TVD - DAMON HUMOR #2 {ALL SEASONS} [The Vampire Diaries]

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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
  • I've gotten a lot of requests for this, so here you go! This is a gift from me to you, all my lovely subscribers! I hope you enjoy it, and have a wonderful upcoming year!
    The song is the Nintendo Mii Theme (Trap Remix) by VANDER. No copyright infringement intended, I don't own anything!

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  • @annabellaepolito4779
    @annabellaepolito4779 5 років тому +6405

    "Hi... i'm Damon and I have anger issues"
    "HI DAMON!"
    *awkward wave*

  • @gacharrey9270
    @gacharrey9270 5 років тому +8867

    “You once told me that calling me Satan was a insult to Satan”

  • @FlumeryVODs
    @FlumeryVODs 5 років тому +9458

    "Hi. I'm Damon. And I have anger issues."
    Mood

  • @ashpriyabasi7045
    @ashpriyabasi7045 5 років тому +4500

    squirrel
    *damon joins the chat*

  • @summerthurtell2763
    @summerthurtell2763 5 років тому +6692

    “dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. i told him it was joe. that lie will haunt me forever” 😂😂

  • @andreadelafuente8734
    @andreadelafuente8734 5 років тому +10915

    I'm preety sure Damon is really tired... of carrying the whole show on his back

  • @kenix2405
    @kenix2405 5 років тому +2320

    I always loved the on going squirrel jokes lmao

    • @db23821
      @db23821 4 роки тому +4

      Who didn't lmao

    • @sarahneels4331
      @sarahneels4331 2 роки тому +1

      Give my regards to the squirrels 💀😝

  • @ciannavalentine3481
    @ciannavalentine3481 5 років тому +6193

    “Dear diary,
    A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me *forever*” hahahaha I love Damon so much and these on going squirrel jokes, even better!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

    • @erikapurple2039
      @erikapurple2039 5 років тому +28

      everytime i hear it i cant stop laughing

    • @camillecarre8074
      @camillecarre8074 5 років тому +14

      It get me every time but now I can't stop thinking about Joe form you when I hear this name so😄

    • @kimtaehyung458
      @kimtaehyung458 4 роки тому +7

      Cianna valentine I fell off my bed when he said that

    • @jesssssica08
      @jesssssica08 4 роки тому +3

      LMAOOOO

    • @jesssssica08
      @jesssssica08 4 роки тому +4

      Annora Coulon I CANT STOP WHEEZING AT IT EVERYTIME I HEAR IT

  • @jclk06
    @jclk06 5 років тому +3784

    The show would be dead without him

    • @abbs369
      @abbs369 4 роки тому +6

      TJ Equestrian very true I love damon🥰🥰

    • @angelsagecarter9113
      @angelsagecarter9113 4 роки тому +17

      Or undead ....

    • @abbs369
      @abbs369 4 роки тому +8

      @That One Guy No

    • @ajlee3817
      @ajlee3817 4 роки тому +17

      No the show would literally be dead without bonnie

    • @madisonhite4117
      @madisonhite4117 4 роки тому +1

      @That One Guy eww no delana

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 5 років тому +1180

    Damon is my reason for watching the show as long as i did.
    "Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me forever."

  • @lalaolono
    @lalaolono 4 роки тому +679

    “If i see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.” THIS PART HAS ME DYING 💀

    • @randomllama9798
      @randomllama9798 4 роки тому +3

      What episode was this

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 4 роки тому +2

      I was done at that point... Done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭

  • @sav6132
    @sav6132 4 роки тому +658

    “Creepy dude that hangs out with mum that’s not ded” 😂

  • @vukasin_
    @vukasin_ 5 років тому +741

    3:13 By far one of the best humors of Damon

  • @kayshaemmett1192
    @kayshaemmett1192 4 роки тому +213

    “You hate me. You once told me calling me Satan was an insult to satan” 😂😂😂

    • @merjemasahbegovic5154
      @merjemasahbegovic5154 4 роки тому +3

      which season and episode was that?
      and when Stefan said that Caroline would help him find Elena, where was Elena
      i cant remember
      plss 🥺

    • @monika_mhatre_
      @monika_mhatre_ 3 роки тому

      @@merjemasahbegovic5154 season 5

  • @hannahdecker2931
    @hannahdecker2931 5 років тому +11456

    And seriously what is with Damon and squirrels

    • @tiffanyeliseglass
      @tiffanyeliseglass  5 років тому +218

      😂

    • @xxmilkyxxhoney6578
      @xxmilkyxxhoney6578 5 років тому +51

      Hannah Decker omg 😲 ya XD

    • @jclk06
      @jclk06 5 років тому +60

      They're hungry

    • @simritaverma5851
      @simritaverma5851 5 років тому +43

      Haha I wish I could watch the show but it's out from netflix

    • @ja-dc5dy
      @ja-dc5dy 5 років тому +163

      Oh i think it's because Stefan kinda feeds on squirrels so they're kinda on Damon's mind😂😂

  • @talamurley6481
    @talamurley6481 4 роки тому +159

    The way he said “don’t worry care bear, I have issued a no hanky-panky zone. No former flames will reignite on my watch. Mm-mmm, no how.”

    • @aubrey1697
      @aubrey1697 4 роки тому

      what episode is that

    • @talamurley6481
      @talamurley6481 4 роки тому

      AubreyLizabeth it’s in season 7, when they go on a trip with Valerie

  • @jincyc7781
    @jincyc7781 5 років тому +317

    Klaus and Damon are the best💕

  • @aliyahjohnson8163
    @aliyahjohnson8163 5 років тому +2985

    seriously man get outta here!!
    "if i see something... i haven't seen before.... ill throw a dollar at it"
    me: why damon salvatore may be the best character ever created

    • @hannahyasser8813
      @hannahyasser8813 5 років тому +5

      Aliyah Johnson lmao can you please tell me the meaning of it 😂

    • @makennawall4277
      @makennawall4277 5 років тому +3

      Aliyah Johnson finally someone agrees

    • @yashny
      @yashny 5 років тому +8

      @@hannahyasser8813 because he saw Katherine before ?? 😱

    • @isabeladepaula8733
      @isabeladepaula8733 5 років тому

      Aliyah Johnson literally my favorite line

    • @molepole1998
      @molepole1998 5 років тому +13

      Hannah yasser he’s been alive for 160 years, he’s seen some shit 😂😂

  • @hannahdecker2931
    @hannahdecker2931 5 років тому +208

    I love the can he read minds one 😂

  • @taigangahagan768
    @taigangahagan768 4 роки тому +444

    Who else is watching this in quarantine just to laugh for a bit 😂

  • @emohlays7310
    @emohlays7310 4 роки тому +78

    Underrrated line: “So, next order of business: mass murder :)” BEST LINE

  • @-naomi-9691
    @-naomi-9691 4 роки тому +486

    *DEAR DIARY*
    ChIpmUnk aSkEd mY nAmE tOdaY. I told him it was JOe. c: ThAt LiE..will *haUnT* me.. *ForEvEr..*

    • @mikaylalewis8674
      @mikaylalewis8674 4 роки тому

      Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Itzleah-th9cq
      @Itzleah-th9cq 4 роки тому +1

      Explain it to me someoneee

    • @insertnamehere1820
      @insertnamehere1820 4 роки тому +1

      @@Itzleah-th9cq well when stefan was on the animal blood diet,he was usally eating squirrels.

  • @nidapaliwala6192
    @nidapaliwala6192 5 років тому +187

    i can't imagine him as a normal person damon was born to be a vampire, don't argue with me

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 роки тому +13

      I think he just grew into that role. Like: "I'm a vampire now? Well fuck it, might as well start acting like it." In the flashbacks, Damon always seemed like a completely different person. But he mourned his death, got through the five stages of grief, and came out the other side as a proper mustache-twirling bad guy. Stefan, on the other hand, is still holding on to that human side, and then goes on a killing spree every time he realizes he's indeed a vampire.

    • @curassavica
      @curassavica 4 роки тому +5

      LMAO deadass. when they kept showing flashbacks of his human self in the 1800s i got thrown off so fast 💀

    • @Madi_Ernar
      @Madi_Ernar Рік тому

      @@notAshildr Well, a certain female vampire way back when taught him how to have fun

  • @mirandagarrett4123
    @mirandagarrett4123 5 років тому +454

    Am i wrong for thinking Damon has a secret liking for the squirrels?

    • @khxdija
      @khxdija 4 роки тому +8

      It's not very secret 💀😂

    • @paytonearhart2203
      @paytonearhart2203 4 роки тому +2

      No he does definitely does

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 3 роки тому +5

      He loves squirrels more than Elena

  • @marieatsedevalente1221
    @marieatsedevalente1221 4 роки тому +66

    “Hi I’m Demon and I have anger issues” I felt that

  • @jessieliew8475
    @jessieliew8475 4 роки тому +28

    i love how damon is funny without even trying, especially the way he talks and his face expressions. and he acts like the bad things are nothing and makes it funny

  • @bloomskystela
    @bloomskystela 4 роки тому +46

    Damon's dark humor is the best of all in TVD

  • @lillyrose4578
    @lillyrose4578 4 роки тому +56

    “Creepy dude who hangs out with mom who is not dad“

  • @genshin5288
    @genshin5288 3 роки тому +31

    Ian Somerhalder didn't just play the role, he lived it.

    • @ntokozopatience9522
      @ntokozopatience9522 8 місяців тому

      The way Ian someholder acted the it was like if it was his life ❤❤

  • @notwhoyouthink8558
    @notwhoyouthink8558 4 роки тому +58

    D: “you should get out and enjoy the sun...oh wait, you can’t”
    Well he sure knew how 2020 was going to be💀

  • @lunaxstrange
    @lunaxstrange 3 роки тому +13

    "Creepy dude who hangs out with mom. But isn't dad"
    I DIED 💀

  • @ArtsyCreature
    @ArtsyCreature 4 роки тому +39

    Not that its any of your business but yes i do, and she loves me, we're in THE LUVVVVV

  • @aleena_dramaqueen
    @aleena_dramaqueen 5 років тому +84

    I hate how the writers in the last 2 seasons would make Damon the bad guy us knowing he is not the bad guy.

  • @nicholegathers5187
    @nicholegathers5187 3 роки тому +8

    "Hi,I'm Damon and I have anger issues" and "Here doggie doggie" are my favorites

  • @chantal9555
    @chantal9555 3 роки тому +3

    “Well this isn’t awkward at all…I’ll be anywhere else but here”
    Third wheeling 101

  • @bombonchocolate9705
    @bombonchocolate9705 4 роки тому +19

    "You should get out enjoy the sun oh wait you can't"
    Gave me quarantine vibes

  • @riyuu888
    @riyuu888 5 років тому +36

    These videos remind me everytime why Damon is my favourite TVD character

  • @kylaproctor6834
    @kylaproctor6834 4 роки тому +11

    "Creepy dude who hangs out with mom who's not dad" lmaoooo

  • @melissa4380
    @melissa4380 4 роки тому +25

    “Hi I’m Damon and I have anger issues” made me die and it’s not helping that I’m watching this at like 4:00 am 💀💀

  • @nothingnothing6359
    @nothingnothing6359 4 роки тому +55

    Damon: I am looking for a healthy outlet for my rage
    *destroyes lamp*
    Also Damon: Haven't found it yet

    • @graygrey123
      @graygrey123 4 роки тому +1

      What episode is that from

  • @emmagerety6980
    @emmagerety6980 4 роки тому +9

    My favorite quote was when Damon called Klaus’ father “Papa Original.” It kills me every time 😂

  • @bonniegriffin8840
    @bonniegriffin8840 4 роки тому +37

    “let me guess one of this is blonde, and the other likes turning people into human pez dispensers” 💀💀😂😂😂 i love damon

  • @summerthurtell2763
    @summerthurtell2763 5 років тому +28

    stefan is the best man in the show hands down but damon has the best humour “hi, i’m damon and i have anger issues” 😂

  • @danesmith8491
    @danesmith8491 5 років тому +179

    Here's my RSVP hybrid 😂😂😂😂

  • @eleanor..dillon
    @eleanor..dillon 4 роки тому +17

    U know the funniest thing every time Damon sais “chew it up into tiny little pieces and feed it to the squirrels” the face he makes after that 😂

  • @juliusrosen7190
    @juliusrosen7190 3 роки тому +18

    2:23 Proves how lovably savage Damon is!

  • @gabriellehouser1033
    @gabriellehouser1033 5 років тому +16

    "oh I know. creepy dude who hangs out with mom... who's not dad" I died a little bit

  • @hendelhefni4942
    @hendelhefni4942 4 роки тому +8

    My favourite is " Is it possible for there to be just one of someone around here?" Practically sums up the whole show 😂😂

  • @Marcyradomblake
    @Marcyradomblake 4 роки тому +34

    "Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever. "
    - Damon Salvatore

  • @actuallyidfk1236
    @actuallyidfk1236 4 роки тому +53

    Damon is always the one that turns s akward moment to The funniest moment ever. I love him 💝😳

  • @djennasmits7090
    @djennasmits7090 5 років тому +27

    3:41 was like
    Hi....I'm damon....and i have anger issues
    HI DAMON!!!

  • @harini2879
    @harini2879 3 роки тому +9

    IF IT WASN'T FOR HIS HUMOR THE SHOW WOULD'VE PROBABLY NOT RUN LOL ....LOVE THAT MAN!!

  • @beccawoods9840
    @beccawoods9840 3 роки тому +7

    4:08 "Taking bets on which one goes south first" 😂

  • @missderby305
    @missderby305 5 років тому +15

    You once told me that calling me satan was an insult to satan.

    • @merjemasahbegovic5154
      @merjemasahbegovic5154 4 роки тому

      which season and episode was that?
      and when Stefan said that Caroline would help him find Elena, where was Elena
      i cant remember
      plss 🥺

  • @anisagupta
    @anisagupta 4 роки тому +9

    Damn this man carried the show 8 seasons.......😌✨

  • @ashleyelvay6494
    @ashleyelvay6494 4 роки тому +7

    "Hi. I'm Damon. And I have anger issues." 😂😂😂🤣

  • @Ceejay009
    @Ceejay009 2 роки тому

    "So next order of business,... Mass murder"
    Took me out! Lmao

  • @ozarpy6829
    @ozarpy6829 4 роки тому +17

    My favourite part is “ if I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    1:18

  • @50shehanashanavas98
    @50shehanashanavas98 3 роки тому +1

    Dear dairy"a chimpmunk asked me my name"🤣😂lol

  • @ang3533
    @ang3533 4 роки тому +4

    - *squirrel* has started a live -
    - *Damon Salvatore* has joined -

  • @meltort2711
    @meltort2711 5 років тому +8

    “if i see something i havent before ill throw a dolar at it” I DIED AT THIS LINEEEEEE

  • @dorinaorcic6670
    @dorinaorcic6670 4 роки тому

    3:42 ,, Hi I'm Damon and I have anger issues.'' ,, Hi Damon" awkkward wave , haha i love this part

  • @gisellemunoz5119
    @gisellemunoz5119 4 роки тому +2

    “If I seen something I haven’t seen before I’ll throw $1 at it” one of my favorite lines

  • @silent-reader
    @silent-reader Рік тому

    "if i see anything i havnt seen before ill throw a dollar at it" got me so good

  • @elephantgirl1303
    @elephantgirl1303 Рік тому +1

    “How exactly did they Gilbert, Donovan brain trust put all of that together” 🤣

  • @Phoenixonfire21
    @Phoenixonfire21 4 роки тому +3

    "You hate me"
    “You once told me that calling me Satan was a insult to Satan” Lmao

  • @chelseacanales8763
    @chelseacanales8763 4 роки тому +1

    “Meaning what? Your biceps smaller, and your brain got smaller?” Gotta love the remark.

  • @emmagerety6980
    @emmagerety6980 4 роки тому +2

    “Creepy dude who hangs out with mom but isn’t dad” 😂

  • @sagagirl8953
    @sagagirl8953 3 роки тому +1

    Damon: Hi I'm damon and I have anger issues
    Everyone: hi damon

  • @katiebroadway
    @katiebroadway 3 роки тому +2

    "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it." I know he did not just say that- 🤣🤣
    This is why he's my favorite.

  • @holly289
    @holly289 Рік тому

    “hi i’m damon and i have anger issues” IS THE BEST ONE

  • @sav9475
    @sav9475 4 роки тому +5

    "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it"
    ~Damon Salvatore

  • @Geeu27
    @Geeu27 3 роки тому +1

    "creepy dude who hangs out with mom who's not dad" 😂😂😂😂

  • @idalundborg5002
    @idalundborg5002 4 роки тому +4

    ” Hi Im Damon and i have anger issues”
    Me every day 🤣

  • @tryingtohit5kfollowerswith672
    @tryingtohit5kfollowerswith672 4 роки тому

    Dear dear, a chipmunk asked me my name was today , I told him it was joe. MAN I ALWAYS LAUGH AT THAT

  • @alexandra-sv6ql
    @alexandra-sv6ql 4 роки тому +19

    “We’re in LuUvV”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arnavkukreti2009
    @arnavkukreti2009 4 роки тому

    My Favourite.. "A chipmunk asked my name today and I lied,,, it's gonna Haunt me forever" 😂 😂

  • @lexis6269
    @lexis6269 5 років тому +20

    Damon ❤️❤️. Imma go watch the show for the 434673676th time rq

  • @brittneyharfield
    @brittneyharfield 4 роки тому

    damon humor, one of the best forms of humor to exist.

  • @nosoph
    @nosoph 4 роки тому +3

    “Dear dairy, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe, that lie will haunt me forever” AHHAHAS IM STILL LAUGHING

  • @bunbundev4657
    @bunbundev4657 4 роки тому

    ‘Don’t worry care bear,I have issued a no hanky-panky zone.No Former Flames will reignite on my watch. Mm-mmm no how!’ He is the definition of funny. 🤣😂🤣

  • @vlogsbytiffany2726
    @vlogsbytiffany2726 4 роки тому

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Damon :We're in the Luvv

  • @sheilamatos6365
    @sheilamatos6365 4 роки тому +3

    “ dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today.. I told him it was joe. That lie will haunt me *forever* “

  • @BMPuri-qk3ud
    @BMPuri-qk3ud 4 роки тому

    Sybil " You can't spell damon without saying damn"🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @xxizzyxx4408
    @xxizzyxx4408 4 роки тому +3

    "If I see something I haven't seen before i'll throw a dollar at it" He kills me

  • @olaalsalahi
    @olaalsalahi 4 роки тому

    “We’re in luuuuuuv” - Damon Salvatore

  • @sprinklezcantspel
    @sprinklezcantspel 5 років тому +36

    Yassssssss I love Damon, keep at it!

  • @sayanithakur5259
    @sayanithakur5259 3 роки тому

    Damon's back got hurt and he went to see a doctor. He was carrying the whole show on this back yk.

  • @gargisuresh472
    @gargisuresh472 4 роки тому +5

    " Maybe it's the sound of existential despair."

  • @CommenterGirl
    @CommenterGirl 2 роки тому

    If I saw Damon being serious, i'll throw a dollar at it

  • @niicole5559
    @niicole5559 4 роки тому +6

    0:11 💀💀 poor damon with all that doppelganger shit

  • @Random_8713
    @Random_8713 Рік тому +2

    Why does Damon love feeding stuff to the squirrels 😂

  • @lealoveslouis2836
    @lealoveslouis2836 4 роки тому +4

    not to be overdramatic or anything, but this man is the funniest person alive.

  • @lavanyakumari3533
    @lavanyakumari3533 4 роки тому

    This gives away that elder sibling can be fun n there is nothing weird in that!

  • @riss527
    @riss527 4 роки тому +4

    "Dear diary a chipmunk asked me my name today I told him it was Joe that lie will hunt me forever"🤣🤣

  • @ananya8087
    @ananya8087 4 роки тому

    1:51 the mm-mmm no how 😂😂 and stefans head turn after that 😂😂

  • @marleyjennings543
    @marleyjennings543 4 роки тому +6

    1:45 I can’t 🤣🤣 ian was made for this role

  • @raedevyn
    @raedevyn 3 роки тому +1

    "I've issued a no hanky-panky zone"

  • @sevval4226
    @sevval4226 5 років тому +34

    3:13 my favourite

  • @Eviemanifests
    @Eviemanifests Рік тому

    YOU ONCE TOLD ME THAT CALLING ME SATAN WAS AN INSULT TO SATAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BEST LINE EVER