New York Mayor Eric Adams Indicted on Federal Criminal Charges

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  • @davidjames2083
    @davidjames2083 Місяць тому +29

    *I watched all the American late night comedian's monologues from last night Seth, and your Rudy Giuliani impression is easily the best. **_IT'S PERFECT!_* 👍😎🇬🇧 🥃

  • @mrydobon
    @mrydobon Місяць тому +80

    Oh, chart. You are the y to my x. You draw a straight y=mx+b to my heart. Here's looking at Euclid.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +1

      Nerd

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +3

      Also charts typically depict data. If it were just y = mx + b that would more likely be a _graph_

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Місяць тому +2

      @@icantollie A high compliment.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Місяць тому +2

      Ok, I gotta love “Here’s looking at Euclid” 😂😂😂

  • @thisisme2476
    @thisisme2476 Місяць тому +461

    And yet, Thomas and his wife are enjoying immunity....

    • @novak-wq9dw
      @novak-wq9dw Місяць тому +26

      Different rules for the rich.

    • @ianbutler1983
      @ianbutler1983 Місяць тому +2

      And Hillary?

    • @stacyobrian2358
      @stacyobrian2358 Місяць тому +36

      ​@ianbutler1983 What about Hillary? What crimes was she charged with? After 15 investigations they still found nothing! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Місяць тому

      ​@@ianbutler1983 - Former Secretary Rodham-Clinton is THE most vetted woman in US politics and yet no wrongdoing has ever been found. And the Repubs should know - they spent _millions_ trying.

    • @novak-wq9dw
      @novak-wq9dw Місяць тому +20

      @@ianbutler1983 Hillary? You, must know it's 2024

  • @Face2East
    @Face2East Місяць тому +70

    UK Here - Seth does knock this stuff out the park. I love his analysis on stuff in a country that affects us all (although I'm pretty sure the Hurricane is local to you guys!). Great work team.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Місяць тому +5

      Depending on the trajectory, I'm sure you will get some rain from it. Maybe higher winds than usual. But not like what Florida will get.
      A ton of states get affected by hurricanes. I even see it in northwest Indiana, several states inland with the largest body of water being lake Michigan.

    • @LapsedPacifist79
      @LapsedPacifist79 Місяць тому

      UK here as well - Agreed

    • @tbpmermaid
      @tbpmermaid Місяць тому +2

      I’m so sad when Seth goes on vacation.

  • @lyndsaybrown8471
    @lyndsaybrown8471 Місяць тому +17

    Another great thing about the furniture bit, is that by admitting people are falling out of chairs at his hotel, he's also admitting he doesn't use the North Carolina furniture he just praised.

  • @calvinguile1315
    @calvinguile1315 Місяць тому +36

    Bodega Cat would be my first pick

  • @Semirotta
    @Semirotta Місяць тому +330

    So... A mayor; bad thing to accept bribes and gifts. Supreme court personnel; not so much?

  • @Hawk7886
    @Hawk7886 Місяць тому +561

    Wild how a mayor gets in a load of trouble for stuff a supreme court justice does on the reg

    • @seabreezecoffeeroasters7994
      @seabreezecoffeeroasters7994 Місяць тому +39

      One is subject to the Law the other writes the Law as they want it. Impeachment (pointless because MAGAts) or his Choking on a Cigar is how Thomas gets dealt with.

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Місяць тому +18

      What? Clarence is just taking care of his mom

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Місяць тому +29

      Im so baffled! Upper level government is impossible to persecute, but his crimes sound EXACTLY like Clarence Thomas accepting WAY more in gifts, yet crickets on that front. Just sad.

    • @seabreezecoffeeroasters7994
      @seabreezecoffeeroasters7994 Місяць тому +19

      @@TahtahmesDiary Under their rules it isn't an issue as they have no Code of Ethics and certainly no morals. IRS issues are the only possible 'crime' with 'Gifts'. 'Imposing' anything from outside on the Court is near impossible and a real problem.

    • @julioperez1850
      @julioperez1850 Місяць тому +3

      That's what I said too!!!

  • @sitcomsociety64
    @sitcomsociety64 Місяць тому +76

    So the mayor of New York is facing charges for this and the Supreme Court did this x100 soooo??

  • @msc2u1
    @msc2u1 Місяць тому +291

    So, Clarence Thomas should be next on the chopping block, right?

    • @novak-wq9dw
      @novak-wq9dw Місяць тому +3

      🤣😂

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar Місяць тому +23

      The supreme court just made a ruling that "No, it's different."

    • @naomilu9910
      @naomilu9910 Місяць тому +19

      In a sane world, he'd already be off the court.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Місяць тому +4

      Mike Johnson will never allow Representative Ocasio-Cortez' bill of impeachment to proceed.

    • @stephenphillips6245
      @stephenphillips6245 Місяць тому +1

      Republicans are untouchable... everyone expects them to be crooked...LoL

  • @user-rb6vy2fg2h
    @user-rb6vy2fg2h Місяць тому +167

    Did Trump just tell women not to worry their pretty little heads about anything?

    • @renatheer
      @renatheer Місяць тому +20

      Yes. And they introduced the Save act which would make it almost impossible for married women who's changed last name to vote, so they don't have to worry about that either!

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Місяць тому +4

      @@renatheer wouldn't surprise me if that's True !

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Місяць тому +5

      Pretty much. I feel so much better.🙄🙄🙄

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey Місяць тому +5

      I think he was offering us drugs

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому

      To Christian nationalists he has promised, "I will be your salvation"; to his J6 supporters he has vowed, "I will be your revenge and retribution"; so it is only natural that to dainty, defenseless little women he promises, "I will be your protector." He consistently promises what he imagines his intended audience wants; only problem is he often projects his own desires onto a deeply weird, warped perception of what he thinks other people are like and what other people want

  • @-TruthHurts
    @-TruthHurts Місяць тому +175

    which begs the question why Clerance Thomas isn't indicted yet???

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Місяць тому +12

      It's sickening he was appointed to the supreme court. No I haven't forgotten about the rest of the creepy appointments.

    • @pettespizzaparlor3245
      @pettespizzaparlor3245 Місяць тому +5

      'Technicaly' Thomas hasn't broken any laws.
      Because they never bothered to make laws about this sort of thing, because it would never happen and it is morally wrong.

    • @-TruthHurts
      @-TruthHurts Місяць тому +3

      @@pettespizzaparlor3245 well, it turns out to be handy owning a SCOTUS judge, or in Trumps case even six of them.

    • @geraldinevaughn8435
      @geraldinevaughn8435 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@pettespizzaparlor3245impeachment docs have to be filed first on any Supreme Court Justice first. You can't just take him off the bench.

    • @Drybones195
      @Drybones195 Місяць тому

      Racist!

  • @Sobergamer61
    @Sobergamer61 Місяць тому +38

    So they went after the mayor of NYC for the things that Clarence Thomas does everyday and gets away with it. Ok…? 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @whoscares
    @whoscares Місяць тому +51

    That is so fing creepy..a sex offender saying those things 🤢

  • @Sarcasticron
    @Sarcasticron Місяць тому +5

    Seth Meyers has the best researchers and writers of all the late-night political comedy shows.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +1

      _[,John Oliver has entered the chat]_

  • @alexkh8774
    @alexkh8774 Місяць тому +96

    when you do a closer look on 9 different topics it's called "the weave"

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Місяць тому +18

      Many expert scholars have told him only a genius can do that. It's true, many are saying it.

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Місяць тому +2

      Good one thank you

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Місяць тому +2

      Right !! 🤣🤣

    • @pettespizzaparlor3245
      @pettespizzaparlor3245 Місяць тому +3

      And at the end brings them all back together so they are all related and it makes sense.
      (Although Seth actuallydoes bring it all back together)

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +3

      Right, that's called a callback. Trump does the same thing except there is no callback or bringing anything back together

  • @Nevyn515
    @Nevyn515 Місяць тому +37

    “Not fair” is Trump code for “I lost because my argument was stupid and had zero merit because of how super guilty I am of every single thing I’m accused of and a million things I haven’t been indicted for”.

    • @Rebelfire75
      @Rebelfire75 Місяць тому +1

      You cracked the code .Lol

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Місяць тому

      The period goes inside the quotes, and agreed.

  • @laurenbruno2392
    @laurenbruno2392 Місяць тому +65

    Funny that JD reminded me of the alien in Men in Black in human skin.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Місяць тому +13

      You keep Vincent D'Onofrio and JD Vance FAR APART! Vincent is too well respected in Hollywood for this blasphemy. Yes, kingpin, aka wilson fisk, was the alien farmer in the first mib.

    • @Rebelfire75
      @Rebelfire75 Місяць тому +2

      Good comparison .

    • @catmomjewett
      @catmomjewett Місяць тому +2

      Thank you! I KNEW he reminded me of someone! Also, I think there was a similar thing on Dr Who. 👍

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Місяць тому +3

      This D'Onofrio has had enough-rio!!

    • @matthewbrooks1556
      @matthewbrooks1556 Місяць тому +1

      The “last human being” was just a skin stretched over a frame

  • @aghamom
    @aghamom Місяць тому +153

    Remember when Howard Dean happened? One voice crack.
    Now a dude necking with a proverbial chart on stage is fine?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому +40

    Pizza Rat was in the line of succession but Cigarette Cockroach wasn't!

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 Місяць тому +5

      Pizza rat has higher ratings.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Місяць тому +1

      Where does Nathan Lane fall in the line?

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Місяць тому +53

    When Bodega Cat becomes Mayor, I hope to serve as Deputy Mayor/Litterbox Cleaner. Anyone know who is doing that in the Adams administration?

    • @marymccarthy2344
      @marymccarthy2344 Місяць тому +10

      I honestly don't know why Bodega Cat isn't just next in line from the beginning. Clearly our feline overlords could do better than these jokers.

  • @troberts7458
    @troberts7458 Місяць тому +10

    NC resident here. We have a booming furniture market, made in the USA. And good furniture lasts much longer than 30 years. Point is, stay out of our beautiful state.

    • @lonpfrb
      @lonpfrb Місяць тому

      So what you're saying is that the "really great business man" and convicted fraudster #45 has no clue about NC and just makes up lies to support his talking points.
      Well the people of Springfield have seen that, and appreciate your feedback.
      The truth matters...
      He's a clear and present danger to US national security, so it is time to protect the Republic from all enemies, both foreign and domestic.
      Vote 💙 for Democracy 🇺🇲

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому

      And J. D. Vance keep back 100 feet from all NC furniture *_Disclaimer: NOT TRUE_*

  • @debramiller8950
    @debramiller8950 Місяць тому +97

    Makes my skin crawl listening to trump say creepy stuff about protecting women.

    • @sharonsmalls6846
      @sharonsmalls6846 Місяць тому +10

      It is creepy and weird.

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Місяць тому

      It's mind numbing thinking that any citizen could support the mega morons. I live in a town over run by mega morons. Sick creepy weirdos make my skin crawl too

    • @azcomicgeek
      @azcomicgeek Місяць тому +8

      Just keep quiet, stay calm and relax, he'll protect you. No need to call the cops and get them involved. Quit struggling and it'll be over soon. He'll protect you so good.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Місяць тому +6

      ⁠@@azcomicgeek 😬 Yep. That’s how it sounds.

    • @LittleCheebs
      @LittleCheebs Місяць тому +1

      The vagueness makes it even creepier

  • @jamesfinley9397
    @jamesfinley9397 Місяць тому +8

    Did I hallucinate it or didn’t the Supreme Court rule that bribes aren’t bribes, as long as you do the favor first, it’s a GRATUITY.

  • @tweaker1bms
    @tweaker1bms Місяць тому +4

    That "We Didn't Start the Fire" joke was underrated 😛

  • @bmeclipse
    @bmeclipse Місяць тому +158

    Eric will be cleared of all charges as soon as he announces he’s switched to the republican party.

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy Місяць тому +6

      That's the difference between D and R in a nutshell : One party upholds law and order, and the other party just says it does, because 'it sounds good'.

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 Місяць тому

      Well as long as we have the impotent Garland, as AG, this will continue. He’s a coward. Why hasn’t he been fired yet?

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap Місяць тому +2

      Neither party is free or corruption. Politicians are corrupt. Story at 11.

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Місяць тому

      ​@@skabuoyOutflanking the Republicans from the right has only _ever_ lost elections for the Dems.
      "Law and order" is just a buzz phrase the wealthy use to justify depriving rights from the working class. Stop falling for it.

    • @Coalette10
      @Coalette10 Місяць тому +1

      ​@skabuoy Yup.Typically a D would resign. An R would refuse and cost taxpayers thousands to go through a trial, hoping to win on a technicality or problem with proof.

  • @Machistmo
    @Machistmo Місяць тому +13

    best Shark impression EVER

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +2

      No, best impression of Andy Samberg doing an impression of a narrow-nosed spookfish EVER

  • @dianerandall1525
    @dianerandall1525 Місяць тому +31

    Donald should not comment on this. Did he not accept ten millions from Egypt to help his campaign in 2020

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +4

      All that they were able to prove was that that amount disappeared from the Egyptian treasury while the same amount was deposited into an account or accounts owned by the Trump Organization the same day. It could all have just been a coincidence

  • @latebloomer7191
    @latebloomer7191 Місяць тому +139

    Trump being my savior is like having a stalker who systematically destroys everything in my life that matters to me.😭😡

  • @jackieh9157
    @jackieh9157 Місяць тому +2

    I love when Seth cracks himself up

  • @dianerandall1525
    @dianerandall1525 Місяць тому +15

    So the NY mayor gets arrested for accepting travel gifts but Clarence Thomas can accept bigger gifts and bribe and does mot get charged?

  • @Miapetdragon69
    @Miapetdragon69 Місяць тому +15

    3:37 All eight of his staff quit leaving him only one.... He got an offer to clear his name but he turned it down! If I were innocent and someone offered to help clear my name I would do it.... But since he's guilty there you go.... I am so glad that here in North Carolina we're going to make sure that he never sees the inside of the governor's mansion!

  • @VermontJayson
    @VermontJayson Місяць тому +12

    CORRECTIONS: that’s not where a cockroach would effectively be able to inhale smoke. Cockroach respiration occurs through spiracles - a small opening on the sides of its body. ❤

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +5

      ikr? And even after Seth took pains to mime how a cockroach would anatomically correctly smoke a cigarette in a previous episode of _,Corrections!_ Have we as a society learned nothing

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Місяць тому

      13:09 did he not learn the first time around?!

  • @VicJ-Kiwi9617
    @VicJ-Kiwi9617 Місяць тому +44

    This Kiwi in NZ should probably take more notice of our news instead of what’s going on in yours 😅

    • @flashrobbie
      @flashrobbie Місяць тому +2

      it's depressing but dull

    • @lightfoot.2000
      @lightfoot.2000 Місяць тому +3

      indeed. Doesn't have the studio lights, and same production, only policy that will impact you directly going forward. Pay attention.

    • @Christians4Harris
      @Christians4Harris Місяць тому +7

      New Zealand has laws preventing a lunatic fringe sh*t show from forming a theater. We have Rupert Murdoch.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 Місяць тому +6

      In fairness, if Dump somehow gets elected again, the whole world will suffer massively! 🤷‍♀️ But as your sister from across the road in Aus, I know what you mean 😁

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 Місяць тому

      @@Christians4HarrisWe are soooooooo sorry for that. Truly! But thanks for taking that nightmare off our hands 🇦🇺😞 Mind you, he still owns news media here - Sky News - which is just another version of Faux. Brainwashing propaganda. Fortunately, most of us are too laidback to become far right wing psychos.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому +12

    There was a Rat Summit recently. Did someone rat out Mayor Adams?

  • @ericcarlisle
    @ericcarlisle Місяць тому +7

    Can we bring back the two dogs barking for the Law and Order theme? 🤔

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +1

      Thank you, fellow loyal _Late Night Seth_ viewer

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +15

    (to Rudy )"What's your secret?"
    "Withkey, but they won't let me in the bar anymore!"

    • @tweaker1bms
      @tweaker1bms Місяць тому +1

      "Did you try dat bar??"

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB Місяць тому +54

    So it's OK for the Supreme Court to accept fancy trips but the mayor gets indicted. I wonder why him? 🤔
    Nevermind... This man crooked. 😬

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Місяць тому

      We know why- timing... Election close,gotta make some Dems pay to show they can be azz holes too.

  • @OGZackov
    @OGZackov Місяць тому +66

    Eric stole $10m from NY, and had his cops shoot someone for jumping a $3 fare

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 Місяць тому +6

      Dude had a knife, charged the police. Check your facts.

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Місяць тому

      Adam's is Guilty already ?

    • @paulnolan4971
      @paulnolan4971 Місяць тому

      @@randyhowey7414
      They're deeply in the cookies
      Nefarious and crooky
      All 15, very sucky
      Yeah, Adam's Scammily
      Their house was a Boe eeing
      When people came to see 'em
      They really were a scheming
      With all the bribery
      Neat
      A Sweetener
      So petite !?
      So puts the witch's drawl on
      A boomstick he can draw on
      We're gonna play the hunt's on
      The Addam's scam complete
      Yes they're deeply in the cookies
      Hilarious, yet yucky
      All 15, very lucky
      They're not in Sicily
      Strange Days have found us
      Deplaned
      The Addams family
      CLINK
      CLINK lol

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Місяць тому

      ​@@policerthought5649Follow your own advice and watch the body cam footage.

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows Місяць тому +4

      ​@@policerthought5649 you're a bloodthirsty weirdo for that

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Місяць тому +108

    Sure, JD Vance is awkward, repellent, and robotic-seeming.
    That's all

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Місяць тому +8

      He really comes to life...on a couch.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Місяць тому +1

      He's the definition of weird

    • @GoneFishingAway
      @GoneFishingAway Місяць тому

      @@Turbojonny5You’re whole party is the definition of weird.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Місяць тому

      @@GoneFishingAway 👈🏻you are defending JD Vance.you must be a weirdo too😬

    • @GoneFishingAway
      @GoneFishingAway Місяць тому

      @@Turbojonny5 You’re only throwing insults and don’t see the irony you calling the other party when I see plenty of strange people and things going on. Even when the most corrupt democratic politician gets prosecuted, you’ll still find ways to blame the other party

  • @paulamspodavis1069
    @paulamspodavis1069 Місяць тому

    Seth- I thought your monologue was slipping...till you got to the tissues!!! NAILED IT!!! GOOD JOB!!!

  • @kevinchristopher162
    @kevinchristopher162 Місяць тому +1

    I knew you were going to drop a bleeped f bomb when you started the jury duty joke. And you did not disappoint! It was totally necessary & hilarious!!!

  • @leesimone2
    @leesimone2 Місяць тому +12

    I was waiting for something with him! There was something about him that made me uncomfortable!

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +2

      Sign of the times that there are like four national political figures you could be referring to but can't tell which one you're talking about, and also how your comment could apply equally well to any one of them

  • @Rocknrolla25133
    @Rocknrolla25133 Місяць тому +3

    A perfect Sandburg impression

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde Місяць тому +2

    Thanks Seth and crew

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 Місяць тому +39

    It's 5:00 AM and I'm researching narrow nosed spookfish just to try to get a correction and land us some Animal Flubs.

    • @gypsysnickerdoodle4354
      @gypsysnickerdoodle4354 Місяць тому +4

      lol

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Місяць тому +3

      I thought it was named ghost shark?!

    • @simonedegroot905
      @simonedegroot905 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@notme2day
      Just looked it up bc I thought the same but nope! The ghost shark was discovered in 1823 iirc and it has a different nose, the new shark's nose is long and sticks out and the ghost shark's nose is shaped like a normal shark's nose if that makes sense

    • @kale_vegetable
      @kale_vegetable Місяць тому +3

      ​@@simonedegroot905you're both right! It's a species of ghost shark according to the Guardian article from Tuesday.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Місяць тому +1

      @@simonedegroot905 Yup, that does make sense. Who would have thought Colbert could steered me wrong on this.lolol

  • @lukeburton7448
    @lukeburton7448 Місяць тому +11

    Mayors indicted, Supreme Court justices high fived.

  • @swill128
    @swill128 Місяць тому +28

    Correction: Wally misspelled Flubbed by accident, not on purpose.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Місяць тому +10

      You missed the chance to say "not on porpoise."

    • @smilingkevin
      @smilingkevin Місяць тому +4

      @@Blodhelm Now that would be an animal fub

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Blodhelm I was thinking the same thing. You nailed it

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +4

      It's impressive to me how Seth can race through cue cards at the pace that he does and then stop on a dime on the smallest spelling error. Leads me to believe this happens all the time in taping but they only keep it in the final cut when the back-and-forth is so perfect and on brand for _,Late Night Seth._ It's almost like Seth had a former life as a head writer for some major sketch comedy show

  • @thomthom6268
    @thomthom6268 Місяць тому +6

    Tfg: You will no longer be tied down to train tracks.

  • @naomilu9910
    @naomilu9910 Місяць тому +6

    When that guy says that I won't have the stresses I have today, my brain starts filling up with all the awful things he might do to make things even worse. Protect U.S. FROM him, please!
    VOTE BLUE DOWN THE WHOLE BALLOT
    Thanks in advance.

  • @ariellebotwinick1537
    @ariellebotwinick1537 Місяць тому +10

    I can’t picture more of a nightmare than of Trump being my protector. I’m also a black woman so I’m safe because he’s not talking about me.

    • @lonpfrb
      @lonpfrb Місяць тому

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Місяць тому +3

      I'm white but old and no longer hot, so I'm safe from him too.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +2

      You missed the little asterisk after Trump's blanket guarantee that he will be your protector; if you read the fine print you would clearly have noticed that
      _*Exclusions apply._

  • @ZarlanTheGreen
    @ZarlanTheGreen Місяць тому

    Misspelling 'flubbed', on the card... brilliant!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +5

    Seth's nose really helps that shark impression.

  • @buckyvonbuck2410
    @buckyvonbuck2410 Місяць тому +6

    Wow, bad, almost as bad as Thomas.

  • @markseagraves5486
    @markseagraves5486 Місяць тому +9

    Doesn’t want to be President… Exactly, just enough bs to give it to Vance and get a pardon.

  • @HansPetterBoyesen
    @HansPetterBoyesen Місяць тому +9

    It actually took me two seconds, before I got the tissue joke 😂😀🤪🤣👍❤️🇳🇴
    Hilarious 👍Norway here🇳🇴
    Vote 💙

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому +1

      That is coincidentally the same amount of time that said user of said tissues lasts before requiring usage of said paper product

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- Місяць тому +1

    That 79 pigeons in a suit was amazing work by the graphics department

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD Місяць тому +14

    trumps affair with chart exposed on the next AXIS HOLLYWOOD!

  • @candy-wi2fm
    @candy-wi2fm Місяць тому +9

    I find it odd that everyone is trying to push or persuade New York mayor to resign. YET we didn't hear this many voices to tell Trump not to run for presidency and he has already been convicted! That's why Trump has some light weight words bout the situation because he knows he should be taking a seat too!

  • @MsChiefsfan-w4k
    @MsChiefsfan-w4k Місяць тому +3

    It's hard to believe that Rudy used to be a Federal Prosecutor.

  • @harfangdesneiges
    @harfangdesneiges Місяць тому +3

    you gotta figure that that tissue joke was Scollins'

  • @tbpmermaid
    @tbpmermaid Місяць тому +5

    I wish Kamala’s response to the Trump protector question was “Eeeeew!”

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Місяць тому

      Or just that look of barely containable disgust as in the debate when she referred to "This fffff--ormer President.."

    • @susan6800
      @susan6800 Місяць тому

      I think her facial expression nearly said it all!

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 Місяць тому

      Elizabeth Warren called it "creepy.". I think that is putting it mildly.

  •  Місяць тому +5

    Correction: you couldN'T give a s**** about the Mets' fortune. Unless you do give a s**** about it.

  • @bsweat9230
    @bsweat9230 Місяць тому

    So well done!!!❤❤❤❤

  • @cherylmccloud8709
    @cherylmccloud8709 Місяць тому +5

    Hi from Australia👋Oh the irony-Trump now has to carry Robinson to "full term".🙄🤭

  • @sMVshortMusicVideos
    @sMVshortMusicVideos Місяць тому

    Throwing Sandberg into the narrow nose shark bit was uncalled for, but oh so funny.

  • @anniejankovic8056
    @anniejankovic8056 Місяць тому

    This monologue is SO good

  • @eb0526
    @eb0526 Місяць тому +2

    Rudy aka law goblin😂 so accurate!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому +7

    It's unfortunate Professor Maya Wiley didn't become New York Mayor.

  • @avwholesomegamer
    @avwholesomegamer Місяць тому +5

    “Hoo boy, where to start.” -Kamala Harris upon hearing about The Protector of Women

  • @tomholroyd7519
    @tomholroyd7519 Місяць тому +2

    Abandoned, Lonely, and Scared. Worst breakfast cereal ever

  • @andiferrell1206
    @andiferrell1206 Місяць тому

    This was a HILARIOUS closer look! I loved all of the impressions of generic New Yorkers.

  • @Bigbrotheriswatchingus
    @Bigbrotheriswatchingus Місяць тому +5

    How many more A+ qualifications can one person have to be a Republican candidate than Mark Robinson..he even has children to keep him humble

  • @TheBaysening
    @TheBaysening Місяць тому

    Loved how you snuck in a Will Forte impression disguising it as a wrestler impression

  • @lorekeepermeerah
    @lorekeepermeerah Місяць тому

    the new yorker threatening an actual force of nature bit had me cracking up hahaha

  • @viridian4388
    @viridian4388 Місяць тому +2

    The bodega cat needs to be higher on that list

  • @zanagriffith7378
    @zanagriffith7378 Місяць тому

    Thanks for the fun Seth.

  • @HeraldOfBadger
    @HeraldOfBadger Місяць тому +7

    Wally! Say something if they point the camera at you we know you get paid more~!

  • @MidnightMiik
    @MidnightMiik Місяць тому +1

    I have to remember that chart joke the next time I have jury duty.

  • @joannemactaggart7889
    @joannemactaggart7889 Місяць тому +4

    I sent that clip of Trump the Stalker outside my window saying "... Women, you will no longer feel anxious, linely, abandoned or scared ...." TO MY Therapist!!! 😵‍💫Mystery of my "free floating " anxiety is SOLVED.
    Apologies to all the OTHER creepy men from my past - your horrible behavior has been TRJMPED.

  • @handyreiter1310
    @handyreiter1310 Місяць тому +1

    The Samberg impression was so spot on it was spooky. Seth is getting so good!!! And the NY rat impression OMG

  • @leemackey6162
    @leemackey6162 Місяць тому +1

    Aww, don’t you make our Wally blush! ☺️

  • @lawrencewild2523
    @lawrencewild2523 Місяць тому +2

    Ain't the first time. Reference to Tammany Hall and mayor Jimmy Walker.

  • @Cartagena1
    @Cartagena1 Місяць тому

    I love how Karrion Kross is the WWE wrestler y’all chose for that bit while Seth did a Hulk Hogan impression 😅😂

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza Місяць тому +2

    Pizza rat really should be higher on that list. Carrying pizza at that size takes the resourcefulness a NY mayor needs

  • @alexm8922
    @alexm8922 Місяць тому +10

    Correction!
    He can't be a juror being a felon.

  • @JohnErskine-i8w
    @JohnErskine-i8w Місяць тому +6

    Eric is trying to get a position on Scotus!!!

  • @jediping
    @jediping Місяць тому

    The axes joke got me just as much the second time. :)

  • @michellefruendt6658
    @michellefruendt6658 Місяць тому +3

    A few years ago the Mayor of Montreal resigned amidst allegations of corruption, as did the next Mayor who campaigned on importance of personal of integrity as did the THIRD subsequent Mayor 😜

  • @ef8487
    @ef8487 Місяць тому

    Your Samberg is impeccable!

  • @DemonEyes622
    @DemonEyes622 Місяць тому +1

    I was hoping he was gonna list a staff member in line for mayor

  • @daniellediehl6852
    @daniellediehl6852 Місяць тому

    I love Seth meyers

  • @mewoosh
    @mewoosh Місяць тому

    3:43 I was waiting for Seth to say "Scollins" after the tissue joke but then remembered it wasn't "Surprise Inspection"

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Місяць тому +6

    3:41 that joke by Shoemaker?

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 Місяць тому +1

    I can see Giuliani starring in the new NewsMax series "Judge Rudy". It would be painfully funny -- emphasis on the painful part.

  • @sherryelle225
    @sherryelle225 Місяць тому

    That Samberg impression was really good.

  • @veep3635
    @veep3635 Місяць тому

    “I love that chart, I sleep with that chart…” my brain just begged for a short circuit!

  • @WhyYesIAmABich
    @WhyYesIAmABich Місяць тому

    I don't know how it's possible that I've already seen this but it's Auto played and I'm laughing just as hard as I would if I was seeing it for the first time😂😂😂😂

  • @conj764
    @conj764 Місяць тому +1

    Bodega cat needs to be so much higher!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +13

    Not sure I'd call Turkish Airlines 'luxury'.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Місяць тому +2

      They are if they come with big bags of cash.