Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TURKISH FLASH GORDON
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- Time for a Turkified take on one of the original comic-strip heroes with "Turkish Flash Gordon" (1967), where Flash conquers the universe using a laser shooting bra!
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You know, you're right. If this was in English instead of Turkish, it would be basically early Doctor Who.
I used to work in a used multi-media store, and we had a VHS section. One slow day doing inventory I found "Flesh Gordon" in there, and needless to say we didn't sell porn (soft or not.) So I showed it to my boss who had bought it without even looking thinking it was indeed Flash Gordon. We had to pull it.
Sometime in the early 90's, when I was around 10-12, I rented Flesh Gordon thinking it was Flash. I was very confused. I'm sure I'm not the only one this happened to.
Could have been worse. Could have been Wild Buck Naked Rogers. ;):P
Now. ...when you say _"Had to pull it"_
@@skylx0812 Good one.
@@skylx0812 several times a day, just to be sure.
0:40 I have to say, I like the blaster he's holding in the comic strip. Sort of a sci-fi/spaghetti western look.
flash gordon just hit the stone cold stunner on lex luthor
What I wouldn't give for a Turkish Captain Marvel! It has to be a Kunt production though!
Your funniest episode yet! You're quickly becoming my favorite UA-camr.
I'm waiting for him to review "Badi", the Turkish E.T. The E.T. in this movie is quite something.
Baba uzaylı o
ALLLAHHH ALLAHHHH
Thank you. I will come back to ask for link if i dont find the movie.
We have two versions of E.T. here in the Philippines. They're called: Little Boy Blue and Kokey.
A Turkish version of fear and loathing in Las Vegas would be a "can't miss."
One more breather before the last Gamera movie?
(Remembers that Gamera movie)
That's fine, Brandon. Take allllll the time you want.
Hope he eventually does the actual Flash Gordon movie.
I haven't even started watching this and I'm thumbs up-ing this review :) Love your work Brandon, keep 'em coming!
Hey Brandon, ever seen "Surf Nazis Must Die?" I think it'd be right up your alley! Roger Ebert walked out only half an hour in, no surprise based on the title.
This seriously ran on MTV Turkey or some variant? That's curious. It must be considered a cult classic there, I'm guessing?
Nah, Turkey had a really hard economic situation between 1960-1980, and we had really shitty movies, now it's hilarious to see how shitty they were :p that's why they put them on TV
Arif Furkan Alkan haha in hinsight they are pretty awesome.
Nah lol it's just because these movies are awkwardly funny
Damn nice love to see 2 uploads that fast!
2:16 RKO! OUTTA NOWHERE!!
FLASH!!! *BOOM*
AHH-AAAAAAAH!
Awesome, Bro.
I never even heard there was a Turkish version.
Two reviews in the span of a month? Unheard of!
Your channel really should have a review of Flesh Gordon, the x-rated sci-fi.
FLASH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!
KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!
hell yeah what timing, just finished token a bowl and come to find a new video.
A Power Bra, for the man who has way too much stuff already!
I don't blame you for fitting in some Turkish fun before the last Gamera movie aka "Sorry For the Clip Show". And "Flash Gordon Bra" was worth the interruption!
Hahahahaha holy shit, at 05.48 he says "looks like this is the only thing we're better than you aliens"
I hope Turkish Tremors exists
+The Spyngas I just hope the worms look better than the ones in Turkish Robot Holocaust.
That will somehow be a cross-over with Turkish 3 Men and a Baby!
Russian Tremors, where the Graboids have a musical number.
So when're you gonna do Godzilla vs Hedorah?
That's the *weird* one.
That's not an understatement. That movie totally didn't make my brain feel like I was on acid when I was a kid before I even knew what it was.
8:52 still better than Miranda tate's death scene
Is it bad that I had to Google the name to realize who you were talking about?
@@LibraGamesUnlimited Not really. Shes a bad actrice overall
@@MrRamazanLale2 I see.
Talia from Dark Knight Rises?
LMAO loved the ending!
The special effects are much, much better than Star Wars! WOW!
05:49. Dude, it's called role playing. XD
man u should see tarkan
+tabakhaneci What's that, the Turkish version of "Taken"? ;)
+Brandon Tenold Search "tarkan ahtapot sahnesi" and see for urself man if i tell you u probably dont understand :D
Brandon, when you're done with Gamera: Super Monster, can you do the Heisei trilogy and then maybe more Godzilla movies until Godzilla: Resurgence comes out in Japan?
+Brandon Tenold Can you review Ultraman?
Oh my god I just saw that Octopus scene and wow...just wow.....
Around the Galaxy in 80 smash cuts.
Damn those costumes are insane
I like the little yellow monster in your Thumbnail.
You should do a review on the 1984 film Shounen Kenya (Kenya Boy). The story is about a young Indiana Jones meets a young Sheena and the two encounter giant toads, lizard men, Nazis, and dinosaurs in Africa.
So why did this air on Turkish MTV? To make fun of how their country made cheap knockoffs of famous properties?
you Are fuckin hilarious mate. got me crackin up again --- cheers
Hey, can you review "Starchaser: The Legend Of Orin" (1985)?
9:21 Prof Snape
Turkish Flash Gordon was directed by chaster A Bum grandfather
I am so high watching this that when the characters in the movie spoke my first thought was “Are these people supposed to be aliens speaking alienese or something?” Then I realized they were just speaking Turkish
Hey Brandon You Should Review The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms Like Right Now Do It Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review the 1980 Flash Gordon!
OK, Turkish Yo Gabba Gabba? Now I would also like to see Turkish Tomorrow’s Pioneers.
Brandon: if you watch Doctor Who: the Web Planet you will get a headache: I think they smeared Vaseline over the camera lenses to diffuse the light.
you should review the korean mazinger z, Taekwon v!
I second this.
Definitely a Magzinger Z knock off
04:01. Are those C-cups? XD
"Turkish Eugene Levy" looks just a little like Milo O'Shea. Which is fitting, since he was in BARBARELLA.
Your videos are just great Mr. Tenold. Movies not so much except this one.
08:40. Considering the laser bra of earlier, I shudder to think that the laser guns are suppose to present? o.0
02:21. Brah, this is my toilet face. :)
Never mind how Turkish Timothy Dalton's mustache compares with the real deal, what does Turkish Brian Blessed sound like?
I can't wait to see you tell us about gamera super monster hey I was on UA-cam looking at gamera movies and one was called gamera vs super monster wich was gamera vs ziger I was really confused
07:46. Those ball things with the stalks. Are they plants or ornaments? o.0
You ain't right..lmao Great close
Still need to bomb this though
I'd hazard a guess the bald guy at the beginning was Turkish dr zarkoff
Nice subtitles
XD
Indian Thriller is hilarious. It gets even funnier in the context of the film.
It looks like they're specifically ripping-off the second Flash Gordon serial.
Will you consider reviewing Attack of the 50 foot woman, or one of it's parodies or the remake from the 90's?
*five years later:* Sure.
@9:21 I was hoping for the puppet from SAW series.....
At least a trap would be interesting to watch.
Flash! BRA-AAAAAAA....
You tricked me. I thought you were going to do the good bad Flash Gordon movie not to the Turkish bad Flash Gordon movie. Lol:p
Also about that en...
That moment when you realize that a space bra just doesn't work on certain kinds of guys.
At around 2:16 does he do an RKO or a Stunner or was that a diamond cutter. Someone in the WWE saw this movie and decided that would make a great finisher move
The movie need Dr. Zarkoff, Prince Barin, and King Vultan for variety's sake,
hello brandon! have you considered reviewing "where time began?"
NIPPLE NIPPLE TWEAK TWEAK WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Thanks
Drive k everytime Brandon says Turkish lol
Nah lol don't need alcohol poisoning
Just realized that Ming looks like grandpa Munster 😂
He must have been played by Turkish Al Lewis.
9:21 is that Turkish Neil Gaiman's Sandman? Well this is a Turkish film, so this could just be Turkish Neil Gaiman.
1:10 it’s pronounced something like “ishil” (Turkish has different sounds for non dotted i’s, and the S with the little tail would have a SHH sound) it might sound something closer to “ushul”. Anyways my Turkish is just barely past a beginners level so please correct me if I’m wrong
Dang I wanted to see the Turkish version of Flesh Gordon.
2.14, Turkish Burt Reynolds.
Hey In the last gamera movie all the fights are stock fotage is that true
you should try 80's indian horror movies too.
I know he won't but Brandon with Christmas coming up
At least when I write this comment)
And I was going to ask if to celebrate the holiday of wrapping things up
I would ask if you could review
"Killer Kondoms"
A personal favorite of mine
And it would fit with what you usually review
And if you can't well than
Maybe
"Killer Klowns from Outer Space"
Hey, Brandon Cult, can you review a movie call Dragon Wars(D-War.)?
About it not having an ending? Nothing I haven't seen before with a movie called Dr. Ice, and that was an American film.
Actually that’s supposed to be
Turkish Hitman Agent 47
Turkish Gordon is alive
1:58 I'd react the exactly like Flash, or probably like the guy who runs off screen.
2:08 british prime minister churchill
You should check out Flesh Gordon (yes Flesh not flash)and Flesh Gordon and the cosmic cheerleaders
does son of blob count as a cult movie and if so have you considered reviewing?
Will there be a Turkish X-Men or The Turkish Avengers? I can't wait.
Turkish Green Lantern or Turkish Suicide Squad can only be an improvement!
what the hell is up with tha....... :D
Seriously....who wants to see Turkish Pluto Nash
A pox on your house for slightly insulting classic Doctor Who.
Please review Mahakaal at some point!
2:05 No, not every Turkish knockoff movie you review has Turkish Lex Luthor in it, just the non-Superman knockoff movies.
At 2:20 min ,was it a Randy Orton move?
Midnight Express reference was clever..love that movie
This movie needs Turkish Brian Blessed.
6:41 so... he thought she was Dale?
Flash........
What about the 90's camera movies?
Problem is those are actually kinda good.
TheTrekkie42 yeah true
WWWHHHAAATTTT?????
what about the gamera 90's movies
It's just not the same without Turkish Queen in the soundtrack
And yeah, I'm gonna need to see if Ed Glaser wrote something on this film to understand what the fuck is going on.