JOINING THE ILLUMINATI
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- Опубліковано 24 жов 2017
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Who's watching this in 2020??? I miss this videos.... the old shane😭😭😭
Juanita María that’s why I’m watching old videos because simply missing Shane
Sameee
Exactly! I Really Like Binge Watching His Older Videos
Yessss
His older videos are so funny and always make me smile
Shane: *joins the illuminati*
Shane one year later: *is about to make millions on a makeup palate*
I’m just sayin 😳😳
cyndal vannoy omg👀☕️
😵
About to get married, as well
FUCKING TRUE THO JUST REALISED DAMN
*mind explodessss
I think he seriously joined because now he has a makeup palette, is much more well known, and has a ton more money.
Im serious too
Yeah ikr, he liked making these videos and now he stopped while the truth is slowely coming out. I dont think he joined it, but maybe they controlled him?
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I want to join illuminati
shane saying “DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA”. i almost dieddd 😭😭 16:36
"dont be illumi-naughty!" i love garrett
snoot boot I said this today before this video came out! Like wtf!
snoot boot same
😂😂😂😂
snoot boot OML U HAVE 666 LIKES LMAO
Omg lollllll
*Right before the camera turns off*
Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA
Me: *Fucking dead*
CrazyAssFangirl the funniest part
Carlos Castillo Nope it's a symbol from a tv show I rly need to change it
CrazyAssFangirl TEEN WOLF
CrazyAssFangirl TEEN WOLF❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love how everyone is now making theories about Shane being part of the Illuminati in the comments.
Still watching in 2024,absolutely love Shane..he’s so funny and the only UA-camr I get pure entertainment out of watching.
**Shanes House is about to catch on fire**
Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA
TheWorldIsBeautiful 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I almost pissed myself
Yes we want to see
When your Jake Paul
priorities
TheWorldIsBeautiful I CRIED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
casually sips holy water
Same....
ME
Cute name
I call it coffee.
Xtreme Gaming no he's not
We need jesus here 👀
Facts🙏🏾
true
Amen🙏🏾
Jesus is with me always
@@G0lden07 not funny
This is like my 10th time rewatching this video and I've always found it hilarious. I honestly don't know how I never thought about how he literally became an entirely different person, became much richer and more famous all of a sudden a short while after this video.. and it literally sounds like a theory Shane would talk about.. I don't know how to feel about all this.
he was rich during this video too. i think he just appears way more rich now cause he moved out of LA which is expensive
I was just thinking that. It's so strange. His content improved drastically and he literally produced the best entertainment youtube has ever seen. He literally changed the game.
No one:
Shane: making fun of the illuminati
life sucks now that’s the right way to write that.
@@theofficialsdos hi did you get what you want? How much you pay ?
guys please make sure there’s only 666 likes lol
@@flightofnavigator8631 you are such an idiot
lol
Shane saying “ *DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERAAAAA* ” when the book was on fire just buttered my croissant
Infinite Love I’m hilarious
Infinite Love oops...
Infinite Love
Mh
LMAO this is genius XD
What is genius joining the Illuminati?
@@shane3546 ikr
Bruh
@@shane3546content
This is still one of my fav videos from Shane 😂💚🌻
"Life's journey begins at the bottom," *points at Ryland*
... I just got that now.
Samantha DeGroot it took me 3 seconds before I burst out laughing. 😂
+Taylor Breckenridge now we know who stands in the relationship
Samantha DeGroot same here I'm rolling
lmao i died 😂😂
*everyone except Shane screaming about burning book*
Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
Not original but ok
oof you have 666 likes creepy
Literally one of my favorite videos 😂😂❤️
4:34
“I read this book about seven times to be exact.” Lmao meeeee.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
shane: is that the illuminati!!!!!
Shane: dont worry its just *CHIPOTLE*
emily keel CONSPIRISYS
Chipotle confirmed*
I'm more concerned about finding the name of that lovely background music that is played throughout the vid. That softer bsckground flute like music, would appreciate it if someone knew the name
LOL😂😂
“Before you leave tell them don’t be Illuminati, like a sign off”
GARRETT IS SO FREAKIBG PURE AND ADORABLE I LOVE HIM
melissa Ramirez I LOVED THAT PART
melissa Ramirez we have the same last name 😱
i think he meant like "illumi-naughty" but i still AGREE I HAD THE SAME TRAIN OF THOUGHT I WANT TO HOLD HIM
he meant illumi naughty you're dumn
I just love your soul!!!!! Put a smile on my face some many times ❤
shane: Ha when the illuminatti is more reasonable than james charles's merch
me: *cries in june 2020* NO SHANE SHHH
IDK, here he is joking about joining iluminati, but then a year later - making a bilion dollar pallet with Jeffree alian Star... just saying
Just want to ask you..... did I like or love iluminati
Yes he's with them and jeffry star is to!
😀😀😀😂😂😂 you are not bright at all.
Because they have different ones making a joke about it to try to throw people off
😱
Tell me I’m not the only person rewatching these cause I miss his videos🙁
Edit: wow wtf I don’t think I’ve ever got that much likes😂
Edit two: Nothing happened to him I just posted this before he uploaded so-
LemexTheGreatestVEVO nothing he’s just been working on a video for like weeks or sum
Jjlove1056 me too
Don't worry dude, your not
Jjlove1056 me too
Definitely. I preferred Shane's videos when he wasn't trying to be so grown up.
I was laughing the whole video especially when they set the book on fire 😂😂😂
I miss this soooo much Shane come back with the old crew
Sponsored by the Illuminati lol😂😂
TiaVapes oml you watch shane! I watch both of you ilysm
TiaVapes lol🤣
Not exactly.
join illuminati Already did.
TiaVapes BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Is this a setup? Ricky Dillon come on out" Garret my spirit animal
Megan Leonard f
Megan Leonard Shane is my spirit animal 😂
Anyone in 2021 when he’s cancelled but still wants to watch his videos?
No?
*just me?*
miss him
Shane are you serious, I just can’t stop watching this🙈🙈🙈
*reads title*
of course shane
*looks at thumbnail*
here we go
ButterBreaded me
little human I saw you in yesterday’s comment section lmao
shellmello lol hello again
*looks at thumbnail*
Welp, it was going to happen eventually
Scariest part of this video is the fact that he didn't say "yes" in his intro
I was crying
IM SCREAMING SAME
Sophie he said "huh" instead
I was shook
i got scared
Shane: Guess what I'm printing!
Ryland: What?
Shane: Contracts for the illuminati!
Ryland: Are you trying to kill us?!
I loved Ryland's reaction 😂
Hey Shane I'm from DC, I love the videos, keep em coming 👍
Reach 👆👆👆👆grandmaster through this figures.
Shane: “I can finally be a queen”
Me: YOU ARE ALREADY A QUEEN.
Kaitlyn Jade YES
Kaitlyn Jade yass
Kaitlyn Jade yassss
Some teenagers: going out with friends, partying.
Me: watch 3 grown men joining the illuminate😂
ME. I am lonely ugh oh and I am in my twenties lmao
Dana Müller 😂😂
Mya Dobson LITERALLY
Hahahaha meeeeee! I’m actually older than Shane though 💁🏻♀️
* illuminati and SAME
Best funniest and creepiest video he's done! Loved it.
i read shane’s book 7 times and i will never get tired of it.
Illuminati: sign this contract
Shane : ew
Ha sounds like jake Paul's team10
They should have mugs called “Illuminat-Tea” I’ll let myself out.
Edit: You know what’s funny? A year before I posted this comment I was messing around with some 3D modeling for school and made a mug with a triangle handle and called it, “Illuminat-Tea”. I could have been making millions with Shane and Jefree if I just copyrighted it.
I’m a special rodent that actually is a good idea to me I’ll walk out to
I would buy that....Mabay we should all step out
No no I agree
I’m a special rodent probs gonna be a eyeshadow or lip stick things with that.
I’m a special rodent lol did u see the new jeffree ep heheeh
LMAO for real! You guys are are flipping hilarious. Lol seriously I'm subscribing to your channel. Thanks for the laughs. Big hugs. Mad props.
Join the great illuminati brotherhood and become a rich and famous in life WhatsApp the grandmaster 🕎🕎🕎
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Is it weird that after he had "joined" the Illuminati that he had stopped posting video
about the Illuminati? Or that Garrett had now got a really awesome Podcast with his
friend Andrew that got 100's of 1,000's of subs as well as millions of channel views?
Very weird if you ask me!!
16:49
Ryland: holding a burning book literally about to burn his hand off
Garrett: trying to put out the fire
shane: screaming "DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA!!"
literally has me dead
ly shane
Makeup By Chloe 😂🤣🤣
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Makeup By Chloe iii
🤣🤣🤣
“Liza Koshy is in the illuminati?”
“Yes.”
Kosta Kour no she's mey senpaiiiiii
she better not be
Delilah Salvatore Somerhalder calm down she isn’t
Bunny God ii
Bunny God no shes just crazy
soon after this Shane stops talking about the Illuminati also i wanna mention him putting the Illuminati symbol triangle all over his merchandise all this is feeling fishy
I feel like Shane is in the Illuminati now and he can’t get out😭
You never will
@@Moneyman-lx3nw so what if someone wants to do it but doesn't want God to be ashamed of them or something
Shane...Don't go crazy...Or missing...Or get murdered. 😓
Anaiah Z I’m dying
It probably might be hackers dude 😂
Jesus
Anaiah Z we all knew this was going to happen someday
Anaiah Z How do you 'Go murdered'?
Oh my god when Shane was decoding Good Luck Charlie I couldn't brEATHE
SAME LMFAOOO
Alejandro Sandoval It's at 15:16 lol
XD samee
+Cry Baby (Cry Baby) i miss Christina Grimmie
Meow Mew right, Hana, that part was hilarious
Best video so far awesome you all are so funny and serious but funny as fu** love yall guys make more vids thank you
anyone watching this after he announced he is making a horror movie possibly? this is weirdly relevant now
"Is the Illuminati a UA-camr? I have questions" 😂😂💀💀
They are google youtube crome they are all over even all apps facebook twitter Instagram they're all over the place
Amy omg lol, 123 likes
www.illuminati.am
Amy XD
Amy Yeah
“do you have any leftovers any coffee any tea any food any chipotle-“
“GARRETT”
My favorite part XD
I’ve been watching Shane all day with a thunder storm in the background
One of my favorite videos from shane
Im the diet coke that spilled everywhere and caused a technical difficulty.
M&M Fifa hit the exit ❤️
M&M Fifa see u there , come in an xl m&m bag. ❤️💛💚💙💜
M&M Fifa it means SNACKTIME ❤️❤️❤️ aint no one hitting the exit hungry. What a disrespect.
Lol
M&M Fifa and what does that make you? 🤔 i mean an intelligent persons username is not m&m and fifa 💀
Shane: *DON'T YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH BEYONCÉ?!*
Me: kinda yeah...
BANGtAN?
ARMY!!!
i mean who wouldn’t?
Abbegail Craig ?
lmao
The beginning of the video and my head already hurts, also this is very chilling.
I miss him
"...and then Ryland got one and.. I FELT LESS SPECIAL"
only Shane 😂😂😂
That was the funniest part lul 👁💕🎶💃
*welcome to McDonald's can I take your order*
*1 large holy water please*
Evil Morty u can take my
Evil Morty lmaoooo
*uhhh we don't have holy water here*
*1 LARGE McHOLY WATER NOW*
*...um.. ok..here.. enjoy your order sir..*
I am gonna do this. I am gonna ask for one large holy water.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I miss the old Shane he was the bomb.. now he hangs out with Jeffery star and he is a whole different person ... dam Shane why change how you use to be now u in all this drama ever since u started hanging out with jeff I dont understand smhhh
Its bc he joined the Illuminati ..l
I hate scary videos but when Shane do scary videos he make them funny so we don’t get scared
Garret: *time for a sneak peek!*
Ryland: oh! GARRET!!!
Haiden Taylor XD
Lol XD
This reminds me of that spongebob episode where squidward was in that weird club and they were all wearing robes and handshaking like it was the Illuminati or something.
I looked it up it’s called the Cephalopod Lodge
and that the 7 main characters of spongebob were based on the 7 deadly sins
alcive valkyrie whattttt?!
okaycae OH YES
Yeah
IM CRYING LAUGHING WHEN GARRET PUT GIS SODA ON THE FIRE AND SHANE DCREAMD DMD
This is one of my favorite videos EVER!!!! Hahahahaha 😂😂😂
If all are equal, then why are they calling themselves "elite"?
Because they are killing the non elite ones. 😜😜
Seriously look up agenda 21.
@@xylenebracamonte1569 ur in it and have read it??😱
Because all elites are equal
@@xylenebracamonte1569 agenda 21 is honestly another theory
@Lillian GUERIN well the illuminati saw everyone as equal and wanted to free the state from the cruel tyrannical Roman Catholic church
Did any one else start losing it when shane came out with the red blanket on his head
nope
😂😅😆
Kailyn Cochrane little red riding hood
Kailyn Cochrane (NOPE)
YESS😂😂
Lucky and blessed Shane.....👑👑👑👑Congrats....im dying for being in your shoes
The way GARRET READS THE OATH
Shane:we’re joining the Illuminati!
Garret:that’s impossible!
Shane:no it’s not, I found a website!
😂😂
Haylee Clare I hollered 😂😂😂
I saw your name and I was shook
Haylee MC twinning!!
Me: Mom I'm joining illuminati
Mom: what's that?
Me: the 1% of the population that rule the world
Mom: Ok
Okosun Maliki lol
Fuck yeah😂😂😂😂😂
She’s like idgaf
Ummm hole the unated state is under the iliminati
Your mom is my spirit animal 😂😂
I miss this kind of videos :(
dude i know :( ik the stuff he did was bad but i miss him so much
Shane you’re so amazing ♥️😭
I am SHOOKETH and TRIGGERED at the same time
i relate to ur name
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 ARE YOU QUAKING
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 I am laughing
Shooggered
literally nobody says this shit anymore grow up
While watching this, my sister texted me. She wrote “biotch” but “autocorrect” changed it to Beyonce!!! ~they know~
FUCKKKK RIP WE GOTTA GO TO JUPITER
Bahaahhahahah
Shane looks insane with that red coat over his head😂
i love when shane was poppin rylands pimple whilst saying its "for the illuminati" hahahaha i never thought i would hear that phrase in my entire life! xD
Shane: OMG EW!
All of us: WHAT?!?
Shane: I got 2 EMAILS!!!
Me on Valentine’s Day 😂😂😂😂
That’s when I send SOMEONE ELSE that 😂
*gets scared*
Shane: it’s the Illuminati?!
Shane:no it’s just chipotle
*flexes chipotle* 😂
I mean, I'd do that too, so...😂
Lol
Lol
Hey I subbed
I LAUGHED IN THIS VIDEO MORE THAN I WAS SCARED 😭😭😭😭
Who is here in 2021 I miss the old Shane so much!
2024
*DONT TURN OF THE CAMEERRAAA*
Ashookie19 noone likes your comment anymore 😁 got stuck at 665
GOT7 BTS EXO MX SVT BP more like 921
OMIGOD 1000 likes exactly
I ruined it
1.4k
Ryland: *ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US*
Shane inside: *Yes.*
Stormie McCullough random question: have you heard of the webtoon “Lost in Translation”?
@@kathryn2752 yes why
Shane and his friends are hilarious 😂😂
Great skit these UA-camrs are great
door rings*
Shane: Beyonce!
Garret: don’t be illuminaughty
Shane: 🚪
Me: *CACKLING*
MoonlightBaby i see ARIANA
buydangerouswomanonitunes ARIIIIII💞
MoonlightBaby o.
Anyone watching in 2024 😂❤❤
Here buddy
This is my comfort video weirdly lmao
Yeah😂
Yip I’m watching this now.
Shane:starts a fire
Shane also:dOn't tUrN oFf tHe cAmEra
Oh he's such a legend 😂😂
“Don’t you want to hangout with Beyoncé”🤣
Intrepid llama what do you mean ? I’m quoting Shane Dawson, but okay.
Alis Phichit
Lmaoo
Wrong comment! Srry
666 likes tho
qUEen
Is it a coincidence that Shane’s channel is now doing very well? 🤔
Conspiracy?
Little did we know then 🤫🤔🤭
It was always doing good lmao
Wait, remember that video where shane saw who’s channel had more bots as subscribers? What if all the bots that were subbed to shane were sent by the illuminati to make him more famous
Yes, we blessed him
UnknxwnGracee 1st it was a joke and 2nd yes he’s always done well but hasn’t done this well in a good while, he’s the king rn haha 👑
UA-cam’s finally putting him on trending as of lately too haha
Illuminati Official shook do me next sis
Missin you... So needed a Shane binge. 2021.. Shane come back with conspiracy theories... Please. 😭
facts :/
And now all of a sudden he's under a lot of heat (which happens to most celebrities and just makes them more famous) and is SUPER relevant. Not to mention his content has also changed drastically and its like he's a whole new person. Shane Dawson really did sell his soul and we all just watched it happen without batting an eye. The fact he made it look like a joke and we all just kinda found it funny is scary too.
@@johnson-zn6ek no❤
@Hispanic American +1 (650) 337-0426 ...message the grand master
@@johnson-zn6ek If what you posted is legit, I bind you and the Illuminati in the MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS!! No need to reply. Have a blessed (by the One and Only True God) and beautiful day!!
@@daughteroftheking374 Amen, in the mighty name of jesus!!!
@Hispanic American why tf would you wanna join??
Ryland: *holding burning book* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-
Garret: *fliming while screaming*
Shane: DON'T TURN OFF THE CAAAMERAAAAAAAA
dot. Rae 😂 LMAO THATS SO ACCURATE
😂😂😂👌🏼
dont be illumi - _naughty_
edit: people be saying im making their day like its not literally said about 15 times near the end ksksk
just.your.regular.witch that was very *PUNNY*
😂😂😂bruh you made my day
just.your.regular.witch .... 😀😀 go home
just.your.regular.witch wow u made me hate bff choke lol
You also made my day
*house burning down*
Shane: “DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA ”
"He usually dangles them from a tree" He's so funny.