Ron Swanson & Food: The Ultimate Love Story | Parks and Recreation
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- Unless it's his food's food...
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The man was fully aware that Ron was looking forward to a good steak, and then tried to feed him big grilled mushrooms like it was the same thing. Disrespect at its finest.
He does that all the time because it’s healthier. He literally was told to bring a cake to a party and instead he made a loaf of vegetables and Ron was pissed off again. “Not only does this exist, you have also deprived us of cake.”
@@infinitedepression4508 yeah, Chris is a nice guy but he's kinda a jerk with his habit of bringing/making food no one wants even when he knows they expect something else
@@anunknownentity1637 , I couldn’t remember the vegan athlete in Parks and Recreation because he wasn’t a stoner vegan I forgot about his name entirely.
My father always said, “we accommodate vegetarians when they come to eat, but they never accommodate for us.”😂😂😂
Vegans and health food nuts are two people that I am greatly displeased by their very existence, but I know that it would trouble me far too much to do anything about them except quite possibly sit down with the biggest juiciest plate of steaks I can find and eat it right in front of them. the amount of salt in the air will be enough to preserve five deceased bodies.
"You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats."
Laugh every time at that
IK LMAO THAT WAS THE BEST
Great line
I use that line religiously.
Thanks for this comment, the world deserves for that joke to be recognized
Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit 😭😭😭😭
Ron: Bacon wrapped shrimp
Ann: No, thank you
Ron: I wasn't offering
Cracks me up every time
How many times has there been?
@@stacyhamilton2619 it's funny everytime
@@marcoskolioulis3522
Every time.
I'm not entirely sure if he was gloating about being in possession of bacon wrapped shrimp or simply informing his friend of the joy that comes with knowing that bacon wrapped shrimp exists
Lol he was bragging
*giggles* "Andy wait up!"
Yet still the manliest man ever
I always thought that was Andy!!!
@@eduardo_moya SAME 😅
@@eduardo_moya same!
I reckon to a small degree Ron didn't have much of a childhood with friends he enjoyed the company of. So I think this could of been a glimpse of his inner child coming out.
Every true man is just a big child.
“When I eat, it’s the food that’s scared”
Makes sense
I had a stroke reading that
Sausage Party looking ass
And yet the food bit back in season five when they got food poisoning
Amazing, I believe him.
Leslie's finger guns really add to the punchline
I love how Ron basically acts like April and Andy are his kids.
Pretty much
I love how April and Andy basically act like Ron is their dad.
Oh no there kids wouldn’t be coming out right 😱😬
Ron is everyone's dad
@@mrgoomba1259 they would be the best damn people in the world
"You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats". Gets me every time lol
“Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”
I'd like to see Ron Swanson interact with Red Forman.
"This is not my dinner, this is what I feed my dinner." -Beau from the ranch.
Ron smiling over his shoulder at the strip club buffet is peak sunshine joy.
Those are the best Strip Clubs
The only time someone should unbuckle their belt at a strip club is if there’s a god damned breakfast buffet; change my mind
The plate wielding was nice too
@@evanward4303 That was classic! 😀
Do buffets in strip clubs like that actually exist? Those biscuits and gravy and bacon looked absolutely amazing!
you forgot the scene where Ron tries to eat a banana, hates it, then stuffs it in a burger to eat it
That scene is sooo GD funny
It's probably because they put it in the health check up vid
Not to mention he had to look at a picture of his wife and kids
Actually, puting a banana in the burguer is a very commom thing in Brazil, specially If the bananas are fried
@@hermanoguimaraes6343 sounds delicious
“That’s a party platter it serves 12 people” “I know what I’m about son”
These will not be necessary
Alright, party time
Sounds like a decent breakfast to me. I'd take 2 for lunch and 2 for dinner as well.
I wish they would have shown him eating all of it :D
God damn I wish I remembered this line earlier this year when I was at restaurant ordering a XXL burger and the waiter were doubting me and said "That is a pretty big burger". Needless to say but I finished that big boy and left the coleslaw on the plate.
“I haven’t eaten lunch since yesterday” is such an underrated line.
7:26 guy sniffing waitresses hair?
@@SirBlotJean Ralphio
Imagine if Nick Offerman started a BBQ channel as Ron Swanson and remained in character throughout the entire series
Why not? Lagavulin Scotch already has whiskey for him lol
and only had 3 recipes. A hamburger, porterhouse, hot dog.
@@chaitanyamaddineni2020 can't leave out bacon lol
@@chaitanyamaddineni2020 turkey leg wrapped in bacon. The swanson
@@kenshin5150A guy known as Babish made the Swanson.
Tom almost lost his girlfriend after Ron took a bite of his turkey leg
ngl i only noticed her in that scene.
Yup
she's probably veggin 😂 and she thinks people who eta meat is monster
@@badreedinedjellali1328 I doubt it, after that exchange Ron walks off and she comments "That dude rules"
800th like
The saddest thing in this show was that we never got to see Ron eat at Mulligan’s Steakhouse.
Seriously
Not Even in a flashback
I mean the show wasn't rated M
Are you serious? I’m thinking about watching this show.
@@Perciprius_91 it’s good, watch it
Ron Swanson staring down Mike Ehrmantraut for the last bacon wrapped shrimp is godly
Put down the shrimp, Ron.
That's the Kid named Finger, show some respect
“Salad is the traditional first course at a wedding, sir.”
“Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”
That’s one of my favorite things to say
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That, "Andy, wait up" never fails to make me giggle like a schoolgirl
YES!!!!!! omfg dude I laugh at that every single time lol, it's amazing
Every time I think it’s Andy giggling but then I hear Ron say Andy and laugh
You ARE a schoolgirl, Mary.
@@Rugmunchersauce3what a pair of Marys
@@constantinet1800me I thought it was Andy at first and when I heard Ron voice shout out that last line while giggling I lost it.😆
One thing I really love about Leslie is that she tracked down a mulligans and bought a huge steak with tons of sauce and good whiskey for Ron’s birthday. Even rented good movies and got a taxi on standby for him, that’s a good friend right there.
And wrangled his crazy ex wife for an entire night so he could have a good date
Ron yelling out when he sees mushrooms on the grill is HILARIOUS
Whatcha talking about? That was horrifying.
Imagine thinking about a good steak, then the image shatters at the realization that what is on the grill is not a steak but a god damn mushroom.
Looking back at that scene, you're right, they were Mushrooms. I thought they were mushrooms on the steak. Wow, I'd freak out too.
i don't blame him, mushrooms are disgusting
It’s like being told you were getting Chicken Parmigiana and getting a frozen chicken tender with American cheese and ketchup. Even then, you’d at least have the bare minimum of what you were expecting. Giving a man like Ron a grilled mushroom when he was expecting a steak isn’t just misleading, it’s almost offensive.
Not to mention Chris pulled a low blow on Ron. Healthier option implies that there are other options. If there is only one option, then it isn't an option
I still love ron smiling thinking about his first mulligan’s steak.
Yeah, pure joy. I love when he says "look at me there, I was just a kid" about the pic of himself, when he looked exactly the same as he does now.
@@RByrne except that the apron has spillage of steak in the picture...
You never forget your first
I also like the fact that the steaks at Mulligan’s got bigger each time he visited.
Still a better love story than twilight.
I think Ron is the most relatable guy when it comes to dietary habits
Why are you everywhere
Fun fact! If you relate to Ron Swanson's diet, you have scurvy!
@@Raegoer , vegetables unlike fruits needs the unhealthy foods to make the healthy foods tastes good, so why would I eat a plain salad whenever I can eat a plain salmon on my plates, so yes the foods that Ron eats unlike the vegan athlete in Parks and Recreation is a person that understands how dietary habits of human beings have kept our species alive for billions of years.
We meet again
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Kept our species alive for billions of years, eh? Interesting theory, professor. (I'm not even disagreeing entirely that eating animal products is more nutritionally complete)
When Ron Swanson eats it’s violently American.
Love this 😂👍
Also sometimes weirdly sexual, like that turkey leg.
I only watch him eat and I lost may appetite because of much food 😂 this man is a machine
When he eats, it is the food that is scared
Ron eats so much meat that all the cholesterol became part of his body eating a piece of his flesh would give you diabetes and high cholesterol vegetables give him heart attacks
Chris pratt looks like he is having so much fun in this show.
Too much fun
He has an interview that explains how he almost accidentally landed the role. My man is just grateful and it shows in his performance. Have a blessed one.
Plus he gets to be all over Abery Plaza, that doesn’t hurt either
“Too much fun, what’s that mean? It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing.” Daryl singleton
He's always the one having the most fun in anything he works in. He's like a young hot Jack Black
Ron’s reaction to Mulligan’s closing is legit. When I saw my favorite Chinese restaurant had closed, I was almost in tears. I had been eating there since before I can actually remember, and losing it was like losing a piece of my childhood.
April is the daughter that Ron never had.
And andy is his son-in-law
And the lover that I want.
@@HeyMyLifeIsLibby yeah chris pratts pretty hot
And yet somehow the daughter he had.
Ron has like 3 actual daughters by the end of the show.
"I'm gonna get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal, dealer's choice." 🤣🤣🤣
"Please and thank you" I always appreciate how Ron will say that when he is ordering somewhere
Ron screaming in horror when he sees the mushrooms on the grill never gets old
*WHAT IN THE DEVIL’S NAME IS THIS?!*
Honestly, he reacted better than I was expecting
I thought Leslie was gonna have to keep him from committing homicide
followed by the stroke
Now that’s a true American
"I am surrounded by a lot of women in this department, and that includes the men."
Mostly Tom
@@mikkelnpetersen and god damn jerry
Sounds like were i did work...and the place before that...and the place before that....
How did it go?
"Boys ----> Men
"Men ----> Gladiators
"Gladiators -----> Swansons"
I mean hes not wrong
Leslie goes to Indianapolis for the state house...
Ron goes to Indianapolis for the steak house
Only one of those provides a service that is essential for human life ;)
Why doesn't he go to St. Elmo's instead if his favorite steak house is closed?
@@alexiaNBC
Hey, it's Ron fucking Swanson, he's know more than any of us. Though, it is sad to see him in a state when he saw his favorite place is closed, and then was about to be serve a mushroom steak by the ignorant Chris
@@alexiaNBC because st. Elmos is overrated and over priced. Try murphys craft house. Its near giest.
Ron's and Mikes eye contact when it came to the last shrimp🤣🤣🤣
Mike is one of the only guys who could match Ron's testosterone 😂
I was expecting a duel to the death.
"Here's what's gonna happen,Ron. You're gonna let me have the last bacon-wrapped shrimp. I'm gonna have to hear you say it. Say 'I'll let you have the last bacon-wrapped shrimp.'"- Kid named Finger
I wanna know who won
The way he just stabs Jean-Ralphio with the kebab kills me every time!
💀💀💀💀💀
He's so clinical about it. "First I shall direct the kebab skewer horizontally. Then I will move it in the direction of the approaching hand. Upon contact, I shall withdraw the skewer, then continue eating."
@@jerodast DISCOMBULATE
What about when he ate 52 eggs at JJs diner then had his picture on the wall under the name "man"? 😂
The last ten were still in the shell. ~Diner dude
Just casually displays unfettered brilliance while simply eating breakfast
“thaTs tOo mUcH iNfOrMaTiOn
51
most eggs
Ron pouring the salad back and saying a convincing “mmh delicious” is one of my favorite moments in the entire show
Same 😂😂😂
Yep, freaking hilarious. 😅😅😅😅
"I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department, and that includes the men"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dear frozen yogurt
Be ice cream, or be nothing.
Ron Swason.
@@camdenlease7504 ķj*
I think he was talking about Tom
Followed immediately by the most gay shot possible. Hilarious timing.
I read this as he was saying it🤣🤣
"Why do people eat anything else besides breakfast food?"
"People are idiots, Leslie."
People are idiots.
Sad but true.
How about lunch food
@@williammcleod8322 breakfast food is much better
@@imshooketh1500 does breakfast food include steak, chicken, buckmeat or fries?
@@williammcleod8322 no, but it includes cereal, bacon, eggs, waffles, toasts
"Even though it is bad for me, I am going to do it."
Love Ron.
There’s a deleted scene in the strip club where he asks a stripper to “refill his plate with a bit of everything. And an emphasis on bacon”.
I want to see it
Love how he goes through all five stages of grief when the steakhouse is closed.
"When I eat it is the food that is scared" has the same energy as "I hope food poisoning understands how I work, I've never met a burger I couldn't eat"
Solid choices, Ron is based on teddy.
Ron would bankrupt a Brazilian steakhouse....
More like help them build three more restaurants with the food he bought
Fernanes in Newark, New Jersey is amazing.
good thing he doesn't go much for ethnic food.
Ron Swanson and Homer Simpson at a all you can eat buffet. There will be nothing left.
@@wolfdwarf meat is meat. I don't think he'd mind.
“There’s been a mistake; You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats” lmaooooo
I can honestly feel Ron's pain. I felt the same when Moishe's in Montreal shut down. A sirloin and a Monte Carlo potato with fried liver and onions for starters was my go to birthday meal for ages.
You've got a hell of a stomach brother
Same except with me it was a Pho place, it was a bit of a drive away but all my friends loved it, my dad and my brothers loved it as well, they had an amazing pho bowl, it was massive with shrimp, chicken, fish patties and assorted veggies. As soon as the pandemic happened they immediately shut down, when I realized they packed and left I was heartbroken. Luckily they have a sister location but the city it's in is a bit farther but I'm pretty sure they're still open
Same there was this shithole diner I lived by my entire life that was locally owned one day during covid I went to call for a takeout order and they were out of buisness I almost cried
It is weird....I am American, but not the biggest fan of French Fries. There was this place called "Neptune's Net," on the beach, that made the best STEAK FRIES EVER!!! (big, thick, crunchy on the outside, soft and burning hot on inside).
I hadn't been in years, went back....new ownership, store bought crinkle cut fries. Terrible....never been back since
I feel your pain. Over where I live, there used to be a place called the Herritage Cafeteria; best roast beef you can have. And one day, it just closed, no announcement, no warning, just...gone.
"Andy wait up" is the cutest funniest things ever
“My father told me a limp handshake were for weak men and communists. He hated both”
“Well done Tommy” 😭😂🤣😆💀
She wants a taste of the swanson too
@@appa609 You're talking about the menu item, right?
@@shaunm6383 yes'nt
Explains why he painfully rejected Jean-Ralphio's handshake at 7:30. He knew that would be a limp grip not worth the palm-on-palm contact.
@@TheKersey475 exactly.
The way Lesley looks at Chris after seeing the mushrooms just says “cmon man. You knew this was gunna be a bad idea...”
Im pretty sure its safe to say that Ron just killed Mike over a bacon wrapped shrimp.
I understand your enthusiasm for Ron... but nobody, I mean nobody can kill Mike fuckin Ehrmantraut.
@@GPGowda
*Heisenberg joined the chat*
@@GPGowda Heisenberg: Hold my hat.
I think the situation here can be described with the case of 'When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.'
MR WHITE NOOO
There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food. -Ron Swanson
Aadhithyan Nagarajan what about the Charles mulligans Steak House shut down sadness
@@bigpigeon2384 well technically in the end he ate a whole bunch of eggs and bacon after he didn't get the steak. sorry I mean "all of the eggs and bacon". so breakfast food was still his go to cure for that sadness
There has never been a time in my life that I would have turned down a plate of bacon and eggs for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
I can actually believe that.
A good breakfast can make your bad day better.
“Look at me, I’m just a kid” gets me every time 😂😂
I love how Ron's automatic response to seeing Jon Ralphio is to stab him with he nearest sharp objects😂😂❤️
Meat deficiency is serious and very real.
Remember to eat your morning steak, most important steak of the day.
Steak, not stake. A stake is what you use to kill vampires. Or burn witches.
@@sugoruyo But a simple typo
@Hal McAdams I do not have dyslexia!
@Hal McAdams I do have lysdexia and your comment makes my brain cry and my eyes laugh evil little laughs
Life of Goober, as a member of AND, National Dyslexics Association, I object to this silliness!
"I will have 16 eggs, and half a dead animal - dealer's choice. Please and thank you."
You know that spending the night in the company of Ron Swanson would be a night you would never forget.
And at the end you’d eat a steak pan fried in salted butter, then put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.
@@codieomeallain6635 Courtesy of a lot of Lagavulin 16.
“What happened to the steaks in there when they got closed? Do you... think they got eaten?”
That scene was too dark and sad for a comedy show. Seeing a steakhouse get closed down made me cry for days.
This clip here is the first time I've seen that (all the other scenes I've seen elsewhere). And ... it was sooooo sad!
Ron is my spirit animal when it comes to food.
Mine is joey from friends
That's something a 12 year old girl would say.
Mine too.
Same here.
Abhijith S I am actually both.
7:09 Ron’s childish laughter warms my heart
The way he runs like a girl makes it even funnier 😂
how could you not include the ron vs criss cook off
Onkar Deshpande awww he didnt? Am still watching and was hoping for it
They just wanna make the video 10 minutes for the UA-cam money
@@omaralsabbagh3606 Yes, when people take time out of their days to make a youtube video / a compilation of clips from a show, there's a teeny chance they might want to get paid whilst doing it! Good solve though.
@@pepsiknight8016 it's not any people, it's the official UA-cam channel of the series, and since it brings them money via UA-cam they would continue to do it, another source of revenue is always a good idea.
@@Taifune81 same
They just boarded her up like she was just... some common warehouse 😭
Grant Bradshaw
most dramatic moment i've seen on tv
"I shouldve been here"
There was a Chinese buffet near where I lived that shut down because they had employed illegal immigrants. It's my favorite restaurant even to this day. I literally cried when I found out that it had closed.
The sheer audacity
What happened to the steaks that were in there? Do you think they got eaten?
Ron freaking out after he saw that Mulligan's had shut is how I felt when the last remaining Sizzler in Australia, which was in my home town, closed down forever in 2020. It's a shattering feeling when your favorite restaurants leave you.
I know...Ponderosa Steakhouse in my town...gone but not forgotten!
It was like back in the day when Chili's took the tuna steak sandwich off their menu. I went there specifically for my favorite thing on earth, and when the waitress said they no longer have it, I nearly lost my mind. I hadn't even looked at the menu, lol.
Here in the state of Washington, we had a really great place called Flamin' Joe's. Now my step dad loved this place. Had 5 photos of him on their wall of fame for enduring their hot wing challenge. So last month for Father's day, my mom and I were taking him to the restaurant when we discovered that it was closed. The owner was caught in a drug operation and had sold the restaurant. My step father is a stoic man... but when I saw him cry that day, I knew it was true heartbreak.
Since discovering this show Ron has become my hero. I can’t wait to use “you’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats” or “it’s a whole new meat delivery system” for real.
Ron and Mike Ehrmantraut. The two greatest tv characters from the last 20 years.
"I know what I'm about, son."
-Ron Swanson, Legend
Look at me just a kid 😂
Ron's giggle as he's chasing after Andy gets me every time. "Hehehehaa Andy, wait up!"
7:27 Ron has no chill xD
There's no bad moment to stab Jean-Ralphio at all, but that one was spot on.
I did not realize until today. That was Mike Ehrmantraut !!
That trash was smelling that poor woman's hair.
Ron has my respect.
7:27 ron stabs sonic
"What i said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have" 😂🍳🥓
Do you understand?
That was EPIC!
*all*
My sister got that on a t-shirt
5:00 : < These wont be necessary. > [removes the vegetables from the platter] That line kills me everytime. XD
I have no idea why but the line “I haven’t had lunch since yesterday” always makes me chuckle. The way it just sits there is so funny to me
First you take the cow to the killing floor!! 🎵🎵🎵
I read this as he said it.
6:15
*"You had me at Meat Tornado"*
🤣
“Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was ‘Give me all… the bacon and eggs… you have.’”
His voice didn’t change once. That man knew he was fully serious.
If a man orders all the bacon and eggs you have with that much conviction in his face and voice, you better do what he says, damn it.
7:54 $1.00 hotdogs? Yeah, that'd be my favorite restaurant too.
I love the anecdote that Chris Pratt was actually eating all the food instead of spitting it out (like actors are supposed to).
Nick offerman did that as well
Why?
@@jaimerivera1898 If the question is to why actors spit out food: it's because if a scene involves the consumption of food, then the actors would need to spit the food out in a concealed bucket inbetween takes (especially if the scene requires multiple takes) to avoid the actors getting sick. Chris Pratt being able to eat all the food for every take just shows how big an appetite he's got.
8:00 When I eat, it is the food that is scared. 😁
Unless its mini calzones
7:27 This had me rolling on the floor😂
Ron is easily one of the best characters in TV history.
By far
Ron’s giggling warms my heart
7:05 hearing Ron laugh like this warms my heart, its like the times when squadward lets loose and acually has fun
7:16 The Crossover No one asked for but are forever grateful we have it.
"Why is everyone else so bad at eating?"
7:15 this scene was so full of testosterone that my muscles gained a 20% increase
That eyebrow raise when he mentioned meat tornado though, man knows what he wants 🤣
Listening to Ron giggle chasing after Andy like a kid is just too funny 😂
I love Ron’s gleeful smile right before he dives into a meal
“ I think they forgot to unlock the door” . Lol lol
7:55 love how his face shows how proud he is like "mhm, yep, that's me"
"ill get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal, dealers choice please and thank you" cant get over that line
“I know what I’m about, son” is definitely a line I have used in real life. Respect, Ron…
2:14 I felt really bad for Ron in this entire episode
You can’t just take a man’s steak place just like that. There has to be a law against it, right?
And Chris being healthy he's known ron for years yet he still tries to try to make him eat healthy stuff
@@giovannicervantes2053 Chris should really be more considerate for his meat loving friend.
@@SamL456 yeah and if he wanted ron to eat them he should have put them in a pan and not on the grill
@@giovannicervantes2053 Very inconsiderate of Chris
that scene when ron giggles like a child gets me everytime.
"When I eat, it is the food that is scared"
One of the greatest, and most relatable things I've ever heard
Watching this while I consume half a dozen eggs, four sausage patties, and two pieces of toast at midnight because I was hungry. Never has it tasted so damn good. God bless Ron Swanson.
bruh that sounds amazing
i really hope youre still alive to react to my comment
@@jlee3361 why wouldn't I be?
6:31 - Ron ate half his tray in the time it took to throw a football. Meat delivery successful.
7:20 Lmao Ron and Mike looked like they were ready to throw hands over that single shrimp…
you do not take Mike Ehrmantraut’s shrimp
“You accidentally gave me the food that my food eats” ….the best salad description ever……..
The closing of Charles Mulligan's Steak House is one of the most heartbreaking moments in the show.
“I’d go to a banquet that honored those Somali pirates if they served bacon wrapped shrimp”
The way Ron giggled when he and Andy were running from the parking lot is amazing
7:23 Mike Ehrmantraut?! Wasn’t expecting to see him so far from Albuquerque
"I am starving, I haven't had lunch since yesterday " 😆
"first you take the cow to the killing floor" has to be one of the best obscure lines in the show lol
I love how Andy and Ron get along just because of food