc recorded in history, but the most gangster of them all.
He has also survived getting shot in the face 3 times
The irl SCP-682 💀
@@lightningrose3654 Gustav is the devil incarnate. He throws up gang signs everywhere he swims. LOL
Bruh dude is third, what is this,he is literally the akaza of crocodiles .
Now I can literally imagine the 2nd largest crocodile bullying him while the largest one just stays in the corner while sometimes saying shit like "I LIKE MEN" 🤣🤣🤣
@@desolatedrazy1010 leave the house man
You know Gustav was a force to be reckoned with when HIPPOPOTAMUSES of all animals don’t mess with him
Elephant doesn't give a fuck
Its not true though.
@@nicks1222223 True but could injure the trunk thus killing it
@Nicholas S I mean is that relevant though?
@@TONyjustRoCks depends.. I thought the video made it out like hippo was king it's the elephant especially a male.. You do have a good point..
Crocodile :
Hippo : Heh lizard
Gustav :
Hippo : Sorry for bothering sir
Gustav was like: Back in my day i ate up a T-Rex , now get out the way!
Gustav is certified Dinosaur
All gators and crocs are certified dinosaurs technically lol they are ancient species 😊
@@smmfdftbh I assume they already knew that lol
@@callmesin6701 hopefully lol
@@smmfdftbh birds:
@@smmfdftbh gators and crocs arent dinosaurs
Gustav: the Chuck Norris of crocodiles.
Just need a .303 , the Chuck Norris of rifles ,
Fuck Chuck Norris better to say the Bruce Lee of Crocs 🤷🏽♂️
Facts lol
😂
@@daka001 lol You're funny... The older a Croc gets the more armor like their plates become... They're PERFECT killing machines... 😅 they've used guns, rifles, and even grenades on this ancient bastard and he's STILL ALIVE...
Everybody gansta until Gustav decides to go on the bank for a sunbath and have his mouth open. What a legend.
Nobody cares about Gustav. We're busy trying to figure out how to save America from the Democrat Party of Slavery & Greed.
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Gustav looks like he an absolute unit
He's well known as a man eater having eaten approximately 200-300 people. He's about 80 years old.
Gustav is forklift certified!
Gustav is the forklift
Forklift? Who the fuck calls a Wheelyboi uppybringer a forklift?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
God damn right he is
@@ghostpatriot2370 lmao
When a croc is the size of a hippo it is truly deserving of the name”gustav”
Gustav being an average everyday german name💀
@@xeibei4804 i thought it was name of some french chef.💀
My name is Gustavo but u call me gus 💀
The gustav gun of nazi Germany :👍
@@rage8673 Here’s me thinking it was Mexican 🍷🗿
Gustav is the don who came up the hard way. Disrespecting Gustav is like disrespecting Vito Corleone.
Gustav was just build different.
Like he had the spirit of a Deinosuchus (ancient mega crocodile).
When Gustave speaks, the Hippos say, "Yes Sir."
But dude even the smallest adult hippo is bigger than Gustave...
@@Bwv1046 humans are bigger than alligators, I would still move out of the way
@@IDoBeSmarter Humans aren't bigger than saltwater crocodiles
@@YRO. he didn’t say that humans were bigger than crocodiles
Because he is Gustave Fring
No one named Gustav can be a weakling
Exactly
There is even a rocket launcher named Gustav
@@jumbo9386 damn. For real bro you're pretty cool.
There's a railway gun called the Gustav Gun in ww2, it weigh 1000 tons and the shells is the size of an suv
Gustavo Fring
Gustave ain't playin'
Gustav arrives like jacked Tyson
Gustav: "I was informed there was a hippo problem on our bank today?"
Hippos: (placing crocs back on the bank) "no sir! No hippo problems here"
This comment is legendary!!!
Hippos DEPOSITiNG the crocs back in the bank lol
There should be some kinda adaptation of this into a movie or story
ayooo that one tickled me
This was legitimately funny, thank you 😂
And then he opened a fried hippo restaurant called "los hippos hermanos" and is the top meth lord today
Good one
🤣
😂😂😂
And then gustav became a gun that weighed 1000 tons
@@porkwop9171 nice tie in, You on strike right now?
Gustav is literally built like ‘fuck around, find out’
The baby hippo sitting on the croc was so cute and impressive
giving a wild animal a name because of their status in the wild makes it feel like a raid boss, or more specifically the unique monsters in the xenoblade games
Gustav wasn't a raid boss, Gustav was a ganker, killing just cause he could and there wasn't a damn thing you could do to stop him
Thats why Rick never named the Rat, even though it was an exeptionally large rat with unique scars and markings... because to Rick, rat aont special...
Raid boss 😂😂😂😂😂
@@jamieclarke2694 PICKLE RICK!
When Gustave speaks, the Hippos say, " *Yes Chef* "
Gustav was definitely the main character, probably watched his mom get killed by a hippo and decided to enact vengeance
Do a story on Shamrock bro. He's an Aussie Croc. Absolute maniac croc, was run over by a truck, presumed dead, when they tried to move he attacked the rescue workers, he ended up with a metal plate on top of his head. I remember seeing him as a kid at Koorana Crocodile Farm near Yeppoon and he absolutely terrified me, the thought of him still sends a shiver up my spine.
That's hardcore af! 😱🤯
you know you're a boss when you approach a bunch of 8plus foot crocs and start pushing them out of your way to sunbathe
I do that.
No, you don't. He was talking about the animals, not the shoes.
@claudioserafino9910 who the hell has 8ft long feet is my question
@@theanimal0256 Someone you don't want to mess with
Gustav be like "shut the fu-k up"... but when he leave.. the hippos be talkin again 😂😂
Cuz that Gustav bite will make a hippos d*ck hang sideways, and that ain't cool fool, cuz it's FRIDAY 🤣
Nice Friday reference 😂
SCP 682 IRL:
Aye yoooooo😂😂😂😂😂
Lol...😂
There was a Hippo named Dave that none of the crocs would mess with. I have a video about him on my other channel
With a name like Dave all I can hear is "ALVIN!" 😅😂🤣
I love when hippo poke crocodile like - " Hey it's my time for sun bathing it's your turn to go swim " and crocodile like - " alright man " and started swim .
Everybody’s a gangsta till Gustav turns up !
Then hippo stomped him to submission🤣🤣
@@tindikukka 😂
@@rudrapratap5130 Normal hippo is more than enough to any crocodile. No hippos were afraid of Gustave, it's just typical fairy tales by people who try to see animals as human characters🤦♂️
@@tindikukka That's what I was thinking but I did hear in the documentary that gustavo killed adult hippo. May be that was fake.
@@rudrapratap5130 There is no valid case of Gustave killing adult hippo, so if such is claimed in some documentary, they are just spreading stories. I think that there is a case with baby hippo. Even adult females hippos are twice the size of Gustave.
Gustave is legendary.
Yup
I wonder who would win between average sperm whale Gustave
Edit: yeah obviously this is stupid question and I purposely did this, now you can shut up because there's already people who answered
@@mr.google7364 a sperm whale is destroying gustave💀
@@mr.google7364 Gustave isn't SCP 682 lmao
Gustave is planetary+ what is y’all on 🤦♂️
I bet Gustav don't countdown til his birthday or complain about getting old or fixing his face or body.
Hippos, Water, Crocodiles, Beaches, in the beginning the four nations lived in harmony until Gustav attacked
Everyone gangster until Gustav shows up😂
I'd like to know more about Gustave and if he's still alive
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I was chillin with him the other day kickin back taking some shots. He’s very misunderstood, Gustave just wants friends but everyone fears him.
@@JeffersonSteelflexx 😂
We don't know but most likely not..
The sightings stopped a long time ago. Some hunters claim they killed him but the reports didn't match up to the beast.
So he might still be there and growing longer and bigger, or he might be dead
He is probably dead
“Gustav has entered the chat”
Hippo: "this is our water"
Gustav: "that ain't gonna work for me brother"
It’s like two enemy mafia organizations living in the same neighborhood, with Gustaf as mob boss.
Gustav is not the boss he's the muscle, he's Anthony Spilotro or Sammy the bull. He's the guy you call when you go to the mattresses.
@@claudioserafino9910 love it! That’s hilarious!😂
I’d steer clear of all of them!
They call me gus👴🏿
🤣
"You are done...fired...do not show your face at my sunbathing place again"
"I will eat your wife, I will eat your son, I will eat your infant daughter" 🐊
Bruh, I can't with the Breaking Bad references bro🤣 these are too hilarious
Eventually hippos do a Sheldon and say you’re sitting in my spot
Gustav was a badass til Henry the Hippo arrived
When Gustave swam by, everybody got outta the water.
gotta swim around the elephants
Negative
Hippos formed a wall barrier protecting there backside Gustav wouldn't dare
They were playing Hungry Hungry Hippos on that one croc 💀💀
Gustav is certified as a gigachad
You know something is terrifying when a hippo gets out the way.
if a hippo is scared of gustav u know he has to be big
20' - 24' depending on the source.
Not something you are just going to walk up on with a tape measure and say "hold still"....
He actually isn’t… this is clickbait
No hippo is scared of crocodile. Even bigger crocodiles than Gustave are dwarfed by hippos.
@@tindikukkahow would you know hippos won't be scared, and you don't know how big Gustave is.
@@eDryden97Gustave is huge, I watch wildlife documentarys
He's Gustav. He'll only come out at night, the lean and hungry type.
😮Oh...😮oh..here he comes!😗
Sadly, I am old enough to get this reference.
Those crocodiles are fucking huge. Makes american ones look small.
When Hippos sees a bulletproof crocodile...
"Understandable, have a nice day 😊"
Gustav Wick...the Baba Yaga of Nile crocs🐊
Gustave wanted all of the smoke from the hippos. He was the Deebo of that bank, lol😂😂😂
Everyone's a gangsta until Gustav pull up
Gustav; that's a gangsta name for a gangsta croc. 💀
Everyone gangsta until Gustav pulls up
That's because Gustav was huge. No one wanted Gustav's wrath
How badass you gotta be for a Nile croc to not wanna mess with you.
You know when the croc has a name he means business.
Hippos are so badass messing with dinosaurs.
Gustav is like that guy in school who no one messes with him.
croc like “ heyyyy control your kid”
Gustave has yet to be confirmed deceased.
No, actually Gustav brought the hippos more together to form a bigger barrier to keep the huge croc at bay. Hippos do not know what fear is.
idk what you're stating but hippos fear croc
Correct
💯
Everybody gangsta’ til’ Gustav stops by…
Hippos are underrated.
Fakking high mobility, super armor tanks.
"Last chance to take a look at me, Hippo"
🛎🛎🛎
HOOHH!!-
*BOOM*
Gustav the maneater,terror of the swamp, decimator of hippos. What a legend
I choose to believe Gustav had a full mustache.
Aint no crocodile messing with a full grown hippo land or water
Bro, Gustav may be out there. No one knows for sure if he's dead.
Gustav be singing "Move b*tch, get out the way, get out the way, b*tch get out the way"
And the Hippos be singing "They see me rolling, they hating".
the guy has a dark souls boss name. i need more gustav lore
Crocodile: but you can call me Gus 👔🍗🐔
Hippos when theirs normal crocodiles:can I lie down where your sunbathing hippos when Gustav comes:you can lie down with your fellow crocodiles and not us😅
Gustav probably the closest current day example of how large and terrifying an actual dinosaur era Croc would be. That mf was HUGE and he didn’t take shit from ANYBODY
Too bad it's a bullshit story. Any large bull hippo would still break Gustav into pieces. They fold adult Nile crocs into 2 separate pieces.. like a wallet. Big bull male hippos will bite a lot of water craft in 2 if they perceive them as a threat to the baby hippos in the area. This story is complete fiction.
"hippos can do a lot of damage" is absolutely the understatement of the century, theyll bite u in half 💀
"The only thing they fear is you."
When a common enemy gets a unique name, thats some boss battle sht
There's no way adult male hippo which weight up to 2 tons afraid of Gustave which only around 950kg.
He was literally a different beast
@@trenosman844 No.
@@THISISLolesh yes he was. His weight wold have been over a ton. His length estimated well over 20 plus feet. His aggression was far worse than the average crocodile. Hence his legendary status 😂
@@thomatherton5759 He was still just a large crocodile and therefore unable to prey on hippos which are far too strong and large.
@@THISISLolesh eye witnesses say different. But it's your opinion on the matter vs what is stated and seen.
Gustav came through whistling like Omar from the Wire
The one hippo weighing 4x gustaves weight
Gustav is an understatement on how big he really is. Bigger than some cars.
Lolong n Gustave...were killing machine..eliminating evil people...legendary....
Evil people?
@DnA Reptiles the ones who don't learn life lessons...who don't conquer the the obstacles..N go around it n avoid it all cost..they keep hitting their head...
@@lavafireground9758 what's N?
@JonDonDuck ok ,bro, And
@@lavafireground9758 They both ate children and fishermen trying to make a living.
Gustave needs to be in a phonk walk meme because he's basically doom slayer as an animal
Gustav: I will break you
Hippo: We have Thermite.
I saw a documentary about Gustave killing and eating a full grown hippo Gustave took one bite and split the hippo in 2 pieces and with 2 more bites and the hippo was in his stomach
Yup
Damn , that crazy with one bite
That's probably a lie
@@dnareptiles95 Bro why are you pushing this lie?
Biggest ever hippo was far beginning than gustave
literally a clash of titans, would've been badass to see
It’s really that the crocs don’t mess with the hippos. The hippos don’t eat crocs. The crocs are just an annoyance to the hippos.
There's a Gustav in every crowd.
😂 Gustav is such a fitting name. just sounds like someone I wouldn't want to mess with. ps I just read through the comments and I seen someone said something pretty similar😁
People could have named him Adolf or maybe Godzilla!
That is why elephant would only cross the river when there’s a full of hippos
Hippos and crocodiles are both as cute as they are terrifying
I saw that documentary and Gustave literally had the crocs that were in their prime as his entourage. He was probably as big as a full-grown female hippopotamus. He probably struck fear into the bull hippopotamus. Absolutely ancient
Big Gustav was like Debo of the Animal kingdom.
Until the bull elephant shows up. Which would be hulk vs debo.
Elephant: Hmm, where is the crocs.
Gustav: I need to be careful with elephants.
Gustav's got street cred
Gustav is basically Killer Croc. Only way to deal with him is call in Batman
Imagine hippos meeting the biggest saltwater croc
No salt water Croc is as ferocious as Gustav.
@HaemaFeast no they're not. Have you seen the nile crocodile documentaries?
@HaemaFeast I'll like to see how a salty survives in the serengeti. Being the loners that they are, they would get ambushed by Nile crocs and hippos.
@HaemaFeast where? Show me the video.
@@ronj7658 saltwater crocodiles are the most aggressive crocs,, the largest land predators, and the most dangerous predators in the world. Saltwater crocodiles are known to hunt and eat great whites and other sharks species, along with being relatively massive with many specimens averaging 18-20 feet in length, with the largest ever recorded being Lolong, the infamous legendary crocodile who was said to have killed an eaten many people including small children, and was 23 feet and weigh over a ton. Gustav, the infamous Nile crocodile that every hippo fears, isn't even as big as the average saltwater crocodile, measuring only 18 feet at most and weighing around a ton or so. If hippos are afraid of a Nile croc of that size, then there's no doubt a much more aggressive and larger saltwater crocodile can handle hippos and even other Nile crocs in Africa. Bigger size and more aggression will always win you the game in the wild.