EPIC GEOMETRY DASH CHALLENGES (very cool)
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- 5 push ups on every death? Half the screen covered? Playing with 5 different controllers? Prank calling Juniper? In this video I try your ridiculous Geometry Dash challenges and question my own sanity.
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If you're reading this, please stop asking for feet pics. please.
don cheadle
*so you found it was a prank call...*
*d o n c h e a d l e*
Chon deadle
don junidle
Death and ultimate destruction.
Junipi
Man don’t you just hate it when Peter Griffin covers half the screen
No
he t h i c c
Yeah it’s so annoying 😒
I’m not even middle school and I beat Clubstep
Are you proud of me mom
@@shadowstrider7224 he means back when gd was actually popular
Imagine attempting to stay fit
Haha 69
JakeDaPuttyTat Meow Funnnnni. Niccccceeee
imagine not being fit and being skinny
Gabe Asamoah Jr. I can’t imagine
@@energyshatty9020 yes
i like how colon has like a demonic voice while doing pushups. i wish robtop adds voice actors and hires colon for the demon gaurdian
now replace the "3 2 1 geometry dash" part in dash with that voice
@@chaykid sure lol 😂
I could do a pretty good Scratch
Hey folks, just wanted to let you know that I'm going to be doing a big BIRTHDAY STREAM on February 17th! 😃
Feel free to tune in if you wanna watch me review your awesome memes, or just want to wish me a happy birthday
EDIT: It was awesome! You can watch it below if you missed it:
ua-cam.com/video/og0l7uQAWbY/v-deo.html
Will do! love your channel I will always stick with you and Juniper.
what time?
HELLO
GD Colon happy early birthday m8
GD Colon how flix how a good pc 0:05
4:14 Context: Here in Canada, we only have to take gym in grade 9, which is why colon struggles to do 5 pushups
you don't want to know what my final gym mark was
Well I'm sure all of the Americans would be interested in finding out that in Canada we only need a 50% to pass, so at least we know it's over a 50
For me I did it on grade 4
I'm going to take gym in grade 10 because I am an epic gamer.
Good luck then I guess
"this is the challenge that seperates the boys from the men"
"the girls from the junipers*
OMG!
D O N C H E E D L E S
Yep
@Phoebe Chetty wow no way
@Phoebe Chetty that's mind-blowing! :O
The Triple spikes only challenge is pretty much like time machine
and the upside down part on 10% AND THAT FRIKEN UPSIDE DOWN MIRROR PART
Time Machine isn’t hard though.
@@mralgorithmscubing but it has a lot of triple spikes
Don Cheadle
I like time machine... :(
I love how Colon is literally sitting there, serious as ever, not even smiling, saying Don Cheadle
You asshole! You killed gonta!!!!
d o n c h e d e r
That made me laugh a lot
Don Cheadle
Hello kokichi
challenge: play sterio madness and back on track at the same time
Harder than sakupen circles
Im not liking theres 69 likes
*stereo
Yea play sterio madness instead of stereo madness
@@gusrobi6688 Stop it, get some he- no
GD but every time you die you have to sing a line of You're Welcome
How u get dat on your name?
Colon is definetly gonna make a level with only spikes
@@readreadthedeadredguy4932 press join then buy AT LEAST supporter
Oooohhhhhh thanks bois is don't have money right now but now that I know how I'll do so dnkx bois I didn't think anyone would reply thankx!
@@readreadthedeadredguy4932 You have to make bad financial decisions
Those must've been some hard challenges. Also I like your kitsune OC, he looks cute.
I agree
Call Juniper again , and tell her "Juni , we have to talk ..." , and then start to sing X.O !
@@qlrketh Why?
No and wut is x.o?
@@stevel6015 shearch it yourself
"It separates the boys from the men, girls from the Junipers"
Colon, 2021
BUT JUNIPER KEEPS KILLING MEEE / PERO JUNIPER NO PARA DE MATARMEEE
@TengJingLee-xb5ptwasn't she like 15 when this video came out
Cool u use faithful
2020*
“And the don from the Cheadles”
3 rules of life:
don't get mad with geometry dash
don't get mad with geometry dash
don't get mad with geometry dash
L
O
L
Well, I failed
i got 98% on zodiac :D
So funny, that I forgot to laugh.
Three rules of REAL life:
Don’t give up
Believe in yourself
Be kind and nice
Colon: my weakness is exercise
Me: isn't continuously pressing keys technically exercise?
Yeah kinda
6:05 I didn't know that Colon knows ParashockX so that's pretty pog, i guess.
Edit: Wait a second. I HAVE 334 LIKES! Holy crap, thank you so much, the most likes I've had on a comment prior is 8.
Yeah
took me off guard ngl
If i see a gd the video ends
stereo madness
What if Colon actually ParashockX
Same idea came to me
“Flip your pc upside down. Beat some levels”
Colon: I don’t think this is happening
Mobile players: is that a challenge
Edit: Wow thanks for all the likes guys!
Flips I pad
nah the screen will flip.
Official Az3 *Flip Lock*
@@crabgottricked7917 meh you gotta pity the old phones...
Hell no it's not ;D
“Separating the boys from the men, and the girls from the junipers”
-GD Colon
@Juniper no you not
Steven LoGuirato yes that is not juni
Play geometry dash with your head
"Y'know, this is the challenge that separates the boys from the men, girls from the Junipers..."
*THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE*
He means Junibees and junbeepers
Colon: boys from the men and the girls from the Junipers..
My teacher: Homework separates the boys from tik tok and girls from tik tok
@@hima131 your teacher and comment aren't funny
@@bananamonkeygaming14b
@@zowihh b
Challenge idea: Use a texture pack with the wrong pusab
no
Walker 66673046 no
Yes
No
@jackson Clubb yes
Challenge: Play a level blindfolded. Try a demon, in fact.
Chalange: try to beat all the map paks with just touhtskreen
He hasn’t beaten a demon lol
@@carmenvargas4472 you can't spell😂
@@darrenlavender5424 maybe it's a joke?
@Trueism [GD] eat your cereal
7:44 id say your oc is pretty awesome.
4:43 "you re gonna have to try a little harder than that."
GD COLON IS UNDYNE
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I QUOTED HER, BUT I THINK IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE REASON I SAID IT LMAO
*battle against a true hero intensifies*
Battle against a true GDcube
lol I just realized that
Aw man
“Play with most of your screen covered up”
Mobile players: *Am I a JoKe To U?*
they have something in common
GlitchyYT yes
Relatable
Left hand mobile players: *bRUh*
I am a mobile player
How about counting the number of people that want you to play with your feet, times that by 100, and try to get that many blue orbs :)
lmfao
23000
Uh
Ok so there is... 378 billion blue orbs?
Hardest insane demon
“Nobody likes triple spikes”
*sad michigun noises*
RIP Michigan 2017 - 2020
Pengi Playz MICHIGUN TRIGGERED!
Lol
I like tripple spikes they're hard but I love them because they are satisfying
i couldnt beat stereo madness in less than 10 attempts because triple spikes lol
"Everything is 3 spikes"
Time machine: we already have that.
Nah that's basically all the hard official levels
@Electronic Boy ye... time machine is a nightmare
@@miko7053 time machine is free wdym
@@tw-ck7xf 4 you
@@uhhh2210 how is it hard lol
all the triples are free
Colon: "What I've done is I've taken Cycles and I've changed every single spike in it to a triple spike."
Me: "What's the difference"
He should of done it with time machine
Or maybe with a michigun challenge
Alikediegis Oh No......
Smart 100
The Red Retriever r/woooosh
16:38 - Colon predicted the future
noway
noway
noway
noway
noway
"Flip your pc upside down. Beat some levels."
I love how he took that seriously-
I mean he tried to flip his PC
I think that guy meant "flip your motitor upside down"
@@Zenix119 no shit it was a joke
dash pilice
I think he meant monitor
When you realize Colon actually showed you his feet when doing the push-ups
cau xD
Socks.
No he had shoes on little poopyhaed
@@marylargentOriginal YT/woosh
@@marylargentOriginal YT/woosh
call "giuterstylehero" and say "juni vamos"
Bruh
I see a Hollow Knight character as that logo. Got my respect
Guitaeherostyles
Hi.
Beat Fingerdash But
Only your Right Hand
13:52 upside down wave is legitimately impossible
Rill
Skill issue
@IW_CoFORGE_A4Y4N no you don't understand its literally too hard how like ahĥhhhh
@@tobyktoby2636 last year I hated upside down wave, now I can beat extremes
@IW_CoFORGE_A4Y4N mad respect bro
6:10 I just love the ParashockX reference
Lololoollololooooooiouiauiluilsfvzerti!hung!aet
Lalalalalaaaa
Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa
If I see a ParashockX reference, I like the video
Irakli Merabishvili you mean the unskipable ad?
10:02 ultimate jumpscare 2.0
Not really
Nah
perfect time for an add there twt
Lol, im press and ad showed
6:08 paracolonx
LALALALALALALAAAAAA
LA LA LA LALALALA LA LAAAAA
Finally a man of culture
I thought I was the only person to get that
Ikr
"Mom can we have time machine?"
"We have time machine at home"
Time machine at home: 0:36
thats cycles not time machine
@@JackTheWatcher r/wooosh
@@joshgen9042 …no, i don’t think so
@@Rpermcubing hes making a joke about how many triple spikes there are
Challenge: play a demon with your hands (NO FEET)
Das a real challente tho
What about back on track.
OMG I have done that before
Bruh
ES
“Mother, I require the poop sock”
-Scratch 2020
Yes
@Noob Has Joined ditto
@Tyshka29 TM w
I like his voice
@Maidin Ortega-Roblero %ft
Challenge: beat clubstep with your left hand lol
sjacktang me: ez
Wow that’s probably an extreme demon if you do that
Also I don’t have the full version because it costs money and my parent don’t let me download games that have money
im left handed
I am left hand dude
Andy_t2012 - Roblox sry, but i kinda laughed out loud at this comment
DON CHEADLE🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
4:16 old man colon
"There Are People Who Have Beaten Every Level On The Demon List And They Still Fail To The Triple Spikes On Stereo Madness"
-Colon
I do
@@NebsGMD_ you beat all the levels on the demon list
@@theguythatcodes8991 no but i found the joke funny
Spaceuk
Play with your eyes
16:52 When you sing louder then the song to avoid copyright.
juniper did that on a stream lol
@@lionblazegd thats just evw's everyday tactics
IM A BANANA!
Play geometry dash level's whit out using your feet.
How about this:
"Beat your feet, using GD"
@@genc6865 what the fuck
Looool
Meat My Beat With Eat My Meat
play the first result for quagmire toilet with the music bass boosted in the background
6:09 I was waiting for that outro! I just knew it was gonna play
*communism plays*
Same @Cameron Rutherford
ParashockX flashbacks intensifies
Ye lol
Same
17:38 why tf does UA-cam not tell people this. Like "you are blocked from having your comments show up on the channel".
Because I learned out the hard way that a friend had blocked me from commenting for a long time
6:08 lol this is GD Colon, not ParashockX
Lool
Thought about that too
xd
I thought that too... mr.Rump died again
2:15 "What? No! Get outta here you little foot fetish."
*[Everyone liked that.]*
Reddit moment
NetworkHoffman what
@@skeletonjanitor Nevermind
ha
come on 69 likes
Was that the bite of... 10:34
Clever
He
@@DominickDoggohi
WAS THAT THE JUMP OF 87?!!!!
In middle school I beat every main level (apart from finger dash cuz it wasn’t out yet)
3:44 Great do this with an extreme demon
it is great.
I ruined 69
@@LeDenoter your an actual monster
@@HamburgerPenguinz you're*
@@everybodyclapyohands don’t butt in
"Boys from men, girls from Junipers"
Wait, does that mean...
Yeah but Juniper has a boyfriend so colon is on the friend zone again
Wtf am I saying?
@@flyingtorch4336 bro wut
Bima Pramudya tf no
Bima Pramudya THEY ARENT
"The girls from the junipers" Juniper joined the chat
juniper is his wife lololololoollolololloolllol
Is it me?
Or are one of us a clone?
@@omegaseptagon5708 lol what
zoli izé no
zoli izé wait... JuNiPeR iS gUrL ?
DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR HAIRCUT (pin me. i liked the website)
“Nobody likes triple spikes”
Michigun looking dissapointed at him from heaven
Bruh
-sad face- rip
Woah woah not like that
________'-'_____/\/\/\_______
_____*-*________/\/\/\
Fun fact:
The only portals that count for jumps are cube, robot, and ball.
Edit:
Turns out all of the portals counts orbs as jumps (even wave).
cool
@@mailingcat how many likes when you sent that reply?
And spider
I got the 10000 jumps UFO while I was in the UFO gamemode
Ships don’t count?
I could’ve saved so many deaths trying to minimise my jumps.
"If you can get to the ship part in Theory of Everything, then you are a god in middle school" Most of even all the kids in my middle school don't know Geometry dash exists so I live as a "god" in my middle school.
same
My friends consider me a god cuz i've beaten decode
@@ivy.person bruh you are a god to the irl gd community (not the internet one)
My friends consider me a god cuz i can beat stereo madness
I have beaten theory of everything not a long time ago in first grade, am i now a god?
I got to the Ship (or "Airship") part in theory of everything when I was around ten, and nobody called me a god because I was one of the only people playing the game back then :(
Beat a geometry dash level while playing a level in JSAB at the same time
pfp checks out
Impossible for colon
GD Colon: *NO*
Henlo good music remixer and creator(?)
Colon: cube part
Me: *triggered* SSSQQQUUUAAARRREEE
C U B E
Theodore Liu
Everyone on planet earth says cube
Cube
Square cuz it’s a 2d game duh
Square cuz it’s a 2d game normally other than editing the square
8:30
"I mean, it's better than Raid: Shadow Legends"
True there
i guess
You can't get worse that the game that sponsors every video uploaded by a channel that more than 47 people consistently watch the videos of
Him: who likes triple spikes
TIME machine and Michigan: WE DO
His push-ups. His sounds. His struggles. 4:20
-420-
420...
(420)
...is this an anti-drug campaign?
@@placeholder4029(420)
8:11
Mother, I require the poop sock
it is very important, mom
Very INTERESTING
Ah yes, quoting something from a video just to get likes, a new type of like baiting
💀
@@nothingtoseehere975 zawg
12:09 this is so cursed
now i actually wanna know: have you made this by yourself or..?
edit: nevermond, i just saw your twitter
@@dat_one_axolotl is there a download?
nvm it's called cursed_vvvvvv
Whats cursed? Havent played the game
@@vanterbaba4110 Normally you flip gravity instead of jump
no ones gonna talk about the rare achivement icon went by at 5:39 ?
6:10 if anyone is wondering, the text says ‘enter the city’
What language is that?
The YT n00b its wingdings
@@ellendegenerate. ok I figured just saw it looked different the the wingdings I know
@@colorron8 I know? write ik for short
@@reig36 why does he have to
i want a 10 hour video of colon saying don cheadle repeatedly, i REALLY need it
R u ok? Seriously, r u ok? R U OK?!
@@Axomolotl no he’s not
I made one: ua-cam.com/video/ll-mQPDCn-U/v-deo.html
@@vibaj16 thank you 🥰
@@vibaj16 rick roll
"Can we make that an official GD term? Speed - NO!!"
LOL
LOOOOOOOL
The two people above me said lol so I will too "LOL"
LOOOLOLOOL
we need more *_epix_* lols
LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool l0000lll ll l l o l oo o ok looo1o1o1lo11ol111o1o1o1oo1o1o1oo2201l1ol ok p1ooo ok oo LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool p1o1p1o1o1l1p1o1oo1l1ooo ok o ok ok ok lol lol lol lol 01001010101 lol 1o1 ok l1🙃😜😗😙🥺🥱😑🙂😍🥱🤨😳🙂😂😏😌😱🥲🤯🌛😧
It took me almost a month to beat clutterfunk but then I beat theory of everything in less than 15 minutes so I guess in GDcolon’s mind im the coolest middle schooler
6:08 W A I T A M I N U T E
@Nguyễn Hoài no, who are YOU?
*eugh, augh*
"yeah i don't think this one's happening sorry"
out of context gdc
pufferfish?
Geometry dash, but every time you die scream: "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP"
A MAN HAS FALLEN IN LEGO CITY
START THE RESCUE TEAM
I'M ON MY WAY!
NO YOUR NOT
AN ALI HAS BEEN SLAIN
H E Y !
People be like: oH Gd ColOn BeaT A lEvEl WiTh yoUr ToES
But I say: ShoW YouR tOeS-
Actually, try doing 4% on Bloodbath
“Try out Future Funk II. See how you do.” (Evil smile)
Colon: flukes the first two orbs
I’m normal: *You weren’t supposed to do that*
Edit: I also have a challenge: call Knobbelboy and only say “98”
DEFINITELY CALL KNOBBELBOY AND SAY ONLY 98 LOL
@@TheRealEthBootGD I get it XD
Nah say 98%
@GMD Humanice Hehe I know what you mean by that >:)
Oh my god you are evil
Challenge: find and block every foot comment you can find, while beating back on track.
While beating clubstep
A good challenge:
Play a completly invisible level of one of the official levels, and start the level exactly while ur watching a video of the official level's video so you know when to jump.
Actually a decent idea. Hope Colon sees this.
@@axiel4519 thanks! :D
Not really an ascent bad not idea.Dont hope semi colon doesn't see not this
@@j.436 what do you mean?
Probably not a video included so it can be hard?
1:50 "no one likes Triple Spikes. One might call the cringe even"
**angry Michigun/\/\/\🖤 noises**
12:09 THAT I CURSED!
17:38 hey that's me xd
L
L
P
P
Feel bad for you
Challenge: Singing back on track
Tell that to royal mike
PAm pam,pma pam paM pa tararäta na na na na nananÀna...
Beat stereo extremeness by vortrox
2:09 Who thought he'd actually die but he set the ball part to noclip
I know!
Me
Me
me
me
Colon: ew no get away with these fetishes
Also Colon: 9 overwhelmingly enormous tails
7:42 kitsun3
@@dinonuggets755 ah yes, "kitsun3"
“This is a challenge that separates the boys from the men, the girls from the Junipers.”
I JUST READ THIS AS THIS HAPPENED-
*j u n i p e r*
“No one likes tripple spikes” with an exeption of michigun
he *liked* triple spikes.
(in loving memory)
"If you miss a icon the video ends." The video ends WITH PARASHOCKX'S OUTRO!
CHANGE YOUR CHANNEL NAME TO GD SHOCKX
Hahah were we the only 2 who recognised that🤨
No. Or else
I’LL PULL OUT DA GLOCK
La la la lalala la la
La la lalala la la
who’s parashockx
@@geomateyt he is a challenge youtuber go check him out
colon: its dangerously close to stereo madness
everyone else: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO MANY ATTEMPTS
lol
Evertime you die, you have to plug raid shadow legends.
The ONLY PROOF to show your a good player. is to kill a mini wave on the main menu 🗿🗿🗿
11:59 ultimate jumpscare 3.0
12:14 *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*
"No one like triple spikes"
Everyone after Michigun death (R.I.P /\/\/\)
"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI*"
Well, he is not wrong
Then: "no one likes triple spikes"
Now: "no one likes when people are spamming about /\/\/\"
@@cerberusslavomiraarus1308 yup
Don't worry guys. I have this to back you up ua-cam.com/video/HNldJxV4AMM/v-deo.html
Try playing Electroman Adventures with the music if X-Step instead of the original. Happy suffering!