maybe its one of those cases where its better as a highlight but as a long stream it got old, but yeah if they didnt like it they can just watch something else these people dont have to stay to watch what they dont like
People still don't realize jerma can make any game entertaining, no matter how boring it may seem. I've seen all the full house flipper streams, they were a real trip.
People didn't like the house flipper streams? That was some of the best stuff Jerma's ever done in my opinion. The wall dad bit was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
"But you tell it so good, I want to hear the story of the steamer jerma985 predicting that we have horns and extra eyes that spew blood because of 7G again dad, you're the best"
"The local radio says that he was under the influence, and then he found his way over into the barbershop and he saw the police were notified. Later that evening he saw himself with a revolver in his hand and he was-" - P.T. by Hideo Kojima
"Jerm." "Yes, father?" "Can you, like, split yourself into five guys, Jerm?" "I HAVE SPLIT. I HAVE SPLIT INTO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE, FATHER, NOW WE CAN BE SIX GUYS AND MAKE THE BEST HOUSE FLIPS." "Spare no expense, Jerm."
I think if you no-scoped a colonoscopy, that would kinda defeat the purpose.. At that point, you're just putting a tube up someone's ass.. No camera, no fancy electronics, it's just a wire.. That would suck.. (like if you read that in jerma's voice)
"Yeah, you think you're a tough guy? You ever take medical equipment up the ass without sedation? Yeah, I didn't think so." - Jeremy Elbertson Harrington Nine-Hundred-Eighty-Five
@@scrithen2836 During his first Incredible Hulk stream he set up a bookshelf with a couple of pop figures, to which the chat responded to it by calling him a Redditor
That actually happened to me, I was in the Universal Studios Resort not really that impressed by the rides. (So many of them are just the same shake rides with different screens.) But when we were going to get food, a random employee dressed up is a Dr. Doom costume shoved me out of the way saying “GET OUT OF MY WAY! DR. DOOM HAS PLACES TO BE!” I then immediately took my picture with him, and it was my favorite part of being there.
12:10 i have no idea why, it could be placebo, or just that im feeling bad atm, but that room really made me feel anxious too, it made me feel sick even. like a headache and i felt queezy in my stomache, jerma litterly found a cursed room in a virtual game.
Little did we all know that after the death of Big Boss the Les Enfants Terribles project continued, this time with Jeremy Elbertson as the cloning subject. The Patriots got all of their samples from the bedsheets from his moms bed.
I muted and paused the video, then closed the browser, then closed my pc, took my headphones off, Unplugged my pc from the wall, left the room, blocked my ears, and the hammer sound effect still played in my head
What i took away from this video: Jerma thinks that Wireless connections can grow you horns and extra eyes, and he also feels like the flowers in his garden are watching him, giving him anxiety attacks.
I remember one neighbor paid me $60 one day to mow their lawn and how grateful I was, but he explained that is actually a fair amount for the work I did. The veil was then lifted of how every other person was taking advantage of me in the neighborhood for $20. Yes this is 20 years ago so maybe that $20 is worth $50 with inflation.
Honestly, I thought it was funnier that his brain was so fucked by the end that he typed wrap into the search bar after saying he was going to wrap it up soon.
Considering Jerma let chat bully him into crawling out of a window to pick up a champagne cork, one that they convinced him to shoot outside in the first place, I believe him when he says throwing cans out his window would bring him actual physical pain.
Jerma instinctively searches reddit when presented with a search bar. As if the pop figures weren’t enough, we have even more definitive proof of Jerma being a Redditor
"Crazed redditor has manic episode, rants about 5G and DNA cloning while mowing lawn with weed wacker"
okay of all the headline jokes, THIS ONE takes the cake, +10
@@massivebrosive this is no joking matter.
Jerma, the man who never litters, not because of enviroment reasons, but becuase of his fear of someone cloning him
Yep
Should be a threat for the public, maybe that'll make People stop being asshats and destroying the environment.
@@midenarithmos9200 But what if, in cloning litterers, we just make more litterers :o
Whoop Touché
Cease your investigations
Streamer so addicted to reddit he automatically types it into any search bar he can find
"A dwarf browsed reddit just for news. This is what happened to his brain."
@@Zorro9129 redditemia
Running through the isles in Best Buy typing Reddit into every computer he sees
aisles
@@cacao2cream369 I'm imagining the Mega64 Deus Ex skit but instead of hacking he's just typing "reddit" onto a notepad document
House Flipper makes some of the funniest Jerma moments imo, not sure why everyone didn’t really like it at first.
maybe its one of those cases where its better as a highlight but as a long stream it got old, but yeah if they didnt like it they can just watch something else these people dont have to stay to watch what they dont like
People still don't realize jerma can make any game entertaining, no matter how boring it may seem. I've seen all the full house flipper streams, they were a real trip.
AwesomeTris; For sure, moments like Jerma flipping a house into a mall will forever be one of my favorite moments.
cause the streams were basically jerma trying to come up with as many bits as possible to keep people's attention since the game is so coma inducing
People didn't like the house flipper streams? That was some of the best stuff Jerma's ever done in my opinion. The wall dad bit was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
"Dad, tell me that story again about how the streamer jerma985 predicted we'd have horns and extra eyes that spew blood because of 7G"
“I mean, that’s it you just said the whole story”
"But you tell it so good, I want to hear the story of the steamer jerma985 predicting that we have horns and extra eyes that spew blood because of 7G again dad, you're the best"
“Scientists can take DNA from gum you chewed and make a person out of it, I saw it happen.” -Jerma “I’m not a Schizophrenic” Elbertson
I can't tell if the 7g thing is satire or not
@@dragoncat9153 If you need to wonder whether something Jerma says is satire or not, it is.
"The local radio says that he was under the influence, and then he found his way over into the barbershop and he saw the police were notified. Later that evening he saw himself with a revolver in his hand and he was-"
- P.T. by Hideo Kojima
A true classic.
Timbers = Shivered
him justifying the removal of a beautiful garden by claiming he felt watched by the plants is insane
"Welcome to the world of politics" *explosion*
That glitch had me laughing for the first time in a long time.
Best comment
"I'm not a wuss."
*Squeals at mole*
13:36 REDDIT ADDICT CONFIRMED
Get this, he put *reddit* all over my garden
Jesus i have the same problem, i'll be in the steam store and just randomly type reddit. Jerma is a reddit addict like me god damn it.
flashback to reddit room
Re-he-he-he-reddit
@@brian_cream Imagine publicly admitting that. *S H A M E*
"Jerm."
"Yes, father?"
"Can you, like, split yourself into five guys, Jerm?"
"I HAVE SPLIT. I HAVE SPLIT INTO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE, FATHER, NOW WE CAN BE SIX GUYS AND MAKE THE BEST HOUSE FLIPS."
"Spare no expense, Jerm."
Borglar
ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU, FATHER
fire up the grill dreeb
Jerma would be able to do the Dreeb voice filter without a voice filter
Crossover
every clip in this video can be used to prove that jerma is clinically insane
House flippers when they forget to flip the house gravity to normal
Shit! The ground is shaking!
Jerma HATES bio-diversity in gardens
“Give me my ethnogarden NOOWW” - Anthony Banthony
Running for office near you!
Jerma considers clovers to be weeds
Connor Menkins Ethnogarden. Yeah, the term farm was outdated anyway.
50 50 is it really a farm if you don’t harvest it?
Claims the "International Dandelion has commited usury against his people" and is now looking into a "Final Solution"
reddit moment was the actual best
How many hecks you having? At least 3 is my guess.
wtf asrile udertal cracer
yes quite good, though I definitely would NOT want to know the source. definitely....
@@StationaryGamingReal Any less than 13 hecks is unacceptable.
@@NWWfan pls dont disturb asriel while he eats icecream :(
Local man drowns in his own above ground pool after filling it with purified water, going under and drinking.
jerma refuses to litter because 1: he'd get caught and 2: he'd be cloned from it.
This game wiped half of my hard drive when i uninstalled it
I imagine you looked a lot like your profile pic.
Flipped and renovated it*
I later bought that half of your hard drive for $200. Was well worth it.
Is this THE Jeremy who pulled off the 360 no-scope colonoscopy ON STREAM?
I think if you no-scoped a colonoscopy, that would kinda defeat the purpose..
At that point, you're just putting a tube up someone's ass.. No camera, no fancy electronics, it's just a wire..
That would suck..
(like if you read that in jerma's voice)
@@squishybrick god I would love a 360 endoscope colonoscopy
@@squishybrick with no sedation
This comment is the funniest fucking thing.
It was a 985°.
"Yeah, you think you're a tough guy? You ever take medical equipment up the ass without sedation? Yeah, I didn't think so."
- Jeremy Elbertson Harrington Nine-Hundred-Eighty-Five
I'm glad this highlight took this long to be uploaded, the accidental reddit search hits different now that we have the reddit room meme
The what?
Reddit room meme?
@@scrithen2836 During his first Incredible Hulk stream he set up a bookshelf with a couple of pop figures, to which the chat responded to it by calling him a Redditor
Reddit room is a perfect meme for so many reasons
"what the hell is a strawman"
insane streamer screams at a mole, mows entire lawn with weed whacker
That actually happened to me, I was in the Universal Studios Resort not really that impressed by the rides. (So many of them are just the same shake rides with different screens.) But when we were going to get food, a random employee dressed up is a Dr. Doom costume shoved me out of the way saying “GET OUT OF MY WAY! DR. DOOM HAS PLACES TO BE!” I then immediately took my picture with him, and it was my favorite part of being there.
If that happened to me, I wouldn't even be mad. That's just being committed to character, and I gotta respect that.
The Reddit brain-autocorrect is too relatable
2:44 This is one of Jerma's funniest moments ever
broke: storing your money in a mattress
woke: storing your money in firefox
Average sized streamer takes month off from streaming due to chat bullying him for years on end
he's recovering from his height adjustment surgery
What’s the actual reason he’s gone? I’m behind.
@@greasybreads9657 He's been having pain for years, and wanted to focus %100 on getting it figured out and hopefully treated.
he's still recovering from that no-sedation colonoscopy
_Life is pain, I ha..._
Jerma was not born as a businessman. If you work for 4 hours and get paid $20, you are getting scammed.
Idk what kinda lawns he was mowing that took him 4 hours to do...
The editors are killing it with these highlights since Jerma left. jermaHeart
since he left?
@@blackbaby6977 he's on medical leave atm, has been for a few weeks
He still hasn't come back. The clone has been pretty good though, albeit a few glitches here and there.
it's very fitting that as soon as he said "welcome to the world of politics" i got jumpscared
Out of everything in this video, the one thing that bugs me most is he kept mowing lawns with a weed eater...
I mow my lawn with a weed wacker
I just buy a bunch of cows to mow my lawn. I get a clean lawn out of it and enough steaks to last multiple months.
@@Alfenium except for all the cow shit
@@rovalin6300 good for fertilizer, fertilizer=more grass=more cow food. The circle of life
oh buddy you'd HATE argentina lemme tell you
"Local, Smaller-Than-Average Streamer Locks Himself in Home Office; Forces Imaginary 'Chat' to Hear About His Colonoscopy. More at Eleven."
My garden literally only has a giant 12ft tall cactus.
No flowers. No other plants. Some bees. No grass.
Florida
Damn streamers, taking their whole computers into the bathroom to play Call of Duty instead of going to church
Local streamer scared of being watched by plants
Local streamer scared of growing extra eyes that throw up blood.
12:10 i have no idea why, it could be placebo, or just that im feeling bad atm, but that room really made me feel anxious too, it made me feel sick even. like a headache and i felt queezy in my stomache, jerma litterly found a cursed room in a virtual game.
liminal space
It's the fuckin doors they freak me out
The feng shui of this room is *fucked*
Little did we all know that after the death of Big Boss the Les Enfants Terribles project continued, this time with Jeremy Elbertson as the cloning subject. The Patriots got all of their samples from the bedsheets from his moms bed.
With Jerma, *every* stream is a colonoscopy! That’s the Jerma guarantee!
Mmmfghh…
I literally did the pog face when I saw a new house flipper video in my feed, genuinely one of my favorite games to watch Jerma play
Did you break your jaw when you pogged?
I don't know how many times I have watched the house with a dad in it's walls
@@zachprouty8595 YES bro,me too!
You did the :y
Good news Jerma we finally wiped out all of the 5G Cell Towers!
fine mowing jerma!
We're saved!
Jerma highlights are one of the few videos where the comments tell me nothing about what is to come. Cryptic af i love
Should have saved that straw man for the sputter walking argument
I love Jeremiah he is one of the few people that can make me laugh.
Thanks man. I appreciate that
@@GolfActual no problem
I love Jerecho he’s the funniest guy in the webnets
I love jennifermy he's funny man.
Jermany is my absolute favorite streamer
The plants looking at you thing is real and it's because of the sprites always turning towards the camera
I lived in a rural area in Taiwan for 10 weeks. Everyone mowed their lawn with weed walkers and it took them an eternity to clear any space.
I muted and paused the video, then closed the browser, then closed my pc, took my headphones off, Unplugged my pc from the wall, left the room, blocked my ears, and the hammer sound effect still played in my head
Local streamer sputter walks into a wall, causes sonic boom
What i took away from this video:
Jerma thinks that Wireless connections can grow you horns and extra eyes, and he also feels like the flowers in his garden are watching him, giving him anxiety attacks.
5g corona got my bussy poppin!!!
No way
I misread poppin
Gary or Jake Busey?
Jerma:*Says there is some freak that does some weird thing that makes no sense to do*. Also Jerma:Thats actually pretty cool.
He does it every time
Local insane asylum escapee mows lawn with weed-wacker, is scared of his own house, and tries to buy reddit.
Days without gulping sound:
0
Jerma waxes philosophical while mowing a lawn with barbershop scissors
Is this the streamer that cloned himself from a piece of gum ON STREAM?!
Millionaire dwarf can’t afford a lawn mower
I remember one neighbor paid me $60 one day to mow their lawn and how grateful I was, but he explained that is actually a fair amount for the work I did. The veil was then lifted of how every other person was taking advantage of me in the neighborhood for $20. Yes this is 20 years ago so maybe that $20 is worth $50 with inflation.
Not sure if this video was made from a recent stream or one 9 months ago but thats just how 2nd Jerma goes and I love it
Everytime he does the gulping ASMR, I leave.
But that's the best part
ikr i cant stand those noises he makes but u gotta push through
Cat puke streamer
I get tickled by the sound of mouths!
Local streamer gaslights and berates his loyal audience over a weedwacker
I love the part where I he reads he’s having an episode and then has to deny it instantly
Jerma browses reddit after wrapping up the stream CONFIRMED.
*Jerma's having an episode... again...*
That anxiety room is literally the resident evil 1 ceiling coming down room ....it also activated PTSD for me lol
8:45 That mole scared me too the first time! So relatable
Honestly, I thought it was funnier that his brain was so fucked by the end that he typed wrap into the search bar after saying he was going to wrap it up soon.
Omg the mole is the funniest Jerma moment of all time
watching these videos from old streams is really satisfying my crave for jerma
Considering Jerma let chat bully him into crawling out of a window to pick up a champagne cork, one that they convinced him to shoot outside in the first place, I believe him when he says throwing cans out his window would bring him actual physical pain.
The hammer bit made be laugh out loud in the middle of class
Old man afraid of the future
Replenish your electrolytes with new, “Garden Fipper DLC”
I love “Garden Flipper DLC”
It’s got what plants crave!
7:55 yeah that sounds about right
The Gum DNA Human Faces thing was real, they featured it in the Philadelphia Museum of Art for a while as part of a future technologies exhibit.
Loving the sudden increase in uploads, hope ya keep it up
Dad locks hides in walls to be protected from 5G
Oh my god, I love all Jerma House Flipper CONTENT. Amazing
Jerma instinctively searches reddit when presented with a search bar. As if the pop figures weren’t enough, we have even more definitive proof of Jerma being a Redditor
More House Flipper, my day is made!
The whole P.T. bit is really underrated, imo
the extra editor that were
brought on have been super consistent, every day uploads for ages now
NO one can stop the sledgehammer.
That bit with the hammer made me wheeze
I have half a million in my bank account and I asked an old man to pay me more than $20 after I mowed his lawn, AITA?
Let’s goooooo best series is back
MORE HOUSE FLIPPER CONTENT!
Oh my god! House Flipper is back!
I love when he uses the whipper snipper for the whole lawn. Jerma u make this harder for yourself...
I swear, one day these vids will catch up with the streams.
jerma uploading a new house flipper video is real shit dude love that
YES another house flipper video
rip jerma, will never forget you
the fact that i got scared as much as jerma . jesus that sound
remind me to come back here in ~2-3 decades to watch this video with my extra eyes
My brother throws cans out his open window. Hes the epitome of a griller.
Compact millionaire house-flipper masochist cuts lawns with weed whacked for $20.
Jerma seems extra insane in this video.
I fucking DIED when the volume of the wall destruction wouldn't turn down xD
First person lawn mowing. Brilliant.
Local streamer is afraid of wireless, low energy radio waves.