This is a Great idea for people with a severe injury that is not capable for driving them selfs to a location. This is so far the best that I've ever seen and as i would even like one myself as i don't do well with driving as yet. The people working on this should be very proud of bringing this in to the world
the car actually has several timers that trigger for you to briefly take control to make sure you are awake and functional, otherwise it blocks you from utilizing the autopilot for a week
It is still illegal to operate a vehicle even in self drive mode if you cannot operate it manually. Because if something were to fail or the computer makes an error, you must be able to take over.
I'm just wondering, what would it do if the road was poorly marked and the sign was blocked, and the mapping was off? I suppose the signs and road markings on the maps and where they apply need to be much more clear in the future, same with the tracking of the car on the map is the answer.
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Even though it's self-driving, the law will require you to be fully able (licensed, sober, awake, etc) to take over autopilot in case something wrong were to happen or the car required input from you mid-travel 💁🏻♀️
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OMG! Imagine that happened! While your at work it’s off doing robo taxi work, and comes back to your work for when it’s lunch after dropping you off it heads back out and comes back to work to take you home.
Machine learning AI, WMDs, mass espionage, advances in literally every single field. My mother has an electronic implant that zaps a nerve ending to cease headaches. We have a picture of a black hole. Cures for however many diseases, self driving cars, twin nuclear powered aircraft carriers, transparent aluminum, sapphire crystal glass, watches that track and trace your heart, phones that map your face, headsets that project holograms, cars that can hit 288mph, self flying drones, self landing rockets, a car in space, a rover on mars, 8K TVs, photorealistic game graphics, bipedal robots capable of jumping, prototype exoskeletons, the list goes on forever and ever. They say children born today may be among the first to embrace immortality.
That’s the fucked up part...technically all the “drunk driver” would be doing is getting into the vehicle and inputting an address into the GPS, the vehicle will literally do everything else... If anything, you’re “over-seeing the operation of a motor vehicle” and not actually “physically driving” 🤔🤷🏼♂️ However, if anything causes the Auto-Pilot to fail and you have to drive manually, you legally can’t.
Flying cars don’t work. It requires too much fuel, takes too much space, and do you want to be decapitated if bob forgets to service his car and parts fall down, or if 2 cars crash into each other and the whole cars fall down.
I told my grandma that a ghost killed this guy and then was driving this car, she got terrified and now her faith in existence of ghosts is even stronger.
Mr.Ay he’s is not completely wrong. I would also like to see it drive on bad roads and see how it performs. I’m curious to see what happens when it drives and the road is loosing lanes.
Despite any cons and what some people may say about self-driving vehicles, I say the idea is still worth it because not everyone is lucky enough to get their driver's license nor are able to drive, but don't want to have to rely on public transportation services all the time.
I have a driving license and i am a great driver. I want a real fully automated car - so i can see outside - nature - I just love watching outside /observe. it's far batter than a movie for me. For this reason I do need a FULLY FUNCTIONING SELF DRIVING car which Tesla is not.
*_sir, you may wanna call that tesla customer help line if you want I can show you on my phone, I am not even lying, I am just a passenger, what can go wrong with me?_*
The state of Michigan is now issuing drivers licenses to autonomous self-driving vehicles. Don't laugh. They will definitely have better driving records than we humans do.
You bring up a good point. If everyone had a self driving car, what would be the need for traffic law enforcement? (assuming that there is no longer a manual feature).
@@GitarrenTobi Secret Easter egg: *doors get locked, air supply turned off and a red circular light shows up on the screen* Thief: Let me out of the car! Car: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
@Astumed Elon talked in their presentation yesterday about how they'll probably be removing the steering wheel sometime in the future, when full autonomous driving is the standard. But I suppose until that happens we can always take the wheel and drive manually if we feel like it ;)
@@DrDjMann And what is this "accomplishment"? How does this benefit the people? Not only are such cars completely unattainable for regular people, but they are useless, too. Such self-driving systems, especially this early into development, cannot really be trusted at all circumstances, and may quickly become a danger in the roads. Not to mention, that driving in and off itself is fun, and normal cars will always remain there. In other words, this does nothing to get humanity anywhere, really, and is something unattainable to most. And thus... How is this an accomplishment, at all?
Yeah, but you never saw it deal with figuring out who had the right of way when multiple cars stopped at once. If it can do that better than humans, then you’re right.
Police:You know why I pull you over ? Tesla :Cause I am black car? P: No not that , I saw you hit the sign , you drunk? T: No I don't drink, I am electric car. Must be my machine learning problem. P : oh anyway here a ticket.
Imagine having an “I’m feeling lucky” button on a Tesla and it drives you to some random point of interest like a monument or a museum or the beach. Edit: Thanks for the likes, go tweet at Elon if you want. Edit 2: Damn, guess he saw it. In Tesla version 10 apparently.
@@richey0995 you May not know but accually there are heck a lot grown ups who have no idea what tesla can do, since they are not into this kind of stuff, talking from my own experience from my parent...
Tesla: "OK boss." < 3 hours later> Me: "Where are you?" Tesla: "Still driving around the blocks. Didn't find empty parking space, like the 698 other Teslas over here. Battery now at 4%."
@wolffreelancer I mean I drive a 1995 Mazda Miata, so I'm in no means a Tesla owner lmao, but I can say that this is still really damn cool that a car can completely drive itself to a destination
Even if self driving cars make accidents 99% less likely,there will be a single accident where somebody gets injured and everybody just protests these cars and want to go back to the days where dying in a car accident was a normal incident
@@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 Blaming an intangible entity isn't the same as blaming an actual person. I completly believe we need self driving cars but people are illogical. The status quo has alot of momentum.
Soulxlight Simple, Treat it like an actual human & Tesla pays the fines? (and since accidents happen way less they can quadruple the fines for Autonomous cars)
@@BukuiZhao I did. On multiple cars that have come and gone. And it’s still not even publicly available. Imagine ticking a 12k “performance option” on a Mercedes, and the car never allows you to access it. Would never happen, they would be sued. Tesla should be held liable for this grift just like any other OEM would be.
@@BukuiZhao it’s literally not released yet. What WAS released is a beta version for Tesla to collect data and refine the final version. 36k down the drain on a feature that still has not been released. That’s how Tesla cares about its loyal customers - promise features and release them years later at a reduced functionality. They did this with FSD, with Spotify (FINALLY arrived), with auto lane change, with in cabin camera functionality, with robotaxi….Musk is trying to go to the moon yet he can’t figure out how to build a car that doesn’t have inch-wide trunk gaps. I’m a fan of him generally, I appreciate the the things Tesla HAS done. But in the same breath, I can see what they have missed on with clear eyes. Lots of missed promises to customers. Where’s the roadster from 5 years ago, where are all those 50k non refundable deposits??? Can go on and on. Tesla’s a great company but they are being run horribly.
You won't need a license. If you own your own car fine it drives you. Or you ride share with other peoples' cars. Anyone can drive anywhere because no one will drive.
@@9eRw1n you have a heart attack in a normal car and it just crashes. you have a heart atack in a tesla and it takes you home and you have the possability of surviving.
@@Josue-gk2rl Whatever lane the driver fancies at that time xD. Officially it is left but you'll know the reality once you set foot outside the airport.
@@AnshumaanAnand yes i also thought in that Kind, but He need to believe and follow Lord Jesus Christ or Theres a Bad place to wake Up, If you Re Not a real Christian, which also repented from ein and ist friend With world
*60 years from now* Me: back in the day, there used to be a thing called a steering wheel that let you drive cars manually. Great grandson: why on Mars would someone want to do that ?
Great grandson: that's just crazy dangerous! I read in history class that thousands of people used to die every year in car accidents! Were people nuts?
Would be awesome if so but someone is supposed to be "in control" of the vehicle at all times at the steering wheel. Which makes no sense for this video cause the Tesla people are always saying "hands must remain on steering wheel at all times even during self drive" especially when a accident happens that's the first thing they say.... but this vIdeo shows otherwise.... make up your mind Tesla
@@AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk I wouldn't say so. There will always have to be someone to take over in case of an emergency, a car can't take full responsibility, at least not until there are only self driving cars left.
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Officer: Sir have you been drinking?
“Of course, but not the car”
Tbh, drunk people wouldn't be noticed because it's not swerving
Car been drinking to much fuel
i mean you should be able to be drunk as all hell 'cause even if you drink the car wont sverve
This needs more likes
Can confirm that the car has drunk zero gas.
"You know why we pulled you over?"
"No. I was sleeping."
You Win.
LMAO
HAHA
Lol
"exactly."
Reason why the video has no sound is because the person in the driver seat was screaming the whole time
ACivilRenegade lol this is so funny!!!
😂😂😂
Lmao
woh i laughed at a youtube comment
:"D
This is a Great idea for people with a severe injury that is not capable for driving them selfs to a location. This is so far the best that I've ever seen and as i would even like one myself as i don't do well with driving as yet. The people working on this should be very proud of bringing this in to the world
the car actually has several timers that trigger for you to briefly take control to make sure you are awake and functional, otherwise it blocks you from utilizing the autopilot for a week
It is still illegal to operate a vehicle even in self drive mode if you cannot operate it manually. Because if something were to fail or the computer makes an error, you must be able to take over.
It is great for people with dyspraxia
Self driving was so smooth that I didn't even hear the audio.
I can’t tell if your joking
@@givingflopera me to
@@fn-_-xywz1866 people who use "to" instead of "too" is two annoying (;
It was audio?
Tesla turn off the audio cuz the man inside is screaming cuz this thing is a new tech lol
Me to my grandson in the future :
I had to *DRIVE* 5 miles everyday to get to college...
Only 5? :)
Haha
5? I drive almost 100 a day just to get to University
@@bosh__ drive? I walk and climb mountains to get to school
Walk? I dont have school
What an amazing time to be alive, again.
Oh. Yeah Jesus. But why are you alive?
Jesus boi i looked at your name and almost thought u were jesus XD
"again" lmao
Sacrilegious....
@@harshreddy4594 because the anti christ is here too and he's come to sort of even out the playing field.
2 years have passed but can't forget this masterpiece
you realize it doesnt exist right?
@@JeffreyPhillips what
yes and magically we cant get past level 2 and this is level 5. Scam! glorified cruise control is what is out now lol.
@@ct1762 yea bc they still testing it. All the teslas technologically can do it but its locked until tesla is fully 150% confident in it
@@loganhouston7800Did you make that up? Why would Tesla give its customers a less safe version to test?
officer: were you texting and driving?
me: No, just texting
@No Name no u
L
@@HungAF lol imagine stealing a comment and its still terrible
😂😂
lol
The most amazing thing about this is seeing a car come to a full stop at a Stop sign for the first time in my life.
I don't know, in the video it looks like the brake pedal is moving. I think he is pushing the brakes
@@silimarina. Pretty sure touching the break disables auto pilot. Never driven one, but I've been in the S, 3, and X. Also I'm a huge Tesla nerd.
@@silimarina. Since the wheel turns without hands, I assume the brake pedal depresses without feet.
@@CorwynGC This.
I'm just wondering, what would it do if the road was poorly marked and the sign was blocked, and the mapping was off?
I suppose the signs and road markings on the maps and where they apply need to be much more clear in the future, same with the tracking of the car on the map is the answer.
Imagine trying to steal a Tesla then it drives you to the police station
Lol it locks all the doors so you can't get out either 😂
😂😂
Well, thats a good one!
shit xD
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they implement this in the future
I can easily imagine falling asleep behind the wheel... So relaxing.
Thanks for watching this video
Congratulations 🎉🎉
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Driving schools in the future:
Just press this button congrats you passed
You will likely fail for missing letter while inputing address
"Address not found" Fail!
@Infidel how?
Yup 100%
Lol
That is true.
Custom: Im drunk, i have no one to drive me home.
Elon Musk: Hold ur beer
The hold ur beer got me😂
Elon: "On second thought..."
*Drops roomba in the car after you*
"You're good to go."
*Slaps back of Tesla*
🤣
This needs more likes😂😂
Even though it's self-driving, the law will require you to be fully able (licensed, sober, awake, etc) to take over autopilot in case something wrong were to happen or the car required input from you mid-travel 💁🏻♀️
Officer, "Where is your driving license?"
Owner, "Tesla, where is your driving license?"
that was nice
I wonder if kids could be at the wheel hah
Tesla doesn’t need one it has a certification but that was fun
@@inox1ck it was a joke 😆
Look up definition of joke on google, that might help you out.
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Always aim for a week. Set your maximum cups lost per week. it's still perfectly logical, it's quite passive and rewarding
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Who is this man everyone is talking about? Is there any way to contact him?
I would love to try it. Is it reliable?
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Owner: Car, where have you been?
Car: Just went out acting as Robotaxi, earning some cash to pay for myself.
Owner: **wipes a tear**
I edited this comment so it makes no sense why it has so manny likes
yeah i never thought so ....this could a good option
Selling itself to others at night and pretending the next morning that nothing has happened or changed between us 😭
OMG! Imagine that happened!
While your at work it’s off doing robo taxi work, and comes back to your work for when it’s lunch after dropping you off it heads back out and comes back to work to take you home.
I see the TeslaPool replacing the old school car pool.
Blows my mind thinking how much technology has changed in my short lifetime
This is the result of having thousands of cars with cameras and sensors on the road collecting data to train their AIs.
7-eleven doesn’t sell paper maps anymore.
Machine learning AI, WMDs, mass espionage, advances in literally every single field. My mother has an electronic implant that zaps a nerve ending to cease headaches. We have a picture of a black hole. Cures for however many diseases, self driving cars, twin nuclear powered aircraft carriers, transparent aluminum, sapphire crystal glass, watches that track and trace your heart, phones that map your face, headsets that project holograms, cars that can hit 288mph, self flying drones, self landing rockets, a car in space, a rover on mars, 8K TVs, photorealistic game graphics, bipedal robots capable of jumping, prototype exoskeletons, the list goes on forever and ever. They say children born today may be among the first to embrace immortality.
No new fundamental discoveries were required for this.
Its Called Aliens Think How Fast Technology Changed Ova The Last 15-20 Years
1950: i bet we'll have self-driving cars in the future!
*_2019:_*
This is the first time I've seen this meme used positively.
Wow
1950: "I bet we'll have *flying cars* in the future!"
Elon Musk: Breathe. Just stand there and wait.
Most underrated comment here
Nice one
This needs a regularly fully updated map and an AI that can learn and operate instantly. Mind blowing , really
Nino！
Imagine sleeping while it drives and you wake up to see Paul Walker smiling at you.
LoL this is such an underrated comment :D
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
F );
Lol
Why not just name the new model Paul Walker...
Imagine ordering an Uber and your ride comes and nobody is in the car
That would be cool and scary at the same time... 👻😂
Don’t speak to soon
And then he starts talking to you
@@det3135 Who is soon, and why can I not speak to him/her?
Lol
This video also doubles as a showcase of how the car sounds like.
Deformalized you have never been in a model 3
MrLalasd neither have i. but i own X and S
Xayy k can I get one of em
@@BLVCKSERIES lets be real now, you don't
Mostly
This man in the car had so much patience that for a moment I thought him to be just a slightly moving dummy or a frickin' mannequin
Police: Are you driving drunk?
Me: Yes but actually no.
Best feature ever
Me-my car is not drunk
Tesla-hey hey I just drank electricity
🤷♀️
this actually brings up an excellent point about full self driving
That’s the fucked up part...technically all the “drunk driver” would be doing is getting into the vehicle and inputting an address into the GPS, the vehicle will literally do everything else...
If anything, you’re “over-seeing the operation of a motor vehicle” and not actually “physically driving” 🤔🤷🏼♂️
However, if anything causes the Auto-Pilot to fail and you have to drive manually, you legally can’t.
Chauffeur: exists
Tesla: I'm bout to end this man's whole career
That's fucking funny
I get the joke. but no, the chauffeur still functions as a companion
I can't wait for this meme format to die off.
It will be the same for driving instructors and delivery people.
1960 : We will have flying car in the future!
2019 : well this is fine
Got your joke,
but flying cars are impractical, when you have helicopters, who would buy flying cars?
Flying cars don’t work. It requires too much fuel, takes too much space, and do you want to be decapitated if bob forgets to service his car and parts fall down, or if 2 cars crash into each other and the whole cars fall down.
@@bryanmorra1617 and flying cars won't be expensive??
@@bryanmorra1617 Yeah but I mean at first prices will be extortionate
Humans are not capable of 3d thinking only a few of them
I told my grandma that a ghost killed this guy and then was driving this car, she got terrified and now her faith in existence of ghosts is even stronger.
Imagine if Microsoft ever launch self-driven cars and it automatically starts updating in the middle of traffic.
Underrated. This is a good one
more worried about the auto restart after the update.
Blue screen of death in the center lane of I-405
trojan roadster
LMAOOO
Impressive.
That dude managed to keep his hands on his knees the entire time
NICOpro7 came here looking for this comment 😂
Probably sleeping lol
@@_-Montana-_ what is wrong with you?
Mr.Ay he’s is not completely wrong. I would also like to see it drive on bad roads and see how it performs. I’m curious to see what happens when it drives and the road is loosing lanes.
sebas kolk exactly
Absolutely amazing! Everyone that worked on this should be extremely proud of themselves.
I worked on the carpet.
I like turtles
Oh and I also worked on the audio of this video.
122 mm BR-471B Stalinium projectile I worked on the gas tank
I threw in the headlights.
Despite any cons and what some people may say about self-driving vehicles, I say the idea is still worth it because not everyone is lucky enough to get their driver's license nor are able to drive, but don't want to have to rely on public transportation services all the time.
Unless you have a severe disability, getting a driver’s license is very easy.
@@IHM451OH YEA? EXPLAIN THEN U LIAR, GO AHEAD ILL WAIT
@@faded.177 whats ur fucking problem?
you're an idiot
I have a driving license and i am a great driver. I want a real fully automated car - so i can see outside - nature - I just love watching outside /observe. it's far batter than a movie for me. For this reason I do need a FULLY FUNCTIONING SELF DRIVING car which Tesla is not.
Nor is it that everyone has enough money to afford this. As well as those who really need these types of transportations don't have the money.
“Hey I need to see your ID”
The car: *laughs in no driver*
Tesla machine go.....
*_sir, you may wanna call that tesla customer help line if you want I can show you on my phone, I am not even lying, I am just a passenger, what can go wrong with me?_*
Underrated comment ! XD
It eezz what it eeeeez
Google Tarzan the wonder car lmao
Cops: Can I see your driving licence please?
Car: Hehe sure
Car: 'No human you cannot. Know your place.' [Drives off]
The state of Michigan is now issuing drivers licenses to autonomous self-driving vehicles. Don't laugh. They will definitely have better driving records than we humans do.
Bruce Wagner r u sure about that
@@jaystarr6571 yy
@@jaystarr6571 y
In the future: _"back in my day cars had to be manually driven by ourselves"_
future kids: (visible confusion)
FelixEA hahaha, ikr
We are the lucky ones then because we have been able to drive cars ourselves manually and we will also experience autonomy
Actually really scary how true that is lol
Holy fuck yeah
"back in my day it was legal to drive your own car"
5 years later and FSD still can’t do hands free self driving. Epic.
12.4 finally does
@@yepyep266 try wearing polarized sunglasses and get back to me
@@ramphex musk said 12.5 will fix this. We’ll see
@@yepyep266 he also said refresh model S will have console quality gaming. That was in 2021, I’m still holding my breath.
Police : "may i see your license sir?"
Man : "ask the car, i'm not driving"
Good one
XD
"Officer, is the car under arrest or is it free to go?"
Facts !
You bring up a good point. If everyone had a self driving car, what would be the need for traffic law enforcement? (assuming that there is no longer a manual feature).
Her : hey come over
Elon : I can't I am drunk
Her : My parents aren't home
Elon :
Rofl!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying just picturing it
Underrated
Lmao
her= cara delevingne and amber heard
LMFAOOOO you're a fucking genius
Try and bring this to India that will be an even bigger achievement than going to mars
TBH, India should be ashamed on providing a worse road condition. As an indian, I pity how you wish others to change for our road condition. Good job
@@jantony1 this was me being sarcastic you know. I know how bad are road conditions are so please don't go around taking everyone's jokes seriously
Or Egypt 😂😂
@@riddlesandknowledge1 wait for real I always thought Egypt was a great country with good roads and stuff....damn this is news to me
@@jasman5365 it is but there's also a lot of traffic still like new york if u say
Plot twist : The passenger had the real steering wheel.
Imagine someone stealing your Tesla and it drives him to the police station.
*That's actually mad🤣*
It locks the guy in and turns off air supply
@@GitarrenTobi Secret Easter egg: *doors get locked, air supply turned off and a red circular light shows up on the screen* Thief: Let me out of the car! Car: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Imagine reading the same comment on every Tesla video.
@@jhonny44444 Was thinking in that direction too :D :D
Imagine going to sleep while on autopilot and waking up inside a container ship
Like in Silicon Valley 😂
Why did you set it for England?
did you get that from madagascar shaggy
Jared
I wonder when the next season is going to be out
Police : you have a license
Me: ask the Tesla I'm not driving
cold cube234 you won’t get pulled over it drives exactly the speed limit
Lol
@@jasonjepson4905 that doesn't mean anything.
Jason Jepson cops also pull you over based on your appearance where I live
@@jasonjepson4905 what if you have a burned headlight or something like that
imagine just sipping on some coffee while your car drives you to work. The future is almost here
😒its not future, imagine you go to work without driver car, only work from home its future... no late
Officer : May I see your driving license sir?
Me :nope,sorry officer I didn't drive this car
*starts writing tickets for the car to pay*
Faceshot Gaming 😂😂😂😂
me: i don’t have one
Just waiting for a mate
Kemalettin Sert you mean sovereign citizens. What a load of horseshit those guys are
No need for parking lots soon. Car will drop you off, go home and charge, or run some errands, taxi rent itself out, and then come pick you up.
YSG 2017 takes away the fun from driving. Driving is fun
@@jammbigoat9393 So true
@Astumed Elon talked in their presentation yesterday about how they'll probably be removing the steering wheel sometime in the future, when full autonomous driving is the standard. But I suppose until that happens we can always take the wheel and drive manually if we feel like it ;)
@@jammbigoat9393 not in traffic
In perfect, "Tesla" future it will be possible
All joking aside, take a minute to appreciate this.
Why?
@@DrDjMann nonsense. Caddy already does this.
@@johnnycake3915 tf is a caddy
@@SomeOne-ot8qg lol that says it all.
@@DrDjMann
And what is this "accomplishment"? How does this benefit the people? Not only are such cars completely unattainable for regular people, but they are useless, too. Such self-driving systems, especially this early into development, cannot really be trusted at all circumstances, and may quickly become a danger in the roads. Not to mention, that driving in and off itself is fun, and normal cars will always remain there.
In other words, this does nothing to get humanity anywhere, really, and is something unattainable to most. And thus... How is this an accomplishment, at all?
Imagine the autopilot gets an error.
The person sitting inside:💀☠💀☠💀☠☠☠☠☠
Imagine falling sleep on the interstate and waking up to 50 cop cars with their lights on full OJ mode
OJ?
I’m surprised OJ’s lawyers couldn’t convince the jury that Bronco was self-driving.
Lmao!!!!!
You wake up to find the car has held up a bank and led the cops on a 50 mile chase
Full OJ mode HAHAHAHA
1950: I bet that in the future we all have self driving cars
2019:Oh WaIT a MiNuTE
Am waiting for someone that doesnt understand your joke to comment
Huh? Whats the joke..?
@@ZectonplaysMC it's an adaptation on a meme format
You mean 2012: ua-cam.com/video/cdgQpa1pUUE/v-deo.html Tesla is one of the last to achieve self driving.
@@claypool7897 Oh really? Can you buy those other cars? Or are they just LIDAR trash that exist as geofenced tests forever and ever.
The Tesla actually stops at stop signs.
Another reason autopilot is better than human drivers.
Charles DeSol and no creepers waiting to turn
Yeah, but you never saw it deal with figuring out who had the right of way when multiple cars stopped at once. If it can do that better than humans, then you’re right.
@@somethingyouhave once all cars are autonomous, that'll be a piece of pie but you're right that it is a concern right now
somethingyouhave it wouldn’t be hard honestly most people don’t even do stop signs correctly
On clearly marked roads, but not every area is like that
3 years later, and it still can't do this
nah ,it can do now with the latest version
@@wlqpqpqlqmwnhssisjw6055 how do you do it? it says keep hands on the wheel all times. Also it doesn’t seem 100% consistent
@@wlqpqpqlqmwnhssisjw6055 not really
The steering wheel was a paid actor.
Lmao
The joke isn't funny anymore at all just shut up
@@portspewley2051 it's still funny you mr. if i say it's not funny y'all should shut up and agree with me
@@enmilia wtf? Are you the leader of YT comments? Stfu lmao
@@portspewley2051 r/Whoooosh
2029: the car talks to the police when pulled over
Police:You know why I pull you over ?
Tesla :Cause I am black car?
P: No not that , I saw you hit the sign , you drunk?
T: No I don't drink, I am electric car. Must be my machine learning problem.
P : oh anyway here a ticket.
@@ordhinv.hohenheim5009 bruh
@@ordhinv.hohenheim5009 Hahaha good one.
1982 Kitt: Am I a joke to you?
Do you know how fast you were programmed to go?
Imagine having an “I’m feeling lucky” button on a Tesla and it drives you to some random point of interest like a monument or a museum or the beach.
Edit: Thanks for the likes, go tweet at Elon if you want.
Edit 2: Damn, guess he saw it. In Tesla version 10 apparently.
That sounds like a fun coding project
or just crashes it to a gas station..
drives it to sea..
Or you just tell it when you have to be home, and it takes you on a scenic trip.
@@EagleSix52 Finds another Tesla to crash in.
I would cry
Four years later still waiting for it 😬
You're gonna continue waiting. Elon have broke his own release date for self-driving cars being a thing countless times.
I say give it another 5-6 years.
fsd 12 dis it
7 months later and it’s pretty much here. V12 is amazing.
I'd recline my seat all the way back so people think there's a ghost driving.
You would definitely fool some people, but most people would realize it’s a tesla
I would love you to do that 🤣🤣
@@richey0995 you May not know but accually there are heck a lot grown ups who have no idea what tesla can do, since they are not into this kind of stuff, talking from my own experience from my parent...
What a madlad
If you want to make people think there's a ghost, you should put a sheet over your head... without holes for the eyes!
"Thanks! Go park yourself somewhere nice. I'll call you when I need you to pick me up."
Car: (Runs out of battery in a location you weren't told of)
" _You... Fool..._ (Dies)"
That would be amazing.
Aryan Salve would it? Because the car can already do that. Look up Tesla parks itself and picks you up
Tesla: "OK boss."
< 3 hours later>
Me: "Where are you?"
Tesla: "Still driving around the blocks. Didn't find empty parking space, like the 698 other Teslas over here. Battery now at 4%."
SpeedFlap that is absolutely what I’m thinking
1990: The future will have self-driving cars!
2019:
Pegglez We’re getting there!
Were succeeding, finally!
1990: we'll have flying cars in the future
2019: eh, self driving cars the best we got so far
Self driving cars have been in the works for over 45 years!
Not the future,present
- Who drives your car?
- My car
😂
Now this, THIS is one of the coolest things I've ever seen
Agreed
@wolffreelancer you must be a driver
@wolffreelancer I mean I drive a 1995 Mazda Miata, so I'm in no means a Tesla owner lmao, but I can say that this is still really damn cool that a car can completely drive itself to a destination
@Owlifys Gaming - Connor Martinez Your brain is fake.
Now ask yourself, who doesn't want self driving cars?
Me : we used to drive back then
Grandson: ewww drive??
some_dude ! 😂
Probably won't happen unless they are retarded. We don't go "eeww they rode horses a 10000 years ago? What losers" do we?
Bruh I'm not even cool with automatic transmissions I'm not down for this transition
What 'drive' mean grandpa?
Grandson: what is this "stering wheel" you speak of?
Drives better than my mom
Rides better too.
But you mom loves you more
Drives better than almost everyone on the planet
@Owlifys Gaming - Connor Martinez Look, theres two things. Either your joking so now you can't r/whooosh me or your braindead af
Drives better than most people
Maybe someday nobody could drive a car.
It is an electric car, the audio is quite possibly accurate 😆
lmao
an*
@@heerahyouvraj6878 anyways u get it
@@kishorenaveen3524 "a" should be in capital. "u" is actually spelt "You". You missed a period "'." at the end of your sentence.
@killmoo say that when theres supra LOL
Or no silencer
Even if self driving cars make accidents 99% less likely,there will be a single accident where somebody gets injured and everybody just protests these cars and want to go back to the days where dying in a car accident was a normal incident
Yep. It's all about human's needing someone tangible to blame.
Soulxlight which i stupid, because apparently thats better than saving 1 million lives per year
Soulxlight You could just blame the company that made the AI
@@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 Blaming an intangible entity isn't the same as blaming an actual person. I completly believe we need self driving cars but people are illogical. The status quo has alot of momentum.
Soulxlight Simple, Treat it like an actual human & Tesla pays the fines? (and since accidents happen way less they can quadruple the fines for Autonomous cars)
April fools 2020. All teslas go on a road trip by themselves without warning the owner.
Jørgen Thingvold There will be a lot of sad faces lol
Dont give Elon any more ideas lol
Zachary Sikes very true
Im girl lisa but if i were a boy id pop a boner.this fascinating
massive swarm of teslas on a major highway
3 years later - still waiting for my 12k FSD…
It's now publically available if you buy the package.
@@BukuiZhao I did. On multiple cars that have come and gone. And it’s still not even publicly available. Imagine ticking a 12k “performance option” on a Mercedes, and the car never allows you to access it. Would never happen, they would be sued. Tesla should be held liable for this grift just like any other OEM would be.
@@zz-.- How is it never allowing you to access it?
@@BukuiZhao it’s literally not released yet. What WAS released is a beta version for Tesla to collect data and refine the final version.
36k down the drain on a feature that still has not been released. That’s how Tesla cares about its loyal customers - promise features and release them years later at a reduced functionality. They did this with FSD, with Spotify (FINALLY arrived), with auto lane change, with in cabin camera functionality, with robotaxi….Musk is trying to go to the moon yet he can’t figure out how to build a car that doesn’t have inch-wide trunk gaps. I’m a fan of him generally, I appreciate the the things Tesla HAS done. But in the same breath, I can see what they have missed on with clear eyes. Lots of missed promises to customers. Where’s the roadster from 5 years ago, where are all those 50k non refundable deposits??? Can go on and on. Tesla’s a great company but they are being run horribly.
@@zz-.- i dislike liars like you. i paid for mine and got it ages ago. this is all old news
Officer: have you been drinking
Me: yes i have sir, but im not the one driving💁♂️
SEM LLC if the car can do that might as well hop in the passenger drunk af, put some weights on the seats so the car thinks your sitting in it
@@Tylixr genius 🤛🏿
You, sir, are a genius.
Dammmmmmm😂 nice one right there👌🏻
Tyler Yeard Me LMAO I can fucking imagine that XD
_BMW releases a self-driving car's ad_
*Elon Musk: I'm gonna end this man's whole career*
MATH Genius wtf get it right u downie
Thanks it now looks like a functioning human wrote this
Herb Man sorry to break it to you but not everyone knows English. Boooom!! Mind blown!!
Herb Man that’s offensive, and there is nothing wrong with someone else copying you
@@user-pl6hy3km6s Well in that case don't fucking speak the language if you don't know it. Booooom!! Mind blown!!
Driving class in 2050
Teacher: Where do your hands go?
Student: idk, in my pocket?
Teacher: congratulations, you’ve just passed your drivers test.
2020***
More like 2020 lmao
And you've just failed your grammar test.
@@nazi Like if in 1 year all current cars are suddenly thrown away in the trash, and everyone will afford a brand new Tesla
You won't need a license. If you own your own car fine it drives you. Or you ride share with other peoples' cars. Anyone can drive anywhere because no one will drive.
I would think one big advantage of having all cars being self-driving is rush hour traffic will likely be faster...
I don't want to live in a world where all the cars are "self driven."
@@penknight8532 the self driving will most likely always remain optional
Imagine getting a heart attack and the car delivers your dead body to your home
WTF
@@9eRw1n you have a heart attack in a normal car and it just crashes. you have a heart atack in a tesla and it takes you home and you have the possability of surviving.
@@9eRw1n Sounds better
You forget the burned body
“Hey kids look gramps home let’s go greet him!”
"Sir, you were texting and driving."
"No?"
no i was texting and relaxing
No, just texting
Same rules apply on texting and driving sadly.
No, I was trying to take a nap.
Jelly II 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Elon Musk : It's optimized for every driving conditions.
Istanbul Traffic : Hold my ayran
Bu güzeldi mddmmd
Komik
Haha i swear I was i Istanbul and people are crazy
Come to India I swear Tesla will give up
@@tanymh022 true
Plot twist: It’s not a Timelapse.
Next time : *Tesla drives itself, leaving the driver behind*
It actually could do that in the enhanced summon version. You could literally call your car to pick you up.
@@TNTHammer didnt mean THAT , i meant that the car literally runs away from the owner
@@_rn_3861 I know lol
by law they can't do that. But I'm sure it can
@@surfingtothestars i dont care if its illegal , or legal , if a car is running away from me , its not mine car
Next challenge :
Self driving in Indian traffic.
Btw, which lane do cars use in india, left of right?
@@Josue-gk2rl left ,my dear friend
@@bigbrain6762 nice
Big brain the final boss!
@@Josue-gk2rl Whatever lane the driver fancies at that time xD. Officially it is left but you'll know the reality once you set foot outside the airport.
Finally can have this convo without getting in trouble
Police Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: I have no idea.
You sir deserve my like
😂😂
Lmfao yessssss
I doubt it pull over in the first place.
SirAnxiousALot well actually you can, the speed is on the screen. But I get the joke.
Hello from 2022! This did not age well.
"Hey kid, get in the car."
"Mommy said not to get in cars with strangers."
(Windows roll down and nobody is inside.)
"Ok, I'll go in."
Lol reminds me of Iron Man talking to Peter as he isn't in his suit.
He is no stranger to teslas
So who says get in the car?
@@uziwakeupp The car says get in the car
@@miranda.cooper ohh maynn
Imagine sleeping while it drives and you wake up and see GOD smiling at you.
Are you saved by lord jesus christ ?
😂🤣
@@MG-hg1sq he died
@@AnshumaanAnand yes i also thought in that Kind, but He need to believe and follow Lord Jesus Christ or Theres a Bad place to wake Up, If you Re Not a real Christian, which also repented from ein and ist friend With world
@@MG-hg1sq man i aint a christian i am a hindu and let it go i am just not quite religious.😅
*60 years from now*
Me: back in the day, there used to be a thing called a steering wheel that let you drive cars manually.
Great grandson: why on Mars would someone want to do that ?
Guessers LMAO why on *_m A r S_*
Space X
FUCKING AMAZING COMMENT
Great grandson: that's just crazy dangerous! I read in history class that thousands of people used to die every year in car accidents! Were people nuts?
Michael Miranda spacesex
U can't always trust a telsa on autopilot
Yeah of course, its why the people seat in driver car
*Police:* Are you drunk?
*Tesla Driver:* Maybe
Are you drunk?
Yes
Were you driving this car?
No, look at the log files. cheers
*P E R H A P S*
@@aliakeel that is very ą§çəñďéď
sea gull human are you drunk? Heck yeah but my car is driving me.
@@worldsuckss *Checks log files* The car is wasted we need to tow it. Sorry sir, well give your car a good talking to.
1920:
In 2020 we'll have flying cars
2020: Eh, self driving is pretty good too i guess
@NEPA Buses Lol, didn't mean to
2040 umm i will just teleport.self drive cars waste too much time
Well helicopters are technically flying cars
Md Fida they had helicopters back then...
Dead meme
When you're late for school but you don't have a driver's license:
Ahahaha
Bruh
@@2pacbiggie986 wtf thats a big pp
Finally,I get uhhh!!!😒😒
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I think the video is in 4x speed while the car moving in 1km/hour, that's why the sitting man is so relax
Me: Finally gets drivers license
Me: Buys Telsa
My License: Am I a joke to you?
Christopher Schulz Cringe
@@David-xy4br nothing cringy about that do you even know the definition
Uncle Iroh All of the
Me
Jokes are cringe
When the power of Tesla is low, license will be needed
David 4949 wtf
Imagine you just got your drivers license and then found out you dont need one
Imagine in the future when your kids could litteraly be driven home from school without you being there
KenAlpha1
I’m pretty sure you get what he’s saying
@KenAlpha1 I mean you just send your car to go pick up your Kid and it's like fucking Jarvis inside asking how his day was
It’s illegal to buy a car without a drivers liscence
@@bjblade307 😑
So if my license gets suspended could I just sit in the passenger seat while my Tesla drives me?
These are the questions I’m talking about
I think It has a license itself in that case
It would be interesting to see what the legislative system would have to do in terms for set laws for self driving automobiles.
Would be awesome if so but someone is supposed to be "in control" of the vehicle at all times at the steering wheel. Which makes no sense for this video cause the Tesla people are always saying "hands must remain on steering wheel at all times even during self drive" especially when a accident happens that's the first thing they say.... but this vIdeo shows otherwise.... make up your mind Tesla
How about you don't need a license anymore.
The improvement of FSD over three years is insane, shows the speed of the progression!
yes, but the prices are rising, for the feature shown in the video, it is an extra 15,000 dollars.
Police: Driving license please
Me : I don't drive
Police: 🤔🤔
@tekkwit true
😆😂😂😂
This is an actual question for law makers
dang I didn't think of that
@@AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk I wouldn't say so. There will always have to be someone to take over in case of an emergency, a car can't take full responsibility, at least not until there are only self driving cars left.
The guy literally didn't move a muscle besides his fingers. He is the one we should be commenting about.
There’s no point in an flying car. A driving plane tho
“Pedro ROLA Neto” kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
1:01
He got out to change his pants
Imagine getting paid for just sitting in a self driving car and doing nothing
Custom: What if I’m drunk but have no one to drive me home?
Elon Musk: Hold my beer
* hold my blunt
Hold my omega blunt*
Hold my beer is so 2015
Elon should be like "drink my beer"
Ironic
Imagine the car become a rocket and go to Mars
That's not working 😭
Incredible, I hope bad drivers can afford a Tesla
Since they are already in debt to their eyeballs, sure why not, another monthly payment...
IQ and driving ability are linked so most likely not. They could afford to use the rise sharing service to be released.
The least amount payed without taxes would be 45k
Well, they can already afford BMW's so I don't see why not.
You mean human drivers
Does the self driving Tesla have different driving personalities?
-drifter
-fast and furious
-slowguy
-Prius god
PRIUS GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Prius God is debatable, people who drive a Prius are either fast as hell or slow as hell
Yeah, but you need root access. I'm going with Bumblebee mode or maybe Optimus Prime. Ahh the possibilities.
I need "drives like there's no tomorrow"
I hope it doesn't have 'idiot' personality
So this is actually what it sounds like from the inside of a tesla
No. Tires and wind you can hear once you go over 20mph. Heavy acceleration you can hear electric motor strain slightly.
Byron Stanga it was a joke why take it so serious
R/whoosh
@@djhalfcourtviolation206 isnt it r/wooosh
@@muryokuoreki5463 nope it's r/whoooosh
Improved Technology?!? 362K Tesla's recalled 16 Feb 23. Kudos Tesla! I'm sure this won't affect stock value... Riiiiiiiiiiight.
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