TVD 🎼 The BEST funny bitchy all out great Damon Line S4 1 - 9

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  • @ariana_lover_forever1233
    @ariana_lover_forever1233 7 років тому +1431

    Who remembers the episode where Jeremy was holding a cross bow up at Damon and Damon says to him “put the cross bow down Pocahontas”😂😂

    • @amandaballard1346
      @amandaballard1346 6 років тому +7

      Lol I do

    • @1montrealfan
      @1montrealfan 6 років тому +14

      ariana_lover_forever123 he wasn’t pointing it at Damon he pointed it at Silas

    • @JennieRose8
      @JennieRose8 6 років тому +14

      Because of that scene, I laugh every time I see someone with a crossbow. LOL

    • @courtenayoeltjen1096
      @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 років тому

      Lol yess

    • @Alyssa-Moore
      @Alyssa-Moore 5 років тому +2

      Season 5 episode 6

  • @courtenayoeltjen1096
    @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 років тому +263

    4:35
    "Am I wearing the I blew up the council t-shirt! Why does everyone keep asking me that?"

    • @shivvaghela723
      @shivvaghela723 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂i mean its damon everyone would doubt him tho ❤

  • @mariamalqaysi748
    @mariamalqaysi748 5 років тому +274

    “Tell me thats not a bomb!”
    “Okay... Its a kitten..... It’s a adorable exploding kitten.”

    • @tibaazher2792
      @tibaazher2792 5 років тому +3

      Yeah 😂 hahahahaha that was funny

    • @carriehubble2074
      @carriehubble2074 4 роки тому +3

      Definitely one of the funniest exchanges out of 8 seasons. Still makes me roflol 5th time watching series beginning to end.

  • @shannonreinwand1843
    @shannonreinwand1843 6 років тому +440

    "I'm Connor...Jordan." "I'm Damon...Germophobe." I love that one!!!

    • @xx_evxlmia_xx
      @xx_evxlmia_xx 2 роки тому

      @lydsmartin23 “Pay backs a bitch, ain’t it?”

  • @gerardcomics7716
    @gerardcomics7716 6 років тому +375

    "Youre disgusting"
    *"i know"*
    That's my favourite

  • @cowsareawesome317
    @cowsareawesome317 6 років тому +714

    Ok fine it's a kitten
    It's an adorable
    Exploding kitten

    • @1montrealfan
      @1montrealfan 6 років тому +6

      Breyer's For life that’s my favourite Damon line

    • @memaw3610
      @memaw3610 5 років тому +3

      And its named Claymore

    • @chiderakasumu4911
      @chiderakasumu4911 5 років тому +6

      Rebecca - u should know better than to sneak up on al lady
      Damon - good advice have u seen one. I died at this line 😂😂😂

    • @fayeparkerxx3477
      @fayeparkerxx3477 4 роки тому

      This cracks me up everytime

    • @carriehubble2074
      @carriehubble2074 4 роки тому +1

      The kitten comeback line is in my top 5 Best of Damon Comebacks. I laughed so hard the dirst time I saw it I had to pause Netflix for like 2 minutes b/c I couldn't watch between laughter tears and literally lol 😂.

  • @DorkJedi96
    @DorkJedi96 5 років тому +302

    Damon: I'm gonna go rip his head off.
    Stefan: you do that and you risk exposing us all, Damon.
    Damon: well I think the risk will be diminished when I... You know... Rip his head off 😂😂😂

  • @hafsamohamoud9008
    @hafsamohamoud9008 6 років тому +153

    Lool when he enters the church and says don’t know y that always makes me smile 🤣

    • @fayeparkerxx3477
      @fayeparkerxx3477 4 роки тому +1

      Hafsa Mohamoud This cracks me up everytime🤣🤣

  • @hieronymousblack3364
    @hieronymousblack3364 6 років тому +287

    "I'm fine with her either way, brother." That's what people don't get. Unconditional love!

  • @callistofire7329
    @callistofire7329 5 років тому +111

    "I'm going to find him, and I'm going to eat him." Love that line.

  • @takotoidze5497
    @takotoidze5497 7 років тому +148

    "I dont know why that always makes me smile" says Damon about Cross

  • @annabellaepolito4779
    @annabellaepolito4779 4 роки тому +69

    "Hi... i'm Damon.... and i have anger issues"
    "HI DAMON"
    *awkward wave*

  • @xoxomg8484
    @xoxomg8484 5 років тому +89

    "I hope she is not a fan of Bambi!!"😂

  • @hafsamohamoud9008
    @hafsamohamoud9008 6 років тому +158

    Big bad vampire out here😂😂😂

  • @wendydolan3224
    @wendydolan3224 6 років тому +198

    Am I wearing my I blew up the council tshirt why does everyone keep asking me that.!! 😂

  • @Luna-ah-
    @Luna-ah- 6 років тому +132

    Jeremy:*wake up* what happened?
    Damon:I'm sorry..............buy the ebook.

  • @kylaproctor6834
    @kylaproctor6834 4 роки тому +32

    I loved when Damon started calling Jeremy 'little gilbert' and 'little baby gilbert'

  • @MeccaShields
    @MeccaShields 5 років тому +57

    I’m proud and stubborn and look at that you’re already here 😂

  • @saaziahaque6247
    @saaziahaque6247 5 років тому +143

    2019 and I am still here.. ☺

    • @qwzxy1028
      @qwzxy1028 5 років тому

      same

    • @courtenayoeltjen1096
      @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 років тому

      S a m e h e r e

    • @nisharani5078
      @nisharani5078 4 роки тому +4

      Its 2020 and I am here

    • @carriehubble2074
      @carriehubble2074 4 роки тому +1

      We r half way thru 2020, and I'm here. 'Course I just watched the entire series for the first time about 5 months ago. But this show is like' The Office' to me, it'll never get old, I'll always b here! Watching Ian S as Damon S is like letting ur eyes have organisms.

    • @kc-clips
      @kc-clips 4 роки тому

      Pandemic and I'm still here 2020 pun

  • @rakshitasanan6041
    @rakshitasanan6041 6 років тому +109

    Okay it's a kitten it's an adorable exploding kitten 😂😂😂

  • @hafsamohamoud9008
    @hafsamohamoud9008 6 років тому +201

    Shh badasses don’t say that😂

    • @courtenayoeltjen5100
      @courtenayoeltjen5100 5 років тому +6

      Jeremey: I told you I'm a badass.
      Damon: Shhhh badasses don't say that.

  • @Helgacabbage
    @Helgacabbage 4 роки тому +47

    "In all fairness, I think you killing him kind of trumps that..." :D
    - "I can't believe this happened, what am I gonna say to him?"
    " 'Thanks for not ditching the family ring after it drove Ric crazy' "?
    "Is that where you've been all morning - out buying bossy pants?"
    "The witch who loses her powers gets left out of the important conversations." :D :D
    What I love about Damon is how honest and straightforward he is, regardless of what other people think. He says it like it is, even if people get all judgemental on him for pointing out the reality they don't want to face.
    Like saying to Bonnie: "She IS a different person. She's a vampire. We're a predatory species, we enjoy the hunt, the feed and the kill." I remember cheering him on in that episode, as I was so so sick of judgy Bonnie and judgy Stefan trying to guilt trip Elena for needing to freaking eat, whereas Damon just shows her, 'hey, you can feed on a rapist and you don't even need to kill him, how about that?'
    He says at one point "I don't mind being the bad guy. I'll make all the tough decisions and I'll even let Elena hate me, but at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive."
    He doesn't sit wringing his hands and wallowing in guilt because he understands his place in the food chain, can feed without killing, but will kill to protect those he loves without hesitation. He's absolutely the one I'd want on my team in a crisis. Also for all the laughs.

  • @courtenayoeltjen5100
    @courtenayoeltjen5100 5 років тому +58

    Damon: I'll say I'm in the market for a new drinking buddy...ur not qualified.

  • @vedikaluthra3278
    @vedikaluthra3278 4 роки тому +46

    Dear diary, A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was joe. That lie will haunt me forever

  • @joelyherrera1863
    @joelyherrera1863 5 років тому +36

    “yoohoo anybody home big bad vampire out here”love that line

  • @courtenayoeltjen5100
    @courtenayoeltjen5100 5 років тому +43

    Meredith: Please tell me that's not a bomb ?!
    Damon: Ok, it's a kitten, it's an adorable exploding kitten!

  • @Peacepuppy5
    @Peacepuppy5 4 роки тому +15

    "Am I wearing my 'I blew up the council' t-shirt today? WHY does everyone keep asking me that?!"

  • @1montrealfan
    @1montrealfan 6 років тому +67

    Lol I love Damon put the damn crossbow down Pocahontas and my favourite ok it’s a kitten an adorable exploding kitten

  • @Love55764
    @Love55764 6 років тому +58

    (somebody needs to entertain the ladies left by their men folk) a classic line

  • @courtenayoeltjen1096
    @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 років тому +261

    Rebecca: You should know better than to sneak up on a lady.
    Damon: Good advice, have you seen one?
    Edit: 1:40

  • @kenzie2976
    @kenzie2976 5 років тому +22

    I love when he calls Klaus like a billion years old

  • @roisincasey9373
    @roisincasey9373 4 роки тому +12

    (Blesses him self) " Idk why that always makes me smile"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dadandsarahreviewsplus1613
    @dadandsarahreviewsplus1613 4 роки тому +10

    “Long story..... buy the Ebook” bahahha

  • @fourjackson4794
    @fourjackson4794 5 років тому +37

    It's an adorable exploding kitten

  • @jocelyn8994
    @jocelyn8994 4 роки тому +15

    3:49 i dont know why the tone in "dance with the devil" makes me smile so much

  • @courtenayoeltjen5100
    @courtenayoeltjen5100 5 років тому +63

    1:40
    Rebecca: You should know better to sneak up on a lady.
    Damon: Good advice have you seen one.

  • @myaparson7040
    @myaparson7040 5 років тому +25

    Omg Damon’s hilarious I’m gonna rip his heart out and feed it to him 😂

  • @luna-pearl
    @luna-pearl 5 років тому +20

    2:16 Damon in this whole scene is me in class when people keep getting the answer wrong xD

  • @helenecarlsson4997
    @helenecarlsson4997 4 роки тому +9

    Isn't he just hilarious and the reason I watch the show, damn he's hot 🤗

  • @krystalmejia50
    @krystalmejia50 5 років тому +12

    “Baddasses don’t say that” 😂🤣🤣

  • @hafsamohamoud9008
    @hafsamohamoud9008 6 років тому +87

    So where the hell is the wicked witch of the west😂

  • @amannisar9888
    @amannisar9888 4 роки тому +21

    Lol wen he said “we’re not Japanese”

  • @misslaura199
    @misslaura199 4 роки тому +4

    'I'm Connor Jordan'
    'Damon germaphobe'
    😂 😂 😂

  • @kaelynehomer6284
    @kaelynehomer6284 6 років тому +35

    14:38 IS MY FAV... I LOVE DELENA

  • @nancymyers921
    @nancymyers921 4 роки тому +5

    I can’t imagine anyone else as Damon!

  • @milliebull2008
    @milliebull2008 4 роки тому +5

    Big bad vampire out here 😂😂 i love Damon 😂

  • @simoneritchie7257
    @simoneritchie7257 4 роки тому +3

    “3 2 1 bye”
    Why does this always make me laugh

  • @oddlyanzie3110
    @oddlyanzie3110 4 роки тому +5

    “I’m going to find him and I’m going to eat him”😂

  • @karlygodwin6646
    @karlygodwin6646 5 років тому +17

    So beasucally wvery line Damon has except maybe two 😂

  • @briannarottinghaus2135
    @briannarottinghaus2135 4 роки тому +16

    Damon: Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past.
    Also Damon: Newsflash, we're not Japanese.
    😂😂😂

  • @raintales494
    @raintales494 4 роки тому +6

    ✨Fun fact, there is such thing as Witchipidia and modern witches use it.✨

  • @jacquelinedimattia774
    @jacquelinedimattia774 5 років тому +5

    I really adore Damon Salvatore....😍🤩😍🤩

  • @jaydudebaker
    @jaydudebaker 5 років тому +17

    1:38 ROASTED OOOHHHHH

  • @misslaura199
    @misslaura199 4 роки тому +2

    'Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past well here's a newsflash, we're not Japanese' 😂😂😂

  • @vladianag9012
    @vladianag9012 4 роки тому +13

    Anyone in 2020?

  • @mollymitchell3789
    @mollymitchell3789 5 років тому +12

    9:47
    Me to everyone at school.

  • @arianasingawinata3001
    @arianasingawinata3001 5 років тому +30

    "You're disgusting,"
    "I know,"
    ---
    "What if I am a ripper?"
    "You're not a ripper."
    "What if I am?"
    "We'll try to find someone and figure it out."
    ---
    "Tell me why I'm not killing you??"

  • @andreasdiaries
    @andreasdiaries 5 років тому +12

    1:40 best line.

  • @AaGolden6Gaming
    @AaGolden6Gaming 3 роки тому +1

    Damon: “Oh I do, I just love that they love me”

  • @d3fault95
    @d3fault95 4 роки тому +3

    This whole bad good brother's reminds me of Daryl and merle dixon brothers in the walking dead

  • @Jaretzyisdaddy
    @Jaretzyisdaddy 5 років тому +4

    You know I started to be selfish when the bullying started probably 6/7 years old but when I was around 9 that’s probably when it alllll happened I’m 14 and I have to say selfish is awesome when u relate to daddy damon

  • @cassiewiemer2088
    @cassiewiemer2088 5 років тому +9

    i love damon he is my favorite actor?

  • @KiaraWilliamsX
    @KiaraWilliamsX 4 роки тому +3

    He really said “reaching” lol

  • @blancarosales3400
    @blancarosales3400 3 роки тому +1

    See I told you I can be a badass
    Shh badasses don't say that XD the best one and he's right LOL

  • @madisongroom5300
    @madisongroom5300 5 років тому +4

    1:40 😂😂 that's funny asf

  • @kunwarchib6175
    @kunwarchib6175 5 років тому +3

    i miss him

  • @kirankumar-yn8pq
    @kirankumar-yn8pq 4 роки тому +2

    Badassas don't say that...😅

  • @aoifemc3882
    @aoifemc3882 5 років тому +6

    Here’s a news flash, we’re not Japanese

  • @JusRaine
    @JusRaine 4 роки тому +1

    did yall see da hug ellena gave steffan :3

  • @sarahg2939
    @sarahg2939 6 років тому +19

    Best one 9:30

    • @courtenayoeltjen1096
      @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 років тому

      No the best one is where Damon's like oh frat party douche Central.

  • @MeccaShields
    @MeccaShields 5 років тому +1

    Out Lurker! 😂

  • @sarahneels4331
    @sarahneels4331 2 роки тому

    How does Klaus know anything, guy’s like a billion years old 😂

  • @madhut5955
    @madhut5955 5 років тому +1

    Funeral pun

  • @idontknow-fx2mz
    @idontknow-fx2mz 4 роки тому +4

    damon is fine 🥵

  • @nopenah2957
    @nopenah2957 2 роки тому

    IT WAS SO COMIC
    (BIG BAD VAMPIRE OVER HERE) VAMPIRE DONT SPEAK THEY HOP.U WENT TO COLLEGE DIDNT FND ANY CUTIE GIRL A BIT CHUBBY A BIT FATTY AND A BIT FAIR AND BIT FIGURY LIKE 37 30 37 FIGURE. INCHES I WAS SAYIN AND 5'8" HEIGHT .

  • @randomlyawesome
    @randomlyawesome 5 років тому +4

    Which episode is your favorite. Mine is "The Five" with the frat party ☺️

  • @parislaws8408
    @parislaws8408 3 роки тому

    The way she did Stefan was fucked up

  • @gracelindeen1032
    @gracelindeen1032 3 роки тому

    What season is 0.52 in? Because I would like to watch because it has been awhile. But love The vampire diaries.

  • @solhabtamu2102
    @solhabtamu2102 3 роки тому +1

    tyler is siyerd to klaws
    carolain; how do i fix him
    demon;get new boyfriend! haha

  • @mollymitchell3789
    @mollymitchell3789 5 років тому +1

    3:54 :)

  • @thaliaangels8503
    @thaliaangels8503 4 роки тому +1

    4:23

  • @holaputa1372
    @holaputa1372 5 років тому +2

    Elefan or delena

  • @kk-vk6ud
    @kk-vk6ud 4 роки тому

    what episode is 11:26 from?

  • @chelseaaboagye7721
    @chelseaaboagye7721 4 роки тому

    9:58

  • @demiderricka9765
    @demiderricka9765 3 роки тому

    Witch is mine practice my ass

  • @deborahjean6598
    @deborahjean6598 3 роки тому +1

    Deifnitely better to learn math before using a calculator. Rip off the band-aid.

  • @thaliaangels8503
    @thaliaangels8503 4 роки тому

    4:23