SHOUT OUT N-WORD BOY, SHOUT OUT MUSIC BIZ MARTY, SHOUT OUT BENDERBOYS, SHOUT OUT KATE, SHOUT OUT JAYME (rest well), SHOUT OUT WILLIAM, SHOUT OUT BASED SHAMAN, SHOUT OUT PSYCHOSIS, SHOUT OUT SMART RAXXOLOGY, SHOUT OUT STEVEFROMMACHETESQUAD, SHOUT OUT DANNY BROWN, SHOUT OUT CVG, SHOUT OUT SENIOR CHINCHILLA, SHOUT OUT CLUB DOOM, SHOUT OUT THE LEAPING LEAPORD, SHOUT OUT SATURATED CONTENT, SHOUT OUT KIWI TAPES, SHOUT OUT SMOKEYMC, SHOUT OUT AUDENTEM, SHOUT OUT CJ HOLIDAY. AND ANYONE ELSE I MISSED! BIG UPS!
To anybody unfamiliar with Raxx, a gentle warning... I'm only 10:45 in and essentially everything Raxx has said, the exact opposite is true. It seems like Tommy isn't gonna let him lie his ass off and paint himself as the victim, but please do your own research. Raxx is literally the worst person on earth that hasn't murdered somebody.
Let’s be real - this is what the Lolcow Podcast should be. Reporting within the Lolcow Community with the occasional guest star of an infamous troll. Keep doing this, and maybe your number will finally start climbing again.
Most people decline to be on lolcow and if it's going to be totally troll oriented, how will they really get sponsors if the wings detractors are already the ones who screwed them out of MetaPC?
Wasn't Mutah and Turkey Tom supposed to be making podcasts cracking on Tommy, Wings and Boogie? What happened to them? I saw one episode at the beginning with them and then that was it. Like, these guys were supposed to be the cows and they were supposed to be the farmers or something. Then I guess it never happened.
For the people who don't know Chance. Do not believe his lies. Do not feel sorry for him. Do not give him money. He deserves nothing but the worst. If you try to be his friend or give him anything. No good will come from it.
Yup. He’s the worst. Boogie and Wings aren’t even that bad at all. Wings just gets mad at video games. It isn’t news worthy whatsoever. Dude is easy as all Hell to talk to.
@@sneed4987 Ohh no-no-no-nooo. Boogie is a dumbass, sure. Cyraxx is evil. E-V-I-L. You people better think of it as a curse. Do not believe it and never contact it. If you try to buddy troll it, you will get the Cyraxx's trolls after yourself. The hate towards it is way beyond just some silly little comments. People will ruin your life if you try to contact it.
Update, 20:26 in. My god, how much of a cow does one have to be to get trolled by other cows? I thought Chris was the most dense, but Raxx continuously shows he's about the stupidest person on earth.
Chris is more aware of trolls. Chance literally can’t tell the difference. You actually have to put effort into getting Chris Chan. Chance will take the bait of everything.
@@HuggingCactus666 I wonder if it is going to be 7 in perpetuity. Like in 2035 it is still going to be "7 years mardeee!" With cyrax, I wouldn't be shocked.
30:14 in case there's any new people here that aren't aware, Candal broke up with him is because she walked into the room where Chance was on a video call exposing himself to her children
@@MinkewelAye, that story has to be taken with a pinch of salt with Candal being the one sharing it. Sure the story sparked the PDF investigations, but it was likely also Candal being overdramatic to a crazy degree. My thoughts at least.
*NooOOooOOOOOOOOOOO!* *oooOoooooOOoooaaaaAAAAAHHHHH!* *Please let me go!* *I beg of you!* *PLEASE!* *I'll do whatever you want!* Who's the King? *YOU ARE!* 😂😂😂😂😂
I was watching MBM's now infamous stream that night... I laughed so hard I woke up the wife. ( I live in the UK so it was late ....) She thought I had lost my mind I was laughing so hard😂
Love how quick the goblin switches to a punk who acts hard soon as he gets pressed, call the cops and here him cry to his mommy again when he can't hide behind a keyboard
Seeing people witness the little goblin for the first time during this show makes me so happy lmao. Edit: Guys, I'm serious. He's about as close to a real monster goblin as you can get in real life. All the negative traits humanity is capable of exhibiting, he has them. His ghoulish appearance PERFECTLY mirrors who he is on the inside as a person. Also he apparently hasn't bathed at all this year yet. Have fun with that information.
@@RipTheJackR This dude has so much deep dark lore it's not even funny. He's the only example I've seen where he's a third generation PDF file grapist. His grandfather was a PDF, his dad is a PDF and he's a PDF. All grapists.
People saying „Just leave this kid alone.“ don‘t understand that Cyraxx is a 33 year old threat to children when left alone. He proved it multiple times by interacting with underage and people he thought were underage in sexual fashion. MBM and other current and past trolls, as mean as they sometimes are also keep an eye on him and keep him in check by intervening and exposing the shit he does before it can come to the worst, which we know he is willing to do, even to a blind kid (which he did way before he had any trolls).
Correct, he just recently commented on a supposed friends Facebook page of her kids saying my favorite little nieces. Be in mind that this is an acquaintance, not an actual friend and he’s creeping on her kids.
I think it's important to ease people like cyraxx into it all so he doesn't leave out of rage too soon. They got him to talk a lot of bullshit and then finally pressure him into an argument in which he left when he couldn't handle it
It's evidence of how he doesn't have much real interaction with people. Especially friends. Cause a friend will stop you and explain how you need to cut that shit out and have some respect.
Billy is a blind gay guy chancey went to school with Cyrax first spoke on the situation saying billy 🍇d him BUT chance got expelled and shipped to another school to "protect billy" later on billy did a interview talking about how chance is the one who viloated him. #Justice4BlindBilly #UrTurnCutie #CyraxxAndTonyAreBothPDFs
I'm more upset at Cyraxx than Tony. I'm not defending him but at least Tony admitted what he did and stopped. Cyraxx only admitted it because Tibbs got tricked him into it only to backtrack, and he STILL didn't learn from it or stop.
@@Deebosamuel19 he 1 time said she self deleted it. Who knows?! If she was pregnant by him & did get it gone? I'm for it cause the pred gene didn't get the chance to continue on the cycle!
The gunshot was actually the sound of a rat-trap snapping down, for anyone who doesn’t know. Chance absolutely cannot comprehend that people screw with him simply because of what he's done. That fact that he looks and acts the way he does just makes that task easier 🤷🏿♂ And as an update, the evidence he sent in to UA-cam ultimately resulted in Music Biz Marty's main channel being reinstated.
Cyraxx is literally incapable of listening to others. When Wings told the short story of getting catfished, Rax was completely lost within 5 seconds because he’s so focused on the next time he can open that disgusting mouth to make sounds
Hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on...
His camera is just lower than normal it’s behind his head I think. I don’t think he can reach it to move it. And it’s been there for years at this point
And he even catches the mouse and talks to them like it's a pet and he's not going to hurt it. He catches and releases them and wonder why they keep coming back. Just real obvious and oblivious type things.
Every part of his body is deformed, from the top of his bald, scabbed covered dome, down to his wonky eyes, his disgusting trench mouth with its multiple rows of teeth, his disturbing lack of shoulders, his left arm doesn't extend all the way, his fingers are long and spidery and seem to have extra digits, his body is covered in bed bug bites and scabs, all the way down to his fungus infected feet. He also had a fungus infection in his penis, from jerking off and not wiping down afterwards and just tucking it back in. Not washing is a big problem for him. The infections have gotten from his feet into his legs and nearly killed him once. He really is a mutant.
Cyraxx needs to learn how to STFU and simply listen. Sally has taught him how to only talk over others. This is why he lacks any personal accountability.
I would kill a kitten for Based Shaman. He's so calm and collected yet perfectly funny. Cyraxx doesn't hate him either he's the perfect fit. Hes such a good dude too, hed be such a contrast to these overweight middle aged dudes.
@DamianMongooseI don’t know shit about either one, but I’m deep in the raxx scene. I saw a clip of one of them (can’t remember which) saying they’re the cows and he’d be a guest. Obviously he was saying that to get him on but he seemed willing to acknowledge it. Do they really not think so as the hosts of lolcow live?
LOL, Wings being the straight man while Boogie and Tommy sneak-diss this goblin is comedy gold, especially because Cyraxx is so dumb, he has no idea he's being sneak-dissed, he keeps thinking they're buying his bullshit xD
You couldn’t tell Tommy was being facetious, or Boogie when he said “military kids don’t call the cops,” and raxx just sat there. I don’t know anything about boogie or wings but this one isn’t nearly on the level of that PDF ETCZaya or LikeSomeRice who just let him lie for hours straight.
He claimed that he wasn't going over there to fight Marty? And he was just trying to talk to him? God dude, Cyraxx doesn't even remotely try to remember his own lies. Also it's crazy that him and his family still believe that the protesters were on their property. They clearly were in the street and on the sidewalk, which Ed and Cyraxx try to claim is somehow their property. You can tell he isn't actually listening. He answers RIGHT after the person is done speaking. He isn't digesting any of what you tell him.
I started cracking up when he brought up tony. "normal" people don't know know who these people are, and if they do know anything it's that you're both files
It's amazing how every time Cyraxx says that the police believe and agree with him that there is 0 video to go with it. The police just happen to turn off their cameras when speaking to Cyraxx. The ONLY TIME the cameras are turned off is when it's ANYTHING that can exonerate Cyraxx...
There's several body cam videos of Chase and his grandma trying to get them to turn off the body cams or else they won't speak to them lol. The cops have never turned the cams off for Chase.
This is literally Christmas morning for Tommy! I've never seen him so jolly! Lmao Tommy reminded me of Dark Knight Joker here with the "you have nothing to threaten me with. .." attitude
Boogie is unironically useless. He actually adds nothing to the show. He is never aware of guests or topics, and literally doesn't pay attention during the show.
how can he pay attention to the guest when he's so busy looking for ways to turn the spotlight onto himself in the conversation. he literally got a third of the way through his "i used to be mr. rodgers" shtick before getting cut off by "hold on hold on hold on"
Watch at 16:20 and give it a few seconds. You must have missed it but Boogie makes fun of him and Boogie is rolling his eyes and being sarcastic constantly. I'm guessing you only listened to it while playing candy crush or some bs.
Also 20:09 he mocks the army brat thing again. If you don't know cyraxx claims to be an "army brat" they are literally all trolling him lmao. Just because he doesn't know every ounce of "lore" I think is fair. Only weirdos like us want to know all the "lore." Anyway Boogie is a fat imbecile but still give him some credit this one time lol.
Where most lolcow stuff can be 75% true, 99% of all rumors about Cyraxx is true, why? because the Troll community is under the understanding that "we don't need to fake anything about him, he will will give himself up", and every false story about Cyraxx is shot down by his gate keepers (Marty, William, N-word boi).
23:35 Listen to him tiptoeing around, pretending not to remember what was on the sign. He knows that if he mentions the child pred8r stuff, they're going to start pressing him on it, and he knows he can't simply lie his way out of the mountains of evidence against him.
It's so funny how even before Tommy C starts calling him out, he has a hard time letting anyone else get a full sentence out. Like talking is the only way Cyraxx can breathe.
It’s true that his neighbors joined in on the protest, spontaneously. You can see it from some of the alt camera angles. One of them down the street was filming, yelling “Kick his ass” to Aware of Myself, and another grabbed the protest sign and held it in Chances face. Lol. They did not physically attack him though. You should find the clip, they’re hilarious.
The reason Heather got with Chance, left her kids and moved to Akron was because she thought Chance was getting signed to a real record label. Shout out to Bender Boyz Records.
Just goes to show how much it lacks any and all social skills. I honeslty wouldnt be surprised if it would start yelling slurs to 711 cashier if it ever leaves its attic
He trashes Heather, and outside of this continues to claim she is alive, yet unfortunately Heather JoAnn Porter passed away May 29th, 2022 at the age of 28. RIP Heather 👊🏿
@@ErrorlVlacro yeah Heather 1, aka the hambeast, is still alive AFAIK, Heather 2, aka Heather kraut/ Heather Porter is the one that lived with him that passed away
He also totally forgot his years long running lie that he fathered Heather's youngest baby that was put up for adoption. He's been claiming forever that she was pregnant for like 18 months and that she "stole" his son, lmao.
@@evangeline77x I don't even particularly like Heather, but she certainly didn't seem vile enough to warrant an attack after her untimely passing. Cyrax is just classless
5:00 -- "I respect the shit outta you guys!"
50:00 -- "FUCK THE LOLCOW PODCAST!"
That is the epitome of Cyraxx
It’s usually faster than that tbh.
If they took it easy and friendly on him the whole time, Cyraxx would be calling all 3 his “little brothers” by now.
The second he gets questioned he turns 180 on people
Once Tommy C started calling him out on the facts of the kate/ur turn cutie saga, it was all downhill from there. 😂
Goddam i love this show. It's the closest thing these days to old-school Howard Stern.
Tommy KILLED IT. Don't let this goblin think what he does is okay for even a SECOND
Wish he would shut up to let the podcast move forward, tho.
Cyraxx owned Tommy in this episode, sad but true.
@@kr1me2000Even sadder is you siding with a pdf file
@@hsthatzo8063 I don't Tommy is just the worst.
Yeah man so great platforming and helping out a pdf file and predator. Hope the worst for yall
Cyraxx isn't a Lolcow. He is the perfect example of a HorrorCow. He's a legit monster.
Yeah. The trolls around him can be funny, but Cyrxx himself is no fun and he's an ultimate degenerate.
HorrorCows are a subset of Lolcows, but yeah Cyraxx is right up there with Chris Chan, Daniel Larson and Steven Assanti as HorrorCows
chris chan is THE lolcow meanwhole cyraxx is THE horrorcow
@@Sobersobeland now reviewtechusa with his doxxing history
Smash
He started off so civil 😂 I knew that shit wasnt gonna last long....GOOD SHOW BOYS.
SHOUT OUT N-WORD BOY, SHOUT OUT MUSIC BIZ MARTY, SHOUT OUT BENDERBOYS, SHOUT OUT KATE, SHOUT OUT JAYME (rest well), SHOUT OUT WILLIAM, SHOUT OUT BASED SHAMAN, SHOUT OUT PSYCHOSIS, SHOUT OUT SMART RAXXOLOGY, SHOUT OUT STEVEFROMMACHETESQUAD, SHOUT OUT DANNY BROWN, SHOUT OUT CVG, SHOUT OUT SENIOR CHINCHILLA, SHOUT OUT CLUB DOOM, SHOUT OUT THE LEAPING LEAPORD, SHOUT OUT SATURATED CONTENT, SHOUT OUT KIWI TAPES, SHOUT OUT SMOKEYMC, SHOUT OUT AUDENTEM, SHOUT OUT CJ HOLIDAY. AND ANYONE ELSE I MISSED! BIG UPS!
SteveFromMacheteSquad
Senor Chinchilla
StyledMothWilkins
Bishop Wyatt
Leaping Lemur
Death By Design and his channel DK Kustomz Official. The greatest Cyraxx AI videos!!
The council of 8 shall forever reign supreme!
You missed GreggTurkington and Marty's ex Jayme's channel. Both are awesome for older content and show how long Chase has been a scumbag.
To anybody unfamiliar with Raxx, a gentle warning... I'm only 10:45 in and essentially everything Raxx has said, the exact opposite is true. It seems like Tommy isn't gonna let him lie his ass off and paint himself as the victim, but please do your own research. Raxx is literally the worst person on earth that hasn't murdered somebody.
to be fair, dababy blew a guys brains across the floor of a walmart
@@zhernandoz43 whole new meaning to rollback prices
@@zhernandoz43wouldn’t that make him a murderer?
tommy drills into cyraxx later on
Been watching him for a cpl yrs and have not yet seen a single redeemable quality in him. He's almost as fascinating as he is disgusting.
Let’s be real - this is what the Lolcow Podcast should be. Reporting within the Lolcow Community with the occasional guest star of an infamous troll. Keep doing this, and maybe your number will finally start climbing again.
naw man, it needs to be drama alert TWOOOOOOOO 🤓
leess sgeet riiiiii indooo da nneeeeuuuuuuuussss 🤓☝
Most people decline to be on lolcow and if it's going to be totally troll oriented, how will they really get sponsors if the wings detractors are already the ones who screwed them out of MetaPC?
Wasn't Mutah and Turkey Tom supposed to be making podcasts cracking on Tommy, Wings and Boogie? What happened to them? I saw one episode at the beginning with them and then that was it. Like, these guys were supposed to be the cows and they were supposed to be the farmers or something. Then I guess it never happened.
2 high 4 stupid, it's a podcast that does just that
I hope we get lowGodTier
For the people who don't know Chance.
Do not believe his lies.
Do not feel sorry for him.
Do not give him money.
He deserves nothing but the worst.
If you try to be his friend or give him anything.
No good will come from it.
Same but for Boogie
@@sneed4987 boogie sucks but to compare him to cyraxx is just downright unfair
@@evanberry396yeah, i hate boogie as much as the next guy, but cyraxx is on a whole other level.
Yup. He’s the worst. Boogie and Wings aren’t even that bad at all. Wings just gets mad at video games. It isn’t news worthy whatsoever. Dude is easy as all Hell to talk to.
@@sneed4987 Ohh no-no-no-nooo. Boogie is a dumbass, sure. Cyraxx is evil. E-V-I-L. You people better think of it as a curse. Do not believe it and never contact it. If you try to buddy troll it, you will get the Cyraxx's trolls after yourself. The hate towards it is way beyond just some silly little comments. People will ruin your life if you try to contact it.
Cyraxx is a Predator
Should be the pinned comment
@DamianMongoose Bro cry about it. We came to see lolcows and surprisingly enough the more interesting ones are the ones who did the worst crimes
You mean Pwedator
@@MKermac3 ah, you're familiar with the infamous Gension Gwoppah lol
same with the white bowser
Update, 20:26 in. My god, how much of a cow does one have to be to get trolled by other cows? I thought Chris was the most dense, but Raxx continuously shows he's about the stupidest person on earth.
Yes brother. Dumbest c in the world.
Every time you think the stupidity bar is set as low as possible, Cyraxx goes and sets it lower.
Because wings and boogie have never been real lolcows l. Pixieterry chrischan cyraxx dsp ect are the real freaks online
There's lolcows who are losers/weirdos, and there are lolcows who are legit freaks
Chris is more aware of trolls. Chance literally can’t tell the difference.
You actually have to put effort into getting Chris Chan. Chance will take the bait of everything.
Definitely my personal favorite episode to date. I can also see why Marty mutes the lil' bastard so much. Lmao
Bruh wings had the perfect opportunity to fake rage and say “LOOK LISTEN” I would of died
If wingz dropped the look here look listen I'd ha e fkn died too
Wings just looked so over it
Is cyrax going to claim tommy has trolled him since 2017 too? 😂
7 YEARS TOMMY
Give him a few weeks, he'll start saying that if they talk at all. Lol
'we used to be brothers and he turned on me!'
@@HuggingCactus666 I wonder if it is going to be 7 in perpetuity. Like in 2035 it is still going to be "7 years mardeee!" With cyrax, I wouldn't be shocked.
That baby pig is a pig from Amazon. It is for biology class. Cyrax didn't graduate high school so he wouldn't understand this
30:14 in case there's any new people here that aren't aware, Candal broke up with him is because she walked into the room where Chance was on a video call exposing himself to her children
#HisNameisCHANCEWILKINS
Any proof of this like a video about it or sum
@@MinkewelAye, that story has to be taken with a pinch of salt with Candal being the one sharing it.
Sure the story sparked the PDF investigations, but it was likely also Candal being overdramatic to a crazy degree. My thoughts at least.
@@AgentPineapple41 yea it just seemed a bit off
She did accuse Chance, but Candal isn't a mother so you might want to look into that.
*NooOOooOOOOOOOOOOO!*
*oooOoooooOOoooaaaaAAAAAHHHHH!*
*Please let me go!*
*I beg of you!*
*PLEASE!*
*I'll do whatever you want!*
Who's the King?
*YOU ARE!*
😂😂😂😂😂
Your turn cutie........
2.30 AM :
*Hey Ma*!
Guess who I got on the phone?!
Fking *GLORYHOLE!*
Tell him to leave me alone!
Right at the end "no don't hurt me"😂😂😂 lil fairy fk
I was watching MBM's now infamous stream that night...
I laughed so hard I woke up the wife. ( I live in the UK so it was late ....) She thought I had lost my mind I was laughing so hard😂
@@JB-zz8mk “Well what do you want me to do about it?”
“I don’t know, get mad, do SOMETHING”
It was deff a rat trap. No one shot his window. Lol
And this whole time I thought it was an ice bullet🥶🔫
He still thinks women get pregnant through the mouth. I don't think he'll come to his senses about the rat trap anytime soon.
Love how quick the goblin switches to a punk who acts hard soon as he gets pressed, call the cops and here him cry to his mommy again when he can't hide behind a keyboard
That arrest footage is one of my favorite videos of all time. Right next to TAKE HIM TO DETROIT.
Yeah, that’s right like we didn’t see the whole video of him crying, moaning, and groaning when he got arrested.
Edddddddd help
Tommy C was the MVP here
"Here's what you don't get, Tony...Tommy" 😂😂😂
Cyrax has a special power to look left and right at the same time
left+right was previously thought to only be tas viable.
Thats his secret to fps supremacy
One eye huntin, and one eye fishin
To be fair he can see both sides of a situation
The ultimate blind spot eyes
Cyrax looking at everyone simultaneously
One eye watching the door for Sally, the other watching the street for Marty.
😂😂😂
Seeing people witness the little goblin for the first time during this show makes me so happy lmao.
Edit: Guys, I'm serious. He's about as close to a real monster goblin as you can get in real life. All the negative traits humanity is capable of exhibiting, he has them. His ghoulish appearance PERFECTLY mirrors who he is on the inside as a person. Also he apparently hasn't bathed at all this year yet. Have fun with that information.
Feels like validation.
Yeah I bet, I might have seen a thumbnail but this was all new to me. What an unadulterated horrorshow.
Right lmao tho at 2019 I first saw the goblin and thought my bag was laced
@@RipTheJackR This dude has so much deep dark lore it's not even funny. He's the only example I've seen where he's a third generation PDF file grapist. His grandfather was a PDF, his dad is a PDF and he's a PDF. All grapists.
@@Bobby__B its why he is a horrorcow
People saying „Just leave this kid alone.“ don‘t understand that Cyraxx is a 33 year old threat to children when left alone. He proved it multiple times by interacting with underage and people he thought were underage in sexual fashion. MBM and other current and past trolls, as mean as they sometimes are also keep an eye on him and keep him in check by intervening and exposing the shit he does before it can come to the worst, which we know he is willing to do, even to a blind kid (which he did way before he had any trolls).
Correct, he just recently commented on a supposed friends Facebook page of her kids saying my favorite little nieces. Be in mind that this is an acquaintance, not an actual friend and he’s creeping on her kids.
No one is saying leave cyrax alone, I've been scrolling for a while
@@ilovedogs2642yeah he trippin, no one was saying that lol
Why is he creeping on kids?
@@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307because he’s a pdf
ANSWSER ME TOMMY!!! NO SHUT UP!!!! ANSWER MEEEE!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cyraxx made 3 videos about him between if havent seen
That's Cyrax for you 😂
Best episode to date! 10/10 especially Tommy😂😂
Ol Raxxo got grilled😆 Tommy should be a district attorney.
Holy shit Tommy didn't just save this episode he made it the best yet!
I was afraid that they were just gonna let him sit there filling his pants with BS.
For real, they better not get rid of Tommy, he’s vital to the podcast
I think it's important to ease people like cyraxx into it all so he doesn't leave out of rage too soon. They got him to talk a lot of bullshit and then finally pressure him into an argument in which he left when he couldn't handle it
Imagine if this show had 3 boogies cyrax would get away with all the bullshit
@@p.p3152 This aged rather poorly
"you look like an extra from deliverance" just glossed over Boogie's joke 🤣 He was really funny this ep with the subtle digs haha
The Goblin. A cursed creature so profoundly repulsive you forget how awful boogie is temporarily.
That’s some foul magic.
More like... a ghoul.
A... Gollum, if you will.
But that would be an insult to his "video game."
@@Foreststrike This is a very hard, upsetting and clever comment.
Gotta love how the cancer-faking toilet-stain is overshadowed by a literal DnD mini-boss.
Bro is so used to confrontation he can't let anyone else speak. When someone asks a question even at the start he's speaking before they finish
It's evidence of how he doesn't have much real interaction with people. Especially friends. Cause a friend will stop you and explain how you need to cut that shit out and have some respect.
"Oh yeah absolutely" everytime someone starts speaking
He couldn’t listen to Wings catfishing story for 10 seconds before getting completely lost and spouting sht that made zero sense
He's that weirdo you pray doesn't sit beside you on the bus and start 'conversing'
He doesn’t really process what other people are saying. He just loves to hear himself talk
Billy is a blind gay guy chancey went to school with Cyrax first spoke on the situation saying billy 🍇d him BUT chance got expelled and shipped to another school to "protect billy" later on billy did a interview talking about how chance is the one who viloated him.
#Justice4BlindBilly
#UrTurnCutie
#CyraxxAndTonyAreBothPDFs
And he's an african american person, don't forget that
Very true and he admitted that too but w a wacky excuse! He’s disturbed bigtime!
I'm more upset at Cyraxx than Tony. I'm not defending him but at least Tony admitted what he did and stopped. Cyraxx only admitted it because Tibbs got tricked him into it only to backtrack, and he STILL didn't learn from it or stop.
this should be seen by everyone
@@Casawi21How is this relevant
Cyraxx practiced for a month and a half to land that "don't call me late for dinner" line and he was so proud of himself
Pdfile has used that line before lol
I love how passive aggressive Tommy is this episode. 💀
This would be unwatchable without Tommy.
"We're all fat and we're all sitting" Tommy got some good lines in on the goblin before he scurried away.
35:10 _He had a downie seizure while wings just keeps going on and on and on about himself._ 😂
you can see him plotting on the right time to jump in with that pdf from the beginning and that’s whats hilarious to me lol
What the fuck was that bang 💀 @@GraveYardShif7
He literally said he doesn't use the N word from a place of hate. He's so ignorant.
Ignorant? Nah the constant N and F slurs most definently come from place of hate. And projection.
It's hate and ignorance which is the definition of where racism comes from
Yep, it's all hate. Whenever he says terms like this, he's angry or raging.
@@Desfi-ez7rethe f-slur is more projection than hate lol
Monica
FINALLY AN ACTUAL LOLCOW ON THE PODCAST!
hes a horrorcow but yes.
Literally what people have been begging for.
More like a Horror cow than lol cow.
They did have Blade on previously
Well yeah horrorcow, but this is what the pod needed, not two fat guys blowing each other.
I feel sorry for WingsOfRedemption, boogie2988 and Tommy c that they had to put up with Cyraxx's blatant lies, delusions and projections.
Outside TommyC the other two hosts bread and butter is lying, projecting, and being delusional. Why would you feel bad? Especially for Boogie 😂
They did almost zero prep. Tommy was the only thing that saved this lazy ass interview.
@@Walter_Sobchak_43now let’s be fair it was Wingz that lead the convo towards the catfish shit
@@Walter_Sobchak_43Wings lead the discussion. Boogie was just there
This is by far the funniest episode. Raxx is so incredibly delusional and his only profession is lying.
he still fails at it
Yeah, and he's not even good at THAT either.
I guess that kid Heather had isn’t his anymore?
Truth
@@Deebosamuel19 he 1 time said she self deleted it. Who knows?! If she was pregnant by him & did get it gone? I'm for it cause the pred gene didn't get the chance to continue on the cycle!
The gunshot was actually the sound of a rat-trap snapping down, for anyone who doesn’t know. Chance absolutely cannot comprehend that people screw with him simply because of what he's done. That fact that he looks and acts the way he does just makes that task easier 🤷🏿♂ And as an update, the evidence he sent in to UA-cam ultimately resulted in Music Biz Marty's main channel being reinstated.
Yes, it 100% was a rat trap 😂 in the live stream you can clearly see the blanket move from the trap!!!
I WAS THERE. ICE BULLET 2023.
It was actually Sally shooting him with a tranquilliser gun 😂😂
That was my first raxx stream live lol. Mfer got me hooked thinking he got shot at
@@P2D_x so true 🤣 that’s exactly what I would do……every single day!!
tommy had a field day with cyraxx, it was fantastic!
@DamianMongoose yea, I was mad about that at first then I thought to myself” this rage of the goblin is going to be glorious!” And it was!.
@DamianMongoosewhy are you watching then?
@DamianMongoose you are aware how UA-cam works? The more views they get the more money they make. Keep huffing that copium tho.
People underestimate Tommys cowfarming ability constantly.
@DamianMongoose which they are…
Wow Chance is very mentally challenged. The forst push back from Tommy and he loses his shit.
Guess what. He was born with Fetal alcohol syndrome. He has one kidney and one lung.
@@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 He's also a third generation PDF file
Damn. Asmongold really embraced the baldness.
Brutal comment but fair.
Both are equally as filthy
Lmfaoo
Cyraxx looks like Asmongold got frisky with a rabid ferret.
Asmongold would be that if he never got into streaming.
Cyraxx is literally incapable of listening to others. When Wings told the short story of getting catfished, Rax was completely lost within 5 seconds because he’s so focused on the next time he can open that disgusting mouth to make sounds
Yep
7 YEARS TOMMY!!!
Hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on...
Uhm ackchually it's HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP
I came back to watch it again and 50:47 hold on hold on Da Da Da lol
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
lol anybody else notice raxx hid the bed bug poison that’s been in the closet for weeks? 😂
His camera is just lower than normal it’s behind his head I think. I don’t think he can reach it to move it.
And it’s been there for years at this point
Holy shit you’re right? Wonder why he cared to move it now but never before 😂 I’m concerned for the Doritos bag!
Is it really bed bug poison? Can you see what it really is?
@@Halfstep2024he said it was a collectable so I'm sure he still has it. And he wonders why there's bugs and mice and whatnot.
And he even catches the mouse and talks to them like it's a pet and he's not going to hurt it. He catches and releases them and wonder why they keep coming back. Just real obvious and oblivious type things.
Been waiting for you guys to post this. Tommy C had the goblin raging last week from his appearance on the show. 😂
This is exactly what I envisioned lolcow podcast to be…
Same
Lol same. I'm also happy and proud to be your 43rd like on this special occasion.. 🤘🤘
I love how in such a short time; he went from being buddy-buddy with them, to frothing at the mouth, and Goblin Rage *TM*
Hes genetically broken in every sense.
Every part of his body is deformed, from the top of his bald, scabbed covered dome, down to his wonky eyes, his disgusting trench mouth with its multiple rows of teeth, his disturbing lack of shoulders, his left arm doesn't extend all the way, his fingers are long and spidery and seem to have extra digits, his body is covered in bed bug bites and scabs, all the way down to his fungus infected feet.
He also had a fungus infection in his penis, from jerking off and not wiping down afterwards and just tucking it back in.
Not washing is a big problem for him. The infections have gotten from his feet into his legs and nearly killed him once.
He really is a mutant.
He’s so happy at the beginning thinking these guys are on his side 😂 Cyraxx cannot handle any truth and it’s disgusting
He thought he was going to be even more famous 😂
Pretty funny Boogie and Wings try to act like Cyraxx’s friend- then jump on him 😂
Still cracks me tf up that this regard thought he was gonna go on and at the end the whole internet was gonna be like "fk that guy is cool!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Raxx got so mad his eye drift did a whole 360
😂😂😂😂😂
Cyraxx needs to learn how to STFU and simply listen. Sally has taught him how to only talk over others. This is why he lacks any personal accountability.
Ding ding
If this podcast episode is worth a damn, there'll be a William Gloryhole call-in.
😂
Jesus
Lol
I was let down, thought Marty or Gloryhole would pop on towards the end. At least they made him rage instead of acting cool with him.
I would kill a kitten for Based Shaman. He's so calm and collected yet perfectly funny. Cyraxx doesn't hate him either he's the perfect fit. Hes such a good dude too, hed be such a contrast to these overweight middle aged dudes.
“WE WERE BROTHERS!! But what did you do??!!? You stabbed me in the back!!! You have no honor!!” - Cyraxx ranting about this in the future
YOUR TURN CUTIE!
Cyraxx fell out the ugly tree and his face hit every branch on the way down..
That's a tall ass tree. 😂
He's a rare example of someone who is as ugly on the inside as he is on the outside 😹
He fell out of the inbred tree
Remember when Keem said this podcast wasn't designed to have lolcows on it?
He must've been smoking that good stuff.
His ego can’t handle being associated with lolcows like Cyraxx.
@DamianMongooseI don’t know shit about either one, but I’m deep in the raxx scene. I saw a clip of one of them (can’t remember which) saying they’re the cows and he’d be a guest. Obviously he was saying that to get him on but he seemed willing to acknowledge it. Do they really not think so as the hosts of lolcow live?
@@Deebosamuel19I don’t know what that guys smoking. Wings and Boogie have both acknowledged they’re the cows multiple times on many episodes.
dOn'T cAlL mE lAtE FoR DiNnEr.
at lEaST a rAcCooN diDnT StEaL mY pIZza
Huuur huuur huuuuur so funny
Love the username lol
Raxx is so relatable!
You thief! You're out here stealing hard earned pizza dinners and it's not OKAY!🤣🤣🤣
🐐ed user name👏🏻💪🏻
CYRAXX has been caught for like the 12th time THIS YEAR
Lmao also great channel
Holy hell, hes not even 35....
LOL, Wings being the straight man while Boogie and Tommy sneak-diss this goblin is comedy gold, especially because Cyraxx is so dumb, he has no idea he's being sneak-dissed, he keeps thinking they're buying his bullshit xD
His defense is "the internet and real life are two different things", and anyone who is familiar with TCAP will definitely know that quote.
*IT'S A QUESTION*
Wow, I’m surprised he didn’t try to whip it out. He must have a crush on Marty then
Oh shit good point 😂 😂
I love how cyraxx just cant help but constantly interrupt
Are y'all serious? He's no Army brat and has NO street smarts he never leaves the attic!!! 🤣 Y'all don't really believe what he was saying, do you?
Of COURSE they don't. If anything they are just messing with him.
You couldn’t tell Tommy was being facetious, or Boogie when he said “military kids don’t call the cops,” and raxx just sat there. I don’t know anything about boogie or wings but this one isn’t nearly on the level of that PDF ETCZaya or LikeSomeRice who just let him lie for hours straight.
Autism is a very rampant online.
I mean his stepdad was in the military.
@@mommasbigboy8656We meet again 😂😂
He claimed that he wasn't going over there to fight Marty? And he was just trying to talk to him? God dude, Cyraxx doesn't even remotely try to remember his own lies.
Also it's crazy that him and his family still believe that the protesters were on their property. They clearly were in the street and on the sidewalk, which Ed and Cyraxx try to claim is somehow their property. You can tell he isn't actually listening. He answers RIGHT after the person is done speaking. He isn't digesting any of what you tell him.
It's on video ffs 🤣 AoM was clearly on public property when raxxo assaulted him. Raxx is so full of 💩
I love how Tommy had every intention of making Chance go full Aggro lol
I started cracking up when he brought up tony. "normal" people don't know know who these people are, and if they do know anything it's that you're both files
Anyone who knows who Tony is, knows cyrax is a pdf
All they need to know about Tony is that Cyrax is his son. "Daddy's talkin'!"
Tony makes raxx foam at the mouth 😂 😂 😂 it is insane
You can call me whatever you want just don't call me late for dinner. "Crickets"
Idgi….
And the crowd goes mild.
Fatty fatty 2x4 can’t fit through the garage door
It's amazing how every time Cyraxx says that the police believe and agree with him that there is 0 video to go with it. The police just happen to turn off their cameras when speaking to Cyraxx. The ONLY TIME the cameras are turned off is when it's ANYTHING that can exonerate Cyraxx...
There's several body cam videos of Chase and his grandma trying to get them to turn off the body cams or else they won't speak to them lol. The cops have never turned the cams off for Chase.
This is literally Christmas morning for Tommy! I've never seen him so jolly! Lmao
Tommy reminded me of Dark Knight Joker here with the "you have nothing to threaten me with. .." attitude
This is amazing. How have I not seen this?! Good stuff Tommy.
Boogie is unironically useless. He actually adds nothing to the show. He is never aware of guests or topics, and literally doesn't pay attention during the show.
Has he even blinked?
how can he pay attention to the guest when he's so busy looking for ways to turn the spotlight onto himself in the conversation. he literally got a third of the way through his "i used to be mr. rodgers" shtick before getting cut off by "hold on hold on hold on"
Idk man. I would be zoning out too if I had to listen to this rambling ghoul go on and on and on and on
Watch at 16:20 and give it a few seconds. You must have missed it but Boogie makes fun of him and Boogie is rolling his eyes and being sarcastic constantly. I'm guessing you only listened to it while playing candy crush or some bs.
Also 20:09 he mocks the army brat thing again. If you don't know cyraxx claims to be an "army brat" they are literally all trolling him lmao. Just because he doesn't know every ounce of "lore" I think is fair. Only weirdos like us want to know all the "lore."
Anyway Boogie is a fat imbecile but still give him some credit this one time lol.
"Nah hold on hold on hold on"
35:09 ya boy chance straight up passes the fuck out and falls over, wtf happened? 😂😂
90% of the live was cyraxx screeching hold on 😂💀
Where most lolcow stuff can be 75% true, 99% of all rumors about Cyraxx is true, why? because the Troll community is under the understanding that "we don't need to fake anything about him, he will will give himself up", and every false story about Cyraxx is shot down by his gate keepers (Marty, William, N-word boi).
Yep!
He's so unbelievably horrible that the truth is scarier than lies. He's a third generation predator. He's an inbred goblin. All facts.
Chance is like a little Chihuahua, once he gets started he will NOT Stop and he tries to bite *EVERYONE!*
No one going to talk about the part where Cyraxx feints? 35:09
Thank you for this 🙏😂 I rewatched three times and still couldn't find it
Hahahah that is crazy, didn't even notice
It almost looks fake 💀
Faints*
35:10 this goblin passes out, gets up and does not even skip a beat, it's like an everyday occurrence.
23:35 Listen to him tiptoeing around, pretending not to remember what was on the sign. He knows that if he mentions the child pred8r stuff, they're going to start pressing him on it, and he knows he can't simply lie his way out of the mountains of evidence against him.
The very moment you call out Cyraxx on his BS he will go complete primal, he's gonna keep yapping till the cows come home.
Cyrax vs. Tommy was legendary
It's so funny how even before Tommy C starts calling him out, he has a hard time letting anyone else get a full sentence out. Like talking is the only way Cyraxx can breathe.
35:07 wtf was that, did he almost faint? Definitely hit his skullet on something lmao
Looks like he just bent over for something and bumped the desk
Goblin power nap
"There was 8 or 9 of these people attacking me." (Video Pops and shows Raxx swinging a bat at one person and no one else.)
Watched the whole thing, I hope these guys got a bonus for this. Holy Shit, the Goblin truly is an idiot.
It’s true that his neighbors joined in on the protest, spontaneously. You can see it from some of the alt camera angles. One of them down the street was filming, yelling “Kick his ass” to Aware of Myself, and another grabbed the protest sign and held it in Chances face. Lol. They did not physically attack him though. You should find the clip, they’re hilarious.
35:09 - Cyraxx's greatest hit, (the fall).
Lol i could tell Tommy was holding back and finally got to lay into him
The reason Heather got with Chance, left her kids and moved to Akron was because she thought Chance was getting signed to a real record label. Shout out to Bender Boyz Records.
He passes out at 35:06
who cyrax?
Been in at Eds percs n the nods got the better of him
Heroin would do that to you
Chance cannot read the room. He’s so delusional he doesn’t realize he’s being trolled by other cows 😅😅😂😂
Classic raxx. Never lets anyone talk and doesn’t shutup.
Just goes to show how much it lacks any and all social skills. I honeslty wouldnt be surprised if it would start yelling slurs to 711 cashier if it ever leaves its attic
I hope they get Marty on, and it angers raxx so he joins and we get a goblin rage on the podcast
love your profile picture
😂😂he gets so mad when Tommy doesn’t believe his lies
"what did the sign say, chance." "well, I don't know, it was so long ago." ... Yeah right, Chance.
"fighting words"
Cyrax is as low as it gets, no hyperbole.
No Lolcow you come across will be this goblin.
*HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!!*
The one thing you can count on with Cyraxx: whoever you put him with, he will act like a total idiot and ragequit.😂
THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WASTED ON HIM thru things like a hazmat team showing up…😳
He trashes Heather, and outside of this continues to claim she is alive, yet unfortunately Heather JoAnn Porter passed away May 29th, 2022 at the age of 28. RIP Heather 👊🏿
Wasn't there two Heathers?
@@ErrorlVlacro yeah Heather 1, aka the hambeast, is still alive AFAIK, Heather 2, aka Heather kraut/ Heather Porter is the one that lived with him that passed away
He also totally forgot his years long running lie that he fathered Heather's youngest baby that was put up for adoption. He's been claiming forever that she was pregnant for like 18 months and that she "stole" his son, lmao.
@@evangeline77x I don't even particularly like Heather, but she certainly didn't seem vile enough to warrant an attack after her untimely passing. Cyrax is just classless
@@ImAlxxy She abandoned her children to be with Cyraxx because she thought he had a record deal.