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  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer  4 роки тому +3242

    I've been wanting to make this video for a really long time. I hope you all like it!

  • @samuelalphabet5360
    @samuelalphabet5360 4 роки тому +2221

    ngl if someone told me they were marrying their father I'd probably also give them an awkward "good job" and walk away

    • @alec4041
      @alec4041 4 роки тому +113

      Samuel Alphabet *run away as soon as you turn the corner

    • @blastortoise
      @blastortoise 4 роки тому +29

      I love it because you usually say congrats to a marriage but this person was just like "good job you carrot, there are hypernovas less dense than you."

    • @Paladen_X
      @Paladen_X Рік тому +3

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @CatBitchNami
      @CatBitchNami 4 місяці тому

      I wouldn't even know what to say.

  • @galaxysleeper
    @galaxysleeper 4 роки тому +5517

    *"As a parent, you are a disgrace."*
    Well damn. We'll definitely do better next tim-
    *"I think I'm in love with you father."*
    CODE RED CODE RED ABORT GO BACK

    • @mrbanks456
      @mrbanks456 4 роки тому +504

      Guess he was TOO good of a parent this time.

    • @numnumsdacow3830
      @numnumsdacow3830 4 роки тому +42

      Agreed

    • @Phantomsangel
      @Phantomsangel 4 роки тому +176

      Yes thats one of the notorious endings for that one lol.

    • @nacunacato
      @nacunacato 4 роки тому +122

      At least they are not blood related, its not alabama but is.........In witch country is not bad marrying your non blood related daughter? I cant end this joke.

    • @katelystt
      @katelystt 4 роки тому +52

      Come on Kira as if your hands fetish is any better.

  • @djdeadbeat4380
    @djdeadbeat4380 4 роки тому +2930

    The sequel we never asked for, but desperately needed

  • @mindisfrozen
    @mindisfrozen 4 роки тому +2301

    Damn dance teacher being all creepy with her. Doesn't he know that she is a miner!?

  • @occamsbeatinstick.3076
    @occamsbeatinstick.3076 4 роки тому +2035

    "I"m in love with you father"
    "whelp, I'M OUT" *Dives into the snow to let the years or the sweet embrace of death take him*
    That is the correct response.

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 4 роки тому +1948

    Kinda went polar opposite of the last daughter at the end there

    • @tripodranger7873
      @tripodranger7873 4 роки тому +185

      When you do so bad raising your first girl that you way overcompensate with the second.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому +79

      @@tripodranger7873 And then, she ends up being your wife on top of that! That's WAAAAAAY overcompensating! But, to be fair, she's not REALLY your daughter, and she's not blood related, so it's only MOSTLY awkward? Even I'm not that desperate that I'd marry someone I'd been raising like my daughter! Or am I... no, no I'm not.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому +16

      @Purple Emerald I may be that desperate... I am a hopeless nerdy loser, after all. As long as she wasn't my biological daughter, or in ANY way related to me, I MIGHT be ok with that. MIGHT be. Just saying. I haven't tried it myself, because I'm not into that. But, as long as it's not TOO awkward, I'd consider it. Maybe...

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 4 роки тому +5

      @@tripodranger7873 it's just the universe balinceing things out

    • @Roonifer
      @Roonifer 4 роки тому +39

      Shawn, I think you need to get off the computer.

  • @imadoinwat8994
    @imadoinwat8994 4 роки тому +2781

    I.... I didn’t expect that last part. That legit hit me like a ton of bricks

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 4 роки тому +75

      I hope you didn’t hit them too hard. That might hurt a bit

    • @Smokerthesexyhunter
      @Smokerthesexyhunter 4 роки тому +232

      Yo. Same! It was a hard; "EXCUSE ME? WHY IS THAT EVEN AN OPTION?"

    • @Knuffle98
      @Knuffle98 4 роки тому +100

      @@Smokerthesexyhunter
      Because anime.

    • @andrejg4136
      @andrejg4136 4 роки тому +193

      @@Smokerthesexyhunter well your daughter is a 'miracle baby', like Momotaro or Kal-El (minus the inherent superpowers).
      Still, for someone you've adopted since that young an age to catch feelings means several things went terribly wrong in the process.

    • @revaryk6868
      @revaryk6868 4 роки тому +55

      I'm pretty sure that could possibly happen in Princess Maker 2 as well.

  • @o.g5211
    @o.g5211 4 роки тому +1293

    "last time on princess maker"
    *ahhhhhhhhhhhehehehehehhhhh*

  • @melodietanner2986
    @melodietanner2986 4 роки тому +449

    Neglect: I hate you
    Caring: I want to marry you
    Peebs just can't win, can he

    • @furiousape7717
      @furiousape7717 4 роки тому +10

      DejaVoodooDoll Duh, father of the year

    • @dianeparr1888
      @dianeparr1888 4 роки тому +14

      Peebs When he neglects daughter:
      “I hate you dad”
      Peebs when he takes care of daughter:
      “Marry me father”
      Alabama 100

    • @とふこ
      @とふこ Місяць тому

      Its fine, shes 18 and they arent blood related :)

  • @silasnichols7593
    @silasnichols7593 4 роки тому +1252

    Since you refer to her as “our” daughter when speaking to us, that implies that we, the audience, are somehow collectively her mother.

    • @kooriookami7646
      @kooriookami7646 4 роки тому +149

      MEGA MONKEY 1929 So PBG is cheating on us with our own daughter?!?

    • @mageside
      @mageside 4 роки тому +50

      that explains those sympathy pains I was getting!

    • @tuberculosisterrence567
      @tuberculosisterrence567 4 роки тому +28

      *WE ARE MARGARET*

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 4 роки тому +39

      Or collectively the other father.

    • @katiepotatie1615
      @katiepotatie1615 4 роки тому +18

      David Paul Natusme can't stop this gay. HI DAD I AM ALSO DAD

  • @Marconejo
    @Marconejo 4 роки тому +1504

    "traveling clown juggler" is definitively the youtuber equivalent back in fairy times

    • @Kaizaed
      @Kaizaed 4 роки тому +39

      You're right and you should say it

    • @TainoMoya
      @TainoMoya 4 роки тому +5

      OOF

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee 4 роки тому +45

      " back in fairy times" idk why this made me laugh so hard
      we all remember learning about that period of human history, the fairy times, right? too bad they all died out we've really gone down hill since then.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 4 роки тому +3

      Except not crying on-camera when you insult a developer and they take your video down.

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 4 роки тому +2

      Marco Badillo except UA-camrs can actually make money. Like, millions of it.

  • @grigshaw8792
    @grigshaw8792 4 роки тому +1732

    Really wasn't expecting that twist at the end, especially considering you're a really bad father

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 4 роки тому +60

      She is a masochist, ya furfag

    • @andrejg4136
      @andrejg4136 4 роки тому +171

      Yeah this feels like some kind of twisted Stockholm Syndrome. And it was done by accident.

    • @grigshaw8792
      @grigshaw8792 4 роки тому +38

      @@eins2001 just "fur" is fine

    • @N3rdZon3
      @N3rdZon3 4 роки тому +27

      @@grigshaw8792 As a pansexuell Furry, i will gladly accept the name "Furfag" if you don't want it - because I need to print that shit on my business card ASAP

    • @aerrae5608
      @aerrae5608 4 роки тому +33

      I think it was the pretty dress. He bought her TOO pretty of a dress.

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi 4 роки тому +749

    "You fail as a father. Here, have this reincarnated fairy instead."

    • @thunder6446
      @thunder6446 4 роки тому +73

      From a failed father to marrying your daughter
      I don't know which one is worse

    • @somerandomhandonapieceofpa6792
      @somerandomhandonapieceofpa6792 4 роки тому +24

      @@thunder6446 I don't really see the difference between the two tbh

    • @honeypudding435
      @honeypudding435 4 роки тому +2

      Some random hand on a piece of paper sweet home Alabamaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @ChaosJesterYT
    @ChaosJesterYT 4 роки тому +866

    PBG: Man, I wish my daughter would love me more this time around
    Fairy: Wish granted
    *8 Years Later*
    Peeboo: I love you father, let’s get married

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 4 роки тому +107

      And the monkey's paw curls one finger

    • @mageside
      @mageside 4 роки тому +18

      @@linguicaguy oh my, I'll definitely be careful what I wish for, hand me that monkey paw!

    • @friskdacatarchival
      @friskdacatarchival 4 роки тому +3

      exact words.
      EXACT WORDS.

    • @thedmedina
      @thedmedina Рік тому +1

      PBG:um fairy lady this is not what I meant!!!

  • @LRio27
    @LRio27 4 роки тому +380

    First time - Did so poorly was called a disgrace.
    Second time - Did so well your daughter wants to cross boundaries not meant to be crossed.

    • @cherrriiiii
      @cherrriiiii 4 роки тому +9

      Luis Rios second time- you commit an Alabama

    • @cheezbunni3530
      @cheezbunni3530 4 роки тому +35

      Third time: I will deliver babies easily because I have a large bottom

  • @SolarFederate
    @SolarFederate 4 роки тому +369

    One daughter hates you... The other one marries you. There has to be a happy medium here.

    • @michaelbainbridge7335
      @michaelbainbridge7335 4 роки тому +31

      Maybe in the next Princess Maker video.

    • @nbHawkeye
      @nbHawkeye 4 роки тому +5

      We (hopefully) see that in the next Princess Maker video.

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 4 роки тому +7

      Your daughter marrying with someone you hate?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому +5

      @@nidohime6233 I don't think anybody wants that... and I hope that's not what happens in the next video about Princess Maker from Peebington. Maybe he'll get it right with his 3rd kid?

    • @htamayouchi
      @htamayouchi 4 роки тому +5

      @@shawnfields2369 Technically it'll be his 4th child, because his first one became a gang member and he restarted. This is shaping up to be one interesting family.

  • @Cool2Smart
    @Cool2Smart 4 роки тому +357

    14:03
    THIS WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

    • @redholm
      @redholm 4 роки тому +36

      I had to pause the video for a moment from the shock XD

    • @l3gend301
      @l3gend301 4 роки тому

      Not really quick like 14 minutes and 3 seconds which isn't that fast

  • @stevensteviepryde5888
    @stevensteviepryde5888 4 роки тому +560

    Peebs: I'm going to be the cool dad!
    *INSTANTLY SENDS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE MINES*

    • @prairiete
      @prairiete 4 роки тому +14

      Maybe he was the charcool dad?
      (I'll see myself out...)

    • @stevensteviepryde5888
      @stevensteviepryde5888 4 роки тому +10

      @@prairiete the coal dad

    • @tommarsdon5644
      @tommarsdon5644 4 роки тому +3

      @@prairiete but charcoal is made from heated wood and other organic materials, it isn't mined.

    • @michaelhowell8636
      @michaelhowell8636 4 роки тому

      Tom Marsdon yeah, he should have just went with what Rocket Eagle said

    • @stevensteviepryde5888
      @stevensteviepryde5888 4 роки тому

      @@michaelhowell8636 maybe they didn't come up with it.

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 4 роки тому +1794

    ‘Real’ Story time channels who saw this and wanted a new title: “I married my father after working in the mines for years!”

    • @smiith5
      @smiith5 4 роки тому +50

      I can see it.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 4 роки тому +23

      Anthony Oliver oh god no...

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 4 роки тому +2

      Brilliant

    • @VideoGamesEpic
      @VideoGamesEpic 4 роки тому +32

      Nah. "Real story time" channels make the title either a lie, or an attempt to clickbait.
      "My daughter married WHO?"
      "Working with my dad in the mines got me the best deal ever?!"
      "I met my significant other working in the mines?!"
      etc

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 4 роки тому +26

      @@VideoGamesEpic ¡¡¡¡I a PRINCESS👸MARRIED😍💒 my ABUSIVE FATHER💪👨 who had ME WORKING🔨 in the MINES🔪!!!!

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 4 роки тому +219

    "You, the clown that desires genesis" sounds like a line from a Chinese persona bootleg

  • @Josh-qh8ec
    @Josh-qh8ec 4 роки тому +740

    "I think I'm in love with you, father"
    What

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 4 роки тому +175

      What's worse, the fact she wants to marry her father, or that she wants to marry a clown who made her work to keep them alive?

    • @PikaSamus
      @PikaSamus 4 роки тому +35

      "Good job"

    • @doctorsmoothlove
      @doctorsmoothlove 4 роки тому +24

      Why would they put that option in the game?

    • @marvinjones4805
      @marvinjones4805 4 роки тому +4

      Oh no

    • @Yurt_enthusiast7
      @Yurt_enthusiast7 4 роки тому +26

      @@doctorsmoothlove Japan

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 4 роки тому +632

    "I think I'm in love with you, father!"
    I HAVE *SEVERAL* QUESTIONS!

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 4 роки тому +72

      That's not how that works! That's not how any of this works!

    • @peucoman
      @peucoman 4 роки тому +42

      FBI should be knocking on this door any minute now

    • @fauxvier8519
      @fauxvier8519 4 роки тому +5

      Its a legit ending route in the games. Kinda funny doe.

    • @RainbowEssence-c3w
      @RainbowEssence-c3w 4 роки тому +1

      Jontron reference? XD So true!

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 4 роки тому

      i have a question two
      does this count as incest

  • @bonkeroooo
    @bonkeroooo 4 роки тому +589

    What i've learned from this series: PBG shouldn't have a daughter

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 4 роки тому +12

      A son is much better

    • @Tukaro
      @Tukaro 4 роки тому +37

      Half way through the video I thought 'If Peebs ever has a daughter, she'll eventually find these videos, and it will be amusing". This changed to "full-on cringe" with that ending.

    • @yahootheweirdo
      @yahootheweirdo 4 роки тому +1

      Yeahh lmao

    • @christophermitchell9739
      @christophermitchell9739 5 місяців тому +4

      Bad news, then

  • @seymorbuns5363
    @seymorbuns5363 4 роки тому +240

    13:24 Knowing the ending makes that question to her dad MUCH more disturbing.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +30

      You make a great, but very disturbing, point.

    • @andyoats
      @andyoats 4 роки тому

      The ending of the game or the video?

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому +36

      She also complains about her boobs being too big if they go over a certain measurement...and asks her dad to rub her shoulders because her back hurts. Because bobs.
      ...I'm not kidding. XD

    • @yoshi_drinks_tea
      @yoshi_drinks_tea 4 роки тому +2

      Robin Chesterfield ....

    • @noddlefoodle5691
      @noddlefoodle5691 4 роки тому +7

      @@robinchesterfield42 the devs of this game are really creepy

  • @lunalalua1593
    @lunalalua1593 7 місяців тому +12

    Right now, I just realized that it rather impressive that PB got the father marriage on the first time playing ever! It’s quite hard because, to get the ending, the daughter needs to:
    - do housework at least 30 times
    - have 100 in trust
    - have at least 800 in attitude
    - have her morality between 300-499
    - have at least 600 in the other attributes
    - never have worked as a bar hostess (doesn’t confuse with bar waitress)

  • @myapapaya2317
    @myapapaya2317 4 роки тому +374

    The last thing I expected was "I'm in love with you, father!" ...strange ending

    • @marcktron8142
      @marcktron8142 4 роки тому +36

      I played the game so I knew it was possible but I wasn't ready to see it

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 4 роки тому +12

      @@darekpower Does that make it okay? Is it also okay your daughter wants to marry a clown?

    • @JetZV
      @JetZV 4 роки тому +30

      After Princess Maker 2, the bar for success was so low that it was touching the ground. This is subterranean.

    • @lightnina5912
      @lightnina5912 4 роки тому +25

      You know it one of the hardest ending in the princess series with the true herroine one, so yeah he really improved in a way 🤣

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 4 роки тому +7

      The only PM game it isn't possible in is Princess Maker 5. And that might be because you have the option of playing as a mother there.

  • @thomassmallwood1920
    @thomassmallwood1920 4 роки тому +1131

    *You married your father*
    Everyone: What!?
    Princess Maker 3: Good job!

    • @fernandoguillenperez7686
      @fernandoguillenperez7686 4 роки тому +60

      Fire emblem intensifies

    • @so9175
      @so9175 4 роки тому +11

      Yuck

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 4 роки тому +7

      @@Flash_Biggest_Hater it kinda feels like a taunt though. Like "ya good job dumbass"

    • @dudemcduder1628
      @dudemcduder1628 3 роки тому +1

      I see that sonic fan dub reference

    • @sonicthehedge
      @sonicthehedge 3 роки тому +4

      @@Flash_Biggest_Hater
      Wait Alabama is a country?

  • @maxgiammona6371
    @maxgiammona6371 4 роки тому +141

    so after years of child labor, being broke, and telling her no a lot, she wants to marry her father... must be all those smiles for her birthday...

  • @MorshuArtsInc
    @MorshuArtsInc 4 роки тому +180

    The ­ part was probably a typo, as there is an HTML entity called "­" , short for "soft hyphen", or in other words just a dash. So he actually said "Oh- god", which... doesn't make much sense either.

    • @donwhitehouse1354
      @donwhitehouse1354 4 роки тому +10

      Either that, or the game uses commands like "­" to set the expression of the person talking - but they messed up and missed a space or something.

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 4 роки тому +4

      Hyphens are used a lot in Japanese and I think I've seen a couple in the Korean version so maybe it does make sense

  • @Megamaratsu
    @Megamaratsu 4 роки тому +2397

    Peebs When he neglects daughter:
    “I hate you dad”
    Peebs when he takes care of daughter:
    “Marry me father”
    *Alabama 100*

  • @GrandCorsair
    @GrandCorsair 4 роки тому +655

    "I think I'm in love with you" Girl did yo suffer some head trauma down in the mines?

    • @hanyuukawaiinanodesu
      @hanyuukawaiinanodesu 4 роки тому +87

      the sickness rotted her brains

    • @charthestar6912
      @charthestar6912 4 роки тому +10

      @@hanyuukawaiinanodesu she can no longer tell right from wrong

    • @charthestar6912
      @charthestar6912 4 роки тому +8

      i think a few rocks hit her head on the cave-in

    • @lqu
      @lqu 4 роки тому +12

      I mean her brain was literally rotted away because she got sick in the mines.

  • @Pontificate
    @Pontificate 4 роки тому +555

    I like how 70% of the character’s heads are forehead

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 4 роки тому +24

      That's just anime in general.

    • @mallock8529
      @mallock8529 4 роки тому +27

      @@Skylancer727 that was the popular style at the time for some reason. really ugly looking back tbh

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 4 роки тому +24

      Thats basically the 90's anime artstyle.

    • @andrejg4136
      @andrejg4136 4 роки тому +2

      Ash Blossom and Joyous Spring (aka Ash Forehead) inn Yu-Gi-Oh is a reminder of this for me.

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano 4 роки тому +3

      Mallock
      Not always.

  • @brilliantsableye2591
    @brilliantsableye2591 4 роки тому +368

    "Well god himself may be disappointed in me - no real surprise here"
    - PBG 2020

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 4 роки тому +24

      Proceeds to marry daughter

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 4 роки тому +89

    “As a parent, you are a disgrace.” *Upgrade
    “I. I think I’m in love with you Father!” *F#$@! Go back!

  • @papachrist200
    @papachrist200 4 роки тому +81

    “So it turns out classes aren’t thirteen dollars a week, they’re thirteen dollars a day…”
    I’ve been playing PM2 nonstop the last two months and i was decimated when i first realized that.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому +17

      YEP. I think _every_ new player goes through that at some point. Probably because the game doesn't SAY "per day" anywhere...

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 2 роки тому +1

      @@robinchesterfield42
      Welp, I hope Prince Charming likes Farm Girls with the Stamina to surpass Atlas

  • @sirdancelot4098
    @sirdancelot4098 4 роки тому +852

    This guy had a kid for 30 seconds before trying to execute her.
    Edit: Well I guess he married her instead which is much worse.

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 4 роки тому +24

      Not blood related, it's okay. 😇

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 4 роки тому +18

      @@Skylancer727 Did it specify that? I assumed she was reborn as a human, rather than just plopped onto the earth

    • @alanlight2715
      @alanlight2715 4 роки тому +22

      @@Skylancer727 It's still literally grooming.

    • @yahootheweirdo
      @yahootheweirdo 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 4 роки тому +10

      @@reubenoakley8967 well it said she was gifted by the fairy so she's not really your daughter as much as a girl you raise as your daughter.

  • @steely9476
    @steely9476 4 роки тому +737

    "You're marrying your father? Good job." No, not a good job!

    • @abby_photos
      @abby_photos 4 роки тому +32

      I think they read to much usagi drop.

    • @generalsynnacle23
      @generalsynnacle23 4 роки тому +13

      It's a GREAT* job!

    • @Koopstrooper
      @Koopstrooper 4 роки тому +62

      On second thought, perhaps Peebs did worse this time around.

    • @flightlesschicken7769
      @flightlesschicken7769 4 роки тому +5

      What if she's adopted? Still super messed up, but at least it's not incest

    • @oddi3863
      @oddi3863 4 роки тому +15

      @@flightlesschicken7769 She is, remember the whole fairy thing? I guess fairys have super weird standards on who you should marry.

  • @awwilson1238
    @awwilson1238 4 роки тому +84

    PBG: Dives into wilderness
    A few years later
    Random Person: HERE'S ANOTHER DAUGHTER

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому +8

      PEEBS: Lemme guess, what is it this time? War orphan? A god who's too lazy to raise their own kid? Another weird fairy hybrid? Deposed princess from another dimension? I've seen it all at this point...

  • @hopefulhyena3400
    @hopefulhyena3400 2 роки тому +12

    "I want my daughter to like me more"
    he said, as the monkey's paw curled a single, gnarled finger.

  • @krillius5364
    @krillius5364 4 роки тому +475

    “I’ll deliver babies easily because I have a big bottom”

    • @djdeadbeat4380
      @djdeadbeat4380 4 роки тому +84

      I think you’ll have to talk to your non-existent mother about that

    • @lookapooka
      @lookapooka 4 роки тому +2

      Perfect amount of likes

    • @Arkatox
      @Arkatox 4 роки тому +6

      @@lookapooka Yep. 192. The perfect amount.

    • @lookapooka
      @lookapooka 4 роки тому +2

      @@Arkatox I commented when it had 69, I didn't realise it would get more. Sorry that wasn't really clear

    • @Arkatox
      @Arkatox 4 роки тому +3

      @@lookapooka It was.

  • @AnArtistInAVoid
    @AnArtistInAVoid 4 роки тому +440

    Spoil too little: daughter hates you
    Spoil too much: daughter turns to wife
    Peebs: well, it’s all a loss

  • @TheHikariOne
    @TheHikariOne 4 роки тому +495

    What the actual heck was that twist ending man. I've never laughed so hard at a video lmao.
    Please do the entire series. It is your duty as a father now.

  • @Linkminer00
    @Linkminer00 3 роки тому +19

    Fun fact: Princess Maker 1 was apparently released on May 24th 1991, making today the 30th anniversary of the series.

  • @aidanredding8058
    @aidanredding8058 4 роки тому +36

    This man jumped in the snow wearing a freaking t-shirt.

    • @awesomecat42
      @awesomecat42 4 роки тому +3

      I've done snow angels wearing a sundress and no shoes. No big deal.

  • @freezeboy13
    @freezeboy13 4 роки тому +98

    14:14 legend has it he laid there until another deity gave him a daughter

  • @sonofgaming1546
    @sonofgaming1546 4 роки тому +302

    But you are still doing Princess Maker 5, right?
    I am dying to know how the journey from "You are a disgrace to god" to "Step-fairy-incest" could get any worse...

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому +30

      Princess Maker 5 is...interesting. For one thing it's INSANELY long. I do believe it has a father-marrying ending, as I think _all_ of them do (but only if you choose to be a dad instead of a mom). It's also got a weird mix of endings between real-world modernish ones, fantasy adventure endings, and actually _becoming an eternal being_ . (Actually in 3 you can become the next Fairy Queen, too.)

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 4 роки тому +14

      I played PM2 more than a couple of times, filled PM3 album TWICE, married all the PM4 princes and more including the true hero ending.
      PM5 I played exactly once and never looked back.

    • @lime8857
      @lime8857 4 роки тому

      @@Manas-co8wl What..
      What happened in PM5?

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 4 роки тому +2

      Oh nothing really. I sacrificed an ENTIRE WEEK to see the true hero ending, four cardinal queens ending, all 6? 7? marriage/divorce endings in one save file in ONE PLAYTHROUGH.
      I can't do this with career endings. I will not waste a week just to fill a single album. Maybe I could go faster without looking up guides and wasting time with friendship points but just no. The length is insane. Like Civ6 level insane except worse.
      Considering other PM series takes a day to fill 3 to 4 normal career endings (even more if you know what you're doing)..
      It didn't help that the prince was an asshole.

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 4 роки тому +2

      Make sure PBG does the fan translation patch at least; the game itself is meh, but the CFK translation is bad...

  • @originalsteveo
    @originalsteveo 4 роки тому +143

    2:45 The Japanese feel blood types tie strongly to different behavioral traits. Most Japanese pro Baseball players have the same blood type. It's nifty to look into.

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 роки тому +55

      It's basically like horoscopes only people get actually discriminated against

    • @soragranda
      @soragranda 4 роки тому +37

      They don't discriminate with it, in the 80s they were more serious about it, now it's just cause maybe it give good fortune, not a rule, no everyone in the country are superstitious XD.

    • @scarffoxandfriends9401
      @scarffoxandfriends9401 4 роки тому +1

      But isn't more so the fact that it's quite common to follow in your parents footsteps, making certain Jobs have similar families line resulting in having similar blood types because of it =b

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 роки тому +5

      @@scarffoxandfriends9401 or if you tell all those who have the specific blood line oooh you are going to be good at baseball, more of them are going to try and get into it and succeed. It's a self fulfilling prophecy

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому

      I read that the blood type thing is being discredited, if it hasn't already.

  • @RustyMew
    @RustyMew 3 роки тому +7

    NTSC: "You, the clown who desires Genesis"
    PAL: "You, the clown who desires Mega Drive"

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 4 роки тому +42

    Finally, it's been too long since I've seen Peebs fail to raise a daughter for my personal entertainment.

  • @alexkiley
    @alexkiley 4 роки тому +84

    "I think I'm in love with you father"
    -Peebooner 2020

  • @MoldyWest
    @MoldyWest 4 роки тому +284

    The man married his daughter, at least she didn't join a gang this time.

    • @slappybio1686
      @slappybio1686 4 роки тому +10

      S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

    • @friskdacatarchival
      @friskdacatarchival 4 роки тому +3

      and she got past 14 without becoming a criminal.

    • @jonathan34219
      @jonathan34219 3 роки тому +1

      the joining a gang thing would've been a much needed improvement

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 4 роки тому +281

    "I think I'm in love with you, father."
    IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому +9

      I'm out! I'd be fine with this if I didn't think of you as a daughter or raise you like my own kid! This is too much, even I'm not THAT desperate! See ya! That's the way we wash our hands, fa la la la la la! I ainnnnnnnnnnnt havin' that shit!

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 роки тому +4

      Shawn Fields *J O N T R ON R E F E R E N C E S*

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому

      @@stanstanstan2597 Yessssssss!!!!!!! Now, you're getting it! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Bad touch! Bad touch!

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому +2

      @@stanstanstan2597 I was hoping someone would at least say something about what I was trying to reference! You win, dude! Remember when Jon and Austin(PBG), used to be friends? I just wish Jon weren't scummy sometimes. Because he's one of the funniest a-holes out there. I can see why Austin distanced himself from Jonathan-Tronathan. Doesn't mean he's not still funny. And from what I've seen, Austin cares about his friends. I do still slightly miss the days of "Apples & Grapes", you know? Even though I know that's in the past, it was still a good time. That's how I got introduced to PBG in the first place! And, when Jon said to check out Austin's channel after, because of how funny he was in the bloopers from that video, I ended up watching a lot of PBG. Ironic, because I'm allergic to both cats, and to peanuts and peanut butter in real life. Doesn't mean I hate cats or anything peanut related, I just hate the fact that I'm allergic to them. But, I never would've found that out if I hadn't watched Jontron and then, checked out PBG's channel at Jon's suggestion. I mean, Austin is my favorite youtuber. I don't like that Jon called Scott The Woz a terminal illness, but it hasn't stopped me from enjoying Jon's videos, because I still feel like if it weren't for Jon, I never would've discovered someone as awesome as PBG, Chadtronic, or Scott, ironically enough. But, don't worry, Scytt replied back to Jon in a pretty clever way. Sorry for the long message. But, like I said earlier, that's the way we wash our hands, fa la la la la!!

  • @BloodThirstyAvengers
    @BloodThirstyAvengers 4 роки тому +44

    I don't know what's creepier, this ending where the girl falls in love with her father or the ending in Princess Maker 2 (not the one PBG got) where the girl becomes a 'High Class Harlot' and is described specifically as 'being favoured by men who prefer younger girls'. Your daughter literally becomes a harlot for paedophiles. Is that creepier than marrying her dad?

    • @gammerboy1999
      @gammerboy1999 3 роки тому

      Isn't the harlot ending from the first game considered bad?

    • @Dr.Moogle
      @Dr.Moogle 3 роки тому +2

      The refined harlot ending also requires you to make her thinner than normal and have increased her bust size. Which depending on your income can be done up to 3 times and normally in the first few years of the game.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 2 роки тому +1

      The PM2 is definitely worse. At least this ending is technically “No Chromo”, and she doesn’t hate him

  • @thedmedina
    @thedmedina Рік тому +8

    The line "how dare you mock the art of juggle" is my favorite 😆

  • @UltimatViolet
    @UltimatViolet 4 роки тому +37

    "I think I'm in love with you father'
    That went from 0 to 100 real quick

  • @poysona
    @poysona 4 роки тому +126

    "you're marrying your father?!
    *good job."*

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому

      ...Yeah, THAT'S the proper response to your fairy sky daughter proposing to you. Good job! Good job raising this sky child until she was 18, just for her to tell you she's in love with you and wants to be your wife! Nothing wrong there! Good job! It's not like I have several questions or anything... it's not like that's how this works! That's not how ANY of this works!! Bad touch! Bad touch! That's the way we wash our hands, fa la la la la la!!!!!! I ainnnnnnnnnnnnnt havin' that shit!!!!!!

  • @ohm_sweet_ohm
    @ohm_sweet_ohm 4 роки тому +53

    5:44
    I love how Azura is like: "I don't care about what you went through with Peeboona! Love me instead!"

  • @snaxandsoda
    @snaxandsoda 2 роки тому +8

    Waiting patiently for part 3 of this legendary princess-raising series

  • @ericbeilmann3649
    @ericbeilmann3649 4 роки тому +49

    Pebooner: "Well, would someone like a girl with big butts?"
    Me: I think I would like a girl with only one butt better.

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 4 роки тому +8

      Pfft, if ya girl ain't accruing several behinds in order to court potential mates, she ain't shit

  • @lukekammerdiener168
    @lukekammerdiener168 4 роки тому +58

    “I may be a professional fool, but I know when I’m being made fun of”

  • @Daitomodachi
    @Daitomodachi 4 роки тому +50

    After seeing the twist ending: Welp...I guess that's why she asked you about the butt thing at 13:24

  • @clairmiller3103
    @clairmiller3103 4 роки тому +78

    I love how he just casually tossed in the fact that he can juggle LIKE A CHAMP

  • @hgpbm9572
    @hgpbm9572 4 роки тому +8

    “...we can even go on some vacations!”
    *CHOOSES EXECUTE*

  • @SurShuru
    @SurShuru 4 роки тому +77

    “God himself may be disappointed in me.” Too relatable

  • @bbr3ndo830
    @bbr3ndo830 4 роки тому +39

    14:13 dude you ok. That must have been freezing.

  • @OzKo
    @OzKo 4 роки тому +259

    And people say infinity war was the best treequal

    • @GTHB.
      @GTHB. 4 роки тому +2

      You me truagi an

    • @USBmi
      @USBmi 4 роки тому

      @@GTHB. I you tree que al

  • @Depression---
    @Depression--- 4 роки тому +49

    "I'm in love with you father "
    My brain: *ALABAMA 100*

  • @DontShootKuri
    @DontShootKuri 4 роки тому +11

    unironically this has become one of my favourite series on the channel

  • @ohm_sweet_ohm
    @ohm_sweet_ohm 4 роки тому +56

    Trust me, "Oh­God" is really going to catch on.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 4 роки тому +51

    3:36
    When daddy talks to you but starts his dialouge out by honking his clown nose.

  • @tsukuyomi9960
    @tsukuyomi9960 4 роки тому +173

    The first year has a parent: Kid won't smile at you
    8 years later:I'm in love with you father
    Wat is this amount of INCEST RIGHT THERE IT"S OVER 9000

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 4 роки тому +32

      Remember- it's not incest if you shout "No chromo!"

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 4 роки тому +23

      Not blood related. She was dropped off by sky fairy. She's free game. XD

    • @EmmyAndDeskyUnited
      @EmmyAndDeskyUnited 4 роки тому +14

      It's fine as long as you're not R E L A T E D B Y B L O O D.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому

      @@EmmyAndDeskyUnited It's still awkward and very slightly wrong. But, if you're desperate and you believe that beggars CAN'T be choosers, then it theoretically shouldn't be a problem, maybe?

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому

      @@Skylancer727 First of all, no. Secondly, in this particular game...WEEElll....um...there is a part where the fairy butler mentions that since the Fairy Queen can't create a human body out from nothing, "part of your body was based off the Master's body".
      ...make of that what you will...

  • @alextouzet
    @alextouzet 4 роки тому +7

    "i may be a professional fool, but i know when i'm being made fun of"
    excellent

  • @FlareonGames
    @FlareonGames 10 місяців тому +13

    This video is funnier now since Peebs actually has a kid… I hope to God he doesn’t use these tips on an actual child….

  • @yahootheweirdo
    @yahootheweirdo 4 роки тому +64

    This was hilarious cant believe she ended up falling in love with her clown father

  • @MoffMuppet
    @MoffMuppet 4 роки тому +27

    "The clown who desires genesis" sounds more like Kefka.
    ... although I guess he desired oblivion.

    • @neferacronia6798
      @neferacronia6798 4 роки тому +2

      By the end of it, Peebs desired oblivion too.

  • @supermariowarriors1879
    @supermariowarriors1879 4 роки тому +58

    It’s been a while PBG is my favorite UA-camr so i’m very glad he’s back!🥳

  • @kirbymaster6764
    @kirbymaster6764 4 роки тому +11

    It’s fun living in Seattle like Peebs because I can figure out when he recorded the outdoor segments based on the weather.

  • @anthonytheriault7401
    @anthonytheriault7401 4 роки тому +21

    3:06 the clown who desires genoci- i mean genesis

  • @thefiregodzapp
    @thefiregodzapp 4 роки тому +43

    He got the Alabama ending.

  • @aterr
    @aterr 4 роки тому +53

    i just went on a binge watch of your channel yesterday wondering when you’d upload and now you upload lol

    • @PeanutButterGamer
      @PeanutButterGamer  4 роки тому +17

      Thank you for watching. =)

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 4 роки тому +2

      @@PeanutButterGamer Out of curiosity, csn I ask your upload schedule? I'm comparatively new.

  • @ItsLangston
    @ItsLangston 4 роки тому +54

    Hey peebs, I just want to tell you that I hope your mental health is doing better! I'm glad to see that you're uploading more but I hope that it's not at the expense of your wellbeing. I also think your dogs are really cute!

  • @VideoGamesEpic
    @VideoGamesEpic 4 роки тому +41

    14:10 - 14:15
    That's just dying to become a meme

  • @awesomepossum2598
    @awesomepossum2598 4 роки тому +5

    Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that PBG jumped face first into a lot of snow for our entertainment.
    That’s some commitment right there 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @dartheleven2108
    @dartheleven2108 4 роки тому +81

    "I'm in love with you, father"
    OK Booner

  • @endgineer6424
    @endgineer6424 4 роки тому +45

    Hey pbg, whatever problems you're going though, just know that we all are happy that you make us laugh and brighten up our days.

  • @tannerprice2018
    @tannerprice2018 4 роки тому +124

    For a second I thought he spelled “Peboomer.”

  • @helluvasinger3548
    @helluvasinger3548 4 роки тому +10

    I love how he can actually juggle that pretty awsome

  • @VenomClaus
    @VenomClaus 4 роки тому +85

    “i’m in love with you father” bro i think she has stockholm syndrome i’m worried

    • @princebanana2758
      @princebanana2758 4 роки тому +7

      I'm pretty sure you don't know what stockholm syndrome means.

    • @brianna7705
      @brianna7705 4 роки тому +2

      Stockholm syndrome actually isn’t a real syndrome! Most, if not all, of diagnosis’s (diagnosi?) of stockholm syndrome are done by media and/or people with no knowledge of actual mental health issues, and not real psychologists.
      The first use of it was by a man trying to discredit a woman in a hostage situation trusting her captors (who were reassuring her everything would be alright) over the police (that were acting very aggressive in the ensuing bust of the hostage situation). It’s very Freudian (read: completely incorrect guesses on psychology) and was entirely made up (mostly to discredit women, as ‘women are more emotional, and therefore end up falling in love with their captors’).
      Tl;dr, stockholm syndrome ain’t real, but gaslighting is.

  • @musclemainia5173
    @musclemainia5173 4 роки тому +55

    Pebooner: I think I'm in love with you farther.
    PBG: Aight Ima head out.
    *A few moments later*
    FBI open up!

  • @The_Floosh
    @The_Floosh 4 роки тому +18

    Me: He might’ve been in serious debt for mostly his whole life, but he did good as a dad...this time
    Pebooner: I. I think I’m in love with you father!

  • @lil_Maccao
    @lil_Maccao Рік тому +3

    It has been like 2 years since i last watched this video and now i can finally understand everything that is said in this video, because i can finally speak and understand english properly.

  • @redkujaku8817
    @redkujaku8817 4 роки тому +9

    Narrator: “And so Peeboo left the kingdom in shame and no one heard from him again until one day...”
    Good god I straight up died at that part. Well that and the end

  • @liamvachon8782
    @liamvachon8782 4 роки тому +3

    Peebooner: I think I'm in love with you, father.
    Peeboo: *EMERGENCY MEETING*

  • @mrshroom2529
    @mrshroom2529 4 роки тому +18

    FINALLY! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG

  • @generallylevel-headed9671
    @generallylevel-headed9671 4 роки тому +21

    PBG walking through the snow in a robe and falling in
    Me: I'm cold for you

  • @kdot4068
    @kdot4068 4 роки тому +59

    Daughter: "I'm in love with you father!"
    Me: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DADDY!"
    Daughter: "You can't run from me."
    Me: "Wanna bet!?
    (Goes out to get cigarettes and completely deletes himself from this plane of existence)

    • @peanutpaste1402
      @peanutpaste1402 4 роки тому

      Your fucking profile picture makes this amazing

  • @JaraelMoonsilver
    @JaraelMoonsilver Рік тому +2

    Almost 4 years later and I still think about “…clown smile” ever day

  • @kamespinosarojas9225
    @kamespinosarojas9225 18 днів тому

    That final "good job" is the most epic twist of the knife ever.

  • @prometheus3396
    @prometheus3396 4 роки тому +7

    YESSSS, showed my family your PMaker2 video and they couldn’t stop laughing. So happy for another one