I was so tempted to make a Dora picture come on screen for that one to call attention to it, but I was scared it would scar too many people for life haha :)
If i had a nickel for every time someone wrote an "Abraham Lincoln is an incel" fic, i'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
I looked at the competitive handholding one and another great tag on it is “is that a deadly weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to be my fake husband?”
Fun fact: that specific fic is about the main character of the show (who is practically immortal at this point) getting in a fight with cows and nearly getting trampled. Those tags are there because the creator of the show believes that once animals are capable of choosing between doing right and wrong, they are people and are able to be held to human standards. So we have today learned that Jonny Sims does not consider cows to be people, no matter how good they may be.
@@therighttrousers343 Basically it's a warning that there's stuff in that fic that could mentally scar you. They don't want to specifically list all the extreme things in it, so they just give you "dead dove: do not eat" as a way of saying "there is some really intense stuff in here that a lot of people probably can't handle, so don't read it unless you think you're strong enough to read the craziest things imaginable"
@@tonkajoey08 I thought the point of dead dove was that it's exactly what it says on the bag and a warning not to take the tags lightly, with all the tags there to tell you exactly what will happen? I might be wrong but idk???
"Priest cowboy Owen Wilson" is the funniest sentence that anyone has ever or will ever come up with. Edit: "morally questionable cows, cows that cannot be held to human moral standards" is a close second.
I was confused about what the fic could be when I heard "Gore, Hugs" but then I looked down and saw it was a Biohazard fic and was like "oh yeah makes sense"
To anyone wondering about the 'Abraham Lincoln is an incel' tag, it's from Clone High where many historical figures (main characters consists of Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, John Kennedy and Gandhi) are reincarnated and attend high school. Abraham Lincoln is kinda an incel in there (There's a love triangle between him, Joan of Arc and Cleopatra and treats them both kinda badly) so the tag's not really that strange with context.
At first I thought you were talking about the (very fantastic) fancomic Black Adventures, but that's not entirely an accurate description of Hitler's involvement in that one, so...
as a magnus archives fan, morally questionable cows is not the strangest thing i’ve heard. i just finished relistening an episode that was literally just a man eating his computer.
I haven't gotten into that, but all that went through my head was a song by elliotly called Eating My Computer when you brought up the computer eating.
My favorite tag of all time will always be “no beta we die like [insert character from probably the fandom that the work is about]” it just never fails to make me chuckle
I've read the 'competitive hand-holding' fic and I think it was pretty good (+ it also has the tag 'is that a deadly weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to be my fake husband?' Which is a great tag too)
as the author of the "cowboy priest owen wilson" one, this is probably the greatest achievement of my life lmfao it genuinely made my day! also obsessed with the edit, I'm going to quote "yeehaw religion" for the rest of my life
@@Psychwriteify oh I was going for someone finding out that microwaves are part of the electromagnet spectrum which means they carry radiation and freaking out because they just warmed up yesterday's casserole in thier microwave oven
i will now proceed to read minecraft villager x tree edit: the tags in it are 'like some people murder a whole village' 'so...', 'low level genocide?' 'i guess mass murder is a better term'
1:59 I've actually read that one and enjoyed it quite a bit. based on Hannibal and another set of tags under it basically says "3 cannibals look at a guy and ask 'is anyone gonna make him worse? and then don't wait for an answer"
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS EXACT COMMENT THANK YOU. I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED IT BECAUSE IT HURTS. WHY. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME. TUBBO NOOOOOO /nm /pos
@@signesartandanimation I wanna do it with period blood, but I haven't got it for liek 2 month now, i'm eating healthy and sh idk whats wrong with me :[
As a fanfic writer, “plot ends up revolving around a bag of chips for some reason” is a big mood. When you start out writing, you have no intention of it revolving around a bag of chips. This is just supposed to be a cute love story. But at some point, as one detail leads to another, those chips just becomes pivotal to the plot, and you have no idea how, you were just writing, and cause and effect... and suddenly those chips are the lynchpin of the finale. And when you read through to proof it, you’re just like... “how did this come to be?”
@@bishopsknifetrick it breaks my heart to admit that haru would attack akiren and ryuji but i suppose in a hunger ame there is no rules anymore soo yeah
0:38 I am forever being damned with the memory of a roleplay I had that involved (not so mild) smexy content that may or may not have involved maple syrup (it was an inside joke only in the RP that the character poured way too much syrup and it just rolled from there, I miss the good ol' days)
when I was reading the Lincoln tag I forgot Clone High existed for a moment and wondered why someone was writing about real Lincoln being an incel when he was documented having relationships
Making tags for AO3 is my favorite thing. Combos are great. "Suicide, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, they are gay and they are in love, Swearing, Self-Harm." The fic was 4k words You know what? AO3 allows for some ridiculously long and hilarious titles. There's way more than one reason why it's my favorite site. Lol
I love how every comment is like ‘considering the fandom this tag is from, it’s actually notthat weird!’ I will add in my own two cents as well: eating a bull’s heart to become a bull is almost canon in Pathologic, you just happen to become a metaphorical bull.
"a lot of cannibalism but it's fun and set to funky orchestra music" this sounds like an apt description of a 60s/70s italian horror movie but I don't know which one(s)
I hate RPF but I'm losing it at "Cowboy priest Owen Wilson", which is a selection of words I never expected to be in a sentence together at any point ever.
A while ago while browsing I found a tag on a fic called “Freud would have a field day with this but screw that guy”. After reading the fic I can confirm and I need to rub my eyes out with bleach.
Hmm....gonna guess the Helluva Boss one is probably Stolas/Blitzo given that it's tagged M/M? Was gonna guess Moxie and Millie, but that doesn't fit...but yeah murder is definitely par for the course in that show 2:20 Wait...is that "crazy girl with an axe" Haru???
I feel like the Prinxiety fic just describes Sander's A/Sides as a whole... I mean rn the shows going through angst so lets see if those marshmallows are still there.
The tag: backpack straps are dual purpose, bondage
The fandom: *dora the explorer*
Dwayne Johnson "Got Milk" Commercial
I was so tempted to make a Dora picture come on screen for that one to call attention to it, but I was scared it would scar too many people for life haha :)
@@tonkajoey08 😂😂😂 No, but that would have been so funny
Screaming and crying. Why are you doing this to me??? 😭
what happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle
The fact that there are two fics with the tag "Abraham Lincoln is an incel" is slightly concerning
That's awesome haha :)
It's from Clone High, a cartoon show where many historical figures are reincarnated. And, to be fair, Abraham Lincoln is a huge incel in there.
@@evyrys2725 yes definitely
@@evyrys2725 Anyways Joan x JFK
@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 y e s
If i had a nickel for every time someone wrote an "Abraham Lincoln is an incel" fic, i'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Excellent meme usage
pfp source please?
It’s Kikyo from Inuyasha. :)
@@radioactivebeverage Oh hey I'm watching that rn! It's a great anime :D
Inuyasha was my first anime, and it'll always be my favorite 😊
I looked at the competitive handholding one and another great tag on it is “is that a deadly weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to be my fake husband?”
sounds about right for a FATWS fanfc
I’ve actually read that full fic and honestly it’s pretty good
Pls someone tell me wether it's Bucky/Sam or Bucky/Zemo i need this for context xD
@@throughcolouredglasses9300 it’s Sam/Bucky
That's fantastic
These would make phenomenal cards against humanity cards
Ao3 tag CaH sounds amazing tbh
We should just make a Cards Against Humanity pack that’s just tags like this. Or maybe petition for it idk. Either way, I like the way you think.
@@kerstinschwarz5222agreed
As a Homestuck fan, “blood as art supplies” is actually canon
i saw it waws homestuck and just *knew* it was a certain cat oriented troll
ah yes, Amisia.
@@Vincent-yx7tg I was thinking Nepeta, but yeah, Amisia works also
how did i not realize till i saw this comment-
@@multi6471 same
"Morally questionable cows, cows which cannot be held to human moral standards" I'm going to need to have a talk with my Texan rancher bf about this.
Fun fact: that specific fic is about the main character of the show (who is practically immortal at this point) getting in a fight with cows and nearly getting trampled. Those tags are there because the creator of the show believes that once animals are capable of choosing between doing right and wrong, they are people and are able to be held to human standards. So we have today learned that Jonny Sims does not consider cows to be people, no matter how good they may be.
@@hannahu.6220 Wth? Jonny sounds like he's wilding.
@@DocHolliday1851 He’s great! Hold on, let me find the cannibalism thing.
Update: I can’t find the video of him talking about cannibalism but he IS a horror writer, so.
@@hannahu.6220 wasn’t it in one of the behind the scenes in the podcast?
The 1:00 “intentionally acquired baby” bit is in reference to the popular and hilarious “accidental baby acquisition” tag.
😂 it's an addressed issue in fandoms it just happens -
There's only a tag that scares me and it's called "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat"
I've got to make a "try not to scream in anguish at these tags - extreme edition" eventually
I think one time I deciphered what that meant, but then I forgot. What does it mean again?
@@therighttrousers343 Basically it's a warning that there's stuff in that fic that could mentally scar you. They don't want to specifically list all the extreme things in it, so they just give you "dead dove: do not eat" as a way of saying "there is some really intense stuff in here that a lot of people probably can't handle, so don't read it unless you think you're strong enough to read the craziest things imaginable"
@@tonkajoey08 okay, thank you!
@@tonkajoey08 I thought the point of dead dove was that it's exactly what it says on the bag and a warning not to take the tags lightly, with all the tags there to tell you exactly what will happen? I might be wrong but idk???
"Priest cowboy Owen Wilson" is the funniest sentence that anyone has ever or will ever come up with.
Edit: "morally questionable cows, cows that cannot be held to human moral standards" is a close second.
I'm pretty sure that "Priest Cowboy Owen Wilson" is a character in a Wes Anderson film.
IDK, the thing about the trauma train was just accurate AF.
I was confused about what the fic could be when I heard "Gore, Hugs" but then I looked down and saw it was a Biohazard fic and was like "oh yeah makes sense"
The games need more hugs, tbh haha
When you see "blood as art supplies" as a tag but it's somehow _not_ the same Homestuck fic you remember reading o_o
When you see "blood as art supplies" and get Vietnam flashbacks from 6th grade art class
I see 'blood as art supplies' and I think
"Oh, this is one of the tamer ones"
To be fair "blood as art supplies" is one of the tamest tags and most common tags ever if simply placed under a Homestuck fic
@@fennfennec6532 Well that gives me anxiety
@@TheaterCompilationCorner its because one of the main homestuck characters, nepeta, canonically does that. homestuck be wild
The “they casually murder people” tag is just expected from Helluva Boss to be fair.
Exactly what I was going to say. It's not a concerning tag because it's Helluva Boss. It literally takes place in hell. 🤣
To anyone wondering about the 'Abraham Lincoln is an incel' tag, it's from Clone High where many historical figures (main characters consists of Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, John Kennedy and Gandhi) are reincarnated and attend high school. Abraham Lincoln is kinda an incel in there (There's a love triangle between him, Joan of Arc and Cleopatra and treats them both kinda badly) so the tag's not really that strange with context.
Not as strange if only because the context is just as strange
It's pretty odd out of context, though.
-Man, I miss Summer 2020 internet culture. Those were the days, amirite?-
the 'fluff' tag next to 'implied/reference child abuse' 'panic attacks' and 'unhappy ending' on a 10,000 word oneshot T~T
Basically welcome to the Dream SMP and Sleepy Bois Inc fandom
@@olive4450 you didn't have to call me out like that bro haha
@@brotemca8020 your welcome 😌
Sounds like my AU :/
No joke, I found a fanfic of Hitler.
Reincarnated.
As a Pokémon protagonist.
I need the link for this for… research purposes
@@mysticrose2000
Just look up Pokémon: Fhurer edition and you’ll find it.
10/10 100/100 unparalleled
At first I thought you were talking about the (very fantastic) fancomic Black Adventures, but that's not entirely an accurate description of Hitler's involvement in that one, so...
How do pepople even come up with this stuff
0:16 if this is a clone high fic then that’s canon
I looked it up and both of the fics are
I had to include it for anyone unfamiliar with that show haha :)
And in a weird, roundabout way that can be blamed on John Stamos.
I fucking knew it lmao
Non consensual space travel.... wait that’s a hitchhikers guide to galaxy
as a magnus archives fan, morally questionable cows is not the strangest thing i’ve heard. i just finished relistening an episode that was literally just a man eating his computer.
Don’t forget the guy who walked into a factory of evil mannequins and just didn’t notice
*garbage bag full of teeth*
The skies ate your brother
I haven't gotten into that, but all that went through my head was a song by elliotly called Eating My Computer when you brought up the computer eating.
I almost forgot about that episode,,
"Competitive Hand Holding" is my favorite; how would a competition about holding hands even work?
See how long you can do it for.
Try to crush their bones or something romantic like that? jk haha
"Hah, i can hold your hand more than you"
"Really? Bring it on, I can hold your hand more time than you can"
"Bro, thats so gay"
It’s Bucky and Sam they’ll find a way to fight over anything
Sounds like Arm Wrestling tbh
My favorite tag of all time will always be “no beta we die like [insert character from probably the fandom that the work is about]” it just never fails to make me chuckle
i once saw a bungou stray dogs fic tagged "no beta we die like odasaku" and when i tell you i screamed-
I’ve seen “unwarranted slander towards georgia”
which georgia???????????????????
Nothing will ever shake me after the
Loki x Lightning McQueen smut
I mean Loki being involved doesn‘t surprise me but Lightning McQueen?
@@leothebackgroundsheep3010
It was an interesting 70 words
Ok sure but it was the human Lightning McQueen or the car Lightning McQueen?
@@ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT the car
@@insertunfunnyjoke6714 damn..
I've read the 'competitive hand-holding' fic and I think it was pretty good (+ it also has the tag 'is that a deadly weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to be my fake husband?' Which is a great tag too)
“Morally questionable cows”
‘The Magnus Archives’
Sounds about right.
They used to be good cows :(
as the author of the "cowboy priest owen wilson" one, this is probably the greatest achievement of my life lmfao it genuinely made my day! also obsessed with the edit, I'm going to quote "yeehaw religion" for the rest of my life
the pathologic “eating a bull heart to become a bull” one made the most sense to me
practically one step away from canon
Pathologic just is like that sometimes
that's just casual pathologic gameplay
2:15 I- is that a Persona 5 Hunger Games AU fic?
Mother of god…
The tag "potentially radioactive casserole" gave me a rather funny idea for a new fic.
I shall come here more often for random promts.
That's awesome! I would love if more fics had any of these tags :)
@@tonkajoey08 hahahah
I vividly imagined someone losing their mind over someone using an antique uranium glass casserole dish.
@@Psychwriteify oh I was going for someone finding out that microwaves are part of the electromagnet spectrum which means they carry radiation and freaking out because they just warmed up yesterday's casserole in thier microwave oven
Being in the band of brothers fandom I’m pretty sure Ik what the fic is about LMAO
1:38 loving the title with the tag
i will now proceed to read minecraft villager x tree
edit: the tags in it are
'like some people murder a whole village'
'so...',
'low level genocide?'
'i guess mass murder is a better term'
1:59 I've actually read that one and enjoyed it quite a bit. based on Hannibal and another set of tags under it basically says "3 cannibals look at a guy and ask 'is anyone gonna make him worse? and then don't wait for an answer"
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS EXACT COMMENT THANK YOU. I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED IT BECAUSE IT HURTS. WHY. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME. TUBBO NOOOOOO /nm /pos
Also, eating a bull heart to become a bull is pretty logical thing for Pathologic, even if it's not as canon as blood art for Homestuck
Competitive hand holding being from a falcon and winter soldier fic actually makes a lot of sense
1:17
As someone currently taking Algebra II, this is indeed a warning
Noooooo they took the magnus archives good cows and made them morally ambiguous 😭
THEY’RE GOOD COWS!
2:06
It pains me to tell you that in the context of TMA’s lore, this makes perfect sense
One of my personal favorites that I've had the pleasure of coming across was "dubious anthropology"
0:11 "love in the blood and sinews of this curse" is such a great fic tbh. I kinda want to read it again now (fourth time)
that moment when you realize you've read one of these fanfictions:
Which one
@@circa134 2:29
I dont think I know the fandom but isn’t Thomas the vine guy
@@circa134 yeah he is! you should go watch his stuff, it's awesome. if you want to. he has a tiktok where he does stuff like his vines too
Why is there fandiction about the vine guy
"eating a bull heart to become a bull" as a Pathologic fan I'm not even surprised
"Blood paint seems quite interesting."
well it has been done in real life ua-cam.com/video/G675Cz3vzJo/v-deo.html
@@signesartandanimation I wanna do it with period blood, but I haven't got it for liek 2 month now, i'm eating healthy and sh idk whats wrong with me :[
@@Vincent-yx7tg Ask a doctor not me
0:14 why am I not suprised this is a helliva boss fanfic
As a fanfic writer, “plot ends up revolving around a bag of chips for some reason” is a big mood. When you start out writing, you have no intention of it revolving around a bag of chips. This is just supposed to be a cute love story. But at some point, as one detail leads to another, those chips just becomes pivotal to the plot, and you have no idea how, you were just writing, and cause and effect... and suddenly those chips are the lynchpin of the finale. And when you read through to proof it, you’re just like... “how did this come to be?”
"Oh and they murder ppl too but that's just par for the course" Seeing as it's Helluva Boss, I am not the least bit surprised.
what the fuck is mutual pinning, is that like pegging?
The tenderly bandaging your bro's wound 1fter he defends you from a crazy axe weilding lady doesn't seems too far stretched in a p5 setting ngl
100% sure that it's a Ryuji/Akira fic and we all know that Haru had the axe.
@@bishopsknifetrick it breaks my heart to admit that haru would attack akiren and ryuji but i suppose in a hunger ame there is no rules anymore soo yeah
2:06 I guess they weren't good cows 😔
0:38 I am forever being damned with the memory of a roleplay I had that involved (not so mild) smexy content that may or may not have involved maple syrup
(it was an inside joke only in the RP that the character poured way too much syrup and it just rolled from there, I miss the good ol' days)
0:30 is just normal Pathologic gameplay idk why wintercarriage had to write fanfic about it but I'm here for it
the fact that about one-third of these sounds perfectly normal. that is concerning
when I was reading the Lincoln tag I forgot Clone High existed for a moment and wondered why someone was writing about real Lincoln being an incel when he was documented having relationships
I heard morally questionable cows and was like "it's gotta be Magnus archives" and I was right
Making tags for AO3 is my favorite thing. Combos are great.
"Suicide, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, they are gay and they are in love, Swearing, Self-Harm." The fic was 4k words
You know what? AO3 allows for some ridiculously long and hilarious titles. There's way more than one reason why it's my favorite site. Lol
0:31 as someone who likes pathologic, this is pretty close to something that would like… probably actually happen in-game
The oynun trials are the closest we've got to that
NO BECAUSE I'VE READ THE ONE AT 1:00..... THESE VIDEOS ARE ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU STUMBLE ACROSS A FIC YOU KNOW. HOLY SHIT
Same!
1:53 Is just Infinity Train in a nutshell, so I was surprised it wasn't an IT fic...
"non-consensual space travel" is just the plot of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy books
the competitive hand holding fits so well w/ the fandom lol
I mean, for the Helluva boss one, it truly is just par for the course
Yeah
i heard "morally questionable cows" and went "this is about the magnus archives, isn't it?"
imagine my surprise.
nothing has shocked me more than seeing a fic i read and very much enjoy here. makes me question myself
I love how every comment is like ‘considering the fandom this tag is from, it’s actually notthat weird!’
I will add in my own two cents as well: eating a bull’s heart to become a bull is almost canon in Pathologic, you just happen to become a metaphorical bull.
2:05
Aw hell nah they made the good cows morally questionable😭😭
not me literally having the fic with the "a lot of cannibalism but it's fun and set to funky orchestra music" tag open in another tab rn
hi ive read it can we please talk about it because i have so many feelings
wasn't looking at the screen, heard "eating a bull heart to become a bull" and thought it had to be pathologic.
and... yep!
Competitive hand holding sounds about right for CAATWS
"I think I may have created saxophone racism" tag on a bnha fic. I am not even going to think what happened there.
The second I saw "competitive hand holding" I didn't even have to look at the fanfic to know that it was gonna be Sambucky
I can’t believe I just saw a fanfiction about Sherlock Holmes being a tuna in a youtube video and then went and READ it. What is wrong with me.
Trauma train? In your supernatural fandom? More likely than you think!
Blood as art supplies makes for amazing use of colour theory
It's just a competition to have the weirdest tag at this point
The moment you see one of your mutuals in this video
"a lot of cannibalism but it's fun and set to funky orchestra music"
this sounds like an apt description of a 60s/70s italian horror movie but I don't know which one(s)
1:26 HOW DO YOU "THINK" YOU CREATED SAXOPHONE RACISM???
As an AO3 author can confirm I'm not okay? I literally named one of my fanific document "OH geez I've gone too far"
That made me laugh out loud 😂
the bg music has matching bpm with the bg music in a game I was playing and ngl it was kinda fire
I hate RPF but I'm losing it at "Cowboy priest Owen Wilson", which is a selection of words I never expected to be in a sentence together at any point ever.
A while ago while browsing I found a tag on a fic called “Freud would have a field day with this but screw that guy”. After reading the fic I can confirm and I need to rub my eyes out with bleach.
It has to do with the Oedipus Complex, doesn't it?
Sweet Jesus please tell me more.
You can't say they didn't warn you.
ao3 writers are the funniest people on this planet i am using this as a reading list
it’s the fact that there are two fics tagged as “abraham lincon is an incel” ☠️
2:33 yeah that's the Sanders fandom
Also the dsmp fandom tbh :’)
I love Ao3 tags
0:22 I don't like the fact Dora the Explorer is part of the fic.
I dared to click on the Dora the Explorer tag and that was the first thing I found. I'm surprised I didn't black out from the trauma haha
Half of these made sense when you look at the fandom they came from
the saxophone racism one killed me
as SOON as i heard "eating a bull-heart to become a bull" i KNEW it was pathologic. fuck my life.
0:14 that being a helluva boss fanfic makes so much sense with the tag 😃
2:16 (looks at the fandoms) yeah that makes sense
Hmm....gonna guess the Helluva Boss one is probably Stolas/Blitzo given that it's tagged M/M? Was gonna guess Moxie and Millie, but that doesn't fit...but yeah murder is definitely par for the course in that show
2:20 Wait...is that "crazy girl with an axe" Haru???
Most of these just have an all in good fun type of vibe but the tunalock one at the end sucker punched me in the gut
no seriously i had to put the phone down and stare into space for a minute
"Human-tuna romantic love" and sherlock
My brain hurt
that's nowhere near the most concerning pathologic fic tag I've seen tbh
Now I have to go down that rabbit hole and see what else there is 👀
as a resident evil fan, “gore” immediately followed by “hugs” is SO on-brand
1:45 makes sense for owari no seraph I promise
I feel like the Prinxiety fic just describes Sander's A/Sides as a whole... I mean rn the shows going through angst so lets see if those marshmallows are still there.
1:05 godDAMNIT NOW I WANT TO READ IT
1:25 wtf-
2:26 yeah i can see that being a fanders fic
The trauma train tags made me laugh and I feel so bad about that.
"Eating a bull heart to become a bull" I 100% believe that came from 'you are what you eat' but honey that ain't real