Clever play by Fontaine there, leaving the Newgate beans out instead of the store brand. Most of us would have sacrificed the cheapest beans to minimise our losses, but Fontaine turned the game on its head and hit him with the best beans. Guy didn't know what to say, wind right out of his sails. Hadda admit it, they're a good bean are those Newgates.
Gotta ask yourself, and I'm askin' you -- beans aside. The wind's not in the sails, but, where'd you get the sails, Fontaine? You think I didn't notice the boat? The harbor? Newgate? How much are you hiding here, Fontaine? And what's this gotta do with your son? Uncomfortable? Good, the coffee's great, but the milk is talking, and you're not gonna like what it has to say, Fontaine...that is, unless you think you can grease my wheels, like you did that boat of yours.
All jokes aside that New York American accent is damn good. It's actually a more subtle and unique version than the stereotypical one that most people would go for. I'm impressed.
I started watching Columbo again and in the first one he somehow convinces a woman to let him into her kitchen to make an omelette. I forgot just how perfect this video is at capturing that
There's this Irish group with a song that's on the radio loads at the minute in the UK - Fontaines D.C. Whenever they come on, this is all I can think of.
I was just playing a game called Greedfall. One of the first missions has a character named Sir Fontaine and I had to retrieve his son from him because he signed a contract to give him up as a cabin boy to the Nautical faction and regretted it. I thought of this. You might like the game too, Viper.
I think a homeless man just tricked me into giving him a free meal
It's the man in the shed or atleast a relation
@@bencowleymonaghan6004 congratulations
A homeless man who has extensive knowledge of your home
You're Mr Fontaine??
I had a son 3 months ago, and I'm constantly saying CONGRATULATIONS to him.
Thanks Francis for the memories
"Congratulationnnns Mr Fontaine, you have a father!"
congratulations! you got a son , just like Fontaine , hes got a son as well.
Years ago I got obsessed with this video and my girlfriend hated it 😂😂
"All these flavors, Fontaine... and all I can think about... is your sooonn." 🤣
Clever play by Fontaine there, leaving the Newgate beans out instead of the store brand. Most of us would have sacrificed the cheapest beans to minimise our losses, but Fontaine turned the game on its head and hit him with the best beans. Guy didn't know what to say, wind right out of his sails. Hadda admit it, they're a good bean are those Newgates.
Gotta ask yourself, and I'm askin' you -- beans aside. The wind's not in the sails, but, where'd you get the sails, Fontaine? You think I didn't notice the boat? The harbor? Newgate? How much are you hiding here, Fontaine? And what's this gotta do with your son? Uncomfortable? Good, the coffee's great, but the milk is talking, and you're not gonna like what it has to say, Fontaine...that is, unless you think you can grease my wheels, like you did that boat of yours.
I don't know a ton about Ireland, but isn't Newgate Aldi brand?
@@eSportDjango lidl I think
Insane play
Haha vintage Fontaine
How am I still watching this , year after years, hilarious
All jokes aside that New York American accent is damn good. It's actually a more subtle and unique version than the stereotypical one that most people would go for. I'm impressed.
its crazy good
My favorite part is when he reaches for the cigarettes but he can't see because of the hat and glasses so he awkwardly fingers for them for a moment.
I love how he exhales out of his nose
@@dertysprite Yeah man. The nose whistles are on point.
@@dertysprite even the lip thing he does is on point
He’s some man for one man is Francis. Unbelievable acting.
He's a lovely little manin is francis
My son was born yesterday and I've had this in my head all day 😂
Congratulations 🥳
Congratulations Mister Fernandes! You got a son.
Dows he like cwoffee?
Congratulaaaaations mr fernandes. You got a son.
The only question is "where's your son Mr. Fernandez? "
Thank god he’s uploading again
bannor216 its a Christmas miracle
will you be supporting the patreon minister?
Bad habit
Big sad now
I started watching Columbo again and in the first one he somehow convinces a woman to let him into her kitchen to make an omelette. I forgot just how perfect this video is at capturing that
Watching Columbo? Congratulations.
You got a son
i watched Columbo to see of that was true, then i rewatched it with my son, because ..i got a son
It has been loteral years since I first saw this and every few days you'll get a "congratulations, you gotta fridge" from me.
Christian bales transformations keep getting better
I desperately need another Fontaine video. its been too long
Quoffee
But every cup of quoffee... needs a drop of milk right?
@@ReviewOrcsUSA so mr cup and mr milk have been singing like a canary
@@ReviewOrcsUSA CONGRATULAAATIOOOONS!
Mister Fontaine,
You got a fridge.
Charlie Quoffee told me all about it yesterday.
@@erlendhansen5635 Well Chorlie can get the hell outta here!
Will you be supporting the search for Fontaines son Minister?
JK_300 It’s almost 6 o’clock
The fuckin boom is bust man
is this a modern retelling of the birth of christ
"Congratulations God, you gotta a son"
congratulations
It is a sideways take on the constant duality of man.
I'm still convinced Christian bale views this video each and every morning.
*CONGRATULATIONS MR. FONTAINE*
You got a fridge.
This new BioShock looks class.
Merry Christmas Francis
Christmas time but all I'm thinking is.. where is your son *Fontaine?*
There's this Irish group with a song that's on the radio loads at the minute in the UK - Fontaines D.C. Whenever they come on, this is all I can think of.
i was searching for fontaine genshin leaks and this appeared and i enjoyed it
Are ye doing a bit of videoin
Look at that now, I'm a club orange 🍊
Grand evening for it. G'luck!
Never fails with the top quality vids
This is seriously like a cutout from every inner monologue I have, being 30 years old and still doing it.
This feels like a visit from my dad
Maybe Fontaine could find his son if he had a new Mercedes? 🚗
It's almost six o'clock!
i literally came back to watch this afer 1 year and its still comedy gold
You watched it one year , watched it again one year later, Me telling you Congratulations another year later.
You've great range on the old voices there.
Best filme noire of our generation
Every gesture is gold
Crackhead: *watches Columbo once*
how did you cook a steak on a plate
will trow Yeah wtf
I think that it is a ceramic frying pan.
@Jay M 😂😂😂
"Bad habit." *whistles out of nose*
I need you and Charlie from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia to form a detective agency.
i had to pause because i was laughing so much this is pure pure pure beauty
Merry Christmas Fontaine, send my regards to your son.
You tellin me you don't know anything about noogate...and you eatin his beanz?
Unreal
"And...why's he like coffee so much?"
Perfection
like Christmas all over again watching this.
Are ye' doin' a bit o' congratulatin' ?
This feels like more than just 3 minutes
Are ye spending a bit a santy money?
Heston Blumenthal
This video allowed me to get a birthday present worth 38 cent for my friend because it was a tin of newgate beans. He loved it. Cheers chris
He talks like half the characters in the new movie "The Batman". The whole time I just thought of this while watching
Littlefinger's accent just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
That nose whistle at 03:09 gets me every time
Yes! Thank you for this gift.
Me and my friends made a CSGO clan called the "Fontaines" so we've fully embraced your teachings
*Congratulations, Mr. Fontaine; you got a son.*
This video is like asmr to me
Me replaying Bioshock after experiencing the twist
You're freaking hilarious man, I'm dying laughing here at all your videos. Much love, keep cracking on.
Twas far from Fontaine he was raered
I love the little xylophone chimes 😂😂
Every film ever
THE TIME IS TICKING LIKE A PLUNGER, PLUNGING DOWN ON THE COFFEE MUG OF LIFE
So underrated.
Some say Fontaine’s son grew up to be the guy from the Merceedays ad
Never u mind ..stir the sandwich Fontaine
Dr. Disrespect really lost it after the twitch ban.
oh my god i never thought about this, he looks just like dr disrespect
more relevant now than ever
why
I was just playing a game called Greedfall. One of the first missions has a character named Sir Fontaine and I had to retrieve his son from him because he signed a contract to give him up as a cabin boy to the Nautical faction and regretted it. I thought of this. You might like the game too, Viper.
I just became a father and a friend of mine sent me this. I have good friends.
A work of art
How is this not by far his most popular video?
0:52 exact same face used to win the 'cheekiest face competition' at the Mitzi Turbo Cup all those years ago...
the editing on this is fantastic
"How to make supper appear interesting: 101" Merry Christmas, Francis!
The music and the sound effects are just perfect 😂😂😂
Francis Bring back choo choo magoo goo for a vid, ill give you an oil rig for christmas
Ah, what shenanigans will Choo Choo get up to next time I wonder.
Why is this sooo good? The acting? The glasses? Mr Fontaine's lack of responses? All I can think about, is his son!
I've watched this at least a dozen times over the years and only now have I considered how disgusting the idea of beans on steak is
dude, the steak itself was raw.
Please more Mr. Fontaine😘😘😘😘😘
Best thing ever, watching daily 😎
Sounds like Christian Bale doing a mafia type accent 😂
Francis, when you gonna get all of these characters together for a sketch show?
"KOAH-FEE"
Brilliant.
what's the craic francis
Where's the craaaic fontaaaaaaaaaaaaaaine?
@@hhhieronymusbotch Did ya leave it with ya son, Fontaine??
beans on shteak
Best Noir movie of 2018, by a mile!
These are brilliant!!!
how to get a meal when youre homeless
Lovely early christmas present! Cheers francie
congratulations you have a fridge
Dude Ur fakin best greatings from Poland!!! Cuz of u I've stopped drink barbicide ,thx
I like to think you just walked into someone's house and did all this while they filmed in shock only to send it to you later on for you to edit.
Beans on steak? Interesting combo . Should I introduce this to Scotland over here ?
Happy Father's Day, Fontaine!!
After watching this I'm having Steak & Beans tonight.
Merry Christmas Francis, have a good one
*”I just realised I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing”* brilliant😂😂
This is the work of a profound genius
Tony Furguson would be proud. 👍
This is art.
The buyth of your son, Mr. Fontaiiiinnee....
"Bad habit"
*walks into stranger's house*
"Can I make a steak?"
Love the Sax