My wish is that they offered to pay him, but now refuse to do so for some technicality. I want to see the goblin try to file a civil case and a federal “wiring fraud” charges against Keemstar. I’m not a fan of Keem, but he is probably the biggest troll/bully on the internet and knows how to create a good show.
Keemstar said they didn't pay him. My guess is that they said the first will be like a trial on the podcast knowing what was going to happen. Many views foo free. @Deebosamuel19
The way Tommy runs laps around chance mentally is so funny because Cyraxx just short circuits on his programming and it’s so funny to see it in his face and hear his voice
I truly hope there's an ounce of honesty when it comes to an fbi agent getting involved.... He's literally telling on himself because any kind of research done towards ol' rax will only look horrendous, overshadowing ANYTHING that's been done to him.
I never could have imagined that putting Cyraxx next to other LOLcows could make them look like normal productive members of society. Its a bizarre sight.
"Wassup guyses, it's ya Boi Chance." Chancy is outright high due to all the attention he gets, it's amazing. I hardly ever seen him this positively engaged in a conversation.
Am I the only one who wanted to physically punch my monitor everytime the dude would go “HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON” after getting interrupted from his 5 year long Yapfest
The video that shows him walking into court with sally is the funniest/most disturbing video from chance ive seen. His creepy little hobble walk haunts my dreams.
I just watched that again because it’s so hilarious. Every frame of that clip is gold. The unsuspecting woman sitting by the steps looks horrified to see a goblin shuffling around in public in broad daylight. And I love that he gets out of the backseat. He can’t ride shotgun in case the airbag deploys.
My favorite thing abt raxx's freakouts is how the madder he gets the further his eyes drift apart. Hes looks at both corners of the attic by the end of this one.
Raxx doing PR stuff like this is hilarious. He's cancelled himself about a 1000 times over online with his heinous behaviour. What's he hoping to accomplish?
The kings dead, hail to the king!!! Or: there will be another bag or a pizza box or something to feed his animals. He is very caring for his animals.....
Cyrax creeped up the stairs and peaked out the door, ready to giggle with his new found buddies....until they kicked em right back down the stairs back into the basement lol, straight to the pillow for it's regular soaking of tears
Boogie asking him "why are you so ugly?" seems funny until you realize Boogie just gave himself an Ozempic shot in his belly on the air while a mouse escaped from his neck flap...
I never dared dream I’d see the day where Saturated’s unbridled disgust for Boogie would meet his detailed analysis of the mound of skin flakes and scabs that is Cyraxx.
The fuckin' 33 year old living in his grandmother's attic dumps someone for not having any goals. The lack of self-awareness is just insane. It's like holding a mirror to him and he sees a Black man who's super handsome and buff.
I like Tommy’s zero tolerance for pdf’s. He was the first to call out mamamax for being an idiot and exploiting S.A. victims for views while doing nothing to help
The best bit is that Chance was hinting at going on a big podcast a few weeks ago and MBM should be worried. Only to find out Chance was only invited on as a easy layup for the team so they can know what it feels like to be the Cyber Bullies for once in their lives. Bunch of regarded cattle..
Hit the nail on the head there. Tommy C aside this was purely about Wings and Boogie punching down on someone else instead of being on the defensive for a change.
"Hey, its like i tell everyone, call me whatever you want, just dont call me late for dinner! Which is the nickname the ol rax-max calls 13 year old bussy! Hah!"
Technically he doesn't live off his parents. His dad got arrested for R*p*ng a little girl on a bike path, and his mom burned to death. He lives with his grandma and her husband. In which he choked his Grandma out.
This is actually a funny dynamic. Cyraxx wants in because they’re more successful but he has to hold back a bit, it’s that same type of attitude we got when he got signed for the record deal lmao
0:06 Good god you can TELL that Rax initially probably thought this live stream was going to be like some sort of interview with him about his music or something- bc he's like super happy and hyped and it looks like he thinks he's being interviewed like an e-celeb lol. Edit: "I listened to some of your music" oh my god... i feel for this man...
I had an instagram video start playing and the person started sayin "im gonna rage im gonna rage!" As cyraxx was starting to get angry it was perfect timing
“BOOGIE DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY LIFE?!” “TOMMY DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY LIFE!?” “JORDY DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY LIFE!?” This will do down in the history books as a hood classic
I think wings & boogie were supposed to be good cop bad cop respectively, although neither have the charisma to hold it together so they need Tommy being the charismatic lieutenant interjecting through the 2 way mirror
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!" DID YALL SEE CYRAXX NOD OUT AND FALL ON THE PODCAST?! HILARIOUS. I SCREEN RECORD IT. OR GO TO THE POD AROUND 35 MINS 😂
You know damn well he cleaned up and tried to schmooze boogie and wings because he heard about them getting paid and was just itching to latch onto the keemstar teet.
Cyraxx literally looks and acts straight out of an alternate Breaking Bad universe where a way uglier Jesse Pinkman somehow physically merged with Walter White and took too much of his own product.
Background is that boogie went in as the “stupid” one, Tommy was the bad cop and wings was good cop, that’s why wings was quite and supportive, according to lolcow
I genuinely feel like I'm going to open my eyes and be sitting on my friend from high school's couch. Theyll be asking me how my trip was, as i slowly realize that the last decade and a half was just a drug induced halucination. Idk why cyrax being on an actual podcast is what did it, but holy sh*t.
He thought getting on this would make him. That it would prove his innocence and then his UA-cam career would take off. The funniest thing was him bringing up Tony again and again.
"Call me whatever you want"
Okay predator as you wish
Ok PE&@&$&PHILE
Just don't call him late for dinner!!!
Fun things are fun
i like to call him "whose turn cutie?"
"Aren't you supposed to jump on your glider and fight Spiderman?"
hey, like I tell everybody, call me whatever you want, just dont call me late for dinner
Fucking cringe, especially with that creepy ass smile.
Hahahahaha you're such a comedian chance 🙄
Yep. Mood. Don't call me late for dinner, y'all lol.
I'm coming after you.
Call me what u will just don't call me fallout 4 looking goul
How the fuck did Cyraxx think that going on Lolcow live was ever going to be a good decision for him lmao
He's absolute pure lolcow, unadulterated. The secret ingredient for them all is no self-awareness and not getting the internet.
Buddy troll probably convinced him
He got paid, there’s no saving him at this point he may as well get as much as he cab
My wish is that they offered to pay him, but now refuse to do so for some technicality. I want to see the goblin try to file a civil case and a federal “wiring fraud” charges against Keemstar.
I’m not a fan of Keem, but he is probably the biggest troll/bully on the internet and knows how to create a good show.
Keemstar said they didn't pay him. My guess is that they said the first will be like a trial on the podcast knowing what was going to happen. Many views foo free. @Deebosamuel19
I can't believe this is real. Lolcows are slowly becoming an MCU universe where they're all connected.
Pls no
Special edvengers assemble
Chrischan when?
@@tgiacin435 that made me choke while eating
Daniel Larson will be the Thanos eventually
Just don’t call me while I’m peeling scabs off my baldass head!
Never call him while hes picking bedbug scabs off that baldass head.. that you just dont do to a man.
🤣🤣🤢🤮🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤢🤮🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤢🤮🤣🤣
😂😂That cracked me up
I love that he tried as hard as possible to act "normal" until they made him snap as his eyes drifted farther and farther apart LOL
Omg, you're not even exaggerating. 😳
Yeah he angrier he gets the further apart they go, it always makes me laugh. He makes chameleons jealous with that level of independent movement.
His "Normal Guy" act makes me sick. I can't stand it.
It’s like the FAFO scale the madder he is the less control he has over his eyes, for whatever reason
"Call me anything you want"
""Challenge accepted!"
The way Tommy runs laps around chance mentally is so funny because Cyraxx just short circuits on his programming and it’s so funny to see it in his face and hear his voice
He still believes he can get the fbi on a random internet troll
Always has a master plan in the works to finally be victorious over the trolls. Stay tuned
I truly hope there's an ounce of honesty when it comes to an fbi agent getting involved.... He's literally telling on himself because any kind of research done towards ol' rax will only look horrendous, overshadowing ANYTHING that's been done to him.
He's a regarded
@@jordandennis6794I read your comment in a Mario type Italian voice in my head.
Everyone think that lol fbi deals with terrorists corruption and organised crime why would they care about anything on youtube 🤣🤣
This is Cyraxx doing his "I'm just a normal dude, and no one know's I'm a pdfile" act. He does that from time to time.
This really isn’t real life. I didn’t think I’d wake up today and see that Chance would be on the Lolcow podcast.
"Im not a lolcow ill never be on that stupid podcast!"
-rax 2023
I’m mad I beat it when I got up without checking my phone first
well, it does make sense
Tbh not suprised at all
Especially since he's more of a horrorcow than lolcow since exposed as a pdfile
Boogie making fun of anyone's appearance is next level irony
Love your pfp I haven't seen aqua teen hunger force in ages.
Also true
@@p3talsdotpng thats squid billies not athf lol
@@kotheavali oh shit 😭 damn you're right mb. it's been awhile
To be fair, Boogie, especially toothfull Boogie, looks like a super model compared to Cyraxx
I never could have imagined that putting Cyraxx next to other LOLcows could make them look like normal productive members of society. Its a bizarre sight.
You can hear it in Cyraxx’s voice, he wanted to cry when Tommy started roasting him 😂
"Wassup guyses, it's ya Boi Chance."
Chancy is outright high due to all the attention he gets, it's amazing. I hardly ever seen him this positively engaged in a conversation.
...at first
"Ya boi"
Never.
Silly Chance
What's goody whats goody what's googie
Am I the only one who wanted to physically punch my monitor everytime the dude would go “HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON” after getting interrupted from his 5 year long Yapfest
"14 year old child enthusiast" is WILD lol
Age is just a number for Cyraxx to edge Goon over for hours.
This was one of his biggest Ls .. being fooled and humiliated by them 3 is a whole new low of trolling
Lmao
He probably got paid by keem so maybe not the worst L
As if there's somebody who couldnt trick chance
"Don't call me late for chili straight out of the can dinner"
decastro stew!!
I wouldn't be surprised in the least to find that Sally is feeding him Alpo with a fake label on the can.
@@QuantumDecoherenceZero She already gives him house made coffee inside old Starbucks bottles, so not a stretch at all.
Goblins 👺 enjoy their kibbles and bits.
Love your number munchers avatar, brings back some fun memories.
Cyraxx brings up Marty like an abusive ex he can’t get over holy fuck.
Marty has a whole mansion and 100 acre property in is head for free
The Turkey Tom documentary on Cyraxx spent to much time on his early life, and didnt spend enough time during the Marty era.
Tbf that woulda required watching a lot of shitty streams just for a few minutes of footage
Cause TT is grifting loser
Marty wasn’t even mentioned once throughout that documentary despite Marty being the most important person in chances life
@@Sergeant_Stiffy Wait really💀
Turkey Tom doesn't need to mention Marty. He's bigger than Marty
The video that shows him walking into court with sally is the funniest/most disturbing video from chance ive seen. His creepy little hobble walk haunts my dreams.
I just watched that again because it’s so hilarious. Every frame of that clip is gold. The unsuspecting woman sitting by the steps looks horrified to see a goblin shuffling around in public in broad daylight.
And I love that he gets out of the backseat. He can’t ride shotgun in case the airbag deploys.
An unstoppable force meeting an immovable object
Cyraxx is very much both stoppable and moveable this doesn't make sense because Chance is so pathetic
@@nirvanabutnomoreideas6534 boogie is quite unmovable and Cyraxx doesn’t stop talking check yourself
On a side note, good pfp, Double D
My favorite thing abt raxx's freakouts is how the madder he gets the further his eyes drift apart. Hes looks at both corners of the attic by the end of this one.
Around the 35min mark he literally faints and smacks his head on his desk
I didn’t believe you, so I went and looked. Why the fuck did he do that 💀
@@marz11345 haha maybe left the bed bug juice bottle cracked and it’s been filling he’s room
@marz11345 he's a Petri dish of diseases. Probably reeling in from them more as he deteriorates
All them percs Sally feeds him lmao.
I love how Cyraxx always links everyone to Marty 🤣
SEVEN YEARS MARTY!!!
In his gravelly “grr I’m so scary” voice: SEVEN FUCKING YEARS MARTY
That "late for dinner" line... thats my grandfathers go to line.
You forgot to mention the part when cyrax fainted and hit the floor for a brief moment
"dont call me latee for dinner" no ones calling you that, people are calling you a predator and a pdfile
Behind every blade of grass is Marty
Every time cyraxx smiles a puppy dies
Every time he smiles a kitten gets cancer
Is that a ygotas reference? If so, good one.
Why doesn’t he stop doing it then? EVIL goblin!
@@p3talsdotpng its the puppy apocalypse
Every time he smiles a child is molested
This dude basically did a speed run on picking up infinite more trolls
Raxx doing PR stuff like this is hilarious.
He's cancelled himself about a 1000 times over online with his heinous behaviour. What's he hoping to accomplish?
and what he said and did here was extremely mild for Chance the pdfile.
Being raxxos caretaker would be like owning the most annoying little pet ever. Just a moronic little critter locked in the attic.
No caregiver could ever go to that house until the bedbugs were taken care of. And he's filthy, I couldn't.
Bed Bug killer was still there. He fell over for some reason around the 35 minute mark and it was still chilling on the shelf.
How it began: "What you guys do is awesome"
How it ended: "F*ck the Lolcow Podcast!"
To think we warned him not to do this.
Guess its FINALLY the end of the Doritos Bag arc. Sad day in Raxxology
The kings dead, hail to the king!!!
Or: there will be another bag or a pizza box or something to feed his animals. He is very caring for his animals.....
@Kingcobra6699 he'll replace the Doritos bag with more and more lotion.
I think the bag is still there just repositioned
Holy fuck you're right
That bag was a limited edition alternate art. This is the end of an era
“Still in the mother’s fetal sack” He really thinks that hammers home the point.
He says it everytime talkin about it
Cyrax creeped up the stairs and peaked out the door, ready to giggle with his new found buddies....until they kicked em right back down the stairs back into the basement lol, straight to the pillow for it's regular soaking of tears
I absolutely LOVE how much you absolutely despise ol' boogster. I can hear the disdain in your voice and it's lovely.
Boogie asking him "why are you so ugly?" seems funny until you realize Boogie just gave himself an Ozempic shot in his belly on the air while a mouse escaped from his neck flap...
I never dared dream I’d see the day where Saturated’s unbridled disgust for Boogie would meet his detailed analysis of the mound of skin flakes and scabs that is Cyraxx.
ever noticed with chance that the madder he gets the more his eyes drift further apart?
Not to mention his tenuous-at-best connection with reality.
@@QuantumDecoherenceZero 😂 😂😂
Another tell is when he lies in a rant, he closes his eyes.
This is an alternate-universe version of Howard Stern's wack-pack. Cryaxx is BeetleJuice.
No way, Beet was likable and cool.
@@mikes62soupcan yeah, the ladies loved him
Cyraxx is either the drunk midget or Ronny the limo driver lmao
Don't badmouth beetlejuice
You can see how happy he gets when he think people are on his side lmao
"They didnt have any goals. They just wanted to sit home, and have somebody else take care of them." C'mon Chauncey...that doesn't sound familiar?
The fuckin' 33 year old living in his grandmother's attic dumps someone for not having any goals. The lack of self-awareness is just insane. It's like holding a mirror to him and he sees a Black man who's super handsome and buff.
Did anyone else get hard when they saw the title? This is gonna be hilarious
yup
Im sure you were not the only one edging to this.
Saturated is so good he even makes the women erect
😉
dude
I'm so glad Tommy went after him and didn't stop. He really made that episode watchable.
Turkey Tom documentary was C+ and that's being very generous
Not even that shit was ass
It was alright. Definitely spent a little too much time on his early life.
R.I.P. bed bug repellent and Doritos bag
Things don’t get better in the future. They just get stupider
I normally think tommy is annoying with his loudass cackling but he carried this episode
I like Tommy’s zero tolerance for pdf’s. He was the first to call out mamamax for being an idiot and exploiting S.A. victims for views while doing nothing to help
“Here’s another thing what a lot of people don’t realize” my favorite cyraxx quip
I didn't know skull scratcher comedy was on the table again.
The best bit is that Chance was hinting at going on a big podcast a few weeks ago and MBM should be worried. Only to find out Chance was only invited on as a easy layup for the team so they can know what it feels like to be the Cyber Bullies for once in their lives. Bunch of regarded cattle..
Hit the nail on the head there. Tommy C aside this was purely about Wings and Boogie punching down on someone else instead of being on the defensive for a change.
"Hey, its like i tell everyone, call me whatever you want, just dont call me late for dinner! Which is the nickname the ol rax-max calls 13 year old bussy! Hah!"
Hell yeah. I’ve been waiting for saturated to slam doink on that regard for this.
Chance getting Absolutely destroyed is priceless
Being late for dinner is literally the worst thing a person can do
That was great. His gullibility, easing into the obvious questions and rebuttals to his bullshit.
wtf he projects so much. Saying his trolls stay at home and live off their parents lol
Same as the other horrorcow Kingcobra, and NaL. All of them seem to have this big ass ego for being pathetic bum losers
Technically he doesn't live off his parents.
His dad got arrested for R*p*ng a little girl on a bike path, and his mom burned to death.
He lives with his grandma and her husband. In which he choked his Grandma out.
This is actually a funny dynamic. Cyraxx wants in because they’re more successful but he has to hold back a bit, it’s that same type of attitude we got when he got signed for the record deal lmao
I can't help but feel like Boogie is gonna invite Chance to a Mukbang
0:06 Good god you can TELL that Rax initially probably thought this live stream was going to be like some sort of interview with him about his music or something- bc he's like super happy and hyped and it looks like he thinks he's being interviewed like an e-celeb lol.
Edit: "I listened to some of your music"
oh my god... i feel for this man...
the psychological damage from this felt falling into a nettle bush
I had an instagram video start playing and the person started sayin "im gonna rage im gonna rage!" As cyraxx was starting to get angry it was perfect timing
Cyrax trying to sound like he knows the UA-cam game “it’s all about perspective” lmao reminds me of murderface from metalocolypse
Tommy C is the ULTIMATE ball buster and I hope he can do more of this stuff lol
"child enthusiast" bruhwhatthehellbruh XD
"call me whatever you want"
*this is where the fun begins BOYS*
I love watching that discoosting predator squirm when he starts losing his "friends" mid stream lol
This little goblin is quite a character
“BOOGIE DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY LIFE?!” “TOMMY DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY LIFE!?” “JORDY DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY LIFE!?” This will do down in the history books as a hood classic
I think wings & boogie were supposed to be good cop bad cop respectively, although neither have the charisma to hold it together so they need Tommy being the charismatic lieutenant interjecting through the 2 way mirror
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!" DID YALL SEE CYRAXX NOD OUT AND FALL ON THE PODCAST?! HILARIOUS. I SCREEN RECORD IT. OR GO TO THE POD AROUND 35 MINS 😂
That was the best part!!!😅
Freddy vs Jason alien vs predator, now cyraxx vs boogie
You know damn well he cleaned up and tried to schmooze boogie and wings because he heard about them getting paid and was just itching to latch onto the keemstar teet.
He went from ingratiating dweeb to rage quitting goblin. Never change Cryraxx
He looks like the crack fox from the mighty boosh
This is how lolcow live can blow up and actually get viewers instead of getting clipped, watching archives, or reactions.
“Do I look like I give a f***”
If you really didn’t care you wouldn’t be calling out the trolls 😂
I love cyraxx’s two monitor set up but some needs to tell him he doesn’t have to look at both at once
Cyraxx literally looks and acts straight out of an alternate Breaking Bad universe where a way uglier Jesse Pinkman somehow physically merged with Walter White and took too much of his own product.
I wouldn't say wings did absolutely nothing. He lulled cyraxx in
It’s one of his traits, he hides behind other ‘cows to make himself look good
It’s like the most regarded Brady bunch panel I’ve ever seen.
That Late for Dinner guy was losing his mind by the end of the show. Tommy C wasnt having any of Late for Dinner's lies!
The Akron Goblin child enthusiast said DON'T call him "Late for Dinner". He's gonna be hella mad when he reads your comment!
Background is that boogie went in as the “stupid” one, Tommy was the bad cop and wings was good cop, that’s why wings was quite and supportive, according to lolcow
I noticed the goblin has less scabs on his head maybe the bedbug killer is working its magic lmao
His 480p potato cam does a decent enough job of blurring out his head stigmata.
I genuinely feel like I'm going to open my eyes and be sitting on my friend from high school's couch. Theyll be asking me how my trip was, as i slowly realize that the last decade and a half was just a drug induced halucination.
Idk why cyrax being on an actual podcast is what did it, but holy sh*t.
Funny to think how only two months ago Boogie was considered so unimportant to Lolcow Live. Now look where we are!
Cyraxx looks like he was designed by Meatcanyon.
Thanks for covering this so I didn’t have to give lolcowlive an extra view
I just hope they didn’t pay him
He thought getting on this would make him. That it would prove his innocence and then his UA-cam career would take off. The funniest thing was him bringing up Tony again and again.
Thanks for the edging material as always 😘
We got to see full cycle in a single podcast.
Can't believe I'm on boogie's side for something. Tommy and Boogie cooked his ass.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
never ceases to amaze me that he get's baited every single time, this guy haha omg
That episode was epic. Holy cow. And to then hop on Martys stream and rage out again in the same day. What a blessed day.
Ooh the intro was a real throwback to what's goodie what's goodie what's goodie