I remeber seeing one that said "no beta we die like lesbians in the kill your gays trope" "I should clarify that no lesbians die in this fic" it's probably my favourite one i've seen so far
"Is it still no beta if I anxiously re-read the draft like a hundred times before it's posted?" This is, this is the question of my friendless life🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@@SkyCloudsStudios exactly, since if you're already being anxious enough to spot every single mistake in your fic and try to rectify them, i mean, does that really count as being beta read? Or does it have to be a different person.
I saw a few tags that used "no betta" in the place of "no beta" and now I wanna write a fish-centric or fishlike-centric fanfiction of some sort just so I can use that tag as a pun somehow.
@@NiennaFan1 she writes in-universe emails for her fandoms about various situations! Like, she wrote up a mock email about Dr. Doofensmirtz getting Perry assigned as his nemesis. It's great.
@@tonkajoey08 I hope i get in here. My version of this tag, which will be going on my ben ten fanfiction when I get invited, will be "no beta we die like vilgax does eventually' Quickly and in pain."
One of my favorites is "No beta we die like... I can't say it, it hurts too much" because it's non spoiler and can apply to any character, and also cause Mood™
I once saw one that said "No beta we die like my prospects for a stable future" and another one that said "No beta we die like my sanity writing this" and they instantly became my favourites
“No beta, we die and reincarnate into Xehanort” Being in the Kingdom Hearts fandom, I confirm when you die you either get revived, reincarnated into Xehanort, or end up inside of the main character’s heart.
I once saw one for the Roblox game "Entry Point" (which is a really good game btw) and since almost all of the main characters get killed off, the tag was: "No beta, we die like HALF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS DAMN GAME"
"no beta we die like my relationship with my dad" "no beta we die like my motivation to finish my drafts" "no beta we die like endermen, screeching our lungs out"
My favourite one was from Fire Emblem and it was "No beta, we die like Glenn" not only bc of the pun but also the fucking fact that theres literally two different Glenns between all of the games and both are completaly dead somehow
THAT'S the fe tag I was trying to remember! I think there's also a version that goes "no beta we die like every father in this damn series ever", or something like that. The joke can gain even more layers if you're dealing with FE: Heroes, where multiple versions of fe characters can show up--including undead/fallen versions of the main story characters!
Dean's brain _does_ die every time he's with Cas. Sus Geralt's lucky lol. Never knew how tough white/platinum hair was to achieve & maintain until I went for it. Even harder to keep the red from staining the white.
"No beta we die like L'manburg" Saw this tag when I went to read Passerine. It's been several months and I still feel depressed everytime I see a yellow rose.
Recently saw a Transformers smut fanfic with the tag "no beta because god wasn't disappointed enough already" I didn't click on it because I wasn't interested but at least the author was self-aware, I guess
oh god i want to make a funny tgaa reference to signal that i know who your pfp is but EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S VAN ZIEKS I HAVEN'T PLAYED TGAA SO I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
I had to drop a no beta ff recently because i knew nobody who watched k-on. I messed up the literal seasons of the year and died like Mio's strawberry.
Read a fluff fic once where all the tags were sweet and wholesome, and in the middle of it the author just wrote "no beta we die like my will to live". I physically had to stand up and take a moment because that came out of NOWHERE.
personal favorites: "no beta, we die like maeve" [on a criminal minds fic] "no beta, we die like george - or was it fred" "no beta we die like everyone wishes umbridge would" (Harry potter) "no beta we die like bianca" "no beta we die like zoë" "no beta we die like leo did that one time" (percy Jackson) "no beta we die like nighteye" (to go with it, it was also tagged with "we also steal from dead men like deku) "no beta we die like aizawa's patience" (my hero academia) "no beta we die like david" (Detroit: become human) edit: off topic but rip club penguin, that game was my friend when my actual friends didnt feel like it lol
Honestly, the one about not showing friends because I don’t want them reading something that would reinforce their ideas of not bringing me in other friend circles one, yeah…
nooo genshin no betas one outta pocket I swear- Any character that has died, ever? Turned into a no beta. I've seen from "No beta we die like xiao's friends," to "No beta we die like my hopes and dreams wishing for X," But a lot of people tend to use Rex Lapis. Also Usually things like Childes, Dilucs, Xiaos sanity- honestly, some of the funniest things-
One of my faves for when there is, in fact, a beta: "Yes beta we live like [insert character who barely escaped death/got reincarnated/died in canon but didn't in the fic]"
My favourite is the common “No beta we die like Glenn” from the fire emblem fanbase. Funnier still, FE has both a dead Glen and a dead Glenn (unrelated)
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SPOILERS FOR SEVERAL FANDOMS
Yes! I was going to add that but forgot, thanks!
@@tonkajoey08 no problem! =D
No spoiler warning, we die like **gunshot**
No spoiler warning we die like @@juniperberryyyy
No fr I just started death note WHAT.
No beta, we die like Azula's mental stability.
This made me sad
*thats rough, buddy*
She had mental stability?
"No beta just alpha and omega" freaking killed me, hit me like a truck
Right? That was great!
They're a legend (also, if you write omegaverse and you have a beta are you contractually obliged to have weird kinky sex with them?)
@@NiennaFan1 they're a beta so probably not?
same
One of my favorites is "no beta, we die like my sleep schedule". Lord knows it's true.
Same honestly
@@RW5583. same
Same
I'm using this.
I even know exactly which one to put it on.
Once, I saw "No beta we die,"
Just that. I don't know if they misclickled or if it was intentional, but either way, it was funny.
Tma
"No betas we die no betas we doe we using die"
I think I once saw a tag that was 'no beta, i died writing this' or smth
Mine is “no beta we die like McDonald’s ice cream machines”
Amazing
Yeah mine is just no beta we die
Nothing we just all die
No beta, we die like my heterosexuality
Yes
Yes.
Yes
Never had it
Something can't die if it never lived
I remeber seeing one that said "no beta we die like lesbians in the kill your gays trope" "I should clarify that no lesbians die in this fic"
it's probably my favourite one i've seen so far
Wait, that sounds familiar. Was it a she-ra or supercorp fic?
@@fruitpunchsamurai4837 Ever After High actually
@@nyxcharliechaos my sis would love that one lbh--
@@nyxcharliechaos Forever Charming?
@@kkyoshoke yep, it's a p good fic (in my opinion)
Living in my head rent free, "no beta we die like izuku's bones".
No beta we die like the Todoroki family's eldest child (still alive but now very very evil, emo, and fucked up)
Personal favorite "No beta we die like sir nighteye"
@@ChaoS_Cryptid this one I'm used to🤣🤣🤣
@@ChaoS_Cryptid
“No beta, we die like Oboro.”
@@theboopernetwork5076 why must you kill me like this
"Is it still no beta if I anxiously re-read the draft like a hundred times before it's posted?"
This is, this is the question of my friendless life🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Commenting to get notified
Personally I don’t put ‘no-beta’ due to redrafting twice with a weeks time between each, but that might be wrong of me idk
@@SkyCloudsStudios exactly, since if you're already being anxious enough to spot every single mistake in your fic and try to rectify them, i mean, does that really count as being beta read? Or does it have to be a different person.
"no beta, just my anxiety"
I saw a few tags that used "no betta" in the place of "no beta" and now I wanna write a fish-centric or fishlike-centric fanfiction of some sort just so I can use that tag as a pun somehow.
(homestuck spoilers)
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homestuck seadweller-centric fanfiction that says "no betta we die like meenah peixes"
No betta, we die like my betta fish when I was a kid...
@@tonkajoey08 RIP to your betta fish :(
No betta we die like Nemo's mom
@@InfiniteAnvil LMAO
My personal favorite is “No beta, we kayak like Tim”
yes I was honestly waiting for it to turn up
Keep thotting it up in Heaven King 😔✊
^^
Tim!
We are Tim 😌
One I see is "no beta die like Enderman- screaming our lungs out"
While touching water
"No Beta We Die Like Sir Nighteye" Is very common in the MHA stories
I saw soooo many variations of that while I was looking for these!
True☠️
I have seen one that was "No beta we die like manly men
One of the best I've ever seen was "No beta, we die like Nana - Alone and at the hands of everything we've ever feared."
one of my WIPs has "no beta we die like palpatine" followed by "once in a climactic final battle and once in a disappointing followup nobody wanted"
what HAPPENED to your beta reader
No beta we die like canon
I love it when it's like 'no beta we die like [insert character whose death traumatised every fan]'
“No beta we die like ace” every time I see this I cry
dream smp fandom with “no beta we die like ghostbur“ and “no beta we die like ranboo“
Honkai fandom be like: “no beta we die like Himeko” “HIMEKOOOOOOOO”
@@avidagamegerl1081 HIMEKO NOOOOO NOT THE FINAL LESSON
"No beta, we die like Rengoku,
By essentially turning into a donut"
Idk what hurt worse, "We die like Club Penguin" or "We die like fictional lesbians"
Another favorite in the avatar fandom is: No beta, we die like Jet
Jet dies?
@@xCorvus7x you know, it was really unclear
No beta we turn into the moon like Yue
@@error_-gy1qy so we die maybe or maybe not, just as there may or may not be typos or whatever in the fanfiction
edit: brilliant
@@heathercreates Thats rough, buddy
best one i've seen is "no beta because god wasn't dissapointed enough already"
“No beta, we die like the dead dove you shouldn’t eat” 😭😭😭
Finally, some good appreciation for fandom-specific "no beta" variants
its good unless you read fanfic for fandoms with major character deaths, then they are all mostly the same and it all hurts :(
Ive seen, “no beta- because the beta is like your father”, “not there and never will”
Crack fics have the funniest tags
My mom: "No beta, we die like our respect for Rose Quartz"
Your mom writes fanfiction? That's so cool!
@@NiennaFan1 she writes in-universe emails for her fandoms about various situations! Like, she wrote up a mock email about Dr. Doofensmirtz getting Perry assigned as his nemesis. It's great.
Your MOM?? Dang, you've got a pretty cool mom!
@@ari_isonfire2 link
@@ari_isonfire2 bro tell your mom to stop hogging the swag😠/j
my favorite one ive run across is "no beta, we die like Adora lowkey wants to"
I almost included that!
My personal favorite is “No beta we die like Robins” These are basically just in Batfam fics but they get me every time.
I love that tag, but my favorite BatFam tag is "major character death" "we all know who dies, and we all know he comes back"
I fucking love that tag
No beta, we die like Tim Drake's sanity in Batman Beyond.
@@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov TOO SOON
@@MiaC218 Too soon? Didn't Batman Beyond come out in, like, 2000? How the hell is that "too soon"?
my Minecraft: Story Mode fic with “no beta we die like Reuben (too soon? too soon)”
no beta we die like jesse every time we fuck up a relatively easy qte
@@analogsmiles so true bestie
saw a no beta we die like fred once 😢😢
TOO SOON
NOOOO
My favorite: No beta, we die like the men Kirishima would want us to be
oh that is a good one
No beta we die like Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, hidden somewhere in this fanfic. Watch out for her.
The fic in question probably has 11037 kudos, right?
She was probably hiding in that damn octagon, if only Hinata had passed second grade geometry
"No beta we die like our hopes of Mukuro getting her own sprites"
I feel like this would be popular too
@@joaquingamarra3248 i like “no beta we die like your favorite danganronpa characters”
this is an actual tag lol
that is beautiful
My personal favorite is “no beta, we turn around like Orpheus”
was it a Hadestown fic? (Percy Jackson would be my next guess)
@@grace5033 I think it was Hadestown, I don’t remember exactly
_the day I start writing is the day that there’s a small chance of me appearing here, and I slightly fear that day_
If you do, it's a compliment to your creativity :) And will hopefully help more people find your wonderful writing!
@@tonkajoey08
I hope i get in here. My version of this tag, which will be going on my ben ten fanfiction when I get invited, will be "no beta we die like vilgax does eventually' Quickly and in pain."
@@tonkajoey08 _I’m currently just trying to write angst about my two characters trapped in another dimension, so I think that’s creative enough lmao_
You know, you can easily find a beta on discord on the right servers
@@tonkajoey08 I'd love to end up on a video like this.
I once saw “no beta we die like Timmie’s pidgeons” while looking at genshin fics
No beta we die like timmie’s dad
no beta we die like joel's dad
No beta we die like dongdongs dad
no beta we die like my hopes of getting la signiora
No beta we die like Khaenri'ah
-My fanfic
That Cyberpunk 2077 one was comedy gold, holy shit.
One of my favorites is "No beta we die like... I can't say it, it hurts too much" because it's non spoiler and can apply to any character, and also cause Mood™
i heard 'no beta - we die like lonely terrorists who dream of receiving fatherly affection' and just immediately went "wilbur soot??"
You too?
"No beta we die like Ghostbur"
@@YumeBat 😭😭😭
@@YumeBat bro I'm not in the fandom anymore and this is giving me really sad flashbacks why- 😭😭
@@DhrithionVocals cus im still sad abt it aind i want everyone to be sad too, he deserved better 😭😭
I once saw one that said "No beta we die like my prospects for a stable future" and another one that said "No beta we die like my sanity writing this" and they instantly became my favourites
“No beta, we die and reincarnate into Xehanort”
Being in the Kingdom Hearts fandom, I confirm when you die you either get revived, reincarnated into Xehanort, or end up inside of the main character’s heart.
Ah yes, my favorite characters:
N O R T
And
Sora and the sortas
@@samanthahaley327 please, this is way too accurate
no beta we get N O R T E D
@@lessevilnyarlathotep1595 kingdom hearts is all and all..
NORTY!!
"No beta- we die like Vanitas"
is one I've seen
3:10 “no beta, we die like I did when my mom found my gay fanfic I wrote when I was twelve”
Title: “It’s for school, I swear!”
Lol.
My personal favorite in star wars is the "No beta we die like clones" tag
But the best one was the alpha and omega one sorry I don't make the rules
I just thought of some:
"No beta we die like ghostbur/ friend."
"No beta we die like Patroclus."
how could you
@@jessicatH22 Cuz I can- *sobs*
A story I did had "no beta we die like Icarus"
@@thesensiblesupervillain4625 brutal💀
I once saw one for the Roblox game "Entry Point" (which is a really good game btw) and since almost all of the main characters get killed off, the tag was: "No beta, we die like HALF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS DAMN GAME"
OH MY GOD IVE PLAYED ENTRY POINT THERE ARE FANFICS?!
"no beta we die like my relationship with my dad"
"no beta we die like my motivation to finish my drafts"
"no beta we die like endermen, screeching our lungs out"
No beta, we die like Wanda Maximoff’s loved ones
Time to publish something to ao3 just so I can tag "no beta it's MY turn to die"
Make it a fanfic about the game ''Your turn to die'' and it'll be perfect.
My personal fav is always “no beta we die like mne”
I love that one
I once read a "no beta we die like prince Philip" and I think it's one of my favorite fanfiction ever
...with a several decade long lag, you mean?
My favourite one was from Fire Emblem and it was "No beta, we die like Glenn" not only bc of the pun but also the fucking fact that theres literally two different Glenns between all of the games and both are completaly dead somehow
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT- (tho i sadly only know of one glenn)
THAT'S the fe tag I was trying to remember! I think there's also a version that goes "no beta we die like every father in this damn series ever", or something like that. The joke can gain even more layers if you're dealing with FE: Heroes, where multiple versions of fe characters can show up--including undead/fallen versions of the main story characters!
Tips to survive the FE world
1. Don't be named Glenn.
2. Don't be named Monica
3. Don't be a dad
Ive also seen "no beta, we die like jeralt" gosh i love fire emblem
@@-_minttea_-5841 it's been years but it's still too soon for me to hear that
Dean's brain _does_ die every time he's with Cas. Sus
Geralt's lucky lol. Never knew how tough white/platinum hair was to achieve & maintain until I went for it. Even harder to keep the red from staining the white.
All my Dr.Stone fanfics that didn't have a beta read have "no beta we die like Byakuya" as a tag.
I’ve been deep in the danganronpa hole recently, so I was very confused for a sec before it clicked
no beta we go into a cryogenic sleep like tsukasa 😔
@Semitura
Too soon
No beta, we die like george in manhunt
“No beta we kayak like Tim” is one from the Magnus Archives fandom and I love it
Right, I was hoping that it would be in the vid
shoutout to "no beta we die like archival assistants" too
What's your opinion on "no beta we die like jurgen leitner stupid idiot mf jurgen leitner god damn fool" bc I might start using it on my fics lmao
"No beta we die like L'manburg"
Saw this tag when I went to read Passerine. It's been several months and I still feel depressed everytime I see a yellow rose.
i’m going to read it soon wish me luck lmao
One time in the Star Wars fandom, I saw "No beta we die like liberty with thunderous applause"
"No beta, we die like Zeppelis"
This is one that always makes me laugh and cry.
1
One of my favs for Batfam fics is ‘no beta, we die like Bruce Wayne’s parents’
Recently saw a Transformers smut fanfic with the tag "no beta because god wasn't disappointed enough already"
I didn't click on it because I wasn't interested but at least the author was self-aware, I guess
My personal favourite one i see for genshin impact is “no beta we die like guizhong”
I have seen "No beta we die like Kaeya's nation" and "No beta we die like Khaenri'ah", which mean the same thing but still
Genshin needs a "no beta we die like everyone's parents" tag
No beta we die like the live chat after the video ends
1:30 “no beta we die like my respect for J.K. Rowling” LMAO SO TRUE
Alright, I'm gonna call it. They're going to be Jason Todd or Daichi in it lmao.
Edit: Oof. I'm gonna commit sudoku.
There are so many Jason Todd ones on ao3, poor guy
@@tonkajoey08 Everytime I see that tag, I drink. They're so many lol.
i was bracing myself for daichi
@@monicaraybrandt Even I was expecting it. I though at least one (dadchi, daichi or deadchi as I've seen all) would be there but it wasn't.
I thought we'd see Daichi too since it's pretty well known I think
I laughed so hard at the "We die like Chat Noir's dad should" one that I decided to hunt down and read the fic. 10/10 would recommend.
LOL, I died at that one! And then I read the title of the fic itself...😂 Now Imma need to read just out of curiosity, lol
I remember seeing a “no beta we die like i should have but i survived out of spite”
No beta we die like clones/droids is by far my favorite in the SW fandom
I saw a lot of stormtrooper versions!
No beta we die like b1 battle droids
One of my favourites from the CR fandom is 'no beta we die like cookies against the dragon everyday'
oh god i want to make a funny tgaa reference to signal that i know who your pfp is but EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S VAN ZIEKS I HAVEN'T PLAYED TGAA SO I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
Found a “no beta- we die like my emotions” recently
My favourite was in a fanfic for umbrella academy.
"No betas we die like Ben"
2:24 I can see this wasn't proof-read, it implies that Phoenix Wright ever had common sense
UIKJSADSHIFKJ YEAH THAT'S WHAT I SAID
“No beta, we die like Ethan’s left hand.”
Repeatedly, and always by the doing of psychotic women with sharp weapons?
I had to drop a no beta ff recently because i knew nobody who watched k-on. I messed up the literal seasons of the year and died like Mio's strawberry.
Read a fluff fic once where all the tags were sweet and wholesome, and in the middle of it the author just wrote "no beta we die like my will to live". I physically had to stand up and take a moment because that came out of NOWHERE.
0:41 I go into these videos expecting the fandoms I like to get 0 attention... And here we are with Good Omens
I swear, Good Omens shows up in almost every single ao3 search I make. Those boys are everywhere!
yeah same the ace attorney one made me feel like i had just been tazed with how unexpected that was
Personal favorite of "No beta, we die like Sir Nighteye" followed by "he was a d**k anyways"
"no beta we die like I did when my mom found my gay fanfic I wrote when I was 12"
I died. I can almost feel the sheer horror the author felt that day
No beta we die like Ben (The Umbrella Academy.) A personal favorite just because it rhymes.
Or 'No beta- we die like Sir Reginald Hargreeves.'
"No beta we die like Jason Todd," haunts me
"no beta, we just saunter vaugely downwards like Crowley" and "no beta, we die like Steve's character development in endgame" got me
personal favorites:
"no beta, we die like maeve" [on a criminal minds fic]
"no beta, we die like george - or was it fred"
"no beta we die like everyone wishes umbridge would"
(Harry potter)
"no beta we die like bianca"
"no beta we die like zoë"
"no beta we die like leo did that one time"
(percy Jackson)
"no beta we die like nighteye" (to go with it, it was also tagged with "we also steal from dead men like deku)
"no beta we die like aizawa's patience"
(my hero academia)
"no beta we die like david" (Detroit: become human)
edit: off topic but rip club penguin, that game was my friend when my actual friends didnt feel like it lol
Honestly, the one about not showing friends because I don’t want them reading something that would reinforce their ideas of not bringing me in other friend circles one, yeah…
"No beta, we die like Zeppelis"
SHIIIZZZZAAAAAAAAA
3
My favorite is something along the lines of "no beta, we astrally project like yue"
One of my favourites is "no beta we die like endermen, screaming our lungs out"
"no beta, just alpha and omega" sent me to the floor laughing.
I see 'No Beta We Die Like Glenn' so much in the Fire Emblem fandom.
"No beta we die like daichi" (haikyuu) is one of my favorites
No beta we die like Phoenix Wright's career after April 19th 2019
I'll see myself out
no beta we die like [redacted spoilers] is one of my personal favourites.
wait a sec it came from a meme???? i literally thought ao3 writers invented the phrase i've never seen that meme in my life
nooo genshin no betas one outta pocket I swear- Any character that has died, ever? Turned into a no beta. I've seen from "No beta we die like xiao's friends," to "No beta we die like my hopes and dreams wishing for X," But a lot of people tend to use Rex Lapis. Also Usually things like Childes, Dilucs, Xiaos sanity- honestly, some of the funniest things-
"No beta we die like La Signora"
Or
"No beta we die like Kazuha's friend/Tomo"
Are popular too
Ok but is there any "No beta we die like Teppei"?
No beta, we die like Teppei 😭
@@theegglord2547 definitely seen it a few times
@@AnAnnoyingFan lmao
My personal favorite that wasn’t shared in this video is “no beta we kayak like Tim”
A favourite of mine I found some time ago: "no beta, we die like the men Kirishima thinks we are"
One of my faves for when there is, in fact, a beta: "Yes beta we live like [insert character who barely escaped death/got reincarnated/died in canon but didn't in the fic]"
My friends and I were joking about this tag a few days ago. It's such a joy to see different fandoms' take on this
I saw an Encanto fic tagged “No beta we die like that one woman’s fish”
one i remember was "no beta we die like snowgrave berdley" ... LOL
My favourite is the common “No beta we die like Glenn” from the fire emblem fanbase. Funnier still, FE has both a dead Glen and a dead Glenn (unrelated)
One I see a lot in SW is "no beta we die like liberty with thunderous applause"
“no beta, we die like barbara mains in ice domains”
"No beta we die like Endermen screeching our lungs out/screaming into the void"
“No beta, we die like Daichi” has got to be one of my favourites for Haikyuu
The favorite one I've ever seen is "No beta we die like dark cacao cookie" and I still think about it.
Hololive fics(myself included) sometimes use "No beta, we die like Yagoo's dream". Always liked that one.
Yeah I've seen those ones, poor Yagoo 😔
Akb48? More like ak47