God, Pat reading off all the different articles citing this game's similarities to Tekken just to make him look right was great. He must have felt so good reading all that off
Frisky and he said his been playing a lot of tekken but he still is rong about it witch means that he's a huge liar and he stole mi pi and killed mi dog
Crazy Talk only activates on pat and decided to spite woolie because its pats stand after all, all the power in the world and it will not use it just to spit woolie.
That penguin character is literally King. Same growl and everything. This is Tekken. The music, stages, character models. Everything. Woolie couldn't be more wrong.
Certainly was. Interesting note: Konami did have a Virtua Fighter clone in the works back in the 90's called Fighting Bujutsu but it never was released; only a beta which you can find online in vids and a barely working rom
*the following is a short story based on Woolie as a child in a spelling bee* Little Darlington has made it to the final round of the school spelling bee. He's up next and begins to walks sheepishly to the center stage of the auditorium. A single spotlight and an empty mic is all he can see, beyond the light Woolie could only make out the vague shapes of the rows and rows of the parents and fellow school mates. Woolie's nervous, knees weak and palms sweaty, but on the surface he looks calm and ready. A loud, clear and concise voice comes from the darkness. "Woolie, your next word is TEKKEN" Woolie pauses.. he clears his throat and finds his voice "can you use it in a sentence please?" "Kensei: Sacred Fist plays, looks and feels like a TEKKEN game" Woolie closes his eyes for only a second and then like a flash of lightning he knows.. his confidence soars "TEKKEN.. V-I-R-T-U-A F-I-G-H-T-E-R.... TEKKEN" Woolie wears a big shit eating grin on his face and with a skip in his step walks back to his seat confident he nailed it... later that night poor little Darlington cried himself to sleep for coming in 2nd in the School Spelling Bee
Abed Nadir Woolie has been training a technique to surpass Crazy Talk it's called [Reality Reversal] it's when his stand counters and causes the opposite of it's ability to happen
Pat screaming out news articles, comments and wikis while Matt does his invincible log roll on the floor with Woolie’s stubborn silence fucking killed me. *cackles* Long live scrublords!
So Woolie notes one difference and can't tell what something is. Pat should come into the office wearing a baseball cap and see if Woolie introduces himself.
I wish they had included some footage of the racing mini game. The characters ran on foot around a track, it was really weird. It would have been hilarious to see these guys goofing around with that mode.
Just a bit of information, this game is the only fighting game ever made where block actually causes your character to visually evade attacks depending on the area of the attack. It's an exceptional mechanic that, after seeing it, ruins any other fighting games where blocking an attack is a static animation. Also, there is a moves list in this game and even the 'clone' characters have a couple of differences in their attack chains... But ever character has a massively long combo that finishes with a extremely flashy move, like Akira who has a 9 hit combo that ends with a time stop camera spin flying dragon kick.
Unrelated to how this game *totally plays like TEKKEN* , a reminder that the port for Dragon's Dogma comes out next month for anyone interested. Also a reminder that the female bandit leader doesn't like men, but you can get through her camp without fighting if you wear a dress.
Until there's an option specifically to get pawns to shut the hell up without touching the rest of the audio i ain't going anywhere near Dragon's Dogma, no matter how badly i want to.
Professor's left handed Hero Even if you don't like Dragons Dogma you should still play it for its character creator. You can make anything from healer Guts to a berserker loli.
Why are so many people schooling Woolie on his lack of knowledge in the comments section? Pat already spent about 8 minutes drilling it into his frontal lobe.
Woolie: it's not teller because I'm seeing any pop ups or juggles.. "10 seconds later a pop up into a 1 hit juggle happens" CRAZY TALK IS GAINING THE POWER TO ALTER OTHER PEOPLE!!
Douglas is totally just Steven Seagal. Asian print shirt, weird semi-martial art hand motions and stance, and everything! All that's missing is the short ponytail.
And if you're not a scrublord, then something's terribly wrong, 'Cause this might be the last time, You hear the Bu Gi song. Whoa-oh~ Whoa-ohhh~ WHOA-OHHH~ I'M THE OOGIE BU GI MAN!
This is what you get when you design the look of all of your fighting game characters in 1 afternoon. Guy in shorts. Guy in different colored shorts. Blonde lady. Old man.
Pat might have [Crazy Talk], but Woolie has [Never Tell a Lie] which lets him be 100% sure that what he says is the truth, ignoring all evidence to the contrary.
So I saw the gameplay in the first five or so minutes and was like "This game looks really good. Why is this a scrub lords?" Then I got to Matt rolling around like an asshole and Pat being a gigantic baby about it being a Tekken clone (which it totally is) and it suddenly made sense.
I still fully believe they did Dong Dong as a scrublords on purpose to keep expectations low before viewing the video so that people seeing the game for the first time also get blown away by it
This is way more Tekken, than it is Virtua Fighter, just looking at it. It's missing some Tekken Stuff, but not having those things doesn't make it VF.
Haven't played it, but it totally looks like a middle ground between Tekken 2 and 3. Maybe a bit of Fighting Vipers, but it's been too long since i've played that one.
aka Let's Listen's to Akira Yamaoka's (of Silent Hill 2 OST fame) Sick Riffs. I met him at a convention a couple years back. His response to me playing back a piece he did for Kingdom Hearts 2, "The Other Promise", in order to confirm if he really composed it, was met with a soft nod of approval. Basically an equivalent of saying "Hey, that's neat" or more accurately, that one quotable time Peter Griffin responded to a set of good news with a simple "Neat" after having just replied previously with high exuberance. No, THAT exuberance came in when I ran into him again before he was about to leave the event, and played back his music for the Building/Spot stage in this game. THAT was met with the "OH YEAH! THAT WAS MY JAM!" nods of approval I was hoping for.
I was worried we'd not have a Scrublords tonight, so I got Death Cargo playing in the other tab.... can I possibly watch both at once?!?!? The answer lies... in the heart of that stupid tiger-shark gun.
For the time, I have to say, this didn't look too bad. I wouldn't have been disappointed if I stumbled across it. As for Jelly/Billy, I bet one character is selected with the punch button, and the other is selected with the kick button, like a Roger/Alex type situation.
Marvel Vs. Capcom 1 and 2, The even talk Matt out of playing the early SFAlpha games, and DoA 3 IN THIS VIDEO. Any other of the Tekken games. There's a lot out there, but Woolie's been riding this shitty gimmick far too long.
There's a reason that there are barely any good "non mainstream games" If the games are good, they'll catch on. This is just self-fulfilling prophecy bullshit if that's their true aim.
seraphssavior Actually Matt was talking about "Street Fighter Ex Plus Alpha" that was released for PS1, not the Alpha series. They were talking about how they played the worst EX game in the series which is EX3 and how they should instead play EX+A, which is much better.
God, Pat reading off all the different articles citing this game's similarities to Tekken just to make him look right was great. He must have felt so good reading all that off
I love how Woolie commits to being wrong.
Just says; Fuck it. I'm going down with the ship.
Frisky When you miss the three second window to admit that you were wrong so it feels less awkward to just commit to being wrong.
Frisky Pat is often wrong more often and super commits to it.
Frisky There's a certain nobility in that.
Frisky and he said his been playing a lot of tekken but he still is rong about it witch means that he's a huge liar and he stole mi pi and killed mi dog
Now, has Woolie always had that ability to be super wrong, or has the Woolie Hole enhanced his abilities beyond what is humanly possible?
Can't believe they had an entire episode where Woolie thought Pat's [Crazy Talk] was activated, but really Woolie was just wrong
Crazy Talk only activates on pat and decided to spite woolie because its pats stand after all, all the power in the world and it will not use it just to spit woolie.
@RollCritFail
Pat's training with Kenpachirama-sama really paid off.
Pat crazy talk and Woolie being wrong isn't non-mutually connected
That's the true power of his Stand; no one knows what's true anymore.
Also, "non-mutually connected" legitimately depresses me.
woolie, this is so fuckin tekken.
so fukken tekken
This is totally classic Tekken, Woolie. YOU don't remember Tekken. OR Virtua Fighter.
I personally favored classic Dead or Alive Woolie over classic Tekken Woolie.
You can hear the salt crystals on Woolies dreads forming
Noah James That sounds like itd be a dangerous attack.
We can't get over how much of a Tekken game this is. It's basically a mod, that adds improvements of the original game.
Woolie is fucking high. This looks WAY more like early Tekken than early VF.
seraphssavior Amsterdam took its toll
I think the green hair dye is starting to seep in to his brain.
That penguin character is literally King. Same growl and everything. This is Tekken. The music, stages, character models. Everything. Woolie couldn't be more wrong.
.........
No Mark and David are king and armor king. Btw musics are original and awesome
True!
Its definitely a tekken clone. That penguin is actually king. Like actually
Holy shit! That why he has a fucking tiger roar when he wins!
That's no King, that's an Emperor... penguin.
ENONCE NOTEV Nah its Lovelace from happy feet
Nah, it's Linda Lovelace from Deep Throat
The parrot is King. The penguin is Armored King xD
Fascinating Fact:One of the composers for this game was Akira Yamaoka. You may know him as the composer for Silent Hill.
Fighter600 That explains why this game has good music. The only good thing about it, actually.
This is the most Tekken thing I've ever seen!
Certainly was. Interesting note: Konami did have a Virtua Fighter clone in the works back in the 90's called Fighting Bujutsu but it never was released; only a beta which you can find online in vids and a barely working rom
This fighting game tastes like a TEKKEN!
"Mmmmhhh, TEKKEN!"
@Professor's left handed Hero
Tekken would've had change for a $20...
It tastes like a shit
Familar but also spooky that was the joke...
Professor's left handed Hero Dragons Dogma is getting a re-release
Woolie has never played Tekken 3.
Ahh, Bu Gi.
The shadow descendant of [GOUGI].
I dunno what constitutes a shadow descendant, but it sounds fuckin rad.
_"cuz see, I, am... the Bu-Gi woogie king yes yeah!"_
it's the metal community's affectionate term for "illegitimate child" :)
fuckin radness tends to vary based on circumstances
Gougi 2: Electric Bu Gi Loo
The Hades Bu Gi!
*the following is a short story based on Woolie as a child in a spelling bee*
Little Darlington has made it to the final round of the school spelling bee. He's up next and begins to walks sheepishly to the center stage of the auditorium. A single spotlight and an empty mic is all he can see, beyond the light Woolie could only make out the vague shapes of the rows and rows of the parents and fellow school mates. Woolie's nervous, knees weak and palms sweaty, but on the surface he looks calm and ready. A loud, clear and concise voice comes from the darkness.
"Woolie, your next word is TEKKEN"
Woolie pauses.. he clears his throat and finds his voice "can you use it in a sentence please?"
"Kensei: Sacred Fist plays, looks and feels like a TEKKEN game"
Woolie closes his eyes for only a second and then like a flash of lightning he knows.. his confidence soars
"TEKKEN.. V-I-R-T-U-A F-I-G-H-T-E-R.... TEKKEN"
Woolie wears a big shit eating grin on his face and with a skip in his step walks back to his seat confident he nailed it...
later that night poor little Darlington cried himself to sleep for coming in 2nd in the School Spelling Bee
MCA5EY _UNDERRATED FUCKING COMMENT_
YOOOO I loved this game as a kid!! Also Douglas is str8 up Steven Segal.
Is Woolie so wrong that he made Pat right???? Is that the only way Pat can escape the effect of『Crazy Talk』???
Abed Nadir Woolie has been training a technique to surpass Crazy Talk it's called [Reality Reversal] it's when his stand counters and causes the opposite of it's ability to happen
CyberNinjaZero I would've named it [Fiasco] but that's just because I liked the artist. And it makes sense
CRAZY TALK AND AGREE TO DISAGREE ARE THE SAME KIND OF STAND!!!
Woolie didn't Surpass crazy talk, he STOLE it with 『 Thief in the Night』
5:24 you can actually hear the moment Woolie realizes he's completely wrong but just doubles down.
That rolling shit had me in tears
"Oh I can pick you up off the ground!"
"CAN YOU?"
Pat screaming out news articles, comments and wikis while Matt does his invincible log roll on the floor with Woolie’s stubborn silence fucking killed me. *cackles*
Long live scrublords!
Woolie is SUPER wrong. This is basically a Tekken romhack.
lupianwolf this is woolie after all.
Except Woolie is countering with his patented defense: Deny the truth and logic as much as physically possible, then run away until everyone forgets.
Epitaph of Gungnir "Agree to disagree."
You'd think a guy trying to get back into Tekken would recognize a Tekken ripoff when he sees one, even the HUD is a taken straight from Tekken.
woolie's stand power is so strong,
it even made us forget about rising superstar liam
Woolie, this is fucking Tekken.
Why does Woolie do this to himself? This is literally a Tekken 3 clone lol
nah bro this is total orig. bu gi is its own truth.
Johnny Bandana the first thing I said when the video started was "oh look at this tekken clone."
All this time, we never knew...
Woolie's *true* Stand is 「I WON'T BACK DOWN」
Crazy talk requiem
Crazy talk act 2
I'm super on Team Tekken for this one. But I'm not playing, so I dunno.
EDIT: PAT HAS GONE MAD WITH HIS GOOGLE LOOKUPS.
On one side we have Pat and Matt, everyone in the comments section, and the entire internet. On the other side is Woolie a known liar.
So Woolie notes one difference and can't tell what something is. Pat should come into the office wearing a baseball cap and see if Woolie introduces himself.
This could not be more Tekken if it tried, we've got King as a Penguin!
Virtua Fighter or Tekken? in timestamps
-It begins... (3:12)
-The escalation (5:45)
-Woolie predicts the future (6:37)
-Giant Bombshell dropped (11:47)
-Unconditional surrender (13:54)
-The truce (16:10)
editing videos, drawing intro's, and now kicking ass ? what CAN'T Billy do????
Fly to escape sealions.
Make an LP of 3rd birthday? In the inevitable Parasite Eve 3 LP Billy better make a guest appearance to explain himself.
...forget the cookies
Woolie being super wrong again. Tekken 8 confimed!!!
Man this game kinda reminds me of TEKKEN
I think you mean Virtua Fighter
King Toaster I think you mean Doa
I think you mean skullgirls
I think you mean SaltyBet
I think you mean Destrega
Christopher Walken and Steven Seagal in the same game, what a unique roster.
I wish they had included some footage of the racing mini game. The characters ran on foot around a track, it was really weird. It would have been hilarious to see these guys goofing around with that mode.
Woolie is insane, this is clearly Tekken.
Pat looking up the quotes and reviews for this shit to prove it's a Tekken clone is the funniest thing
Kensei: Sacred Fist is the Dark Souls of Tekken.
@DaBoweh
Underrated comment.
so will woolie admit his mistake on the next podcast now that the entire internet is yelling at him and siding with pat
Just a bit of information, this game is the only fighting game ever made where block actually causes your character to visually evade attacks depending on the area of the attack. It's an exceptional mechanic that, after seeing it, ruins any other fighting games where blocking an attack is a static animation.
Also, there is a moves list in this game and even the 'clone' characters have a couple of differences in their attack chains... But ever character has a massively long combo that finishes with a extremely flashy move, like Akira who has a 9 hit combo that ends with a time stop camera spin flying dragon kick.
Unrelated to how this game *totally plays like TEKKEN* , a reminder that the port for Dragon's Dogma comes out next month for anyone interested.
Also a reminder that the female bandit leader doesn't like men, but you can get through her camp without fighting if you wear a dress.
Until there's an option specifically to get pawns to shut the hell up without touching the rest of the audio i ain't going anywhere near Dragon's Dogma, no matter how badly i want to.
Graysett Aww hush. You know it's endearing. (For the first 2 minutes...)
You can sit down with your pawn and tell them to shit the fuck up in most situations. Usually a table at an inn
Richter The D can't speak for another person's pawn. Doesn't bother me though. After a while you just tune it out.
Professor's left handed Hero Even if you don't like Dragons Dogma you should still play it for its character creator. You can make anything from healer Guts to a berserker loli.
Woolie, this game is just bootleg tekken 3.
Billy really needs to edit some cookies in because that ghost keeps forgetting them.
Okay.
Why are so many people schooling Woolie on his lack of knowledge in the comments section? Pat already spent about 8 minutes drilling it into his frontal lobe.
X Life IT DIDN'T STICK
Watch as the best friends continue to continually pretend Konami still makes games.
What are you talking about? You mean they didn't exclusively make only Patchinko Machines before?
Konami? You mean that pachinko company that used to have a bunch of franchises?
What's that? What's a Law Lee Loo Lay Low?
I think there in denial
this episode is a work of art tbh
How did they not realise Douglas was Steven Segal? Its insane lol
Dude, Liam left forever ago and I still can't get over Matt yelling "you forgot the cookies!!!" at nothing.
Extended Pachiderm what do you mean left? I haven't been watching so I'm not up to date.
Zhou was LITERALLY Fred Dursting it
Everybody knows Fred Durst is the patron saint of dirty train molesters.
does that mean he's the patron saint of my uncle?
He's the patron saint of all our uncles. And most of us.
I'll meet you guys on the train
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN (what?)
Woolie: it's not teller because I'm seeing any pop ups or juggles..
"10 seconds later a pop up into a 1 hit juggle happens"
CRAZY TALK IS GAINING THE POWER TO ALTER OTHER PEOPLE!!
Don't blame it on the tekken
Don't blame it on the VF
Just blame it on the Bu Gi
Douglas is totally just Steven Seagal. Asian print shirt, weird semi-martial art hand motions and stance, and everything! All that's missing is the short ponytail.
WHERE THE HELL IS MAHVEL 1/2
I WANT TO BE TAKEN FOR A RIDE GODDAMN IT
Marvel 2 would make me super hype
Xenochrist Asking them to play MvC 1 and 2 before MvCI is like asking George Carlin to be the opening act for Carlos Mencia.
You have no idea how much i have wanted to see them play this, i used to play it ALL THE TIME as a kid and it was GARBAGE omg 😂
Garbage? I loved this game more then Tekken 3 XD
Oh wow, they even lifted the Tekken replay screen and hit sparks.
Truly, the best Virtua Fighter clone.
Woolie plays a Tekken game from 20 years after this game and forgets what Tekken 2 feels like to play.
I DEMAND MATT'S POWER ROLLS RECEIVE LIVE ACTION ADAPTATION
And if you're not a scrublord, then something's terribly wrong,
'Cause this might be the last time, You hear the Bu Gi song.
Whoa-oh~
Whoa-ohhh~
WHOA-OHHH~
I'M THE OOGIE BU GI MAN!
13:25 "We'll just have to agree to disagree about whether this is a Tekken rip off."
I love seeing everyone in the comments telling Woolie how absolutely wrong he is.
How did they not immediately recognize Douglas as Steven Seagal lol
This is what you get when you design the look of all of your fighting game characters in 1 afternoon.
Guy in shorts.
Guy in different colored shorts.
Blonde lady.
Old man.
Has Woolie never seen Tekken 3?
Oh god I really needed that hilarious rolling on the floor bullshit today, thanks so much for the laughs guys.
I hope to one day master the art of "fat man rolling around on ground"
Pat might have [Crazy Talk], but Woolie has [Never Tell a Lie] which lets him be 100% sure that what he says is the truth, ignoring all evidence to the contrary.
Fisticuffs? What's that? THIS is a PEA.
The evidence Pat brought to the table was not only funny, but very informative...
So I saw the gameplay in the first five or so minutes and was like "This game looks really good. Why is this a scrub lords?" Then I got to Matt rolling around like an asshole and Pat being a gigantic baby about it being a Tekken clone (which it totally is) and it suddenly made sense.
The press-rant made me cry
ZHOU Rolling Sold me on this Game.
Kensei: Sacred Fist is a 3D fighter with characters in it. It also has gameplay. It is also a video game.
What will it take for Fisticuffs? I know MvCI will probably hit Scrublords next.
more Death Cargo. Master the Frame-rate... Master the Entire Fighting GENRE!
Infinite's gonna be Fisticuffs. At this point, the only qualification for Scrublords is being obscure as fuck.
Sanodi21 Said it before, but we ain't getting a Fisticuffs until DBZ
Sanodi21 the distinction between fisticuffs and scrublords is foggy at best.I mean,SFV as a fisticuffs,but fucking Dong Dong as a scrublords?
I still fully believe they did Dong Dong as a scrublords on purpose to keep expectations low before viewing the video so that people seeing the game for the first time also get blown away by it
This is way more Tekken, than it is Virtua Fighter, just looking at it. It's missing some Tekken Stuff, but not having those things doesn't make it VF.
How wrong do you have to be, Woolie? This might as well be Tekken 2.5
Barrels? Where we're going we don't need barrels.
I love this game, I still have this on the ps1. Was very tekken, but I did enjoy how the game played and felt.
This is what is missing from the modern fighting game scene. The rolling on the ground mechanic.
Woolie has never and WILL never be more wrong!!!! He would have an easier time convincing the world that 2+2=FISH.
Haven't played it, but it totally looks like a middle ground between Tekken 2 and 3. Maybe a bit of Fighting Vipers, but it's been too long since i've played that one.
aka Let's Listen's to Akira Yamaoka's (of Silent Hill 2 OST fame) Sick Riffs. I met him at a convention a couple years back. His response to me playing back a piece he did for Kingdom Hearts 2, "The Other Promise", in order to confirm if he really composed it, was met with a soft nod of approval. Basically an equivalent of saying "Hey, that's neat" or more accurately, that one quotable time Peter Griffin responded to a set of good news with a simple "Neat" after having just replied previously with high exuberance. No, THAT exuberance came in when I ran into him again before he was about to leave the event, and played back his music for the Building/Spot stage in this game. THAT was met with the "OH YEAH! THAT WAS MY JAM!" nods of approval I was hoping for.
This is perhaps the greatest first three minutes of any best friends video ever. Truly worthy of the scrublords moniker
I was worried we'd not have a Scrublords tonight, so I got Death Cargo playing in the other tab.... can I possibly watch both at once?!?!?
The answer lies... in the heart of that stupid tiger-shark gun.
The Pickles wait what I wanna play Death Cargo where can I get the game dammit
11:24 Ah fuck the ancient Fred Durst style. How is one to defeat this!
12:50 Pat admits its a DOA clone so I guess woolie is right and it is just virtua fighter.
Some how I still feel the essence of Pat's stand power of being wrong.
Oh God! I remember this game back on the PSX era. Completely forgot about it until now. 23 years ago JEEZ! I'm old.
I'm surprise they didn't notice Steven Seagal aka Douglas in this game.
This is the perfect mix between Tekken and Virtua Fighter. DEAL WITH IT!!!
For the time, I have to say, this didn't look too bad. I wouldn't have been disappointed if I stumbled across it.
As for Jelly/Billy, I bet one character is selected with the punch button, and the other is selected with the kick button, like a Roger/Alex type situation.
ah the memories !! like that weird running mini game and thinking douglas is totally steven segal because he obvisously is
My god. Woolie is wrong, but Pat is the liar? This MUST be the work of an enemy stand!
Who forgot the cookies? I can't see anyone. Is this the work of an enemy STAND!?
Blame it on the Boogie.
So I guess Pat's stand works like Survivor because this is way closer to Tekken than VF, Woolie.
N00BSYBORG
Pat "Woolie the liar stole my STAND"
Does Woolie not realize there were other Tekken games before 7?
Finally!!! This was my first ever fighting game and I've been waiting Soo long to see this
7 Scrublords in a row...boy, I miss good fighting games.
Marvel Vs. Capcom 1 and 2, The even talk Matt out of playing the early SFAlpha games, and DoA 3 IN THIS VIDEO. Any other of the Tekken games. There's a lot out there, but Woolie's been riding this shitty gimmick far too long.
There's a reason that there are barely any good "non mainstream games" If the games are good, they'll catch on. This is just self-fulfilling prophecy bullshit if that's their true aim.
i wanna see them finally get to The Outfoxies, tbh.
AJM_The Black-Fenrir alpha 3 was already on fistacuffs
seraphssavior Actually Matt was talking about "Street Fighter Ex Plus Alpha" that was released for PS1, not the Alpha series. They were talking about how they played the worst EX game in the series which is EX3 and how they should instead play EX+A, which is much better.
For everyone triggered by how wrong Woolie is only 5 minutes into the video hang in there, cause sweet sweet justice is delivered at 11:47
I can totally imagine some people having good memories of playing this game
holy fucking SHIT when Matt just rolled around I couldn't hold my shit in I felt like I was dying of The Laughs.
Everybody do the Zhou Roll!! *rolls on the ground like a lunatic*
Douglas was just Steven Seagal, they even gave him that slap thing he does in real life.
I'm not a member of the fighting game community but holy shit how are there so many fighting games
Woolie gets his rocks off being consistently wrong about everything.