“I ⱧᎥƬ Kids” is not a Pickup Line… (The Button)

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2023
  • Today we check out a strange episode of the button where a guy has the world's worst pickup line.
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  • @Lauren-pl7bi
    @Lauren-pl7bi 8 місяців тому +316

    I feel like The Button actively tries to drive a wedge between people who are vibing, so they get better content and don't actually have to pay for any dates.

    • @Vampress09
      @Vampress09 8 місяців тому +45

      Exactly! People forget the show is more incentivized to NOT let them win.

    • @jkljosh7392
      @jkljosh7392 8 місяців тому +12

      It's almost like things marketed to help dating ultimately only make money if no one ever actually finds a date

  • @personman2346
    @personman2346 8 місяців тому +195

    When will we as a society acknowledge that hitting your spouse and hitting your children are no different?

    • @fatcat1414
      @fatcat1414 8 місяців тому +78

      Somehow we deluded ourselves into thinking hitting the smaller defenseless humans who depend entirely on you for support is more acceptable than hitting someone on equal standing who should supposedly be able to leave you at any time. Both are still unforgivably abhorrent, don't get me wrong, it's just amazing which one society has chosen to cling to and perform mental gymnastics for.

    • @personman2346
      @personman2346 8 місяців тому +34

      @@fatcat1414my point exactly, I hate that not liking abuse is a hot take currently.

    • @victoriatropeano6625
      @victoriatropeano6625 8 місяців тому +36

      too many parents demand blind obedience “or else” like that teaches them anything beyond a control complex

    • @ariarichards-
      @ariarichards- 8 місяців тому

      Are you equating "hitting your child" to spanking your child as a form of discipline? Just want some clarification

    • @BlueBanana.
      @BlueBanana. 8 місяців тому +24

      @@ariarichards- personally, I think physical harm is wrong at any time. self defence is ok but when you discipline a child for not doing what it’s told, you’re teaching it that it’s ok to hit people. And it will go teach its kids for generations and possibly worsen overtime.

  • @ASHERUISE
    @ASHERUISE 8 місяців тому +54

    "You can have guns just don't shoot anybody." *IMMEDIATELY PUSHES THE BUTTON*

    • @panakinskywalker6391
      @panakinskywalker6391 8 місяців тому +16

      Yeah what was that about 😭

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@@panakinskywalker6391either he wants to kill or he's upset that she pulled a "don't murder me" despite that being the reason guns exist. Either way, icky vibes

  • @knittingnudibranch
    @knittingnudibranch 8 місяців тому +130

    that guy heard that a woman had kids and immediately asked if she hit her kids, admitted to believing in beating kids, all while his conversation is being played for the people in the other room that were his potential dates, and then was surprised when he got rejected. Even if he had managed to press the button first, there was no chance that it ended with him getting a second date.

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 8 місяців тому +1

      Ikr

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 8 місяців тому +8

      **and it was broadcast on TV. That man isn't getting a date ever, and that's a good thing judging by his abusive tendencies

    • @reniefuwa
      @reniefuwa 8 місяців тому +1

      If his goal was to weed out those with kids/wanted kids, I guess that's doing it right 😂

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool 8 місяців тому +6

      Its actually scary that thats the FIRST thing he thought of when she mentioned she has kids. And then to think thats socially ok to say- to a mom!- and be surprised at being rejected?? So out of touch

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@music0cool rejected for wanting to beat stranger's kids

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan 8 місяців тому +42

    I personally think hitting children is awful and never justified

    • @SukunaYaoi
      @SukunaYaoi 8 місяців тому +5

      Yea..I been there it's fuking awful

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Місяць тому

      I think there are scenarios where it's understandable, but they're few and far between and most of the time it happens, it's not one of those scenarios

  • @emsmith.
    @emsmith. 8 місяців тому +65

    I can't believe child "discipline" came up twice

    • @ilostmysocks5945
      @ilostmysocks5945 8 місяців тому +7

      No way he didn't bring that up just to take a jab at her, calling her kid spoiled for not being spanked

  • @kaitlando636
    @kaitlando636 8 місяців тому +14

    The person behind the button seems to literally ruin everything with dumb questions even if the pair actually seems to get along

  • @PonSealRove
    @PonSealRove 8 місяців тому +29

    I feel like if I ever went on this show I’d always get voted out but never vote anyone else out because I’d just wanna know more, unless they did also say something like the “I hit kids” guy because hell no

    • @lav-kitty
      @lav-kitty 8 місяців тому +2

      thing is most of them don't even want a date, they just want to press the button

  • @ScampScanner
    @ScampScanner 8 місяців тому +47

    This show perfectly shows how people are too quick to judge.

    • @personman2346
      @personman2346 8 місяців тому +33

      I mean hitting children is abuse 100% of the time, but also yeah

    • @ScampScanner
      @ScampScanner 8 місяців тому +16

      @@personman2346 I obviously did not count this.

    • @lav-kitty
      @lav-kitty 8 місяців тому +2

      tbf, it's a recorded game, not really a normal date

  • @jocelynecupcake
    @jocelynecupcake 8 місяців тому +29

    The guy in the green basically admitted that he's a child abuser, regardless if he has kids or not. He still deserves the lifetime of punishment in PRISON!

  • @sarahlovee4229
    @sarahlovee4229 8 місяців тому +14

    That is 100% what that question meant I'm glad you understood it.
    She just wanted to know if the weapons were being used on living creatures or inanimate objects or just being refurbished and displayed like art... Giving a non answer answer to that question could make ya feel a little uneasy

  • @emmadrew3911
    @emmadrew3911 8 місяців тому +12

    Her: have a gun but don’t shoot people
    Him: Nah I’m out. 8:52

  • @rexellerainbow1173
    @rexellerainbow1173 8 місяців тому +46

    I got jump scared by the “no moi, and today we’re gonna learn what THE BUTTON is!” I thought my man was swearing and my heart dropped for a sec 😀

    • @rock3531
      @rock3531 8 місяців тому +4

      How did you think he was swearing?

    • @m1k4444
      @m1k4444 8 місяців тому +4

      @@rock3531"what the... button"

    • @rock3531
      @rock3531 8 місяців тому +4

      @@m1k4444 ohhhh

    • @Vampress09
      @Vampress09 8 місяців тому +4

      What's the swear word here?

    • @m1k4444
      @m1k4444 8 місяців тому +7

      @@Vampress09 they thought he was about to say 'what the fuck' when he said "what the (button)"

  • @CrayonBoxDoesStuff
    @CrayonBoxDoesStuff 8 місяців тому +15

    Child Abuse Rizz

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 8 місяців тому +15

    That button is problematic. Lol I’m here for it all

  • @Silverboa
    @Silverboa 8 місяців тому +18

    I had a dream where the button asked me when my period was coming...

  • @imaginebeingspencer9292
    @imaginebeingspencer9292 8 місяців тому +22

    oh my god i haven't watched joinen in like a year

  • @zannadunstrand6289
    @zannadunstrand6289 8 місяців тому +6

    This is for sure the most unhinged the botton video i’ve seen.
    And i’ve seen A LOT of them (Cody ko watch them all the time)
    WTF! 😂😂

  • @tikvahlanz6335
    @tikvahlanz6335 8 місяців тому +15

    Okay but actually what was that first guy thinking saying that?

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 8 місяців тому +2

      Thinking? What's that?

  • @Vampress09
    @Vampress09 8 місяців тому +11

    I love that you're covering this show.

  • @mmo_x
    @mmo_x 8 місяців тому +14

    I missed you! I've been waiting for a while so that I can have Joinen-marathon, starting now.

  • @RealisticRebelOfficial
    @RealisticRebelOfficial 8 місяців тому +9

    Then he and the button started dating then soon after that they got married and many kids like buttony and buttonett then they lived happily ever after not because the button kept him hostage but because of love❤

  • @sarahlovee4229
    @sarahlovee4229 8 місяців тому +2

    I've never heard the button say that before and that kind of made me sad... like she walked back and every girl in the room was immediately like 'nah I don't want to go talk to him?'
    I kind of feel bad for him... Why the fuck would they put that part in the video? just randomly cut it at random like always!
    I really hope this dude was a huge POS off camera or something otherwise that was just really sad and kinda cruel to put online

  • @lav-kitty
    @lav-kitty 8 місяців тому +4

    I said to myself that I wouldn't watch anything about the button anymore, but joinen posted it, so yeah

  • @LumiOfFrost
    @LumiOfFrost 2 місяці тому

    "Please don't kill people"
    "Not my type tbh sorry bye"

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 8 місяців тому

    "You told the last guy you dont like hitting kids, so im out"

  • @asian256
    @asian256 8 місяців тому +8

    Hello Joinen! how are you doinggg? :D I love your videos they are a source of comfort for me

  • @sarahlovee4229
    @sarahlovee4229 8 місяців тому +1

    If any of you ever get on the button keep it short sweet simple
    "I just didn't feel that certain spark, you know? I'm glad I got to meet you though. I hope you find your someone" Maybe even a thank you for giving it a shot or something.
    You don't need any more of an explanation besides this. Nobody walks away feeling bad about themselves and even if it sucks they can carry on without feeling insulted or anything at least.

  • @lav-kitty
    @lav-kitty 8 місяців тому +5

    3:56 cishet queerphobic women when they see a guy has *_HAIR_* a-an-and *_NAILS!!!1???!1?!! 😱😰🤢_*
    "like girlieeesss, what's wrong with his hair and nailllsssss?? and hes like, SHORT TOO???? 😰 like, omg, girliesss!!! is he even a MAN anymore 🥺 or is he like, yknow💅 A WOMAN 🙄?? cuz omg babess, yall know I would NEVER date a woman 🤰 amiright girlfriends?? 🤪💕💕"
    like, yeah jessica, guess what, his hair and nails are better than yours, maybe you could learn something with him? just saying

  • @_0-0-
    @_0-0- 4 місяці тому

    The button is not a wing man but more like a relationship hit man

  • @oliolaaleksandra
    @oliolaaleksandra 8 місяців тому +7

    Is it just me or The button bits are a bit quiet? Joinen, please make the parts you're reacting to a bit more louder 😊 it's either me not understanding contestants or you yelling 😅

  • @anniecahill7746
    @anniecahill7746 8 місяців тому +2

    The button has got more pitched and harder to understand. 😂

  • @Iamanillusion
    @Iamanillusion 8 місяців тому

    For the guy that said “confidence is a big thing” he does like confident people because people who aren’t confident tend to be controlling and possessive because they thing their partner will leave them because they aren’t confident in themselves or their partner

  • @bethlovesthings
    @bethlovesthings 8 місяців тому +1

    Love seeing you react to more adult content ❤️

  • @seraphineclouser762
    @seraphineclouser762 8 місяців тому +1

    I can’t believe I haven’t found this channel until now. Top tier content 👌🏻

  • @smol-one
    @smol-one 8 місяців тому +3

    ...is this from something? Like did a Netflix show get booted and Cut just pick it up?

  • @BlueBanana.
    @BlueBanana. 8 місяців тому +3

    It’s 11:30 pm for me, imma watch this tomorrow 👍

  • @madisonedwards5055
    @madisonedwards5055 8 місяців тому

    Did you know Bright Side has a video game now? I just found it out. Bright Side is losing their mind I swear

  • @jvvz7461
    @jvvz7461 8 місяців тому +8

    He fumbled her so hard😭

  • @zombizone1581
    @zombizone1581 8 місяців тому +8

    NO MOI, i am first joinen! You should do a TroomTroom channels teir list!

  • @nicemuse1956
    @nicemuse1956 8 місяців тому +11

    The ackward quip “I bleat kids” was an attempt at humor similar to a stand up comedian act…I think Bearnie Mac King of Comedy said that once…

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool 8 місяців тому +4

      Nah he seemed serious to me. Also no mom is gunna find that funny. Plus hes on a date not a comedy club

  • @chrisalis_
    @chrisalis_ 8 місяців тому +4

    bro does what now??

  • @rexellerainbow1173
    @rexellerainbow1173 8 місяців тому +2

    No matches?
    (Insert megamjnd meme here)

  • @anactualprayingmantis5054
    @anactualprayingmantis5054 8 місяців тому

    Wet and nasty bananas make some fire banana bread though

  • @staurtthepandabear
    @staurtthepandabear 8 місяців тому +1

    Nah joinen straight wilin fr fr bro he on some other shit

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 4 місяці тому

    I don't know which guy is worse, the beating kids guy or the gun guy.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Місяць тому

      Imo, the first guy is worse (based off what we know). Like, he's actively saying he hurts kids, whereas the second guy just has a hobby. It's a hobby that needs to be regulated ofc, but it's not like he's done anything wrong

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Місяць тому

      In those regards i mean

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 Місяць тому

      @@osheridan I'm more concerned with the way he pressed the button after she said it was fine as long as he didn't shoot anyone

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Місяць тому

      @@rosykindbunny1313 I think his feelings were just hurt because she sounded lowkey accusing? Tbh I see where both of them were coming from

  • @bingusmybeloved5909
    @bingusmybeloved5909 8 місяців тому

    They should do a button where the ppl in the room press the button, the guy room decides if guy gets out the girl room decides if the girl gets out an replaced

  • @untotenattentaeter368
    @untotenattentaeter368 8 місяців тому +5

    hi

  • @RedIsACrepe
    @RedIsACrepe 8 місяців тому +1

    omgah early

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 8 місяців тому

    Confident and possessive are nowhere near the same ballpark so i dont see how saying you like one but not the other is saying you dislike both
    And what is with this weird energy where someone was taken aback by a sudden uncomfortable question for a half second and the entire thing instantly becomes "yeah, she cheated, she definitely cheated." Like she even explained that they broke up and got back together after she'd been with other people. My abusive ex constantly accused me of cheating on him and used that as an excuse to destroy mine and his property so i feel like i would have to get defensive when asked about cheating because i need to know like "what can i do to convince you?" That whole pairing was full of gross commentary on your part.

  • @greygust3936
    @greygust3936 8 місяців тому

    Tilslutt ❤

  • @cq.cumber_offishial
    @cq.cumber_offishial 8 місяців тому

    hi