Turkish Batman - The Cinema Snob

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    The Cinema Snob reviews the 1973 Turkish version of Batman.
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  • @Alenthas
    @Alenthas 6 років тому +52

    Hey, Turkish person here. The spoof subtitles with Batman saying "don't you have somewhere to be" is actually super close to what he actually said lmao

  • @kevinpatrickmacnutt
    @kevinpatrickmacnutt 4 роки тому +15

    I love that the Batmobile is just a regular Austin. That would be a high powered superhero car if everyone else was walking.

  • @sinancemcetin4060
    @sinancemcetin4060 8 років тому +33

    At 9:22, you're pretty much spot on. He says: "You have work to do outside don't you?"

  • @LORDMEHMOODPASHA
    @LORDMEHMOODPASHA 8 років тому +42

    13:33 Hilariously he actually got half the subtitles right, "Vay vay vay" really is "Well well well" in Turkish, not sure if this was intentional or accidental but for tri-lingual me it was funny nonetheless :D.

  • @Irondrone4
    @Irondrone4 8 років тому +174

    Neighbor's dog = second best Cinema Snob cameo.
    Best cameo is Lloyd, obviously.

  • @bdavis24fan
    @bdavis24fan 8 років тому +18

    I absolutely love the gun sound effects. Its the same gun sounds that Leone used in his westerns.

  • @PenguinDT
    @PenguinDT 8 років тому +43

    This reminds me; If Turkish government can sue comedians in other countries for just making jokes, I wonder if we could sue Turkish government for letting THIS and Turkish Star Wars happen?

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 років тому +2

      Penguin DT I’m 50% sure DC can sue them

  • @TheKML777
    @TheKML777 8 років тому +100

    So, according to Batman v Superman's reviews, Batman in that movie is also shooting people left and right. Does that mean Zack Snyder took the inspiration from Turkish Batman?

    • @CrazyRiverOtter
      @CrazyRiverOtter 7 років тому +14

      Pfft, as if Zack Snyder took inspiration from Turkish Batman.
      Who am I kidding. Zack Snyder totally took inspiration from Turkish Batman.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 роки тому +5

      Golden Age Batman.

    • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
      @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 2 роки тому +1

      in the original comics, batman DID shoot and kill people

  • @edwardseditor
    @edwardseditor 8 років тому +30

    Turkey has a town named Batman.

  • @DollyBelladonna
    @DollyBelladonna 8 років тому +25

    Brad Jones Barking = 100% Hilairious X'D

  • @MontyPythonFanatic2
    @MontyPythonFanatic2 8 років тому +38

    Is that Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love at 15:30?

    • @trinidadbotello9906
      @trinidadbotello9906 8 років тому +2

      Sounds like it.

    • @TheListenerCanon
      @TheListenerCanon 8 років тому +4

      +MontyPythonFanatic2 Yes, I was commenting on that. Funny how Brad didn't mention it but I guess he's not a fan like I am or most Zepheads.

  • @zaneseibert
    @zaneseibert 8 років тому +35

    In that scene at the beginning where the woman gets shot, she grabs her ear. I think that blank might've actually blew out her ear.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 років тому +5

      😱oh no

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 роки тому +2

      Ow. 😥

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 8 місяців тому

      I figured it was because of the noise since she is quite close to the gun. Either way, ouch. 😮

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 8 років тому +2

    14:32 the song is Je T'Aime... Moi Non Plus by Serge Gainsbourg (father of von Trier film regular Charlotte Gainsbourg). The song got banned in France for being too sexy. There are two versions, one with Brigitte Bardot and another with Jane Birkin but the Birkin version is the best known.

  • @SergBeret
    @SergBeret 8 років тому +5

    The James Bond poster joke made me laugh so damn hard. That was a fun gag =)

  • @Angryanimenerd007
    @Angryanimenerd007 8 років тому +16

    That dog is an asshole. Will he be a villain in the next Lloyd episode?

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 8 років тому +16

    Perfect timing with the first image of The Killing Joke animated movie being released today!

  • @SigEpBlue
    @SigEpBlue 8 років тому +44

    Glad I'm not the only one with problems involving a neighbor's dog that won't shut the fuck up.

  • @StuffWePlay
    @StuffWePlay 8 років тому +8

    I'd be excited to know your thoughts on the Japanese Spiderman form the 70s

  • @Corgifunni
    @Corgifunni 8 років тому +19

    9:15 he did actually said something like that D:

  • @ZombryaTheDark
    @ZombryaTheDark 8 років тому +37

    that's my new online name
    Kunt Tulgar

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 8 років тому +5

    1:58 Kunt Tulgar. That sounds like some gritty revenge movie character played by Reb Brown.

  • @marcelltoing8363
    @marcelltoing8363 8 років тому +2

    Ah, now this is what we want from Cinema Snob.

  • @The_Lump
    @The_Lump 8 років тому +27

    This is the PC port of a Batman movie, judging by the frame rate and image quality.

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +4

    I can relate to that yapping dog bit all too well. It's been a couple years since they stopped but our neighbors used to leave one of their dogs in a kennel outside almost 24/7 and it was ALWAYS barking, to the point I tried to figure out if what they were doing counted as animal cruelty and I could report them. It did turn out it was against the noise regulations in our city, but I never got around to doing anything about it before they finally let the poor thing inside more often.

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 Рік тому

      At least you only got barking. Had some neighbors a couple houses down who, while there was no reason to suspect animal abuse like in your case, let their dog run free on their yard. A very overeager dog who loved chasing down anyone who passed by. Including cards.
      The dog never got hit, thankfully, but frankly that’s nothing short of a miracle. Glad I don’t have to deal with that now that I can drive.

  • @DrRobby1985
    @DrRobby1985 8 років тому +2

    Nice touch with the James Bond poster-swap! Also, I wonder if all these Turkish movies were made by Turkish Cannon Films... XD

  • @Musicradio77Network
    @Musicradio77Network 8 років тому +2

    I was at Goodwill last weekend and I saw a vinyl LP of the soundtrack to the James Bond film "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". I've check the album that side 2 featured the opening title, and it was the same opening title used in "Turkish Batman". I wasn't able to get the LP, but the opening music was sorta cool.

  • @goufr3540
    @goufr3540 8 років тому +52

    With how bad this is, at least its not All Star Crazy Steve and Dick Greyson age 12.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 років тому +8

      Damn that comic, and its lemonade!

    • @Dannypuck
      @Dannypuck 8 років тому +4

      +CWDTrixie Someone is an Atop the Fourth Wall fan?

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 8 років тому +2

      Dan M. Really, who would that be?...MY GOD...EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @ShadeMeadows
      @ShadeMeadows 7 років тому +3

      CWDTrixie My God...

    • @alansunter2383
      @alansunter2383 6 років тому +4

      I honestly think ASBAR is quite possibly the worst Batman interpretation ever in any medium.
      And when people whine about Jared Leto's Joker, I point them towards... whatever Joker was supposed to be in ASBAR.

  • @poprox101
    @poprox101 8 років тому +22

    It's a Pi Day miracle! Another Turkish review!

  • @mibevan
    @mibevan 8 років тому +76

    13:39 No wonder the snobs a cat person

  • @Joorum
    @Joorum 8 років тому +24

    15:30 Whole Lotta Love

  • @vampirevomit2414
    @vampirevomit2414 8 років тому +15

    Perfect timing!! relax after a day of study with some awesome cinemasnob!

  • @JAFOpty
    @JAFOpty 7 років тому +6

    this Snob episode is right up there with the best mst3k episodes...

  • @cinemafanatic2010
    @cinemafanatic2010 2 роки тому +2

    17:16 You have no idea how close that joke is to the real thing. The sequel to the turkeys James Bond, has a villian that looks like Batman. If you’re wondering, the sequel is called golden boy in Beirut

  • @zjovanovic10
    @zjovanovic10 8 років тому +4

    15:30-Aha, Batman kicking ass to the sound of Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love...makes sense to me...LOL :)))))))

  • @IleMaster1
    @IleMaster1 8 років тому +17

    Batman just shooting the fuck out of people... I think we know where Snider got some of his ideas for Batman V Superman.

    • @IleMaster1
      @IleMaster1 7 років тому +2

      TheDank Knight1399 Yeah, I know about his early days shootings.

  • @z3rocool420
    @z3rocool420 8 років тому +8

    That Batman and Robin reference hit home right as I was swallowing ice cream. God damnit Brad!

  • @lcmiracle
    @lcmiracle 8 років тому +47

    Kunt, Son!

  • @SilentWindODoom
    @SilentWindODoom 8 років тому +1

    As soon as that music hit, I lost my mind. I've always felt a kinship to you as we share our favorite bond movie and actor. I love that song.

  • @anthonycerulli5524
    @anthonycerulli5524 9 місяців тому +1

    “Calling me a c&nt!”. That genuinely made laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂

  • @the_neutral_container
    @the_neutral_container 8 років тому +8

    The unknown song was an instrumental cover of Je t'Aime Moi Non Plus by Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg.

    • @pothatuu
      @pothatuu 8 років тому +3

      +Marco Nauokat Damn it, you beat me to it

  • @danmount9462
    @danmount9462 8 років тому +4

    Brad, it's named after NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman.

  • @ZombieDragQueen
    @ZombieDragQueen 8 років тому +13

    Bruce Wayne looks really more like Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison in The Doors film. I bet that's how Joel Schumacher got Kilmer as Batman. One night while watching Turkish Batman and The Doors he saw the similarities between the two and said to himself "Clearly it's a sign, a big huge dollar sign!".
    Also, wow, the Caped Crusader doesn't wear a cape in this one. Really guys, you couldn't get Batman and Robin capes? He seems to have one on the freakin poster.

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 2 роки тому

      Wearing a cape in Turkey is punishable by death.

  • @chungusbooper
    @chungusbooper 8 років тому +4

    Great sound editing. Yep, let's just put all the music in G major. Ahhh, soothing...

  • @CaptainVideoBlaster
    @CaptainVideoBlaster 8 років тому +1

    Audiovisual experience like no other!

  • @theinternetguy1120
    @theinternetguy1120 8 років тому +2

    You joke about it at 6:30, but Brad trust me you'd be surprised some of the shit that happens in the comics. Good work as usual.

  • @mbatirbaygil
    @mbatirbaygil 8 років тому +2

    9:15 Yep, that's actually pretty much exactly what he says.

  • @LazarheaD
    @LazarheaD 8 років тому +4

    Cinama Snob consistantly entertaining.

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 8 років тому +15

    Hey where was J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Gordon?

  • @Madmax-rz5hz
    @Madmax-rz5hz 2 роки тому +2

    That song you didn't know was Me T'Aime by Jane Birkin, a French hit famous for including heavy breathing by the singer

  • @Tabascofanatikerin
    @Tabascofanatikerin 8 років тому +4

    I bet your neighbour's dog is much more of a hero than Turkish Batman and Robin combined.
    Also: blackboxing a Turkish movie? Wow, not bad!

  • @sfighter0085
    @sfighter0085 8 років тому +2

    I was first made aware of this Turkish gem way before I ever had a UA-cam account. There was a clip that was comprised of some scenes cobbled together with the final fight scene, it is pure pulp cheese. Not to mention the women in this movie were pretty hot. Great Episode Brad.

  • @gantzisballs
    @gantzisballs 8 років тому +3

    I LOVE that the gun sound effects seem to have been lifted from Spaghetti Westerns.

  • @liamh1982
    @liamh1982 8 років тому +11

    Maybe this film's only 62 minutes long because that's all the stock that survived the filming and editing. The quality is appalling... even by 1970s Turkish standards!

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 8 років тому +5

    Batman v The Penguin sounds like a more entertaining movie than the Zack Snyder movie we have now.

  • @9-bitfox
    @9-bitfox 8 років тому +5

    Fox: No snob, when you bark you start with a growl in your throat and try to say ruff as deep as you can. You'll never tell that dog whose boss unless you speak the language right.

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 8 років тому +9

    Well, I can't say that I ever thought I would see the Cinema Snob bark, let alone get into a barking fight with a neighbor dog.

    • @CallMeFreakFujiko
      @CallMeFreakFujiko 8 років тому

      hankmillenium2000 I thought his name is Brad?

    • @CallMeFreakFujiko
      @CallMeFreakFujiko 8 років тому

      hankmillenium2000 Oh. OH! I don't actually watch anything but his movie reviews so I wouldn't have known I don't think. XD

    • @MrCarter0975
      @MrCarter0975 8 років тому

      +hankmillenium2000 The name is Craig Golightly. There's a credit for it at the end of the second part of the "I Spit on Your Grave" review.

    • @CallMeFreakFujiko
      @CallMeFreakFujiko 8 років тому

      hankmillenium2000 I don't pay attention to the credits.

    • @CallMeFreakFujiko
      @CallMeFreakFujiko 8 років тому

      hankmillenium2000 I'unno.

  • @TheGothamite3
    @TheGothamite3 8 років тому +6

    lol!!!!!! 1:36 you put the actual poster from "On her majesty's ..." ;) great video as always Brad!! :)

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS 8 років тому +1

      +Agustin Alejandro Perez Rodriguez
      That is his favourite James Bond film. It made sense that he'd have that one too.
      Made for a nice subtle visual gag eh? :)

    • @TheGothamite3
      @TheGothamite3 8 років тому +1

      +Punkster Daddy Yeah, really funny :) , i know he loves that movie, and i think it would be great if he reviews it one day :)

  • @videosaur..2437
    @videosaur..2437 8 років тому

    Time is tight and so is that top... You are appreciated, sir. We are not worthy.

  • @82seno
    @82seno 8 років тому +1

    oh boy...my belly hurts...thank you for this gem...it saved my monday

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 7 років тому +1

    Crazy Saxaphone Music and then a woman immediately dies. That's the best way to go in any black and white movie :) Especially when it poorly cuts to another angle of the guy shooting you at the wrong time as the gun sound effect, really adds to the cacophony :)

  • @Epipon3
    @Epipon3 4 роки тому +1

    At the male escort line earlier on in the review, he completely missed an opportunity to say he hopes that Bruce gets his Penny's-worth. Ba dum tss

  • @alenzizak3616
    @alenzizak3616 8 років тому +1

    Thanks for constantly making the shittiest day in the week a little better!

  • @MrJohnlennon007
    @MrJohnlennon007 6 років тому +1

    I love how the theme is On Her Majesty’s Secret Service my favourite Bond film

  • @moviemastervevo1848
    @moviemastervevo1848 8 років тому +1

    Thanks Brad another great day another great video. Keep up the great work.

  • @DarkLordLinkOfficial
    @DarkLordLinkOfficial 8 років тому +110

    "betmen"

    • @trentnunyabiz6204
      @trentnunyabiz6204 8 років тому +54

      The greatest team of supergamblers the world has ever seen.

    • @buzzingsigndiner397
      @buzzingsigndiner397 7 років тому +7

      I guess their Superman is Seperman.

    • @ouzouz9788
      @ouzouz9788 7 років тому +3

      lol it does not work like this. Superman is Süpermen. (or it may be sipirmen, tişikkirler sipirmen)
      www.vekarikatur.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tesekkurler-supermen-yigit-ozgur.jpg

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 7 років тому

      Buzzing Sign Diner No, no, Spermen.

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 7 років тому +7

      'I am vengeance, I am the night, I AM BETMAN!'

  • @PunksterOS
    @PunksterOS 8 років тому +7

    There really is a Turkish equivalent of everything, Turkish Batman, Turkish Rambo, Turkish Death Wish... So what are Turkish Delights called?

    • @Citrakite
      @Citrakite 8 років тому +2

      +Punkster Daddy Swedish twisters.

  • @harmonyjones8035
    @harmonyjones8035 7 років тому +2

    "Remember, G, you're my number one Turk." Hahaha. Brad, you do so make me chuckle. Love your stuff :)

  • @AndrewColomy
    @AndrewColomy 8 років тому +8

    15:30. Those guys got a "Whole Lotta" kicked in the ass.

  • @robinenglish260
    @robinenglish260 6 років тому +1

    Watching The Clips of The Turkish Batman Movie reviewed by the Cinema Snob made me laugh so much I Nearly Fell out of my Desk Chair.
    😆😂!
    HILARIOUS! 👍🏻

  • @WorstMoviesOn
    @WorstMoviesOn 8 років тому +2

    Nice mention of James Batman. That movie is worth a review. We already did it but I would love to see your take on it.

  • @dosbilliam
    @dosbilliam 8 років тому +2

    Seeing a Batman & Robin episode would be fairly amusing. XD

  • @culwin
    @culwin 8 років тому +3

    You need to get Lloyd to take care of that dog.

  • @brahwhoa188
    @brahwhoa188 8 років тому +15

    Sometimes it really sucks knowing turkish while watching these videos.

    • @Cainmak
      @Cainmak 8 років тому

      +Brah Whoa What's this movie even about?

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 років тому +2

      So are the subtitles accurate?😅

  • @dougputhoff
    @dougputhoff 8 років тому +5

    Aww...I wanted "The Robe" next week in honor of Easter.

  • @raynwolfsbane2084
    @raynwolfsbane2084 8 років тому +1

    Good thing this movie came out before Batman '89. If it didn't it probably would have actually had the Joker giving someone an enema, and then Brad could make a Waterpower reference and come full circle.

  • @theponydalek7923
    @theponydalek7923 7 років тому +2

    I wanna see more of Brad getting pissed off /yelling at Turkish movie credits

  • @jantzenbruce2155
    @jantzenbruce2155 8 років тому +86

    I've seen better cinematography on a Gameboy Camera.

  • @betteryearentertainment4004
    @betteryearentertainment4004 2 роки тому +1

    15:11 - is it just me, or does that car chase remind me of the one in "Dolemite?" Hell, I can't even imagine what "Turkish Dolemite" would be like.

  • @davidwardrop9214
    @davidwardrop9214 8 років тому +1

    Thank you Cinema Snob I always wondered what that piece of music at the start was. I knew it was James Bond but not which one.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 8 років тому +2

    0:40- In your words from the Can't Stop the Music review, "WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF ALL TURKISH BATHHOUSES!?"
    If I want a Batman movie that's shot in black and white, I'll stick with both of the movie serials from the 1940's, thank you very much.
    5:24- The extended cut of Batman v Superman is rated R for more violence than the theatrical cut, not for nudity or sex.
    13:00- I wonder if there's a Turkish Naked Gun.

  • @bartlebyscriviner6456
    @bartlebyscriviner6456 8 років тому +3

    Why HASN'T Stoned Gremlin Productions done a Batman film?!

  • @jeromeperies2606
    @jeromeperies2606 8 років тому +5

    As much as I respect that choice wouldn't it be better if you reviewed Batman and Robin? Since you reviewed Superman 4 it would be fitting to review Batman and Robin since they are the 4th and worst installments in their own franchises. Just to see if Batman Vs Superman doesn't end in that category kind of?

  • @HrothgarXII
    @HrothgarXII 8 років тому +1

    That dog was truly the star of this episode.

  • @Objectorbit
    @Objectorbit 8 років тому +20

    God, the audio is so screechy

    • @wolverineminer
      @wolverineminer 8 років тому +3

      It's like the movie's balls are in a vice.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 років тому

      Objectorbit my ears felt like they were punched when the bond theme played. Then the next lifted bond song happened. My ears will never heal

  • @yukiskyzero1313
    @yukiskyzero1313 6 років тому

    Snob barking is the best thing here in the video tbh. xD

  • @mephosto
    @mephosto 8 років тому +9

    turkish batman vs musical superman

  • @cippt2128
    @cippt2128 8 років тому

    i love waking up to new snob mmmm yes thats gooood

  • @moejuggler6033
    @moejuggler6033 8 років тому

    New snob baby!

  • @ScratchthechalkBoard
    @ScratchthechalkBoard 2 роки тому +1

    Its amazing he finished watching this. Just visually it's so frustrating

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 8 років тому +1

    haven't watched the episode yet but I'm hoping he'll mention the fact that there's a town in Turkey called Batman

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 8 років тому +1

    Give the bald guy a wrestling mask and suddenly this turns into a whole new Syndicate!

  • @luckydog89
    @luckydog89 2 роки тому

    Snob barking is best comeback ever.

  • @SongbirdAlom
    @SongbirdAlom 7 років тому +1

    There's a town in Turkey called Batman.

  • @davidcook2
    @davidcook2 8 років тому +1

    this is god's work, keep it up

  • @redwulf1943
    @redwulf1943 8 років тому +1

    I can't wait to see you review turkish deathwish.

  • @trevorpollo
    @trevorpollo 8 років тому +8

    It's sad that I've seen films from the 20's that have better cinematography than "Betmen."

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 7 років тому +2

      And less horrifying sound effects. Seriously, why is it so difficult to come across a good non-western film that isn't from japan (and sometimes china)

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 роки тому +1

      That's not surprising. Metropolis has better cinematography than a few big budget films I've seen theatres in recent years

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 2 роки тому

      @@nathanclark2424 that could be negativity bias. Turkey probably has a good healthy community of actually good filmmakers ... who are cult by default since the only Turkish movies that we know of are "bad knock offs."

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 8 років тому +1

    I thought the opening theme was a heavy metal rock version of Good Day Sunshine

  • @kayakat1869
    @kayakat1869 3 роки тому +2

    I hope that cat had a good life.

  • @HellwingX1
    @HellwingX1 8 років тому +3

    15:30 Turkish Bruce Wayne prefers the Old Grey Whistle Test.
    Wait, He doesn't like rock music, does he?

    • @TheSefirosu200x
      @TheSefirosu200x 7 років тому +7

      No, because punk is nothing but death and crime and the rage of a beast!

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 8 років тому +1

    Have you done Turkish Star Trek, where they call Spock Mr. Spaak, or Turkish Star Wars, where they call the hero the Adam who saves the 'earth'? They're also from the 1970s. Heh.