Technically he didn't. Kiryu cannot legally adopt a kid because of his former ties to the Tojo and the fact that he has a criminal record and has been in prison for murder. Apart from that he certainly is the best father figure Haruka and the rest of the kids could ever have.
18:06 i really like how easy is to see that Majima is not comfortable with something, he kind goes back into a slighty more serious version of how he was in zero, you can see that he probally thinking "i am back into a cage just like all those years back in Sobenburi"
nothing hurt more than Kiryu and Kaoru relationship that went from making out on the brink of the death in Kiwami 2 to mutual understanding in Yakuza 3
The Devs of the game said they did not know what to do with her after 2 let hope that at the end of the series they put a note saying they went back togather at the end since in 3 they say that they will be apart... for now
i like to think that she has been using her connections on the force to keep an eye on him and maybe she hears something happens to him and comes back to look for him lol if you don't know what i mean, once you complete all the hostesses in 3 including the secret one she will message Kiryu lowkey throwing shade on him for being a playboy and sends him an item.
@@vincenzopaollogrieco9385 A huge reason as to why they stopped using Kaoru for the rest of the games was because her Japanese voice actor was reportedly very toxic and abusive to staff. I can understand taking a step back to ponder on what to do with a character but I think it's pretty disappointing and confusing for them to have her be such a significant person to Kiryu in Kiwami 2 only for them not to think much past that and just abandon her completely. Just seems unbelievably short sighted from their end. Yeah, having that VA situation sucks, but I never understood the lengths Japanese culture goes to say that a fictional character can only be voiced by one assigned voice actor ever. The respect thing is cool, but there really ought to be exceptions like in Kaoru's case.
@@cius2112 Oh wow i feel to glad to hear that, i did visit the hostress in 3 once, but then i though "what i am doing?! i have a girlfriend" and stoped, going to date them with other character in other games, but Kiryu can´t have it
@@pluna3382 Japan must have something about a VA and character, something similar happend with Igor, where the VA died, and they also had to change the US voice actor, and it fiting considering Persona 5 story, to the point where i wonder if that plot happend like that because the VA died
[SPOILERS for that one substory at 9:48] For those of you who are probably complaining about how that one kid was straight up racist, going against that discrimination is the entire purpose of that story. Riona does initially hold racial intolerances, but this is simply a projection of the insecurities about her own skin, which was burned and scarred in the house fire that killed her parents.
Kiryu is what every man should strive to be. Strong, loyal to his friends, a great dad, a bit of a goofball, and ready to kick some ass if shit gets real.
I honestly don’t know which of the two is the most cringe worthy the awkward exchange between the couple or The scene when Hamazaki eats the entire duck head in one bite
@@brodaforlife the couple is worst because it from 3 diferent games (1,2,3) and each is more cringe than the other i swear to god if i play 4 and they are still there i will lose it
@@vincenzopaollogrieco9385 No, the only another Yakuza game where this duo appear one more time (or, more likely, their past reincarnations xD) is Ishin, which unfortunately is not localized in English.
@@jakekenealy3642 What’s funny is that in Yakuza 7 (light spoiler).... You go to the Survive Bar and the main bartender kind of looks like Kashiwagi. He even has a scar on his face!
Hooooo boy, just wait until 7. I like to describe that one as "If the Main Story universe and the Substory universe collided, with Ichiban as the nexus."
*How to recover brain cells* Google: “You know, blueberries and dark chocolate are good. Oh! Also gotta exercise and be health in general!” Bing: *”JUST HAVE SEX AND BE A CHAD.”*
Kiryu-chan Withdrawal is a serious condition. Why do you think he had to constantly ambush Kiryu over and over in Kiwami 1? He had to recover from a 10 year dry period.
Imagine what must've gone through that npc's head. Facing off against a revered member of the Tojo Clan, mentally preparing for a flurry of fists, only to be knocked backwards, as this legendary Dragon of Dojima scrapers off, bellowing apologies as he bolts. Somehow, I can't help but cackle at the thought.
9:50 So I know people think this is racist, but it's really not. Having a racial preference for your partner, even as a child, can be racially decided without being racist. I can prefer Spanish and Japanese women over American without being a racist. She didn't say "I can't be with him *because* he's black" - she said "I just can't see myself dating a black guy!" And finally: There should be absolutely nothing else than yourself that should decide your partner. If you don't like people with blue eyes, then you do you - that's still not... eyist.
YESSSS. You've quickly become one of my favorite youtubers and my favorite streamer. I'm so excited to see how you handle the increased craziness and sadness of the Yakuza games.
But did we have sex? That made me laugh. A dad simulator? That is perhaps why it is my fave Yakuza game after 6 and Like a Dragon being a single dad myself. Trying to be a good dad and a good person. I guess I look like a turtle too. You want a woman in top of you? That is the best position to be in. What else could I want? A pistachio ice cream in Rome.
I'd say it's at least worth trying them, they go on sale on the PlayStation store all the time too. And btw, if you do play one just keep In Mind that it might take a minute to really get into it.
@@TMSFE that's cool. I shoulda guessed with the Majima pfp lol. I'm currently on Yakuza 4 but I also played 6 before the others because it got shipped to me instead of 0 haha
Dude you’re literally speed running these games that have as much content as a persona game and your only releasing 2 videos for each entry now? How can you title a video Finale if it’s literally the second one relating to that game? At the very least make 3 total videos for each game, otherwise I find it hard to believe you’re playing these games because you genuinely enjoy them instead of just for the content
You...DO realize these are highlight videos of the best moments right? Have you by any chance checked out her stream channel? It has the full uncut streams. there's no speed running happening here
@@Ashurman666 I'm watching her streams. She skips a looot of content and while people can play stuff how they want, she's skipping so much content by actively ignoring the substories and Idk, I feel like if you're streaming stuff you can afford to just fuck around with the game.
Considering that Kiryu adopted Haruka and made his own orphanage, he’s basically a dad.
Technically he didn't. Kiryu cannot legally adopt a kid because of his former ties to the Tojo and the fact that he has a criminal record and has been in prison for murder. Apart from that he certainly is the best father figure Haruka and the rest of the kids could ever have.
He's literally a dad in everything but name.
This whole video/game is a roller coaster of like every emotion
I think crystal reflects that well
the all serie ^^
18:06 i really like how easy is to see that Majima is not comfortable with something, he kind goes back into a slighty more serious version of how he was in zero, you can see that he probally thinking "i am back into a cage just like all those years back in Sobenburi"
Yeah, it's really neat how Zero expanded on Majima actually being a cold, serious person when he's not in his Mad Dog persona
nothing hurt more than Kiryu and Kaoru relationship that went from making out on the brink of the death in Kiwami 2 to mutual understanding in Yakuza 3
The Devs of the game said they did not know what to do with her after 2 let hope that at the end of the series they put a note saying they went back togather at the end since in 3 they say that they will be apart... for now
i like to think that she has been using her connections on the force to keep an eye on him and maybe she hears something happens to him and comes back to look for him lol if you don't know what i mean, once you complete all the hostesses in 3 including the secret one she will message Kiryu lowkey throwing shade on him for being a playboy and sends him an item.
@@vincenzopaollogrieco9385 A huge reason as to why they stopped using Kaoru for the rest of the games was because her Japanese voice actor was reportedly very toxic and abusive to staff. I can understand taking a step back to ponder on what to do with a character but I think it's pretty disappointing and confusing for them to have her be such a significant person to Kiryu in Kiwami 2 only for them not to think much past that and just abandon her completely. Just seems unbelievably short sighted from their end. Yeah, having that VA situation sucks, but I never understood the lengths Japanese culture goes to say that a fictional character can only be voiced by one assigned voice actor ever. The respect thing is cool, but there really ought to be exceptions like in Kaoru's case.
@@cius2112 Oh wow i feel to glad to hear that, i did visit the hostress in 3 once, but then i though "what i am doing?! i have a girlfriend" and stoped, going to date them with other character in other games, but Kiryu can´t have it
@@pluna3382 Japan must have something about a VA and character, something similar happend with Igor, where the VA died, and they also had to change the US voice actor, and it fiting considering Persona 5 story, to the point where i wonder if that plot happend like that because the VA died
[SPOILERS for that one substory at 9:48]
For those of you who are probably complaining about how that one kid was straight up racist, going against that discrimination is the entire purpose of that story. Riona does initially hold racial intolerances, but this is simply a projection of the insecurities about her own skin, which was burned and scarred in the house fire that killed her parents.
It's not a substory, but part of the main story.
@@Mari_Izu Oh yeah sorry
Kiryu is what every man should strive to be. Strong, loyal to his friends, a great dad, a bit of a goofball, and ready to kick some ass if shit gets real.
And The Dragon of Ass in Y6 :^)
9:55 *P O G M O M E N T*
I honestly don’t know which of the two is the most cringe worthy the awkward exchange between the couple or The scene when Hamazaki eats the entire duck head in one bite
I personally say both are just as bad as the other
@@brodaforlife the couple is worst because it from 3 diferent games (1,2,3) and each is more cringe than the other i swear to god if i play 4 and they are still there i will lose it
@@vincenzopaollogrieco9385 No, the only another Yakuza game where this duo appear one more time (or, more likely, their past reincarnations xD) is Ishin, which unfortunately is not localized in English.
Akimoto's ex-boss wasn't kidding when he said that Akimoto was a bit slow in the head.
Nah, gross doesn't equal cringe, and I'll take gross any day off the week instead of the 2 most insufferable shits in the whole series 😂
I'm glad I'm not the only one who becomes suddenly conscious of the traffic lights when Haruka's around.
After playing through 4 games in the series, It's gotten to the point where if I'm told to go to a certain place, I immediately know where it is.
1:45 The answer is no. Kiryu's strength comes from his pent up sexual frustration. That's why his feats just keep getting crazier with each game.
Wait what
honestly it makes it hilarious to think that his entire dragon of dojima legend was born out of sexual frustration
Man, it's so sad that Kashiwagi just up and died, I totally envisioned him being a chill bartender :^(
Really? Did he ever tell us he's actually like or wanna be Bartender outside his positions as Yakuza Officers :^[
man it would he neat if he was voiced by David Hayter. too bad 0-3 never got an english dub
Yeah, I can imagine him as a bartender in a cool bar somewhere in Yokohama, serving up drinks and bentos for his regulars.
Damn he's really gone, guess he's never gonna be a bartender
@@jakekenealy3642 What’s funny is that in Yakuza 7 (light spoiler)....
You go to the Survive Bar and the main bartender kind of looks like Kashiwagi. He even has a scar on his face!
Crystahhhl's brain before: 🥚
Crystahhhl's brain now: 🍳
That couple is a rollercoaster ride. 🤦🏻♀️
Kiryu is officially a dilf
11:37 BEST. HEADCANON. EVER!
I got an ad.
The Yakuza x Persona universe exists.
@@Kelvin_Foo That would explain so much, and I hate that.
"Everybody in this game is a turtle." Yeah. They are. Not even a joke.
Blockuza 3
Guile style turtles all right
Two different types of games separated by one chapter welcome to Yakuza
The whole orphan plot was the best part of Yakuza 3 in my opinion
This and Yakuza 7 probably made me cry the most outta the entire series
*sees notification*
*Crystaahhl continues Yakuza journey*
YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!
kiryu just looks so manly in his okinawa shirt
Love these reactions to Yakuza. Been playing in order (up to 5 now) and they still can throw me threw a loop somehow
Hooooo boy, just wait until 7. I like to describe that one as "If the Main Story universe and the Substory universe collided, with Ichiban as the nexus."
I didn't know that couple still in this game.
That gave me headache and make me prepare.. for the deep shit
They have one more Substory in Kamurocho.
SWEET HOME OKINAWA
Kiryu best playable videogame dad
Kratos would like a word with you
Asura literally killed god because god made his daughter cry. If anyone deserves the title of best dad, it's him.
@@lpk675 It took him a while, though. Like....hundreds of thousands of years, maybe?
@@savvassavvides6681 Kratos killed his own daughter.
@@savvassavvides6681 Kratos is a shit dad lol.
13:43 With the way you said it, I was busting out laughing. I seriously need to watch one of your streams one day.
14:20 WHAT THE FUCCKKK
Lol the facial reactions to Mizuki saying they're siblings, you can literally see the brain cells dying 💀
*How to recover brain cells*
Google: “You know, blueberries and dark chocolate are good. Oh! Also gotta exercise and be health in general!”
Bing: *”JUST HAVE SEX AND BE A CHAD.”*
24:20 I mean responsible in the streets, ferocious in the sheets
They say Kratos was the best dad, they were wrong.
Kiryu is the Best Dad
Damn,kiryu is away for 2 years and majima is that drained,look at his cheeks!
Kiryu-chan Withdrawal is a serious condition. Why do you think he had to constantly ambush Kiryu over and over in Kiwami 1? He had to recover from a 10 year dry period.
Nothing will ever change how much swag and drip daigo had in 2
Your soul looked like it died during that side story
14:25 I...do not have the lifetime to unpack how f'd up this was. *BLEGH*
lmao i really love your y3 prediction, so accurate *chefs kiss*
Imagine what must've gone through that npc's head. Facing off against a revered member of the Tojo Clan, mentally preparing for a flurry of fists, only to be knocked backwards, as this legendary Dragon of Dojima scrapers off, bellowing apologies as he bolts. Somehow, I can't help but cackle at the thought.
I'm loving these playthroughs! I can't wait until you get to 5
I collected like 25 worms in this game
"I need to buy drugs" Crystal, 2021
how do you go from a daddy simulator to this ? just another type of daddy
14:41 wait there was a fake baby along the way you can't just skip over that shit.
Kiryuu is still as pure as the day he was born.
14:25 *spits cola out of mouth*
Me: THATS IT, IM DONE IM F'ING DONE. *BEGONE!!*
12:06 no escapeeeeee
I wonder what kind of person Akechi would be if he Kiryu as his dad instead of Shido
BAHAHAHAHHA WHY DID THE VIDEO END LIKE THAT SDJASNJASDNJKANKDDNSADSJ
crystAAHHL: *watches Kiryu fight bald fatty man with towel on*
9:50 So I know people think this is racist, but it's really not. Having a racial preference for your partner, even as a child, can be racially decided without being racist. I can prefer Spanish and Japanese women over American without being a racist.
She didn't say "I can't be with him *because* he's black" - she said "I just can't see myself dating a black guy!"
And finally: There should be absolutely nothing else than yourself that should decide your partner. If you don't like people with blue eyes, then you do you - that's still not... eyist.
YESSSS. You've quickly become one of my favorite youtubers and my favorite streamer. I'm so excited to see how you handle the increased craziness and sadness of the Yakuza games.
I didn’t enjoy Yakuza 3 much after playing Kiwami 2, but this play through is fun.
My mum walked in during that Kanzo fight... 😅
7:54 Yakuza is "wow Kiryu I can't believe writers let you have 4 boyfriends!" with Daigo, Majima, Tachibana and Nishiki. 😁
A dad simulator? Yes it is
Say what you want to about Yakuza 3, but I actually kind of love how much of A Dad Stimulator the game is. Also Wide Kiryu is always a treat to us all
14:18 - 15:30
Just prepare to lose all your brain cells after this people and mine still hasn't come back fully even now
I lost it at oniichan.
20:00 Oh no, she's grown too many brain cells
Rikiya literally said nya in that segment btw
Did you finally get your Yakuza-Style back tattoo yet?
EXEPERT FISHERMAN what of megalodon sharks bare handed 😵
Straightest Yakuza game
you dont want a yakuza tatoo espacily if you want to go to japan
But did we have sex? That made me laugh. A dad simulator? That is perhaps why it is my fave Yakuza game after 6 and Like a Dragon being a single dad myself. Trying to be a good dad and a good person. I guess I look like a turtle too. You want a woman in top of you? That is the best position to be in. What else could I want? A pistachio ice cream in Rome.
spare you? this is golf not bowling lol
Is no one gonna point out the fact that Crystal called an eight year old girl a Bitch?! 🤣🤣
4:45
DAD SIMULATOR??? I miss my dads.
Riona be based
Is yakuza 3 yessssss
9:52
This was *not* poggers
(This is NOT a criticism of her response, I’m simply trying to make a joke)
What happened to the other videos?
I want to play the Yakuza games, but I'm scared I'm not gonna like them
I'd say it's at least worth trying them, they go on sale on the PlayStation store all the time too. And btw, if you do play one just keep In Mind that it might take a minute to really get into it.
@@bradenarcader1476 I've already finished All of the games that are on steam except like a dragon. Which I'm currently playing
@@TMSFE that's cool. I shoulda guessed with the Majima pfp lol. I'm currently on Yakuza 4 but I also played 6 before the others because it got shipped to me instead of 0 haha
u make an amazing BIG SIS SIS
3 is way better than 2 and 5
Here before ten views
No
poggers, time for the worst mainline yakuza game
Naw, that’s 5.
Naw that's 4
The original is the worst, especially the version we got in the west. It's a miracle Yakuza ever became a franchise with that first entry.
First?
No
I don’t know why you care but, go click newest first and scroll down
BAHAHA
Dude you’re literally speed running these games that have as much content as a persona game and your only releasing 2 videos for each entry now? How can you title a video Finale if it’s literally the second one relating to that game? At the very least make 3 total videos for each game, otherwise I find it hard to believe you’re playing these games because you genuinely enjoy them instead of just for the content
You...DO realize these are highlight videos of the best moments right? Have you by any chance checked out her stream channel? It has the full uncut streams. there's no speed running happening here
@@Ashurman666 I'm watching her streams. She skips a looot of content and while people can play stuff how they want, she's skipping so much content by actively ignoring the substories and Idk, I feel like if you're streaming stuff you can afford to just fuck around with the game.
Ah yes the worst game in the series