Who's The Dumbest Person You've Ever Met?

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  • @zachcrawford5
    @zachcrawford5 8 місяців тому +15

    To be fair making animal noises at animals is fun (especially when they actually respond). I meow at my cats (I do a decent cat meow) sometimes and sometimes they meow back and it can go back and forth for a while lol. They usually seem quite delighted by the "conversation".

  • @JoyBoy0606
    @JoyBoy0606 8 місяців тому +26

    That last guy isn't stupid, he's a monster!

    • @jackdelorenzo8498
      @jackdelorenzo8498 8 місяців тому +2

      He won't be laughing when they haul his ass to jail!

    • @kymmaraven6048
      @kymmaraven6048 8 місяців тому +3

      In all fairness... people can easily be both things simultaneously

  • @dragonfliesnh4204
    @dragonfliesnh4204 8 місяців тому +4

    My ex boyfriend was so stupid. Some of the things he said includes the following. (He was in his 40s when I was with him)
    Skunks don't spray at people and animals, but instead they spray their tails and flick it.
    The fluid from women's breasts is the same as their private parts...
    The scariest one was, no brother would ever SA their sisters. He had a son and daughter. I asked him if his daughter went to him saying her brother was hurting her, would he act like she was lying? He had a look on his face that troubled me that made me think she had. He still said that would never be true.
    His daughter was 6 and son was 10. They were left alone at home for many hours at a time. They were also very out of control and horribly behaved as he never disciplined them.
    Fortunately I got out of that relationship after about 7 months.

  • @Ingrid-sb6my
    @Ingrid-sb6my 8 місяців тому +8

    The guy i dated before my first husband, he was so dumb that he made the next dummie seem smart.

  • @chibigoji5080
    @chibigoji5080 8 місяців тому +12

    "What is up with Saskatchewan?"
    As someone from here lemme answer your question. It's because there is NOTHING TO DO HERE. The entire province is flat with nothing but open fields as far as the eye can see. That level of boredom makes you do dumb shit.

    • @erikurmson2777
      @erikurmson2777 7 місяців тому

      fr saskatchewan is the most boring play anywhere
      our mountains are the 3 somewhat tall hills scattered about

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 2 місяці тому

      So basically like flyover country over in the States?

  • @cloud_congestus
    @cloud_congestus 8 місяців тому +8

    why did the first thing i thought have to be "hmmm.... stupidest person? _looks in mirror_ "

  • @jaketheripper7385
    @jaketheripper7385 3 дні тому

    People should absolutely be shamed and made to feel stupid when they are indeed stupid...

  • @sandybruce9092
    @sandybruce9092 7 місяців тому +1

    Finally - you have to be a real human reading these stories - and I love it!!! Just found you and I’ll definitely be back!! Thanks!!L

  • @PeriwinklePig
    @PeriwinklePig 8 місяців тому +4

    7:51 That's how my dad feels about rock paper scissors, and he complains how the game makes no sense. His logic is that regardless of whether or not the rock is covered by the paper you can still beat someone in the game (as in: beat someone over the head.)
    Thankfully my dad has a few more brain cells to spare compared to this fella

  • @Emma-jk5dw
    @Emma-jk5dw 8 місяців тому +3

    15:48 LMAO YOU TELL EM

  • @9teeneighty8
    @9teeneighty8 8 місяців тому +7

    Keep on commenting and ignore the haters, I love hearing your input on these stories. In fact, it'd be cool if you did a whole video of you sharing a few wild and crazy stories that happened to you, just saying

  • @QueArres
    @QueArres 8 місяців тому +8

    Alas, my best friend's husband. He's a generally good guy and very skilled in his profession (electrical work), but on other topics he's not the brightest bulb. Standout examples: he though ferrets' teeth grew back like sharks', and that a police box was designed to be a temporary holding cell for criminals and not that it had a phone in it to call, well, the police. He's currently going through a Viking phase where he's growing his beard out long enough for my friend to braid it, and he could easily pass as a neckbearded weeb. Still, my best friend loves him, so I can let some of his dumber shenanigans pass.

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 8 місяців тому +1

      You're a good friend! 😊

    • @QueArres
      @QueArres 8 місяців тому +1

      @@dragonfliesnh4204 He's like the annoying older brother I never wanted, but got anyway, lol

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@QueArres I know that feeling as I knew a few people like that.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 2 місяці тому +1

      He seems less dangerously/maliciously dumb, so that's good.

    • @QueArres
      @QueArres 2 місяці тому

      @@MrGksarathy Yes, which is why I didn't stop my bestie from marrying him. He makes her happy.

  • @Bladze2084
    @Bladze2084 8 місяців тому +6

    It's my dad, almost a year ago my brother was losing eyesight in his right eye (bad eyesight is common on my moms side) my dad said that it is probably from too much drawing and gaming. He was dead serious

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 7 місяців тому +2

      It's not just him trying to claim what the cause is, he's just like the people of the 90s and early 2000s that blame those things for the world's problems.

    • @Bladze2084
      @Bladze2084 7 місяців тому

      @LunaP1 and is kinda a Facebook mom

  • @kaibamandragoon
    @kaibamandragoon 8 місяців тому +2

    Dumbest person I know is my coworker. There are plenty of stories about her but the ones that stick out are one she left scciorers in a oven not once not twice but three separate times. Another time me and my other coworker were talking about something and she out of the blue comes up to ask is it intercourse if u close your eyes while your partner does all the work. She seriously thought she still was a virgin because she closed her eyes during the deed with her boyfriend. Lastly one time her and my manager were cleaning a fryer they just turned off the fryer it takes some time to cool off so my manager told her to wait to start she says ok not 5 seconds later u hear her screaming she burned her hand on the still 300° + metal fryer part. The crazy thing she still has her job.

  • @zivagoldman2001
    @zivagoldman2001 8 місяців тому +1

    I've known quite a few stupid people in my life. An ex-friend's husband who would brag about how smart he is but always came in last when we played trivia games. A friend who makes stupid mistakes in life and then plays the victim. The stupidest person I know has to be my sister. She asks for advice, then turns around and does just the opposite, and gets mad when things don't turn out the way she wanted. She tends to call me and ask stupid questions. 1. (Sis) Where is your prostate located? (Me) Why, is yours bothering you? (Sis) NO! 2. (Sis) Where is the leaning tower of Pisa located? (Me) In Pisa. (Sis) No seriously, what city is it in? (Me, joking) In Paris! (Sis) I thought so! 3. Sister is mapping out a family trip with our parents. They are heading to Elko Nevada. So she has them fly into Las Vegas, grab a rental car and drive 6.5 hours to Elko. Sib #2 asked her why she didn't fly into Salt Lake City Utah and drive 3.5 hours to Elko and she said "I didn't think you could fly into one state and take a rental to another state!" There are so many other stories like this!
    Edit to say that it is mandatory to moo at cows! I have a neighbor down the road that has pigs. I roll down my window and yell "Hi piggies!" every time I see them. :)

  • @adinkottwitz-3106
    @adinkottwitz-3106 8 місяців тому +1

    I went to college with a guy that thought your heart was in your head. With all seriousness in class, he was talking about his heart(can’t remember exactly what made it come up) but he pointed to his temple to resemble where his heart was

  • @MikeQuinn71
    @MikeQuinn71 2 місяці тому

    "Oh, I work here..." 😂😂😂

  • @Npc1488-wc1kf
    @Npc1488-wc1kf 6 місяців тому

    I moved down South as a kid
    Seeing the 13% outside the TV was an illuminating experience

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar 8 місяців тому +3

    I have to question now. Is Saskatchewan the Florida of Canada?

  • @jaketheripper7385
    @jaketheripper7385 2 дні тому

    To be totally fair, pretending to be asleep during a traffic stop just because you're a passenger is pretty fckin stupid as well... First of all, as a passenger in a vehicle involved in a traffic stop you're not required to present ID or even speak to law enforcement if you don't want to, even if spoken to directly. If the officer/deputy/trooper tries talking to you as a passenger, all you have to say is "Sorry officer/deputy/trooper, but I do not wish to answer any questions at this time nor interact with you any further.". Just be really polite yet firm about it and be sure to use their proper title and even their name if you can, and they are required to oblige unless you are specifically suspected of criminal activity. By law they can't even request nor demand identification from you as a passenger unless they have specific reasonable articuable suspicion (RAS) that you have committed, are in the process of committing, or about to commit a crime. Secondly, quite frankly acting like you're sleeping is really only bound to provoke further suspicion from law enforcement and lead to them asking more questions and/or even performing a welfare check on you to make sure you're not in distress (like a kidnapping victim or something) or experiencing some kind of medical emergency. It many cases it will probably result in a "fishing expedition" which would require the driver and any passengers to exit the vehicle while additional units arrive on-scene and the officer responsible for the traffic stop gets consent to search the vehicle under the suspicion that there are narcotics present (because they think the sleeping person is high/intoxicated). Sure the driver can refuse the search, but all a cop has to do is say that they "detect the odor of narcotics" which creates probable cause for them to circumvent the need for consent and proceed with a search anyway. Either that or they make you wait for a K9 unit to arrive and perform a "perimeter sniff" in which case the dog will alert/indicate on the vehicle (and it ALWAYS does regardless), thus generating probable cause and eliminating any need for the driver's consent to search the vehicle. Under such circumstances it wouldn't be the least bit surprising for law enforcement to escalate the situation to a DUI/OWI investigation as well. Trust me, I've been through such scenarios myself more than a dozen times due to "pretextual stops" and/or pointless "fishing expeditions" where they couldn't find the massive quantities of drugs or illegal weapons or whatever they were hoping to find, so they try to get me with a DUI/OWI instead (even though I practically never drink and wouldn't dare get behind the wheel if I even had one for the whole night). Even if the driver is innocent, it's very likely that they'll end up getting arrested and charged for DUI anyway even if they consent to performing field sobriety exercises; which one should always decline and never agree to anyway. Contrary to popular belief, FSE's are not intended to determine whether or not one is impaired and they are not "pass or fail" tests. The entire purpose of FSE's is almost exclusively to gather evidence to use against suspects in court, that's really it. Sure you can always do a field breathalyzer too, but those mean almost nothing because A) they're not admissible as evidence in court; B) even if you blow zeros then the investigating officer will just switch to saying you're high on drugs instead and you'll still end up arrested and charged anyway; and C) some states/jurisdictions don't even use field breathalyzers anymore and they're kinda starting to be phased out. In any case people blow zeros on field breathalyzers all the time and still end up in jail for DUI afterward. That's why it's best to just refuse the FSE's on the spot which will almost always end in one being arrested, however by refusing the field sobriety exercises one will be depriving the state of any evidence to use against them in the upcoming court case which will lead to any charges being dismissed. This is especially true after one provides a blood sample for the inevitable blood test that will be taken under a state's "implied conset laws". One will have to spend a couple hours in jail for the initial DUI/OWI arrest (it's kinda unavoidable most of the time after refusing FSE's), but ultimately one will win in the long run. The key is to just not give them what they want in the form of more evidence to use against you...
    Anyhow yeah pretending to be asleep would probably just cause way more problems for all involved and it's a pretty stupid idea for a passenger during a traffic stop. Just act like a normal person and most importantly keep your dang mouth shut until it's over and you're able to go on your way. Don't allow ignorance of the law and a lack of understanding regarding your rights force you to make stupid decisions that only result in more trouble and unnecessary grief for everyone...

  • @TheRuneTail
    @TheRuneTail 8 місяців тому +11

    "Now i look like the idiot" so nothing new

  • @Trailbreaker3966
    @Trailbreaker3966 6 місяців тому

    13:00 honestly, if he had just used it in vending machines, it would’ve probably worked

  • @miraveta
    @miraveta 7 місяців тому

    Story 26.
    "Thanks to denial im immortal." - Phillip J Fry

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 7 місяців тому

    I knew a guy who had some really weird ideas about how money worked. Like if he didn't physically see the money changing hands, he couldn't accept that it was gone. As an example, hand him $1000, he buys a couch for $500, he knows he has $500 left. He knows he can buy one more couch and now he's broke.
    Give him a debit card with a $1000 balance, and he thinks he can buy twelve couches, since the couch is only $500 but his balance is $1000. Since $500 is less than $1000, he can afford a couch every time.

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 8 місяців тому +2

    Babble is literally in my channel name, and I get those idiot comments about the commentary, too.

  • @WaiferThyme
    @WaiferThyme 8 місяців тому +1

    I moo at cows too! 😂 🐮

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 8 місяців тому +1

      I have a friend that does it only during the day. He never does it at night because cows were scary at night... A grown man said this. I still don't understand that logic

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 8 місяців тому

    I have cousin that would get honorable mention but I used to work with this woman who would come to work and talk about the crimes her SO was involved in and then she'd get surprised that people would be upset by what he was doing

  • @John-f6z6g
    @John-f6z6g 7 місяців тому

    1 finger up. It's dynamite. Beats all

  • @TerryBell-l4p
    @TerryBell-l4p 8 місяців тому

    I used to work in a factory. In the summer it of course got hot. I would carry a gallon milk jug full of Ice with me to work. If I left an inch and a half of water in the bottom and drink the excess, it would last all night long. Randy (since deceased) came up to me and told me he liked the idea, but he didn't know how I got the Ice in the jug.
    I thought he was testing me so I told him it was Tom's idea and that he should ask Tom. Five minutes later here he comes with a very puzzled Tom in tow.
    After convincing Tom that Randy was serious, Tom proposes we consult with "Porkie" whose uncle was a patent attorney (not really). So off they went.
    So everyone in the shop eventually learned that Randy's pretense at stupidity was not a pretense at all.. You just can't keep something like that quiet.

  • @PlatinumRoseLady
    @PlatinumRoseLady 8 місяців тому +4

    *Obi-Wan Kenobi voice* The Sass is strong with this one.

  • @LunaP1
    @LunaP1 7 місяців тому

    Story 25, that kid has won the Darwin Award for sure.🤦‍♀️

  • @thatrandomfriend8174
    @thatrandomfriend8174 8 місяців тому +1

    I was the dumb one sadly. So around fourth grade there was this one kid, let's call him Jay, so Jay was being annoying and I was getting sick of him. So I thought if I drew a spooky picture he would be too scared to come to school the next day. So when lunch rolled around I made the drawing. I’m not gonna say what it looked like because I’d rather not feel the embarrassment again but after I was done with the drawing I gave him the drawing.When we went outside he had told and showed a teacher the drawing. Do you want to know what made it all so much worse was that the parent teacher conference was just the next week. I will never forget how dumb and stupid I was back then.

  • @sandybruce9092
    @sandybruce9092 7 місяців тому

    Well, yes I moo at cows when my husband and I are traveling! Why you might ask! I do it because it ticks him off😄😄😄😄👍👍👍👍. But I do moo quietly👍. And no, he doesn’t get angry - just looks at me and sighs!!!

  • @SomeRandomKydd
    @SomeRandomKydd 8 місяців тому +5

    This is a reupload. Well, some of the commentary might be different but these same stories in their same order was previously uploaded on this channel. What's with the repeating content recently? Is UA-cam doing something?

  • @goodbyeseeyalater
    @goodbyeseeyalater 8 місяців тому

    This guy who I told about my affair with his then girlfriend. He married her and had a kid anyway after I gave details. The kicker is he is my friend's brother in law. What a winner.

  • @disturbedmushroom_video
    @disturbedmushroom_video 8 місяців тому

    there was this guy i knew who got fired because he would smoke weed in the bathroom at work.

  • @melissaharris3890
    @melissaharris3890 7 місяців тому

    In airport in NYC. Traveling to South Africa. This lady asks where im going to make small talk. I say South Africa.
    'Ooo. Take lots of pictures of tigers'.
    I know not everyone is knowledgeable about wildlife, and there are a lot of big cats in Africa .
    I explain they actually live in Asia
    'O well take pictures of kangaroos then'
    It was at this point i realize it is 6am, i haven't had coffee and i don't have enough energy to tell this lady to read natgeo kids. The regular natgeo is above her level

  • @jamiexavier1546
    @jamiexavier1546 8 місяців тому +6

    What happened to the Mostly facts Narrator? The other guy? I miss him, Im convinced something bad has happened to either of you and a big soulless corporate entity has bought this channel and Mainly facts as well and is just doing endless re-uploads on repeat thinking we wont notice and i wont believe anything else till im disproven

    • @viatheanimator
      @viatheanimator 7 місяців тому

      yeah, i definitely recognize this as a reupload

    • @serge430
      @serge430 7 місяців тому

      None of the two narrators have ever owned this or the Mainly Facts channel, although both channels seem to be owned by the same company or corporation. The narrator for the Mainly Facts channel also narrated this (Mostly Facts) channel until he had to step away from this (Mostly Facts) channel and that's when they brought in the narrator you are referring to. For some reason, both narrators are now gone from both channels (started going MIA months ago now), and both channels have resorted to reuploading old content.

  • @michaelmordarski5994
    @michaelmordarski5994 8 місяців тому

    $3000 Snap On tool box is CHEAP!!!!

  • @jellybeat6451
    @jellybeat6451 8 місяців тому

    Can anyone explain to me why the passenger should be sleeping when they pull you over? I didn't really understand it

  • @mastercrow19
    @mastercrow19 8 місяців тому

    to quote a star wars charecter: 'Of cours I know him. He's me'
    edit: I'm not from saskatchewan.

  • @badgerbadger-badger-Poppy
    @badgerbadger-badger-Poppy 8 місяців тому

    To be fair, nose job lady’s kids won’t have the same nose a her… because she got a nose job, and they didn’t lol. That’s literally the only way this would make sense.
    (I feel like I’m going to start seeing ads about noses, and jobs, and nose jobs lol)

  • @milkyteadrops
    @milkyteadrops 8 місяців тому +1

    Man, its crazy how ive seen this video before, its almost like this channel has become overrun by mindless reuploads

  • @DeeEll1
    @DeeEll1 7 місяців тому

    Comments about the stories are what separate channels like this and those shity text to speech channels that just read the story

  • @AstraRune
    @AstraRune 8 місяців тому +1

    Oh my god. I really hope the guy from story 4 and story 9 are the same person.

  • @WifeMamaArtist
    @WifeMamaArtist 8 місяців тому

    Never stop the comments!!!😅

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf 8 місяців тому +1

    I wish you didn't read the stories and just did the comments.

  • @klve1
    @klve1 8 місяців тому

    Comment for the algorithm god

  • @owenlivers7105
    @owenlivers7105 7 місяців тому

    My ex

  • @slimeybob5294
    @slimeybob5294 8 місяців тому +2

    Reupload.

    • @AntoineADubai
      @AntoineADubai 7 місяців тому

      Yes it is. Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed. Stil' entertaining though.

  • @FilosophicalPharmer
    @FilosophicalPharmer 8 місяців тому

    “It Ain’t What You Don’t Know That Gets You Into Trouble. It’s What You Know for Sure That Just Ain’t So.” - Mark Twain

  • @zimruleshumanity
    @zimruleshumanity 7 місяців тому +1

    *rambles on about side-topic" "Now I've forgotten what the main topic was about"
    That's such a mood

  • @anlydaly5726
    @anlydaly5726 8 місяців тому

    My brother. He may not be academically "dumb" (he has a mental condition so I use the word "dumb" loosely) but holy hell he has the free thinking of a grape. I grew up in a traditionally conservative christian household (with a lot of underlining racism) and everything my brother does is because my parents either tell him to do it or because he has no interest in learning anything outside of what our parents told him. Examples-
    He's a Christian but knows nothing about other religions or faiths. Just blindly trusts in the church because our parents do (and when I moved away from that faith our parents were not happy so that probably had something to do with it)
    He's homophobic and transphobic with no interest in even learning the basics even though I'm a bisexual aromantic trans man.
    He has no idea about the morals or goals for the party he votes for. He just does what our parents do and blindly believes that he won't be negatively affected by it.
    Oh and if all of this wasn't enough? He refuses to learn or grow at. ALL. I once showed him something, with proof, and he flat out said that he did not believe me even after we looked at it together.
    At this point I've just accepted that he's a lost cause and have stopped wasting my time on him. I genuinely believe that my whole family is going to hell and I am not looking forward to a afterlife with them. Oh and he's a zionist because again. My parents said so, just the cherry on top of a cake made from bad eggs and expired milk