It's the same way for the people who've been playing minecraft for a while, the sprint button is only a relatively recent addition Though it's much harder to use the double tap, which needs a little bit of room to do, on a ledge barely big enough to stand on that you need to jump from, when you can just press forward, sprint, and jump all at pretty much the same time
The Jardon is a very interesting species, when hes triggered he says slime instead of honey, and pronounced names wierd, like Mr. CoccOfFire. Very interesting indeed
0:00 Jordan: Alright. Dude, I'm stoked for this. At least I am right now. Ask me in a few minutes when I'm raging and can't beat one of the levels. *skips ahead* 6:24 Jordan: This is insanity
I would love it if Nick was putting in time stamps of how many minutes/attempts were cut out of the raw footage between the parts we do see. I.E. "its been twenty minutes on this one jump"
Of note; you can wall run faster by NOT looking into the block and sprinting across it. Basically if you're looking in the 90 degrees of the block you're sliding on, it'll slow you down. However, if you look at the 45 degrees between the corners (Say East-North if your Slime block is to your right/East and you're going north) and the cardinal direction you're trying to go (North in this example) you'll move across the honey, but not lose your forward momentum.
There's something they didn't have you do, which is turning mid-slide. Turning around the inside would require quick timing and turning around the outside would be hell.
"I wanted honey parkour, but only the sort where I cannot fail and no skill is required so I feel badass slipping down the wall all cool like, cheers" That's what i heard from the first rant in the video Jordan. xD
seeing him slam into the slide and expecting to make it is so frustrating. Obviously you will go further if you run parallel to it and strafe slightly to the side
2 things: 1. We need a resource pack that replaces honey sounds with Jardinian slurples 2. Someone should make a "Super Honey Man" map I do not have the tech nor skill to do either of these
i'm sure someone has mentioned it, but if you hold shift and walk as far off a honey block as possible you can do a normal jump, i am pretty sure that's how you're expected to jump off of them
Can't wait for the sequel with a doble slime block bounce to honey slide to slime block to corner honey slide along the wall of a parkour chamber to a ladder jump.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around "He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip" In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more One…
1. Jardon: *asks for honey block map* MrKacafire: ight imma end this mans whole career Jardon: *in regret* 2. Jardon: *pronouncing the map creator’s name wrong* Everyone: MRCOCKOFFIRE!?
There is this old saying, "Be careful what you wish for".
@@RealLordMrK *bee careful
MrKacafirekCZ you made the map right?
well yeah but who wishes for honey i dont get it
He want adequate and good map but not this mess for 5head ultrahigh nolifers.
i am the destroyer, 69 likes? MAKE THAT SHIT 70!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m only five minutes in but shout out to Nick for how much raging he probably had to cut out of the raw footage. 😂
mad respect to nick.
A list of the video is Jordan making weird bird noises
Minecraft History: CaptainSparklez was the first Minecraft UA-camr to complete a Double-slime-block-to-honey-slide Jump in a single attempt.
"mr cock of fire"
"sry the way i say it makes it sounds like a snack"
I heard "mr caca fire"... Which also sounds bad since "caca" means poop.
(How did the guy actually intend for it to be pronounced though?)
I heard it as "cockifier"
@@MuljoStpho yea, that's what Jardon meant to say. Everyone's just memeing about it being "cock of fire"
i heard it as "mr. cock on fire"
MuljoStpho kaka means poop in at least 12 languages
Take a shot every time Jordan mistakenly says “slime” instead of “honey”
i don’t want alcohol poisoning so no thank u lol
How many shots would that be? A Gallon? Lol
@Bukk A It's been 29 minutes since you commented. Are you still alive?
I had to count. 8 times. Not that bad 😅
@Bukk A lol
The color scheme on this map is so perfectly done
Peoples reactions to honey blocks
Mumbo honeyo: "helps with flying machines alot!"
Jardainon:" *parkOur* "
Today in: Jardon still double taps W to sprint rather than *use the forking sprint key* and so he falls off of ledges before he can sprint
Septyr Caleb EXACTLY!!! I literally just wrote a message about that! Idk why he doesn’t!
I do too. It's just easier. Probs cuz i started out as a PE player so I'm used to it.
He already said that some jumps are easier with double-tap, and some jumps are easier with ctrl. No need to rage.
VcSaJen oh okay haha
It's the same way for the people who've been playing minecraft for a while, the sprint button is only a relatively recent addition
Though it's much harder to use the double tap, which needs a little bit of room to do, on a ledge barely big enough to stand on that you need to jump from, when you can just press forward, sprint, and jump all at pretty much the same time
this was the longest ad for honey ive ever seen , damn.
Lol 😂
Grimm i know right at least they got captain sparkles to star in the ad 😂😂
@@Shiki_Kit lol xD
You know the bees are suing humanity for stealing all the honey
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no one:
jardon: [stressful parkour jump noise]
Jardon in any mild inconvenience "THIS IS THE HARDEST JUMP CHECKPOINT "
jardon: not even a problem-
*forks it up*
Sparklez: Mr. Cockifier
UA-cam: REEEEEEEEE GIVE ME YOUR MONEEEEEEEY
Idea theif
I Iswagdelicious No I took “inspiration”
@@wolfanize4334 and because of that you're getting triple the likes :/
It's actually pronounced Catsafeereck.
I Iswagdelicious I think it’s the reverse card
The Jardon is a very interesting species, when hes triggered he says slime instead of honey, and pronounced names wierd, like Mr. CoccOfFire. Very interesting indeed
Jardon not appreciating that the honey blocks on the wall spell ''honey block''
Bruh did you even look at the thumbnail
@@gigaboom_9618 I did but the fact that it is there doesn't mean he appreciates it
@@baksteenspook1560 it's just spelling with blocks...
@@baksteenspook1560 its just a word in a block game bro
@@havesomerubicon6097 was also not meant so offensive, although on second read it does sound that way...
Kakafire is either the aftermath of cheetos that were too flamin hot, or a venerial disease.
Jardon: Kacafire
UA-cam: hippity hoppity your money's my property
Mojang released bees as part of the updates for bee puns throughout the Minecraf Community
"Level 2 was the most diffi-*haw* " *jaw drops at level 8*
I love how Jardon is just like “I want more honey there isn’t enough” and five seconds later there’s more honey and he absolutely hates it
I love the sound the honey makes when you slide across it
I'm so very upset that you didn't get this video sponsored by honey. It's a missed opportunity in my opinion.
You have to face straight forward when honey sliding to increase your speed. Don’t face towards the honey blocks, it slows you down.
0:00
Jordan: Alright. Dude, I'm stoked for this. At least I am right now. Ask me in a few minutes when I'm raging and can't beat one of the levels.
*skips ahead*
6:24
Jordan: This is insanity
I would love it if Nick was putting in time stamps of how many minutes/attempts were cut out of the raw footage between the parts we do see. I.E. "its been twenty minutes on this one jump"
This literally got uploaded while he's playing MCSaturdays
LodtheFraud it was prolly scheduled
I laughed when Jardon said Mr. Cockifier.
We need CS go surf maps in minecraft with hunny block
Ever heard about conservation of momentum? Instead of jumping straight into the wall and turning 90 degrees
It makes so mad he does that
I so thought he said the map dev was "MrCockifer"
Lol
The power of a trap compels your ears
@@wolfanize4334 you stole their bloody comment, and got triple the likes, wow
Spooky Gaelic Gladiator bruh they just said “lol”
@@aaahaaah699 His* T3T
I swear if someone speedrun this, they will have mental breakdown instantly
17:34 sounds like when my Tourette’s gets bad
Jordan : At least give us a warmup!
The description of the map : "Not for begginners."
Of note; you can wall run faster by NOT looking into the block and sprinting across it. Basically if you're looking in the 90 degrees of the block you're sliding on, it'll slow you down. However, if you look at the 45 degrees between the corners (Say East-North if your Slime block is to your right/East and you're going north) and the cardinal direction you're trying to go (North in this example) you'll move across the honey, but not lose your forward momentum.
So I absolutely look forward to when someone remakes the old mirrors edge parkour map using the wall slides.
never has a sticky situation looked so sweet :P
There's something they didn't have you do, which is turning mid-slide. Turning around the inside would require quick timing and turning around the outside would be hell.
Jordawn: _Sees Kacafirek and pronounces it as_ "Cockoffire"
Me: I think his name would be like pronounced "cake-a-fear-ek"
What are your ideas?
Its a czech name and it sound more like Cat-suh-fee-rek
Lol nice honey pun jardon 0:37
4:27 made me laugh so hard
Next thing we need to see is a resource pack that replaces "You died!" wirh "You demonetized!"
The prophecy!
Nobody:
Jardon:
That's a checkpoint
This video was brought to you by, Honey. with a one click install
Jordan: give me some wall runs bro
Also Jordan:*fails the wall runs specifically made for him* why is this exactly what I wanted!
"I wanted honey parkour, but only the sort where I cannot fail and no skill is required so I feel badass slipping down the wall all cool like, cheers"
That's what i heard from the first rant in the video Jordan. xD
Jaradon:"Mr. Cockifire"
It sounds like another Markiplier alter ego...
Did I see a god damn bee pun in the description unbeelievable
24:47
You could not have scripted a better reaction
The honey blocks dont catch you... they *hug* you :3
seeing him slam into the slide and expecting to make it is so frustrating. Obviously you will go further if you run parallel to it and strafe slightly to the side
"This is going to be *SWEET*"
~ Jardon
(I see what you accidently did there)
4:44 Jardon becomes one with the hummingsharks
Map Maker: *this is a honey parkour* .
The *slime* blocks:
16:26 actually jardon they aren't straight forward they are curved
Damn I may have giggled a slight bit
you beat me to it. I had that same thought.
Jordan*
Shiro de Bunny No, it’s Jardon.
@@synonymrolls4051 Jordan, check his reaction channel's name
5:11 Slimeblock?
13:58
18:13
19:55
21:39 hé, he caught on!
Kacafirek is a Czech surname, hence the CZ in his nick.. It's pronounced like Cat-suh-fee-rek :) I hope it helped Jardon :D
More like [Ka-tsa-fi:-rek]
2 things:
1. We need a resource pack that replaces honey sounds with Jardinian slurples
2. Someone should make a "Super Honey Man" map
I do not have the tech nor skill to do either of these
This guy's voice is an ASMR on its own.
I can hear the double-tapped W...
24:45 I was laughing so hard
Would love to see an animation of this
i'm sure someone has mentioned it, but if you hold shift and walk as far off a honey block as possible
you can do a normal jump, i am pretty sure that's how you're expected to jump off of them
His expression at 13:19 is gold!
0:22 i wonder when Jardons gonna play henzoids second bee map
Making a Honey blocks parkour is challenging and annoying
Can't wait for the sequel with a doble slime block bounce to honey slide to slime block to corner honey slide along the wall of a parkour chamber to a ladder jump.
If I played this I would have raged and broke my keyboard
"lets keep out momentum boys" stops emidiatly
It's ok I am a terrible speller
You never said it had to be easy parkour
He’s one of those cats who plans how to jump perfectly but then jumps five inches before falling.
Me screaming threw it
“Just take an L!”
it's amazing that after all these years, some people still don't bind sprint to a separate key instead of double-tapping walk
Has anyone ever told him he can bind sprint to a key instead of needing to double-tap forward every time?
Next make a honey block secret rooms mod (ghost blocks/camo blocks) parkour map. That’s be fun to watch.
The best part of CaptainSparklez parkour videos.
15:00
17:32
19:28
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip"
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
One…
4:12 my mother .00001 seconds after my conception
Microsoft: hmm, now that we own minecraft, what should we make?
Lucio: *can wallride*
Microsoft:
The parkour master didn't want a challenge with his honey parkour.
Jardon: **misses a jump once** "tHiS iS tOo DiFfIcULt I'm SeTtiNg A cHeCkPoInT!!!"
Captain sparkles: this will be difficult
Also jardon: adds fifty billion checkpoints for himself
17:35 JUST PRESS CONTROL dear god press control please
Good Job Capn. Making Honey blocks "look" easy.
I heard that you press w twice to run you can just bind run to R it’s much easier, and you can start running mid air.
You know it’s good when Jardon sounds like a revving motor
jordan: says slime instead of honey block
me: ITS FORKING HONEY
This whole episode made my day
27:15 I thought more of dragonball when he talked about coming back to the tournement instead of minecraft monday lol
1.
Jardon: *asks for honey block map*
MrKacafire: ight imma end this mans whole career
Jardon: *in regret*
2.
Jardon: *pronouncing the map creator’s name wrong*
Everyone: MRCOCKOFFIRE!?
You cam also wallclimb like that first honey slide using honey blocks and you cam cover it with paintings and mke an secret invisible staircase
It's so funny watching the parkour king freak out
Does anyone else love his little rages and the noises he makes? No homo 17:34
4:27 He sounds like he's about to ask me if he can read me my voicemails or something
Would be cool if they had flying machines with honey as floating platforms flying between floating hazards such as fire or being pushed off.
Your videos are one of the best things in my life thank you
Jordan missed level three
19:30 I'm just freaking screaming at the screen telling you to move forwards instead of deaper into the block
Drinking game if you want to stay hydrated: take a sip every time he falls or says slime instead of honey
4:31 honestly tho XD
Be careful for what you wish for right?