The Crystal Meth Diet
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- The plaintiff says she knows the defendant from the neighborhood and says he lost a lot of weight recently because of a crystal meth addiction. She’s suing him for an unpaid loan. The defendant claims the plaintiff is the local “candy lady” who’s also a drunken cougar. He says his tires were slashed after she gave him the money. He blames the plaintiff, and he’s countersuing.
The plaintiff hit the 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️ for every damn sentence lmao
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yea never seen it so much
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She is killing me with raising of the arms
IKR ROTFLMBO 😆😆😆😆
Me 2!!!! Its annoying
She about that life 🤣😂🤣😂
Yessss lmaoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too.... she talk with her hands.
Her signature expression....... 🤷🏾. Every time she does that I'm waiting for thunder, lightning or something.😌😉
Kmmfsl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
Lol!
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We just need to go on head and put her face on this emoji 🤷🏽♀️ and name it LOLA😂😂😂🥴
@Tia Tia 😂😂😂😂
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Yup 🤣🤣
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Grandmother gangster as heck . She’s w/ the “HOOD 🤷🏽♀️” 😂😂😂
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lmao
Judge Mathis: where do you know him from?
Plaintiff: 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
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Omg! Hilarious🤷🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️
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Y’all stupid mannnn 😂
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Grandmother sounds like she is an alcoholic. She may be the one that needs help.
Yes.she 👍 needs help🤯
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She need her money to 🤑
Yep
She sounds like she is on something.
If I charged that lady a dollar everytime she did 🤷🏽♀️ I’d be a billionaire right now 😂😂😂😂
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@@notastan7251 Lmao
Lol
@@susanmatthews3805 Lmao
I swear I was reading the comments and when I saw her hit the “🤷🏽♀️”. I kept hollering. That made the case funny for me.
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I saw this comment & wondered what was meant & just HAD to watch it! HILARIOUS that you made that connection! Thanks 😊
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I read your comment when she did it yo 😂😂😂
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MISS Lola is weakkkk😂😂😂😂..."I know him from the hood"😂😂😂🤣🤣🙌
The plaintiff is the human form of this emoji------>🤷🏾
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True indeed
lmfaoooo
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Whoever writes these titles is the real
MVP
I feel like its doyle
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@@Adaawo 😂😂😂
@@Adaawo 🤣🤣
Is anybody else confused as to why she keep putting her arms out like this 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ at the weirdest moments! I'm so confused, make it make sense! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes it's weird 😕
😂😂😂 yesss
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That's the drunk arm movement when the liquor settles in
I have no clue 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤣
I cannot do this with Ms Dionne "Lola" Warwick 🤷🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
The camera petty when she raised her arms and it zoomed back out 😂😂
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If 🤷🏾♀️ was a person it would be the plaintiff 🤣😂🤣
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Perfect
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@Breezie M 😂😂😂😂
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It looks like she's weighing two imaginary cakes on her hands
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Omg!!!!! U literally made me laugh out loud!!!!!😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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When he said she was the candy lady, i thought that was code for dope dealer😂😂😂😂
We know you're not from the hood
@@tjones617 I thought this bc the "crystal meth diet" title. Shut up
U weren't the only one who thought 💭 that 🤣 street slang n street code words
Lol! Me too! Only because she kept saying she knew him from "the hood".
Nobody:
The plaintiff: 🤷🏾♀️
LOL 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
What are you talking about?🧐
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@@Fanofneedybow Watch again. It will come to you
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Lola had her grandkids slash his tires and put that Snickers bar in his tank. 🤷🏾♀️
😂😂Y'all wrong. I can not.. But ummm, i think there's some truth here.
She definitely did it
Lol even the Judge started to lift his arms at one point after seeing her do it so much.👾🤷♀️
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She said she's not a child molester... that's a full grown man over there. Lmao!!!!
Lmao I guess she’s referring to their age difference. He was a child when she was an adult at one time lmao
Lmaooo that did it for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♀️
Went right over your head, shes much older so to her hes still a child
LOL Judge Mathis is cracking me up (no pun intended) with his weight loss joke. That surgery does cost a lot of money
You can save $8k 😂
Good pun😆
.. so does a life long cocaine addiction..
Yes he is 😂😂😂
I am up at 2 am crying laughing 😂
So you got sugar in yo ⛽️? 🤦🏾♂️ boy slow as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They both slow
If she don't put them damn hand's down she about to take off.
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@@virgo7956 😂😂😂😂
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🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🛫🛫🛬🛬
Low key, she probably was tryin’ to holla at him or something. 😂😂😂
No one:
The plaintiff: 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
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She always putting her arms out like she finna to fly 🦋
Stoopid lol
What was that about?
I’m like can she talk without raising both her arm up 🦅
I can’t get over her hands going up when she talks 🤷🏾♀️😂😂
She talk like she on something 🤣🤣🤣
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U look like u on some
Ms. Lola was opening the doors to the church 🤦🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️😂
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The title of this case had me wondering what is this all about.
It wasn’t obvious 🤷🏽♀️?
Me to Chile lol!
Me too here
I’m already weak asf at the way she had her arms while she talks💀😭😭😭😂
Lady look like the Usher taking up the offering with them hands up 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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She look like she keep saying "big ole" with her hands!😆😆😆
Lord, I’m from Montgomery, AL... I’m finna go look for these folks & go to the Chisholm neighborhood 🥴🥴🥴
Lol me to
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@savage bull 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏽♀️
I believe Ms. Lola is a drunk just like he said 😏
First of all don’t talk about my damn grandma tf u maybe a drunk
Why does she keep holding her hands up like that ? Acting like a messy church lady....
I think she on the pipe. 🤣
@@debramitchell right!?
I started holding my hands out too each time she held her's out..lol
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She definitely drinks
I don't like em young, I like em old - Miss Lola
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"Neighborhood candy lady and a drunk!" LOL!!!!
Her and these hands honey!!! They justa going!!!
Right like lady why do you do that it's weird AF lol
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Yeah she was telling the truth. The judge was confused because he just went to shopped at Walmart! lol
Doyle is funny he just be grinning
Ms Lola said he’s stay up there & get him some help...I’m in tears bc this is the voice of my Mom & Aunts! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She is dead serious...
Put ya hands down lady damn 🤣🤣🤣
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Doyle during the interview is my favorite part of the show 😂😂😂😂
Lol why she open her arms that big
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Wide!
Judge: why you gonna go with the old man that don't get the pension?!
Plantiff: 🤷🏽♀️
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You can tell she be drinking like a damn fish 24/7 stop doing this"🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ lady stop!😭😂😂😂
Girl stfu u don’t know my grandma like that
Every time the plaintiff spoke 🤷🏾♀️😂😂
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She told him, "You need some help! You need to stay on up in here; and get ya some Help!😂
"she put sugar in your tank?" ~The Judge. hahahahaha!!🤣😂🤣😂
Well he lost ALL THAT WEIGHT...He might be on to Something!!🤔😂😂😂 Gotta Love JM💗
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Judge is extra messy in this one!
Facts!
Lawd Judge Mathis leave the jokes to comedians. 🤦🏾♀️
He should but $2000 sound better than $10000 😂😂😂😂
I lost brain cells watching that
hate when yall use that dumb phrase if that made sense u wouldnt know u lost em that fast dummy
@@cmoneytheman smooth brain
@@Akuzuma Smooth brain
@@cmoneytheman bruh
@@Akuzuma bruh
Noted: opening your arms like that can help u win a case ! 🤷♀️
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Had the judge doing 🤷🏾♀️, after a while 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂
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She had 2 put her hands up everytime she made a statement 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Don't pray when you feel like it. Make an appointment with the King and keep it. God bless🤍
Amen
@FLEE FROM SIN !! Amen! After reading your comment, I began feeling guilty and shameful, because lately I have been doing just that-praying when I need to, when I should pray incessantly as God says we should. Your comment is a wake up call for me. I need to get back into praying more regularly, not only when I need to. You are so right. God bless you and yours, as well. ❤😊🙌🙏
MAKE AN APP🤔
Amen
Gross
She definitely has crackish ways to me.
Yes, for sure 👏🤾♂️
Don’t talk about my grandma like that Nigga
Y she holding her hands up like that!!! 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣 double sided weight scale
THAT TITLE IS WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!! I been trying to lose weight in my stomach too. 😂😂😂
Put yo damn hands down bruh😂
🤔🤔 I have NEVER been this early for a video!!! I need to get a life😩😩😩😩 but until then 👀🍿🍷
Gurl, this is the life! 🤣🤣
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@Gillian peters 😂😂😂😂 I know, right?? I have commented on 2 other comments. I usually don't go past 2, but when I saw your comment, I couldn't help but comment, because it had me laughing heartily-I can relate. I needed these laughs. Don't feel alone, because there are plenty of us out here doing the same thing. I'm addicted to this show & Paternity Court. I need rehab to break free from these shows. " Hi, I'm Tracie, and I'm an addict". Lol! God bless you & yours, dear. 😊
@@traciemartin3785 “ hi I’m Gillian and I’m an addict.” 😅😅😅… I also watch paternity court and the people’s court 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️. I’m glad that I made u laugh. Whatever life throws at you just know that you are an awesome individual. I don’t know u from a can of paint, but I can tell. God bless you and yours also Queen 👸🏾🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Nothing wrong with that I rather watch videos than to be somewhere getting into trouble.
Why does she keep holding her hands out like jesus?
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Judge knows damn well there's certain places you can't go to the police.
Exactly!
There are 3 sides to every story-your side, my side and what REALLY happened. He has issues, but Miss Lola didn’t give him that money solely out of the kindness of her heart, okurrr.
She on drugs too😂🤷🏾♀️
You need some lessons ima bring you to my church 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love judge Mathis
She just took me out when she said she ain’t no child molester😂😂😂
Chile, what miss Lola done got herself into
Not Miss Lola omg 😂😂😂
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@@freakysmart5265 she know she don't need to be messing with these young ones
“i’m not a child molester”
So they say 🤷🏽♀️
He smashed
"The hood" 💀🤣🤣...the plaintiff said she is not a child molester 💀... she gives me the crackhead vibes ....well more than he does lol 😆
I agree
@@darrylperry9798 🤣🤣
Girl u don’t even know the whole story it’s only what u see
@@darrylperry9798 and u don’t even know her it’s like y’all judging a book by it’s cover
Plaintiff appears to br inebriated....
Right
Lol....I said the same thing
She drink😅
It was a “sneaker” bar 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s the raising of her arms for me. She should have came in explaining her case better. I was so confused.
He actually look handsome
Doyal is the only bailiff i know that Will laugh Loud as HELL in these litigates faces and crack jokes on their asses with the quickness 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤣😂🤣😂
Lola smacked 3 ice houses on the way to court😭💀
3 ice houses tho 😂😂😂😂 I'm weak
I love crack cases!! 🤣🤣🤣
The best
Me to there so funny 🤣🤣
I got a homey who has a job and still sells his plasma 😂
why she have her arms out like that mutiple times
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@@OnelifegivenbyHim1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just Say No to Drugs
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I felt sorry for him 😣 judge Mathis up there intimidating him. Had that man stuttering
What's with the WINGS...lol...!!
🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽🤣😂🤣😂 put yo hands down candy lady 🗣GUCCI.... lmao
The 🤷🏽♀️ emoji had a court case today, lol.
She got to be drunk cus I swear she’s slurring her words😂
Everything you need to know about this case. The plaintiff
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Well he saved some money on the weight loss surgeries and Judge you
got jokes, if I hit it from this side.lol
Its her arms for me🤣
Nah y'all something wrong with that lady. Who keeps holding their arms like that? Lol I do believe she liked this dude more than she say.
Every time I watch judge Mathis the more I refuse to borrow out money. My grown children have to pay me back. Nope, run me my money. People are so cruel to people when they owe money.
Your children are cruel to you.?
Wait your kids are mean to you
You LEND out money, not ‘borrow’ it out.
@@shelocsher2396did that make you feel better
I’d never loan money. I’d just give it out of kindness and never expect to get it back.
Alabama deep south, country bumpkin-ville in da hood, like grandma keep saying, the whites & blacks all sound alike! My God!
I need this diet. She needs to sell plasma to buy hair for her naked scalp
I just screamed 😂😂😂😂
@@Queen-sp6yp 😂
This is the one lesson in life that I got early: my thick, natural coils Afro hair is good enough .I’m 47 with the type of hair that looks beautiful from a distance, but will make a typical hairdresser sigh because it’s so thick. I’m natural hair for 42 years. This woman has probably been stripping and coloring her hair for a good 25 years when Mary made it trendy for black women to rock blond. I don’t color my hair. I just am hypersensitive to seeing black women with hair issues that may be related to over processing making their hair issues avoidable. If she is sick or on some med causing that baldness, then that’s another story. Forgive my rant and be well!
@@jacquelynn2051 right
Rude and unnecessary
She said she didn't do it but didn't throw up🤷 so I think she might be lying😂😂
Take a shot every time the plaintiff raises her hands when she speaks.
*ONLY IF YOU'RE 21 YEARS OLD & OLDER.*
Her doing that kept triggering my anxiety 😭
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I came to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed that 😂😂😂😂
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@@Elanjdriab23 Right...like literally letting everyone know you can catch these hands 🤣😂🤣😂
I just can't with all her shrugging 😂🤣
This case funny already she crazy as hell 😂
If you’re on drugs wouldn’t that mean he can’t donate plasma?
Depends actually. They’ll let you get away with it probably 2 or 3 times and then they’ll ban you from their facility. You could still go somewhere else in 2 weeks and they’ll never know.
I hear crack esp powder exits the system fast anyways
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@@tierralark8418 GREAT OBSERVATION 🧿👁️👀🧠