If you allow biological males to compete in ladies sports. . . You have no ethics. Zero room to talk But you are for women’s rights, right? Please….. smh
Can I ask on the topic of Ethics I always get this from leftist like they have more logic or ethics but when i bring up hey at the end of the day ur part of a party with people in it who go "its ok if ur not ready to be a father or mother just end the pregnancy' ( the average use not the extreme case thats used to argue the point) so u have no ethical leg to stand on to begin with I often get no response or that I am over simplifying lol.
@@neerajgosal408you are 100 percent over simplifying. Pregnancy is a burden, even if you end up giving the child up for adoption or are a surrogate. You'll have to take time off work leading up to the birth, time off after birth to recuperate, and you'll be limited in your work during pregnancy, especially if it's a physical labor job. If someone is not ready to have a child and their birth control fails, whether it was just a condom, just birth control, or both (can fail in every instance) and they choose abortion because they KNOW, being the person that is affecting them, they aren't ready, why is that unethical?
Not sure what is worse. What this guy did and how well he handles it, or the fact that his behavior doesn't even come close to lowering the bar amongst his fellow Republican colleagues.
Just another Days of Our Lives in Republicanland, but no breaches in ethics, sure. No ones perfect, but do the GoP always have to strive for "biggest hypocrites", every time..?
Kind of like “threat to democracy”? Yet your party didn’t even allow delegates to vote on a nominee just gave it to Harris? That’s democracy? Lmao hypocrisy ? Too funny
@@jamesestelle7260 Willis' lover actually showed up for the job and did it. Stephen is talking about a "Ghost Job". Which is just a paycheck- no work, Einstien!
How messed up is this? Engaged AND having an affair. AND stealing govt. $$$💙💫❤️💙’La for President!! Come on ladies, admit it. We are ready to turn the page!
@@jamesestelle7260 the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult entertainment star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "morality" and "family values"
I don’t understand cheating when you’re not married yet. Just breakup with the person. Why secretly be with someone else if you don’t want to be with your person anymore? Why hurt the person??
Obviously he intended to keep both mistress and fiancee not out of love but because each one is convenient to separate goals. He's a self serving schmuck.
It does NOT matter which party!! Hold him n the girlfriend n daughter/son accountable n make sure there’s restitution plus pay for the legal bills he will incur if he fights anything by court. NY state residents- don’t let this $$$ get taken out if your pockets!!!
" Erie - what are you doin with that banana?" " i m keeping the elephants away !" " Erie - there are no elephants here" " well Bert - its working ain't it" 🦉
Criminal activity? Ethics violation? If you get the opportunity to bet on that politician's political affiliation, bet he's a Republican! Your bet won't always be right but the odds will be ever in your favor.
To be fair, dems are not completely scandal-free. The two main differences are: 1. Republicans out-number democrats about 100 to 1 in the sleaze and scandal department. 2. Democrats take action against dems that are found to be in that department. Republicans deny their guys have done anything wrong.
In a tug of war, the opponents hold each other up!! Entertaining and informing show. One must keep clear head and cautious heart. Remain cool and calm, and hurricane warnings are in effect! Yikes
As soon as you said, "Johnny, tell him what he has won" I thought, it's that table and chair set. Nope, public shame. Nope, investigation, Nope, whispers. Yes, table!
S. C. putting both on the payroll was not a problem since at least one (confirmed) or probably both would never show up "for work" anyway. GOP qualification requirement: Liar, cheat, corrupt!
Don't people realize that walking away from reporters questions like that is as good an admission of guilt as any. If these were false allegations against me I would stand up for myself, and answer any questions.
While he's clearly a self-centered playah', you are technically correct. Either way, he's clearly embarrassed as hell and now his fiance is like "WTF, b-tch?"
D’Esposito lacks the passion of Mark Robinson. If you’re going to lie unconvincingly about being a creep at least go the extra mile to really make it entertaining. Fellow New York Republicans George Santos & Elise Stefanie must be so disappointed.
Exactly. Christian and Bridget Ziegler (and endless other self-righteous conservatives who ended up being exposed as super-freaks, which is perfectly ok, but in these cases they're all massively hypocritical super-freaks) as well: SO disappointed in D'Esposito's lack of passion and ability to entertain (although his awkward laugh during the obviously fake cellphone call was amusing).
Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?
kimmy guilfoyle is not his wife. They are not married. She will not marry him-go figure. She won;t marry less than a governor, and djtj is a meal ticket, but he is also a joke.
This exact joke appears in pretty much every late-night comedy show YT comment section and while I appreciate the critical analysis of undesirable political trends it represents, it's not exactly comedy genius and this joke was dinosaur old before it ever became a constantly-repeated thing almost always posted by glamour models. But regardless of who posts this ancient relic of a joke (which is easily adaptable for any situation so I get the utility), maybe consider using new material as this bit, repeated endlessly, does your creativity no particular credit.
Say what you want, but here in NY we do not tolerate BS in our elected officials. Not just Republicans, we took out Cuomo. It's just too bad he soiled the name.
Can't technically violate any ethics if you don't have any ethics in the first place!
I say this every morning.
The Supreme Court enters the chat.
If you allow biological males to compete in ladies sports. . . You have no ethics. Zero room to talk
But you are for women’s rights, right? Please….. smh
Can I ask on the topic of Ethics I always get this from leftist like they have more logic or ethics but when i bring up hey at the end of the day ur part of a party with people in it who go "its ok if ur not ready to be a father or mother just end the pregnancy' ( the average use not the extreme case thats used to argue the point) so u have no ethical leg to stand on to begin with I often get no response or that I am over simplifying lol.
@@neerajgosal408you are 100 percent over simplifying. Pregnancy is a burden, even if you end up giving the child up for adoption or are a surrogate. You'll have to take time off work leading up to the birth, time off after birth to recuperate, and you'll be limited in your work during pregnancy, especially if it's a physical labor job.
If someone is not ready to have a child and their birth control fails, whether it was just a condom, just birth control, or both (can fail in every instance) and they choose abortion because they KNOW, being the person that is affecting them, they aren't ready, why is that unethical?
It's the little things I like about this show... like the fact Stephen actually took the time to turn off the banana.
Wait, is turning off your props like that abnormal? I've done that since i was a kid! It just seems like common sense.
They all have majorly important calls to make in the middle of scandals😂😂🎉🎉 George Santos comes to mind!
The Republican that went after Santos turns out to be a scumbag too. Who knew
It's scumbags all the way down
I checked Wikipedia to see what party he is a member of, but I knew the odds were 9 out of 10 that he was a Republican.
The GOP is all just one long human centipede
"The Republican...turns out to be a scumbag..." *shocked pikachu face*
In their head, the best way of avoiding been looking into is to point to another person scandal.
Reporters should just call the congressman on his phone and it'll ring in his ear.. and show he was faking it
How funny would that be, if the reporter called it with the same question?
Not sure what is worse. What this guy did and how well he handles it, or the fact that his behavior doesn't even come close to lowering the bar amongst his fellow Republican colleagues.
Good point! Geesh!
That bar went so far subterranean that it’s close to poking out on the other side of the planet.
Yeah, gotta admit I appreciate the old school scandal of this, as opposed to the massive weird lies and corruption at the top of the party!
Just another Days of Our Lives in Republicanland, but no breaches in ethics, sure.
No ones perfect, but do the GoP always have to strive for "biggest hypocrites", every time..?
No, they don't have to strive. Hypocrisy just comes naturally to Repubs.
Her job title was "liaison."
@DemandTruth hypocrisy..... hmmmm. Ever heard of Fanni Willis?
Kind of like “threat to democracy”?
Yet your party didn’t even allow delegates to vote on a nominee just gave it to Harris? That’s democracy? Lmao hypocrisy ? Too funny
@@jamesestelle7260 Willis' lover actually showed up for the job and did it. Stephen is talking about a "Ghost Job". Which is just a paycheck- no work, Einstien!
The GOP is solidly standing for Grifters Only Party. Seriously shouldn't a ghost employee get ghost money 🤣
Boo!
And I thought it stands for "Grumpy old Penises"... But I'm an European, so I didn't know exactly.
@@LtHurwitz lol
How messed up is this? Engaged AND having an affair. AND stealing govt. $$$💙💫❤️💙’La for President!! Come on ladies, admit it. We are ready to turn the page!
The Party of family values strikes again...
Oh, like Fanni Willis?
@@jamesestelle7260 What about her? Anyway, the Democratic party doesn't pretend to be the party of family values.
@@WestOfEarth people defended her for doing THE SAME THING.
@@jamesestelle7260 It wasn't the same thing. They were colleagues working together and had a fling. It's not remotely close to D'Esposito's behavior.
@@jamesestelle7260 the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult entertainment star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "morality" and "family values"
We want honest politics, justice, corruption-free policies, experienced politicians and views who plan the future.
pure joy to listen and watch….
They´re not sending their best.
I think they are sending their best and that makes me 😢😢😢
Other good, actual job titles: Penetration Tester, Pipe Fore(wo)man, Privates Investigator, and Package Handler.
Ballgirl.
Loin warmer. Nether-region masseuse. Stress relief Guru. Lust de-escalator. Primitive Urge Artisan.
What's about "Chief of Stiffs"...?
@@melchiorvonsternberg844 Chief of Shaft.
@@Siegorius 😁 You nailed it...
Somethings never change. Why do we ever expect better?
"Casper the Friendly with Benefits Ghost" is rated PG?!
Good, I can take the kids!
🤣...🤣...🤣...🤣...🤣🤣...🤣...🤣..🤣...🤣
🤣....😭
Think of it as a political science class.
Might be 70s or 80s PG, though... completely different.
I don’t understand cheating when you’re not married yet. Just breakup with the person. Why secretly be with someone else if you don’t want to be with your person anymore? Why hurt the person??
You think republicans have logic these days ? 😂😂
Obviously he intended to keep both mistress and fiancee not out of love but because each one is convenient to separate goals. He's a self serving schmuck.
"Esposito"....from the Latin, meaning "Exposed"
Fun fact.😁
I was thinking more like Esposado. = in chains.
In Italy, it was the last name given to children who were abandoned or given up for adoption.
Esposito means betrothed.
@@dale4853 No it doesn't matey ... you've made that up.
@@dale4853 um... no. no it does not.
Surprised, Jane Goodall is still with us. Great work.
She's been studying gorillas and apes like Trump and JD Vance.
I'm surprised Bill Gates is still with us, I heard he died two years ago.
@@michaelgillespie1206 And you just believed the "person" you "heard" this from???
Sounds like NY needs to de-D'Esposito.
😂😂😂 👏👏👏 good one
Stephen is lethal! His delivery is pure laser! Thanks Stevie!!
Congressman could talk some " Bob Newhart" phone lessons - maybe some therapy too
Delightful nod to our sweet comic genius (and recently passed), Mr Newhart!
Wait just a doggone minute.... when did the the new touch screen banana phone come out? Mine is still a landline.
I was waiting for the phone to ring 😁
😂😂
GOP needs to learn "How stupid can you be" is a question not a challenge.
It does NOT matter which party!!
Hold him n the girlfriend n daughter/son accountable n make sure there’s restitution plus pay for the legal bills he will incur if he fights anything by court.
NY state residents- don’t let this $$$ get taken out if your pockets!!!
Manu Raju works hard! Respect!
"Ethics, ETHICS ... we don't NEED no stinking ethics!!!😂
Can anyone guess which political party he is affiliated with?
Republican
GOP ..Party of Grifters
@@Luke-PlanesTrainsDogsnCarsgreat comment
Whichever makes him the most relevant
Republican't
" Erie - what are you doin with that banana?"
" i m keeping the elephants away !"
" Erie - there are no elephants here"
" well Bert - its working ain't it" 🦉
Is that the Lake or the Muppet?
@@Luke-PlanesTrainsDogsnCarshaha
Criminal activity? Ethics violation? If you get the opportunity to bet on that politician's political affiliation, bet he's a Republican! Your bet won't always be right but the odds will be ever in your favor.
Correct.
I do love me a Broyhill dinette set
IKR?
Stephen should upgrade to a smart banana...less button pushing.
If you buy an apple you get forced into paying extra for additional data and the charger is expensive to replace.
No buttons , runs on potassium ion battery, voice activated A.I. and yellotooth wireless technology.
@@PhilLesh69 An apple! Love what you did there *finger guns*
the slogan for Broyhill should have , you listen to your dong , and everything goes wrong ! If you want to hire me as a writer doesn't hesitate :p
*don’t -😄
Or... "If you listen to your dong,
You're not eligible for Oblong"
🤙😆
The Old pretend I am talking on the phone trick.
Pressing the button on the banana to hang up. Stephen's background in improv prop work always makes his material that much better!
Don't tell me he's a Republican Congressman...Bingo! 😂
Things are getting tight in the US. Back in the day, an ethical man paid his mistress out of his own salary.
hahaha - exactly
Why is it always a Republican?
Have you heard about Eric Adams?
To be fair, dems are not completely scandal-free. The two main differences are:
1. Republicans out-number democrats about 100 to 1 in the sleaze and scandal department.
2. Democrats take action against dems that are found to be in that department. Republicans deny their guys have done anything wrong.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Trump protection racket is pathetic and desperate
@@pepsiwepsi1952who?
Congressman, congressman, how are you going to answer your phone after they put you in handcuffs?
Did you do it for love?
Did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite?
Did you think you had to, honey?
Sounds like Anthony D'esposito is a bit slow in the head...should call himself "despacito* instead :p
I was hoping for a joke about that.
love it despic-a cito. too k me a few seconds to get it!
Since his name comes from a Latin word for "exposed" it seems appropriate in this instance.
He's not talking on the phone, he's clearly listening to Strike Force Five*thunderclap* but forgot his headphones.
Kamala Harris 🇺🇸💙 2024🎶🎉
We want honest politics, justice, corruption-free policies, experienced politicians and views who plan the future.
In a tug of war, the opponents hold each other up!!
Entertaining and informing show. One must keep clear head and cautious heart. Remain cool and calm, and hurricane warnings are in effect! Yikes
As soon as you said, "Johnny, tell him what he has won" I thought, it's that table and chair set. Nope, public shame. Nope, investigation, Nope, whispers. Yes, table!
I could have used that 2000 a month too
Was absolutely shocked to find out he’s a Repub. 😮
This story only makes me worry about his fiance's daughter.
None of this matters in MAGA land.
Might as well be holding a coke bottle up to his ear 🤦♂️
“Oh, it’s for you” and give the person a nice cold refreshing Coca-Cola 😂
At least his fiance's daughter and his mistress aren't the same person... 🤣
There's that for him. 😂
"Hey-yoh!" "You are correct, sir!"
One cannot shame a republican 😊
They lost all sense of decency once they became a republican.
Dude needs to got straight to Gauntamo Bay!!!
Hahahaha... That was great Stephen! 🎉
Aaaah somewhere Maya Wiley is sipping her drink, and SMILING
Typical Family Values Republican.
I miss the piano noise when Stephen used to put stuff down...
"I violated no ethics." I guess you can't violate any ethics if you don't have them.
Congressman Anthony D'Esposito is a Republican so this is the famous MAGA family values.
If you have to set up your "lover" in a fake job they're not actually a lover, you are their "john"
Looks like he violated the food groups.
My goodness you are so funny ❤
A love story Carlos Danger (a.k.a. Anthony Weiner) would be proud of.
😂😂😂 Politics was funnier then!
Banana for scale.
no, banana for phone
@@heartofdawn2341 😆😂
Former president coin would tarnish quick
30$ worth of silver for $100
Dude pretented to talk in a phone. How lame that was... He is real Despacito. 😂
The misdemeanours never stop!!!! Incredible
So the woman got paid for being his lover. Isn’t she then just considered a prostitute? #wordsmatter
Part-time Prostitute. Full time and he couldn't claim they were just .. Friends... Without benefits.
"I'm sorry. I have to take this. It's my mistress."
Your mistress truly has a peel. 🤦♂Wow. Pardon me. I will see myself out for that.
Surely we can all assume the congressman is a Banana Republiclown?
You assume correctly.
Jane Goodall is Awesome.
We Love Jane.
The party of hypocrisy raises it's standard...
I had to look him up, but sure enough, New York Republitard
S. C. putting both on the payroll was not a problem since at least one (confirmed) or probably both would never show up "for work" anyway. GOP qualification requirement: Liar, cheat, corrupt!
How can I change my ring-tone to "brrring brrring"?
That's a concept I've heard of in Ireland, too. Albeit it tends to be family members here. 😊
Another scandal in New York? 😂
As a South African, it's refreshing to see that we're not the only country with ghost employees working in government!
If he thought he could get away with this, there must be a lot under the carpet from all congress
Time to do a monologue about Psycho Ryder.
Please.
A thought:
If you are cheating on your significant other with a woman who is also a dominatrix, would she be your mistress or your mistress^2?
It’s always a “hit piece” when they hit that piece.
Don't people realize that walking away from reporters questions like that is as good an admission of guilt as any. If these were false allegations against me I would stand up for myself, and answer any questions.
Remind me of a big red phone from the series scrub… brrriiinnnggg ! Briiiinnnggg ! Sorry I need to take that call.
I love how he manually hung up the banana phone before putting it away.
party of "Family" "Values" cant keep it in it's pants. shocking
Back in my day, we would hang up our banana-phone: not push the END button.
We love you Louis! You always do a great job
A NEW YORK CONGRESSMAN ? FOLLOW THE MONEY
Not to defend him, per se, but if he's not married he can't have a 'mistress'... He's just treating his fiance like dirt.
While he's clearly a self-centered playah', you are technically correct. Either way, he's clearly embarrassed as hell and now his fiance is like "WTF, b-tch?"
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D’Esposito lacks the passion of Mark Robinson.
If you’re going to lie unconvincingly about being a creep at least go the extra mile to really make it entertaining.
Fellow New York Republicans George Santos & Elise Stefanie must be so disappointed.
Exactly. Christian and Bridget Ziegler (and endless other self-righteous conservatives who ended up being exposed as super-freaks, which is perfectly ok, but in these cases they're all massively hypocritical super-freaks) as well: SO disappointed in D'Esposito's lack of passion and ability to entertain (although his awkward laugh during the obviously fake cellphone call was amusing).
Vote out republikkkans 🙏⚖️
Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?
kimmy guilfoyle is not his wife. They are not married. She will not marry him-go figure. She won;t marry less than a governor, and djtj is a meal ticket, but he is also a joke.
@leannevandekew1996 At this time and pace.. never!
This exact joke appears in pretty much every late-night comedy show YT comment section and while I appreciate the critical analysis of undesirable political trends it represents, it's not exactly comedy genius and this joke was dinosaur old before it ever became a constantly-repeated thing almost always posted by glamour models. But regardless of who posts this ancient relic of a joke (which is easily adaptable for any situation so I get the utility), maybe consider using new material as this bit, repeated endlessly, does your creativity no particular credit.
@@michaelkottler Never been to a comedy club in Amerca? We retell the same jokes dozens or hundreds of times. How about Russia?
@@michaelkottler If you don't like reading,
Then don't.
Colbert live is the best❤
Say what you want, but here in NY we do not tolerate BS in our elected officials. Not just Republicans, we took out Cuomo. It's just too bad he soiled the name.
Broyhill! Bwahaha.
It'll be a while before I can watch Stephen without thinking about MARGARET!
Jane Goodall was my first celebrity crush