I join the illuminati
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- Опубліковано 13 кві 2019
- Tonight on Carte Blanche, I stumble accross an ad to join the Illumanati. Things get interesting when I phone the number.
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Am I the only one who understood that this guy just did this as a meme? Hilarious, bro!
Ikr
Yeah, people are too quick to dislike.
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@@osasyoung9072 scam?
I prank called them and I pretended to order a McDonald’s meal and they shouted stop and then hanged up LOL laughed soo hard
Bro Can i have thier address please ?
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS…
MCDONALD’S is founded on another secret org… the FREE(ugh)MASONS… and backed up by US GOV in the 1960’s with $16 million…to spread the company, brand and the message throughout the ends of the world…
The father of lies will try and get people hooked in one way or another and by any means necessary….!
Please research… I am very well familiar… surviving, masonic-free daughter of 5 generations of FMs in the UK… even as a child, I knew involvement was wrong and evil! Being an only child, the pressures put on me to conform were enormous!
Mother was Eastern Star/arranger for women fms in the NE UK, Father was in numerous branches/lodges - 100 yrs involvement between the two of them… Grandfather…33rd degree and ruled the roost!!
Don’t get trapped in organisations such as these!
People of diffirent religions don't argue, we are together in this against the illuminati and satan 👍
It’s remarkable what UA-cam has done to human brains.
La ilaha illellahu mohmmadur rasulalla❤️❤️
💝 u dear
Ohhhh come on you believe it was true? Its a joke dude . No need to spread yoir islamic thoughts 😂😂
Allah-O-Akbar ❤
Illuminati se chutiya to ilalllla ullaa h
don't fear them brother. i know you responded like this because of that. keep remember, that there's a power greater than them, greater than all in fact. it's our God who created the earth, Allah. Allahu Akbar.
Illuminati after watching this video:
Are we a that kinda bullshit joke to you?
They wont be a joke in 10 years when all people will take a rfip chip or die otherwise. nwo2030
@@rigormortis3532 I think you are right.
@@rigormortis3532 they are a joke ! only christians believe in them
It's the one world order and it's been in effect since the invention of the EU and the treasonous Harry Truman giving them jurisdiction over the US constitution
I would think if such a secret organization existed, their higher ups would know whom they were, and keep everything very low key... Also, if such an organization were interested in recruiting other members, THEY would find THEM, and not the other way around...
i got dm’d on reddit with elaborate messages on trying to recruit me to join their organization. whoever the “special agent” was still messages me back it’s been months…i still haven’t fully decided if i want in or not
@@user-ph8ne1vl8gofcus you should not dear
If you don't know, you don't know.
@@truthsquestions1532let you answer me!
@@abrahamhamalwa8864 You go ahead an answer you. No clue what your statement meant.
That is the Dajjal, the human deceiver in the last days before the end of the world
Yay i hate dajjal and also yakjuj and makjuj
That call sounded like it came from hell itself
@@illuminatibrotherhood3300 no I want to keep my soul you crazy lizard devil worshiper I going to stick to god
@@illuminatibrotherhood3300 no man just keep that shit for ur ass ain’t want lose my beautiful souls son of bitch I wanna go haven not femous 🙄🤮🤮🤮
@@illuminatibrotherhood3300fake
@@illuminatibrotherhood3300 stfu bitchass, I love my soul
@@illuminatibrotherhood3300 hey I called u but none is responding
I too wanna become a rich celeb... Please do something
I cant tell if the people in the comments are trolling or actually serious lol.
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We need to speak with this guy
Lailaha illalah mohammadur Rasulallah
😂Rasgulla
لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله thats how you say it 😀
Bro
@@gopalrawat2003a Lindu always will be a Lindu. 😂
Sharam karo.
Labbaik ya rasool Allah
😉 nice
Doesn't exists
That was quite funny tho😂🤣
La ilaha illallah mohammasur rasulallah ❤️
ALLAH o Akbar
Allahu akbar
Allah Akbar
Oy andha ho gya Kalma theak tra lih kifr ho gya tu jaldi kar wrna delet kar day
@@zalzla4406 tujhse bolne ka right chin lena chahiye.
Opinian
That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen! "I think I'd be a good addition to the group!"🤣🤣🤣 OMG, I'm dying here!✡☯✝☪
They blueticked him😂😂😂😂
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لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
Allah is god
ALLAH o Akbar
@@Gamingfun3.0 iya
What r u even doing here
Allah is Great
I hear that Catholics worship idols and that brought me to think twice before but I also thought that joining this group was the solution but until I made up my mind to join but I there is a force stopping me were by I trust in my self that some day I will trust in the Lord Jesus Christ and may He forgive me for not trusting Him and all the things I have done
Amen
Good sister ❤️👍.. remember one thing ..When everything has been decided, Satan will say, ‘God gave you a true promise. I too made promises but they were false ones: I had no power over you except to call you, and you responded to my call, so do not blame me; blame yourselves. I cannot help you, nor can you help me. I reject the way you associated me with God before.’ A bitter torment awaits such wrongdoers,
I love it ❤
I love Allah 💓
I LOVE JESUS CHRIST🙏🏾❤️
I hat your propaganda
Matthew Garza How about Jesus?
Just Some Alien With Internet Access Why shouleden‘t he tell him and why are you caaling him out which is the same thing.
Just Some Alien With Internet Access Actually you shouled tell him to change just so he question‘s his religion and figures out for himself if it is right or wrong. If you don‘t question your tradition your just repeeting mistakes. Just read the Bibel and you will see it is aal kind of true. Jesus died for your sins. Evrybody shouled know about him.
LA İLAHE İLLALLAH
Assalamualaikum
Hallo
Bruno Grec chill out man
COCACOLA
😂😂😂
JAI SHRE RAAAAAAAAAAAAM
the shh🤫part 😂😂😂😂
i love JESUS
illuminati love satan bro
Allah is great❤❤
La ilahaillalahu Muhammadur rasoolullah!
alllah hu akbar
Yaaa allahh
No . Lord krishna is great ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Yh Allah is one.
I am laughing so hard for real 😂😂💀😂😂💀💀 so dangerous 💀 😂💀💀
La ilaha illal la hu Muhammadu rasulullah
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Such kinds of things are Meme material here in 🇮🇳
Exactly 😂😂
.........K....?
Jokes on the traditional healer mos, but we all know the truth, they do exist.
Am I right or am I right?
SavageHippie create and evolve remember that.
Don’t give in to negativity this is what they want.
True enough man...@@lost8384
Is there any way to join it ??? I'm in india and I dont see anyone who believes it but i do
@@satanicdevil6203 If you want to sell your soul, go ahead be an idiot, don't cry when you realize you'll burn in hell for it however.
Illuminati: "You joined the wrong group. Just wait right there we are on our way."
This person can't believe in God so he joined illuminati member ship he is the total wron wrong way . He going to the hell .
Yes I wanna join
Please... I need the contact of the agent who initiated u 🙏
Please help me the contact of the agent who helped you because I also want to join
He is mad. Ruined his hereafter
You better make a better suspicious and scared goosebump face tho when u act
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LOLLL 🤣🤣🤣 Thought it was realll but ofc ik it at the end but Woww dude your really funny🤣 🤪😂
La illah mahadur raoul luah
Qureshi QASIM YT thik se likh
Assalamualaikum
Fuck Allah
@@greaterbharat4175 well fuck you.... You not are god 😤😡😒
@@Liaqqxx he is kjafir read his name on yt,subhanAllah,pls God help him to bring back at ur words..
it's all just engineering😂😂
Atleast it's proved some people don't have mind to make people fool 😂
May be he spoke to his brother in other room as a Illuminati speaker🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious. How are people taking this seriously?
😂😂😂😂😂😅😂 this video is hilarious
It is free of coast to join this
Please don't mess with this type of things. And don't give fake news😡
God bless mate 😂
The illuminati is not something you "join", you have to be born into it.
Here's a great video if you want a lil insight of the illuminati
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Your name is anal😂😂😘 it's hard to take you seriously
Really funny man.. 😂😂😂
I bilive it
Honey even if you were telling the truth, there's ain't no way they're accepting you with that grammar.
And only this was left
ALLAH SWT♥️
Ih kok gmbar kmu itu sih ih kmu isalam apa
@@unexpectedreaper3664 emangnya gambar apa?
@@fadelpptgn599 gambar tt begek gambar nenen
I'm very happy to see so many good Muslims posting on this video.❤
@@fadelpptgn599 ih gamabar nenn lagi ihhh
Oh thank you God i am orthodox Christian 🙏🙏
Okay who tf asked you
Nice
@@ynoy3620 hey u idiot she is just telling how great god is. STFU
@@kyoya6680 stfu fuck your religion fucking bitch
የማሪያም የማሪያም I am A reform Jew.
Now he's going to have to buy google play gift cars to pay back the money.
Good concept
Guys , we do know it`s friendly joke 🤣🤣🤣. But seriously, BELIEVE IN GOD! PRAY GOD! lOVE GOD! :)
JustElnurzadeh Jahve is evil.
His name is Christian name anyway
1:41 wasted. Can’t get it back 😰😰
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I love universe
Ya Allah the all mighty❤❤❤
Allaha is one only nd only no one without allaha allaha hu akbar👆
R u hindu or Muslim brother??
I'm guessing this went right over people's heads, its hilarious
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What's the joke, this shit was awkward
The money is like drawed hahaha
Comedian of year
stupid iluminati . Dajjal !
Dajjal is great, Allah is stupid👎.
Yeah ok. The Illuminati dates back to the 15th century. It's a secret society within the church. You know what the knights Templar is... Guess not. Learn your history. They are the guardians of the ancient Roseline. It shows exactly where Mary Magdalene is buried...
@@optimusprime5199 god takes you you're the stupid ☺ god is the greatest ❤
dajjal is my shit #Shittydajjal
@@optimusprime5199 Allah will take you to de hell
And your videos sucks
Pls stop liking or disliking such people n vdo! All we have to do is stop getting exploit from any man, women or corporates. Just do what you love and kickoff whatever ur soul finds suspicious! We are not wise enough to understand the unseen people and their plans! Either good or bad! Just pray to god "take me to you whatever it takes". 🌺😊❤️😊🌺
I want to join illuminati
You just don’t have a great mind to fool us dude😹😹🙊
South African 😂
The only one who have the power is Allah
@@ankitshekhawat8651 fuck you bitch
Jesus Christ loves everyone
@@ankitshekhawat8651 bro never abuse anyone's god. Written in Bhagwat Geeta ☺
I do not understand anything.
Please explain me
Nothing like illuminati in this world
wtf are you smoking dude!!!
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
How am I only seeing this now? Whahahaha Jy's legit David!
I really want to be a member of Illuminati….
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may god have mercy on your soul
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This was so idiotic that I had no choice I had to sub up
I got dumber watching this
I want to be a member how can I start
Are you ready to sell your soul?
Now u are illuminate
May Allah save us all from evil
No, may Christ save us
@@USNSUP amen
Doesn't exists
Amin
Yes may God save us all!
Allah is great ❤❤❤❤❤
u r right
He really isn’t!
Yes Allah is great..
Assalamulaikum Brother
Do you know that you
can know who runs illuminati in
Islam
Ans:dajjal the one eyed dog
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😀😀hilarious...thats not their number..u will be scammed by agents.. Always try to contact them on email..
Judging by commenters, they're making it even easier to connect via WhatsApp! 😂🤣😂
Can I get their email please
I love this video
That sucks makes it harder for us real ones I want to join
man if u believe this bruh you r messed up
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I joined illuminati
If you was in illuminati because you show it on net this, you was kiled
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The number he dailed is actually a number in a country in Africa called Kenya and as a Kenyan this really shocked me😈😈
Nebuchadnezzar had a dream of a colossus standing defyant.. It wore the name freedom.. The lord, the allbearing, the bearer of all bearing looked at the anomalous Abstraction and used Nebuchadnezzar.. 'Let me relieve you of the burden' and made him as a mule free in the field.. The angels were looking for something that made sense.. and could only find that he slept in his crown, and set up seraphim statues at the door.. Jesus is the door and his yoke is light and light.. a pleasure of service to be a bearer in the image and name of the lord.. The mule that Jesus rode became synonymous, as jesus, a bearer emburdned with the bearing emburdned.. The mule too was a door that day.. as the two seraphim serving.. a symbol at the door.. The anomaly might create a captor.. And the Lord as he had done so many times before will free us from it and it's erroneous devices.. Hallelujah minds!! Hallelujah hearts!! Hallelujah to the lord of perfect havens... May he kreep into your heart as a child, whose heritage is the havens.. May you become the lords knights.. to the king of hearts.. May he quicken the dead and thirsty among you.. Amen.
The angels were looking for something that made sense... and found nothing...