Ah man, you guys remember some of the most memorable fighting game characters? Ryu Akuma Fulgore Spinal Nightmare Janitor Sewing Woman Firebird Man Policecar Man
I'm not gonna lie, when they were having so much trouble hacking into the multiplayer mode I thought they were going to give up and play 3rd Strike again.
It makes me think of that "simulation" episode of Rick and Morty where everything is poorly programmed and they see a toaster pastry drive off in a toaster to work. I don't think the Matrix was ever designed that badly.
Considering I know you from the Souls Guides, I'm starting to think that all notable youtubers are somewhat connected. What'd you think of their DS2 and BB LPs?
+Brian Hunter I'm pretty sure there was a quicker way to do this because my nine year old self figured this out without access to the internet but I'm fine with it taking them that long to do this
+Kito Brown (AspyreN7) there's all kinds of shortcuts. i actually think that the hacking menu is the best extras menu in almost any game, just based on the sheer amount of things you can do in it. like, there are audio files hidden in the codes, you can read emails between characters, cheats, modes, all kinds of shit :) and once you know the commands to open new directories you can hop in at any time. like if they just led with "login" and typed "frozenfish" it would have been there.
That fight with the car things is the deepest into the guts of a video game you could possibly achieve. It feels like you've done something wrong by getting this deep.
I just imagine this happening: "Neo." "Morpheus go away I'm eating cereal." "There is no spoon...." "What the crap are you tal- GODDAMMIT MORPHEUS GIVE ME BACK MY SPOON!" *Morpheus runs away holding up his trench coat*
After the "Flash-stepping Janitor vs. Regular-ass Sewing Lady," battle, I tried to take a shot as to who would be in the alley ... Let's just say, I didn't guess right, I don't think anyone could have foreseen that.
rewatched this because I mentioned this in a Twitch chat the other day and I think I just got lost in the conversation but there's also a non-zero chance no one believed me, and I fucking forgot about the Powerade vending machines
"This your last chance; after this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the _red_ pill, and you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the bottom of the barrel goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."
Hey, I'm with Liam. This must of taken care to hide fucking car fighters in the game. If making a firebird and police car playable fighters in a hidden multiplayer mode considered not caring, then I want more developers to not care super hard!
I'm not a very experienced fighting game player, so could someone fill me in on what the Zaibatsu's beef is with Blazblue? I've played a few matches with equally inexperienced players, and while I found the art style and character designs interesting, I don't exactly have the expertise to understand the fault in its mechanics.
+SixCubit I remember them mentioning it on the Podcast. Something about them hating the artstyle and character designs. They admitted that they were super petty about it. Its probably for the best. They probably only played CT and have no idea about anything thats changed since then.
+SixCubit From what I've gathered, it seems they dislike the amount of systems that each character has. Certain characters have multiple mechanics you need to pay attention to, and more than one usually becomes hard to keep track of. They also dislike the designs of the characters and how "totally NOT Guilty Gear" it is, since they are massive fans of Guilty Gear. Woolie even said that they're "drama queens" about Blazblue, so they know they're biased.
+SixCubit It basically boils down to osmosis. Other fighting game players on sites like SRK liked to shit on Blazblue (especially when all that we had was CT), and so they do too. This is also likely why they spout the same tired complaints whenever it's brought up (combos last forever), when that only applies to certain versions and is a moot point when the people playing are a bunch of scrubs who'd be lucky to hit a 3 hit combo.
Because they cannot walk away from being shitlords. To be fair, it would not be fun to watch since actually knowing combos matter. Now where is Aquapazza, Chaos Code, DFC, and Deadliest Warrior?
+WREQUIEM just re watch UNieL fisticuffs with Woolie complaining about mechanics that he never bothered to learn. Matt will mumble about stuff and make wierd grunt noises whenever Litchi, Bullet, or Makoto is on the screen. Pat will face roll as Tager and call Platinum his little Ashley. Liam will be sad Because Kagura isn't the same Kagura from Senran Kagura. There ya go.
+RoninS636 Path of Neo wasnt bad. Its actually a pretty good game. But Enter the Matrix isnt even beatable. The game just kinda locks itself if you get too far and you cant continue. Its pretty funny
Well... they appeared in the movies too though, they just didnt fight them. Havent watched the movies for so long, but you remember the Ghost Twins? The dude they were with, those were all vampires. It wasnt really explained though (luckily), so noone knew they werent just "humans".
We could get KI. Ultimax. Skulgirls. Hell, even BlazBlue. Instead we got 10 minutes of built-in game hacking and fights between Janitor/Sewing Woman and Firebird Man (who is a car)/PoliceCar Man?! GOOD. No joke, that's almost exactly what I want.
oh my god... I'm going to go to the screen on the ps2 and then be like "what if I told you, there was multiplayer in the matrix game we have" and then open up this and he shall freak the hell out.
I wish I could do a episode with the best friends, all of them are pretty funny and I love each video they make. But I'm not as high charisma as they are... But it's not bad to hold onto a dream...
At first I recoiled in horror, relieving nightmares from my childhood. Thinking once in a time far gone that this game would be any good. When I saw this video, i had so many emotions, I cried, I laughed, and the final emotion was just a mix of fear, horror, and laughter. I wasnt ready, my body and soul wasnt ready.
+Tyler Stickney Yeah, plus Woolie didn't know shit about saying his stint as Larry was his bad movies, he had Apocalypse Now, Rumble Fish, The Colour Purple, Red Heat, King of New York, Pee Wee's Playhouse, and Boyz N The Hood under that name...
+Campin Steve We'll get the episode tomorrow (assuming it's not a fucking mystery box) and then it's 3-4 days until the next one! Upload schedules are fucking great aren't they
+Campin Steve everyone knows that horror is most effective when it's extremely spaced out; and the tension gets time to fully deflate; and you sort of get unhype and stop giving a fuck and start watching someone else play the fucking game...
+spenny The Zaibatsu is salty that a game resembling a David Cage game can be good, so they plan to ruin it by removing all tension! It was their plan all along!
I miss these days
Still to this day
Ah man, you guys remember some of the most memorable fighting game characters?
Ryu
Akuma
Fulgore
Spinal
Nightmare
Janitor
Sewing Woman
Firebird Man
Policecar Man
akuma ain't got shit on police car man
+Devan Muse WE GOTTA PUSH POLICE CAR MAN FOR SUMMERSLAM!
No Gods! No Kings!
ONLY SSAPO!!!
+E1V1A No gods or kings only JAAYSOOON!
+Broly-Chan
Janitor and Firebird Man are my mains.
I'm not gonna lie, when they were having so much trouble hacking into the multiplayer mode I thought they were going to give up and play 3rd Strike again.
Yo Wikipedia now lists this video as a source proving this game is multiplier. The Best Friends have finally made it!
Pat on the recent best friend cast: "Don't worry, this time we will play a REAL fighting game".
At least we can trust Plague. Although Plague is less fighting games and more creepy barn stuff
Mild Mannered Pat strikes again
+stryflyer " _Milk Barn_ " -- get on that Newgrounds/Zone...
Woolie can use the Matrix powers to recreate the threesome chance he denied
Mago The Snowman Going deep into the rabbit hole that is the old videos on this channel. Nice reference. xD
+Mago The Snowman As if he even regrets it! this is woolie! he doesnt want a 3some, he wants a pie and to steal someone's umbrella!
And deny it again for mahvel
+Mago The Snowman woolie wants to take the other pill.
+Mago The Snowman Then the women turn into agents midway through the threesome.
My god, imagine if you had to hack a multiplayer mode for Revengeance, why do I want this so much
+rootbeermcgee Just imagine the extreme high level play's parry chains
+GenericSideCharacter You mean tap forward and attack forever and ever?
+seraphis Nah, they mean perfectly timed ones. So they'd attack, get parried and the guy would counter, they'd parry his counter, and so on.
+seraphis blocks and parries are not the same thing
+rootbeermcgee Everyone would so play as Armstrong
I WAS NOT READY THAT LAST MATCH, HOLY FUCK
It makes me think of that "simulation" episode of Rick and Morty where everything is poorly programmed and they see a toaster pastry drive off in a toaster to work. I don't think the Matrix was ever designed that badly.
+Joey's Singing Channel did you see keanu reeves' emotional scenes? i think it was
+GLEast It'd make sense if Policecar Man was a Civic. He'd be filling his CIVIC duty.
M. Wayne You should be punished for this comment.
Sent to the pungeon, perhaps?
We need to push Firebird Man for Summerslam.
+A German Spy We need to push Summerslam for Firebird?
+A German Spy Firebird Man for smash!
Considering I know you from the Souls Guides, I'm starting to think that all notable youtubers are somewhat connected. What'd you think of their DS2 and BB LPs?
+joujou264 German Spy has been on Plague's DS LP more than once
+A German Spy I was thinking the same thing
Still one of the best scrublords episodes ever recorded
Nine minutes of *HACKING!*
+Brian Hunter I'm pretty sure there was a quicker way to do this because my nine year old self figured this out without access to the internet but I'm fine with it taking them that long to do this
+Kito Brown (AspyreN7) Hell yeah; I'm one of those fans who reaaaallllly wants them to drop the entire two hours of fucking with DOA5 dlc.
+Kito Brown (AspyreN7) there's all kinds of shortcuts. i actually think that the hacking menu is the best extras menu in almost any game, just based on the sheer amount of things you can do in it. like, there are audio files hidden in the codes, you can read emails between characters, cheats, modes, all kinds of shit :) and once you know the commands to open new directories you can hop in at any time. like if they just led with "login" and typed "frozenfish" it would have been there.
@@xxinevitablexii8747 It's been so long, couldn't you manipulate the XBOX as well, or am I remembering wrong?
@@zaodedong9935 I only ever played on the ps2, so I couldn't say.
The game starts at 14:00..... but the REAL game starts at 5:05.....and the part everyone wants to see starts at 34:43
Policecar Man vs. Firebird Man may be the best thing I've ever seen on youtube. On the other hand I may have finally lost my grip on reality
Janitor vs. Sewing Woman was the round they learned throw reversals though....😎
sewing woman vs janitor, HYPEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME!
14:30 "Final Fight of the Osiris"
*Hype meter explodes*
"I mean, Final Flight of the Osiris"
*Hype deflates...*
The Pickles I thought this was gonna be another lost FF game, like Seventh Son.
Well they didn't lie. This does end with "X".
+ghostfear2011 That what people mean by they thought they teased Ultimax?
Yes.
***** They farm the salt from those who got upset.
And use the salt for the Woolie Hole.
***** Ech.
That fight with the car things is the deepest into the guts of a video game you could possibly achieve. It feels like you've done something wrong by getting this deep.
"The spoon of fate is bending." My new favorite Zaibatsu quote.
I love love LOVED doing the DoS prompt when I was young.
I just imagine this happening:
"Neo."
"Morpheus go away I'm eating cereal."
"There is no spoon...."
"What the crap are you tal- GODDAMMIT MORPHEUS GIVE ME BACK MY SPOON!"
*Morpheus runs away holding up his trench coat*
Another game to add to the list of "goddamn it was awful but i loved it as a kid and played it all the time so i'm ashamed" list
Like Lego Batman 2
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
After the "Flash-stepping Janitor vs. Regular-ass Sewing Lady," battle, I tried to take a shot as to who would be in the alley
... Let's just say, I didn't guess right, I don't think anyone could have foreseen that.
My mouth was agape because I can't sense of it. Nothing about this mode adds up at all.
YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ULTIMAX, BUT IT WAS ME! ENTER THE MATRIX!
YOU ALL BOUGHT IT!
This isn't Until Dawninronpa the Phantom Reboot Adventures or a Saturday!
This comment is underrated
+Matt Spivey We need to push this comment for summer slam.
+Zero the Third Comment Removed
+Zero the Third " Until Dawninronpa the Phantom Reboot Adventures or a Saturday!"- is strange
best thing ever.
rewatched this because I mentioned this in a Twitch chat the other day and I think I just got lost in the conversation but there's also a non-zero chance no one believed me, and I fucking forgot about the Powerade vending machines
The salt is polished to a mirror sheen
The whole hacking scene is giving me horrific Windows 95 flashbacks...
'95 is best Windows
god i love games that barely exist online
Matt: Oh who you gonna be you gonna be NOTHING or you gonna be NO ONE
Please play the Path of Neo XD
On Scrublords, you guys should make the loser keep the controller, instead of the winner
I want a room like that. Consoles, posters, shelves upon shelves of video games, friends surrounding me and SNACKS!
Anyone else watching this before the new movie?
Neo is
Lol watched it after and thought of this
I seriously did not expect that last match-up. At all.
Pat: Maybe the machines were right in killing us...
In the matrix timeline, he's not wrong.
*bangs table*
FULL ENTER THE MATRIX PLAYTHROUGH
We're drunk and this is the best thing ever! Love you guys!
"This your last chance; after this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the _red_ pill, and you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the bottom of the barrel goes.
Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."
The intro to Saturday morning scrub lords is the best intro of any video on UA-cam. YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES?
I was the Matrix all along
+DerEliteBaum I've entered you
Comment 1000 miss the boys in 2021
Hey, I'm with Liam. This must of taken care to hide fucking car fighters in the game. If making a firebird and police car playable fighters in a hidden multiplayer mode considered not caring, then I want more developers to not care super hard!
I remember this game, when I unlocked the VS mode I thought it was the coolest thing.
I'm not a very experienced fighting game player, so could someone fill me in on what the Zaibatsu's beef is with Blazblue? I've played a few matches with equally inexperienced players, and while I found the art style and character designs interesting, I don't exactly have the expertise to understand the fault in its mechanics.
+SixCubit I remember them mentioning it on the Podcast. Something about them hating the artstyle and character designs. They admitted that they were super petty about it.
Its probably for the best. They probably only played CT and have no idea about anything thats changed since then.
+SixCubit From what I've gathered, it seems they dislike the amount of systems that each character has. Certain characters have multiple mechanics you need to pay attention to, and more than one usually becomes hard to keep track of.
They also dislike the designs of the characters and how "totally NOT Guilty Gear" it is, since they are massive fans of Guilty Gear. Woolie even said that they're "drama queens" about Blazblue, so they know they're biased.
+SixCubit It basically boils down to osmosis. Other fighting game players on sites like SRK liked to shit on Blazblue (especially when all that we had was CT), and so they do too. This is also likely why they spout the same tired complaints whenever it's brought up (combos last forever), when that only applies to certain versions and is a moot point when the people playing are a bunch of scrubs who'd be lucky to hit a 3 hit combo.
Because they cannot walk away from being shitlords. To be fair, it would not be fun to watch since actually knowing combos matter.
Now where is Aquapazza, Chaos Code, DFC, and Deadliest Warrior?
+WREQUIEM just re watch UNieL fisticuffs with Woolie complaining about mechanics that he never bothered to learn.
Matt will mumble about stuff and make wierd grunt noises whenever Litchi, Bullet, or Makoto is on the screen.
Pat will face roll as Tager and call Platinum his little Ashley.
Liam will be sad Because Kagura isn't the same Kagura from Senran Kagura.
There ya go.
30:48 I knew about the car battle and I was eagerly waiting. Was not dissapointed.
I'm fairly certain there are no time zones in North America where this is considered Saturday Morning.
+Avuncular Mayonnaise in prison colony australia it's Saturday morning
+Avuncular Mayonnaise *insert gif of Wolfcastle saying "Dat's da joke!" here.*
+Avuncular Mayonnaise And you would be incorrect. No where in the USA is it considered after 12am yet.
I waited until 12:00am in my time zone to watch this, so I wouldn't feel confused.
+Andrew Allen *Stalia
My favorite part of watching scrublords is basking in the futility of pat attempting to open that bottle of vodka with his tiny baby ginger hands.
I loved how woolie took forever on the hacking menu to hype it up. Holy fuck this was glorious
that exchange at 8:00 made my day. Nice job, Pat.
...I can't believe you're using this game.
I can't believe you're using this game for Scrublords.
OH GOSH I PLAYED THIS SO MUCH BEFORE I KNEW WHAT A GOOD GAME WAS
Aw shit I played this game! Take a look at Path of Neo if you get the chance!
Isn't that one better? I remember the ads for it being pretty bad ass.
Oh man! I still own Path of Neo! I'm gonna go play it now.
i played eneter the matrix it didnt seem thay bad
+RoninS636 Path of Neo wasnt bad. Its actually a pretty good game.
But Enter the Matrix isnt even beatable. The game just kinda locks itself if you get too far and you cant continue. Its pretty funny
+gamester091 i think i had the baby logo enter the matrix game
because nobody has played this part of the game these guys are probably world champions of it
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
I love the two weeks of scrublords after the month of Rustlecuffs. its like deflating a ballon as it makes that farting Woolie-esque sound
*hacker voice*
I'm in
I want a full Let's Play of this. My childhood has never looked so shitty.
Wikipedia has been updated to reflect the multiplayer.
Starcraft5477 (Shao Kahn voice): Excellent
In the single player campaign of this game, you have to fight werewolves and vampires at a point.
That is not a joke. That is real.
Well... they appeared in the movies too though, they just didnt fight them. Havent watched the movies for so long, but you remember the Ghost Twins? The dude they were with, those were all vampires. It wasnt really explained though (luckily), so noone knew they werent just "humans".
Dude! How did you guys get Platinum's Tranformers game so early?!
0:15 I am building my own little collection of games old and new and I hope one day it'll look like that
How’s your collection looking these days?
30:51 IT SUDDENLY BECAME WORTH IT
This reminds me that a Matrix MMO existed... and even after all these years, I'm still scared to look into what it was.
We could get KI. Ultimax. Skulgirls. Hell, even BlazBlue. Instead we got 10 minutes of built-in game hacking and fights between Janitor/Sewing Woman and Firebird Man (who is a car)/PoliceCar Man?! GOOD. No joke, that's almost exactly what I want.
Once, when Woolie shut the door in my face, I stopped the video and never watched it afterwards.
It felt...right.
Oh no! Triple swerve! They promised a game ending in "X" and we got it! XD
oh my god...
I'm going to go to the screen on the ps2 and then be like "what if I told you, there was multiplayer in the matrix game we have" and then open up this and he shall freak the hell out.
high end next level bait the fuck and switch
this is legit masterful
This game was the shit when I was younger, I don't care what anyone says
Yo fuckin' Firebird Man and PoliceCar Man...This definitely has Veteran Fighter beat.
That last match stopped my heart.
This is the legacy the Matrix deserves.
This is the greatest video you've ever made.
I....I wasn't expecting that final fight
vugibu oip I was more surprised that they didn't know about this. I guess I'm one of the few people who played this dumpster fire
woolie's little "no" in the beginning gets me every time
I wish I could do a episode with the best friends, all of them are pretty funny and I love each video they make. But I'm not as high charisma as they are... But it's not bad to hold onto a dream...
At first I recoiled in horror, relieving nightmares from my childhood. Thinking once in a time far gone that this game would be any good. When I saw this video, i had so many emotions, I cried, I laughed, and the final emotion was just a mix of fear, horror, and laughter. I wasnt ready, my body and soul wasnt ready.
The Matrix: Path of Sewing Woman
Oh good lord, that kerning on the character names!
Pat calling Nightmare on Elm Street 3 a terrible movie is my daily reminder as to why I hate Pat.
+Tyler Stickney Yeah, plus Woolie didn't know shit about saying his stint as Larry was his bad movies, he had Apocalypse Now, Rumble Fish, The Colour Purple, Red Heat, King of New York, Pee Wee's Playhouse, and Boyz N The Hood under that name...
I knew about the cars! I played this game when was like 8 and the cars are as awesome today as they were then
27:00 That was actually pretty sick
I knew. I loved this game as a kid, I was just WAITING for the last battle!
There is no bed in the bedroom
sobs
Where is Until Dawn???
+Campin Steve
Push Until Dawn for Scrublords
+Campin Steve We'll get the episode tomorrow (assuming it's not a fucking mystery box) and then it's 3-4 days until the next one! Upload schedules are fucking great aren't they
+Campin Steve everyone knows that horror is most effective when it's extremely spaced out; and the tension gets time to fully deflate; and you sort of get unhype and stop giving a fuck and start watching someone else play the fucking game...
+spenny The Zaibatsu is salty that a game resembling a David Cage game can be good, so they plan to ruin it by removing all tension! It was their plan all along!
+WHYUNO19 Until Dawn should be a Friday Night Shiticuffs.
If you did this, why don´t you play the revenge of the siths game for PS2? It has the same kind of multiplayer.
Count dooku's damage sound effects in that are the best
+Gundogcox24 Yeah they listened me! Fuck Ultimax.
I fucking loved the hacking mini game as a kid.
godammit Messiah owns, Pat! (did i already post this...?)
I've never seen something be so hilarious and tear-jerking at the same time.
I wish more games had a hidden multiplayer/fighting game mode.
So this is the "Real fighting game" that was mentioned on the podcast?
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!
Implying that the Matrix code isn't my screen saver RIGHT NOW Woolie.
Who the fuck was Ballard?
This was one of my favorite games growing up. I did both playthroughs multiple times
This had versus mode
WAT...
Shippumen lost to a technicality
WAT...
Dey watched the damn begining cutscene
WAT...
HACKING MODE IS THE HYPEST THOUGH YOU LOVE IT
Soo... i updated the wiki
It makes me soooo happy that Liam made a Steel Panther reference. He's officially the coolest.
DATABASE DATABASE
You know it's gonna be a good Scrublords when it takes them 10 minutes to actually access the versus mode.