@@jackkennedy5211 joe rogan hosting a bill burr and dave chapelle podcast??? Are you out of your mind??? Are you for human extinction? A pod cast like that would literally kill millions of people, thats how funny it would be It’ll be like the movie the ring but you would die after 7 seconds instead of 7 days
No. Shotguns have a fairly small spread, depending on the gun and the round used roughly 15" at 10 yards. Also if you're not able to hit center mass with a pistol then either you're really far away, or you have no idea how to shoot a gun AND have some serious vision problems.
Had one of these idiots arguing with me about how 90 percent of accidents happen 2 miles or less from your house. No fucking shit? That's where you drive the most.
@@seekerrild4629 you need to understand the psychology fact behind it tho. It's the same why work accidents mostly happens in the last 15 min of your shifts. Shark attacks human on the coast, they mistaken you for a seal. Don't see much seals off the coast, do you? The kind that lives in north America are called harbor seals. He's saying you need to understand the facts before getting conclusions too quick. That's why I love Joe Rogan, he finds answers before pretending anything.
@@seekerrild4629 There was a study that was done that found a strong correlation between the ice cream sales and number of shark attacks for a number of beaches that were sampled. Conclusion: Increasing ice cream sales causes more shark attacks.
My friend in high school showed me this the very first time I asked him who Bill Burr was Ever since I have also showed other people this exact clip Every single time I have made those people lifelong bill burr fans
These guys are by far my favourite comedians, of our time. They are both extremely good at what they do: they are quirky and hilarious while also being brutally honest, without sugar coating facts to be politically correct. Many other comedians make me laugh too, sure, but these are just better because of their honesty / the messages behind their shows.
@@iiRaWDaWG yeah, but it's still ironic to hear all these people praising him as a freedom of speech hero who isn't afraid to speak his mind and hurt feelings and be a man and all this shit... But he doesn't know anything about guns.
I know Billy was on Chappelle show but I NEED to see these two do a collab together this year of some sort even if it's just on Bills podcast. These two really know how to point out faults in society without hate and make it fucking hilarious
Bill Burr will always be my favorite. In a world where everyone go out of their way to be offended over every little thing, Bill Burr is there to give them something to really cry about🤣
Hello i think we should stop using GOAT, the goat gets on the stage to be sacraficed and slaughter for the community and i think Bill is the Greatest of all time too, but i think he deserves that we say/write that too and not just a acronym
@@yasuke7551 i know except the spelling, he is also a ,,precious insightfull genius,, so lets call him pig, but in a way all that is besides the point if you think someone is the ,,Greatest of all time,, doesnt he deserve that me make that little effort and say or wirte that completly and not just use an acronym?
“A shotgun isn’t something you can just come home with?” Has to be one of the funniest city boy lines I’ve ever heard. Out in the woods that’s just the wife saying “he bought another AR”
I'm in the woods, off grid, North Canada.. Saw a cougar yesterday don't see them normally. It's bears most often I see.. I have a bow, I use for deer, and in an emergency, and a bolt stunner for harvesting /culling livestock. In 10 years my wife and I have been building this homestead, not one time have I ever needed a gun.
@@ZarkowsWorld don't need luck or guns cuz I ain't an American coward idiot. Good luck with your theocratic police state shit hole back water third world gutter you call a country.. All I have is rights like a right to medical care, education, privacy and complete freedom from Religions stupid. And no guns nuts!!!
The guy selling guns is a fucking legend. Like I'm pretty sure he had a good idea what was up, knew Dave needed something for defending yourself and was more than happy to assist him.
@@johncadden202 Lol a .22? You aren't basing that off Bill Burrs opinion, are you? You can hear and see perfectly fine with a 9mm after shooting it. I would agree with him from there on up, deafness would be a problem with the others above it. But 9mm does me fine, I shoot without protection all the time, never makes my ears ring. Takes about 10-20% of your hearing, so still manageable in a dark bedroom. If you don't know what skit I'm referring to, please reply and I'll post the link. It's hilarious.
When my daughter was younger she called them daytime zombies. She made it a game to see how many she could count while driving (H addicts)... I figured hey why not...whatever gets her practicing counting in the double digits 🤣😂
WARNING: DO NOT watch this video while working out. Especially if you're doing heavy reps... I nearly tore something when Dave said "but that won't kill a man"
In my opinion bill is the best comedian to play the game, never misses and and his tv performances are all on point
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Man, I love this bit by Burr, every line is hilarious. "I just want to shoot the guy, I don´t want to do a lot of drywall work, refrain my diploma, give my parakeet another friend" HAAHAHHAA
I know right! The 3rd date with my now wife was at the gun range. I offered to take her to the zoo, the gun range was HER counter offer! How could I refuse? God I love my wife! :-) And she's a damn good shot too!
I never owned a gun; living in nothern Italy, never felt the need to. But I'm pretty sure that if I come home with a shotgun, my wife would look at it, take it and ask me "and what did you buy for yourself?"
Watched a friend do something similar to Dave's formula for loading a shotgun. He explained it a somewhat similar fashion. After watching him load it, I mentioned that he needed to do the formula in reverse as the last round in is the first round out, unless you keep one chambered. Then you would load that round, and feed them in, still in reverse order. I wouldn't get so complex, if the gun was purely for defense, I'd likely prefer all the rounds to be 00 buck. You could keep a few slug rounds fastened to the stock or action. But, to each their own.
I'd leave the chamber empty. 90% of your home invasion problems are going to go away with the sound of racking that first shell. A lot less cleanup, and no having to deal with the boys in blue.
I watched these two specials and Chappelle nearly did Burr's entire set of topics, but using different jokes. It was even filmed in the same city, but years later. I hope Bill got paid.
“You might as well be standing there with a stapler” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Gathering supplies for the toughest guy on the block” how I feel playing rust
I thank you for your supplies
I literally see this comment as soon as he said that
Same thing but ARK
Up ⬆️ and then I
Send em to the beach
Chappelle and Burr should do a podcast together, bet they've got some great stories.
I'm pretty sure Chappelle has a podcast coming out for Apple tv soon. That should be pretty awesome
Orrrr joe rogan could host it
@@jackkennedy5211 joe rogan hosting a bill burr and dave chapelle podcast??? Are you out of your mind??? Are you for human extinction? A pod cast like that would literally kill millions of people, thats how funny it would be
It’ll be like the movie the ring but you would die after 7 seconds instead of 7 days
Chappelle has the Midnight Miracle and Bill was on an episode just recently
Bill already has a podcast on yt since 2007
“The gun is Jamaican Buckshot, buckshot, buckshot “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rofl
Bill Burr always brings hilarious solid comedy to real life situations.
Everything the gun shop guy said to Burr is true
😂😂😂
Even the way he tucked his lip 😂😂
No, not at all. The shotgun part was idiotic, and the pistol part was even dumber.
No. Shotguns have a fairly small spread, depending on the gun and the round used roughly 15" at 10 yards. Also if you're not able to hit center mass with a pistol then either you're really far away, or you have no idea how to shoot a gun AND have some serious vision problems.
@@colepeterson9961 i would say birdshot out of a shotgun spreads more than a 9mm out of a handgun…
"Just say no what's so hard about that?" 😂😂😊... Truest reflective words ever!
"No shit , thats where the people are" had me crying
It's logic.
☠️
Had one of these idiots arguing with me about how 90 percent of accidents happen 2 miles or less from your house.
No fucking shit? That's where you drive the most.
@@seekerrild4629 you need to understand the psychology fact behind it tho. It's the same why work accidents mostly happens in the last 15 min of your shifts. Shark attacks human on the coast, they mistaken you for a seal. Don't see much seals off the coast, do you? The kind that lives in north America are called harbor seals. He's saying you need to understand the facts before getting conclusions too quick. That's why I love Joe Rogan, he finds answers before pretending anything.
@@seekerrild4629 There was a study that was done that found a strong correlation between the ice cream sales and number of shark attacks for a number of beaches that were sampled. Conclusion: Increasing ice cream sales causes more shark attacks.
Dude that bull burr right there is the funniest shit that he has ever been performed. Hysterical comedy.
My friend in high school showed me this the very first time I asked him who Bill Burr was
Ever since I have also showed other people this exact clip
Every single time I have made those people lifelong bill burr fans
And the helicopter bit.
Did you see the bit about sinking cruise ships?
These guys are by far my favourite comedians, of our time.
They are both extremely good at what they do: they are quirky and hilarious while also being brutally honest, without sugar coating facts to be politically correct.
Many other comedians make me laugh too, sure, but these are just better because of their honesty / the messages behind their shows.
Your favorite comedian, by his own admission, knows nothing about guns and doesn't know how to purchase one.
Unless he lied for the joke.
@@iRazenrak well that’s why he’s a comedian not in the military.
@@iiRaWDaWG yeah, but it's still ironic to hear all these people praising him as a freedom of speech hero who isn't afraid to speak his mind and hurt feelings and be a man and all this shit...
But he doesn't know anything about guns.
@@iRazenrak bc he’s a comedian. Most comedians are afraid to speak on certain subjects, he isn’t. Has nothing to do with guns…
@@iRazenrak I try to get what you mean by that. Is the essence "A man needs to know about guns"?
Dude is not only one of the best comedians to ever live he is also a master story teller. He could talk about anything and I'd be glued to the shit!
Are you talking about Bill or Dave?
@@user-mq3yz1ij2o both
I know Billy was on Chappelle show but I NEED to see these two do a collab together this year of some sort even if it's just on Bills podcast. These two really know how to point out faults in society without hate and make it fucking hilarious
Bill Burr will always be my favorite. In a world where everyone go out of their way to be offended over every little thing, Bill Burr is there to give them something to really cry about🤣
You sound offended by people being offended tho 😂
@@sepg5084 it's more disheartening to see everyone crying about nothing to further their own gain 😅
@@sepg5084 the world is just sensitive bro
"I wanna get a gun" what an intro. 🤣
Chappelle and Burr damn. Might be the best duo ever.
"Hang in there, whites."
God I died. I'm white but that's shit is truth.
This man is the GOAT.
Hello i think we should stop using GOAT, the goat gets on the stage to be sacraficed and slaughter for the community and i think Bill is the Greatest of all time too, but i think he deserves that we say/write that too and not just a acronym
@@bakmata6795WHAT?? GOAT has zero relation to goats
@@yasuke7551 i know except the spelling, he is also a ,,precious insightfull genius,, so lets call him pig, but in a way all that is besides the point if you think someone is the ,,Greatest of all time,, doesnt he deserve that me make that little effort and say or wirte that completly and not just use an acronym?
@@bakmata6795 I don’t know what drugs you have been smoking but it’s obviously good shit.
@@bakmata6795 this doesn't even make sense because dave has called himself "supposedly the GOAT". No one has an issue with the term except you
Long time favorite, both of them. They are beyond comedians, they are damn artists!
“A shotgun isn’t something you can just come home with?” Has to be one of the funniest city boy lines I’ve ever heard. Out in the woods that’s just the wife saying “he bought another AR”
I'm in the woods, off grid, North Canada..
Saw a cougar yesterday don't see them normally. It's bears most often I see..
I have a bow, I use for deer, and in an emergency, and a bolt stunner for harvesting /culling livestock. In 10 years my wife and I have been building this homestead, not one time have I ever needed a gun.
@Sons Of Liberty yea ain't no gun crazed American neighbor arms race up here. Or it could be, I'm not scared of everyone and everything.
@@larryscarr3897 good for u
@@larryscarr3897 Since your government is banning guns, good luck then.
@@ZarkowsWorld don't need luck or guns cuz I ain't an American coward idiot. Good luck with your theocratic police state shit hole back water third world gutter you call a country..
All I have is rights like a right to medical care, education, privacy and complete freedom from Religions stupid. And no guns nuts!!!
“Now you step on a rake and in you go”😂this had me dying
The guy selling guns is a fucking legend. Like I'm pretty sure he had a good idea what was up, knew Dave needed something for defending yourself and was more than happy to assist him.
Immediate thumbs up for ol' Billy Burr
Chappelle >>€
Boffem 🐐🐐💫💫👏👏
"The gun's Jamaican" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm weak.
That Transtion was so smooth from Bill to Dave and you need credit for doing it!
I want that gun store owner to get his own special. He sounds amazing.
Do you realize how stupid this sounds? That's what's wrong with America
Chappelle has such an interesting style, just telling stories making observations, really great comedian
Bill Burr & Dave Chappelle. Two of my favorite comedians!!!
2 of my all-time favorite comedians right here. God Bless America, free speech and the right to bear arms!!!!
Shut up you uneducated overweight piece of red white and blue happy meals
@@daddydoza5164 LMAO thank you, kind sir. Your words are very much appreciated. Oh, and GOD BLESS AMERICA.
I'm from the UK. Not many guns around, but if I lived in the US I'd definitely have a 22. Dave and Bill are also my favourite comedians.👍
@@johncadden202 Lol a .22? You aren't basing that off Bill Burrs opinion, are you? You can hear and see perfectly fine with a 9mm after shooting it. I would agree with him from there on up, deafness would be a problem with the others above it. But 9mm does me fine, I shoot without protection all the time, never makes my ears ring. Takes about 10-20% of your hearing, so still manageable in a dark bedroom. If you don't know what skit I'm referring to, please reply and I'll post the link. It's hilarious.
@@johncadden202 also these 2 are my favorite as well, the 2 greatest of all time, by far. Every single special is 10/10. Noone comes close to these 2.
God! I love these two.
You might as well be standing with a big stapler shit got me 😂😂
Just finished Burrs skit and it was an amazing message while still being hilarious.
"It's got a good sprEAd." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Bill Burr but about stats is actually true in almost every case.
There’s a 90% chance you are wrong 😑
@@MysticDonBlair almost funny
Based on what bullshit? Come to South Africa and let your stats defend you!
@@matttaylor8099?
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Chapelle is a legend
Love how he speaks truth
❤❤
Chapelle - Please add at least One Slug as the 3rd or 4th shell - some times you just need to make an Impression...
The style he has developed is magical. Artist
He's in the living room !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm glad Bill is still living with Pete Davidson's mother.
I love how both of these guys clearly did their research 😂.
When my daughter was younger she called them daytime zombies. She made it a game to see how many she could count while driving (H addicts)... I figured hey why not...whatever gets her practicing counting in the double digits 🤣😂
😂😂
Truly needed comedic teachers! Listen and get taught today, before WWlll possibly commences!
I feel Dave’s pain. I was born in Ohio & still love Ohio ( left after 13 yrs) and I’m a white female bt I still get it.
Your hometown is a shithole too? I feel your pain lady.
@@CeeDoubleU Nah, states have tons of food, can't call it a shithole.
@@distinctloafer plenty of shitholes everywhere
@@distinctloafer I've been in Ohio. It's a sh!thole
Literally my two favorite comedians! The irony the both of them use is the funniest for me! I love how they both play on the races!
Gun shop guy was actually quite witty and insightful.
Ironically, I get an ad for a zombie shooting game while watching Bill Burr. 😁
WARNING: DO NOT watch this video while working out. Especially if you're doing heavy reps... I nearly tore something when Dave said "but that won't kill a man"
At the very end Dave says "after that the guns Jamacin, Buckshot, ..." fell on the floor. Love these 2 gentleman, hope the world doesn't change them.
"A heroine addicted white"
Lol , gets me every time 😂
Or "...poor white people really, REALLY, love their . . . . . . Heroine."
😂 I'm dying!
In my opinion bill is the best comedian to play the game, never misses and and his tv performances are all on point
Man, I love this bit by Burr, every line is hilarious. "I just want to shoot the guy, I don´t want to do a lot of drywall work, refrain my diploma, give my parakeet another friend" HAAHAHHAA
Favorite comedians of my generation. I hope they collab at some point, shit would be hilarious
The best of the best pound per pound
Yo when Dave dropped the “just say no” that shit was hilarious
They are both surprisingly accurate about the process of buying a gun.
Oh they are?
"After that the gun's Jamaican" 😂😂😂😂😂
Love that formula Dave Chappelle, 😅...respect 🖤💚💛
"I live with my girl, I can't just bring home a gun" Man, Cali is a whole diffrent world.
I know right! The 3rd date with my now wife was at the gun range. I offered to take her to the zoo, the gun range was HER counter offer! How could I refuse? God I love my wife! :-) And she's a damn good shot too!
Bill burr and Dave chappelle help with my depression. Thanks guys
If you want real intellectual information, you listen to comedy shows. Because anything "official" is a joke at this point.
Nail on the head brother!
Bought my wife a nice gun 10 years ago, she still hasn't seen it but yeah I bought it for her.
Dave’s scream is hilarious 😂
Bill Burr has appeared in The Mandalorian, it's only fair for Dave to appear in Ahsoka Tano series. Maybe as the Voice of the Force
As a force ghost lol "IM NOT YELLING THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK"
Bill was in breaking bad too.
I think an overly engaged guardsman would be more appropriate
In Tyrone biggum voice "y'all got anymore of them midichlorians?"
Fucking Bill, I’ve seen this shit 100 times and it still literally cracks me up.
4:37 Bill literally described RE7
Dave’s first gun was a 12 gauge he must’ve gone to the same gun store as Bill
Bill Burr was hilarious as one of the announcers on the Racial Draft sketch during the old Chappelle Show.
The Miami Beach line was my favorite line of the whole skit.............
Two of the best.....I hope they work together again.
Both such great comedians!
Bill Burr is the all time MVP
"Just say no" was directed to children before they used.
I never owned a gun; living in nothern Italy, never felt the need to. But I'm pretty sure that if I come home with a shotgun, my wife would look at it, take it and ask me "and what did you buy for yourself?"
Congratulations on finding a true wife.
Hahaha!
Based wife
That last bit about alternating shell types was actually interesting...
$2 🤣🤣🤣🤣 now thats a bargain 👌🏻 cant even get a tank of gas that cheap anymore! 🥴
"One barrel for me and one barrel for you". He really know shit about guns unless hes into duck hunting!😂.
Bill Burr ,one of the all time greats
Bill's "WHAOW" with the shotgun kills me everytime
I’m from Ohio and Dave Chappelle is 100% correct! 🙌🤣🤣
“And after that, the gun’s 🇯🇲 “🤣😂💀🪦
I love chapelle insights, goes back to the days of chapelle show
Best Combo is Birdshot, Buckshot & Slug or the defence rounds that separate!
I showed up with a shotgun and my girl asked where hers is lmao
Damnnn burrrs bit is insaanne 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two of my favorite comedians
Chappell, bill, joe, kat, ... real jokes
"Black and SWEATIN'! Sweatin' and BLACK!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is simply too funny!
Watched a friend do something similar to Dave's formula for loading a shotgun. He explained it a somewhat similar fashion. After watching him load it, I mentioned that he needed to do the formula in reverse as the last round in is the first round out, unless you keep one chambered. Then you would load that round, and feed them in, still in reverse order. I wouldn't get so complex, if the gun was purely for defense, I'd likely prefer all the rounds to be 00 buck. You could keep a few slug rounds fastened to the stock or action. But, to each their own.
Sounds like this is a legal mandate though
sounds like good excuse
@@bry8120 100% not
I'd leave the chamber empty. 90% of your home invasion problems are going to go away with the sound of racking that first shell. A lot less cleanup, and no having to deal with the boys in blue.
damn dougster, were you the dude behind the counter
I watched these two specials and Chappelle nearly did Burr's entire set of topics, but using different jokes. It was even filmed in the same city, but years later. I hope Bill got paid.
Protect Dave at all costs
Protect him? Lol.
@@yearight5303 yep from the ppl trying to cancel him
Chapelle is fucking GOAT
Two of the BEST!!
Two #GOATS
Boom “ ain’t got a problem over here “ lmao
These are two of the best, but Dave is the king! xD
I love Capelles scream😂
6:31 i like that transition
Who is ever gonna be better than these two guys here man I swear what a time to be alive❤❤❤😭😂😂😂
Guns Jamaican gets me every time 😂
its funny how dave talks seriously when its not a joke nd doesnt laugh everyone else does not knowing what the message hes putting out really means.
wahahaaha "Just say NO" true story. If only comedians were politicians, we would still pay tax but at least we would be having fun.....
Bill Burr u fuckin legend. And Dave OMFG. I just died tonight
2 best comedians alive
Two geniuses of comedy right there