Yakuza 3..? No This is a Dad Simulator I Think ~ First Time Playthrough

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  • @MikeJr9284
    @MikeJr9284 3 роки тому +346

    Considering that Kiryu adopted Haruka and made his own orphanage, he’s basically a dad.

    • @mizuchi3036
      @mizuchi3036 3 роки тому +34

      Technically he didn't. Kiryu cannot legally adopt a kid because of his former ties to the Tojo and the fact that he has a criminal record and has been in prison for murder. Apart from that he certainly is the best father figure Haruka and the rest of the kids could ever have.

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 3 роки тому +31

      He's literally a dad in everything but name.

  • @Justjustin7093
    @Justjustin7093 3 роки тому +196

    This whole video/game is a roller coaster of like every emotion

    • @Justjustin7093
      @Justjustin7093 3 роки тому +8

      I think crystal reflects that well

    • @kiorili
      @kiorili 3 роки тому +1

      the all serie ^^

  • @vincenzopaollogrieco9385
    @vincenzopaollogrieco9385 3 роки тому +186

    18:06 i really like how easy is to see that Majima is not comfortable with something, he kind goes back into a slighty more serious version of how he was in zero, you can see that he probally thinking "i am back into a cage just like all those years back in Sobenburi"

    • @Who_is_Ari
      @Who_is_Ari 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah, it's really neat how Zero expanded on Majima actually being a cold, serious person when he's not in his Mad Dog persona

  • @MinhLe-xc5ld
    @MinhLe-xc5ld 3 роки тому +121

    nothing hurt more than Kiryu and Kaoru relationship that went from making out on the brink of the death in Kiwami 2 to mutual understanding in Yakuza 3

    • @vincenzopaollogrieco9385
      @vincenzopaollogrieco9385 3 роки тому +26

      The Devs of the game said they did not know what to do with her after 2 let hope that at the end of the series they put a note saying they went back togather at the end since in 3 they say that they will be apart... for now

    • @cius2112
      @cius2112 3 роки тому +7

      i like to think that she has been using her connections on the force to keep an eye on him and maybe she hears something happens to him and comes back to look for him lol if you don't know what i mean, once you complete all the hostesses in 3 including the secret one she will message Kiryu lowkey throwing shade on him for being a playboy and sends him an item.

    • @pluna3382
      @pluna3382 3 роки тому +16

      @@vincenzopaollogrieco9385 A huge reason as to why they stopped using Kaoru for the rest of the games was because her Japanese voice actor was reportedly very toxic and abusive to staff. I can understand taking a step back to ponder on what to do with a character but I think it's pretty disappointing and confusing for them to have her be such a significant person to Kiryu in Kiwami 2 only for them not to think much past that and just abandon her completely. Just seems unbelievably short sighted from their end. Yeah, having that VA situation sucks, but I never understood the lengths Japanese culture goes to say that a fictional character can only be voiced by one assigned voice actor ever. The respect thing is cool, but there really ought to be exceptions like in Kaoru's case.

    • @vincenzopaollogrieco9385
      @vincenzopaollogrieco9385 3 роки тому

      @@cius2112 Oh wow i feel to glad to hear that, i did visit the hostress in 3 once, but then i though "what i am doing?! i have a girlfriend" and stoped, going to date them with other character in other games, but Kiryu can´t have it

    • @vincenzopaollogrieco9385
      @vincenzopaollogrieco9385 3 роки тому +6

      @@pluna3382 Japan must have something about a VA and character, something similar happend with Igor, where the VA died, and they also had to change the US voice actor, and it fiting considering Persona 5 story, to the point where i wonder if that plot happend like that because the VA died

  • @creepercraftguy5326
    @creepercraftguy5326 3 роки тому +43

    [SPOILERS for that one substory at 9:48]
    For those of you who are probably complaining about how that one kid was straight up racist, going against that discrimination is the entire purpose of that story. Riona does initially hold racial intolerances, but this is simply a projection of the insecurities about her own skin, which was burned and scarred in the house fire that killed her parents.

    • @Mari_Izu
      @Mari_Izu 3 роки тому +12

      It's not a substory, but part of the main story.

    • @creepercraftguy5326
      @creepercraftguy5326 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mari_Izu Oh yeah sorry

  • @blackcated5755
    @blackcated5755 3 роки тому +142

    Kiryu is what every man should strive to be. Strong, loyal to his friends, a great dad, a bit of a goofball, and ready to kick some ass if shit gets real.

    • @ReiSyre62
      @ReiSyre62 3 роки тому +8

      And The Dragon of Ass in Y6 :^)

  • @elerrante5991
    @elerrante5991 3 роки тому +35

    9:55 *P O G M O M E N T*

  • @brodaforlife
    @brodaforlife 3 роки тому +205

    I honestly don’t know which of the two is the most cringe worthy the awkward exchange between the couple or The scene when Hamazaki eats the entire duck head in one bite

    • @brodaforlife
      @brodaforlife 3 роки тому +5

      I personally say both are just as bad as the other

    • @vincenzopaollogrieco9385
      @vincenzopaollogrieco9385 3 роки тому +22

      @@brodaforlife the couple is worst because it from 3 diferent games (1,2,3) and each is more cringe than the other i swear to god if i play 4 and they are still there i will lose it

    • @YuriyVashurin
      @YuriyVashurin 3 роки тому +15

      @@vincenzopaollogrieco9385 No, the only another Yakuza game where this duo appear one more time (or, more likely, their past reincarnations xD) is Ishin, which unfortunately is not localized in English.

    • @Kelvin_Foo
      @Kelvin_Foo 3 роки тому +6

      Akimoto's ex-boss wasn't kidding when he said that Akimoto was a bit slow in the head.

    • @shinon017
      @shinon017 3 роки тому +4

      Nah, gross doesn't equal cringe, and I'll take gross any day off the week instead of the 2 most insufferable shits in the whole series 😂

  • @danielmcdonagh1693
    @danielmcdonagh1693 11 місяців тому +5

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who becomes suddenly conscious of the traffic lights when Haruka's around.

  • @averageidiot6645
    @averageidiot6645 3 роки тому +34

    After playing through 4 games in the series, It's gotten to the point where if I'm told to go to a certain place, I immediately know where it is.

  • @orangesoda4535
    @orangesoda4535 3 роки тому +102

    1:45 The answer is no. Kiryu's strength comes from his pent up sexual frustration. That's why his feats just keep getting crazier with each game.

    • @noshitsherlock5195
      @noshitsherlock5195 3 роки тому +6

      Wait what

    • @ElPolloLoco7689
      @ElPolloLoco7689 2 роки тому +14

      honestly it makes it hilarious to think that his entire dragon of dojima legend was born out of sexual frustration

  • @RasenShot
    @RasenShot 3 роки тому +104

    Man, it's so sad that Kashiwagi just up and died, I totally envisioned him being a chill bartender :^(

    • @ReiSyre62
      @ReiSyre62 3 роки тому +2

      Really? Did he ever tell us he's actually like or wanna be Bartender outside his positions as Yakuza Officers :^[

    • @Who_is_Ari
      @Who_is_Ari 3 роки тому +29

      man it would he neat if he was voiced by David Hayter. too bad 0-3 never got an english dub

    • @Kelvin_Foo
      @Kelvin_Foo 3 роки тому +35

      Yeah, I can imagine him as a bartender in a cool bar somewhere in Yokohama, serving up drinks and bentos for his regulars.

    • @jakekenealy3642
      @jakekenealy3642 3 роки тому +9

      Damn he's really gone, guess he's never gonna be a bartender

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 3 роки тому +2

      @@jakekenealy3642 What’s funny is that in Yakuza 7 (light spoiler)....
      You go to the Survive Bar and the main bartender kind of looks like Kashiwagi. He even has a scar on his face!

  • @donovanhadley2209
    @donovanhadley2209 3 роки тому +30

    Crystahhhl's brain before: 🥚
    Crystahhhl's brain now: 🍳

  • @SweetieEvie
    @SweetieEvie 2 роки тому +7

    That couple is a rollercoaster ride. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @aleksanderpereborow226
    @aleksanderpereborow226 3 роки тому +19

    Kiryu is officially a dilf

  • @savvassavvides6681
    @savvassavvides6681 3 роки тому +25

    11:37 BEST. HEADCANON. EVER!

    • @mojima46
      @mojima46 3 роки тому

      I got an ad.

    • @Kelvin_Foo
      @Kelvin_Foo 3 роки тому +2

      The Yakuza x Persona universe exists.

    • @cadence_2463
      @cadence_2463 3 роки тому

      @@Kelvin_Foo That would explain so much, and I hate that.

  • @raiseasato
    @raiseasato 3 роки тому +96

    "Everybody in this game is a turtle." Yeah. They are. Not even a joke.

    • @Kelvin_Foo
      @Kelvin_Foo 3 роки тому +14

      Blockuza 3

    • @shinon017
      @shinon017 3 роки тому

      Guile style turtles all right

  • @Dreamerman509
    @Dreamerman509 3 роки тому +25

    Two different types of games separated by one chapter welcome to Yakuza

  • @albondigaperdida6216
    @albondigaperdida6216 3 роки тому +22

    The whole orphan plot was the best part of Yakuza 3 in my opinion

  • @thread6971
    @thread6971 3 роки тому +20

    This and Yakuza 7 probably made me cry the most outta the entire series

  • @justarock9553
    @justarock9553 3 роки тому +21

    *sees notification*
    *Crystaahhl continues Yakuza journey*
    YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!

  • @mmaaoorr
    @mmaaoorr 3 роки тому +7

    kiryu just looks so manly in his okinawa shirt

  • @NerdRage12
    @NerdRage12 3 роки тому +12

    Love these reactions to Yakuza. Been playing in order (up to 5 now) and they still can throw me threw a loop somehow

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 роки тому +3

      Hooooo boy, just wait until 7. I like to describe that one as "If the Main Story universe and the Substory universe collided, with Ichiban as the nexus."

  • @DOOM601
    @DOOM601 3 роки тому +21

    I didn't know that couple still in this game.
    That gave me headache and make me prepare.. for the deep shit

    • @Mari_Izu
      @Mari_Izu 3 роки тому

      They have one more Substory in Kamurocho.

    • @jomaq9233
      @jomaq9233 3 роки тому +5

      SWEET HOME OKINAWA

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 3 роки тому +20

    Kiryu best playable videogame dad

    • @savvassavvides6681
      @savvassavvides6681 3 роки тому

      Kratos would like a word with you

    • @lpk675
      @lpk675 3 роки тому +3

      Asura literally killed god because god made his daughter cry. If anyone deserves the title of best dad, it's him.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 роки тому

      @@lpk675 It took him a while, though. Like....hundreds of thousands of years, maybe?

    • @Mari_Izu
      @Mari_Izu 3 роки тому

      @@savvassavvides6681 Kratos killed his own daughter.

    • @SaberRexZealot
      @SaberRexZealot 3 роки тому

      @@savvassavvides6681 Kratos is a shit dad lol.

  • @ItsRocky_01
    @ItsRocky_01 3 роки тому +4

    13:43 With the way you said it, I was busting out laughing. I seriously need to watch one of your streams one day.

    • @ItsRocky_01
      @ItsRocky_01 3 роки тому +2

      14:20 WHAT THE FUCCKKK

    • @karepanman2770
      @karepanman2770 3 роки тому +1

      Lol the facial reactions to Mizuki saying they're siblings, you can literally see the brain cells dying 💀

  • @tacopanda3630
    @tacopanda3630 3 роки тому +5

    *How to recover brain cells*
    Google: “You know, blueberries and dark chocolate are good. Oh! Also gotta exercise and be health in general!”
    Bing: *”JUST HAVE SEX AND BE A CHAD.”*

  • @vincenzopaollogrieco9385
    @vincenzopaollogrieco9385 3 роки тому +5

    24:20 I mean responsible in the streets, ferocious in the sheets

  • @notorioushkm97
    @notorioushkm97 3 роки тому +19

    They say Kratos was the best dad, they were wrong.
    Kiryu is the Best Dad

  • @dafire9634
    @dafire9634 3 роки тому +34

    Damn,kiryu is away for 2 years and majima is that drained,look at his cheeks!

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 роки тому +22

      Kiryu-chan Withdrawal is a serious condition. Why do you think he had to constantly ambush Kiryu over and over in Kiwami 1? He had to recover from a 10 year dry period.

  • @cicken8355
    @cicken8355 3 роки тому +4

    Nothing will ever change how much swag and drip daigo had in 2

  • @blackvial
    @blackvial 3 роки тому +5

    Your soul looked like it died during that side story

  • @TheDreamerExtreme
    @TheDreamerExtreme 3 роки тому +4

    14:25 I...do not have the lifetime to unpack how f'd up this was. *BLEGH*

  • @somestuff7468
    @somestuff7468 3 роки тому +2

    lmao i really love your y3 prediction, so accurate *chefs kiss*

  • @johngreen8344
    @johngreen8344 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine what must've gone through that npc's head. Facing off against a revered member of the Tojo Clan, mentally preparing for a flurry of fists, only to be knocked backwards, as this legendary Dragon of Dojima scrapers off, bellowing apologies as he bolts. Somehow, I can't help but cackle at the thought.

  • @FirearmofMutiny
    @FirearmofMutiny 3 роки тому +2

    I'm loving these playthroughs! I can't wait until you get to 5

  • @waitwhat9939
    @waitwhat9939 3 роки тому +9

    I collected like 25 worms in this game

  • @elizabethagudelo7179
    @elizabethagudelo7179 3 роки тому +6

    "I need to buy drugs" Crystal, 2021

  • @kiorili
    @kiorili 3 роки тому +15

    how do you go from a daddy simulator to this ? just another type of daddy

  • @tapchakav1
    @tapchakav1 3 роки тому +2

    14:41 wait there was a fake baby along the way you can't just skip over that shit.

  • @brettg906
    @brettg906 3 роки тому +3

    Kiryuu is still as pure as the day he was born.

  • @oscarreinholt5204
    @oscarreinholt5204 3 роки тому +4

    14:25 *spits cola out of mouth*
    Me: THATS IT, IM DONE IM F'ING DONE. *BEGONE!!*

  • @calvinheim2618
    @calvinheim2618 3 роки тому +2

    12:06 no escapeeeeee

  • @Firewarz217
    @Firewarz217 3 роки тому +4

    I wonder what kind of person Akechi would be if he Kiryu as his dad instead of Shido

  • @jomama7800
    @jomama7800 3 роки тому +1

    BAHAHAHAHHA WHY DID THE VIDEO END LIKE THAT SDJASNJASDNJKANKDDNSADSJ
    crystAAHHL: *watches Kiryu fight bald fatty man with towel on*

  • @nivyan
    @nivyan Рік тому +3

    9:50 So I know people think this is racist, but it's really not. Having a racial preference for your partner, even as a child, can be racially decided without being racist. I can prefer Spanish and Japanese women over American without being a racist.
    She didn't say "I can't be with him *because* he's black" - she said "I just can't see myself dating a black guy!"
    And finally: There should be absolutely nothing else than yourself that should decide your partner. If you don't like people with blue eyes, then you do you - that's still not... eyist.

  • @raiseasato
    @raiseasato 3 роки тому +5

    YESSSS. You've quickly become one of my favorite youtubers and my favorite streamer. I'm so excited to see how you handle the increased craziness and sadness of the Yakuza games.

  • @Cliffem82
    @Cliffem82 3 роки тому +4

    I didn’t enjoy Yakuza 3 much after playing Kiwami 2, but this play through is fun.

  • @serenakawauso
    @serenakawauso 3 роки тому +2

    My mum walked in during that Kanzo fight... 😅

  • @Ekami-chan
    @Ekami-chan 7 місяців тому

    7:54 Yakuza is "wow Kiryu I can't believe writers let you have 4 boyfriends!" with Daigo, Majima, Tachibana and Nishiki. 😁

  • @hightiermortal0
    @hightiermortal0 3 роки тому +3

    A dad simulator? Yes it is

  • @brodaforlife
    @brodaforlife 3 роки тому +15

    Say what you want to about Yakuza 3, but I actually kind of love how much of A Dad Stimulator the game is. Also Wide Kiryu is always a treat to us all

  • @chrisxcrozz5186
    @chrisxcrozz5186 3 роки тому

    14:18 - 15:30
    Just prepare to lose all your brain cells after this people and mine still hasn't come back fully even now

  • @rctw89
    @rctw89 3 роки тому +6

    I lost it at oniichan.

  • @Noki_Kelevra
    @Noki_Kelevra 3 роки тому

    20:00 Oh no, she's grown too many brain cells

  • @Hawwwlucha
    @Hawwwlucha 3 роки тому

    Rikiya literally said nya in that segment btw

  • @Ho11ow661
    @Ho11ow661 Рік тому

    Did you finally get your Yakuza-Style back tattoo yet?

  • @davidlilley2736
    @davidlilley2736 3 роки тому

    EXEPERT FISHERMAN what of megalodon sharks bare handed 😵

  • @Joe-gq2kv
    @Joe-gq2kv 5 місяців тому

    Straightest Yakuza game

  • @Pancakelover09
    @Pancakelover09 Рік тому

    you dont want a yakuza tatoo espacily if you want to go to japan

  • @kaihuotari6555
    @kaihuotari6555 2 роки тому +1

    But did we have sex? That made me laugh. A dad simulator? That is perhaps why it is my fave Yakuza game after 6 and Like a Dragon being a single dad myself. Trying to be a good dad and a good person. I guess I look like a turtle too. You want a woman in top of you? That is the best position to be in. What else could I want? A pistachio ice cream in Rome.

  • @calvinheim2618
    @calvinheim2618 3 роки тому +3

    spare you? this is golf not bowling lol

  • @ozymandias192
    @ozymandias192 3 роки тому

    Is no one gonna point out the fact that Crystal called an eight year old girl a Bitch?! 🤣🤣

  • @a.connorparr4901
    @a.connorparr4901 3 роки тому

    4:45

  • @bennettofficial9256
    @bennettofficial9256 3 роки тому +2

    DAD SIMULATOR??? I miss my dads.

  • @goldpineapple2178
    @goldpineapple2178 3 роки тому

    Riona be based

  • @artasky6093
    @artasky6093 3 роки тому

    Is yakuza 3 yessssss

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 3 роки тому +3

    9:52
    This was *not* poggers

    • @lv.2073
      @lv.2073 3 роки тому

      (This is NOT a criticism of her response, I’m simply trying to make a joke)

  • @hikaritenshi2825
    @hikaritenshi2825 3 роки тому

    What happened to the other videos?

  • @TMSFE
    @TMSFE 3 роки тому

    I want to play the Yakuza games, but I'm scared I'm not gonna like them

    • @bradenarcader1476
      @bradenarcader1476 3 роки тому +1

      I'd say it's at least worth trying them, they go on sale on the PlayStation store all the time too. And btw, if you do play one just keep In Mind that it might take a minute to really get into it.

    • @TMSFE
      @TMSFE 3 роки тому +2

      @@bradenarcader1476 I've already finished All of the games that are on steam except like a dragon. Which I'm currently playing

    • @bradenarcader1476
      @bradenarcader1476 3 роки тому +1

      @@TMSFE that's cool. I shoulda guessed with the Majima pfp lol. I'm currently on Yakuza 4 but I also played 6 before the others because it got shipped to me instead of 0 haha

  • @knightzix_01
    @knightzix_01 3 роки тому

    u make an amazing BIG SIS SIS

  • @Unknown-zn8cg
    @Unknown-zn8cg 3 роки тому

    3 is way better than 2 and 5

  • @mrkong3297
    @mrkong3297 3 роки тому +1

    Here before ten views

  • @pedrox20000
    @pedrox20000 3 роки тому +3

    poggers, time for the worst mainline yakuza game

    • @TRDEWH
      @TRDEWH 3 роки тому +2

      Naw, that’s 5.

    • @krittiteesriploy1724
      @krittiteesriploy1724 3 роки тому +3

      Naw that's 4

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 3 роки тому +8

      The original is the worst, especially the version we got in the west. It's a miracle Yakuza ever became a franchise with that first entry.

  • @corn8028
    @corn8028 3 роки тому +1

    First?

    • @frog7601
      @frog7601 3 роки тому +1

      No

    • @corn8028
      @corn8028 3 роки тому

      I don’t know why you care but, go click newest first and scroll down

    • @frog7601
      @frog7601 3 роки тому +1

      BAHAHA

  • @AwsOm3Fac3
    @AwsOm3Fac3 3 роки тому +3

    Dude you’re literally speed running these games that have as much content as a persona game and your only releasing 2 videos for each entry now? How can you title a video Finale if it’s literally the second one relating to that game? At the very least make 3 total videos for each game, otherwise I find it hard to believe you’re playing these games because you genuinely enjoy them instead of just for the content

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 3 роки тому +9

      You...DO realize these are highlight videos of the best moments right? Have you by any chance checked out her stream channel? It has the full uncut streams. there's no speed running happening here

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 Рік тому

      @@Ashurman666 I'm watching her streams. She skips a looot of content and while people can play stuff how they want, she's skipping so much content by actively ignoring the substories and Idk, I feel like if you're streaming stuff you can afford to just fuck around with the game.

  • @theamazingwman9349
    @theamazingwman9349 3 роки тому +1

    Ah yes the worst game in the series