+Roger Edmonds I never bring my phone to the bathroom. I mean there is a reason we wash hands, how often do you wash your phone? Also I'm too afraid I might accidentally drop it in the toilet or spill water from the sink onto my cell-phone
Why schools is so boring I always choose the biggest stall in school and just look around talk to myself but when someone in with me I'm in there even longer because it's embarrassing
was having a beer while watching this ...finally a real futuristic true fact..note when am sober all this would be a dream and I'll go back to my hard working days which is ahead of you college chaps
Do people actually hate pooping without their phone? For me it's like a break from life where I don't need to talk to people but that's probably because I'm antisocial as hell lol
I agree, people don't seem to understand that fecal matter can actually fly (in a manner of speaking) and parts of it literally land everywhere, including that phone you are going to be using whilst eating and oh wait! You just literally ate your own shit...
+The Aggressive Australasian it necessary, particularly for people like me. because when i poop and I'm not really desperate i feel like my anus is blocked.
+The Aggressive Australasian it necessary, particularly for people like me. because when i poop and I'm not really desperate i feel like my anus is blocked.
This video made me want a copy of that book. I don't read it on the toilet but it's pretty good as a book you open to a random page and read through while trying to fall asleep.
Daniel Pineda What do I use..? What a presumptuous question. To do what, exactly? Drool over inane celebrity gossip, stalk popularist media mind pollutants, post inconsequential snippets of nonsense for a crowd of ravenous nobodies, keep up with "trends"? Would it shock you at all to learn that not everyone gives a fuck about these things? I use facebook to keep in contact with friends and family, and that's about it.
Lemonti What part of "I use facebook" was so indecipherable you couldn't figure it out? Don't be embarrassed, I'm here to help. Just point out the tricky words and I'll do my best to illuminate.
I like to read whatever's written on the walls, play words games with it, solve math puzzles, check my emails, balance my checkbook, read Shakespeare, learn Sanskrit, and re-prove Fermat's Last Theorem. All while sitting on the toilet.
This is why Adam started Adam Ruins Everything. He didn't want anyone to feel as bored as he was, so he devoted his life to giving everyone random information.
Wow Dan played a great toilet
i hardly recognized him.....
Good reference😂👏🏻
He really naild the Scottish accent
Forgetting to take your phone with you to the bathroom is like forgetting to bring a gun to war.
True, you need it to survive
+Roger Edmonds I never bring my phone to the bathroom. I mean there is a reason we wash hands, how often do you wash your phone? Also I'm too afraid I might accidentally drop it in the toilet or spill water from the sink onto my cell-phone
Good thing water resistance is in almost every flagship now ;)
What if you bring a knife to war (Nokia 1100 with 99% charge legt(
Haha, good one
One of the most underrated CH videos over. This should have 20,000,000 views.
True
One year later... Video has 1.2 million views
Why schools is so boring I always choose the biggest stall in school and just look around talk to myself but when someone in with me I'm in there even longer because it's embarrassing
Patritia Rose same
Done pooping after 1 min. Then comes 5-10 min of watching youtube on my phone.
So true
10 min to an hour.
Only 5-10 minutes? Thats one video nowadays. More like an hour minimum.
Martin de Vries same
ikr
This is weird; I'm watching this on my phone while I'm on the toilet
terminatorX2
It's poopseption
terminatorX2 same
terminatorX2 Same lol
Same
Same
Josh is the most under-rated college humor staff, like that scene was hillarious
Tomas Ferreira Dan you mean?
what, no. I'm pretty sure I said Josh.
Tomas Ferreira Josh wasn't in that scene, are you trolling me?
Trollerman Sixtysevan the janitor scene
agreed. did you notice he was listening to the precious plum tune?
I feel ashamed that I used this video to entertain myself while pooping
MrWoulfman1024 same
Same
did anyone else notice the URL for this video says F&*k
+chicken mcsmugget I don't know who these 3 Tvm's are but fuck all of them.
+Danielle Carver-Reimers this vide has the best URL ever
ua-cam.com/video/tUoFUCk3TvM/v-deo.html lol
That's awesome!
Was I the only one who noticed the precious plum theme song when the janitor came in.
OMG 😂😂
And the janitor, Josh, plays Plum's mom
I thought I was the only one.
Andrew Abner did you realize that a girl was in the boys bathroom?
1:28 I love that they reused the Precious Plum theme
Amazing
Um...Adam Ruins Pooping...?
+phantommangagirl I`m dead!!
+Gavin Blanchard How?!.
+MrFerdimand Because Adam Ruins Everything.
+ScoopMeisterGeneral I still don't know why Adam Ruins Pooping should be funny, I know Adam Ruins Everything is a show
phantommangagirl no, pooping has ruined adam
Ironically I'm watching while taking a shit.
Same.
+Henry Boosic That's not irony
I think you meant coincidentally
+Henry Boosic What's with this generation using irony for everything and they clearly don't know what it means.
+Henry Boosic
Me too!
Dan. Even though you are used in sketches as "The Toilet". You still have killer abs! Right?
The link to this video says the f word
Joseph LeBeau ua-cam.com/video/tUoFUCk3TvM/v-deo.html
Trollerman Sixtysevan bruh.....
Joseph LeBeau woah youre right
woahh
am i the only person that doesnt need entertainment while taking a shit?
Nope I just take a dump then leave
+Learn Quick I think taking a shit is a whole lot entertainment
Its entertaining enough to wait.... Not knowing whats to come out....
One day pellets..
The next day its a MONSTER...
U never know!
yea
you're a fuckin beast dude
dan really did get to be 'scottish toilet'!
I once Waited for 3 Days before Pooping cuz my phone was broken
Pathetic
Gubte Fumcki books maybe?
Oh, don't u have a tv in the bathroom?? What's wrong with u??
Finding yourself in the washroom without your phone is really an unpleasant situation.
Yes, indeed.
using your phone on the toilet just /sounds/ unsanitary. I never would. And this coming from someone with 0 personal Hygiene habits.
Or Ipad
Wait. Adam's real name is Alan????
lol I just wanted to comment this xD
Kayla B I think they made a mistake there
Corey Pagett No, his name is Alan.
Cotton Crusader then why did he change it into Adam?
KingdomOfFandoms look at the credits
the whole cast of Adam ruins everything is in the bathroom
Pooping without my phone always lead me to contemplate the meaning of life
Always leads me to analyse my wasted life
years later and this is still the most relatable thing I've ever seen
I've never told anyone this before, but I really enjoying taking a shit. I'm not sure what it is about it... it is just... nice.
The tune they cleaner played was from precious plum
Dan's acting skills are seriously underrated, I didn't even notice he was the toilet until the very end.
this has to be one of your best! it cracked me up laughing. lolololol!!! great job guys
this is the first video i saw by college humor so much memories
Dan's performance was flawless. I seriously thought he was a real toilet. That is why he is the best actor actor at collegehumor
So I guess I'm a minority.... I've always pooped without a phone.
Mr Pootis Right back at you buddy.
+mazdaplz i always smoke poop
If you just do One Time, then you can't Stop..
+Ronald Hubbard Ya, I don;t think i ever look at my phone in the washroom. My inner thoughts just aren't that boring I guess.
+Ronald Hubbard same here
was having a beer while watching this ...finally a real futuristic true fact..note when am sober all this would be a dream and I'll go back to my hard working days which is ahead of you college chaps
That whole skit was funny, but the last credit was so unexpected it made me lol!
do any of you guys ever forget if you pooped or not while being busy looking at your phone that you have to look down if you pooped of not?
Do people actually hate pooping without their phone? For me it's like a break from life where I don't need to talk to people but that's probably because I'm antisocial as hell lol
Yes
I don’t use my phone to talk to people while I’m in there. Games, UA-cam, googling random things..
I actually have my best thoughts while taking a shit.
Adman I love your TV shows
Dan did such a good job I didn't even realize he was in this one until the end
I'm on the toilet right now while watching this
You dont have to tell us
Δημητρης Μπεκιαρης but then what would be the fun of that?
Well lets see... telling is wasnt fun not telling us isnt fun..Seems like the advantages outweight the benefits
Me too
Forggetting your phone when you poop is forbidden.I will probably eat the paper.
The precious plum theme song was in the background
They're all gone now and I miss them so much
People take their phones to the Toilet? That's fucking gross.
I agree, people don't seem to understand that fecal matter can actually fly (in a manner of speaking) and parts of it literally land everywhere, including that phone you are going to be using whilst eating and oh wait! You just literally ate your own shit...
+The Aggressive Australasian it necessary, particularly for people like me. because when i poop and I'm not really desperate i feel like my anus is blocked.
+The Aggressive Australasian it necessary, particularly for people like me. because when i poop and I'm not really desperate i feel like my anus is blocked.
Before I had a smartphone it took my less than a minute. Now it easily goes up to 20 minutes or more. 8[
Love how Dan's the toilet. Plays through with the bomber abs video
This video made me want a copy of that book. I don't read it on the toilet but it's pretty good as a book you open to a random page and read through while trying to fall asleep.
At the end it says Alan Conover played by Adam Conover, everyone else's names is the same
Reversed
wut
Technology is great. I love taking selfies while I'm on the shitter and sending them out.
Wow. This so relatable. Especially that ikea catalog part
Ah old school college humour. How I have missed you
Why is she in the mens bathroom?
I was wondering the same thing, something fishy was going on
Isn't this obvious? It was clearly an emergency situation!
People actually use twitter...?
Then what do you use?
Daniel Pineda What do I use..? What a presumptuous question. To do what, exactly? Drool over inane celebrity gossip, stalk popularist media mind pollutants, post inconsequential snippets of nonsense for a crowd of ravenous nobodies, keep up with "trends"?
Would it shock you at all to learn that not everyone gives a fuck about these things? I use facebook to keep in contact with friends and family, and that's about it.
Lemonti
What part of "I use facebook" was so indecipherable you couldn't figure it out? Don't be embarrassed, I'm here to help. Just point out the tricky words and I'll do my best to illuminate.
A Duck Your are a sheep
This is very true actually. Funny and over the top, but this makes sense. Every time, I swear.
I love the running gag of Dan always playing a toilet in the sketches!
Wait, I never poop with my phone..
same
ikr its gross
+amy the msp freek ur fone screen contains more bacteria than the toilet anyway, right?
I would never in a public bathroom, but at home idc
I would never in a public bathroom, but at home idc
YES
#1stWorldProblems
I legit found this video while on the toilet and it was from scrolling through other videos.
Met these guys last week. Showed up at there offices. There awesome people.
If you get enough roughage, you can poop it all out in under a minute.
PlasmaMongoose And if you spend three days eating nothing but frosted miniwheats, you can do it in 10 seconds flat.
is it just me who saw his tootsie role around 2:28 - 2:30
first the elevator music in the game "the Elevator" and now this, this week is making me really want to play Goldeneye.
I was really impressed with Dan's acting in this one.
I poop without my phone anyways.
I know, I know, I'm special :^)
I never shit with my phone either XD
Liam O how?
William kk I do one of two things to entertain myself:
A) Admire how sexy my hair looks.
B) I play with my poop.
William kk Are people really so mindwashed by technology they can't sit around doing nothing for a while?
How do you play with your poo
everybody go to 2:29 i like you can see adams junk
Omg nasty! Lol XD
William Ohanes OH MY GOD
don't really need to be watching this while i have lunch...
Hahaha continuing the Dan toilet joke
the url says fuck hahaha
thanks man, I didn't know if my comment would be removed or not if i swore :)
5 years late but I can oddly relate to this video, watching UA-cam on the John
josh is by far my favorite
Lmao!!first video tht actually made me laugh out loud!!
ah yes, the godly stack of ikea catalogues in the bathroom cabinet, I miss those when im in the public ones
When the janitor comes in is that the precious plum theme song
also she's the best part of the new ch. such a great cast member
The part with the redacted copy of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader was my favorite.
Chris that's what I do. Even the glade spray instructions
somebody should make this a film!
Still stands up
What the fuck has this generation come to..you have to poop with your phone??Whats wrong with people
I like to read whatever's written on the walls, play words games with it, solve math puzzles, check my emails, balance my checkbook, read Shakespeare, learn Sanskrit, and re-prove Fermat's Last Theorem. All while sitting on the toilet.
Dooby McFoosen ....I jut check new memes in 9gag, I guess you actually use the features of your phone lol
I mean I'm no comedy expert or nothing but I think THAT was the joke
Dooby McFoosen Doobs!
Tom Clooney Do I know you, sir?
Murph was Isaac from the fault in our stars!!!! AAAAHHH FANGIRLING
i love that precious plum refrence
This is LITERALLY ME. I'm watching this on the toilet right now. (I will neither confirm nor deny what I'm doing right now)
I found this vid to be way too funny. Especially the part with the janitor
This video saved my life. I almost when to take a shit then I remembered I forgot my phone. Thank you Collegehumor. Thank you.
conover really showed his prowess for more dramatic work in his role of handsome toilet pooper
That janitor was gold. Lol
this was fuckin hilarious can't believe I've been missing this shit
I'm watching this as I'm playing on my phone as I'm pooping.
Fun fact I'm on the toilet right now watching this horror film
The feeling is too real.
Great performance from the toilet. Such dedication.
Watching this in the bathroom right now on my phone
This is why Adam started Adam Ruins Everything. He didn't want anyone to feel as bored as he was, so he devoted his life to giving everyone random information.
It's more like pooping without a sudoku book for me. It gives me something to do and makes time go by faster.
Pooping with a phone is the best thing ever
"is compatible with our cümster dümpster and cüm dümpster"
This is probably the most true video I've ever seen
Dan is one hell of a method actor.
Hey, it's Dan reprising his role as Scottish Toilet.
The music playing on the janitor's radio is the theme song of Precious Plum
The last bit killed me
It is true words are that IMPORTANT to people, that's why "The Word became flesh..." is extremely powerful statement. God knows what humanity needs.
Am I the only one who noticed the long running joke that Dan always plays a toilet.