Terrible Geometry Dash Ideas

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @GDColon
    @GDColon  5 років тому +4967

    ok this video is blowing up so i'll just drop three things here:
    1 - don't witch hunt, raid, or spam the website. they're just having some fun
    2 - help spread the word about my gd website, gdbrowser.com
    3 - here's a bonus clip from the video twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1195549853386002432

  • @dharrison89
    @dharrison89 3 роки тому +3878

    If you're ever feeling down, remember, it floats back.

    • @midnight2029
      @midnight2029 3 роки тому +185

      No, don't listen to him, you should really remember, it going fast to 69x speed

    • @andynilsennot4329
      @andynilsennot4329 3 роки тому +120

      No, your not going in like pause portal, but like that.

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 роки тому +92

      Throw a Partyt Å Igång!

    • @Nyankonomaly
      @Nyankonomaly 3 роки тому +58

      Well im going to go get Megan

    • @starlights3697
      @starlights3697 3 роки тому +56

      No remember, if you touch black orb you going up

  • @acrophobicmountainclimber7514
    @acrophobicmountainclimber7514 5 років тому +4376

    Grammar is on point in these posts.

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +2496

    "Geometry Dash"
    "Zheeometry Jash"
    this is it, folks
    comedy is now over

  • @SummerPineapple
    @SummerPineapple Рік тому +856

    Are we not gonna talk about how the “Floating-Back” Portal actually looks pretty cool and made respectfully?

    • @MikhailPlaysRBLX
      @MikhailPlaysRBLX Рік тому +39

      0:44 GD Colon says impossibly

    • @NIsForNick67
      @NIsForNick67 Рік тому +64

      it floats back

    • @fardmonkegaming
      @fardmonkegaming Рік тому +4

      ​@@NIsForNick67ok

    • @potionofautismorsomething411
      @potionofautismorsomething411 Рік тому +23

      I saw that portal in a fangame for Geometry Dash called Geometry Dash Genesis, made by a UA-camr named Uni Anims. It's possible the portal image originated from there.
      side note: the 20x speed portal at 2:33 is also seen in Geometry Dash Genesis.

    • @Alex_Diaz-Xul
      @Alex_Diaz-Xul Рік тому

      Yea

  • @JayAreGee
    @JayAreGee 3 роки тому +4421

    Geometry Fan Ideas Wiki: Same as learning english, but you going reverse

    • @Taha632RMF
      @Taha632RMF 2 роки тому +177

      There are many great comments but this one is just too good

    • @constellationmaker145
      @constellationmaker145 2 роки тому +39

      underrated

    • @foolyboi2640
      @foolyboi2640 2 роки тому +36

      💀

    • @LightEnjoyers
      @LightEnjoyers 2 роки тому +22

      *If you're reading this, kitsune colon is best colon*... If you're reading this, OcelTop is best kitsune.

    • @GGamerLiam
      @GGamerLiam 2 роки тому +11

      @@LightEnjoyers you’re not even a kitsune

  • @mrwaffles8150
    @mrwaffles8150 5 років тому +1032

    2019: the internet
    2359:geometry dash: the musical

    • @EthanTheGamer77
      @EthanTheGamer77 5 років тому +41

      2579: Update 2.2

    • @HenlextheCube
      @HenlextheCube 5 років тому +3

      3000:GEOMETRY DASH 2000.00

    • @MualaniOsu
      @MualaniOsu 5 років тому

      2019 :Robtop is lazy
      999999999999999999999 : update (dead.dead)

    • @MsPrickles
      @MsPrickles 5 років тому

      That’s right I played this level
      Over and over again

    • @pizzapie5356
      @pizzapie5356 5 років тому +3

      Update 2.3 coming in 26/12/3026 AD

  • @GeoBlitzy
    @GeoBlitzy 5 років тому +3783

    Mfs be like “subway sucks” like bro you made the sandwich

  • @mateuszszulecki5206
    @mateuszszulecki5206 Рік тому +103

    I love the implication that the people behind the GD cartoon had the balls to tack Lego branding onto it despite Lego themselves not even being involved in the production.

    • @brundle_fly_3895
      @brundle_fly_3895 4 місяці тому +2

      @@mateuszszulecki5206 my favourite detail

  • @raadical8
    @raadical8 4 роки тому +986

    New difficulty, robtob “easier than auto”
    how is that possible

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 роки тому +220

      *It's auto and you can't die even if you spam click*

    • @UnusedPing
      @UnusedPing 4 роки тому +33

      I would think it would be harder then extreme demon-

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 роки тому +35

      @Rainbow Eye Guy I didn't do anything inappropriate to make you call me that, and even then please don't call anyone a gachatard. Thank you.

    • @AstralSpectre
      @AstralSpectre 4 роки тому +12

      @Rainbow Eye Guy smh imagine calling someone who doesn't even make inappropriate gacha stuff a gachatard

    • @nil8659
      @nil8659 4 роки тому +4

      @Rainbow Eye Guy excuse me?!

  • @DieGo-yx4hh
    @DieGo-yx4hh 5 років тому +5254

    Uno Reverse Card - Same as normal card,
    *but you gOING REVERSE*

    • @keroppi135
      @keroppi135 5 років тому +155

      DOS - not same as normal card,
      But i dont know How The fuck i play

    • @praetor8611
      @praetor8611 5 років тому +21

      seY

    • @adnmach
      @adnmach 5 років тому +4

      @OLD劉浩浚 no actually XD, is just depend on the numbers and not in the colors xd.
      But is pretty boring

    • @suyunana
      @suyunana 5 років тому +5

      666 likes- .o.

    • @gifted5460
      @gifted5460 5 років тому +2

      drac estever

  • @grbr2006
    @grbr2006 4 роки тому +685

    the reason why 2.2 is taking a long time to come out is because robtop saw this wiki and decided to make all these ideas real
    2024 EDIT: well that was disappointing. 7 years, and no inbeentween demon or 20x speed portal! do better next time, robtop

    • @bkeating7228
      @bkeating7228 Рік тому +69

      it floats back

    • @grbr2006
      @grbr2006 Рік тому +9

      @@bkeating7228
      Indeed

    • @UselessAccountt
      @UselessAccountt Рік тому +16

      Can’t wait for the inbeentween demon!

    • @flyingduck91
      @flyingduck91 Рік тому +8

      the events thing is a real 2.2 feature so...

    • @thatonedumbe
      @thatonedumbe Рік тому +4

      So they are gonna ad 100.0 version there

  • @MelodyLumina
    @MelodyLumina 7 місяців тому +32

    "driving you demon since 1.6" and "not educational" are actually loading messages i could see being added
    actually john cena too cuz rob is a bit of a memelord

  • @garry.b3162
    @garry.b3162 4 роки тому +3811

    "God demon."
    The most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life.

    • @supernova4104
      @supernova4104 4 роки тому +53

      Garry .B WAIT

    • @blah8718
      @blah8718 4 роки тому +244

      "God Demon" made me confused

    • @rthree8102
      @rthree8102 4 роки тому +193

      Pacific demon

    • @sunsettheaters8434
      @sunsettheaters8434 4 роки тому +328

      Honestly it sounds like one of those roblox roleplay bios
      "Emma/God demon/DONT TOUCH MY HORNS OR TAIL/Bad girl/Queen of demons"

    • @TheRadElectric
      @TheRadElectric 4 роки тому +155

      @@sunsettheaters8434 Roleplayers in Island Paradise: NOT SINGLE/hot babe/bad girl/half cow/half demon/bully/bullied/Katie

  • @noxi.mp4
    @noxi.mp4 5 років тому +522

    Speed -x2
    Same as x2 speed portal
    *bUt YoU gOiNg ReVeRsE*

    • @jarrett2211
      @jarrett2211 5 років тому +78

      Speed x0. You literally stand there and do nothing.

    • @mistymysticsailboat
      @mistymysticsailboat 5 років тому +19

      @@jarrett2211 but you going nowhere

    • @d3rp5qu1d9
      @d3rp5qu1d9 4 роки тому

      AwesomeKiller8 that is actually a feature

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 4 роки тому +8

      It going fast at -x2 speed

    • @nil8659
      @nil8659 4 роки тому +2

      @@jarrett2211 basically loopomg a reverse trigger every millisecond.

  • @goldacidanimations5247
    @goldacidanimations5247 11 місяців тому +136

    8:11
    It already exists, it's called High Detail Mode and is most often seen in featured levels

  • @noobyplayz2840
    @noobyplayz2840 4 роки тому +950

    “Not going LIKE a pause portal but LIKE that”

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 4 роки тому +491

    0:44
    To be clear, “partyt Är lgång” is a song by bossfight

  • @normal_randomperson
    @normal_randomperson 5 років тому +372

    "God Demon"
    ILLUSION 100

    • @knuti27
      @knuti27 4 роки тому +10

      Yes same with SEA's ( (^: )
      "Divine Demon"

    • @_-_-Sipita-_-_
      @_-_-Sipita-_-_ 4 роки тому +16

      I died of laughter af those demons pics with 100 horns XD

    • @adamfra64
      @adamfra64 4 роки тому +9

      @@_-_-Sipita-_-_ "Now, what to do for the icon on the new demon?"
      "Make it slightly darker and add another stick."
      "Perfect."
      **Publishing steamapps/common/Geometry Dash/versions/3.14579...**

    • @corinneahrend1397
      @corinneahrend1397 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @azabiphetamine
      @azabiphetamine 2 роки тому +1

      @@adamfra64
      🥧
      🍰

  • @dizzy_jump
    @dizzy_jump Рік тому +59

    7:08 THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES THE TYPOS IS HYSTERICAL I LOVE THIS

    • @adieuing
      @adieuing 9 місяців тому +2

      true he makes an intense edit while he pronounces the "completeing"

    • @RealProtonPrompt
      @RealProtonPrompt 6 місяців тому +4

      Matt Ross got competition

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump 6 місяців тому +4

      @@RealProtonPrompt matt ross

    • @Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi
      @Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi 5 місяців тому +4

      @@RealProtonPromptman I love Matt ross

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur 5 місяців тому

      @@adieuing or collectingng 🔥

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio 4 роки тому +350

    3:14 I’m pretty sure we found the most obsessed Geometry Dash fan ever

  • @epicgamerchannel6230
    @epicgamerchannel6230 4 роки тому +621

    2:59 for a second i thought he would go through the whole greek alphabet

  • @devzy793
    @devzy793 3 роки тому +1201

    Adding 30 demon types seems like a very good idea, especially when the final demon is just the Auto Logo

    • @gunk3407
      @gunk3407 2 роки тому +32

      hi am auto demon! JAJAJAJAJA JUST KIDDING I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER AND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERY LIKE MISSOURI

    • @gunk3407
      @gunk3407 2 роки тому +15

      I WAS THE FIRST DEMON TO MAKE MISSOURI TURN INTO MISERY!! JAJAJAJA YOU NOOB!

    • @Emi-jb7bn
      @Emi-jb7bn 2 роки тому +19

      @@gunk3407 bruh

    • @cheeseholeschez
      @cheeseholeschez 2 роки тому +22

      @@gunk3407 what the f*** did I just read

    • @gunk3407
      @gunk3407 2 роки тому +3

      @@cheeseholeschez MISSOURI MISERY AAJAJAAJAJAAJ I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER DEMON IA WON

  • @Djden005
    @Djden005 Рік тому +43

    Why is the “Just Shapes and Beats Event” actually a really cool concept?

  • @greenkingfisher
    @greenkingfisher 5 років тому +231

    The English in my head: *Normal English*
    The English I speak: "It verticals and you're not going like in pause portal, but like that"

    • @astrylleaf
      @astrylleaf 2 роки тому +2

      IM DYING

    • @azabiphetamine
      @azabiphetamine 2 роки тому +7

      Your brain when you try to understand what you just said: “Floating back: It floats back”

    • @Give_riggy_a_raiseN0W
      @Give_riggy_a_raiseN0W 2 місяці тому

      The English in my head: *Normal English
      The English I speak: "it verticals and you're not going like in pause portal, but like that"

  • @shou_gana1
    @shou_gana1 3 роки тому +1075

    It feels like an AI made this entire wiki
    I seriously can't believe that these are actual people writing these things

    • @thatonedumbe
      @thatonedumbe Рік тому +5

      Same

    • @corvidcorax
      @corvidcorax Рік тому +74

      There's nothing surprising about this. Just a bunch of adolescent minds going nuts with their imagination.

    • @invalid_user_handle
      @invalid_user_handle Рік тому +48

      I don't think you could find a single person who wrote something on that wiki above the age of 12 at most. That's probably to blame for it.

    • @corvidcorax
      @corvidcorax Рік тому +36

      @@invalid_user_handle I think 12 is a bit of a stretch. I'd say 9 at most.

    • @TheIndispensableOpposition
      @TheIndispensableOpposition Рік тому +17

      An AI would do a much better job of selling this convincingly ngl

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +360

    Gotta love how they just completely ignore that the in-game speed portals stop at 4x speed and just start listing every whole number after 6

    • @dash-orb
      @dash-orb Рік тому +77

      It going fast to 20x speed

    • @Vmaster007
      @Vmaster007 Рік тому +23

      I mean, 5x and 6x speed already existed in Mountain King

    • @Rickmonas90
      @Rickmonas90 Рік тому +3

      @@Vmaster007move trigger

    • @Vmaster007
      @Vmaster007 Рік тому +19

      @@Rickmonas90 I know that it used a move trigger, I'm not stupid.

    • @Someonee3452
      @Someonee3452 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@dash-orb it going fast to 30x speed

  • @vladimirfm9023
    @vladimirfm9023 Рік тому +22

    4:30 those are actually some creative ways to obtain cubes

  • @tuuns_
    @tuuns_ 5 років тому +408

    i hate myself for snickering when he said “balls.” i am gods mistake

    • @TheGamingTeam101Tgt101
      @TheGamingTeam101Tgt101 5 років тому +2

      Tuuns 😂 dame tho

    • @DullFool
      @DullFool 5 років тому +5

      *B A L L S*

    • @waterPsychiatrist
      @waterPsychiatrist 5 років тому +2

      Are you 7 or something?

    • @tuuns_
      @tuuns_ 5 років тому +4

      Potato_Spirit actually i’m 15 but i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old

    • @thestatic
      @thestatic 5 років тому +1

      @@tuuns_ relatable

  • @azabiphetamine
    @azabiphetamine 2 роки тому +725

    4:53 "Geometry Dash 3.2: January 23rd 2030"
    7:56 "Update 100.0: Release date: May 15th, 2055"
    Looks like someone really underestimated the time it takes for updates.

    • @Pasclesrm
      @Pasclesrm 2 роки тому +67

      Update 100, coming to you the summer of 8739

    • @youraveragemobileundertale2371
      @youraveragemobileundertale2371 2 роки тому +32

      Update 100,000,000, coming to you the winter of 37288201!

    • @azabiphetamine
      @azabiphetamine 2 роки тому +36

      @@youraveragemobileundertale2371 nah thats too fast

    • @Medumamus
      @Medumamus 2 роки тому +13

      Update 10^99 coming to you in the year 9999999999999999^999999999

    • @thecpg980
      @thecpg980 2 роки тому +15

      @@Medumamus also too fast

  • @pizzachu2281
    @pizzachu2281 5 років тому +1931

    Lesson learned: don't let kids under 10 run anything on their own
    Edit after 3 years: oh my god stop telling randoms on the internet how old you are

    • @spencerstudt2737
      @spencerstudt2737 5 років тому +90

      I don't think kids over 10 are capable of running anything on their own either

    • @DiversionG
      @DiversionG 5 років тому +25

      Under 12*

    • @DarkSide360-0
      @DarkSide360-0 5 років тому +8

      im 10 lol

    • @themandel2017
      @themandel2017 5 років тому +10

      @@spencerstudt2737 For some dumb reason I did it when I was 7. As in art and a discord server. This is.. 4 years later!!

    • @LSqre
      @LSqre 5 років тому +81

      Tip: don't publicly announce if you're under 13
      it's all going to be negative

  • @slushiegoreluna
    @slushiegoreluna Рік тому +47

    I just know for sure that the voice crack from 1:45 was out of absolute fear and disbelief.

    • @selmaselim165
      @selmaselim165 5 місяців тому +1

      HOLY C-HOW LONG IS THİS THING

  • @testtester8492
    @testtester8492 4 роки тому +622

    5:55 Ah yes, the elusive cheetah, known for its extraordinary ability to jump to extreme heights

    • @johnonthephone5625
      @johnonthephone5625 3 роки тому +69

      Tbf spiders don’t teleport up and down

    • @achromaticism
      @achromaticism 3 роки тому +19

      not as rare a find as the caracal though. caracals are thought to be able to reach speeds unmatched by any other creature in the animal kingdom

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 роки тому +1

      Spiders

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 роки тому +4

      @@achromaticism floppa!

    • @PxrplePipk1n
      @PxrplePipk1n 3 роки тому

      @@johnonthephone5625 imagine

  • @annrodriguez2209
    @annrodriguez2209 4 роки тому +354

    "Floating Back, it floats back"
    Me: **dying**

  • @sutamitas4891
    @sutamitas4891 4 роки тому +182

    *"hard demon"*
    *"harder demon"*
    theres always a bigger fish

    • @Epsi_Cron
      @Epsi_Cron 4 роки тому +6

      Master Demon: Are you sure about that?

    • @dudaudaduda
      @dudaudaduda 4 роки тому +2

      Hi GLaDOS! Sorry for killing you. The cake wasn't good anyway.

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 роки тому +1

      @@dudaudaduda See their username?

    • @dudaudaduda
      @dudaudaduda 4 роки тому +3

      @@teraspeXt Yes? See their profile picture?

    • @Sleepyvoidboi2111
      @Sleepyvoidboi2111 4 роки тому +1

      This is underrated

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze 2 роки тому +24

    You can hear him barely holding back from bursting in laughter, I love it.

    • @12bjorn34
      @12bjorn34 10 місяців тому

      I heard it too 😂

  • @ester7707
    @ester7707 3 роки тому +424

    "So how many horns you want to your demon?"
    *"Yes."*

    • @podboy1531
      @podboy1531 2 роки тому +2

      1 year no replys? Ima ruin that homie

    • @manuelalves2139
      @manuelalves2139 2 роки тому +1

      @@podboy1531 ima a joke to u

    • @inksterdoodles11
      @inksterdoodles11 2 роки тому +5

      them demons are very hor-
      im sorry

    • @ephnoe
      @ephnoe 2 роки тому +1

      294,please

    • @lean2260
      @lean2260 2 роки тому +1

      give em wings

  • @Flaaroni
    @Flaaroni 5 років тому +295

    GD + JSaB would be epic ngl

    • @KeonK1_
      @KeonK1_ 5 років тому +3

      When is the contest being shown?

    • @lordmikey6666
      @lordmikey6666 5 років тому +2

      God damn it, how are you so quick to these?

    • @alanhasmemes
      @alanhasmemes 5 років тому +3

      cringe

    • @MR_3001
      @MR_3001 5 років тому +3

      alanhasmemes I don’t think so

    • @axolotl2959
      @axolotl2959 5 років тому +3

      When RobTop adds platformer mode we could copy almost the whole game

  • @kingklasherz4834
    @kingklasherz4834 5 років тому +514

    Triple Portal: Works as the dual portal, but there are 3 icons.
    Community: *Facepalms
    Quadruple Portal: Hold my beer.

    • @knuti27
      @knuti27 4 роки тому +20

      Hexdecuple portal : Same as Double, Triple, Quadruple and Quintuple portal but making gameplay with it without two of the sixteen icons going the same way is propably impossible

    • @Neptune_K8
      @Neptune_K8 2 роки тому +2

      Impossible Game 2: ...

    • @G1_Thundercracker
      @G1_Thundercracker Рік тому

      Mulpan gonna kill himself

  • @Hello86257
    @Hello86257 4 місяці тому +6

    The title reminds me of that GDColon video called "Terrible Geometry Dash Ideas" which is ironic considering this is really good! Keep up the good work!

  • @Snakicus123
    @Snakicus123 4 роки тому +264

    "Update 100.0: Releases in 2055!"
    RobTop: *Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low!*

    • @GivIzzyLuv
      @GivIzzyLuv 4 роки тому +14

      release date: 3186

    • @itsdalion6612
      @itsdalion6612 4 роки тому +12

      @@GivIzzyLuv my guess is somewhere around 4201

    • @Crystalizer66
      @Crystalizer66 4 роки тому +3

      THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS.

    • @tatos529
      @tatos529 4 роки тому +3

      GUYS IT WILL RELEASE IN 9999999!!!!

    • @blastoise892
      @blastoise892 4 роки тому +3

      ITS OVER 9 THOUSAND

  • @archivechannel5463
    @archivechannel5463 3 роки тому +241

    The first episode of Lego Copyrighted Geometry Dash is actually pretty good ngl

    • @latiiyoutube6468
      @latiiyoutube6468 2 роки тому +7

      ikr

    • @jebiwonzontop
      @jebiwonzontop Рік тому +3

      glad i'm not the only one who paused to read it

    • @naattxxnaattxx7055
      @naattxxnaattxx7055 9 місяців тому

      I know i'm late but what happens after that? I genuenly want to know if they kept this series going

  • @insertedgycoolname6884
    @insertedgycoolname6884 4 роки тому +244

    random fact: at 3:09 when the guy shows pictures he literraly just stole a tenor gif and screenshotted every frame.

    • @sauceboitest_monster_1srev650
      @sauceboitest_monster_1srev650 4 роки тому +23

      that’s why the one between harder and insane is jsut a mix of harder and insane

    • @GyroScopeGD
      @GyroScopeGD 2 роки тому +6

      Look at the ones between insane and demon

    • @OfcourseJimmy000
      @OfcourseJimmy000 Рік тому +2

      @@GyroScopeGD god no, nightmare fuel

    • @MonkeyGo911
      @MonkeyGo911 Рік тому

      Peasy, easy amateur

    • @MonkeyGo911
      @MonkeyGo911 Рік тому

      Medium , moderate, hard, harder ,insane, extreme, impossible, silent, troll, alpha, beta, gamma, expert, master

  • @Bluetic_
    @Bluetic_ 9 місяців тому +17

    0:33 it’s funny, because the UFO was originally going to be called the bird

    • @Bouncing_Block
      @Bouncing_Block 8 місяців тому +1

      It still is

    • @Bluetic_
      @Bluetic_ 7 місяців тому

      @@Bouncing_Block in the game files

    • @tinyahhquarks
      @tinyahhquarks 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Bouncing_Blockbut only in the code

  • @irtouk
    @irtouk 5 років тому +208

    4:18 “He is speaking the language of gods.”
    Edit: Bruh I forgot I made this comment, but I got a bunch of likes so that’s cool.

  • @Vovosch.
    @Vovosch. 5 років тому +251

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    GD Ideas wiki: G O D D E M O N

    • @How_do_it_do
      @How_do_it_do 5 років тому +6

      the god killers legendary exterminator of universes.......demon

    • @actualcube5349
      @actualcube5349 5 років тому +1

      Jokes on you idea makers. Words God and Demon cant fit in one Word they are different

    • @elitedefender4315
      @elitedefender4315 5 років тому +3

      @@actualcube5349 Your Sleep Paralysis Demon

    • @skorzamusic4790
      @skorzamusic4790 5 років тому +2

      @@actualcube5349 r/woooosh

    • @arekrekas213
      @arekrekas213 5 років тому +4

      @@skorzamusic4790 there is no fucking joke you moron

  • @retrospectiveman2444
    @retrospectiveman2444 4 роки тому +487

    "Not vaccinating my kids will not cause problems."
    The kid 8 years later:

  • @JayAreGee
    @JayAreGee Рік тому +13

    When you're enjoying your weekend and remember it going fast to 20x speed

  • @thegreenninja8532
    @thegreenninja8532 5 років тому +69

    Actually good idea: GD needs to add an online matchmaking system where 4 players face off and vote for a main level by gd. Who ever beats it first gets a reward depending on the level. If they all beat it they all get the reward. You will only see ur icon and on the top left will be a leader board showing percent and whatnot. If u get coins u get better rewards. If everyone wins with coins then everyone gets the same reward

  • @friendsheeep
    @friendsheeep 5 років тому +79

    Dev orb: everytime someone uses it, the update takes 1 year longer

  • @liketocodev
    @liketocodev 3 роки тому +48

    i like how in this universe rob went insane and made as much content as possible and creating a literal computer virus that deletes your wifi but can barely make any grounds and backgrounds

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername Рік тому +2

      “went insane”
      no one told you this was the 1700s where you can be as inaccurate about mental illnesses as you want dude

    • @liketocodev
      @liketocodev Рік тому +7

      @@originaluseername i dont mean insane as in mentally

    • @witherkilleryeh
      @witherkilleryeh 10 місяців тому

      @@liketocodevphysically insane??

  • @ADTB108
    @ADTB108 3 місяці тому +3

    3:56 the fact that you can make that now in 2.2 is crazy

  • @lilygravley1491
    @lilygravley1491 5 років тому +257

    Colon sounds like he’s trying not to die the entire time he recorded this and it’s amazing 😂

  • @waterPsychiatrist
    @waterPsychiatrist 2 роки тому +184

    I mean we can all laugh but I honestly find this really charming, I used to do stuff like this all the time when i was around 7-9 and this brings back a lot of those memories

    • @eliashovemeyer8749
      @eliashovemeyer8749 Рік тому +4

      I used to do this stuff too man, the memories are stupidly funny.

    • @VariantBank
      @VariantBank Рік тому

      So youre 12?

    • @waterPsychiatrist
      @waterPsychiatrist Рік тому +13

      @@VariantBank I'm not talking about geometry dash, I'm talking about video games in general

    • @dobi2447
      @dobi2447 Рік тому +2

      I didnt have access to the internet at that age but i gaurantee you id be doing stuff like this if i did 😤😤

    • @srimattheuniverseshow
      @srimattheuniverseshow Рік тому

      ​@@UCPStreetClass I am as an 11 year old like I stay away from relatively old memes just cuz the aren't deemed cool anymore.

  • @bobthesnake9844
    @bobthesnake9844 5 років тому +330

    Scratch: I have the spookiest shop
    "Harold": hold my beer

    • @FakestLoogi
      @FakestLoogi 5 років тому +4

      Congrats on the heart Bob

    • @michacebulak5350
      @michacebulak5350 5 років тому +3

      Geometry Canyon forever.

    • @FakestLoogi
      @FakestLoogi 5 років тому +2

      @@michacebulak5350 ah yes

    • @cleck_
      @cleck_ 5 років тому +3

      NOOOOOOO

    • @nicotyne8383
      @nicotyne8383 5 років тому +5

      Harold is a great name for a demon

  • @some_dude_in_the_internet
    @some_dude_in_the_internet Рік тому +3

    3:38 that guy spent hours writing that just for colon to NOT READ IT 💀

  • @andorrra
    @andorrra 5 років тому +82

    "New super ultra extreme extraordinary augmented epic legendary" just like starts of too similar to "New crispy pretzel chicken fries at burger king"

    • @GDColon
      @GDColon  5 років тому +23

      I KNOW RIGHT
      I really wanted to reference it but I felt like not many people would get it, and it would just come off as weird

    • @yellowmarkers
      @yellowmarkers 5 років тому +3

      Hey, i made that >:( but glad you liked it

    • @tensixtyoclock
      @tensixtyoclock Рік тому

      & knuckles

  • @randomlylegend
    @randomlylegend 4 роки тому +258

    3:43 I like how that actually got added in GD

    • @remu6841
      @remu6841 3 роки тому +40

      I'm guessing it's from the Sneak Peak :/

    • @wolfiezz9049
      @wolfiezz9049 3 роки тому +7

      Yea so did the green orb lol

    • @iamveryconfusedd
      @iamveryconfusedd 3 роки тому +33

      That post was made after they came out lol

    • @Trathien-
      @Trathien- 3 роки тому +1

      No, it wasnt

    • @diegoishere3672
      @diegoishere3672 3 роки тому +1

      @@Trathien- black orb

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 3 роки тому +229

    I swear every one of these was generated by a rogue Ai. Its like you trained a neural network on GD forum stuff and told it to write a wiki.

  • @The-Red-Kleiner
    @The-Red-Kleiner Рік тому +13

    3:56 robtop actually kinda did this in 2.2

  • @neko_birel
    @neko_birel 2 роки тому +124

    I am entirely convinced almost if not everything here is just written by a bot and posted in the website for shits and giggles

  • @889.
    @889. 4 роки тому +164

    Therapist: Voice crack Colon isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    Voice crack Colon: 1:47

    • @Erenglazeraccount
      @Erenglazeraccount 3 роки тому +3

      i ahve tooken a screen shot xD

    • @thefudgecake1626
      @thefudgecake1626 3 роки тому +2

      go look at his gd stories in a nutshell

    • @889.
      @889. 3 роки тому

      hello me

    • @fionagabell9851
      @fionagabell9851 2 роки тому

      @@Erenglazeraccount screen shot?

    • @Ikaerya
      @Ikaerya 2 роки тому +1

      @@BuildingPO_TV That's what she said

  • @ChlebakKamila
    @ChlebakKamila 4 роки тому +415

    4:00 "Photo editing is my pashion"

    • @The.12D
      @The.12D 3 роки тому +2

      Why does this have 200 likes but no comments

    • @AceTechn0
      @AceTechn0 3 роки тому

      @@The.12D I have no idea lol

    • @JohnHunterJohnHunter
      @JohnHunterJohnHunter 3 роки тому

      *passion

    • @AceTechn0
      @AceTechn0 3 роки тому +4

      @@JohnHunterJohnHunter THE SPELLING MISTAKE WAS INTENTIONAL YA DUMBO

    • @gapplssb
      @gapplssb 3 роки тому

      @@AceTechn0 no i don't think so
      And if it was it wasnt funny

  • @Finn_Stream
    @Finn_Stream Рік тому +5

    1:37 gd colon saying “balls”

  • @hatennafromhoenn
    @hatennafromhoenn 3 роки тому +365

    When the narrator of a video talks really slow:
    *It going fast to x2 speed*

    • @tatos529
      @tatos529 3 роки тому +4

      @Spooky The Stickmin to 300x speed

    • @Who4sked
      @Who4sked 3 роки тому +1

      @@tatos529 lol

    • @Nyankonomaly
      @Nyankonomaly 3 роки тому +3

      It going fast to 69 apeed

    • @eddienjjahatifheredia1661
      @eddienjjahatifheredia1661 3 роки тому +4

      it going fast to 6876843478846364123684326476264786487247476467814624762644661248463843628474629466974748644664623984738746346216364327486486324719658765765232566567566565656931656452645862598765256967953785626279426779326479761349726347916247986274024747036140236404263428078346746464683487604876032572115436024364364132046478768274668704863244061623823477734777913272414770123477234078243x speed

    • @EthanTheGamer77
      @EthanTheGamer77 3 роки тому +4

      When a clickbaity youtuber talks really fast
      it going slow to 0.5x speed

  • @Kapoosh000
    @Kapoosh000 4 роки тому +126

    These kids made an entire alternate universe where Geometry Dash becomes the next media giant

    • @buzzybees8604
      @buzzybees8604 3 роки тому +13

      What if.. they predicted the future...

    • @CreepyboomGamer
      @CreepyboomGamer 2 роки тому +9

      Good Ending 1 (Beta Mix) - Geometry Dash: REAL LIFE EDITION

  • @bricklander
    @bricklander 5 років тому +327

    "Geometry Dash XL"
    gd 3DS XL when

    • @qwqmaple
      @qwqmaple 5 років тому +14

      Gd Switch Lite

    • @karlkewbz
      @karlkewbz 5 років тому

      Nah. How about NEW GD 3DS XL!

    • @Silent_YES
      @Silent_YES 5 років тому +2

      New GD 2DS XL 2019

    • @shou_gana1
      @shou_gana1 5 років тому

      Lets get the Geometry Switch

    • @gdajay9312
      @gdajay9312 5 років тому

      Why do I own a new Nintendo 3ds xl.

  • @Zaher74
    @Zaher74 2 роки тому +397

    4:44 Robtop could unironicly add this achievement

    • @-mikko-1373
      @-mikko-1373 2 роки тому +12

      I agree

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 2 роки тому +22

      logo

    • @OCJDaze
      @OCJDaze Рік тому +33

      @@cerulity32k Click the Geometry Dash logo

    • @snatch6129
      @snatch6129 Рік тому +18

      @@OCJDaze logo

    • @LDNSO25
      @LDNSO25 Рік тому +16

      @@snatch6129 click the geometry dash logo

  • @Orebrohkfan
    @Orebrohkfan 2 роки тому +103

    I actually wasted my time reading the script of "The Hacker", and I say it can make a good episode.

    • @kidgamer1166
      @kidgamer1166 2 роки тому +8

      Hold on.. what?

    • @abandonedchannel1010
      @abandonedchannel1010 2 роки тому +15

      me excited for lego geometry dash episode dash

    • @im_a_tide_pod
      @im_a_tide_pod Рік тому +2

      Yes, but I don’t think it would be very appropriate for the first episode of this hypothetical series

  • @sadlavalamp
    @sadlavalamp 5 років тому +92

    Book: teaches the people on this website how to spell

  • @astralthenb
    @astralthenb Рік тому +3

    1:16
    annihilate is actually such a good soundtrack ong

  • @Nitrooooooogen
    @Nitrooooooogen 3 роки тому +296

    God, imagine how hard a level would be with a 20x speed portal, OH GOD.

    • @astrylleaf
      @astrylleaf 2 роки тому +1

      Gaaas gas gas im gonna step in the gas tolgphvtanfigbvtambeelader

    • @booprsnoot
      @booprsnoot 2 роки тому +34

      how would that gigantic thing even fit in a level? LOL

    • @soyjakchud
      @soyjakchud 2 роки тому +13

      @@booprsnoot And how huge would its hitbox be

    • @griffintgm9467
      @griffintgm9467 2 роки тому +50

      A 20x portal would make clubstep 6 seconds long 💀

    • @EmiDelta
      @EmiDelta 2 роки тому +10

      Zooming out helps but 20x is unsalvageable

  • @notrainbowdash3972
    @notrainbowdash3972 4 роки тому +108

    just shapes and dash - your gd icon fighting jsab characters
    7:45 turn on captions

    • @Qbxyz-_l
      @Qbxyz-_l 3 роки тому +16

      "Just there were fun with the quest new weapon Junko f Wacken new wet dock"

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 3 роки тому +5

      when it said "new weapon Junko" I felt that ✊😔

    • @astrylleaf
      @astrylleaf 2 роки тому

      oh god not again

    • @yerryindrajaya2986
      @yerryindrajaya2986 2 роки тому

      Fu

  • @hx7004
    @hx7004 4 роки тому +111

    0:50 I think that level is supposed to say "Partyt Är Igång" Which literally means the party is ready in Swedish :)

    • @gardenapple
      @gardenapple 4 роки тому +8

      It's a song by Bossfight.

    • @helloguys7550
      @helloguys7550 4 роки тому

      0:44

    • @_County
      @_County 4 роки тому

      in like swedish fish muahahaha *Cries in backround*
      im not funny ;-;

    • @aYTcommenter
      @aYTcommenter 4 роки тому

      @@gardenapple no the real one is paryt R Igng

    • @PerrcusionBox
      @PerrcusionBox Рік тому

      @@helloguys7550your profile says it all

  • @YoniBalony
    @YoniBalony 10 місяців тому +2

    So, I actually cared enough to read through the entire geometry dash show thing and it was kind of interesting. There was a section called lost episode and one lost episode was a colon juniper ship. 💀💀💀

  • @redacted2896
    @redacted2896 4 роки тому +210

    When Colon said BALLS for the icon kit, I just died.
    I’m such a child.

  • @ROSCOE16000
    @ROSCOE16000 4 роки тому +122

    What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said “it going fast to 10x speed”

    • @Wheebzee
      @Wheebzee 4 роки тому +10

      But god said: Its like heaven, but you *gO REVERSE*

    • @flinggonza5688
      @flinggonza5688 4 роки тому +1

      I go to heaven faster you fucking idiot

    • @Wheebzee
      @Wheebzee 4 роки тому +1

      @@flinggonza5688 take the *L*

  • @brownbear3166
    @brownbear3166 3 роки тому +73

    The broken English just makes this video funnier

  • @maxybg
    @maxybg 6 місяців тому +4

    3:49 this is actually a pretty cool idea for a gimmick

  • @zir0nic
    @zir0nic 5 років тому +88

    3:12 so we just not gon talk about the monstrosity at the bottom of the second column

  • @valerium730
    @valerium730 4 роки тому +94

    That "Driving you Demon" line is actually pretty clever

  • @smokewish
    @smokewish 5 років тому +47

    5:50 I thought you were about to say that the star CONTROLS my finger. I was thinking “hey what if you beat 100 demons and then it allows RobTop to hack into our fingers”

  • @BenSchappacher
    @BenSchappacher Рік тому +4

    New difficulty: 2.2
    The level takes over 6 years to complete

  • @virtualashez
    @virtualashez 3 роки тому +163

    Loading Messages (7:29) are actually kinda good ngl

    • @RealSirMikay
      @RealSirMikay 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, I thought so too.

    • @filipfilip1507
      @filipfilip1507 2 роки тому +15

      Except for the second one

    • @MarcoMa210
      @MarcoMa210 10 місяців тому +5

      AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

    • @AskosFlames
      @AskosFlames 9 місяців тому

      AND HIS NAME IS ROBERT TOPALA

    • @LA-ly7zt
      @LA-ly7zt 3 місяці тому +2

      7:42

  • @JamAttack
    @JamAttack 5 років тому +90

    I think jump rings should have a paywall in order to work, unless the player has a 144hz monitor.

    • @notthatntg
      @notthatntg 2 роки тому +8

      polargeist and later will be impossible for potatoes

    • @MelodyLumina
      @MelodyLumina Рік тому +3

      this is just the top 1 demon creator mindset tbh

  • @donatochannel
    @donatochannel 4 роки тому +346

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not even aliens that come from another galaxy:
    A FANDOM user: S H O W T H E P I C S

  • @trukijej
    @trukijej Місяць тому +37

    0:10 BRO CALLED IT

    • @mell506
      @mell506 24 дні тому +5

      2.0 came out before that video

    • @trukijej
      @trukijej 24 дні тому +4

      Yea but we don't know if the recommendation was before 2.0

    • @mell506
      @mell506 24 дні тому

      @trukijej ok

    • @renanimations6165
      @renanimations6165 17 днів тому

      @@trukijejit was made after 2.0, if it was fanmade why would he put lines around it? and it also says 2.0 next to it

    • @trukijej
      @trukijej 17 днів тому

      @@renanimations6165 ok

  • @Javadog64
    @Javadog64 5 років тому +139

    Some of these sounded like that they were generated from a AI

    • @egg9709
      @egg9709 5 років тому +9

      or 3 year olds

    • @Xedlord
      @Xedlord 5 років тому +4

      Thank you @@egg9709, very cool!

    • @tatos529
      @tatos529 3 роки тому +1

      @@egg9709 🥚

    • @UselessAccountt
      @UselessAccountt Рік тому

      But you going reverse

  • @Orebrohkfan
    @Orebrohkfan 4 роки тому +223

    0:44 Swedish people: *i'm offended*

    • @hippugamer6689
      @hippugamer6689 3 роки тому +9

      Im finnish and i can Read that we have to learn swedish because like 11% of the population speaks swedish

    • @MBSXD2303
      @MBSXD2303 3 роки тому +1

      Heisann

    • @furo169
      @furo169 3 роки тому +1

      Partyt a Gigigang and Euphoria

    • @fgrey-
      @fgrey- 3 роки тому +4

      "Partyt are aguhgigang" -Colon

    • @tto0508
      @tto0508 2 роки тому +1

      @@fgrey- "Partyt r igng"
      Him: Part teat argh logging gang

  • @CopyTheVoidEntity
    @CopyTheVoidEntity 5 років тому +102

    Wow... the ONE video his voice actually sounds amused.

  • @Ch___n.053
    @Ch___n.053 9 місяців тому +2

    the fact that green gravity and black orb is actually canon now

  • @mattthenub9748
    @mattthenub9748 5 років тому +40

    I find it funny how we call the speeds 1x, 2x, 3x, etc. since they're not even that speed (for example, "4x" speed is only twice as fast as "1x")

    • @yellowmarkers
      @yellowmarkers 5 років тому +2

      I agree, but i added the actual speeds before this video came out

    • @tuamatrem8304
      @tuamatrem8304 5 років тому +3

      i usually refer to the speeds as 'level __' so ‹ is lvl 0, ⟩ is lvl 1, etc...

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 2 роки тому +1

      What's the formula for the speeds

    • @19thCenturyGuy
      @19thCenturyGuy 2 роки тому +3

      @@Xnoob545 square roots I think

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому

      @@yellowmarkers can u reword this in your overly verbose style

  • @LuizFernando-ek9mh
    @LuizFernando-ek9mh 3 роки тому +61

    2:50 when you tell satan to go all in, but you know he still holding back

  • @aikawaVA
    @aikawaVA 4 роки тому +212

    1:37 *Balls*
    My mom : *What the hell you doing son*

  • @Msmguy_Idk
    @Msmguy_Idk 3 місяці тому +2

    Believe it or not, this is what got me into geometry dash a few years ago.

    • @Msmguy_Idk
      @Msmguy_Idk 3 місяці тому

      I've been in this community ever since, and I am so glad to be a part of it :)

  • @sirfelix2239
    @sirfelix2239 4 роки тому +44

    Fun fact: Did you know the UFO actually was supposed to be called 'bird' from what Rob Top actually said?

    • @thebananaspeedruns9275
      @thebananaspeedruns9275 Рік тому +2

      So he literally wanted to add Flappy Bird to GD but didn’t because of copyright

    • @PosterityIslesNews
      @PosterityIslesNews Рік тому +5

      @@thebananaspeedruns9275 I don't think you can copyright the word "bird"

  • @lauravasovic2598
    @lauravasovic2598 4 роки тому +92

    God Demon...
    Wait, that's illegal-

  • @Christian305Chen
    @Christian305Chen 4 роки тому +38

    I find it funny that some of these ideas are actually good.

  • @olliesmith7578
    @olliesmith7578 11 днів тому

    1:49 having 67 unique control styles with just tapping is just downright insane

  • @ejaster6704
    @ejaster6704 4 роки тому +81

    "Gravity Black Orb, same as black stomp, but after you land, you changed gravity."
    You mean like...a blue orb?

    • @3nderium
      @3nderium 2 роки тому +6

      nah, it's like combined black orb and green orb
      i know it was a joke, don't throw tomatoes pls

    • @azabiphetamine
      @azabiphetamine 2 роки тому +5

      @@3nderium 🍅

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 2 роки тому +4

      Nah
      The way it's described makes me think it acts like a black orb when you tap it but makes you switch gravity after you land
      So you click it, go down really fast like a normal black orb and when you hit something (floor or blocks), your gravity changes and you start falling up

    • @ReikiMaulana
      @ReikiMaulana 2 роки тому

      More like a black orb and a blue spring

    • @booprsnoot
      @booprsnoot 2 роки тому +1

      it would be a pink dash orb