That's one of my favourite jerma-isms.... When he goes like "yeah I could totally do that thing in 10 minutes. Definitely like 15- 20 minutes. 25 minutes, its so easy"
That's about 2 pounds of food excluding a drink and fries. I would be shocked if it wasn't common knowledge that Jerma cannot eat in front of people and can only eat in his eating cupboard
Jerma walks a very fine line between crazy enough to not be normal, and sane enough to be believable. I can never tell if it's a bit or not, he's perfectly calm throughout everything
"If i'm feeling frosty, i'll get a big mac and maybe a 10 piece." You have no idea how activated I got when he implied that for dessert he got more processed meat.
I love the disparity between Ludwig's viewers going " haha that's so much food " and jermas chat going " you're right He's INSANE HES A FUCKING PSYCHO HELL EAT YOU TOO "
It’s always super easy to spot the viewers who have been exposed to Jerma for long enough. On your first watch you’re just like “lol so wacky.” 3 months later and you’re in some obscure comment section typing “THIS DUDE IS FUCKED” in all caps.
@@juneb5076 Rough translation from the original Jerman: "I am going to purchase several burgers and/or chicken sandwiches from the fast food chain McDonald's, which I will then consume to the point that I am almost physically ill. At that point I will most likely move on to pleasuring myself."
@@bmkbbk123 yeah especially because Jerma is starting to talk really strange especially in his recent streams, any non regular Jerma viewer hears as gibberish I hear.
People legit order like that often, usually because they have a list written down what each person wanted and they didn't bother parsing the information beforehand and just read word for word down the list.
@@ohno-wi1vb he said he would gift 500 million subs if he missed a really easy shot as a joke, but he fucked it up and went $2.5 billion into debt to chat. there were a bunch of other bets and challenges to add or take away from the debt but for the most part he just kept making it worse.
I love how confusing Jerma made it. He said at first 4 mcchickens and 1 Big Mac Then said 2 MC chickens , 2 cheeseburgers and 1 Big Mac But he meant 4 MC chickens, 2 cheeseburgers and 1 Big Mac for it to be 7 sandwiches
Check out his content! He's super funny and puts an insane amount of effort &/or production value into what he does 😁 A good place to start might be his Dollhouse Stream, where he acted out being a sims character in a massive set of the house, doing improv with the Twitch chat controlling his actions
As someone who has watched Jerma since 2011 it makes me happy seeing him get more and more popular the dude is a talented sweetheart and I'm happy hes getting the attention he deserves
Big Mac? Alright, two doubles? Both of those are my normal meal from McDonald's after a extremely heavy workout... but the McChickens? Those things always taste weird.
There's something odd seeing no one recognise Jerma, he was basically the funniest Team Fortress 2 UA-camr, alongside STAR_, the best comedic duo on UA-cam, and the Ludwig fans have seemingly never heard of him :/
Ludwig is many times bigger than Jerma, it's easy to assume everyone has been watching Twitch/YT for like 10 years but it Twitch really blew up last year an insane amount, so most of these people have to be new. Ludwig and MCYT people had the content that people wanted to see at the time but every community is growing quickly, so just welcome the new viewers to your favourite stream :)
Don't worry, Ludwig isn't real, he is only a figment of Jerma's imagination just like the rest of us. This INSANE PSYCHO is just TALKING TO HIMSELF locked up in SOME PRISON CELL.
Jerma giving me some Wendell vibes here (from key and peele) wonder if during his orders he "gauges the room" for what "everybody" wants to have as well :')
I like how he essentially recreates Big Smoke's order. Two number 9s -> Two McDoubles Number 9 Large -> Big Mac Number 6 with extra dip -> 10 Nuggets Two number 45s, one with cheese -> Two McChickens Large soda -> presumably he also gets a drink with all this food
"If I'm feeling frosty" he sometimes doesn't even feed his guests.
He'll eat his guests
Its actually a code for his frozen victims inside his fridges
"Guests" he's speaking about his inner worms. Pray he never mentions the outer ones.
They're not guests if they can't leave
Oh we're going into this topic again
It's a normal thing to not feed your guests in some countries, like the Netherlands, or Sweden
“I got you guys 10 McNuggets” he says to his 15 guests
They gotta split each of them up into thirds so they can each have two thirds, and then Jerma inhales them by accident
@@raidedsalt7110 The guests or the chicken
@@zbyboggy3873 At this point, it's anyone's guess
@@zbyboggy3873 both
*captives
I love how confident Jerma always sounds when listing his go-to order only to change his list every retelling
That's one of my favourite jerma-isms....
When he goes like "yeah I could totally do that thing in 10 minutes. Definitely like 15- 20 minutes. 25 minutes, its so easy"
@@sapphire4310 agreed. Probably an adhd-ism, or jerma's just such a psycho only he has those as intensely
Feminine men change the the facts based on how they feel. Just like a woman.
He didnt actually change it this time he just changed the order of things
@@arandomsupra Did he not change from 2x2 mcchickens to 2 mcchickens and 2 mcdoubles?
You know when Jerma says "it's pretty normal" you're about to hear the most unhinged shit in the world
This man can be elected president right now.
I could see myself ordering that just for me. And then proceeding to eat it over the course of 2 and 1/2 meals, lol.
He’s a really normal person in reality, chat just, well. They spend their time in a twitch chat all day.
Life is pain I hate
@@ZillaYT. This meal ain't normal lol
I hope the Ludwig viewers who never see Jerma know that this isnt an isolated clip he's like this *every* stream
he's even *worse* on his own stream
They ain't ready for the inventor of the Cuban Clock Cleaner.
I was shocked and entertained by the short, now i’m terrified and curious.
@@AZunon if you enter the jerma rabbit hole, just know that there is no turning back!
If this is his normal diet he's gonna have heart failure.
You know its gonna be good when he starts out with "Its pretty normal-".
Someone needs to make a compilation on this!
Anytime jerma utters those words it follows with hell
but it is
Jerma the type of guy to order 5 whoppers, and then 5 more whoppers
and he'll know if you gave him 10 whoppers
he wants 5 whoppers, he wants so too
Jerma had to ask every personality in his mind what they wanted
And half of them couldn't make up their mind.
this is such an underrated comment
@@richardmoore609that word play is just immaculate, "half of them couldn't make up his mind' chefs kiss right there
It's hard to focus when mr green constantly yells at him to get gambling
I imagine this comment like the skills in Disco Elysium, each one of them a voice in Jerma's head asking him for something from McDonald's
INSANE streamer orders SEVERAL SANDWICHES on the REGULAR, eats ALL OF THEM
Number 7, streamer get hungry and eats seven sandwiches
isn't that the same dude who killed one of his viewers with an AI generated image and then proceeded to eat their corpse live on camera?
@@SethMann002 ... what?
is this the guy that ZERKED off on stream?
@@SethMann002 you got a link?
That's about 2 pounds of food excluding a drink and fries. I would be shocked if it wasn't common knowledge that Jerma cannot eat in front of people and can only eat in his eating cupboard
not the eating cupboard 🙈
I shudder to think what would happen if he did not eat in his eating cupboard
"eating cupboard" might be the most innocuous, disturbing shit I've ever imagined.
He also can only zerk off in his zerk off cardboard box
Jerma walks a very fine line between crazy enough to not be normal, and sane enough to be believable. I can never tell if it's a bit or not, he's perfectly calm throughout everything
Patrick Bateman
Patrick batman
Partridge bartman
Porridge Baitmen
Patrick Star
"If i'm feeling frosty, i'll get a big mac and maybe a 10 piece."
You have no idea how activated I got when he implied that for dessert he got more processed meat.
activated
@@theMyRadiowasTakenreally activates my almonds
I am so fucking unreasonably upset he didn't turn that into a McFlurry pun
@@DoubLL Activates my anger
@@DoubLLactivates my acne
Jerma is a growing boy, he needs his food.
Not the whole damn menu 😂😂😂😂
It’s not working
"Food"
Not enough, he's still short
Growing belt sizes it looks like
I love the disparity between Ludwig's viewers going " haha that's so much food " and jermas chat going " you're right He's INSANE HES A FUCKING PSYCHO HELL EAT YOU TOO "
the duality of man
The Duality of Twitch Chat: Insanity and Lesser Insanity
It’s always super easy to spot the viewers who have been exposed to Jerma for long enough. On your first watch you’re just like “lol so wacky.” 3 months later and you’re in some obscure comment section typing “THIS DUDE IS FUCKED” in all caps.
*Have I told you the definition of insanity?*
“HELL EAT YOU TOO” got me
*Jerma's chat to Ludwin's :*
... and you're lucky he's not a cannibal
i think it's more about controlling his urges most of the time because i remember what he did to the other passengers
"For your family?" is so underrated
"Gonna go get absolutely ZONKED on seven 'sandwiches' from Mickey-D's and then I'll probably zerk off."
what a fantastic comment
what does this mean?????
@@juneb5076 Rough translation from the original Jerman: "I am going to purchase several burgers and/or chicken sandwiches from the fast food chain McDonald's, which I will then consume to the point that I am almost physically ill. At that point I will most likely move on to pleasuring myself."
@@TheREALBOJACK glad the jerma community now needs translators LOL
@@bmkbbk123 yeah especially because Jerma is starting to talk really strange especially in his recent streams, any non regular Jerma viewer hears as gibberish I hear.
"I'd like two McChickens, and two... more McChickens."
And I'd like a big mac.. and two McChickens.
Lmao
“$18.34 at your first window. Thank you!”
People legit order like that often, usually because they have a list written down what each person wanted and they didn't bother parsing the information beforehand and just read word for word down the list.
My exact thoughts lmao
“now i would like to remind you that we have 30 guests so everyone can take one third of a nugget exactly”
Jerma in literally any context; "It's pretty normal"
_IT LIES AS EASILY AS IT BREATHES_
I expect nothing less from a man who pogs at a rare onion ring inside their fries from bk.
I've never been able to get Jerma saying "AWUGH, UNYUN RING" out of my head since the first time I heard him say it. 😭
Best pog 2021
Who wouldn’t pog at that?
@@jackb3822 u
@@audosis6860 How dare you accuse me of not pogging!
Ludwig: For your family?
Jerma: You know, I’m something of a family myself
lmao
How else would he sustain that dump truck?
Well he does have a family of voices in his head
Me irl
"Family of three? More like family of me"
Bro is not even getting fries or a drink or sauce
“I’ll take two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.” -Jerma, 2023
this is the last time ludwig was seen before jerma ripped off his skin and stole his organs
Your pfp makes this comment so funny
Unfunny
He does that to people
@@flixs1353 ...and that's the last record we had of FLIXS135 before the incident occurred.
When asked why he simply said "so thought he was cool" before dashing away to the Mario Kart theme
Didn't Jerma down a whole sleeve of Oreos and then vomit on his Mom's bed?
We don’t talk about that.
a roll of oreos isn't even that much, they're very small
What a despicable man
@@JermaLover never
@@evagineer9165 Only the most highly trusted government officials get access to that kind of information.
"ah y'know it's pretty normal"
_proceeds to list out a meal fit to feed a family of five_
He likes to eat man, i get it
Two McDoubles, and two McChickens. Man's making McGangbangs
It totally is though! I'm surprised no one else had commented this yet
I see Jeremy's tapeworm is doing fine.
Yeahhh
Heard it's doing business school now
Oh fuck i need to eat a lot too
so that's why Jerma is pregnant! What a sweet baby that worm will be when he gets out.
@@Sir_Bucket 🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗
eating for two ❤️
I like how he refers to his hostages as a party
I do that too
damn and i thought my big mac meal with a 4 piece was a lot of food 😭😭
dawg I'm sorry to tell you that that's just a normal amount of food
bro finna look like an above average size discord mod by the end of the week 💀
Nah his eldritch tapeworms will take care of that.
this guy has no idea about the tapeworm
“if im feeling frosty” i literally thought he was gonna say like an icecream or mcflurry but then he just goes on to name 2more meals lmfaoooo
Same
why does he talk like patrick bateman
@@SnrubSource he is patrick bateman irl
@@SnrubSource Jerma was based on patrick Bateman
@@Chillerll patrick bateman was based on jerma *
He's gotta maintain the dumpy.
Pregnancy is rough guys give him a break.
He's eating for 4, having triplets is tough 😔
"I'll have two McChickens... and two... more McChickens."
He's eating for two. Did you guys forget that he's pregnant?
💀
Don’t remind me of the fanfics
He's eating for 4, that man is growing tripletts
Scuse mui?
Jerma isn't pregnant. That's just his beer gut to go with his dancer's body.
Being a Jerma fan is a total ride because he’ll go “pretty normal” and then order for 4
This makes me feel better about my food habits. Thanks, Jerma.
If I'm FEELING a little frosty
This dude is single handedly pounding down enough food for 4 people on a regular basis. You gotta respect it.
Mate that’s just fucking lunch
@@justanotherfollower4693 bruh that just my snacks in between my main course 😮💨
bruh that's my meal for the week
@@lukasmuller1274 god damn 😭
And I thought my occasional, measly 2 McChickens was alot. This is why the U.S has a high obesity rate
Dont understand how Jerma is spending all this money on food when he’s still 1,400,000,00+ dollars in debt
I assume this is like an inside joke or something I’m not getting 😭 he’s not really right
@@ohno-wi1vb hes in debt to chat from a bet gone wrong... hes been trying to pay it off for a while now
@@ohno-wi1vb he said he would gift 500 million subs if he missed a really easy shot as a joke, but he fucked it up and went $2.5 billion into debt to chat. there were a bunch of other bets and challenges to add or take away from the debt but for the most part he just kept making it worse.
That can't be true, but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it was. lol
@@max2082 it is. he gambled his money and now he’s in debt
“It’s normal”
_proceeds to say something not normal_
It goes straight to his ass
I like how he changes his order mid conversation
I think he just misspoke
I love how confusing Jerma made it. He said at first 4 mcchickens and 1 Big Mac
Then said 2 MC chickens , 2 cheeseburgers and 1 Big Mac
But he meant 4 MC chickens, 2 cheeseburgers and 1 Big Mac for it to be 7 sandwiches
Btw I said cheeseburgers I meant McDoubles
Cheeseburger= Mcdouble
I don't know who this Jerma person is, but he's already my favorite person.
Check out his content! He's super funny and puts an insane amount of effort &/or production value into what he does 😁
A good place to start might be his Dollhouse Stream, where he acted out being a sims character in a massive set of the house, doing improv with the Twitch chat controlling his actions
Beware this guy is an ABSOLUTE PSYCHO he has on MULTIPLE occasions streamed NAKED while FURIOUSLY ZERKING OFF
watch out, you don't wanna get in his way
@@Clone-up2ge I heard he eats bananas. That’s enough to prove.
Jerma985 btw
"im feeling frosty" then proceeds to name a big mac and 10 piece
when jerma says something is "pretty normal", better get ready to have a mental breakdown over whatever the fuck he says within the next 10 seconds
Seeing Jerma socialize makes me so proud
UNHINGED MANIAC socializes with REAL people for the FIRST TIME IN YEARS
"The 10 piece is for the party" is probably the funniest thing he could have said there lmao
Yeah even if the party is just 2 more people, that means they are only getting 5 nuggets each 💀
@@patashnik1654 It's just one person with Jeremy.
Hes gotta be high
Elf ©️2003
Flashback to that one video of Jerma eating a burger while giggling like a lil sloot
I loved that bit. He really naild it
like a lil fruit*
Can't believe he hides behind the fucking burger
That’s one of my favorite jerma moments
“Oh my God… this is soooooooooo good”
Jerma: “it’s pretty normal”
* Proceeds to list an ungodly amount and combination of McDonald’s menu items *
I could eat that and be able to drink an entire chocolate shake, y'all're just weak.
Yeah mine's 2 Double Quarter Pounders a large fry a 20-piece nugget with a lot of honey mustard and then a large Sprite.
@@optimisticwatermelon fellas, is it weak to not overeat?
@@cringeposting435 Yes.
@@optimisticwatermelon explain
Obesity...
That is honestly insane lets be real
The fact that Jerma split up the four McChickens is killing me
You gotta split the McChickens!
They are buy 2 for $2 if you just buy 4 you are paying full price!
Can't have that!
each jerma clip that I watch convinces me that he is an SCP
A D-class gone SUS
it all goes to his dumptruck as-
Nah bro he is turning into big smoke
“2 McChickens, and 2… *more* McChickens.”
Dude straight up said “TWO NUMBA 9S”
A numba 9 large
@@pandoxyy a number 6 with extra dip
@@bran9019 a number 7
@@Mo0tGD two numba 45’s, one with cheese
@@toomanyhats7141 and a large soda
Jerma blowing someones face out the back of their head because they gave him 4 McChickens instead of 2 McChickens and 2 more McChickens
As someone who has watched Jerma since 2011 it makes me happy seeing him get more and more popular the dude is a talented sweetheart and I'm happy hes getting the attention he deserves
he peaked as Mr Sus
He’s the most popular streamer no one has actually seen lol
The tf2 days ahhh...... Until now he still has the same energy ever since.
The TF2 days were the best
Yeah, long live Jerma and Star 😍
PSYCHO streamer STARVES party guest while EATING like a KING
Bro orders the Caseoh light snack
Big Mac? Alright, two doubles? Both of those are my normal meal from McDonald's after a extremely heavy workout... but the McChickens? Those things always taste weird.
I... have literally made and eaten that exact order on multiple occasions... That was at peak depression and peak fatness though.
Glad it’s not the peak anymore, my friend
He's not fat somehow, but has mega stomach problems lol
@@astr0sauce metabolism i once ate 4 plus burgers, 6 plus hot dogs and fries at a friends party one time.
@@wadewilson3309 that's not gonna stop the wars your stomach will fight
God yeah. I'm just sitting here wondering why I relate to this order
“Give me 5 Whoppers, and 5…”
*”More Whoppers.”*
Jerma need to eat rice and good side dish to eat. He will be full in no time.
i genuinely need to ask, how the hell does he eat that many sandwiches and stay paper thin, what horrors are inside that thing to keep jerma thin
you just really never know how jerma is going to end his sentences
The Jerma985 meal, only $25 (2500 cal)
Try 25000 cal
@ඞ well if you'll insist on being literal, then try 2650 cal
Big smoke Jr ?
I comment from a terrible future where this is genuinely a $22 dollar order
Jerma walks in with a big bag of food and puts a few apples on the table for the party before leaving for his room.
And that'd be a party when _he_ invited them over
Like they're horses 😭
There's something odd seeing no one recognise Jerma, he was basically the funniest Team Fortress 2 UA-camr, alongside STAR_, the best comedic duo on UA-cam, and the Ludwig fans have seemingly never heard of him :/
They're just young, eventually they'll feel the same way about other people
Ludwig is many times bigger than Jerma, it's easy to assume everyone has been watching Twitch/YT for like 10 years but it Twitch really blew up last year an insane amount, so most of these people have to be new.
Ludwig and MCYT people had the content that people wanted to see at the time but every community is growing quickly, so just welcome the new viewers to your favourite stream :)
Idek what Team Fortress is-
@@jozzybeeee It’s literally what made Steam what it is today
for real I was thinkin the same thing when I saw jerma pop up on lud’s stream. Him and star r goated man. Miss those tf2 days
No way this man is real
I usually order that much tbf, but I eat it over the course of like two hours
Lud being dressed as a sailor boy is an underrated aspect to this video
Jerma interacting with other streamers feels off
he doesn’t get to collab often cuz other streamers are afraid to interact with that PSYCHO
containment breach
Don't worry, Ludwig isn't real, he is only a figment of Jerma's imagination just like the rest of us. This INSANE PSYCHO is just TALKING TO HIMSELF locked up in SOME PRISON CELL.
He switched up from a big mac to 2 mcdoubles and a big mac 😭
I mean, McDonalds burgers aren't very dense, I would eat that amount too.
Keyword: Would. Not that I'm gonna
"It's pretty normal"
Narrator: it was not at all normal
Thank you, Ron Howard.
@@garybusey9941 He made a big mistake
@@garybusey9941 who is ron howard
@@vincentmackinnon3601
The narrator of season 1-3 of Arrested Development.
@@garybusey9941 I did not know they had a narrator for that show
Jerma forgot to mention the entire sleeve of oreos
What I like to do Is order 2 McDoubles and 2 McChickens and put the McChickens in between the McDoubles.
Two McGangBangs*
Jerma giving me some Wendell vibes here (from key and peele) wonder if during his orders he "gauges the room" for what "everybody" wants to have as well :')
I like how he essentially recreates Big Smoke's order.
Two number 9s -> Two McDoubles
Number 9 Large -> Big Mac
Number 6 with extra dip -> 10 Nuggets
Two number 45s, one with cheese -> Two McChickens
Large soda -> presumably he also gets a drink with all this food
R.I.P “Number 7”
2004-2022
“If I could do it all again, I wouldn't change a thing."
He doesn’t get a drink, he has enough Jerma juice (human blood) in his fridge
I think he gets Powerade.
If he's feeling sloppy he'll get an apple pie
The apple pie is the number 7
And his large drink is a Powerade
he doesnt get a drink he drinks the tears of his victims
might have well said 2 McGangbangs, a Big Mac, and a 10 piece
i like a triple cheeseburger with a wrap of the day meal. what’s your mcdonald’s order?
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Finally someone commented this. I would've said this is my order right away
If not talking about the price I could swallow ten chicken sandwiches, with four large orders of fries, two frosties, and three or so cokes
bro i’m concerned
ngl tho mcchicken with mayo tastes amazing, just wouldn’t be able to eat more than 4
are u ok bro
What’s a frostie
@@Ziziwai a Frostie
Nowadays, that's a $50 meal.
It takes a lot of energy to phase into reality
Part of me is glad that I found someone else who does this.
The other part is worried that it happened to be the absolute psycho streamer.
reminds me of that key and peele skit where he’s ordering food for his “friends” it’s it’s just star wars figurines
fuckin stimpy too lul
OH MY GOD, CLAIRE'S DEAD!
I thought that shit was normal
bro got the munchies so much, I remember back when I used to smoke weed too I ate sooooo much I actually gained a lot of wait, glad that's over
So nice of josuke from JoJo's bizarre adventures part 8 to collab with smaller creators