Trump Campaign Working with Disgraced Fyre Fest Organizer Billy McFarland

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  • Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, July 9, before hearing a couple of things Late Night writer Jeff Wright has to say about Kevin Roberts and being interrupted by the "Leave Him Alone Guy."
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  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 15 днів тому +919

    "You're so privileged, they gave you two white names" is the best joke I've heard all week. We need more Jeff Wright onscreen.

    • @ryanjohnson3615
      @ryanjohnson3615 15 днів тому +26

      I agree good stuff, though "Jeff" and "Wright" both sound pretty white too.

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 15 днів тому +25

      Reminds me of 'Lincoln Kennedy. He hits so hard, they named him after not one but two assassinated Presidents'

    • @maureenharrison6170
      @maureenharrison6170 15 днів тому +3

      Awesome

    • @someguy1865
      @someguy1865 15 днів тому +10

      ​@@ryanjohnson3615yea sounds about white
      yea sounds about Wright

    • @utezahn3174
      @utezahn3174 15 днів тому +10

      Jeff Wright was great!

  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 15 днів тому +1082

    Vote the Fascists (R) out of office.

    • @frodelindberg99
      @frodelindberg99 15 днів тому +52

      💙

    • @thatonewhiteguy991
      @thatonewhiteguy991 15 днів тому +46

      Pro-tip: Fascists cannot be voted out. If the voting worked, they weren't fascist. However, Fascists can be removed by ... other means. See WWII and the M1 Garand for more helpful information.

    • @PlanckRelic
      @PlanckRelic 15 днів тому

      ​@@thatonewhiteguy991 Fascism is a process, moreso than an end state. Fascists are fascist long before they manage to consolidate power. Different degrees of opposition may be effective at different stages, including using normal political processes. Your do-nothing logic literally facilitates fascist infiltration.

    • @EdwardLindon
      @EdwardLindon 15 днів тому

      ​@@thatonewhiteguy991All fascists that have taken power started out being elected to office. This is not controversial. The mere fact that Trump was removed before he had a state apparatus capable of enabling him to cling onto power does not mean he is not fascistic. Clearly, he is now attempting to rectify his dictatorial oversights. Don't be complacent.

    • @DrinkTheKoolAid62
      @DrinkTheKoolAid62 15 днів тому +10

      @@thatonewhiteguy991 Wow. I wonder if this would still be up if it reflected the other opinion?

  • @megasurge93
    @megasurge93 15 днів тому +183

    That face Biden made during the debate is the same face I make whenever somebody says something outrageously stupid as well.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 15 днів тому +13

      Yep!

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 15 днів тому +12

      I made that face during the whole leave him alone routine.

    • @MarthaRoseMoore415
      @MarthaRoseMoore415 15 днів тому +9

      THANK YOU! UTTER BEWILDERMENT was the look. Same as most sane people.

    • @COSjultrakay
      @COSjultrakay 13 днів тому

      Exactly me too …. Even worse, I also forget random words I know and can never think of what to say to some A hole until the interaction is over, and I used to stutter as a kid, when someone is saying things I really want to call them out on it comes back.. but I guess I don’t want to run for president against the person who basically says out loud he will be taking down our democracy 😢 I think Biden is doing fine… but the perception of the majority of the people is the problem. Seriously, if they do a weekend at Bernie’s with him, we will make it

  • @helenryan5217
    @helenryan5217 15 днів тому +71

    Fyre Fest was a disaster, but it was no press conference at the Four Seasons [Landscaping].

    • @tolerance2024
      @tolerance2024 5 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂😂Never ever forget LANDSCAPING site...I was literally on the floor.. crying

    • @heatherbocks
      @heatherbocks 5 днів тому +1

      that press conference is my Roman Empire. I don’t think we are saying that any more, but it is 😅

  • @robertetheridge5342
    @robertetheridge5342 15 днів тому +457

    Keep Jeff Wright in the permanent mix. He did really well! Excited to see where things go for him.

    • @anniewilson7538
      @anniewilson7538 15 днів тому +8

      NO.Once again yet another act went on for too long!!
      Just keep Cue Card Wally!!

    • @michaelcarlson2058
      @michaelcarlson2058 15 днів тому +9

      I also liked him

    • @ti3685
      @ti3685 15 днів тому +21

      @@anniewilson7538 Jeff was great, that "guy from the audience bit" however was the worst thing i have seen on youtube in a long time

    • @melissawalsh8760
      @melissawalsh8760 15 днів тому

      ​@@ti3685, leave him alone

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 14 днів тому

      ​@@ti3685I envy how little YT you watch

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 15 днів тому +169

    "I can't believe that prop worked."
    No matter how much this joke is always the same, it's always fun to see what Lutz will say.

    • @_cloudface_
      @_cloudface_ 15 днів тому +6

      *DON'T FEEL AS THOUGH YOU HAVE TO HIGH FIVE HIM!*

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 15 днів тому

      @@_cloudface_ Er, huh?

  • @mariavictor4324
    @mariavictor4324 15 днів тому +80

    “All props can’t be shoulder thongs”😏😆💙 I love this crew.

  • @myrabeth77
    @myrabeth77 15 днів тому +32

    I actually cackled when I heard Biden make that Wallace comparison. It landed with the history nerds, regardless of age.

  • @Camey71073
    @Camey71073 15 днів тому +352

    I looked just like Biden when I was watching the debate. It's hard to understand someone can lie so easily.

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D 15 днів тому +22

      IKR?

    • @idkname8723
      @idkname8723 15 днів тому

      And when you spout 5 outrageous lies in 2mins and then Biden's supposed to be the one to "fact check" in his rebuttal. Like where do you even start when he jumped all over the fucking place and had so many bold faced lies.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 15 днів тому

      Easy... he's a narcissistic sociopath...

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 15 днів тому +20

      Same!

    • @stephaniedeegan853
      @stephaniedeegan853 15 днів тому +49

      Im pretty sure that none of us could have responded effectively to trump if we had been hearing all the crap he said. I would have been in shock too. There would be no logical response except to stare in disbelief.😢😢😢😢

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 15 днів тому +122

    Seth blew his budget on Law & Order's "thunk thunk".

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 15 днів тому +6

      Thanks to Seth, Dick Wolfe was able to self-finance his latest project, "Name That Thunk."

  • @gnocchidokey
    @gnocchidokey 15 днів тому +27

    THAT MOLLY RINGWALD JOKE THO

  • @EthelJung-j5w
    @EthelJung-j5w 15 днів тому +260

    I thought sea captain was the most unhinged thing ever to come out of the show… but no, we had a self wedgy up our sleeves

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 15 днів тому +6

      well said! now i have to see an upsleeve self wedgy

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 15 днів тому +11

      The guy in audience was pretty terrible.

    • @elliott614
      @elliott614 15 днів тому +8

      @@AnonEyeMouse It's a running bit. Plenty of compilations on youtube. Pretty sure older than sea captain

    • @elliott614
      @elliott614 15 днів тому +3

      have you even seen Conan obrien's show back in the day? That bear character lmfao

    • @user-qf7ud5de9h
      @user-qf7ud5de9h 15 днів тому +3

      Abysmal

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 15 днів тому +455

    Wallace? Hell, Trump makes Benedict Arnold look like a patriot!

    • @suzannepottsshorts
      @suzannepottsshorts 15 днів тому +6

      At least Arnold had a patriotic leg

    • @canadaclaret
      @canadaclaret 15 днів тому +6

      Arnold was a British subject who was loyal to his King and his country. The colonists who fought for independence were British subjects who betrayed their King and their country. They were simultaneously imperialists (stealing the land of the Indigenous Peoples) and guilty of treason against that empire.

    • @FoxHoundMulder
      @FoxHoundMulder 15 днів тому

      @@canadaclaret💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 15 днів тому

      Personally Id have said Julius Rosenberg.

    • @philipa.9228
      @philipa.9228 15 днів тому

      ​@@canadaclaret Benedict Arnold was a selfish punk who chose the British for land and wealth

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 15 днів тому +262

    He also pretended to not to know that he said, LOCK HER UP!! HE IS A LIAR!!

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm 15 днів тому

      It is known. Washington Post fact checkt in the first year of Trumps administration and counted for that first year 30.000 lies. People claiming he is even in the same ball park where it comes to lying in comparison to others should be put in for a mental checkup routine. Thats roughly 83 lies per day. Dude i have days where i speak less words alltogether i wouldn't even know where to put all those lies.
      edit:grammer

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 15 днів тому

      Wait, what??? Donald Trump told lies??? But, but, but he used to be THE President of the United States of America....how can that be???

    • @cloefauna
      @cloefauna 15 днів тому +4

      Many say that Ttump is the Greatest, the Biggest, the Best Liar America has ever known 🏆
      😝🙄🤥

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 14 днів тому +1

      "He is a liar." -literally something anyone would have said about Trump in 2000

  • @johna1427
    @johna1427 15 днів тому +34

    Correction - pretty sure it should be “fewest” weekend plans rather than “least” because weekend plans can be counted.

    • @anamariaguadayol2335
      @anamariaguadayol2335 15 днів тому +7

      I concur. Plans is a countable noun. Countable nouns take few. Non countable nouns take less.

    • @literaterose6731
      @literaterose6731 15 днів тому +2

      My inner Stannis Baratheon is delighted you brought this up! 🐾🐾

    • @idaruthia
      @idaruthia 15 днів тому +1

      Depends on how you measure plans. In total amount of time or level of fun/significance, one could have lesser or greater plans on a non-discrete scale.

    • @anamariaguadayol2335
      @anamariaguadayol2335 15 днів тому +2

      @@idaruthia he is measuring, "weekend plans." Those are countable.

    • @-danR
      @-danR 15 днів тому

      "least plans" has a respectable web-presence. "fewest plans" has more hits, but the results are obscured by irrelevant words, syntax, punctuation, etc.

  • @nocapzone5049
    @nocapzone5049 15 днів тому +22

    We need to see more of Jeff Wright in the future. He's hilarious!

  • @carolz5090
    @carolz5090 15 днів тому +103

    Saw Jeffrey Wright in person at the Kennedy Center. He absolutely killed it, the guy has great comedy chops!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 15 днів тому +1

      🥃👴🏻 BILLY BARTY 24

    • @MarthaSpizziri
      @MarthaSpizziri 15 днів тому +1

      This is the first time I've seen him. Has he been on a lot? I watch most of the Late Night comedy segments. (Not so much the guest interviews or musical performances.)

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 15 днів тому +1

      @@MarthaSpizziriSearch for his segments on UA-cam. Jeff Wright, not Jeffrey Wright. He did a great one during the pandemic playing the part of each vaccine. Also has segments playing different voters or “Government vs X.” I think he’s super funny!

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 14 днів тому

      Lol I was about to make an Angels in America reference...

  • @PapaTaurean
    @PapaTaurean 15 днів тому +156

    "It wasn't a lot of blood!" Jeff Wright is hilarious.

  • @cheeseonyomama
    @cheeseonyomama 15 днів тому +41

    That woman behind "poopstein" near his left shoulder with the white shirt and black glasses was having the time of her life 😂

    • @NefastusJones
      @NefastusJones 15 днів тому

      She's on mushrooms. I gave them to her.
      Now LEAVE HER ALOOOONE!!

    • @Jackal-bringit
      @Jackal-bringit 15 днів тому +4

      Agreed!! I couldn’t stop watching her to see what her next reaction was gonna be. Loved seeing her losing it 😂
      Thank goodness someone else gave her the recognition she deserves!

    • @xredhead7135x
      @xredhead7135x 15 днів тому +1

      Scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else noticed. She needs to be a regular.

    • @tentardigrades968
      @tentardigrades968 14 днів тому +1

      It made me really happy to see that girl just having such a great time haha

  • @patsylvest
    @patsylvest 15 днів тому +15

    I so get the Tupperware and junk mail to carefully remove a spider. If you step on it, you could smush a mama spider, and a bunch of baby spiders could go everywhere! You don't kill a spider, you rescue it.

    • @literaterose6731
      @literaterose6731 15 днів тому +3

      😁 I use a mason jar and piece of cardboard! (I like to be able to see where the spider is before I uncover it outside )

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 15 днів тому +6

      I just move into a hotel until the spider has either found its way outside, or has rented out my home on AirBnB.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 15 днів тому +1

      @@sherinameless1618 That's very thoughtful of you. I hope it shares the rental proceeds.
      I just brush away the webs and don't use the crevice tool behind the bookcase.

  • @rockdocandlittlebird5974
    @rockdocandlittlebird5974 15 днів тому +226

    I'd like to argue that they aren't "sucking up to him." They're "Sucking up to him even more."

    • @BryanbFLYin
      @BryanbFLYin 15 днів тому

      They're just sucking him at this point.

    • @OJTPhD
      @OJTPhD 14 днів тому

      REMEMBER THIS? "It's the CULTURE, stupid!" ONLY AOC or MICHELLE CAN WIN WITH A MANDATE - Biden will LOSE CALIFORNIA! Why?
      Cancel Culture is the DOMINANT! Civil War! WW3! CLIMATE CHANGE! And Ai is poised to ELIMINATE 50% of workforce by 2030!)
      Only AOC can win decisively! AOC can overcome the Chaos Agents running rampant!
      VOTE BLUE! RED=DED!

  • @00SmileTime00
    @00SmileTime00 15 днів тому +53

    CORRECTION: The grammatically correct record would be "Fewest Weekend Plans"

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p 15 днів тому +1

      Thank you!

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 15 днів тому

      I knew I'd find this. 😊

    • @clarewillison9379
      @clarewillison9379 15 днів тому +4

      As a Very Pedantic Jackal I’ll elbow my way to the front to argue that one gets a pass. Because “least” in that context also describes small, tedious and/or meaningless activities which would be forsaken in a heartbeat for a large, tedious meaningless activity in order to break a record and get mentioned by a hunky late night star. Or Seth Meyers.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 15 днів тому +4

      Technically correct; the best *kind* of correct!

    • @Jackal-bringit
      @Jackal-bringit 15 днів тому

      I’d have to agree with pedantic jackal here. Since least is referring to the quality of the plans, not the number of plans, it is the more correct word to use in this case.

  • @patriciahayes2664
    @patriciahayes2664 15 днів тому +58

    If you're a criminal, you're Trump's kind of guy. It never fails.

  • @danielbauer2809
    @danielbauer2809 15 днів тому +8

    "Leave Him Alone" guy makes Celebrity Baby Teeth look like comic brilliance.

  • @Vahn84
    @Vahn84 15 днів тому +50

    Jeff Wright was awesome.

  • @ZachariahLoneStarLiberal
    @ZachariahLoneStarLiberal 15 днів тому +138

    Stop Trump!

  • @gregarioustumours2397
    @gregarioustumours2397 15 днів тому +14

    Stephen Miller worked on it of course he knows about Project 2025.

  • @Rockingruvin
    @Rockingruvin 15 днів тому +12

    I was wondering when the leave em alone guy was gonna resurface....🤣🤣🤣

    • @-danR
      @-danR 15 днів тому +3

      He goes on way too long. I think the producers are confused by the live audience reaction, who are going to go along with the gag way past its best-before. They are figuratively and literally a captive audience.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 14 днів тому +3

      Dude he's fine

    • @vampirelogan
      @vampirelogan 13 днів тому

      I like it! It reminds me of the crazy stuff they would do on the Craig Ferguson show. I miss that show and was so disappointed when it got cancelled.

  • @heinrichmanover8926
    @heinrichmanover8926 15 днів тому +91

    more Jeff Wright!
    please

  • @sedgrj
    @sedgrj 15 днів тому +46

    Lutz delivery is mesmerizing. Prop work exemplary. Low five denial heartbreaking.

    • @syniron6670
      @syniron6670 15 днів тому +1

      lol

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 14 днів тому +1

      She was just deferring to Seth out of respect

  • @helenryan5217
    @helenryan5217 15 днів тому +7

    It was only a matter of time before Trump hired the Fyre Fest organizer. I mean, he does surround himself with the best people.

  • @sheridanconsulting
    @sheridanconsulting 15 днів тому +7

    Love Jeff Wrights’ segment!!
    😂❤❤❤

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 15 днів тому +256

    Can Jeff Wright PLEASE be a host on Jimmy Kimmel while kimmels gone? Or, Give him his own show, PLEASE!! I laughed so hard!! 😭🤣

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 15 днів тому +18

      the molly ringwald joke SLAYED me

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 15 днів тому

      ​@@gnocchidokeydream girl ❤

    • @bobbabai
      @bobbabai 15 днів тому +3

      ... Not that funny

    • @intentionallyleftblank7286
      @intentionallyleftblank7286 15 днів тому +2

      Why not let him (or others) fill in for Seth regularly? There are lots of hungry comics who would bother to show up more often.

    • @leekelley4701
      @leekelley4701 15 днів тому

      I know, Wright?!?!
      I love lutz tho, hes great. Sadly he cannot be trusted enough for hosting anything after those stories came out. Now I hear everyone at the show is afraid to leave him alone.

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 15 днів тому +202

    *We don't need trump for president🤬!*
    *We need trump to make a dent in prison🤬!*

    • @elizabethscott4518
      @elizabethscott4518 15 днів тому +6

      smart!

    • @nuthinmuffins5073
      @nuthinmuffins5073 15 днів тому +5

      that’s a painful one

    • @uosdwisrdewoh418
      @uosdwisrdewoh418 15 днів тому +2

      I dont think this as clever as youre intending it to be.

    • @ZakTheRipper18
      @ZakTheRipper18 15 днів тому +1

      Dreadful

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 15 днів тому +4

      I don’t want him to make a dent. I just want justice to be served so he goes there and we never hear from him again. I don’t want to ever see any of his family members, his face, his name . . . Just silence. That will be nice.

  • @carlamcbride2457
    @carlamcbride2457 15 днів тому +9

    Love when his writer comes out and does bits he's so good

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 14 днів тому

      He and Amber Ruffin should collab on their own show together

  • @loorthedarkelf8353
    @loorthedarkelf8353 15 днів тому +34

    Jeff's segment was excellent, several belly laughs that I sorely needed after a rough heckin day

  • @LiaKozatch
    @LiaKozatch 15 днів тому +143

    Jeff Wright AND Lutz?!? Happiest of Tuesdays!

    • @LiaKozatch
      @LiaKozatch 15 днів тому +6

      Missed out on a solid “Buddy, buddy, buddy!” impression though.

    • @mistifa2908
      @mistifa2908 14 днів тому

      Right?!

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 15 днів тому +8

    Zsa Zsa and Conrad Joke took me out! Jeff Wright is always brilliantly funny, I miss him on Amber's show! LEAVE HIM ALONE is definitely a FAVORITE!

  • @chriscampbell6366
    @chriscampbell6366 15 днів тому +8

    Is the "Couple Things w Jeff Wright" a new segment?? It was fantastic! More of this one please 🙏🏾

  • @TabbyLavalamp
    @TabbyLavalamp 15 днів тому +68

    I loved how delighted the woman behind Lutz's right shoulder was for the entire segment.

    • @shannondawn44
      @shannondawn44 15 днів тому +2

      She was cracking up

    • @Jackal-bringit
      @Jackal-bringit 15 днів тому +1

      Loved her!! Correction: it was his left shoulder though

  • @akb5531
    @akb5531 15 днів тому +32

    Jeff Wright❤❤😂

  • @SorendeSelbyBowen
    @SorendeSelbyBowen 15 днів тому +5

    The Leave Him Alone Guy had a dark-hair with glasses woman behind him to the right who was erupting with laughter, beside herself, almost falling over. That was funny too.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 14 днів тому +2

      I hope our children grow up in a world where they too can experience such pure, unadulterated, uncomplicated joy and happiness in life

  • @alicewood1665
    @alicewood1665 15 днів тому +7

    All you have to do is look at who wrote Project 2025, it's like the who's who of Trump's White House.

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 15 днів тому +55

    They gave you two white names!! LOL!! 😭🤣

  • @Centomila
    @Centomila 15 днів тому +57

    Billy McFarland wasn't the Fyre Fest organizer; nothing was organized.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 15 днів тому +3

      While true. Chase the $

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 15 днів тому

      Trump only hires the best people. He's said that from the beginning. 😂

  • @Galvamel
    @Galvamel 15 днів тому +3

    The best part of this was the woman in the white shirt in the background that was just losing it with every corny joke and bellowed "Leave him alone!"

  • @freefoodchef7939
    @freefoodchef7939 15 днів тому +3

    Love Couple Things! More please. Also love that Seth interviews authors. As he said during his last author interview, when she thanked him for actually acknowledging authors, authors have the best stories and any other talk show hosts who aren't interviewing them are missing out. Yes, Seth!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 15 днів тому +62

    So Trump uses the Sergeant Schultz defense.

    • @jacobgallant8902
      @jacobgallant8902 15 днів тому +12

      “I see nothing, I know nothing, I didn’t even get up this morning!”

    • @MariaBareiss
      @MariaBareiss 15 днів тому +6

      I knowwww nuhsingk! NUHSINGK!!!

    • @dariovictor6409
      @dariovictor6409 15 днів тому +4

      😂 I know .

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p 15 днів тому +2

      Good one!

    • @traviscutler9912
      @traviscutler9912 15 днів тому

      The ONLY REASON Biden won the 2020 Primary is the Elites hated Bernie Sanders (the most popular politician in America). That's why they cancelled 2024 primaries because they can't trust voters to choose a corporate Democrat who supports endless wars & the ultra wealthy donors. It's also why they have to delay Biden's departure long enough to make sure there isn't time for a fair race so that they can anoint a candidate. More importantly, make sure that no progressive wins like what just happened in France. Besides, when Trump wins the donors (R & D'$) will get tax breaks, deregulation & they can wash their hands of Ukraine and Gaza while still enriching the military industrial complex.
      The system works.

  • @MichaelOKC
    @MichaelOKC 15 днів тому +22

    I really wanted to hear the rest of the JD Vance jokes 😢

    • @idaruthia
      @idaruthia 15 днів тому

      leave him alone

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 15 днів тому

      For the rest of the JD Vance jokes, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to:
      NeverGonnaBeVP Headquarters
      111 Sycophant Station
      Rich Guy, VW 99999

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 15 днів тому

      Okay, here's one: Why did JD cross the road?
      ANSWER: To distance himself from his earlier comments about Trump being a Nazi, so he could get chosen as VP.

  • @AnastaciaBurns
    @AnastaciaBurns 15 днів тому +5

    OMG, the girl in the audience with the dark hair and glasses had me on the floor! Just watching her laugh made me wish I’d been there too! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pausenthink3524
    @pausenthink3524 15 днів тому +3

    Jeff Wright❤. Great addition to the show

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 15 днів тому +27

    Well done, Seth, for making the "Leave 'em Alone" guy break character.

    • @Centomila
      @Centomila 15 днів тому +8

      It's easy making fun of someone that is breaking character... Leave him alone!

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 15 днів тому +121

    Trump is slowly turning into Sgt Schultz on Hogan's Heroes; "I know nothing about Project 2025, I KNOW NO-THING!"

    • @MariaBareiss
      @MariaBareiss 15 днів тому +11

      YES! I've been saying that, too! In that accent!

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 15 днів тому +15

      Yeah, but it's pretty hard to pull off that level of ignorance when most of the authors came from his cabinet!

    • @BettyVeronica2.0
      @BettyVeronica2.0 15 днів тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing 😂

    • @dredgerivers7730
      @dredgerivers7730 15 днів тому +3

      "Did you know he had a radio in the coffee pot?"
      "He DID?!"

    • @Jb-mi2rm
      @Jb-mi2rm 15 днів тому

      Telling the truth he knows nothing about much …only scams

  • @SailorToby
    @SailorToby 15 днів тому +4

    Corrections: the record would be for fewest weekend plans, not “least”. You might be annoyed at the pedantry of distinguishing between the two meanings, but frankly I couldn’t care few.

  • @Jenny_Oblivion
    @Jenny_Oblivion 15 днів тому +1

    🤣 The audience member wearing pink’s laughter made me laugh even more! 😆

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 15 днів тому +55

    Trump says he has never met Project 2025, he has photos taken with lots of projects, and Project 2025 may have once handed him a coffee!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 15 днів тому +13

      And the Heritage Foundation was one of the sponsors at a speaking event recently, and it was written on the wall behind him😅

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 15 днів тому +7

      And the authors mostly came from his cabinet!

    • @KittyGrizGriz
      @KittyGrizGriz 15 днів тому +3

      You mean, handed Trump, his Covfefe! 😁 he’ll never live that one down. 😂

    • @FoxHoundMulder
      @FoxHoundMulder 15 днів тому

      Project 2025 ran up to Trump, big project, strong project, tears in his eyes

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 14 днів тому +2

      They only picked his 3 scrotus, on top of Alito and maybe Thomas. Alito recommended by dt’s judge sister, now dead.

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 15 днів тому +29

    Jeez, I didn't expect to have to listen to Vogon poetry! 😱

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118 15 днів тому +3

    Medicare part D is just a damn fine joke Mr. Scollins😂

  • @MissAyamiStroud
    @MissAyamiStroud 15 днів тому +5

    Seth, whwn do you plan on doing another, "This is the Kind of Story We Need Right Now." Because uh...I could use one right now.

  • @lauraanne5175
    @lauraanne5175 15 днів тому +47

    "Medicare part D" we all know was a Scollins joke

    • @Ahzpayne
      @Ahzpayne 15 днів тому +4

      Highest probability but The Cool Guy has been shocking me more often

    • @nickchristensen6376
      @nickchristensen6376 15 днів тому +1

      Finding out it's Cool Guy would be the twist surprise; my first reaction was Scollins for sure

    • @idaruthia
      @idaruthia 15 днів тому +1

      I thought it was corny enough to be Bryan

  • @shannondawn44
    @shannondawn44 15 днів тому +54

    The "Leave Him alone" guy is back lol ...we love him . My son is always going around saying that "Leave Him Alone" phrase , in that voice

    • @gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849
      @gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849 15 днів тому +9

      It was very Conanesque

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 15 днів тому +4

      OOOooo! There's more?! First one i've seen - thanks for the clue!

    • @traviscutler9912
      @traviscutler9912 15 днів тому

      The ONLY REASON Biden won the 2020 Primary is the Elites hated Bernie Sanders (the most popular politician in America). That's why they cancelled 2024 primaries because they can't trust voters to choose a corporate Democrat who supports endless wars & the ultra wealthy donors. It's also why they have to delay Biden's departure long enough to make sure there isn't time for a fair race so that they can anoint a candidate. More importantly, make sure that no progressive wins like what just happened in France. Besides, when Trump wins the donors (R & D'$) will get tax breaks, deregulation & they can wash their hands of Ukraine and Gaza while still enriching the military industrial complex.
      The system works.

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 15 днів тому

      I call him Late Night James Spader.

    • @shannondawn44
      @shannondawn44 15 днів тому +1

      @@clumsiii Lots more .... go back and look some up . They are a hoot lol

  • @HannahBalliztic
    @HannahBalliztic 15 днів тому +3

    Can we all appreciate that they got both of the duh duh for Jeff and not Seth

  • @MonicaDeja76
    @MonicaDeja76 15 днів тому +1

    “Only the best people” lol😂

  • @clydebear6914
    @clydebear6914 15 днів тому +28

    Can't wait to see those cheese sandwhiches at the RNC this year.

  • @jacksonfunksworth3822
    @jacksonfunksworth3822 15 днів тому +49

    I'm actually pissed A Closer Look took a hiatus, we fucking need y'all

    • @chrisp5796
      @chrisp5796 15 днів тому +11

      There was a Closer Look last night lol. Closer Look is on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday

    • @mistifa2908
      @mistifa2908 14 днів тому

      Amen!

  • @pixiecherub
    @pixiecherub 15 днів тому +2

    Shout out to Lutz, Poor old half-Inuit, bisexual, fifty one year old Lutz 😂😂😂

  • @vickihopkins5409
    @vickihopkins5409 15 днів тому +3

    Trump's name is mentioned in Project 2025 at least 35 times or more. If you look at the writers of Project 2025, they all served in trump's cabinet.

  • @andrewoolman
    @andrewoolman 15 днів тому +17

    This is going to be a shitshow in the Trump campaign

  • @silverXnoise
    @silverXnoise 15 днів тому +14

    31 of Project 2025’s 38 authors work for, or have been selected for positions in, the Trump campaign.

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 15 днів тому

      and served prior. Stephen Miller is responsible for kidnapping over 650 children, whose parents were first caged then deported, and the children weren’t ever returned. dems 2024 should be mentioning this.

  • @sciencesaves
    @sciencesaves 15 днів тому +5

    I wanted to hear the JD Vance jokes :(

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 15 днів тому

      Here's one: How many JDs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
      ANSWER: JD is a rich guy, so he doesn't screw in light bulbs, he just screws his constituents by giving breaks to his fellow rich guys.

    • @sciencesaves
      @sciencesaves 15 днів тому +1

      @@sherinameless1618 sorry. I should have specified “I wanted to hear the funny JD Vance jokes”

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 15 днів тому

      @@sciencesaves Sorry, no refunds.

  • @osieorb18
    @osieorb18 15 днів тому +3

    Correction: Fewest weekend plans, not least weekend plans.

  • @austinholt4022
    @austinholt4022 15 днів тому +9

    Ok, there’s a dark-haired woman in a white shirt, toward the back, on the right, who represents how all kind and decent people should feel when in the presence of Lutz. 10/10, want to be her friend.

  • @michaelablank
    @michaelablank 15 днів тому +14

    Medicare Part D HAS to be a Scollins special.

  • @luprek
    @luprek 15 днів тому +3

    CORRECTION: Fewest weekend plans. Weekend plans can be counted and quantified, so it should be fewest, not least.

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 14 днів тому

      Plans are cumulative, not easily countable. Getting your car fixed takes a lot more effort than paying overdue bills.

  • @Gnatalie42
    @Gnatalie42 15 днів тому +1

    You have the best writers in late night, honestly. With the possible exception of "Virtel it like it is" on Jimmy Kimmel, your writers' sketches are *always* the ones I like best

  • @beansnrice321
    @beansnrice321 15 днів тому +27

    Omg, best leave em alone guy yet! XD

  • @normnotes
    @normnotes 15 днів тому +14

    Long time viewer, first time jackal - George Wallace was Governor of Alabama again from 1971 to 1979 and yet again from 1983 to 1987.

    • @helenryan5217
      @helenryan5217 15 днів тому +6

      The worst part is that there are 2 colleges named for him. In 2024. (Wallace Community College Selma and Wallace State Community College. There is another named for his wife and one for his father.) How do people think this is OK?

  • @Mario-mq2pz
    @Mario-mq2pz 15 днів тому +2

    The grammatically correct phrase would be "FEWEST weekend plans" because "plans" is a countable noun. "Least" is the superlative form of "little", which is used for *uncountable* nouns.

  • @yell0wmiata2007
    @yell0wmiata2007 15 днів тому +2

    Jeff Wright - excellent my friend!! I’ll be looking for ya now.

  • @karinmiller1821
    @karinmiller1821 15 днів тому +12

    Oh, I DO enjoy Jeff Wright. Good to see him.

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable 15 днів тому +19

    Makes sense, con artists being friends with other con artists.

  • @Willcrochet
    @Willcrochet 14 днів тому

    Go Jeff Wright! Had me 😂😂😂

  • @Derfboy
    @Derfboy 15 днів тому +11

    2:48 Jackal here. There is a Medicare Part D. "Part D covers mostly self-administered prescription drugs."

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 15 днів тому +1

      I think the joke was either 1) that it's part of "Medicare Part (D)isease" (as in, the "D" in "STD"), or 2) Part D because that is what covers the prescription drugs the doctor will prescribe to treat the STDs.

    • @christopherlundgren1700
      @christopherlundgren1700 15 днів тому

      Yes there is already a Medicare Part D. That’s the joke. Only in this case the D is “The D”. As in the male genitalia. I can’t believe I have to explain this.

    • @kuromyou7969
      @kuromyou7969 15 днів тому

      ​@@nomore6167 wow that's way more complicated than I thought. I figured it was D for dick.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 15 днів тому +2

      @@nomore6167 I think you're going too highbrow for this one. D is the start letter of which four letter word?

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 15 днів тому

      ​@@phelan_pt I think you're right.

  • @JoYoon-yo4qu
    @JoYoon-yo4qu 15 днів тому +11

    Trump is using the Sgt. Schultz defense - "I know nothing. I see nothing."

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 15 днів тому +12

    Seth pulling out his Vince Vaughn impression there.

  • @011keepers
    @011keepers 15 днів тому +4

    Jack McCoy shout out!! Nice

  • @WesleyFiles
    @WesleyFiles 15 днів тому

    1:47 I have to wonder what message Seth is trying to send when he pauses and looks at the camera like this. Maybe he's holding for an edit point 😂

  • @BloodInkFilms
    @BloodInkFilms 15 днів тому +8

    Donald Trump is the Fyre Festival of presidents

  • @calibby85
    @calibby85 15 днів тому +15

    Omg OF COURSE Billy McFarland is working for the Trump campaign 😂😂😂

  • @Fiawordweaver
    @Fiawordweaver 15 днів тому +3

    Bravo Jeff Wright🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @EMDrecs1
    @EMDrecs1 14 днів тому +1

    I want more of the “LEAVE ‘IM ALOOOONE” guy!!

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 15 днів тому +36

    What’ll the surprise segment after the monologue be this week? I’m betting on ‘Amber Says What?’
    We’ve all been saying ‘What?!’ for the last two weeks.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 15 днів тому

      👗⬅️ YOURS?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 15 днів тому +6

      And you were wrong, It's Wright!

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 15 днів тому +9

      @@sherinameless1618 When it’s Wright, you’re never wrong! 😂

    • @MrTheQuestioner
      @MrTheQuestioner 15 днів тому +4

      Bet you didn't expect TWO surprise segments!

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 15 днів тому +4

      @@MrTheQuestioner Not gonna lie, that was a nice treat. Every one a banger, too!

  • @janbarrett4544
    @janbarrett4544 15 днів тому +5

    If the Fyre guy has a record,shouldn't Trump's parole officer be made aware.

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 14 днів тому

      He hasn't been sentenced yet, so... hopefully?

  • @mikeimbrogno4150
    @mikeimbrogno4150 15 днів тому

    Dude, the "Leave 'em alone!" segment was a roller coaster to gold! Lutz!!!! Well done sir!!!

  • @merangreen
    @merangreen 14 днів тому

    I love Jeff Wright!! And man...the "Leave Him Alone" bits are like listening to my 9 year-old tell jokes only he thinks are hysterical.

  • @annettebennett316
    @annettebennett316 15 днів тому +6

    Yes I loved Kevin Wright! Bring on more often.

  • @crovax1375
    @crovax1375 15 днів тому +10

    I'm burp-dancing here at home! It's fun, but my dog thinks I might be having a stroke...

  • @minoltaaraya
    @minoltaaraya 14 днів тому

    The leave him alone guy had Me ROLLLING!🤷🏾‍♀️😭And 🗣️ MORE Jeff Wright Please!!!

  • @SP2X1353
    @SP2X1353 15 днів тому +1

    Searching the tube for, "Jeff Wright", where the hell has he been hiding, off the hook hilarious.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 15 днів тому +8

    I think this would be a good time to take up drinking. Yep. I think these next few months would be a good time for it.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 15 днів тому +1

      Imagine how we feel on this side of the border